1 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:06,757 Everybody bring their stuff for Louise's care package? 2 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:10,260 Sure did. I got her all the COVID recovery essentials ‐‐ 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,055 immunity booster shots, vitamin C, 4 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:14,890 garlic, some herbal tea ‐‐ 5 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:17,100 Ooh, these teas are nice. 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,810 How about I keep them for myself 7 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:22,105 and replace them with an even better immunity booster ‐‐ 8 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,900 a shot of laughter from Dr. Adam Sandler 9 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:27,236 in the somehow‐overlooked‐ during‐awards‐season, 10 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,613 "Jack and Jill"? 11 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:33,450 And as a bonus, "Doctor Zhivago"... 12 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,953 disc two. 13 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,454 Oh, we don't want her straining her eyes 14 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,830 on these crossword puzzles. 15 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:41,333 What she really needs is something for the ears. 16 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:44,169 The Bible...on CD. 17 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,673 I was shopping in a hurry. I thought it said Bublé. 18 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:50,133 Okay, this is crazy. 19 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,344 I have "Doctor Zhivago," disc one, 20 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,888 and I've been dying to see how it ends. 21 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,641 Louise has COVID, ya hillbilly pirates. 22 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,017 Everybody put everything back. 23 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,061 Oh. 24 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,982 Although she doesn't really need "Jack and Jill." 25 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,650 [ Chuckles ] 26 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:10,195 Did you know Sandler plays the brother and the sister? 27 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:13,407 Yes, Dad. And it only took you three times to figure it out 28 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,451 because he's "that good." 29 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,538 Ugh, you're such an elitist. 30 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:22,958 When your beloved Sir Anthony Hopkins plays twins, 31 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,960 let me know. 32 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,713 Alright, is this everything? 'Cause I gotta go. 33 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:30,048 After I stop at Louise's, I'm gonna close 34 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,968 the biggest lumber deal the hardware store's ever had. 35 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,262 Wow. Ben must be thrilled. 36 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,597 How'd you manage that? 37 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,391 I've been doing business with my contractor buddies. 38 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:40,892 They like getting personal service 39 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,312 instead of what they get at the big box places. 40 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,272 Wow. That is fantastic. 41 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,357 Well, before you ask for a raise, let me know. 42 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,151 I am willing to sleep with your boss. 43 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,864 You don't think it's too early to ask for a raise? 44 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:57,826 No. Ben talks about how lucky he is to have you all the time. 45 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,746 Just like I'm sure he tells you how lucky he is to have me. 46 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,708 [ Exhales sharply ] 47 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,752 Anyhoo... 48 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:09,880 Uh, you just said you're making him a ton more money, right? 49 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,215 Yeah, I‐I've ‐‐ I've pretty much doubled the business 50 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,675 in the last month. 51 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,219 I think it's a little early to be asking for a raise. 52 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:19,431 No. Come on ‐‐ You guys make a great team, and Ben knows that. 53 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,683 Look, don't tell him I said this, 54 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,394 but he is not gonna take a chance on losing you. 55 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,397 You know what? You're absolutely right. 56 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,691 I'm the golden goose. 57 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,736 Yeah, and everything the goose touches turns to gold. 58 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,405 No. That's King Midas. 59 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,490 You're thinking about 60 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,825 when the Jewish people wandered in the desert 61 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:42,079 and worshipped the golden goose, and Moses got mad 62 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:45,957 and told them to cut it out. 63 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,501 That was the golden calf. 64 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:51,296 Here. You can brush up on that story with the Holy Bublé. 65 00:02:56,093 --> 00:03:03,684 ♪♪ 66 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:11,400 ♪♪ 67 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:18,907 ♪♪ 68 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:26,456 ♪♪ 69 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,629 You'll never guess who just called me. 70 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,631 Mike Withers. 71 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,425 Oh, my God. 72 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,510 Mikey from high school? 73 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,595 You guys dissected that cat together. 74 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:41,972 Yeah, that's him. 75 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,474 You were in biology class, right? 76 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,475 Of course. 77 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,894 Continue. 78 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,021 Mikey was Becky's main competition 79 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,731 in her honors classes. 80 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,191 What's he up to now? 81 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,693 Mr. 4.1? 82 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,862 He did his undergrad at Northwestern 83 00:03:56,862 --> 00:04:00,115 and got his masters in Civil Engineering at Stanford. 84 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,742 Wow. Did you tell him you majored in alcoholism 85 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:06,329 and got your masters in unprotected sex? 86 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,833 My drinking problem never came up. 87 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,836 He did ask about you, though. He wondered if you were in jail. 88 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,337 Why would I be in jail? 89 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,339 He remembered how you rode David's ass 90 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:17,966 up and down the halls in high school 91 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,385 and assumed you killed him. 92 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,636 Oh, great. Now he's gonna come to town 93 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:24,431 and realize I don't have any follow‐through. 94 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,558 He asked me to dinner, but I'm gonna pass. 95 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,559 Why? 96 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,852 It could be fun catching up. 97 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,562 Nah. 98 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,981 His imagination is better than the reality. 99 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,025 I'd rather keep the illusion 100 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:38,779 that I'm too busy to post on Instagram because I'm a success, 101 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,238 not because I got kicked off 102 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:43,992 for liking too many photos of Elizabeth Warren. 103 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:47,120 You should go and just be proud of who you are. 104 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,206 Successful people like being around failures. 105 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,958 Think about how you feel around D. J. 106 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,002 Oh, don't listen to her. 107 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:57,088 You show up looking great, and he'll think you're a success. 108 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,632 We could go down to that place 109 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,426 that gives homeless people good clothes for job interviews, 110 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,512 and then you can go to the beauty school, 111 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:04,888 get your hair done. 112 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,849 [ Chuckles ] I guess that could be fun. 113 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,644 And it'd be really nice to be someone else for a night. 114 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,146 I was somebody else for a couple of weeks once. 115 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,148 It wasn't so much a choice as... 116 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,985 you know, a psychotic break. 117 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,320 ♪♪ 118 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,823 Okay. Here you go. 119 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,617 Breakfast for dinner, as promised. 120 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,410 It's vegan sausage. 121 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:34,209 It tastes like I'm chewing a salty rubber band. 122 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,502 Look, it's too late 123 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,587 for all these other meat‐eating heathens here, 124 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,589 but you can start eating healthy. 125 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:42,092 It's made from all plants, and it tastes exactly the same. 126 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:45,637 Trust me, it doesn't. 127 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,055 I'm gonna go watch TV. 128 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:49,474 I'll go with you. Here's a tip ‐‐ 129 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,435 Don't hassle the person cooking your food. 130 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,856 She's gonna do worse than this? 131 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:59,067 Oh, hello, poor people. 132 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,194 I come from an alternate reality 133 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,698 where Conners are rich and successful. 134 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,825 I'm here to tell you you're doing everything wrong. 135 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,661 [ Laughs dramatically ] 136 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,413 You look great. 137 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,956 You love me. 138 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,541 What does Darlene think? 139 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:18,295 You look so rich, I want to key your Bentley. 140 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,882 Thank you. I know that was very hard for you to say. 141 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,259 Now, I will see you before midnight. 142 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,011 That's when my magic carriage 143 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,430 turns back into a pickup with expired tags. 144 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,685 Alright. We're all set, Dan. 145 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,896 Tell your buddy the lumber order will be there at 6:00. 146 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,273 Fantastic! [ Laughs ] 147 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,525 Hey, uh, before we eat, I just want to take a moment 148 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:43,653 to thank Dan for killing it at work. 149 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,197 Man, it's like you were born to work in a hardware store. 150 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,866 Now, that's not always a compliment, 151 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,659 but in this case, it really is. 152 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,703 Thank you! 153 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,873 It's so nice to have a boss that appreciates you. 154 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:58,251 Since I mostly used to work for myself, I can honestly say 155 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:02,047 that I'm a cheap bastard who never paid me what I was worth. 156 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,382 Well, your loss is Ben's gain. 157 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,135 He couldn't have done this without you. 158 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,638 [ Chuckles ] You know, I just had a funny thought. 159 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:12,182 If you married my daughter, it would be hilarious 160 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:15,435 to have a sign out front that said, "Olinsky and Dad." 161 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,229 I don't know. I kind of like the sign we have. 162 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,857 It's shorter. [ Laughs ] 163 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:23,693 I'm kidding. I don't really care what the sign says. 164 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,738 But I am serious about being a partner. 165 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:27,906 A partner? 166 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,324 Wow. 167 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,618 You're really catching me off‐guard here. 168 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,912 You know, what I think my dad is trying to say 169 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,247 is that he just deserves some recognition 170 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,874 for all the business he brought in, 171 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,001 even if that's just a raise. Right, Dad? 172 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,212 No. I've been thinking about it, 173 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,506 and at the rate I'm growing this business, 174 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:48,343 I think a 25% ownership stake is not unreasonable. 175 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,844 Whoa. That's weird, 176 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,097 'cause I think it's totally unreasonable. 177 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,807 You've only been working there for two months. 178 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,934 Two months, and I've already doubled your business. 179 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,811 Alright, well, we don't need to settle this now. 180 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,854 The vegan sausage is getting cold. 181 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:02,315 Heat really is the only thing it's got going for it. 182 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,901 I'm 68! I'm not gonna have time 183 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,862 to spend 10 years waiting for a promotion. 184 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,864 Well, I am sorry that you're old, 185 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,700 but that doesn't mean that I have to give you 186 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,703 a piece of the business my father gave me. 187 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,956 Without me, in six months, that place'll be a parking lot! 188 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,625 Alright, you know what? I'm not going there with you again. 189 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,461 Just because you ran your businesses into the ground 190 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,131 doesn't mean that I have to make it right for you! 191 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,552 Dad, we talked about a raise! [ Door opens, closes ] 192 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,721 That's like a couple bucks more an hour. 193 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,890 Maybe a personalized mug in the break room. Alright? 194 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,393 Why are you trying to better your life with my boyfriend? 195 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:41,479 Hasn't worked for me, not gonna work for you. 196 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,195 Hey. How you doing? 197 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,281 Well, I've cooled down. 198 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:54,159 I may have reacted a little impulsively. 199 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,703 Well, it's partly my fault. 200 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,705 I told him that he deserved a raise, 201 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,623 and I should have left well‐enough alone. 202 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,251 I mean, he wasn't gonna ask for anything. 203 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,794 Oh, give yourself a little credit. 204 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,297 I think that makes it entirely your fault. 205 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:11,342 Hey, I had no idea he was gonna ask for a piece of the store. 206 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:14,220 Well, yeah, but we're supposed to be a team. 207 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,680 If you thought he needed a raise, 208 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,265 you should have just talked to me. 209 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,476 I know that now. 210 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,478 [ Sighs ] 211 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:26,608 Look, you know that my dad and I had a lousy relationship. 212 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:30,153 My only real connection to him was through that store. 213 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:36,326 I remember when I was little and he'd sit me on the counter 214 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,161 and let me play with all the tools. 215 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,371 And then when I got older, 216 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,956 he told me to tell all the kids at school 217 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,125 that I knew how to make keys. 218 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,337 I did, and it got me so much sex. 219 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,714 Really? No. 220 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:50,965 I was alone all the time, 221 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,509 and I learned how to play the harmonica. 222 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:53,635 [ Laughs ] 223 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,178 Yeah, now it all makes sense. 224 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,055 Sometimes when you kiss me, you inhale. 225 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,060 My dad loved that store. 226 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,230 Even when business was bad, he turned down investors, 227 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,233 and he turned down offers from big chains. 228 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:12,737 And he did whatever he had to do to keep it in the family. 229 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,989 So... [ Scoffs ] 230 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,493 if I gave away a piece of it... 231 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,412 I can pretty much hear him saying, 232 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:24,040 "I trusted you with something important, 233 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,709 and you disappointed me again." 234 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,964 I know it sounds ridiculous, but... 235 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:37,679 ...I just want him to be proud of me once. 236 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,056 It's not ridiculous. 237 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,518 [ Deep voice ] I'm proud of you, Ben. 238 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:44,769 [ Sighs ] [ Normal voice ] Oh, my God. 239 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,563 Did you hear that? I think it's your dad. 240 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,606 He's here. 241 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:52,944 So, you think my dad sounded like a "Scooby‐Doo" villain? 242 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,487 You don't know what he sounds like dead. 243 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,864 [ Chuckles ] 244 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,576 ♪♪ 245 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,829 Hey, Mikey Withers! 246 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,873 [ Laughs ] Oh, wow! 247 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,291 Becky Conner. [ Chuckles ] 248 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,376 You haven't changed. Neither have you. 249 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,044 You were bald in high school, weren't you? 250 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,504 [ Chuckling ] Oh. 251 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,591 Alright. Alright. I see how this is gonna go. 252 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,259 You somehow got blonder. 253 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,761 Oh, I spend a lot of time in the sun. 254 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,430 Walking to the drugstore to get bleach. 255 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,390 [ Both laugh ] 256 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,018 I guess we both tested negative for COVID, so we can hug, right? 257 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,978 Absolutely. 258 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,230 Oh, it's so great to see you. 259 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,900 You, too. So many good times. 260 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,736 Oh, do you remember when we cut class 261 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,906 to go to the Pink Floyd laser light show at the planetarium? 262 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,950 We were the only people there who weren't high. 263 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,619 We were just into lasers. 264 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,162 Nerd. Nerd. 265 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,747 [ Chuckles ] 266 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,333 You know, I just realized that the last time I saw you, 267 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,002 you were going off to start college early in Minnesota. 268 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,421 Oh, right. College. Yeah. 269 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,298 I lived in the library. 270 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,592 If I could go back in time and tell younger Becky, 271 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,802 I would say, "Get your nose out of that physics book 272 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,221 and go have some fun." 273 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,555 That sounds like you. 274 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,349 Where'd you do your post grad? 275 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,643 At a little private school. 276 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,811 In Denmark. 277 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,271 What's it called? 278 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,116 Have you ever heard of Vasterflagen? 279 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,159 No. 280 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,453 [ Chuckles ] Nobody has. 281 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,873 You don't apply. They find you. 282 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,959 So, I did a little cyber‐stalking, 283 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,795 and you've done very well for yourself, too. 284 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,505 You're a civil engineer? 285 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,675 Well, I sometimes lose my temper, but I try to be civil. 286 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,969 [ Laughs ] Wow. 287 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:44,347 So, it must be really cool to have your own firm, right? 288 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,723 I do okay. 289 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:49,435 But I actually owe a lot of my success to you. 290 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,396 Really? [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 291 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,439 In school, you were my pace car. 292 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,483 I just wanted to be as smart as Becky Conner. 293 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,986 I busted my ass to keep up with you. 294 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,197 Well...congratulations. 295 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,533 I think you've done that and more. 296 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,410 That's enough about me. 297 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,079 I want to hear what you've been up to. 298 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,081 I'm in the restaurant game. 299 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,125 Is it a chain? Is it something I've heard of? 300 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,501 Not yet. 301 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,378 Not in this country. 302 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:18,506 Uh, my aunt and I started one in Lanford, 303 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,425 and I took the reins and expanded it, 304 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:25,013 and now I mostly deal in franchises and, um, 305 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:30,310 supporting the, uh, corporate direction of the company. 306 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,812 Well, your folks must be really proud of you. 307 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,690 Yeah. 308 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:41,154 The best part is, I was able to pay off my dad's house. 309 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,365 [ Voice breaking ] He's retired now, and... 310 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,701 all he does is fish and drink beer. 311 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,744 [ Chuckles ] 312 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,079 Just couldn't be happier. 313 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:55,710 And I have a baby whose future is secure. 314 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:58,921 So, yeah... 315 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,215 life couldn't be better. 316 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,550 Hey. 317 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,844 Don't be embarrassed to get emotional. 318 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,721 I felt the same way when I helped my family. 319 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,391 [ Laughs ] Okay. 320 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,686 So, I remembered how much you loved wine coolers 321 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,896 back in high school, 322 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,857 so I figured you graduated to a nice Sancerre. 323 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,278 Thank you. 324 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,780 To us. 325 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,032 To becoming the people we were meant to be. 326 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,996 To us. 327 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,711 Mmm. 328 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,046 Okay. 329 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,298 Oh! Look at this dessert. 330 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,842 A double chocolate soufflé volcano. 331 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,052 What do you say? 332 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,179 We can be bad for one night, right? 333 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,057 Sure. What the hell. 334 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,225 [ Chuckles ] 335 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,897 ♪♪ 336 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,443 Ooh, I'm starved. What's for breakfast? 337 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,570 Tuna salad sandwich. 338 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,949 We had bacon and sausage for dinner last night. 339 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,742 Why didn't we just switch them around? 340 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,371 Sausage was about to go bad. Tuna expires tomorrow. 341 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,415 We don't make the deadlines, we just live by them. 342 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,459 Oh, good. The tuna. 343 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,295 I could hear the can ticking in the pantry. 344 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,713 Hard pass. 345 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,467 Look, I know you're still upset 346 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,637 about Ben not wanting to give you a piece of the store. 347 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,348 You're damn right I am. Having a piece of that store 348 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,184 is the only chance I have of making some real money. 349 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,894 Louise and I aren't getting any younger. 350 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,437 If I have a few dollars, 351 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,732 she can quit serving old drunks at Casita Bonita. 352 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,234 Oh, that's sweet. Then she'll just have 353 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,945 one old drunk to serve. 354 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,365 You just don't get how hard this is on Ben, though. 355 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,783 If he gives up a piece of the store, 356 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,910 it's like he's letting his father down. 357 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,204 Because of me, the store's making a go of it. 358 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,873 How is that letting his father down? 359 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,541 He's like a little kid 360 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,418 that's still trying to get his dad's approval. 361 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,963 He's a grown man. I'm sorry he's got daddy issues. 362 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,507 I don't have daddy issues. 363 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,800 What the hell, Darlene? 364 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,219 You're talking about stuff that I told you in private? 365 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,096 Well, I‐I'm sorry. I was just trying to explain 366 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,182 how upset you were. I didn't tell him you cried. 367 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,643 Oh, my God! Will you stop doing that? 368 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,188 You know what? You guys are both stubborn idiots. 369 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,191 You guys need each other, and you're too stupid to see it. 370 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,650 I'm not stupid. He's stupid. 371 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,403 Stupid is as stupid does. Oh, really? 372 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,530 You're gonna argue with me by quoting "Forrest Gump"? 373 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,699 You know, I try to help you out, give you a job, 374 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,409 and this is how you repay me? 375 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,203 Well, I'm not setting foot in that damn store 376 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,370 until you do what's right. 377 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,872 Well, if you're not coming into work 378 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,458 unless I give you a piece, then don't come into work. 379 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,043 Oh, what? Now you're firing me? 380 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,420 No, he's not firing you. He's giving you a raise. 381 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,796 We're going back to the raise, right? 382 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,298 That's where it all went wrong. No, look, 383 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,925 if you're not coming into work, then you're quitting. 384 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,885 Well, I'm not quitting, so I guess you're firing me. 385 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,637 Well, yeah, I guess I'm firing you! 386 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,388 Well, I guess I'm throwing you out of my house! 387 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,641 Whoa! This has gotten way out of control. 388 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,352 We do not throw people out. We just take people in. 389 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,187 No. It's fine, Darlene. 390 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,772 I don't even want to be here anyway. 391 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,401 Dad, I pay rent, too. You can't just kick him out. 392 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,694 This is still my house. 393 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,238 And if you don't like it, you can go with him. 394 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,739 Well, I just might. 395 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,491 You know, and I'm gonna leave Harris with you. 396 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,660 That's how upset I am! 397 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,829 God, why can't I leave this kitchen without yelling at you? 398 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,378 No, you don't need to leave. 399 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,837 My dad is gonna cool down. 400 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,756 Just stop packing, and let's talk about it. 401 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,800 Where is my denim shirt? 402 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,677 Uh, it's in the wash. 403 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,888 I wore it, so you might as well stay until I do laundry. 404 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,599 What? I‐I‐I wear your shirts all the time. 405 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,101 You do? Really? 406 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,979 Yeah. We're like the same size. 407 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,939 I don't need this crap. 408 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,400 Look, you don't have to go, alright? 409 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,694 My dad does not make all the decisions around here. 410 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,903 I pay rent, too. 411 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,905 And I would have given him a raise! 412 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,949 How much more do I have to give, Darlene? 413 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,867 I mean, we gave up a place of our own 414 00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:00,037 so we could move in here and help him pay the mortgage. 415 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,373 He needed a job, and I gave him one. 416 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,333 Now, instead of being grateful, 417 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,669 he thanks me by throwing me out of the house? 418 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,629 Enough is enough. 419 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,340 No, I know, but... 420 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,842 what about us? 421 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,468 I don't want to sleep in bed without you. 422 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,220 I don't want to live apart from you. 423 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,306 Well, I don't want to sleep without you, either, 424 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,640 so come with me. 425 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,933 You know, if we pool our money, 426 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,727 we can get a nice little apartment. 427 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,645 How can I move out now? 428 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,273 You fired him, you're not gonna pay rent, 429 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,524 and then I'm gonna bail? 430 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,651 I can't hang him out to dry like that. 431 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,112 Right. 432 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,407 Well, I want to be with you, so... 433 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,452 whenever you figure out what you want, let me know. 434 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,911 Where are you going? 435 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,123 Well, right now, I am gonna go sleep at the hardware store. 436 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,834 I put up a nice little camping display last week, 437 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,838 so I'm gonna turn on my little tissue paper campfire and... 438 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,715 play my harmonica. 439 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,425 Well, call me to say good night, okay? 440 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:57,094 [ Sighs ] I will. 441 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,638 [ Door closes ] 442 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:04,560 ♪♪ 443 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,562 Beer at 9:00 in the morning? 444 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,482 Was it about to expire? 445 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,526 Ben fired Dad, and Dad kicked Ben out of the house. 446 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,111 Ugh. 447 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,738 It'll blow over. 448 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,156 Not this time. 449 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,408 [ Sighs ] What are you gonna do? 450 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,577 I don't know. 451 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,538 Hey, how'd your dinner with Mikey go? 452 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,582 Well, I'll give you a clue. 453 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:31,587 I did my post grad work at Vasterflagen in Denmark. 454 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:35,633 Hopefully, he won't figure out it's a vanity bench from Ikea. 455 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,676 You have any fun? 456 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,802 Oh, yeah. 457 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,429 He's a good guy. 458 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,557 [ Sighs ] 459 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,518 I had a glass of wine. 460 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,061 What? 461 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,813 I had to. It was one drink. 462 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,940 No, you didn't have to. 463 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,234 You're an alcoholic. You can't have one drink. 464 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,237 I didn't guzzle the bottle and have sex with him on the table. 465 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,698 Oh, well, shut my mouth. You're cured. 466 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,117 I know I screwed up. 467 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,911 If I was going to keep drinking, I wouldn't have said anything. 468 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,996 Or maybe you're just trying to throw me off the scent. 469 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:09,208 I know your kind can be tricky that way. 470 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,377 You know what? I did it. 471 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,337 I won't do it again. 472 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,839 End of story. 473 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,425 Please don't tell Dad. 474 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,301 Okay. 475 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,930 But just know... 476 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,557 I'm here if you need me. 477 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,726 I'm here for you, too. 478 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,645 You're just trying to cozy up to me so you can get my beer. 479 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,897 Actually, I was talking to the beer. 480 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,945 Hey, there. 481 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,282 Heard about what happened with you and Ben. 482 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,034 Yeah, I really don't want to talk about it. 483 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:47,455 Business and family, yeah, that's tough. 484 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,999 When me and Roseanne worked together at The Lunch Box, 485 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,667 we fought like cats and dogs. 486 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,210 Better now. Go away. 487 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,879 [ Chuckles ] Yeah, there was this time 488 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,338 where, uh, she told me 489 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,633 she thought my loose meat could use a little bit more salt. 490 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:03,095 So, I held the spatula on the grill till it turned red‐hot, 491 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,473 and I went after her with that. [ Chuckles ] 492 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:06,849 There was this time 493 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,268 where she didn't like the guy that I was dating ‐‐ 494 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,853 Yeah. 495 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,521 But it was different with you and Roseanne. 496 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,858 You had a complicated sister relationship. 497 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,195 Also, she thought you were an unhinged fruitcake. 498 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,822 And what was her favorite dessert at Christmas? 499 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,990 French apple pie. 500 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,284 She loved me, and you can't stand it!