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Grandpa, when can we
close the door? I'm freezing.
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I can't feel my nose, I don't
know if it's a finger or nose thing.
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First I got to fix the leak so the
outlet doesn't short out again.
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Once the smoke smell is gone we can
put the TV back and close the door.
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At least it was warm for a second
when the flames shot out of the wall.
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You know what, we're all
uncomfortable right now. Suck it up.
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Hey, just because you're in a bad mood.
Don't take it out on Mark.
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He's a sweet, innocent kid who
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does all of our laundry. Your stuff
is sitting in the dryer, by the way.
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I'm sorry, kid. It's not you.
I got some stuff going on.
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That's okay.
Is it going to keep you and
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Louise from coming to my
acappella concert?
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I can't hang on to these
house seats forever.
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Louise isn't going to make it.
She's not real happy with me, right now.
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I'll keep both seats in case I
nod off and tip over.
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I found something we can have
for dinner while we keep our
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hands warm on the trash
can fire I'm going
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to start, right here in the kitchen.
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Three boxes of Mac and
cheese, and they're
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all open with the
cheese packets are missing.
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We've been the victims
of a very odd burglary.
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Alright, that's on me.
The nacho chips
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I bought at the auto
parts store didn't
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have enough cheese on them.
So I recheesed them from the packets.
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Well, we can probably put something
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else on them.
We have Chinese mustard and red
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chili flakes packets.
Just throw that on the macaroni
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and see who taps out first.
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Another way to solve this
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problem is by somebody going
shopping.
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I have three hours of the new
Hampshire primary I have to
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watch for school tomorrow, and
I'd like some snacks.
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That's great.
I think it's important for kids
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- to learn how politics work.
- Yeah, the early primaries are exciting.
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That's where you get to see
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the candidates with
integrity and vision
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right before the
rich ones swoop in and crush
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them with their corporate
campaign dollars.
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Wow, mom.
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That's pretty cynical. I think
people with integrity and vision can
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make it all the way to president.
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Like George Washington.
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He was rich. He didn't want it.
They forced him.
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- Okay, then Lincoln.
- Shot.
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- Hamilton.
- Yeah, he was good.
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But he wasn't president.
He's just a character in a
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really cool musical we'll never
be rich enough to afford to see.
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- Oh, and shot.
- You can't stop me from being
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optimistic about this country.
Everybody has a right to be
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heard.
Did you know anyone can pick up
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the phone and call the White House.
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No way. If you can't call The Rock, you
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- can't call the White House.
- Watch.
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Thank you for calling the
White House...
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Are you crazy?
They're going to trace this back
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to us and put us on the no-fly list.
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When was the last
time any of us flew?
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If they ever put us on the no-bus
list, then we'll have a problem.
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Why are you scared of the government?
They work for us.
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You can even tweet the president
and tell him what you want.
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I'm not scared.
Hi, @realdonaldtrump, since you work
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for us, can you send us some
cheese packets for our macaroni.
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This is @realmaryconner, from
Lanford, Illinois. Where Chicago is.
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He'll probably answer back.
That guy loves to tweet.
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That's how we learn
where our military is.
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Hey, look who's here.
It's good to live on your own,
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but you miss your mommy, don't you?
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No, gross. My laptop died.
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I came to see if it was still
under warranty.
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Of course it did, she'll just send it
back to where she bought it,
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She'll mail it to guy on
off-ramp with old army jacket.
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Yeah, well we're going to have to
figure out how to get me a new one.
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Are you insane, woman,
we don't even have food.
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- Oh, fine I'll just take Mark's.
- Ah, no.
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It's mine and I'm going to need it
to write my report on the primary.
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That's why I should have his
computer, he's wasting it.
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Just because you think he's a
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dork doesn't mean that he
shouldn't have your laptop.
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And you really should be
taking this election seriously.
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You're finally old enough to vote.
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And whoever wins the New Hampshire is
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the early leader for the nomination.
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Oh no. What happens if the person I
don't care about gets the nomination
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over the other person
that I don't care about?
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All politicians are the same.
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No there not.
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Yes, some of them are
terrible, but if you
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do some research,
you'll find some of them
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really, really terrible.
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If you vote,
you'll be proud that you help
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elect somebody who is just terrible.
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She's probably just hungry.
She'll feel better about the
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government once she eats a
drawer full of condiments.
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Subtitle by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.
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You are watching "The
Conners" live right now, in
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front of a studio audience.
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Hey, Louise.
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Hey, Darlene. What's up?
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We were on our way to the grocery
store, but that seemed like a
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lot of work. So we came here.
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Becky, I was going to call you.
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I'm leaving on tour with
my band on Wednesday.
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I was wondering if you could
cover my shift for a week until
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- my replacement starts.
- Sure, how long will you be gone?
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- At least three months.
- Wow.
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Dad didn't mention you
were going on tour.
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- He didn't?
- Nope.
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Yeah.
I bet he was upset when he found
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out you were leaving.
Did he tell you he didn't want
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- you to go?
- No, he said it was a great
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opportunity and I should take it.
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So I'm taking it.
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Dad is an idiot, for letting her go.
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A woman with that waistline in
this town, and no meth problem?
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You're not going to find that.
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Yeah, I bet he already regrets it.
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That's why he's been
in such a bad mood.
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He's worried she's going to
meet somebody on the road.
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Why would Louise cheat on dad?
They're dating.
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Are they though?
The only time I saw him touch her,
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they were sitting on the couch
and he nodded off and fell over.
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I can't believe dad is going
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to blow it with Louise and there
is nothing we can do about it.
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Oh, hell, yeah there is.
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Dad hasn't dated in over 45 years.
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It's like chipping a
neanderthal out of the ice.
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You can't just shave him
and throw him on tinder.
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We got to step in.
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So, what are you saying?
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You're going to get Dad to tell
Louise he loves her in two days.
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He's never even said that to me.
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Take a hint and move on.
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Look, we all know that dad
opens up when he drinks, right?
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So, we just throw a fake little
going away party, for Louise.
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We get a few shots in him,
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and maybe he opens up and tells her
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how he feels and cements
the relationship.
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- That's a great idea.
- No, it's not.
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- No, it's not.
- Look, it's all I got.
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Do you want to be helping
dad off the pot when he's 80?
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I'm back to liking it.
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Louise, couldn't help
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overhearing, even though my Nanna
calls eaves dropping the devils radio.
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I work with Dan every day.
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And no matter what he says, he's
going to be missing his lady
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- like crazy.
- I'm not his lady.
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And just between us, Dan
couldn't commit to a real
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relationship. So I broke up with him.
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Louise, I'm shook.
But I understand what a tough
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nut to crack Dan is.
This one time, he and I had a few
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beers, throwing firecrackers at
one another.
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I made the mistake of opening up.
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But it's okay.
I didn't say I love you for him.
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I said it for me.
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Thanks, Dwight.
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I'm just glad I'm going on this tour.
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I really don't want
to see him right now.
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So, we get them in the
same room together and just let
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the magic happen?
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I think dad will really thank
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- us for getting involved.
- Maybe your dad will.
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My dad is a vengeful god who
will strike us down and scatter
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our bones to the four
corners of the earth.
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It doesn't mean we still
can't have a nice evening.
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What's the update on New Hampshire?
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15% of the vote is in.
I have a theory the DNC is
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holding back some of the results.
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They don't want to affect the
numbers in Iowa.
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You're not letting that go, huh?
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Seriously, how is Buttigieg doing?
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You're only asking me
because we're both gay.
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No, I just thought you
were really into mayors.
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Okay, I'm sorry I made that assumption
that Buttigieg was your candidate.
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That was pretty unevolved on my part.
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Hey, oh, you're watching the primary?
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How is your boyfriend doing?
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Wow, Ben.
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Some people don't get it, right?
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He's an excellent politician,
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and qualified to be president.
But he's not necessarily my
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candidate just because he's gay.
Did all black people vote for
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- Obama?
- Yeah, pretty much.
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- About 96%.
- Okay.
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Beverly Rose is asleep.
Can I get my baby-sitting money now?
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Here you go.
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You get the other half if you're
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here when I get back.
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Fine.
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What they thought was
strong performance
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by Amy Klobuchar.
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Is the primary almost over?
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No, but Sanders is doing well.
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Some experts think if he wins,
there's a chance he might stop yelling.
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It doesn't matter.
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Bloomberg just bought the state
and renamed it New Bloomshire.
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Is your boyfriend
still in the running?
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Oh, my god. If you don't take this
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seriously, you get the
government you deserve.
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It just so happens that
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Pete has a lot of interesting ideas
about health care and a puggle rescue
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that is incredibly cute.
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Becky, we better get going,
we got to get there before your dad.
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It is a dog fight on
the Democratic side.
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Bernie Sanders is leading.
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Man, Warren could use a boost.
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It's nice to have a candidate
who is also a single mom.
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She provided child care for the
caucuses last week.
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I was this close to flying to
Iowa so I could go to a movie.
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If we have to watch this stupid
thing, then let me have the laptop.
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- I have to study for my G.E.D.
- What does G.E.D. stand for?
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- General Equivalency Degree.
- There, you just passed.
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No, you are not even going to study.
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You're just going to
take an edible and
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then surf the web for
post-ironic t-shirts.
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What the hell?
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You almost broke my laptop, you psycho.
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You don't care about my stuff.
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You don't care about
anything but yourself.
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- Relax, it's not broken.
- You don't live here.
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So why don't you just leave?
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And don't say
good-bye this time, either.
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What?
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- You're mad that I moved out?
- Yeah.
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You just walked out and left me
here with these crazy people.
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Whoa, hey, hey.
You don't get to make me feel
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guilty just because I'm
trying to live my own life.
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If you look at our family, you
may not know it, but people are
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supposed to move out.
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I have no one to talk to now.
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I told grandpa I had a boy
crush, and we watched Spartacus
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and ate a bucket of fried chicken.
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So, you got KFC. What's your problem?
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I do have a problem, but it's
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a waste of time talking to you.
Screw you!
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We only have one TV in the house.
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You have to leave.
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Oh, hey.
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Thanks for offering to close up,
it's pretty dead in here.
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I'm going to go home and pack.
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Where the hell are D.J. and dad?
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Louise is going to leave.
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I'll stall her.
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Wait!
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We're not going to see you for a
while, and I just want to let
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you know what an inspiration you
are, all the things you've
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taught me.
Like putting rice in the salt
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shakers. Thanks.
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- Surprise!
- It's your going away party.
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- You told me she already left.
- Yes, I did.
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This is sweet, but I have to
get home.
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Wait, not until we get a good
picture of you.
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
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That way you'll have a
picture you of Dan you can take
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with you on the road because
they change so fast at this age.
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Louise, I knew nothing about this.
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Hold on a second.
I can't get it off selfie.
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Why didn't you tell your
family that we broke up?
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Because if I talk to my family,
that encourages them to
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- talk back to me.
- Now it's on landscape.
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- Hold on.
- All right, look.
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Let's not embarrass anybody, get
this over quick, and you can
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- tell them when I leave.
- Okay, I got it.
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All right, this was great.
But I have to get home.
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I'm leaving so early in the morning.
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Why go to bed at all?
Let's do some shots.
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To Louise, we're going to miss you.
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To Louise!
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To Dan, who is going to miss Louise.
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To Dan!
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To Louise and Dan,
who will miss each other.
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- To Louise and Dan!
- Darlene, stop.
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Okay, dad, then you make a toast.
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- To Louise.
- I said stop.
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I know what you're doing,
and I don't want to do this.
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Louise, wait. Let me drive you home.
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No, I need this to end.
And I really need you to leave
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me alone. Sorry, guys.
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You know, here in the Conner
family, we're not shy about
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- telling you how we feel.
- We're telling you, democracy
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only works if you get
off your butt and vote.
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We're teaming up with I am a
voter to encourage people
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to make sure they're registered.
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We even make it a family affair
by going to the polls together.
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Afterwards,
we go for pizza and have an
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embarrassing public
fight about how we voted.
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But, you can't make
people feel stupid
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about their choice, unless you vote.
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Visit iamavoter.com
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To double-check your voter
registration and get all
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the information you need to be
ready to vote in every election.
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The day after the contest is
over is a tough day if you
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didn't get any delegates in the
previous state.
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If Elizabeth Warren or Joe Biden...
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Hey.
I checked the primary on my phone.
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The older candidates are saying
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they have a bigger advantage
over the younger candidates
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because they have more experience.
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But I say a rap battle at a club
will make it way more fair.
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Aunt Jackie is back, she'll
watch the baby now, you can leave.
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Look, I'm not going anywhere.
I want to hear about this problem
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- you've got.
- You know you are just doing this
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because I made you feel guilty.
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That's the only reason
anybody does anything good.
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Come on, spill the tea.
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Remember Austin?
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Well, we kind of got together again.
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But he ignores me at school
because he doesn't want anyone
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to know he's gay.
He even makes fun of me
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sometimes, and it makes me
feel really bad about myself.
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- But I like him.
- Dump his ass.
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But it's not all his fault.
His family just doesn't accept
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- him for who he is.
- That doesn't give him the
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right to treat you like crap, Mark.
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- Boy, bye.
- But...
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No. You wanted me back in your life,
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you got me back in your life.
From now on, you're running all
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- of your boyfriends by me.
- And if you ever get a
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boyfriend, you can run him by me.
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I'm a strong, independent woman.
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Therefore, I'm alone.
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Who's ahead?
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I don't know. The Bachelor promos at the
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bottom of the screen
keep covering it up.
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Oh, they moved the rose.
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Bernie has 28%. Klobuchar is up to 21%.
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And Yang dropped out.
How did the party go?
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Well, it was a going away party,
and she certainly went away.
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Nice job, you threw a party for
two people who broke up last week.
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You broke up? Why didn't you tell us?
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Because it's none of your
damn business?
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Got it. What happened?
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You're never going to stop, are you?
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Louise broke up with me because
I wasn't ready to commit.
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- And now you've made it worse.
- Don't blame us.
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You have been dragging
your feet with her forever.
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We were giving you a
chance to make it right.
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I was going to make it
right when I was ready.
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I've been having a hell of a
time getting over your mom.
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- So I went to church.
- You went to church?
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Yes, I went to church.
They were having a rummage sale
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and I drifted in.
I was looking for a new radio
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for the truck, and I figured
nobody is going to screw you in
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the church.
The father was there, and I told
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- him what was bothering me.
- What did he say?
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Don't laugh.
He told me to write a letter to
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your mom about how guilty I was
feeling about Louise, and then
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set it on fire, so I could let
it go and move on.
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- Did you do it?
- No.
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I was going to do it in two
weeks on your mom's birthday,
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and talk to Louise.
But now it's pointless.
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She never wants to see me again.
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Oh, come on, dad.
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You're just going to give up and
be one of those weird old dudes
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that goes to the DMV
to be around people?
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Just let us help you.
We can figure something out.
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No, we aren't figuring anything out.
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I will figure something
out in my way.
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- In my time.
- Fine.
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It's all you.
When you say in my time, are you
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- talking months, years?
- Just give us a ballpark.
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- Go to your rooms.
- We're not children.
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- You want to pay rent?
- Go, Becky, go!
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Bernie Sanders' team will point
out if that were the case...
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Hello?
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Hi, this is Hillary Clinton
and I'm calling on behalf of the
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- Democratic party.
- Stupid robo call.
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No, people have accused me of
being a robot, but this is
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really Hillary Clinton.
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It's her.
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She must be trying to
get people to vote.
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Hello, hang on.
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Let me get where there
is better reception.
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Okay, this is better.
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Yeah, I see that you just
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turned 18, Harris.
And this is a very important
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election.
You know, as I gaze upon the
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Lincoln Memorial, here in our
nation's capital, I think about
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the role of women in this election,
and how we're stronger together.
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Hey, while you're in the
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nation's capital,
would you mind cleaning the lint trap?
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Ah! Harris, just vote.
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- Why?
- Because some of these people
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are trying to help you.
Warren and Sanders want to pay
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your college tuition.
Yang wants to give you $1,000 a month.
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And Biden wants to
decriminalize marijuana.
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Wow, well,
if I ever get to college, I am
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going to need some weed
and spending money.
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Okay, I'll vote for them.
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This country is doomed.
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