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Okay, Harris should be here any minute.
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Remember, she was just fired.
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Her college dreams were crushed.
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And by moving back in,
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she's losing any shred of independence.
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Oh, but don't make a
huge deal out of it.
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There's no reason to.
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The kid had a rough break,
but she'll bounce back.
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None of us ever have,
but I've seen it happen.
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I've seen it happen in other families.
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Mostly on TV.
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I think we all agree
we should stop thinking
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of her as lost and hopeless.
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Let's start thinking about her
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as free childcare for my baby.
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Uh, first, let me say I
appreciate you exploiting
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my suffering child,
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but maybe you can give her a day or two.
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Please, nobody say anything.
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There she is!
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Now, you might not realize this yet,
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but nobody learns from their successes.
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You only learn from failure.
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So when you pull yourself out of this
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dark pit of despair,
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you're gonna be so much smarter.
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I mean, if.
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'Cause some people don't make it.
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You can stop right there, Jackie.
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You pretty much fixed her.
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You know what?
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You are gonna make it.
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You just need a purpose,
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like helping others.
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And who needs more help than a baby?
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Oh, God.
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You know what?
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I'm starting to think
that a lot of our failures
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are because of what happens right here.
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"The Conners" is filmed
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Damn it!
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Okay, there's no way
I can afford daycare.
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I thought Harris would watch the baby
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now that she's home, but
she won't get out of bed.
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Let's tell her we found her mattress
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on the front lawn after a tornado.
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Maybe that'll get her out.
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I even put the crib in her room.
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But when she woke up, she
put it back in the hall.
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Why is this all on Harris?
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I thought one of the big
pluses of the Lunch Box
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was that you could bring
Beverly Rose to work.
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I'm cool with it, but
it turns out nobody else
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likes a teething, screaming
baby in a restaurant.
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Look, I know you all are
busy, but I'm screwed here.
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Does anybody have any
ideas how to help me?
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I could take her to the jobsite with me.
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There's a Starbucks next door.
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I could put a cup of coffee
and a laptop in front of her,
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and apparently, she
can sit there all day.
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That's not helping.
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Have you talked to Emilio about this?
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He has family here.
Maybe they'd help out.
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I don't know.
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Emilio and I don't really
have a relationship.
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Wouldn't it be weird to ask
his family for free childcare?
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Well, it's better than sticking
her at the coffee place.
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If the baby has to use the bathroom,
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you know someone's
gonna steal that laptop.
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Alright, here it goes.
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We're FaceTiming Daddy.
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- Hey, Emilio!
- Hey!
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Hi, everyone.
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I bought something for the
baby I want to show you.
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It says, "Forget about
weed. Legalize my daddy".
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I appreciate it, but I'm not sure
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I want to be the face of this movement.
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We wish you were here.
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Look, I'm really
struggling to find someone
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to take care of the
baby when I'm at work.
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Jackie told me you have family here.
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Do you think there's any chance
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that they could help me out here?
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Uh, hola, Emilio. Um...
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Um... uh...
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Um, what did she say?
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Uh, she say that you were
"nerviosa" about my "familia".
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There were lots of clues in there.
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My tías have been
watching the family's kids
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at their house for years.
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I'm sure they would love to help.
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And having my family
involved would make me feel
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more like I'm part of the baby's life.
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Ohh. Wow.
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This could be great.
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Um, but what if your
aunts don't like me?
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They will love you.
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Just be sure to cover your
tattoo and wear a cross.
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And if you want to get your roots done,
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that would be good, too.
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Hey, has Harris come
out of her room yet?
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No, not since I got here.
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She's been in her room this whole time?
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It's been like three days.
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I just keep trying to think of things
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that'll make her feel
better, but I can't.
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So I feel like a bad mom.
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No, you're a good mom.
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I'll tell you what a bad mom is.
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My mother told me to go in a closet
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and not come out until I was pretty.
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I was 4.
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And then she spent
the next five years saying,
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"What are you doing out here?"
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So you just go and love on that girl
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because life will beat you up,
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and the only thing to protect
you against this cruel world
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is a mother's love.
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I didn't have that,
and it's taken me years
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to get this emotionally... strong.
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Um, Jackie, I only have
so much love to give,
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and I kinda need to give it to Harris.
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Just say I'm pretty.
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Hey, pretty girl.
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Stop.
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Look, I know what it's
like to be depressed.
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I haven't always been
this bubbly and carefree.
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When I was a teenager,
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I went through a really,
really dark period in my life.
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Sorry, Mom. I'm not a 14-year-old girl
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sad because Oasis broke
up for the third time.
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I'm 18, and I just had my
entire future wiped out.
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Alright, but we got to get you
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out of this bed, okay?
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Let's get dressed and do something fun.
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There's nothing more depressing
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than doing "something
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Watch this.
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We are gonna make a prank call.
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My God, you're really doing this.
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Hello?
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Is my mommy there?
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Who is this?
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My mommy left this number,
and she said she'd be there,
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and someone's trying
to get into the house.
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Oh, my God, honey. I'll call the police.
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Where do you live?
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In Hell!
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Okay, that was so weird
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and needlessly cruel.
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Now, if you think you
can do better, go for it.
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I got it.
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Hello!
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This is WUPA 93.8,
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Lanford's number-one party station,
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and the Wupa Money Car is
about to drive by your location!
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Just run outside right now and yell,
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"I'm a money-loving fool! Wupa!"
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and you'll win $500!
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Oh, my God! I never won anything!
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I'm running out to the car right now!
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I'm a money-loving fool!
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Wupa! Wupa!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I yelled, but nobody gave me any money.
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I think I missed it.
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No, no, it's the next car. Hurry up!
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Okay! Still in the game!
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I'm a money-loving fool! Wupa!
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I don't have anything to
really be nervous about, right?
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Right. Just be yourself.
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Wait, where's your cross?
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Oh. Right.
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- Hi! I'm Becky!
- Becky! We know!
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Come in.
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Ohh. Oh.
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Ohh-ho-ho!
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Ohh!
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She looks just like Emilio!
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But so skinny!
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Where's the rest of the baby?
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Actually, Beverly Rose
is a very healthy baby.
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She's in the 50th percentile.
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It's so nice to finally meet you, Becky.
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I am Emilio's Tía Elsie,
and this is my sister, Ruthie.
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It's nice to meet you, too.
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- And, uh, this is my Aunt Jackie.
- Hi.
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In science, 50th percentile...
it's right in the middle.
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No, no, no, no.
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Ahh.
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This is a healthy baby.
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Gordito.
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100 percentile.
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I remember him
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from "Ghostbusters" when
he destroyed New York.
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Anyway I can't tell you
how much I appreciate this.
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I've been working double shifts,
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and I can't afford daycare right now.
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Um, this is a miracle for me.
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I've been feeding her every four hours.
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Four hours?
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Are you trying to get her into a bikini?
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But if you want to feed her a
little more, that's okay, too.
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You obviously did a
good job with Emilio.
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Mm.
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Excuse me. I don't speak Spanish.
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Oh, we were just talking about putting
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Beverly Rose in Gordito's playpen.
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Yeah, don't do that. He might eat her.
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Uh, we should go, Becky.
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Bye, sweetheart.
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Mommy will be back.
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Thanks for everything.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just so hard to leave her.
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Beverly Rose is gonna be okay, right?
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Absolutely.
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They seem to love the baby.
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But... ?
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They called you a "horny old donkey
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who bewitched Emilio
with her sex tricks",
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and they called me "a welfare lesbian".
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What? Really?
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Yeah. What do you wanna do?
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What can I do?
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I don't have any options.
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I can't confront them.
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I need their help with the baby,
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but I can't afford anywhere else.
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Okay. You're gonna be
okay coming here every day
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and having them talk
crap about you like that?
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Um, you saw how they love the baby.
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That's what matters.
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If they want to call me an old slut,
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then I'll just have to deal with it.
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Come on. We gotta go to work.
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Why does everybody go to "lesbian"?
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Is it the haircut or just general vibe?
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Come on, you've seen everything.
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You're like a little
old lady at Chico's.
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Come on! The place just opened,
and I want to look around!
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Oh, look!
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A helmet with a camera.
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The family can sit around every year
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and watch how I died.
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I-I gotta get back to Harris.
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What are you worried about?
Harris is doing better.
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Yeah, she's doing better
because I've been there
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cheering her up.
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She's so down that she's letting me in.
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I'm literally keeping her
aloft with cheese balls
266
00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,713
and motherly love.
267
00:12:48,631 --> 00:12:51,164
Hey, I reserve the right
to refuse service to anyone.
268
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:53,601
So screw off, you old fart.
269
00:12:53,603 --> 00:12:55,603
Well, I'll be damned!
270
00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:57,505
Lord Tony!
271
00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:59,607
Hey, good to see ya, Dan! Huh?
272
00:12:59,609 --> 00:13:01,942
Wait. Lord Tony?
273
00:13:01,944 --> 00:13:03,705
That was his nickname
when we rode together
274
00:13:03,707 --> 00:13:05,178
back in the day.
275
00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:07,114
Tony, this is my daughter Darlene.
276
00:13:07,116 --> 00:13:08,849
Oh, my God.
277
00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:10,710
This is Darlene?
278
00:13:10,712 --> 00:13:13,420
I'd come over, and you'd
peek out from behind a wall
279
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,488
and start barking at me.
280
00:13:16,558 --> 00:13:18,325
Well, yeah, you looked
like a crazy person.
281
00:13:18,327 --> 00:13:20,227
I was protecting my family.
282
00:13:21,797 --> 00:13:23,230
So, Dan, you still ridin'?
283
00:13:23,232 --> 00:13:24,597
Not as much as I'd like to.
284
00:13:24,599 --> 00:13:25,822
It's tough in the winter
285
00:13:25,824 --> 00:13:28,481
because I'm on blood
thinners and I get cold.
286
00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:30,472
But once it gets up to 80 or 90,
287
00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:33,565
I just throw on a sweater
and hit the highway.
288
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,309
You look like you're
doing pretty well here.
289
00:13:35,311 --> 00:13:37,311
I am. I just need to hire some help.
290
00:13:37,313 --> 00:13:38,545
You got any free time?
291
00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:42,182
Yeah, I do, but this isn't
what I want to do with it.
292
00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:45,152
On the other hand,
I do have a granddaughter
293
00:13:45,154 --> 00:13:47,653
that just got off her retail gig.
294
00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:50,823
She could use a job, and
I think she'd dig this.
295
00:13:50,825 --> 00:13:51,857
What do you think, Darlene?
296
00:13:51,859 --> 00:13:54,327
Um, I think, uh...
297
00:13:54,329 --> 00:13:55,928
I think I should go home and ask her.
298
00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:57,830
Cool. The sooner she calls, the better.
299
00:13:57,832 --> 00:14:00,299
- Lord Tony?
- Yep?
300
00:14:00,301 --> 00:14:01,834
How much for these glasses?
301
00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,338
Those aren't really for riding.
302
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:06,939
You can only see straight ahead.
303
00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:08,507
That's perfect!
304
00:14:08,509 --> 00:14:10,609
I just want to use them
to block out my family
305
00:14:10,611 --> 00:14:12,378
while I focus on the TV.
306
00:14:15,616 --> 00:14:17,149
Hey.
307
00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:18,384
Check it out.
308
00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:20,353
Harris isn't lying in bed anymore.
309
00:14:20,355 --> 00:14:22,454
She's lying on the couch.
310
00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:27,592
You know... it's kinda nice
having her around again.
311
00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:28,693
Hmm.
312
00:14:28,695 --> 00:14:30,728
Yeah, it is.
313
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,464
Hey, you got a minute?
314
00:14:32,466 --> 00:14:34,665
Uh, yeah, a minute. What's up?
315
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,701
Emilio's aunts.
316
00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:39,504
They love Beverly Rose.
They don't like me.
317
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:40,671
Hmm.
318
00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:42,240
I know my reasons. What are theirs?
319
00:14:44,644 --> 00:14:48,179
They think I'm trapping
him with my sex tricks.
320
00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:49,411
You got tricks?
321
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:51,546
Why aren't we talking about that?
322
00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:54,386
I don't have tricks!
323
00:14:54,388 --> 00:14:57,622
Emilio and I were both
drunk. We made a baby.
324
00:14:57,624 --> 00:15:00,725
And now his tías are
only blaming me for it.
325
00:15:00,727 --> 00:15:03,293
They called me a "horny old donkey".
326
00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:07,197
You should never have told me that.
327
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:10,568
I'm trying to make these women like me.
328
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:11,903
If Emilio was here,
329
00:15:11,905 --> 00:15:14,005
he could stop them
from treating me that way.
330
00:15:14,007 --> 00:15:15,449
Yeah, I'm on my own, too.
331
00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:17,141
David lives like five minutes away,
332
00:15:17,143 --> 00:15:20,411
and I'm still dealing with
Harris's problems by myself.
333
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:22,980
How did we both wind
up raising kids alone?
334
00:15:22,982 --> 00:15:27,084
I'm an alcoholic, and
you married a loser.
335
00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:28,919
Yeah, I was hoping for something
336
00:15:28,921 --> 00:15:30,620
a little more uplifting.
337
00:15:33,259 --> 00:15:34,824
Hey, Harris,
338
00:15:34,826 --> 00:15:36,726
there's something
I got to talk to you about.
339
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,629
Sit down. "Crossroads"
with Britney Spears is on.
340
00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:41,598
It's about her having
sex for the first time.
341
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,235
It's the worst movie ever
made. We have to watch it.
342
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,737
Get under the tent with
me, like when I was little.
343
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,339
Ohh.
344
00:15:50,443 --> 00:15:52,943
Um, I'm really enjoying this,
345
00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:54,945
but we got to get you
back out in the real world.
346
00:15:54,947 --> 00:15:56,012
Can't do it.
347
00:15:56,014 --> 00:15:57,331
Can't leave this island
348
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,022
because we're surrounded by hot lava.
349
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,380
Quick, lift up your feet!
350
00:16:00,382 --> 00:16:02,547
Ooh! That was close!
351
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,589
Hey, thanks for helping me through this.
352
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,790
I love you, Mom.
353
00:16:09,294 --> 00:16:10,426
And?
354
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,794
Oh, I love you, too, honey.
355
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,629
I'm sorry. I was in shock.
356
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,106
Oh, hey, uh, Grandpa mentioned something
357
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,674
you wanted to tell me about...
some new bike shop you went to?
358
00:16:25,676 --> 00:16:28,578
Shh. Britney's confusing sex with love.
359
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,083
Hey.
360
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:39,286
I'm making chocolate-chip
pancakes for Harris.
361
00:16:39,288 --> 00:16:40,311
You want one?
362
00:16:40,313 --> 00:16:41,726
They're supposed to be smiley faces,
363
00:16:41,728 --> 00:16:42,850
but the chocolate melted,
364
00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:45,019
so they look like Alice Cooper.
365
00:16:46,128 --> 00:16:48,295
I just got off the phone with Tony.
366
00:16:48,297 --> 00:16:50,431
Harris never showed
up. It's been two days.
367
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:52,166
What the hell is going on with her?
368
00:16:52,168 --> 00:16:55,926
Oh, um... it's not entirely her fault.
369
00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:57,618
I-I didn't tell her.
370
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,924
Why not?
371
00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:01,294
She's not ready to go back to work yet.
372
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:02,628
Says who?
373
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,022
The whole reason she's depressed
374
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,533
is because she got fired
and doesn't have a job.
375
00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:08,334
No, it's deeper than that.
376
00:17:08,336 --> 00:17:10,056
She had to grow up way too fast,
377
00:17:10,058 --> 00:17:12,338
she got kicked in the teeth,
and now she needs a break.
378
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:16,042
Aw, Darlene, she grew up
way too fast for you.
379
00:17:16,044 --> 00:17:18,510
You're still trying to
hang on to your little girl.
380
00:17:18,512 --> 00:17:20,803
There's nothing wrong
with nurturing your kids
381
00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:22,284
once in a while when they're hurting.
382
00:17:22,286 --> 00:17:24,015
I mean, Jackie told me to love on her.
383
00:17:24,017 --> 00:17:28,520
Oh, well, Jackie...
the picture of mental health.
384
00:17:28,522 --> 00:17:30,455
She's a person to listen to.
385
00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:32,857
Did you have to tell her she was pretty?
386
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:37,629
That was a lucky guess.
387
00:17:37,631 --> 00:17:39,531
Honey, honey.
388
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,681
The kid freaked out
because she has no way
389
00:17:41,683 --> 00:17:43,134
to support herself.
390
00:17:43,136 --> 00:17:44,969
If you really want to help her,
391
00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:48,173
give her a reason to get
out of bed in the morning.
392
00:17:48,175 --> 00:17:50,576
Let Harris decide what she's ready for.
393
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,845
Fine.
394
00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:57,348
Oh, but just admit one thing.
395
00:17:57,350 --> 00:18:00,082
You were really happy
when Becky and I came home
396
00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:01,952
and you had your
little girls back again.
397
00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:03,354
Yes.
398
00:18:03,356 --> 00:18:05,556
I would have hated to miss
the developmental changes
399
00:18:05,558 --> 00:18:08,792
that happen between
the ages of 43 and 45.
400
00:18:13,894 --> 00:18:17,433
So, listen, uh, I felt a
little tension between us.
401
00:18:17,435 --> 00:18:20,705
It made me nerviosa.
402
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:24,275
So I made you this photo
album from when she was born.
403
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:27,578
Now, keep in mind she's tiny
because she was premature,
404
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:30,146
not because I was starving her.
405
00:18:30,148 --> 00:18:32,915
There's no tension. But thank you.
406
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:35,685
Ay, la cochina está...
está tratando De...
407
00:18:35,687 --> 00:18:37,587
Okay, let's get this out in the open.
408
00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,623
I worked in a Mexican restaurant,
409
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:42,825
so I know that "cochina" means "slut".
410
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:45,094
And my Aunt Jackie is fluent in Spanish,
411
00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:48,030
so she told me everything
you said about me.
412
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:50,367
The lesbian speaks Spanish!
413
00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:55,171
She's not a lesbian.
It's just the haircut.
414
00:18:55,173 --> 00:18:57,741
And I am not a cochina!
415
00:18:57,743 --> 00:18:59,542
I don't know why you're judging me,
416
00:18:59,544 --> 00:19:02,445
but I don't deserve it, and
I'm not gonna put up with it.
417
00:19:02,447 --> 00:19:04,413
If you can't treat me with respect,
418
00:19:04,415 --> 00:19:06,282
I can't bring my baby here.
419
00:19:06,284 --> 00:19:07,916
Of course. You're gonna make the baby
420
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:11,019
disappear from our lives like
you made Emilio disappear.
421
00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:13,653
What are you talking about?
422
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,920
Emilio got deported because of you.
423
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,812
I had nothing to do with
that. Is that what he told you?
424
00:19:18,814 --> 00:19:20,929
No. He's too nice.
425
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,979
He would never say
anything bad about you.
426
00:19:22,981 --> 00:19:24,633
- But we know.
- Hmm.
427
00:19:24,635 --> 00:19:26,935
What do you know?
428
00:19:26,937 --> 00:19:28,470
He was taken by ICE.
429
00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:30,572
Yes, because you make
him work extra hours
430
00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:32,908
so he could give you money for the baby.
431
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,777
He had two extra jobs,
432
00:19:34,779 --> 00:19:36,844
and one of them was where they got him.
433
00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:38,680
I didn't tell him to take an extra job.
434
00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:40,080
That was his idea.
435
00:19:40,082 --> 00:19:42,950
And I would never do
anything to hurt Emilio.
436
00:19:42,952 --> 00:19:46,421
You took the money. You
knew he was undocumented.
437
00:19:46,423 --> 00:19:49,030
If you had thought for a
minute about his situation,
438
00:19:49,032 --> 00:19:50,325
you would have realized
439
00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:51,786
that you were putting him in danger.
440
00:19:51,788 --> 00:19:54,612
Do you think I like
not having Emilio here
441
00:19:54,614 --> 00:19:55,930
to help me with my baby?
442
00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:58,165
Then why don't you help him get back?
443
00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,767
How am I supposed to do that?
444
00:19:59,769 --> 00:20:02,150
Go to Mexico and marry him.
445
00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:04,008
At least then he'll have a chance
446
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,173
to come back here in a year or two.
447
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:09,310
I didn't know that was a possibility.
448
00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:10,777
- Hmm.
- You're white.
449
00:20:10,779 --> 00:20:13,179
Anything's a possibility.
450
00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:18,284
He would never pressure you,
451
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:19,619
but we will.
452
00:20:20,622 --> 00:20:22,689
So, what are you going to do?
453
00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:23,790
Mm-hmm.
454
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,159
Uh... hold on.
455
00:20:26,161 --> 00:20:27,861
I don't know.
456
00:20:27,863 --> 00:20:28,895
This is a lot.
457
00:20:28,897 --> 00:20:30,630
I'm gonna go.
458
00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:31,798
You need to work.
459
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,467
We love the baby.
460
00:20:33,469 --> 00:20:35,034
Leave her here.
461
00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:37,337
You know we'll take good care of her.
462
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,742
Okay.
463
00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:44,644
And just so you know,
464
00:20:44,646 --> 00:20:47,367
we would have never said
those hateful things about you
465
00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:49,448
if we thought you understood them.
466
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:57,639
Hey. In honor of my new
job and my 30% discount,
467
00:20:57,641 --> 00:20:59,837
I say we all get a family tattoo.
468
00:20:59,839 --> 00:21:00,971
Yes!
469
00:21:00,973 --> 00:21:02,673
Something that represents who we are.
470
00:21:02,675 --> 00:21:04,874
Something that says "Conner".
471
00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:06,509
Here's a sinking ship.
472
00:21:06,511 --> 00:21:09,679
Doesn't get more Conner than that.
473
00:21:09,681 --> 00:21:12,615
The house on fire seems appropriate.
474
00:21:12,617 --> 00:21:15,818
A mushroom cloud kinda says "us".
475
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:18,287
Hey, thank you so much
for finding me this job.
476
00:21:18,289 --> 00:21:21,277
Yeah, your grandfather thought
you needed more time off,
477
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:22,919
but I knew you needed
to get back to work.