1 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:06,310 Jackie, it must be a relief to finally have 2 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:07,920 The Lunch Box open again. 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:10,358 Well, it'd be more of a relief if I had more 4 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:12,534 paying customers and less family, 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:15,450 but, uh, that guy's lasagna really ought to 6 00:00:15,624 --> 00:00:17,713 turn things around for me. 7 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,193 Nobody's paying? 8 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:20,629 You told me tips are better than salary 9 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:22,935 because I won't pay taxes. 10 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,503 Don't worry, Jackie. Our family won't stiff you. 11 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:28,289 We're bad, but we're not "get your kids into college 12 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,987 on a fake rowing scholarship" bad. 13 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,989 Those people ruined it for the rest of us 14 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:34,991 who were hoping to do it five years from now. 15 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,472 Now they'll never know what a great fencer Mark was. 16 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,388 Mom, I really need your help with this report. 17 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:41,780 Are you almost done with your work? 18 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:43,260 Not even close. 19 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:45,001 Who knew it would take so long to do 20 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,569 performance reviews for assembly line workers. 21 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:49,353 It's like, "On a scale of 1 to 10, 22 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:52,704 how great did you do at not losing your hand?" 23 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:54,837 Well, did you at least finish reading "Walden" 24 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,578 so we can go over it together when you're done? 25 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,232 I meant to. 26 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,843 I'm a little behind 'cause I've been slammed. 27 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:03,063 But I need to write 500 words on why Thoreau 28 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,326 decided to live alone at Walden Pond, 29 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,806 and I don't understand transcendentalism at all. 30 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,243 Alright, well, maybe someone here read it 31 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:10,331 and they can help you out. 32 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:11,723 Harris, Becky? 33 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:13,595 Uh, I started to read the CliffsNotes, 34 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:16,206 but they just go on and on and on. 35 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:18,774 It's a classic. Of course I read it. 36 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,993 That's the one about a guy who wants to live alone, 37 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:24,736 so he decides to live on a pond...called Walden Pond. 38 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,216 Well, actually next to it. 39 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:29,350 You can only live on a pond in the winter. 40 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:31,308 You didn't read it. None of you read it. 41 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:33,484 If it was "The Real Housewives of Walden Pond," 42 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:36,313 you'd be all over it. 43 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,273 Hey. Hi. 44 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:40,839 Have you read "Walden" by Thoreau? 45 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:42,450 Who by what? 46 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:44,713 Grandpa, have you read "Walden" by Thoreau? 47 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:46,018 Thoreau? 48 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,716 Sure, I know Thoreau. 49 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:50,762 Hey, Jackie, "Thoreau" me a beer. 50 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,329 That's it! I'm getting everyone 51 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:53,852 in this family a library card! 52 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,332 This ends now. 53 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,421 [ Family booing ] You can't make us! 54 00:01:57,595 --> 00:02:00,337 Yes. Check it out. 55 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:02,905 Oh, Swillzman! 56 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:06,343 From the cool, not so clear waters of Gary, Indiana. 57 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:07,692 [ Chuckles ] 58 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:08,867 Do they even make that anymore? 59 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:10,173 No, it's a cool decoration piece 60 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:11,783 for that vintage trailer I'm fixing up. 61 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,481 Where did you get a vintage trailer? 62 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:16,397 I got really lucky. A good friend of mine died. 63 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:18,007 Louise and I got big plans to hit the road 64 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,356 as soon as we get the vaccine. 65 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:20,923 Oh. 66 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,620 Oh, God, I wish Darlene and I could get away, 67 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,187 but we're both so slammed. 68 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,755 Oh, babe, do you have time to help me write 69 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,409 that ad for the hardware store? 70 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,062 The PennySaver needs it by tomorrow. 71 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:31,586 Maybe later. 72 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,065 I still need to finish these reviews, 73 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,199 go grocery shopping, and read "Walden Pond." 74 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,680 Let me clear my plate so I can really concentrate on 75 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,334 crafting something sophisticated enough 76 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,727 for the PennySaver crowd. 77 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,164 What about me? 78 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,295 Are you not gonna help me with my thing? 79 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:46,818 What's your thing? 80 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,559 I don't have one yet. 81 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,909 You're just so busy, I want to get a place in line. 82 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,955 That's it, I'm not getting any work done here. 83 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,609 I'm gonna head into the office. 84 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:57,481 Well, somebody liked the lasagna. 85 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:58,830 I'm surprised you left the fork. 86 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,702 Yeah, it was great. 87 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,878 You should really do something about that review on Yelp. 88 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,793 What review? 89 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,577 Somebody said the lasagna here wasn't fit to feed a dog. 90 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,840 I think my dog would love this. 91 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:11,756 It says our lasagna tastes like 92 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:15,717 "two car mats in a puddle of watered-down ketchup." 93 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,371 And you still ordered it? 94 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:20,939 I'm from Missouri. I'm a "show me" guy. 95 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,986 [ Cellphone ringing ] 96 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,641 It's Louise. She wants to make a video call? 97 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:28,077 That's weird. 98 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,471 Probably because she wants a little show. 99 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:33,474 You're my daughter. Stay in your lane. 100 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:34,953 Hey, honey. 101 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,868 Just a heads up, I'm at The Lunch Box, 102 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:40,785 so keep it down if you're gonna get fr-r-r-eaky. 103 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,744 Uh, that's not why I'm calling. 104 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:45,007 Well, you're still coming over tonight, right? 105 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,357 I mean, I haven't seen you in, like, forever. 106 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,838 No, I can't come over, babe. 107 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:52,057 I just tested positive for Covid. 108 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,798 Oh, my God. 109 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:55,626 Are you okay? 110 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,586 Mm, I can't smell anything, and I'm super tired. 111 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,936 I'm gonna go lay down. 112 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:03,373 I'll call you later, I promise. 113 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:04,592 Louise coming by for lunch? 114 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,376 Maybe if she orders some lasagna, 115 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,726 I can open a second location. 116 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,859 Eh, you know her. She's busy. 117 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,991 She's working on a couple projects, 118 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,515 wants me to come over and lend her a hand. 119 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:15,951 Yeah, right. 120 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,474 She's just trying to get you over there 121 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,607 so she can break her off a piece of that Dan man. 122 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,870 [ Laughter ] 123 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:23,480 Oh, damn. 124 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:26,744 Louise just texted me. She's got Covid. 125 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:29,530 Wow! That stuff comes on fast. 126 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:33,011 I just talked to her 10 seconds ago, and she was fine. 127 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,100 No, she wasn't. 128 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,581 She called to tell you she was sick, didn't she? 129 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,409 Yeah, but now Neville spoiled the surprise. 130 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,716 Oh, I'm sorry, Dan. I didn't mean to bust you. 131 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:44,588 Yeah, what the hell, Neville?! 132 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:47,635 As a former new guy, welcome to the family. 133 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:57,775 ♪ 134 00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:06,262 ♪ 135 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:14,749 ♪ 136 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:23,148 ♪ 137 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,151 --Captions by VITAC-- 138 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,545 I can't believe you were ready to lie to us 139 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,199 and then go over and see Louise? 140 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,635 Are you insane?! 141 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:34,116 You cannot go over there. 142 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:38,120 You are the poster child for underlying conditions! 143 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:39,556 I don't want to come downstairs one morning 144 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:41,166 and find you all dead on the couch. 145 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,473 I've been traumatized enough by you people 146 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:45,736 with your poverty and your backward ways. 147 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,999 Okay, that's enough. 148 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:50,088 There's a lot of people taking care of sick family members. 149 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:52,352 You wear a mask, and you keep your distance. 150 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,136 I'm not gonna do anything stupid. 151 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,268 And you don't have to worry about getting it. 152 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,140 Louise hasn't been in the house in a week. 153 00:05:58,314 --> 00:05:59,881 Yeah, but you're gonna be with her all day 154 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,404 and then come home and be with us? 155 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:04,146 No, I'm gonna stay at her place. 156 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,279 If I was sick, she'd do it for me. 157 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:10,457 [ Door slams ] 158 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:13,285 Aww. That's so moving. 159 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,983 Would you be there for me? 160 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:16,941 We've been dating a couple of months. 161 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,770 Let's see how it goes. 162 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:21,685 Harris: Do we really have to get tested? 163 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:23,339 Yes! 164 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:24,601 Even though we haven't seen Louise in a while, 165 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:26,298 it's not worth taking a chance. 166 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,561 Any luck? 167 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,258 No. 168 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,086 All the places that offer rapid-response Covid tests 169 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,827 are super expensive. 170 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:36,657 There is one drive-up spot that's only $139. 171 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,920 Is that per car? 'Cause if we really 172 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:41,575 press together, we can get eight or nine people in there. 173 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:42,793 It's per person. 174 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,360 Damn. 175 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,884 Well, only a few of us can afford to get tested. 176 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,539 Who's willing to die? Not it! 177 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,587 Hey, isn't there a testing place 178 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,502 out by the swap meet that's free? 179 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,373 Oh, yeah! We should go there. 180 00:06:57,547 --> 00:07:00,463 I've been looking for a MagicMop and a pair of fake Ugg boots. 181 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:04,467 Hey. Picked up dinner. 182 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:05,947 No idea what's in the bag, 183 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:08,863 but I know it's all from the 99-cent menu. 184 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,431 Didn't you get my text about Louise? 185 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,476 No, what's up? 186 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:14,869 She has Covid. 187 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:16,218 What? Are you sure? 188 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:18,916 Yeah, she tested positive. 189 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,875 And I couldn't talk Dad out of going over there 190 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:22,877 to take care of her. 191 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,227 Oh, my God, this is terrible. 192 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:26,707 I think I may have given it to Louise. 193 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,796 [ Chuckling ] Oh. What? 194 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,493 You're being paranoid. 195 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,626 You're super careful, and no one wants to be around you. 196 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,672 You're a naturally repellent person. 197 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,066 No, I-I did something stupid. 198 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,285 I went to a hotel a few times. 199 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,591 Oh, my God. 200 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,419 Are you cheating on Ben again? 201 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:44,594 How do you find all these people 202 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,553 who want to have sex with you? 203 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,685 No, I'm not cheating on Ben. 204 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,644 They have an indoor pool. 205 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,689 I just hang out for an hour or two to de-stress. 206 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:54,386 My psychiatrist said it would help 207 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,606 with the anxiety attacks. 208 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:59,522 Of all the times to hang out at a crowded pool... 209 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,089 No, it's not crowded. 210 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,613 Then this last time, I fell asleep in a chair, 211 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:06,268 and I woke up to a full-on birthday party 212 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,052 with a bunch of idiot 25-year-olds 213 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:09,967 and none of them was wearing a mask. 214 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:14,015 But I left as soon as I saw 'em, so I figured I'd be fine. 215 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,712 How would you give it to Louise? 216 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,453 Because I saw her a couple days later 217 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,237 to see if she had any pot. 218 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,065 That helps my anxiety, too. 219 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:25,374 Your shrink prescribed an indoor pool and pot? 220 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:28,464 Do you know if he's taking new patients? 221 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:31,511 I'd just feel horrible if anybody else got sick. 222 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,425 I got to go get tested. 223 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,210 And please don't say anything, okay? 224 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,778 I'll stay away from everybody until I get my results. 225 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,258 I'd like to tell them myself. 226 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,173 Oh, God, how am I gonna tell them? 227 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,654 You're just gonna sit them down and tell them 228 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:47,570 you're a stupid, selfish, narcissistic troll 229 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,180 who only thinks about herself. 230 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,705 But, you know, put it in your own words. 231 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,018 Louise: Who is it? 232 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,281 The love of your life. 233 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,936 [ Sighs ] Dan, honey, it's so sweet of you to come by, 234 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,503 but I can't let you in. 235 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,679 I brought you groceries. 236 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:12,073 I want to stay here and take care of you. 237 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,814 I even got myself a new toothbrush 238 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,294 and a fresh pack of underwear. 239 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:20,603 It's grocery story underwear, so manage your expectations. 240 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,388 No way, Dan. 241 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,825 Go away. 242 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:27,654 I'm not going anywhere. 243 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:30,047 You've got Covid. 244 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,963 [ Cellphone ringing ] 245 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,356 Hang on, I got to take this. 246 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,836 It's you. 247 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,229 Go home, Dan. 248 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,318 I'm not going anywhere. 249 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,973 I'm just gonna sit out here for a while 250 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:44,496 till you change your mind. 251 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,717 I'm not going to, but suit yourself. 252 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,943 [ Music plays on TV] 253 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:58,728 Whatcha watching? 254 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,556 Some nature show. 255 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:03,124 It's about meerkats. 256 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:05,387 What are they doing? 257 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:08,738 Standing up really tall and looking alarmed. 258 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,007 What are they doing now? 259 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,706 Same thing. 260 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,404 Seems to be a big part of their day. 261 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,366 Let me know when they do something different. 262 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:33,067 ♪ 263 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,591 Give me the scoop. Who did the bad reviews? 264 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,246 Look, I am a veterinarian, not a detective, 265 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,204 but I did see a pattern. 266 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,119 Have you noticed that the complaints are only about 267 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,252 your recent additions to the menu? 268 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:47,124 The schnitzel, the sushi, the lasagna? 269 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,735 And? 270 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,650 And you added those items because you were 271 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,608 competing with which restaurants? 272 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,263 Um, Lanford SushiCo., Napolitano's, 273 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:58,614 and [German accent] Einen Biergarten. 274 00:10:58,788 --> 00:10:59,833 Oh, my God! 275 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,008 [ Gasps ] 276 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,357 [ Normal voice ] Oh, my God! 277 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:03,750 That's the Japanese, the Italian, 278 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,229 and the German restaurants. 279 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,232 I'm being attacked by the Axis Powers! 280 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,452 To be fair, you attacked them first. 281 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,324 So why don't you just go down there and tell them, 282 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,197 "Let's all play fairly and may the best restaurant win"? 283 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,852 Well, you're a child in a man's body, but yes, 284 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,202 we are going to go there. 285 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,160 And we are going to speak our minds 286 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,120 calmly and honestly, and then you're gonna pretend 287 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,600 to be my lawyer, and you're gonna 288 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,734 go after them like a rabid wolverine. 289 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,475 You know, they're almost never rabid. 290 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,913 Don't care, Neville! You got a dark suit? 291 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,394 Jackie, I-I-I really don't want to do this. 292 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,831 This is a day of infamy. 293 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,007 These people are trying to put me out of business. 294 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,617 Are you saying that you don't care enough 295 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,664 to stick up for me? 296 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,231 Okay, fine, I'll be your lawyer. 297 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,754 Okay, thank you, Neville. 298 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,018 And I really, really need for you to scare 'em. 299 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:58,456 Damn it, you've got that sweet little marionette face. 300 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,809 Dad, you want me to make a little breakfast for Louise? 301 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,680 You can drop it off at her place. 302 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,508 No, damn it, I ought to be over there 303 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,597 making breakfast for her. 304 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,512 She's telling me she can handle this on her own, 305 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:11,992 but I know better. 306 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,646 Come on, Dad, she's trying to protect you. 307 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,692 I'm sure she's gonna get better. 308 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,912 I just gave you seven pieces of bacon. 309 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:22,306 I'm much more worried about you than I am about her. 310 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,786 Hey. 311 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,788 Hey, come on in. Have some breakfast. 312 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,572 I can't. 313 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,532 Uh, I need to tell you guys something. 314 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,012 I heard you all had negative tests 315 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,622 at the swap meet yesterday? 316 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,363 Yeah, but the fake Ugg boots were sold out. 317 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,148 Did get a pair of Doc Martens, though. 318 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,715 Well, here's the thing. 319 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,717 You might all need to get tested again. 320 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,895 Last Saturday, I didn't actually go into the office. 321 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:50,770 I spent the afternoon by myself at the Acres Hotel by the pool. 322 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,249 What? 323 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,773 So you went to an indoor pool without us. 324 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,252 What does your white trash staycation have to do 325 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,080 with us getting tested again? 326 00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:01,258 Well, it was completely empty, and I fell asleep, 327 00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,218 and when I woke up, there were a bunch of people 328 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,654 around me not wearing masks. 329 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,482 [ All groan ] 330 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:11,791 And ...saw Louise three days ago. 331 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,793 What the hell, Darlene, you got Louise sick? 332 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,620 I don't know. I-I got tested. 333 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,231 I'm still waiting for the results. 334 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,276 Damn it, you're supposed to be the responsible one. 335 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,757 You're the only one around here I can depend on. 336 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,064 That's hurtful, but I agree. 337 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:27,154 We're finally near the end of this thing, 338 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,417 and you choose now to do something stupid 339 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,461 and put everybody at risk. 340 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:31,898 No, I know. 341 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,551 I've sanitized everything I've touched, 342 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,423 and I'm gonna go straight to my room and quarantine. 343 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,251 If anything happens to that woman, 344 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,210 you and I are never talking again. 345 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,299 You lied about going to the office. 346 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,910 Wow. 347 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,433 Now I know why I used your credit-card number 348 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:46,956 to buy sunglasses. 349 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,566 It's hard without a role model. 350 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,525 Do better, Mom. 351 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,617 I can't believe you did this. 352 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,099 Look, I know it was stupid, 353 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,405 but I've been feeling overwhelmed lately, 354 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,494 and I just needed some time to myself. 355 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,715 And the other times I went there, there was nobody there. 356 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,108 Other times? 357 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,284 Are you ever anywhere you say you are? 358 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,676 Where are you going? 359 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,200 I need a little time to myself. 360 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,376 Oh, wait, I guess I'm supposed to lie 361 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,639 and say that I've got tons of work to do 362 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,467 and I'll be working all night. 363 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,991 Wait, crap, I have to do inventory. 364 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,645 I will be working all night. 365 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:27,257 Clearly I'm not as good at being a bad person as you are. 366 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,651 [ Door closes ] 367 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:37,485 Hi, I'm Jackie Harris, and I am here with 368 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:41,054 Mr. Neville Goldofsky, esquire, 369 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,709 and I would like to speak with the owner. 370 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,494 I'm the owner. How can I help you? 371 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:50,193 Oh, well, um, I read your little review of my restaurant, 372 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:53,762 The Lunch Box, and even if my schnitzel 373 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,025 did taste like a dirty diaper, you wouldn't know that 374 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,027 because you've never tasted it. 375 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,507 I don't know what you're talking about. 376 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,117 You know exactly what I'm talking about, 377 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,642 i'mtheschnitz2021. 378 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,298 Look, maybe I wrote the review, maybe I didn't. 379 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,866 Those are the chances you take when a stew restaurant 380 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,650 suddenly starts carrying schnitzel, 381 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,217 so have a good day. 382 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,524 I didn't want to have to do this, but -- 383 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:19,309 but now you're gonna have to deal with my lawyer. 384 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:22,878 Tell him what you're gonna do to him, Neville. 385 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,837 Okay, look, i-if you simply cease and desist, 386 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,057 then this matter is resolved. 387 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,016 I'm not ceasing and desisting anything. 388 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,539 You may want to get back to your restaurant 389 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:34,281 in case you get swarmed with a customer. 390 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,938 Okay, look, pal, you don't want to see me in a courtroom. 391 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,200 Okay, you got a nice house? 392 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,723 Yeah, I do. 393 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:42,942 Jackie, you're gonna have a nice house. 394 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:43,855 How about a car? You got a car? 395 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,335 She needs a car. 396 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,858 I'm gonna take everything but your shoes. 397 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,730 I'm gonna take your future and your past. 398 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,167 I'll take so much from you that when I am done with you, 399 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,864 you will no longer exist! 400 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,562 Fine. 401 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,172 It's not worth all this. 402 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,870 I'll take down the review. 403 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,742 [ Stifles laugh ] 404 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,397 Where's this guy been hiding, huh? 405 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,225 Mama like. 406 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,098 You bring that energy to the next couple of restaurants, 407 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,578 and who knows what's gonna happen tonight. 408 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:13,146 No, I-I'm not going to the other two places. 409 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,669 Wait, why? You were great. 410 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,540 Well, it didn't feel great. 411 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,107 I hate lying. 412 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,414 Just because I chased after you to go out with me 413 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,459 doesn't mean I'll put up with anything. 414 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,592 I-I can't do things out of fear 415 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,768 that saying no to you will make you leave me. 416 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,248 I wasn't gonna leave you. 417 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,727 I didn't even know you felt like this. 418 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,599 Well, I do. 419 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,384 I guess I'm just not used to having the power 420 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,082 in a relationship. 421 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,301 Well, you did, but you don't anymore. 422 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:42,697 We're equals, and if you can't accept that, then I'm out. 423 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:49,182 Say that again, but put your back into it. 424 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,227 I don't want to! 425 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,186 Even better. Let's go back to my place. 426 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,709 No, let's go back to my place! 427 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,450 Oh, my God, I don't even know 428 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,452 if we're gonna make it to the car. 429 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:02,543 ♪ 430 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,328 How are you doing? 431 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,635 Not great. 432 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,115 Do you want to talk about it? 433 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,768 There's not much to talk about. 434 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,205 My girlfriend's got Covid, 435 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,598 my daughter might've gave it to her. 436 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,166 Like a damn reality show. 437 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,822 And now they have 30 days to fall in love. 438 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,129 Thanks for stopping by. 439 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,087 Why are you moping around here 440 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,524 and not working on your tiny trailer? 441 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,657 I'll help you install that table that turns into 442 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,659 a couch that turns into a toilet thing. 443 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,009 It's called a Murphy john, 444 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:37,230 and it's a brilliant piece of engineering. 445 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,362 Well, then let's get to it. 446 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,191 I thought you wanted it ready for when Louise gets better. 447 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,324 [ Sighs ] Ifshe gets better. 448 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,283 Whoa, what happened to Mr. Positive? 449 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,633 Why aren't you scratching your back on a tree 450 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,158 and singing "Bear Necessities"? 451 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,203 I don't want to think like this, 452 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:57,641 but I've had the rug yanked out from under me before, 453 00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:01,602 and...well, I don't know if I can go through that again. 454 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,517 Don't give up on her now. 455 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,694 Do you think she would stop making plans if you were sick? 456 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,132 You think she would stop working on a couch crapper? 457 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,613 Hell, no! 458 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,397 Man! 459 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,182 Why won't anybody just let me sit around 460 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:19,663 in my own garage and think the worst anymore? 461 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,406 I'm sorry, you want me to leave you alone? 462 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,538 Nah. 463 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,280 [ Cellphone chimes ] 464 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,630 Oh, it's Darlene. 465 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,459 She got the results back from her test. 466 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:33,721 And she's negative. 467 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:34,548 [ Both sigh ] 468 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:35,940 [ Chuckles ] 469 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,681 I was pretty rough on her before. 470 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,857 Maybe I ought to go back in there and let her off the hook. 471 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:40,684 Nah. 472 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,251 Nah. 473 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,952 Hey, how was inventory? 474 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,737 It's just like hanging out by a pool, 475 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:53,697 except you have to count every freaking drop of water. 476 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,090 I'm sorry. 477 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,310 I-I know I should've told you. 478 00:18:57,484 --> 00:19:00,095 And I know it doesn't put me fully in the clear, 479 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,010 but I just tested negative. 480 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,100 Good, now we can get down to what's really wrong here. 481 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:08,538 Your inability to tell the truth is well established. 482 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,019 I mean, you're obviously struggling with 483 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,935 some sort of disorder, but I just don't understand why 484 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,763 you couldn't tell me that you needed to get away 485 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,504 for a couple hours. 486 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,637 Well, with all the crap that everybody's going through, 487 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,727 I just felt guilty saying that I needed time to breathe. 488 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,294 It sounds so selfish. 489 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,557 But, you know, with the panic attacks 490 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,647 and the stress of the new job, 491 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:34,608 I'm -- I'm just not doing that well. 492 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,218 I get that. 493 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,524 I need to get away, too. 494 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,874 We could've gone away together. 495 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,224 Yeah. 496 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,095 Please don't take this the wrong way. 497 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,619 [ Sighs ] 498 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,143 But I needed to get away from you, too. 499 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,623 I didn't say it 'cause, you know, 500 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,972 I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 501 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,148 Well, okay. Now we're being honest. 502 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,933 Sometimes I feel like I need to get away from you. 503 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:59,589 What a horrible thing to say to somebody you love. 504 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:03,245 Look, we got to trust each other enough to be honest. 505 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:07,293 Like, okay, I know you want to avoid the toxins 506 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,643 in your system, but after you work out, 507 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,167 you need to use a real deodorant, okay? 508 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,125 That little crystal thing you're rubbing on there 509 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,171 ain't cutting it. 510 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,694 Okay. 511 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,261 Okay, good. 512 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,132 Yeah, something good's happening here. 513 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,961 Uh, alright, my turn. 514 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:26,573 Alright, I don't like when you sleep naked 515 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,837 because I feel like I'm spooning with a dirty sheep dog. 516 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,753 Good. 517 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,843 That's enough healthy relationship stuff for tonight. 518 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,019 I talked to Louise. 519 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,325 She contact traced on her own. 520 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,978 She didn't get Covid from me. 521 00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,545 Mm, okay. 522 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,852 Well, considering how honest you've been with me, 523 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,332 I will accept that... 524 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,899 in writing from Louise. 525 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,123 Hey, Dad, check this out. 526 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,256 I found these vacation photos from your dead friend 527 00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,779 and his wife. 528 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,868 They were behind the medicine cabinet. 529 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,000 That's not his wife. 530 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,265 Neither is this. 531 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,571 Oh, neither is that. 532 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,356 What a jerk! 533 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,705 But look at all the national parks 534 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,055 he took these women to. 535 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,057 [ Laughs ] Oh, that's ironic. 536 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,538 There he is next to Old Faithful. 537 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,454 Do you think his wife knew? 538 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,499 Well, it makes you wonder if he had a little help 539 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,675 falling down those stairs. 540 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,677 Eh, free is free.