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Jackie, it must be
a relief to finally have
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The Lunch Box open again.
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Well, it'd be more of
a relief if I had more
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paying customers
and less family,
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but, uh, that guy's lasagna
really ought to
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turn things
around for me.
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Nobody's paying?
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You told me tips
are better than salary
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because I won't pay taxes.
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Don't worry, Jackie.
Our family won't stiff you.
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We're bad, but we're not
"get your kids into college
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on a fake rowing
scholarship" bad.
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Those people ruined it
for the rest of us
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who were hoping to do it
five years from now.
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Now they'll never know what
a great fencer Mark was.
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Mom, I really need your
help with this report.
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Are you almost done
with your work?
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Not even close.
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Who knew it would take
so long to do
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performance reviews for
assembly line workers.
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It's like,
"On a scale of 1 to 10,
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how great did you do
at not losing your hand?"
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Well, did you at least
finish reading "Walden"
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so we can go over it
together when you're done?
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I meant to.
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I'm a little behind
'cause I've been slammed.
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But I need to write
500 words on why Thoreau
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decided to live
alone at Walden Pond,
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and I don't understand
transcendentalism at all.
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Alright, well, maybe
someone here read it
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and they can help you out.
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Harris, Becky?
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Uh, I started to read
the CliffsNotes,
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but they just go
on and on and on.
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It's a classic.
Of course I read it.
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That's the one about a guy
who wants to live alone,
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so he decides to live on
a pond...called Walden Pond.
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Well, actually next to it.
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You can only live on
a pond in the winter.
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You didn't read it.
None of you read it.
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If it was "The Real Housewives
of Walden Pond,"
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you'd be all over it.
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Hey.
Hi.
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Have you read
"Walden" by Thoreau?
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Who by what?
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Grandpa, have you read
"Walden" by Thoreau?
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Thoreau?
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Sure, I know Thoreau.
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Hey, Jackie,
"Thoreau" me a beer.
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That's it!
I'm getting everyone
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in this family
a library card!
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This ends now.
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You can't make us!
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Yes.
Check it out.
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Oh, Swillzman!
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From the cool, not so clear
waters of Gary, Indiana.
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Do they even make
that anymore?
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No, it's a cool
decoration piece
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for that vintage trailer
I'm fixing up.
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Where did you get
a vintage trailer?
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I got really lucky.
A good friend of mine died.
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Louise and I got big plans
to hit the road
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as soon as we
get the vaccine.
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Oh.
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Oh, God, I wish Darlene and I
could get away,
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but we're both so slammed.
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Oh, babe, do you
have time to help me write
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that ad for
the hardware store?
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The PennySaver needs it
by tomorrow.
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Maybe later.
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I still need to
finish these reviews,
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go grocery shopping,
and read "Walden Pond."
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Let me clear my plate
so I can really concentrate on
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crafting something
sophisticated enough
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for the PennySaver crowd.
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What about me?
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Are you not gonna help me
with my thing?
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What's your thing?
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I don't have one yet.
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You're just so busy, I want to
get a place in line.
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That's it, I'm not getting
any work done here.
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I'm gonna head
into the office.
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Well, somebody liked
the lasagna.
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I'm surprised you
left the fork.
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Yeah, it was great.
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You should really do something
about that review on Yelp.
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What review?
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Somebody said the lasagna here
wasn't fit to feed a dog.
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I think my dog
would love this.
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It says our lasagna
tastes like
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"two car mats in a puddle of
watered-down ketchup."
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And you still
ordered it?
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I'm from Missouri.
I'm a "show me" guy.
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It's Louise.
She wants to make a video call?
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That's weird.
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Probably because
she wants a little show.
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You're my daughter.
Stay in your lane.
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Hey, honey.
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Just a heads up,
I'm at The Lunch Box,
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so keep it down if you're gonna
get fr-r-r-eaky.
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Uh, that's
not why I'm calling.
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Well, you're still
coming over tonight, right?
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I mean, I haven't seen you
in, like, forever.
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No, I can't
come over, babe.
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I just tested positive
for Covid.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you okay?
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Mm, I can't smell anything,
and I'm super tired.
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I'm gonna go lay down.
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I'll call you later,
I promise.
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Louise coming by
for lunch?
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Maybe if she
orders some lasagna,
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I can open
a second location.
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Eh, you know her.
She's busy.
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She's working on
a couple projects,
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wants me to come over
and lend her a hand.
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Yeah, right.
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She's just trying
to get you over there
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so she can break her
off a piece of that Dan man.
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Oh, damn.
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Louise just texted me.
She's got Covid.
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Wow! That stuff
comes on fast.
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I just talked to her 10 seconds
ago, and she was fine.
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No, she wasn't.
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She called to tell you
she was sick, didn't she?
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Yeah, but now Neville
spoiled the surprise.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Dan.
I didn't mean to bust you.
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Yeah, what the hell,
Neville?!
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As a former new guy,
welcome to the family.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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I can't believe you were
ready to lie to us
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and then go over
and see Louise?
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Are you insane?!
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You cannot
go over there.
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You are the poster child for
underlying conditions!
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I don't want to come
downstairs one morning
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and find you all dead
on the couch.
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I've been traumatized enough
by you people
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with your poverty
and your backward ways.
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Okay, that's enough.
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There's a lot of people taking
care of sick family members.
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You wear a mask,
and you keep your distance.
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I'm not gonna do
anything stupid.
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And you don't have to worry
about getting it.
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Louise hasn't been in
the house in a week.
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Yeah, but you're gonna be
with her all day
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and then come home
and be with us?
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No, I'm gonna
stay at her place.
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If I was sick,
she'd do it for me.
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Aww. That's so moving.
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Would you be there for me?
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We've been dating
a couple of months.
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Let's see how it goes.
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Do we really
have to get tested?
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Yes!
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Even though we haven't seen
Louise in a while,
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it's not worth
taking a chance.
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Any luck?
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No.
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All the places that
offer rapid-response Covid tests
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are super expensive.
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There is one drive-up spot
that's only $139.
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Is that per car?
'Cause if we really
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press together, we can get
eight or nine people in there.
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It's per person.
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Damn.
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Well, only a few of us
can afford to get tested.
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Who's willing to die?
Not it!
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Hey, isn't there
a testing place
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out by the swap meet
that's free?
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Oh, yeah!
We should go there.
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I've been looking for a MagicMop
and a pair of fake Ugg boots.
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Hey.
Picked up dinner.
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No idea what's in the bag,
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but I know it's all from
the 99-cent menu.
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Didn't you get my text
about Louise?
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No, what's up?
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She has Covid.
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What? Are you sure?
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Yeah, she tested positive.
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And I couldn't talk Dad
out of going over there
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to take care of her.
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Oh, my God,
this is terrible.
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I think I may have
given it to Louise.
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Oh.
What?
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You're being paranoid.
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You're super careful, and no one
wants to be around you.
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You're a naturally
repellent person.
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No, I-I did
something stupid.
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I went to a hotel
a few times.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you cheating
on Ben again?
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How do you find
all these people
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who want to have sex
with you?
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No, I'm not
cheating on Ben.
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They have
an indoor pool.
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I just hang out for an hour
or two to de-stress.
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My psychiatrist said
it would help
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with the anxiety attacks.
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Of all the times to hang out
at a crowded pool...
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No, it's not crowded.
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Then this last time,
I fell asleep in a chair,
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and I woke up to
a full-on birthday party
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with a bunch of idiot
25-year-olds
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and none of them was
wearing a mask.
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But I left as soon as I saw 'em,
so I figured I'd be fine.
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How would
you give it to Louise?
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Because I saw her
a couple days later
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to see if she had
any pot.
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That helps
my anxiety, too.
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Your shrink prescribed
an indoor pool and pot?
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Do you know if he's taking
new patients?
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I'd just feel horrible
if anybody else got sick.
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I got to go get tested.
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And please don't say
anything, okay?
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I'll stay away from everybody
until I get my results.
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I'd like to
tell them myself.
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Oh, God, how
am I gonna tell them?
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You're just gonna sit
them down and tell them
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you're a stupid, selfish,
narcissistic troll
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who only
thinks about herself.
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But, you know,
put it in your own words.
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Who is it?
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The love of your life.
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Dan, honey,
it's so sweet of you to come by,
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but I can't let you in.
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I brought you groceries.
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I want to stay here
and take care of you.
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I even got myself
a new toothbrush
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and a fresh pack
of underwear.
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It's grocery story underwear,
so manage your expectations.
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No way, Dan.
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Go away.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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You've got Covid.
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Hang on,
I got to take this.
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It's you.
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Go home, Dan.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm just gonna sit
out here for a while
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till you change your mind.
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I'm not going to,
but suit yourself.
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Whatcha watching?
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Some nature show.
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It's about meerkats.
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What are they doing?
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Standing up really tall
and looking alarmed.
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What are they doing now?
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Same thing.
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Seems to be a big part
of their day.
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Let me know when they do
something different.
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Give me the scoop.
Who did the bad reviews?
253
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,246
Look, I am a veterinarian,
not a detective,
254
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,204
but I did see a pattern.
255
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,119
Have you noticed that
the complaints are only about
256
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,252
your recent additions
to the menu?
257
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:47,124
The schnitzel, the sushi,
the lasagna?
258
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,735
And?
259
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,650
And you added those
items because you were
260
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,608
competing with which
restaurants?
261
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,263
Um, Lanford SushiCo.,
Napolitano's,
262
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:58,614
and
Einen Biergarten.
263
00:10:58,788 --> 00:10:59,833
Oh, my God!
264
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,357
Oh, my God!
265
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:03,750
That's the Japanese,
the Italian,
266
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,229
and the German restaurants.
267
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,232
I'm being attacked by
the Axis Powers!
268
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,452
To be fair,
you attacked them first.
269
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,324
So why don't you just go down
there and tell them,
270
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,197
"Let's all play fairly and may
the best restaurant win"?
271
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,852
Well, you're a child
in a man's body, but yes,
272
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,202
we are going
to go there.
273
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,160
And we are going to
speak our minds
274
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,120
calmly and honestly,
and then you're gonna pretend
275
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,600
to be my lawyer,
and you're gonna
276
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,734
go after them like
a rabid wolverine.
277
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,475
You know, they're
almost never rabid.
278
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,913
Don't care, Neville!
You got a dark suit?
279
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,394
Jackie, I-I-I really don't
want to do this.
280
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,831
This is a day of infamy.
281
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,007
These people are trying
to put me out of business.
282
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,617
Are you saying
that you don't care enough
283
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,664
to stick up for me?
284
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,231
Okay, fine,
I'll be your lawyer.
285
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,754
Okay, thank you, Neville.
286
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,018
And I really, really need
for you to scare 'em.
287
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:58,456
Damn it, you've got that
sweet little marionette face.
288
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,809
Dad, you want me to make
a little breakfast for Louise?
289
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,680
You can drop it off
at her place.
290
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,508
No, damn it,
I ought to be over there
291
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,597
making breakfast for her.
292
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,512
She's telling me she can
handle this on her own,
293
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:11,992
but I know better.
294
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,646
Come on, Dad,
she's trying to protect you.
295
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,692
I'm sure she's
gonna get better.
296
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,912
I just gave you
seven pieces of bacon.
297
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:22,306
I'm much more worried about
you than I am about her.
298
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,786
Hey.
299
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,788
Hey, come on in.
Have some breakfast.
300
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,572
I can't.
301
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,532
Uh, I need to tell
you guys something.
302
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,012
I heard you all had
negative tests
303
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,622
at the swap meet yesterday?
304
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,363
Yeah, but the fake Ugg boots
were sold out.
305
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,148
Did get a pair of
Doc Martens, though.
306
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,715
Well, here's the thing.
307
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,717
You might all need to
get tested again.
308
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,895
Last Saturday, I didn't actually
go into the office.
309
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:50,770
I spent the afternoon by myself
at the Acres Hotel by the pool.
310
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,249
What?
311
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,773
So you went to an indoor pool
without us.
312
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,252
What does your white trash
staycation have to do
313
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,080
with us getting
tested again?
314
00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:01,258
Well, it was completely empty,
and I fell asleep,
315
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,218
and when I woke up,
there were a bunch of people
316
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,654
around me not wearing masks.
317
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:11,791
And ...saw Louise
three days ago.
318
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,793
What the hell, Darlene,
you got Louise sick?
319
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,620
I don't know.
I-I got tested.
320
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,231
I'm still waiting
for the results.
321
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,276
Damn it, you're supposed to be
the responsible one.
322
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,757
You're the only one around
here I can depend on.
323
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,064
That's hurtful,
but I agree.
324
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:27,154
We're finally near the end
of this thing,
325
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,417
and you choose now
to do something stupid
326
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,461
and put everybody at risk.
327
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:31,898
No, I know.
328
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,551
I've sanitized
everything I've touched,
329
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,423
and I'm gonna go straight
to my room and quarantine.
330
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,251
If anything happens
to that woman,
331
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,210
you and I are never
talking again.
332
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,299
You lied about going
to the office.
333
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,910
Wow.
334
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,433
Now I know why I used
your credit-card number
335
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:46,956
to buy sunglasses.
336
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,566
It's hard without a role model.
337
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,525
Do better, Mom.
338
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,617
I can't believe
you did this.
339
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,099
Look, I know it was stupid,
340
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,405
but I've been feeling
overwhelmed lately,
341
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,494
and I just needed
some time to myself.
342
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,715
And the other times I went
there, there was nobody there.
343
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,108
Other times?
344
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,284
Are you ever anywhere
you say you are?
345
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,676
Where are you going?
346
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,200
I need a little time
to myself.
347
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,376
Oh, wait, I guess
I'm supposed to lie
348
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,639
and say that I've got
tons of work to do
349
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,467
and I'll be working
all night.
350
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,991
Wait, crap,
I have to do inventory.
351
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,645
I will be working
all night.
352
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:27,257
Clearly I'm not as good at being
a bad person as you are.
353
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:37,485
Hi, I'm Jackie Harris,
and I am here with
354
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:41,054
Mr. Neville Goldofsky, esquire,
355
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,709
and I would like
to speak with the owner.
356
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,494
I'm the owner.
How can I help you?
357
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:50,193
Oh, well, um, I read your
little review of my restaurant,
358
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:53,762
The Lunch Box,
and even if my schnitzel
359
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,025
did taste like a dirty diaper,
you wouldn't know that
360
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,027
because you've never
tasted it.
361
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,507
I don't know what
you're talking about.
362
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,117
You know exactly what
I'm talking about,
363
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,642
i'mtheschnitz2021.
364
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,298
Look, maybe I wrote
the review, maybe I didn't.
365
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,866
Those are the chances
you take when a stew restaurant
366
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,650
suddenly starts
carrying schnitzel,
367
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,217
so have a good day.
368
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,524
I didn't want to have
to do this, but --
369
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:19,309
but now you're gonna have
to deal with my lawyer.
370
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:22,878
Tell him what you're gonna do
to him, Neville.
371
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,837
Okay, look, i-if you
simply cease and desist,
372
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,057
then this matter is resolved.
373
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,016
I'm not ceasing
and desisting anything.
374
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,539
You may want to get back
to your restaurant
375
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:34,281
in case you get swarmed
with a customer.
376
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,938
Okay, look, pal, you don't want
to see me in a courtroom.
377
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,200
Okay, you got
a nice house?
378
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,723
Yeah, I do.
379
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:42,942
Jackie, you're gonna have
a nice house.
380
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:43,855
How about a car?
You got a car?
381
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,335
She needs a car.
382
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,858
I'm gonna take everything
but your shoes.
383
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,730
I'm gonna take your future
and your past.
384
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,167
I'll take so much from you
that when I am done with you,
385
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,864
you will no longer exist!
386
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,562
Fine.
387
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,172
It's not worth all this.
388
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,870
I'll take down the review.
389
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,397
Where's this guy been
hiding, huh?
390
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,225
Mama like.
391
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,098
You bring that energy to
the next couple of restaurants,
392
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,578
and who knows what's
gonna happen tonight.
393
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:13,146
No, I-I'm not going to
the other two places.
394
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,669
Wait, why?
You were great.
395
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,540
Well, it didn't
feel great.
396
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,107
I hate lying.
397
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,414
Just because I chased after
you to go out with me
398
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,459
doesn't mean I'll put up
with anything.
399
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,592
I-I can't do things
out of fear
400
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,768
that saying no to you
will make you leave me.
401
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,248
I wasn't
gonna leave you.
402
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,727
I didn't even know
you felt like this.
403
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,599
Well, I do.
404
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,384
I guess I'm just not used
to having the power
405
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,082
in a relationship.
406
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,301
Well, you did,
but you don't anymore.
407
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:42,697
We're equals, and if you can't
accept that, then I'm out.
408
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:49,182
Say that again,
but put your back into it.
409
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,227
I don't want to!
410
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,186
Even better.
Let's go back to my place.
411
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,709
No, let's go
back to my place!
412
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,450
Oh, my God,
I don't even know
413
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,452
if we're gonna make it
to the car.
414
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,328
How are you doing?
415
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,635
Not great.
416
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,115
Do you want to
talk about it?
417
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,768
There's not much
to talk about.
418
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,205
My girlfriend's got Covid,
419
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,598
my daughter might've
gave it to her.
420
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,166
Like a damn reality show.
421
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,822
And now they have 30 days
to fall in love.
422
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,129
Thanks for stopping by.
423
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,087
Why are you
moping around here
424
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,524
and not working on
your tiny trailer?
425
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,657
I'll help you install
that table that turns into
426
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,659
a couch that turns into
a toilet thing.
427
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,009
It's called a Murphy john,
428
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:37,230
and it's a brilliant piece
of engineering.
429
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,362
Well, then
let's get to it.
430
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,191
I thought you wanted it ready
for when Louise gets better.
431
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,324
Ifshe gets better.
432
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,283
Whoa, what happened
to Mr. Positive?
433
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,633
Why aren't you scratching
your back on a tree
434
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,158
and singing
"Bear Necessities"?
435
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,203
I don't want to think
like this,
436
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:57,641
but I've had the rug yanked out
from under me before,
437
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:01,602
and...well, I don't know if
I can go through that again.
438
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,517
Don't give up
on her now.
439
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,694
Do you think she would stop
making plans if you were sick?
440
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,132
You think she would stop
working on a couch crapper?
441
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,613
Hell, no!
442
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,397
Man!
443
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,182
Why won't anybody just
let me sit around
444
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:19,663
in my own garage and think
the worst anymore?
445
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,406
I'm sorry, you want me
to leave you alone?
446
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,538
Nah.
447
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,630
Oh, it's Darlene.
448
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,459
She got the results
back from her test.
449
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:33,721
And she's negative.
450
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,681
I was pretty rough
on her before.
451
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,857
Maybe I ought to go back in
there and let her off the hook.
452
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:40,684
Nah.
453
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,251
Nah.
454
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,952
Hey, how was inventory?
455
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,737
It's just like hanging out
by a pool,
456
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:53,697
except you have to count
every freaking drop of water.
457
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,090
I'm sorry.
458
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,310
I-I know
I should've told you.
459
00:18:57,484 --> 00:19:00,095
And I know it doesn't put me
fully in the clear,
460
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,010
but I just
tested negative.
461
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,100
Good, now we can get down to
what's really wrong here.
462
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:08,538
Your inability to tell the truth
is well established.
463
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,019
I mean, you're obviously
struggling with
464
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,935
some sort of disorder,
but I just don't understand why
465
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,763
you couldn't tell me
that you needed to get away
466
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,504
for a couple hours.
467
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,637
Well, with all the crap that
everybody's going through,
468
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,727
I just felt guilty saying that
I needed time to breathe.
469
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,294
It sounds so selfish.
470
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,557
But, you know,
with the panic attacks
471
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,647
and the stress
of the new job,
472
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:34,608
I'm -- I'm just
not doing that well.
473
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,218
I get that.
474
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,524
I need to get away, too.
475
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,874
We could've gone
away together.
476
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,224
Yeah.
477
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,095
Please don't take this
the wrong way.
478
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,143
But I needed to get away
from you, too.
479
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,623
I didn't say it 'cause,
you know,
480
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,972
I didn't want to hurt
your feelings.
481
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,148
Well, okay.
Now we're being honest.
482
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,933
Sometimes I feel like I need
to get away from you.
483
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:59,589
What a horrible thing to say
to somebody you love.
484
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:03,245
Look, we got to trust each other
enough to be honest.
485
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:07,293
Like, okay, I know
you want to avoid the toxins
486
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,643
in your system,
but after you work out,
487
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,167
you need to use
a real deodorant, okay?
488
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,125
That little crystal thing
you're rubbing on there
489
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,171
ain't cutting it.
490
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,694
Okay.
491
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,261
Okay, good.
492
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,132
Yeah, something good's
happening here.
493
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,961
Uh, alright, my turn.
494
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:26,573
Alright, I don't like when
you sleep naked
495
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,837
because I feel like I'm spooning
with a dirty sheep dog.
496
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,753
Good.
497
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,843
That's enough healthy
relationship stuff for tonight.
498
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,019
I talked to Louise.
499
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,325
She contact traced
on her own.
500
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,978
She didn't get
Covid from me.
501
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,545
Mm, okay.
502
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,852
Well, considering how honest
you've been with me,
503
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,332
I will accept that...
504
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,899
in writing from Louise.
505
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,123
Hey, Dad,
check this out.
506
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,256
I found these vacation photos
from your dead friend
507
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,779
and his wife.
508
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,868
They were behind
the medicine cabinet.
509
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,000
That's not his wife.
510
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,265
Neither is this.
511
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,571
Oh, neither is that.
512
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,356
What a jerk!
513
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,705
But look at all
the national parks
514
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,055
he took these women to.
515
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,057
Oh, that's ironic.
516
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,538
There he is
next to Old Faithful.
517
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,454
Do you think
his wife knew?
518
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,499
Well, it makes you wonder
if he had a little help
519
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,675
falling down those stairs.
520
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,677
Eh, free is free.