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Everybody bring their stuff
for Louise's care package?
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Sure did. I got her all
the COVID recovery essentials --
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immunity booster shots,
vitamin C,
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garlic, some herbal tea --
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Ooh, these teas are nice.
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How about I keep them
for myself
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and replace them with an even
better immunity booster --
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a shot of laughter
from Dr. Adam Sandler
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in the somehow-overlooked-
during-awards-season,
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"Jack and Jill"?
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And as a bonus,
"Doctor Zhivago"...
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disc two.
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Oh, we don't want her
straining her eyes
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on these
crossword puzzles.
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What she really needs
is something for the ears.
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The Bible...on CD.
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I was shopping in a hurry.
I thought it said Bublé.
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Okay, this is crazy.
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I have "Doctor Zhivago,"
disc one,
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and I've been dying
to see how it ends.
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Louise has COVID,
ya hillbilly pirates.
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Everybody put
everything back.
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Oh.
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Although she doesn't really need
"Jack and Jill."
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[ Chuckles ]
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Did you know Sandler plays
the brother and the sister?
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Yes, Dad. And it only took you
three times to figure it out
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because he's "that good."
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Ugh, you're such
an elitist.
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When your beloved
Sir Anthony Hopkins plays twins,
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let me know.
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Alright, is this everything?
'Cause I gotta go.
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After I stop at Louise's,
I'm gonna close
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the biggest lumber deal
the hardware store's ever had.
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Wow.
Ben must be thrilled.
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How'd you manage that?
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I've been doing business
with my contractor buddies.
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They like getting
personal service
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instead of what they get
at the big box places.
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Wow.
That is fantastic.
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Well, before you ask
for a raise, let me know.
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I am willing to sleep
with your boss.
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You don't think it's too early
to ask for a raise?
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No. Ben talks about how lucky
he is to have you all the time.
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Just like I'm sure he tells you
how lucky he is to have me.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Anyhoo...
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Uh, you just said you're making
him a ton more money, right?
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Yeah, I-I've -- I've pretty much
doubled the business
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in the last month.
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I think it's a little early
to be asking for a raise.
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No. Come on -- You guys make a
great team, and Ben knows that.
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Look, don't tell him
I said this,
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but he is not gonna
take a chance on losing you.
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You know what?
You're absolutely right.
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I'm the golden goose.
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Yeah, and everything the goose
touches turns to gold.
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No.
That's King Midas.
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You're thinking about
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when the Jewish people
wandered in the desert
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and worshipped the golden goose,
and Moses got mad
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and told them to cut it out.
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That was the golden calf.
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Here. You can brush up on that
story with the Holy Bublé.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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You'll never guess
who just called me.
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Mike Withers.
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Oh, my God.
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Mikey from high school?
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You guys dissected
that cat together.
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Yeah, that's him.
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You were in biology class,
right?
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Of course.
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Continue.
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Mikey was Becky's
main competition
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in her honors classes.
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What's he up to now?
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Mr. 4.1?
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He did his undergrad
at Northwestern
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and got his masters in
Civil Engineering at Stanford.
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Wow. Did you tell him
you majored in alcoholism
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and got your masters
in unprotected sex?
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My drinking problem
never came up.
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He did ask about you, though.
He wondered if you were in jail.
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Why would I be in jail?
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He remembered
how you rode David's ass
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up and down the halls
in high school
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and assumed you killed him.
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Oh, great.
Now he's gonna come to town
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and realize I don't have
any follow-through.
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He asked me to dinner,
but I'm gonna pass.
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Why?
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It could be fun
catching up.
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Nah.
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His imagination
is better than the reality.
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I'd rather keep the illusion
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that I'm too busy to post on
Instagram because I'm a success,
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not because I got kicked off
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for liking too many photos
of Elizabeth Warren.
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You should go and just be proud
of who you are.
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Successful people like
being around failures.
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Think about how you feel
around D.J.
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Oh, don't listen to her.
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You show up looking great, and
he'll think you're a success.
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We could go down to that place
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that gives homeless people
good clothes for job interviews,
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and then you can go
to the beauty school,
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get your hair done.
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[ Chuckles ]
I guess that could be fun.
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And it'd be really nice
to be someone else for a night.
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I was somebody else
for a couple of weeks once.
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It wasn't so much a choice as...
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you know, a psychotic break.
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♪
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Okay.
Here you go.
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Breakfast for dinner,
as promised.
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It's vegan sausage.
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It tastes like I'm chewing
a salty rubber band.
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Look, it's too late
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for all these other
meat-eating heathens here,
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but you can start
eating healthy.
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It's made from all plants,
and it tastes exactly the same.
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Trust me, it doesn't.
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I'm gonna go watch TV.
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I'll go with you.
Here's a tip --
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Don't hassle
the person cooking your food.
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She's gonna do worse
than this?
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Oh, hello, poor people.
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I come from an alternate reality
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where Conners are rich
and successful.
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I'm here to tell you
you're doing everything wrong.
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[ Laughs dramatically ]
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You look great.
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You love me.
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What does Darlene think?
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You look so rich,
I want to key your Bentley.
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Thank you. I know that was
very hard for you to say.
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Now, I will see you
before midnight.
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That's when my magic carriage
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turns back into a pickup
with expired tags.
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Alright.
We're all set, Dan.
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Tell your buddy the lumber order
will be there at 6:00.
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Fantastic!
[ Laughs ]
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Hey, uh, before we eat,
I just want to take a moment
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to thank Dan
for killing it at work.
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Man, it's like you were born
to work in a hardware store.
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Now, that's not always
a compliment,
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but in this case,
it really is.
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Thank you!
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It's so nice to have a boss
that appreciates you.
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Since I mostly used to work
for myself, I can honestly say
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that I'm a cheap bastard who
never paid me what I was worth.
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Well, your loss
is Ben's gain.
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He couldn't have done this
without you.
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[ Chuckles ] You know,
I just had a funny thought.
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If you married my daughter,
it would be hilarious
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to have a sign out front
that said, "Olinsky and Dad."
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I don't know.
I kind of like the sign we have.
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It's shorter.
[ Laughs ]
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I'm kidding. I don't really care
what the sign says.
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But I am serious
about being a partner.
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A partner?
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Wow.
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You're really catching me
off-guard here.
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You know, what I think
my dad is trying to say
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is that he just deserves
some recognition
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for all the business
he brought in,
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even if that's just a raise.
Right, Dad?
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No. I've been
thinking about it,
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and at the rate
I'm growing this business,
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I think a 25% ownership stake
is not unreasonable.
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Whoa. That's weird,
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'cause I think
it's totally unreasonable.
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You've only been working there
for two months.
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Two months, and I've already
doubled your business.
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Alright, well, we don't
need to settle this now.
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The vegan sausage
is getting cold.
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Heat really is the only thing
it's got going for it.
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I'm 68!
I'm not gonna have time
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to spend 10 years
waiting for a promotion.
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Well, I am sorry
that you're old,
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but that doesn't mean
that I have to give you
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a piece of the business
my father gave me.
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Without me, in six months,
that place'll be a parking lot!
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Alright, you know what? I'm not
going there with you again.
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Just because you ran your
businesses into the ground
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doesn't mean that I have to
make it right for you!
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Dad, we talked about a raise!
[ Door opens, closes ]
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That's like a couple bucks
more an hour.
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Maybe a personalized mug
in the break room. Alright?
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Why are you trying to better
your life with my boyfriend?
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Hasn't worked for me,
not gonna work for you.
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Hey.
How you doing?
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Well, I've cooled down.
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I may have reacted
a little impulsively.
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Well, it's partly my fault.
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I told him
that he deserved a raise,
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and I should have left
well-enough alone.
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I mean, he wasn't gonna
ask for anything.
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Oh, give yourself
a little credit.
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I think that makes it entirelyyour fault.
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Hey, I had no idea he was gonna
ask for a piece of the store.
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Well, yeah, but we're
supposed to be a team.
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If you thought
he needed a raise,
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you should have just
talked to me.
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I know that now.
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[ Sighs ]
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Look, you know that my dad and I
had a lousy relationship.
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My only real connection to him
was through that store.
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I remember when I was little
and he'd sit me on the counter
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and let me play
with all the tools.
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And then when I got older,
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he told me to tell
all the kids at school
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that I knew how to make keys.
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I did, and it got me
so much sex.
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Really?
No.
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I was alone all the time,
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and I learned
how to play the harmonica.
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[ Laughs ]
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Yeah, now it all
makes sense.
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Sometimes when you kiss me,
you inhale.
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My dad loved that store.
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Even when business was bad,
he turned down investors,
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and he turned down offers
from big chains.
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And he did whatever he had to do
to keep it in the family.
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So...
[ Scoffs ]
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if I gave away
a piece of it...
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I can pretty much
hear him saying,
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"I trusted you
with something important,
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and you disappointed
me again."
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I know it sounds
ridiculous, but...
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...I just want him
to be proud of me once.
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It's not ridiculous.
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[ Deep voice ]
I'm proud of you, Ben.
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[ Sighs ]
[ Normal voice ] Oh, my God.
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Did you hear that?
I think it's your dad.
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He's here.
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So, you think my dad sounded
like a "Scooby-Doo" villain?
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You don't know
what he sounds like dead.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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Hey, Mikey Withers!
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[ Laughs ] Oh, wow!
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Becky Conner.
[ Chuckles ]
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You haven't changed.
Neither have you.
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00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,757
You were bald in high school,
weren't you?
251
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,323
[ Chuckling ] Oh.
252
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,196
Alright. Alright.
I see how this is gonna go.
253
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,763
You somehow got blonder.
254
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:19,330
Oh, I spend a lot of time
in the sun.
255
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,071
Walking to the drugstore
to get bleach.
256
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,030
[ Both laugh ]
257
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,728
I guess we both tested negative
for COVID, so we can hug, right?
258
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,512
Absolutely.
259
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,863
Oh, it's so great
to see you.
260
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,430
You, too.
So many good times.
261
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:35,346
Oh, do you remember
when we cut class
262
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,436
to go to the Pink Floyd laser
light show at the planetarium?
263
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,613
We were the only people there
who weren't high.
264
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,398
We were just into lasers.
265
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:44,791
Nerd.
Nerd.
266
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,488
[ Chuckles ]
267
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,795
You know, I just realized
that the last time I saw you,
268
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,711
you were going off to start
college early in Minnesota.
269
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,061
Oh, right. College. Yeah.
270
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,802
I lived in the library.
271
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,021
If I could go back in time
and tell younger Becky,
272
00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,502
I would say, "Get your nose
out of that physics book
273
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:01,851
and go have some fun."
274
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,157
That sounds like you.
275
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,985
Where'd you do
your post grad?
276
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,248
At a little private school.
277
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,554
In Denmark.
278
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,252
What's it called?
279
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:22,785
Have you ever heard
of Vasterflagen?
280
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:23,960
No.
281
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,049
[ Chuckles ]
Nobody has.
282
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:29,400
You don't apply.
They find you.
283
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,489
So, I did a little
cyber-stalking,
284
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,362
and you've done very well
for yourself, too.
285
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,146
You're a civil engineer?
286
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,236
Well, I sometimes lose my
temper, but I try to be civil.
287
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,499
[ Laughs ]
Wow.
288
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,981
So, it must be really cool
to have your own firm, right?
289
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,461
I do okay.
290
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:50,073
But I actually owe
a lot of my success to you.
291
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,032
Really?
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
292
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,034
In school,
you were my pace car.
293
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,079
I just wanted to be
as smart as Becky Conner.
294
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,516
I busted my ass
to keep up with you.
295
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,868
Well...congratulations.
296
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,087
I think you've done that
and more.
297
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,002
That's enough about me.
298
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,570
I want to hear
what you've been up to.
299
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,572
I'm in the restaurant game.
300
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,748
Is it a chain?
Is it something I've heard of?
301
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,097
Not yet.
302
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,056
Not in this country.
303
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,102
Uh, my aunt and I
started one in Lanford,
304
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,887
and I took the reins
and expanded it,
305
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:25,543
and now I mostly deal
in franchises and, um,
306
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:30,810
supporting the, uh, corporate
direction of the company.
307
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,551
Well, your folks must be
really proud of you.
308
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,293
Yeah.
309
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:41,603
The best part is, I was able
to pay off my dad's house.
310
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,780
[ Voice breaking ]
He's retired now, and...
311
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,261
all he does is fish
and drink beer.
312
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,305
[ Chuckles ]
313
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,568
Just couldn't be happier.
314
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:56,270
And I have a baby
whose future is secure.
315
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:59,621
So, yeah...
316
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,884
life couldn't be better.
317
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,277
Hey.
318
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,409
Don't be embarrassed
to get emotional.
319
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,629
I felt the same way
when I helped my family.
320
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,850
[ Laughs ]
Okay.
321
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:14,288
So, I remembered
how much you loved wine coolers
322
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,767
back in high school,
323
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,727
so I figured you graduated
to a nice Sancerre.
324
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,905
Thank you.
325
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,298
To us.
326
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,866
To becoming the people
we were meant to be.
327
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,828
To us.
328
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,443
Mmm.
329
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,749
Okay.
330
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,794
Oh! Look at this dessert.
331
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,362
A double chocolate
soufflé volcano.
332
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:46,624
What do you say?
333
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,975
We can be bad
for one night, right?
334
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,760
Sure. What the hell.
335
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,240
[ Chuckles ]
336
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,767
♪
337
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,032
Ooh, I'm starved.
What's for breakfast?
338
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,165
Tuna salad sandwich.
339
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,472
We had bacon and sausage
for dinner last night.
340
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,344
Why didn't we just
switch them around?
341
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:13,825
Sausage was about to go bad.
Tuna expires tomorrow.
342
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,003
We don't make the deadlines,
we just live by them.
343
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,874
Oh, good. The tuna.
344
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,921
I could hear the can ticking
in the pantry.
345
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,618
Hard pass.
346
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,882
Look, I know
you're still upset
347
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:30,059
about Ben not wanting to give
you a piece of the store.
348
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,062
You're damn right I am.
Having a piece of that store
349
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,717
is the only chance I have
of making some real money.
350
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,632
Louise and I
aren't getting any younger.
351
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,329
If I have a few dollars,
352
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,289
she can quit serving old drunks
at Casita Bonita.
353
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,855
Oh, that's sweet.
Then she'll just have
354
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,467
oneold drunk to serve.
355
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:49,818
You just don't get
how hard this is on Ben, though.
356
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,298
If he gives up
a piece of the store,
357
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,387
it's like he's
letting his father down.
358
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,650
Because of me, the store's
making a go of it.
359
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,565
How is that
letting his father down?
360
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,045
He's like a little kid
361
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,872
that's still trying
to get his dad's approval.
362
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:04,702
He's a grown man.
I'm sorry he's got daddy issues.
363
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,096
I don't have daddy issues.
364
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,750
What the hell, Darlene?
365
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,708
You're talking about stuff
that I told you in private?
366
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,580
Well, I-I'm sorry.
I was just trying to explain
367
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,930
how upset you were.
I didn't tell him you cried.
368
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:18,281
Oh, my God!
Will you stop doing that?
369
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,718
You know what? You guys
are both stubborn idiots.
370
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,678
You guys need each other,
and you're too stupid to see it.
371
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,245
I'm not stupid.
He's stupid.
372
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,030
Stupid is as stupid does.
Oh, really?
373
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,119
You're gonna argue with me
by quoting "Forrest Gump"?
374
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,252
You know, I try to help you out,
give you a job,
375
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,862
and this is how you repay me?
376
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,820
Well, I'm not setting foot
in that damn store
377
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,170
until you do what's right.
378
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,780
Well, if you're not
coming into work
379
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:41,087
unless I give you a piece,
then don't come into work.
380
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,566
Oh, what?
Now you're firing me?
381
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,091
No, he's not firing you.
He's giving you a raise.
382
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,614
We're going back
to the raise, right?
383
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,268
That's where it all went wrong.
No, look,
384
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,921
if you're not coming into work,
then you're quitting.
385
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,445
Well, I'm not quitting,
so I guess you're firing me.
386
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,055
Well, yeah, I guess
I'm firing you!
387
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,839
Well, I guess I'm throwing you
out of my house!
388
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,320
Whoa! This has gotten
way out of control.
389
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,975
We do not throw people out.
We just take people in.
390
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,890
No.
It's fine, Darlene.
391
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,631
I don't even
want to be here anyway.
392
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,983
Dad, I pay rent, too.
You can't just kick him out.
393
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,550
This is still my house.
394
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,855
And if you don't like it,
you can go with him.
395
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,335
Well, I just might.
396
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,076
You know, and I'm gonna
leave Harris with you.
397
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,252
That's how upset I am!
398
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:19,690
God, why can't I leave this
kitchen without yelling at you?
399
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,001
No, you don't
need to leave.
400
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,481
My dad is gonna cool down.
401
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,526
Just stop packing,
and let's talk about it.
402
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,528
Where is my denim shirt?
403
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,313
Uh, it's in the wash.
404
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:36,403
I wore it, so you might as well
stay until I do laundry.
405
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:39,188
What? I-I-I wear your shirts
all the time.
406
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,842
You do? Really?
407
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,714
Yeah.
We're like the same size.
408
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,455
I don't need this crap.
409
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,849
Look, you don't
have to go, alright?
410
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,243
My dad does not make
all the decisions around here.
411
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,548
I pay rent, too.
412
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,420
And I would have
given him a raise!
413
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,465
How much more
do I have to give, Darlene?
414
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,424
I mean, we gave up
a place of our own
415
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,514
so we could move in here
and help him pay the mortgage.
416
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,820
He needed a job,
and I gave him one.
417
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,953
Now, instead of
being grateful,
418
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,216
he thanks me
by throwing me out of the house?
419
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,175
Enough is enough.
420
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,960
No, I know, but...
421
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,396
what about us?
422
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,094
I don't want to sleep in bed
without you.
423
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,704
I don't want
to live apart from you.
424
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,967
Well, I don't want
to sleep without you, either,
425
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,229
so come with me.
426
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,665
You know,
if we pool our money,
427
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,319
we can get a nice
little apartment.
428
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,278
How can I move out now?
429
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,889
You fired him,
you're not gonna pay rent,
430
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,369
and then I'm gonna bail?
431
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,414
I can't hang him out to dry
like that.
432
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,808
Right.
433
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:37,072
Well, I want
to be with you, so...
434
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:40,031
whenever you figure out
what you want, let me know.
435
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,859
Where are you going?
436
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,601
Well, right now, I am gonna go
sleep at the hardware store.
437
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,169
I put up a nice little
camping display last week,
438
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:51,565
so I'm gonna turn on my little
tissue paper campfire and...
439
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,306
play my harmonica.
440
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,046
Well, call me
to say good night, okay?
441
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,745
[ Sighs ]
I will.
442
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,442
[ Door closes ]
443
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:05,187
♪
444
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,189
Beer at 9:00
in the morning?
445
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,931
Was it about to expire?
446
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:13,064
Ben fired Dad, and Dad
kicked Ben out of the house.
447
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,718
Ugh.
448
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,242
It'll blow over.
449
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,591
Not this time.
450
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,984
[ Sighs ]
What are you gonna do?
451
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,161
I don't know.
452
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:25,076
Hey, how'd your dinner
with Mikey go?
453
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,948
Well, I'll give you a clue.
454
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:31,996
I did my post grad work
at Vasterflagen in Denmark.
455
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:36,218
Hopefully, he won't figure out
it's a vanity bench from Ikea.
456
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,263
You have any fun?
457
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,568
Oh, yeah.
458
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,092
He's a good guy.
459
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,183
[ Sighs ]
460
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,097
I had a glass of wine.
461
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,577
What?
462
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,579
I had to.
It was one drink.
463
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,451
No, you didn't have to.
464
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,714
You're an alcoholic.
You can't have one drink.
465
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,673
I didn't guzzle the bottle and
have sex with him on the table.
466
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,459
Oh, well, shut my mouth.
You're cured.
467
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,635
I know I screwed up.
468
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:04,464
If I was going to keep drinking,
I wouldn't have said anything.
469
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,466
Or maybe you're just trying
to throw me off the scent.
470
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,643
I know your kind
can be tricky that way.
471
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,993
You know what?
I did it.
472
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,951
I won't do it again.
473
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,388
End of story.
474
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,999
Please don't tell Dad.
475
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,914
Okay.
476
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:23,657
But just know...
477
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,136
I'm here if you need me.
478
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,138
I'm here for you, too.
479
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,272
You're just trying to cozy up
to me so you can get my beer.
480
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,753
Actually, I was talking
to the beer.
481
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,541
Hey, there.
482
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,718
Heard about what happened
with you and Ben.
483
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:44,504
Yeah, I really don't want
to talk about it.
484
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:48,072
Business and family,
yeah, that's tough.
485
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,510
When me and Roseanne worked
together at The Lunch Box,
486
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,163
we fought like cats and dogs.
487
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,687
Better now.
Go away.
488
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,384
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, there was this time
489
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,168
where, uh, she told me
490
00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,041
she thought my loose meat could
use a little bit more salt.
491
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:03,610
So, I held the spatula on the
grill till it turned red-hot,
492
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,090
and I went after her with that.
[ Chuckles ]
493
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,657
There was this time
494
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,920
where she didn't like
the guy that I was dating --
495
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,444
Yeah.
496
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,184
But it was different
with you and Roseanne.
497
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,405
You had a complicated
sister relationship.
498
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:19,669
Also, she thought
you were an unhinged fruitcake.
499
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,368
And what was her favorite
dessert at Christmas?
500
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,760
French apple pie.
501
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She loved me,
and you can't stand it!