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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Oh, man. This Share the Wealth
protest has me all jacked up.
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I'd be down there right now
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yelling "Eat the 1%"
with the rest of my people
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if I wasn't in this COVID death window.
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Your people?
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Your people had kids that
had kids that made these people.
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Hey, I've never lost
my taste for social justice.
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I let my freak flag fly.
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Check it out.
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Three piercings in one ear.
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It's kinda hard to see 'cause
I let two of 'em close up.
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My mother said I looked like a whore.
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Hey, I thought someone was
going to call the exterminator
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to set a trap for this thing.
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Come on, Becky. We're sisters,
and we're bigger than this.
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Forget that I got your pay docked
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and come over here and braid
my hair, like you used to
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at our summer chateau by the lake.
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Could you two stop for one second?
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Society's problems
are a lot more important
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than your stupid sibling fights.
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I can't hear. Shut up.
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You shut up!
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Well, I have a different
perspective on all this.
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As a former magazine publisher
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and a proud member of the 1%,
I feel that...
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Are you out of your damn mind?
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You know how much money you have
to make to be part of the 1%?
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The "1%" isn't
a specific thing, Darlene.
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It's just a general idea.
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No, it's not. It's an actual number.
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The lowest you can make
and be a part of the 1%
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is $254,000 a year
if you live in Mississippi.
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You're not even
a rich person in Mississippi.
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Well, if I ever get back into the 1%,
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I'm gonna oppress all you people.
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Okay, last call for rent.
Come on. Cough it up.
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Papa's got his eye on a new fur
for the winter.
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Thank you.
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Are they still protesting?
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All that marching around
just clogs up the streets
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so nobody can get downtown.
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Dad, you haven't been to
downtown Chicago in 30 years.
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Well, now that I can't go, I want to.
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Grandpa, they're blocking the streets
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to fight a corrupt system
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designed to keep the working class down.
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Hey.
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If you pay Mr. Working Class
here the rent,
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he can buy me a pound cake
we can eat in bed later.
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How long you been sitting on that idea?
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I haven't been to work yet to get
my paycheck. I'll get it later.
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But could you guys please stop?
I'm trying to listen.
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Okay, no. I gotta do one thing first.
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I want to see the final round
of "Jeopardy!"
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Hey!
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"Who is Apollo Creed?"
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Come on! That's a gimme!
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When the corporations start
kidnapping all you poor people
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and using you to colonize Mars,
I'm gonna laugh.
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Crap.
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That's gonna happen.
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3x06
Protest, Drug Test And One Leaves The Nest
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Damn it!
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Hey, Becky.
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Hey, thanks for the visitor's pass.
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Did you sell a lot of sandwiches?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, crushed it!
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When you've got a building
full of depressed people
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trying to eat their feelings,
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you can charge whatever you want
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for a stiffening
ham and cheese sandwich.
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- You want one?
- Sure. Thanks.
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Oh, my Go...
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Juanita!
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Man, we worked together here
back in the day.
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Yeah. Online poker.
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Still gotta work.
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Oh!
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Well, this takes me back.
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This is where Roseanne and I hid
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after we dropped our pants
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and pressed ham
against the lobby window.
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My side of the window
was unlocked, and I fell out!
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Yeah, I saw it.
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We just got off the bus
for the school tour
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when they did it.
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And that's why we did it!
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Thanks for that.
It made me super popular.
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Oh, damn it!
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I got to call Beverly Rose.
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Lunch break is almost over.
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Oh, hey, Emilio.
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Hi, Beverly Rose!
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Robin.
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Becky.
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Look, honey!
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It's the horrible woman
who docks my pay when I see you.
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Hi, cutie!
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Make better choices than Mommy!
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Okay, everyone, listen up.
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New policy at Wellman...
everyone will be required
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to provide urine under supervision
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for random drug screenings.
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Two questions.
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What do you mean "under supervision"?
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And do you consider a drug
something that grows,
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you know, naturally behind your garage?
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Supervision means
a stranger is going to watch you
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take your pants down
and urinate into a cup.
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Wow. Way to sell it, Robin.
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I'm not trying to sell it.
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I think it's wrong
and I'm not gonna do it.
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You all have to do
what your conscience tells you.
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I'm quitting.
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I have enjoyed working with all of you.
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Except Becky.
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I can't believe Robin's quitting
over a drug test.
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If I made the kind of money she made,
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I'd pop a squat on the pitcher's
mound at Wrigley Field.
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It's obvious. She's not clean.
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Ohhhhhhhh.
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What do you think she's on?
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Peruvian Marching Powder?
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Horse with No Name?
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Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?
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Some of that stuff
will make you show your ass
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and fall out a window, I'll tell ya.
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Why are you taking back
all the twigs and leaves
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that help us forget what we're eating?
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I'm tired of busting my ass
cooking for you people.
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Not only do they not appreciate it,
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but they complain about them.
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The other day, I used peppercorns.
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Darlene picked them all out and said,
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"Something pooped in my soup."
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I understand. We're philistines!
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Did I use that word right?
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Look, Dan, I gotta go home.
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I'm used to living alone,
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and there's just too many people here.
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I'm in the shower, and Becky
comes in to use the bathroom,
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and then I'm using the bathroom,
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and Harris comes in to brush her teeth.
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Did you know that now
I'm flossing in the closet
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just to get some peace?
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Who could I kill?
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I'll thin out the herd for you.
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No, Dan, you know, we talked about this.
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You knew I'd have to go home eventually.
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Yeah, but I didn't think you'd
actually follow through on it.
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If I followed through on everything
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I said I was gonna do,
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I'd be nothing but muscle
and we'd be sleeping on gold.
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Look at that wall of moms
out there protecting their kids
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at the front of the protest line.
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I mean, they're out there taking
beanbag rounds to the face,
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and you won't even get up
to get me a soda.
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That's because their kids
are out there protesting,
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not leading the "occupy-the-couch-
and-bitch" movement.
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You want me to go out there?
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Well, all I'm saying
is you're laying there
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and whining about us not doing anything.
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If this was really
that important to you,
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you'd be out there with everybody else.
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Okay.
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Wait. You're really going?
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You're right.
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I mean, I'm being a hypocrite
just sitting there
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while everybody else
is out there changing things.
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All right, well, stay six feet
away from everybody,
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and if anything goes down,
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you just yell "I'm pregnant"
and run into a bookstore.
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No one's looting bookstores.
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See you on TV.
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Wow!
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Well, I didn't see that coming.
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You actually inspired your daughter
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to go out and stand up
for what she believes in.
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Yeah, that was pretty cool.
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I was just trying to make her feel bad.
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No rush, but could you write me
a check for the rent
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while I stand here and stare at you?
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Already done.
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I gave it to Louise
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while she was shaving her legs
in the shower.
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Oh, and, um...
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Harris is going to have a problem
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covering her share this month.
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Why?
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Because she texted me this morning
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that she doesn't want to go back
to work until the protest is over,
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and her boss said that
if she's not there tomorrow,
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he's gonna let her go.
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Damn it, Darlene!
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You gotta talk some sense into that kid.
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Yeah, but, Dad, this is
the only time in her life
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that she can do something like this.
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She wants to have her voice
heard, and I-I get it.
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Look, maybe...
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maybe I can cover her part of the rent.
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This is all your fault.
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You made her think she was special.
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Where'd you get that?!
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You didn't get it from me.
I made a point of never telling
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any of you kids you were special.
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And yet somehow, we're all
successful and happy anyway.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
to get back to the Senate.
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I need to talk to you for a minute.
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If you've got a knife, I've got a gun.
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I'm not here to stab you, 'cause
everyone would know it was me.
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Look, I think
I know why you're quitting.
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I told you why I'm quitting.
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Did you?
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Would you say something different
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if I told you
I'm a recovering alcoholic?
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I would say there's no secrets
on an assembly line,
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and you're the fourth person
to tell me that you're a drunk.
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Gossip is cruel,
but surprisingly accurate.
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I'm here because,
as much as I don't like you,
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if you have an addiction problem,
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you need to go to meetings,
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and...
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I'll go with you if I have to.
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Wow.
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Why are you offering to help me?
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Well, for one, you're my boss,
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and I plan to continue to be
a really marginal employee.
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That's a given.
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And?
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And I got pregnant
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and had to get sober for my baby.
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And I always thought...
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if somebody had offered to help me,
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I might've stopped sooner.
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Darlene's wrong about you. You're okay.
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I'm not quitting to avoid the drug test
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because I'm an addict.
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I'm trans.
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Whoa. Plot twist.
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Now you get why I'm not comfortable
with supervised testing.
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I totally get it.
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You shouldn't be forced to
come out if you don't want to.
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Oh, no, no.
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I came out a long, long time ago.
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All of my husbands have known.
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My friends know, my family knows.
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It's the people that don't know
and don't need to know.
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It doesn't matter to my dry cleaner,
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and it doesn't matter at work.
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But it's not fair that you have to quit.
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It's not worth the PTSD.
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That happens a lot in our community.
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Movies like "Ace Ventura,"
where all the men vomit
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because they find out
the woman is trans,
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doesn't make you want to share stuff.
258
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,369
Maybe they were vomiting
259
00:11:00,403 --> 00:11:03,339
because they found out
they were in "Ace Ventura."
260
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:09,412
Everybody hates the idea
of supervised drug testing.
261
00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:11,446
We'll fight it!
262
00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,449
I don't want to.
263
00:11:13,481 --> 00:11:15,784
I fought my battles.
264
00:11:15,817 --> 00:11:19,121
It's taken a long journey
to get this freakin' happy,
265
00:11:19,154 --> 00:11:20,756
and it's not worth going back.
266
00:11:21,856 --> 00:11:22,891
I get it.
267
00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:26,294
But you know we're still
gonna fight it, right?
268
00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:28,264
How long have you been sober?
269
00:11:28,297 --> 00:11:29,532
Over a year.
270
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:31,434
Thank you for asking.
271
00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:34,236
I asked because I want to see
how stable you are.
272
00:11:34,269 --> 00:11:37,139
I just trusted you
with something very private.
273
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:39,341
Oh, I wasn't that kind of a drunk.
274
00:11:39,374 --> 00:11:40,876
I just slept with a lot of people.
275
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,278
Very little talking.
276
00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:49,951
I'm going.
277
00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:52,321
Look, I left you something
in the fridge,
278
00:11:52,354 --> 00:11:55,992
but knowing your family,
it's probably just a plate by now.
279
00:11:56,024 --> 00:11:58,994
But... what if I can't sleep?
280
00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:00,962
I'm used to cuddling up with you.
281
00:12:00,995 --> 00:12:02,865
You'll be fine.
282
00:12:02,898 --> 00:12:05,401
Just watch "Shark Tank"
and imagine me saying,
283
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,069
"No one would ever buy
anything that stupid,"
284
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,339
and you saying, "I'd buy it right now."
285
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:13,910
I'll text you when I get home.
286
00:12:20,014 --> 00:12:21,115
Ah.
287
00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:24,187
How can I be behind where
my parents were at my age?
288
00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,988
Mm.
289
00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:27,856
That sounds like a serious question,
290
00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:30,259
and I'd really like
to help you out, but...
291
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,994
I got high in the driveway.
292
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,831
When I was Harris's age,
293
00:12:35,865 --> 00:12:37,365
I got to rage against the machine
294
00:12:37,398 --> 00:12:39,201
and try to fix the world.
295
00:12:39,235 --> 00:12:42,904
You know, I was protesting
for vegan food in the cafeteria
296
00:12:42,937 --> 00:12:45,307
and I was against
female genital mutilation.
297
00:12:45,341 --> 00:12:46,442
Oh!
298
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,976
Who's for that?
299
00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:51,080
I'll give you a hint.
300
00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:52,615
It's not women.
301
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,384
Is it men?
302
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,953
It's men, isn't it?
303
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,557
But that's not my point.
304
00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:03,860
I mean, Harris can't do any of that
305
00:13:03,893 --> 00:13:06,128
because I can't cover her rent.
306
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,565
I guess I could stop
saving for Mark's college
307
00:13:09,597 --> 00:13:11,499
or maybe stop paying the dentist.
308
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:13,201
I mean, once he finds out
he's not going to college,
309
00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:15,904
he's got nothing to smile about anyway.
310
00:13:15,937 --> 00:13:18,540
Oh, let yourself off the hook.
311
00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:21,142
You know, most kids
don't get to protest.
312
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,378
You know?
313
00:13:22,411 --> 00:13:24,446
Some kids have to actually work
314
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,449
in those factories that make the phones
315
00:13:26,481 --> 00:13:28,283
so that other kids can find out
316
00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:30,186
what time they're supposed to be
at the protest.
317
00:13:32,488 --> 00:13:33,922
Whoa, that's heavy.
318
00:13:35,557 --> 00:13:37,293
Thanks, Spicoli.
319
00:13:39,961 --> 00:13:43,398
All right, I-I gotta go tell her
she's got to come home.
320
00:13:43,432 --> 00:13:46,134
Are we gonna get fired
for just walking off our jobs?
321
00:13:46,168 --> 00:13:47,403
Hey, not if we all stick together.
322
00:13:47,436 --> 00:13:49,272
This is where
they're gonna do the testing,
323
00:13:49,304 --> 00:13:52,007
and they can't do it
if we refuse to leave.
324
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:54,377
You don't even work here anymore.
325
00:13:54,409 --> 00:13:57,579
I want to belong to something!
Leave me alone!
326
00:13:57,613 --> 00:13:59,215
Well, I'm fine with protesting,
327
00:13:59,248 --> 00:14:02,218
'cause nobody's gonna see
my flower besides my husband.
328
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:05,020
Thanks for ruining flowers
for me, Carla.
329
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,588
Okay, I've never done this before,
330
00:14:06,621 --> 00:14:08,591
but I know if we just stay in here,
331
00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:11,594
production shuts down and they
have to negotiate with us.
332
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:12,961
What's going on?
333
00:14:12,994 --> 00:14:14,562
We can't have this many people in here
334
00:14:14,595 --> 00:14:15,965
at one time during COVID.
335
00:14:15,998 --> 00:14:18,267
And there's gonna be a lot more of us!
336
00:14:18,299 --> 00:14:21,169
You tell your bosses...
no supervised drug testing,
337
00:14:21,202 --> 00:14:22,971
no more protests.
338
00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:24,572
I'll tell 'em, but just so you know,
339
00:14:24,605 --> 00:14:26,341
I'm coming back with more security.
340
00:14:26,374 --> 00:14:27,643
Okay.
341
00:14:27,676 --> 00:14:29,679
Don't make it easy
for them to drag us off.
342
00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:32,148
Everybody, down on the ground.
343
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:35,418
This is passive resistance.
Gandhi did this.
344
00:14:35,451 --> 00:14:37,619
I saw that movie.
He didn't do it in the bathroom!
345
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:39,988
Come on!
346
00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:47,529
Hey! Thank you so much
for bringing me the gas mask!
347
00:14:47,562 --> 00:14:50,298
Uh... what are you doing? That's lunch.
348
00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:52,500
I know. I'm a revolutionary now.
349
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,202
I can't have my mom bring me lunch.
350
00:14:54,235 --> 00:14:56,038
Well, there's no caviar in there,
351
00:14:56,071 --> 00:14:57,740
if that's what you're worried about.
352
00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,642
Listen.
353
00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:02,243
I know that I encouraged you to do this,
354
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,413
and I am so proud of you
for coming out here
355
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,482
and putting yourself on the line
for something you believe in.
356
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,050
But...?
357
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:11,087
No, there's no "but."
358
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,222
And I think it's time
for you to go back to work.
359
00:15:14,255 --> 00:15:16,424
I told you I can't do that.
360
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,693
Okay, well, if you don't
contribute to the rent,
361
00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:21,163
then your "Share the Wealth"
protest here is gonna be
362
00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:23,566
"Share That Little Tent
With the Rest of Your Family."
363
00:15:23,599 --> 00:15:25,100
We'll figure something out,
364
00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:26,735
but I'm not leaving here
until it's over.
365
00:15:26,768 --> 00:15:28,571
No, we did figure something out.
366
00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:30,306
We're all paying rent.
367
00:15:30,339 --> 00:15:33,376
Harris, I know it sucks, but poor people
368
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:36,077
can't afford to quit their jobs
to make things better.
369
00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:38,179
Poor people are the ones
with the most to lose.
370
00:15:38,212 --> 00:15:39,714
Why shouldn't they be on the front line?
371
00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:42,384
Because we can't
take the time off to do it.
372
00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:45,120
In my little story earlier,
maybe I wasn't clear...
373
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,355
we're the poor people.
374
00:15:47,389 --> 00:15:49,091
Okay, well, that's your fault.
375
00:15:49,124 --> 00:15:51,594
I mean, maybe if your generation
did what my generation is doing,
376
00:15:51,626 --> 00:15:54,696
instead of wearing ironic
T-shirts trying to make a point,
377
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:57,099
then you wouldn't be begging
your daughter to pay your rent.
378
00:15:57,132 --> 00:15:58,667
You know what? This isn't about begging.
379
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,403
This is about taking responsibility.
380
00:16:00,436 --> 00:16:02,071
You have a job.
381
00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:04,040
And my generation did stuff.
382
00:16:04,072 --> 00:16:05,173
I tried to go to Lilith Fair.
383
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:07,375
That was a big old woman thing.
384
00:16:07,408 --> 00:16:10,078
You know, if I was in college,
this is what I would be doing.
385
00:16:10,111 --> 00:16:11,813
But I'm not, because I have to work.
386
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,816
You know what? You're right.
387
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,252
Nobody shared the wealth with you.
388
00:16:16,284 --> 00:16:17,819
I'm sorry. But you know what that means?
389
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,687
You gotta work to pay the rent.
390
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,456
And you know what happens if you don't?
391
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:23,259
You find someplace else to live.
392
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,692
I can live right here.
393
00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:27,429
Great. See you in January.
394
00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:29,597
Don't come crying to me
when the wind comes off the lake
395
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,366
and knocks you
right off your toilet bucket.
396
00:16:36,524 --> 00:16:39,095
- Mind your business!
- Not our business!
397
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,777
- It's our business!
- Not your business!
398
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,080
Eh, not poppin'.
399
00:16:44,113 --> 00:16:46,082
Come in tomorrow with three new chants.
400
00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:50,185
Ladies, it's David Wellman.
I'm coming in.
401
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:53,789
Look, you all have to
go back to work right now.
402
00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:56,859
We want to go back to work,
but you have to promise
403
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,462
to let employees
take our drug tests in private.
404
00:16:59,494 --> 00:17:00,796
That's right.
405
00:17:00,828 --> 00:17:04,132
Oh, my God. Is that you, Jackie Harris?
406
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:07,669
I thought you'd be in a cult
or a... or a nuthouse by now.
407
00:17:07,703 --> 00:17:10,139
I've dabbled in both.
408
00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:13,809
Look, it's a matter of safety.
409
00:17:13,841 --> 00:17:16,145
Would you want someone who's high
410
00:17:16,177 --> 00:17:18,379
operating the heavy machinery
around here?
411
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,415
Okay. I get that.
412
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:22,350
But we don't need to be violated
413
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:25,253
by having some creepy stranger watch us.
414
00:17:25,286 --> 00:17:28,356
Would you be more comfortable
if it was someone you know?
415
00:17:28,389 --> 00:17:30,359
We're not letting you watch, Wellman.
416
00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:33,361
I guess if we knew the woman.
417
00:17:33,395 --> 00:17:35,831
I'd pee in front of a Christian woman.
418
00:17:35,863 --> 00:17:38,266
Okay, well... how about Becky here?
419
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,436
You all put your jobs
on the line for her, right?
420
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:46,408
I'm honored and humbled
by the opportunity.
421
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,843
Thanks a lot.
422
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,446
Good job, Beck.
423
00:17:50,478 --> 00:17:51,679
We did it!
424
00:17:51,713 --> 00:17:54,350
You don't work here.
425
00:17:54,382 --> 00:17:55,217
Whoo!
426
00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:01,756
How'd it go?
427
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:02,859
I'm the new test monitor.
428
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:05,761
You don't have to quit now.
429
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,829
Thank you.
430
00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:09,331
Sisters got to hang together.
431
00:18:09,363 --> 00:18:11,167
Get your lazy ass back to work, Becky.
432
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,504
Hope you're happy.
433
00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:18,941
I just left behind all the people
434
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,576
who are risking everything
to make a change
435
00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:23,745
because I had to come back
to support my pathetic family.
436
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:25,446
Well, you did the right thing.
437
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,882
And speaking on behalf
of your pathetic family,
438
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:28,918
we thank you.
439
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,385
What's going on?
440
00:18:30,418 --> 00:18:32,321
Here's your damn rent money.
441
00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:33,788
Hey.
442
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,858
How dare you talk
to your grandfather that way.
443
00:18:35,890 --> 00:18:38,293
You pick that up and hand it
to him like a person.
444
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:39,762
He's not my grandfather.
He's my landlord.
445
00:18:39,794 --> 00:18:41,362
I can say whatever I want.
446
00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:42,498
It's okay. I got it.
447
00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:43,698
No, Dad, don't. Leave it.
448
00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:46,802
She's an ungrateful little brat,
and she should pick it up.
449
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,636
Why? I'm already bailing him out.
450
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,837
He should do something, too.
451
00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:51,739
Harris, pick up the damn check!
452
00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:52,541
Or what?!
453
00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:54,243
Stop it!
454
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:55,744
Stop it, both of you!
455
00:18:57,245 --> 00:19:00,515
You think I'm not ashamed
that I have to ask you?
456
00:19:00,549 --> 00:19:02,751
I hate that I have to ask you.
457
00:19:02,783 --> 00:19:04,687
No, Dad, you do not need to apologize.
458
00:19:04,719 --> 00:19:06,421
Oh, yes, I do.
459
00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:07,590
I get why you're angry.
460
00:19:07,622 --> 00:19:08,923
I'm angry, too.
461
00:19:08,956 --> 00:19:10,091
You want to know why I'm angry?
462
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,958
'Cause your grandmother told me to
buy life insurance and I didn't.
463
00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:15,863
If I had, I could just throw
my broke ass off the damn roof
464
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:18,400
and you wouldn't have to
worry about anything!
465
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,240
I...
466
00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:26,809
I'm sorry, Grandpa.
467
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,513
I wanna hug you, but...
468
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,582
I don't want to take the chance
after being in that crowd.
469
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:36,952
We'll just pretend like you did.
470
00:19:42,623 --> 00:19:44,692
He's just upset.
471
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:45,994
And don't worry.
472
00:19:46,027 --> 00:19:47,695
With his cholesterol,
473
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,831
no one would have given him
insurance anyway.
474
00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:57,373
Dan?
475
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:58,908
I'm awake.
476
00:20:02,644 --> 00:20:03,879
What happened?
477
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,447
I thought you were gonna
spend the night at your place.
478
00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:09,385
Damn you, Dan Conner.
You're just too cuddly.
479
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,985
Mm.
480
00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:13,656
I needed to hear that.
I had a rough day.
481
00:20:13,688 --> 00:20:15,858
Ohh. I'm here now.
482
00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:17,892
You can tell me all about it.
483
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,864
All right, freak show, what's this?
484
00:20:22,898 --> 00:20:26,034
It's a picture of your face
on two pillows
485
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:28,003
that are supposed to
represent your body,
486
00:20:28,035 --> 00:20:31,539
and they have perfume
and cocoa butter on them
487
00:20:31,572 --> 00:20:32,807
so they'll smell like you.
488
00:20:32,841 --> 00:20:35,011
All perfectly normal.
489
00:20:38,412 --> 00:20:41,416
Stay away from my man!
490
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:46,388
Gotta tell you, it's kinda hot
when you fight for me.
491
00:20:47,755 --> 00:20:49,324
Ohh.
492
00:20:49,358 --> 00:20:50,525
I'll cut a bitch.
493
00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:56,999
Hey, Darlene.
494
00:20:57,032 --> 00:21:00,769
I saved you a celebratory glass
of apple cider.
495
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:04,840
While you were out sunning
yourself on a rock someplace...
496
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:08,910
we shut down the supervised
drug testing at Wellman.
497
00:21:08,944 --> 00:21:10,713
Robin told me. Good for you.
498
00:21:10,745 --> 00:21:11,879
You're not watching me.
499
00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:13,716
I'm not watching anybody.
500
00:21:13,748 --> 00:21:15,650
I'm just gonna say I am.
501
00:21:15,684 --> 00:21:18,654
Ah. That's a relief.
502
00:21:18,687 --> 00:21:21,090
I just got high with Ben
in the driveway.