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- Hello?
- Jackie?
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- Yeah?
- Dawn from Cook County Meat and Fish.
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Hi. Oh, thank you for coming.
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You look exactly like I pictured you
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from all of our phone calls.
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You are, too. But weirdly,
you sound different.
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Oh, I love this space!
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You know, a lot of new
restaurants try too hard.
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Yeah, not us. We know what
it takes to get the job done,
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and we do just a little bit less.
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You're hilarious, you know that?
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No, I'm not. Am I?
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Yeah, heck yeah.
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Okay, so, I got your menu.
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I will put together a preliminary order.
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That way, you can price me
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against other suppliers
you're considering.
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I mean, thieves.
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No, I'm kidding.
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I mean suppliers.
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Who steal.
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Sorry I'm late.
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D.J. came over to watch the baby,
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and she hit him in the
eye with a rattle.
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He cried, she cried, and then I cried
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'cause I don't have better child care.
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Becky, this is Dawn from
Cook County Meat and Fish.
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She thinks I'm hilarious.
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Such a pleasure, Becky.
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I have to tell you, I think comfort food
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in this location is
gonna be a big winner.
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The only thing you're missing is
a signature, big-ticket item.
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Steak.
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You need to offer a good steak.
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We can't afford a good steak.
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And I'm not just talking
about the customers.
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I'm talking about the people
that own the restaurant.
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Becky, Dawn has a fantastic background.
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She was a buyer for a
big restaurant chain.
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I started this company
after the managing partner
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at the old place groped
me in the stock room.
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Can you believe that?
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- Same thing.
- Happened to me.
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- The stock room.
- In the stock room.
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Yep, and look at us now.
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Well, I'm looking at you in those boots,
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and I got to tell you, I love those.
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Oh, well, they'd look good
on your cute, little figure.
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Oh, no, I could never
pull off boots like that.
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Oh, you wouldn't have to.
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Your boyfriend would
be pulling them off.
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And he wouldn't stop there!
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Oh, yeah, you better quit it right now!
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I mean, I...
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I don't even have a boyfriend.
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Oh. Neither do I.
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But so what?
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Here's to being our own soul mates.
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- Amen!
- Amen.
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Yes, we love ourselves,
and men don't want us.
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Can we get back to the food?
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Let's talk prices.
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Okay. Well, this has been fun.
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I will make a list of
what I think you need,
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and I will send you
an itemized estimate.
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Au revoir.
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That's French for "goodbye."
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I know.
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Everybody knows.
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And before you fall in love with her,
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we should discuss whether
we can afford her.
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I love her. I'm not in love with her.
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Oh, my God! What happened?
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He tweaked his back
nailing the floorboard.
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I'm fine. I just got to
soak it and then lay down.
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No, you need to see a doctor.
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I'm gonna take you to urgent care.
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It's just a twinge. I'm fine.
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Ow!
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♪ I feel good ♪
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♪ I knew that I would ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ I feel nice ♪
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♪ Like sugar and spice ♪
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Ohh, Dan.
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"The Conners" is recorded in
front of a live studio audience.
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Can I help you with something?
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If I need help, I'll ask for it.
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See?
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Easy peasy.
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Huh.
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Harris got a letter from
Central Illinois State.
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The college or the penitentiary?
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"Congratulations. You're a Mud Turtle."
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Oh, my God, she got in!
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That's great!
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Finally, someone from this
family made it to college.
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Hey, I went to college.
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You went to art school.
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That's basically Color
Me Mine with a library.
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How much is this college gonna cost you?
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I don't know, but now
that I'm a divorced,
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unemployed single mom,
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we might actually have a
shot at some financial aid.
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My plan to destroy my life is working.
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I told you to stick with it.
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You know what... Harris asked me
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to bring some clothes over to Odessa's.
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I'm gonna take them over there
right now and show this to her.
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Ah, she's finally gonna let
you into the dope den.
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Ah, at least now I got a shot
at getting her out of there
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and into a dorm room!
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No drugs there.
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Hello, Odessa.
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Harris is expecting me.
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Before the other side you see,
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answer me these questions three.
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Uh, somebody just smoked a bowl
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watching "Monty Python's Holy Grail."
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Correct. You may pass.
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Not what you expected, huh?
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We do the human
sacrifices in my bedroom.
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Hey, Mom.
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Guess what.
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You are a Mud Turtle.
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I haven't put on makeup yet.
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Give me a break.
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No. You got into college.
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Central Illinois State.
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We've got a tour on Friday.
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Yeah, I'm not going to that.
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What? Why not?
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I start working at Price
Warehouse next Monday.
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They've got a program for employees
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to get a business degree online.
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Well, I-I don't want you
to go to school online.
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It's a great deal, Mom.
It's only 350 bucks a year.
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Yeah, but I want you to live in a dorm
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and gain 15 pounds and get mono.
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That's for rich kids.
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We don't have the money for college.
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Yeah, no, we already have an appointment
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with the financial aid office.
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They want to help us.
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A-And see? They look
forward to meeting you.
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Nobody ever looks
forward to meeting you.
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They write that to everyone.
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No, they don't. This is
written directly to you,
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"Mr. Harris Conner."
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And why do you want a
business degree, anyway?
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You should study writing.
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You remember when the Sun-Times printed
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your "I Hate Lanford" article
and everybody was so angry?
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That's the happiest I've ever seen you.
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Yeah.
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The Mayor called me an
embarrassment to the community.
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Of course that made me feel good.
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Okay.
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I'll go on the tour. For you.
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Mud Turtles!
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A mud turtle is the worst mascot ever.
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What's the cheer?
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"Go, fight. Do something."
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Mud Turtles! Whoo!
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Whew!
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Instead of an estimate, we got
a bill from your gal pal, Dawn,
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which is weird, because I
don't remember hiring her.
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She made a good case for
her company at lunch,
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so I went for it.
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So now decisions are being
made without me over lunch?
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Well, we were hungry after
our Pinot and Painting class.
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I'm learning so much about myself.
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I always knew I could drink,
but I didn't know I could paint.
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This is twice what we
agreed we could afford.
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Look at what she's charging
us for vegetables.
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They're all locally sourced.
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I don't care if they're locally sourced.
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I care if they're locally eaten.
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And she went ahead and
put the steak on here.
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Dawn showed me that
with an upgraded menu,
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we can pull people as
far away as Chicago.
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You're right.
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You can't get a good steak in Chicago!
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You got to drive an hour to a
roadside diner in a dying town
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that bought their steak from Chicago.
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I'm sorry that you don't
trust Dawn, but I do.
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Jackie, okay, um...
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I might be wrong, but
Dawn is a saleswoman.
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Isn't it possible that she's
pretending to be your friend
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to ratchet up the bill?
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I'm afraid she might be
taking advantage of you.
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Au contraire.
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I'm taking advantage of her
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by being her friend and
picking her brain.
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"Au contraire"?
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Now you're talking like her.
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You've never said "au
contraire" in your life!
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Au contraire! I said
it just a second ago!
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Dawn likes me.
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She invited me to the
Rockford Wine Festival.
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Well, okay.
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If she's really your friend,
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maybe you should cut the order in half
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and see if she still wants to go
to the wine festival with you.
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Oh, she'll still want me to go.
It's a fait accompli.
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Okay. Your counselor will be right in.
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See you around campus, Harris.
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Hm? He's cute.
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Why would I date him when
there's professors here?
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Hi. I'm Helen.
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I'm here to help with
your financial aid.
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- Hi.
- So, Harris,
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what did you think of the campus?
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It was cool.
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I like that the student paper
investigates real stuff.
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And it's far away enough from my house
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that my mom can't visit on a whim.
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Well, Harris, we thought
your admissions packet
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was really special.
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Your "I Hate Lanford" essay was spot-on.
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My ex is from there.
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Thanks. I'm glad you liked it.
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Uh, along with showing
you that Harris is special,
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our application should've also
shown you that we're super poor.
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Like Dust Bowl poor.
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That's why we put together a
comprehensive aid package
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- to make this happen.
- Sweet.
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Okay. Loan...
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loan...
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loan.
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Um...
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Where are all the grants
and scholarships...
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you know, the free money?
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Well, I'm sure you folks expected
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that you'd be contributing something.
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Uh, yeah, something,
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but you have us paying
everything, and with interest.
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- I mean, we can't afford this.
- According to this chart,
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it'll take me 20 years
to pay back these loans.
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20 years goes by faster than you think.
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You can waste that on a man
everybody said was wrong for you,
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but you knew better.
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I'm confused.
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I mean, the letter you sent
us promised to help us.
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I want to.
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Um, does Harris have a unique skill
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that might qualify her
for a scholarship?
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A female tuba player is a
college admissions home run.
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Do you play the tuba?
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- Yes.
- No.
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This is a waste of time.
I shouldn't have come here.
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No, Harris, wait. We're still talking.
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I'm done.
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I felt good about my plan,
and then I let you drag me here
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and show me everything
that I can't have.
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Thanks a lot.
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You know what? This
whole thing is a scam.
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You just bring people down
here, get their hopes up,
260
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,579
and then try to trick
them into crippling loans
261
00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,869
they'll be paying back for
the rest of their lives.
262
00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:01,035
You should be ashamed of yourself.
263
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:04,209
You know, I want my $100
application fee back.
264
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:07,041
I'm sorry. We... We can't do that.
265
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,585
Well, that check was never
gonna clear anyway. Good day.
266
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,059
Dan?
267
00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:16,759
Yeah?
268
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,219
Uh, I heard you hurt your back,
269
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,099
so I came by to check on you.
270
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,353
Mark said you've been in there
271
00:11:23,354 --> 00:11:25,059
for a couple hours. You okay?
272
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,269
I can't pull myself out of the tub.
273
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,490
You're gonna get sick if
you stay in there too long.
274
00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:33,776
I'm coming in.
275
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,809
Aw, geez!
276
00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:39,060
Uh... okay, give me a second
to cover up, would ya?
277
00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:42,869
All right.
278
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,040
Oh, rainbow bubbles?
279
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,794
I didn't picture you as a
bath bomb kind of guy.
280
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,005
I'm a very complex man.
281
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,129
I have a gay grandson who
gave me this for Christmas.
282
00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:00,379
I thought the Epsom salts would help.
283
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:02,359
I didn't know the glitter and the color
284
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,090
would turn me into a merman.
285
00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:08,379
Uh, your... your hair has shampoo in it.
286
00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:10,959
Yeah, I-I was gonna rinse it
off with the hose attachment.
287
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,398
It fell in the tub.
288
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:16,349
Well, I could... reach in
there and root around.
289
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:18,530
Might change our relationship.
290
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,032
Oh, it's... it's just a little shampoo.
291
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,889
I'll get it.
292
00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:25,189
Um, here.
293
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,240
Okay. Okay.
294
00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:32,335
There.
295
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,939
See? That's not so bad, is it?
296
00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:38,339
It's kind of nice.
297
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,499
Oh, soap in my eye.
298
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,020
- Soap in my eye!
- Oh. Here, I got it.
299
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,760
Okay.
300
00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,800
Yeah.
301
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,400
Um...
302
00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:58,089
All right.
303
00:12:58,090 --> 00:13:00,362
Let's get you out of that tub.
304
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,059
Now, do you want to, uh,
have some more towels,
305
00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,479
or should I just close my eyes?
306
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,799
More towels. You're gonna peek.
307
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,420
You can't help yourself.
308
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,849
Well, it looks like you two
309
00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:15,753
had a good time at the wine festival.
310
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,439
I only had one glass.
311
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,209
I don't know why I threw
up in the Uber, but...
312
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,759
Dawn bought me this.
313
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,972
Ohh. I'll be right back.
314
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,799
Well, guess I was wrong.
315
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,688
She really is your friend.
316
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,299
She still took you to the festival
317
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,600
even though you cut the order.
318
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,026
Well...
319
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,599
You did cut the order?
320
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,639
- Eh... not exactly.
- Jackie!
321
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,659
Oh, I don't want to know, Becky.
322
00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:46,367
Dawn's the only friend I've got.
323
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,576
That's not true.
324
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,204
Women don't like me, Becky!
325
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,289
I'm a woman, and I used to like you.
326
00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:01,819
I'm 64, and I'm tired of being lonely.
327
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:03,639
She's the first friend
I've had in years,
328
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,919
and I don't want to lose her.
329
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:08,179
But isn't it better to find
out now if she's playing you,
330
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,433
before you get any more attached to her?
331
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,139
Or I never find out
332
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,969
and I live in a happy fantasy world
333
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:17,649
where I go from wine
festival to wine festival.
334
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,979
Look, I just don't want
to see you get lied to
335
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,939
in another relationship.
336
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,819
You deserve a real friend.
337
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,509
I know I do.
338
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:29,119
How about a glass of wine for courage?
339
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,705
But just one. I don't
want to get sloppy.
340
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,548
What are you doing out here?
341
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,279
Trying to freeze myself to death
342
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,302
so Harris can get some
hardship money for college.
343
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,939
You might want to take your shoes off.
344
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,557
It'll go faster.
345
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,759
The school wouldn't give us any money.
346
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,279
If I'd saved anything,
347
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,529
my daughter wouldn't be
giving up her dreams at 17.
348
00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,719
Hi. Welcome to the Conner family.
349
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,029
Pbhhhht!
350
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,319
Dad, you should've seen her face
351
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,409
when she was walking around that campus.
352
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,490
I swear she was actually smiling.
353
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,689
I feel like I failed her.
354
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:19,679
Don't beat yourself up.
355
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,249
It sounds like she's got a
few things figured out.
356
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,256
Hey, I'm sure it's a great school,
357
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,489
but she probably doesn't
want all that debt.
358
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:30,259
And a business degree,
that's not a bad idea.
359
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,550
I want more for her.
360
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,029
I know what you want.
361
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:38,271
But it's time to get on board
to the future she's building.
362
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,909
And if you're not careful,
you're gonna make her feel like
363
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:44,439
she's never accomplished
anything in your eyes.
364
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,320
Oh. You mean like art school?
365
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,689
You know where I'm gonna
be Monday morning?
366
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:57,369
At Harris' first day of
work, congratulating her.
367
00:15:57,370 --> 00:16:00,129
And you should be, too.
368
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:01,335
Wait.
369
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,337
Is that glitter in your eyebrows?
370
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:06,007
I wish it was just in my eyebrows.
371
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,899
So, Dawn, um...
372
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,209
I'm just gonna say this.
373
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,019
I have to cut our food order.
374
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,189
I got a little carried away,
375
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,189
and I didn't discuss it with Becky.
376
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,982
Well, that's disappointing.
377
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:24,989
I know.
378
00:16:24,990 --> 00:16:26,279
And even though it wasn't real,
379
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,986
I really enjoyed being your friend.
380
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,072
What are you talking about?
What wasn't real?
381
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,179
This. Us. I know you were
just being nice to me
382
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,499
so I'd buy more stuff, and I get it.
383
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,859
I'm not hilarious. I don't
have a cute figure.
384
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:39,791
I'm just a woman with a
roadside restaurant.
385
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,819
So, you think I was just
pretending to be your friend
386
00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:45,169
so I could make a few bucks on an order?
387
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,829
That's ridiculous.
388
00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:49,119
Look, you're cool, you're smart,
389
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,594
you're just damaged enough
to be entertaining.
390
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,099
And you set off all those car alarms
391
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,970
to shorten the line
at the wine festival.
392
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,602
When you want wine,
you are absolutely fearless.
393
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,879
Hey, they were running low on white Zin.
394
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,899
Somebody needed to take action.
395
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,259
I have a blast with you,
396
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,859
and it's hard for me to
make female friends.
397
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,280
I think they're intimidated by me.
398
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,629
- So same.
- Mm.
399
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:16,326
So, we're still going
to Cheyenne Pete's?
400
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,599
Oh, hell yeah!
401
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,997
We're drunk and fun. We're not
gonna waste that at home.
402
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,139
No way!
403
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,542
I'll be right back.
404
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:25,919
I cut the order, and she's my friend.
405
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,129
In your face!
406
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,879
That's great.
407
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,966
I'm happy for you.
408
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,259
We're going bull riding.
409
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,349
Hey, I'm off in an hour. Can I come?
410
00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:36,139
Becky, back off!
411
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:39,392
It's like you reek of desperation.
412
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,730
You know, um, I'm not complaining,
413
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,279
but the smell of those pain patches
414
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,480
is a little overwhelming.
415
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,099
Oh.
416
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,279
I thought the mosquito
candle would cover it up.
417
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,899
More wine?
418
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,220
Sure.
419
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:02,399
When I can venture more than 10 feet
420
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,479
from an outlet next week,
421
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,319
I'll take you to a real restaurant.
422
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,919
Um, since you brought up next week,
423
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,059
there's something I want
to talk to you about.
424
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,633
Shoot.
425
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,229
There's a promoter
426
00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:17,220
that offered my old band
a tour of the Midwest.
427
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,329
That's great!
428
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:20,599
How long?
429
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,269
Three months, at... at least.
430
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,679
Could be six.
431
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,271
Wow.
432
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,109
You know, the road is a blast and all,
433
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:31,260
but if you felt like you...
wanted me to stick around,
434
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,986
I could pass on it.
435
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,379
I wouldn't be comfortable
436
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,860
costing you that kind of an opportunity.
437
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,519
I'd be okay with it.
438
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:42,950
'Cause, you know, things are
going pretty well with us.
439
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,333
I think they are, too.
440
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:51,429
Dan, this may be my last
chance to go on the road.
441
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,299
But I'll give that up.
442
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,093
I think you need me.
443
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,239
So if you want me to stay...
444
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,889
tell me to stay.
445
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,469
Of course I want you to stay.
446
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,479
Okay.
447
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:09,349
So, does that mean you're
ready for a real relationship,
448
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:11,901
with everything that goes with it?
449
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,740
Got it.
450
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,910
I got to go.
451
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,998
Take care of yourself, Dan Conner.
452
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,580
That's what I do best.
453
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,079
Hi.
454
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,599
That's my granddaughter!
That's my granddaughter!
455
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,600
First day! First day!
456
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,182
Grandpa, what are you doing here?
457
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,279
Hopefully, embarrassing
the hell out of you.
458
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,603
And letting you know
how proud I am of you.
459
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,021
Thanks.
460
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,899
And also probably gonna
pick up some tiger balm
461
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,059
and a canned ham while I'm here.
462
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,740
Pbhhhht!
463
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,939
Hey.
464
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:02,909
Am I the only one in
this family who works?
465
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,199
I just wanted to say to you,
466
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,199
in front of these vending
machines and this rocket ride,
467
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,624
that I was wrong.
468
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,209
I think what you're doing is great.
469
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,921
You found a way to go to college.
I mean, that's amazing.
470
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,379
Really?
471
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:19,009
I feel like I'm... disappointing you.
472
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,079
Never.
473
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,096
I am so proud of you.
474
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,931
You know, I just want you to be happy.
475
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,329
Well, you want to hear something weird?
476
00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,719
I am happy.
477
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,619
I'm gonna get a business
degree, and I'm gonna get rich
478
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,774
exploiting people like you.
479
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,169
Well, that would be great.
480
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,237
Can you do it quick enough
to send Mark to college?
481
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,447
Sure.
482
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,209
Okay.
483
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,309
It's my first day.
I got to get in there.
484
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:49,449
- Mm.
- Do you want me to get fired?
485
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,800
A little bit.
486
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:55,837
Okay, now that I'm painting,
487
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:59,299
I finished something that
I'm really proud of,
488
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,999
and I think that it would
look great in here...
489
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,636
if you agree, partner.
490
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,847
Of course you can hang
your painting in here.
491
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:09,020
I call it "Dawn At Dusk."
492
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,789
Wow. You're really talented.
493
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,189
If you put that up in here, I quit.
494
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:20,260
Okay, I will put it up
in the storage room.
495
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:22,572
But when I finish "Dawn At Dawn,"
496
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,750
it's going up in here.
497
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,940
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