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♪♪

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Oh.

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Finally found it!

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What did that take?
Like 20 minutes?

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Crazy.

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What the hell, Becky?

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Thanks for watching my station.
I overslept.

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This is the second time
this week you've been late.

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I can't do your job
and my job.

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When am I gonna find time
to fire you?

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Yeah, sorry.

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Why are your eyes
all red?

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You look like hell.

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Hey,
are you drinking again?

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Oh, my God.

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Just 'cause I told you I had
one glass of wine with Mikey,

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you think
I'm drinking again.

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These are the red eyes
of someone

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who's working double shifts
and her kid won't sleep.

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Okay. I just worry.

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Beverly Rose won't go down
for me

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because she just sees this
tired, red‐eyed stranger

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where Mommy used to be, but
thanks for assuming the worst.

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I'm sorry.
In this family,

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you can bat a pretty good
average by assuming the worst.

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Oh, and I'm not gonna be able
to cover for you next week

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because I'm taking Molly up
on her offer to go to Hawaii.

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You're going?

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Yeah.
Wow.

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After just three days of
gut‐wrenching indecision.

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Oh, please send pictures of you
being miserable on the beach.

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I'm done making myself
crazy over things

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like whether I deserve
to enjoy myself.

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Great. That'll free up
more time for you

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to be crazy
about other stuff.

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Uh,
Molly must be excited.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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She hasn't called me back.

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I hope
she hasn't changed her mind.

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Sometimes, people realize
that I might not be as much fun

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as this party package
promises.

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So, you're gonna go have fun
without Ben?

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Have you told him?

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Not yet,
but he's the one

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that said we should just
be honest with each other

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when we need something,
so he'll be fine.

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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that always works.

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"Just go talk to Crazy Horse,
General Custer.

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He'll be fine."

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General Custer
and Crazy Horse

51
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were never
officially dating.

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What's that?

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Oh, it's from Robin.

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"Stop fighting
and get back to work.

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I can see you
on the cameras."

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Hi, Robin!

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You look pretty today!

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♪♪

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Hey, Mrs. Tilden.

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Is Molly home?

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I haven't heard back
from her,

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and I think
she's mad at me

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'cause I took three days
to decide to go to Hawaii.

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I know. Who takes that long
to decide to go to Hawaii, huh?

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This nut.

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She's not mad, honey.

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Molly passed away
last night.

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I get it.

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She doesn't want me
to go now.

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Alright,
well, tell her I'm sorry.

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She never told you
she was sick, did she?

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Sick?
W‐What do you mean?

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She's been fighting
brain cancer for over a year.

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That's why
she came home.

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Yesterday, she had
a bad seizure,

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and they took her
to the ICU.

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She's gone.

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[ Breathes sharply ]

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What?

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Oh, my God.

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Um...

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I mean, we were ‐‐

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we were just out having fun
a few days ago.

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I know.

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She was trying so hard
to outrun this thing,

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but we've been prepared
for this a long time.

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Well, is there
anything I can do?

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There is
one small thing ‐‐

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The family's
all coming in tomorrow.

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Could you bring back
that casserole dish

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I brought over
when your mother died?

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Oh, my God.
Of course.

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Uh,
I‐I am so embarrassed.

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We must not have known
it was yours.

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It was my grandmother's.

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It had "Tilden" written
on all four sides.

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Oh.

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Um, we must have thought
that was the manufacturer.

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I feel awful.

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If we would have known
it was yours,

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we would have
brought it back.

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I wrote your father
five times.

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Yeah, he barely knows
how to check his e‐mail.

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I put notes
in your mailbox.

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Okay, we steal stuff.

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Uh, I‐I'll go home and look
for it, but I may not find it.

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We've had a couple yard sales
since then.

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You sell
other people's things?

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Yeah.
You've been to our house.

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Would you pay money
for any of that crap?

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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I need a drink.

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That was a rough funeral.

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44?

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That's way too young.

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I'll have one with you.

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Love the sketches.

121
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I'd get a tattoo
that says "Eat the rich.

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The poor are full of
preservatives."

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Really?

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You guys
are gonna come in here

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and day drink
while I'm trying to work?

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The only time it's appropriate
to drink this early

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is after a funeral.

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Fine.
I guess I'll have some.

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You didn't go
to the funeral.

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Well, I didn't know
there was an afterparty.

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Oh, none for me, thanks.

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You know what they say ‐‐

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If you have a glass of wine,
you're a raging alcoholic.

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I wouldn't say raging.

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I'd say
sloppy and promiscuous.

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Well, there's the shoe
that fits.

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Is it crazy that Molly's death
is hitting me this hard?

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I mean, I hated her
when we were kids,

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and we were only really close
for, like, a week.

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Yeah, but it was
a hell of a week.

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She was obviously trying to jam
a lot of life into a short time.

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That's the only way to live,
I tell ya.

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You never know what day's
gonna be your last.

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In my truck‐driving days, I made
sure to see this country

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from head to butt‐crack.

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I had peach pie in Georgia

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and apple strudel
in Washington.

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You can get those
at the grocery store.

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I've lived, man!

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When I was a cop, I said, "Give
me the mean streets, Captain.

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I want to experience
the danger

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that makes you appreciate
being alive."

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You know
the FBI's Most Wanted list?

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Yeah...?

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I arrested a guy who looked
just like one of those guys.

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Got my face in the paper
for that bust.

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Wasn't a good thing,
but life is like that.

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This whole thing
is just so weird.

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I think it's hitting me
like this

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because our lives
were so similar.

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You know, Molly and I
both got married too young.

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We both stayed in bad
relationships too long.

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It was like
she really got me.

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And she was pushing me
to get out of my head

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and go start enjoying my life
while I still could.

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I don't know
how to do that by myself.

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Hmm.

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You know, Tiffany Schlesser
down the street

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is a 32‐year‐old grandma
who huffs paint.

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I bet
she'd be your mentor.

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You know,
I've felt alone all day,

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and then I sit here,
and I talk to you,

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and I realize
how much better that was.

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♪♪

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Okay, it's official.

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Between taxes and bills,

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by the time I save
enough money to go to school,

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you and I will be starting
college together.

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[ Giggles ]

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Of course we can share
a dorm room, honey.

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If Mommy's gettin' some,

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I'll hang my Life Alert
necklace on the door.

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Oh.

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[ Coos ]

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It's not your fault.

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Mommy just can't run hard
enough to make this all work.

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You know, if you have
a God‐given talent

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or a head for business,

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now would be a good time
to show it.

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[ Coos ]

191
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Here's to the graduating class
of 2042.

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♪♪

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[ Cellphone rings ]

194
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Hey.
Darlene: Hey, Aunt Jackie.

195
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I'm a couple blocks
from the house.

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See if you can hear this.

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[ Engine revs ]

198
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Yeah.
What are you doing?

199
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Well, my car is in the shop,
and I had to get a rental,

200
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and they had
a family sedan

201
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or this eight‐cylinder
son of a bitch.

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I'm trying to live
in the moment, so...

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[ Engine revs ]

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Holy crap.

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That sounds like a car that
could get out of hand quick.

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Come home right now...

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and pick me up!

208
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,252
We're gonna cruise Lanford
and terrorize pedestrians!

209
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,046
[ Engine revs ]

210
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,007
Uh, I'll be there
in a minute.

211
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First,
I gotta smoke this fool.

212
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,471
[ Engine revs ]

213
00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,058
[ Tires screeching ]
Whoo!

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♪♪

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Keys.

216
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What? You trusted me

217
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to drive it home
from the impound lot.

218
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Why can't I drive it back
to the rental place tomorrow?

219
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'Cause the cops took
your license, Baby Driver.

220
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And if I didn't have a buddy
at the impound lot,

221
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you wouldn't have
even gotten the car tonight.

222
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No, you just want to drive
a really hot car.

223
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You're surprisingly smart
for somebody

224
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who just went 130 miles
an hour!

225
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132, according
to the visibly shaken cop.

226
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You've done
stuff like this before.

227
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There was nobody
on the roads.

228
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And I felt like
I was 20 again.

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Yeah, I felt younger, too.
And it's not good.

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I thought I was done
picking you kids up

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after you'd done
something stupid.

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You told me that you would
give me a ride any time

233
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and you wouldn't judge me.

234
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,439
You were 14!

235
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,983
That offer expires after
you've had your second kid!

236
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,236
[ Whispering ] Hey, can
you two please keep it down?

237
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,238
I just got Beverly Rose
to sleep.

238
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She had a fever
of 103.

239
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It's better now
after the ibuprofen.

240
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,535
What?
Oh.

241
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,370
Where's Becky?
Oh.

242
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,579
Isn't she downstairs?

243
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,081
[ Sighs ]

244
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,415
She's passed out

245
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with a bottle of vodka
next to her bed.

246
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She didn't even hear
the baby crying.

247
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Dammit.

248
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,131
God, I feel so stupid.
You know what?

249
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I knew she was hungover
at work the other day,

250
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and I let her talk
her way out of it.

251
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,095
I mean, how can she be
so irresponsible?

252
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,097
You may have to get around
on that high horse

253
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until you get
your license back.

254
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Over 130 miles an hour.

255
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[ Gasps ]

256
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,354
That's
incredibly dangerous.

257
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,148
But you're still kind of
buzzing from it, right?

258
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,024
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

259
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,734
You know what?

260
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,945
You and your sister
better get your crap together.

261
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,947
This night could have ended
a lot differently,

262
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,323
with the baby
in the hospital

263
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,533
and your car
wrapped around a tree.

264
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,118
Shh. I'm exhausted.

265
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,661
I have
a long day tomorrow.

266
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,329
Would you mind?
Yeah.

267
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,748
I'll keep an eye
on the fever.

268
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,793
Oh, do they still do the ice
cubes under the armpits thing?

269
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,295
I used to love
the look of betrayal

270
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,671
on your shocked
little faces.

271
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,715
[ Laughs ]

272
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:18,428
So, Molly's mom came by

273
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,805
and dropped off
this envelope for you.

274
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,266
It's from Molly.

275
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,100
Mm.

276
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,900
What's it say?

277
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:34,569
[ Sighs ]

278
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:37,030
"Darlene.

279
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,200
Sorry, but it looks like
I'm gonna have to bail.

280
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,452
I should have told you
I was sick,

281
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:46,247
but the saddest part is
that now I'm never gonna get

282
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,208
to see your bird‐like
little body

283
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,544
in your baggy,
flannel bathing suit.

284
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,381
I just hope that what's in this
envelope helps you untangle

285
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:59,469
that dark, twisted abyss
you call a soul."

286
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,054
She really knew you.

287
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:13,107
♪♪

288
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,359
Where's Beverly Rose?

289
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,985
She's asleep
in Dan's room.

290
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:16,986
We were up all night
with her.

291
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,738
She had a fever of 103.

292
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,698
What?
Why didn't you wake me up?

293
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:23,076
I tried to.
You were passed out drunk.

294
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,495
No, I wasn't.
I was just exhausted.

295
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,456
Exhausted from the vodka curls
you were doing?

296
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,376
Oh, what,
the bottle on my end table?

297
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,128
That was a gift,
and I only took one sip.

298
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,173
Oh, well, then some cheap‐ass
gave you a half bottle of vodka.

299
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,841
Come on, Becky.

300
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,761
Trainwreck
recognizes trainwreck.

301
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,806
Unless you always sleep in
your clothes with your shoes on.

302
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,516
Okay, trainwreck.

303
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,184
So you've never been
so exhausted

304
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,560
that you fell asleep
in your clothes?

305
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,728
Hey, it's okay,
Aunt Becky.

306
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,938
You don't need to be
embarrassed.

307
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,065
We all want to help you.
I don't need your help.

308
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:57,318
Especially not from a half‐assed
life coach and a weed dealer.

309
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,778
Okay. Not true.

310
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,197
You do if you need weed.
Come on.

311
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,701
Becky,
you have a problem.

312
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,121
The only problem I have
is my baby is sick

313
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,540
and you are keeping me
from taking her to urgent care.

314
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,916
I know you're looking
for these,

315
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,418
and there's
no way in hell

316
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,336
you're driving that child
anywhere right now.

317
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,839
You fall asleep drunk,
you wake up drunk.

318
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,132
Harris, give me the keys
to your car.

319
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,508
I can't do that.
Yes, you can.

320
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,176
No, I can't.
I gave them to Aunt Jackie

321
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,345
because I know
you can take me.

322
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,180
Dammit, Jackie,
give me the keys!

323
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,724
Harris,
get out of the room.

324
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,436
Becky...

325
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,771
don't start none,
won't be none.

326
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,608
Aah! Aah!

327
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,693
That hurts!

328
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,486
That's why it works.

329
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,160
Whoa, whoa. That's enough,
that's enough. Cool your jets.

330
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,870
Jackie won't let me have the
baby because I had a sip ‐‐

331
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,039
a sip ‐‐ of vodka
before I went to bed.

332
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,415
It was more than a sip.

333
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,625
And you had a glass of wine
the other night.

334
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,879
No one conjured you up,
Sabrina!

335
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,798
And so what if I did?
I can handle it.

336
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,216
Some people
can have a problem

337
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,552
and then find out
they can keep it under control.

338
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,512
I don't think that's
the case with you, Becky.

339
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,223
I am one of those people,
and I am a great mom!

340
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,100
So back off!
Okay!

341
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,853
I wasn't gonna tell you this,
but now I'm gonna have to.

342
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,105
When I went downstairs
and found you passed out,

343
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,691
Beverly Rose
had rolled off your bed,

344
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,110
and she was stuck between
the bed and the wall,

345
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,321
and she couldn't breathe!

346
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,948
And thank God
I went down there when I did.

347
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,996
[ Voice breaking ]
Oh, my God.

348
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,372
[ Sniffles ]

349
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,084
I could've killed her.

350
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,127
Okay, that was a lie.
She was in her crib.

351
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,506
What?!
But you didn't know that

352
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,382
because you were
blackout drunk,

353
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,134
and maybe next time,
you don't put her in the crib,

354
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,095
and then something even worse
happens.

355
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,889
Geez, Jackie,
give me a heads up next time

356
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,140
so I don't have
a heart attack.

357
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,520
You need to deal with this,
Beck.

358
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,313
Okay.

359
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,024
I'll go cold turkey.
I've done it before.

360
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,027
You can't do this
by yourself.

361
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,654
You need to go somewhere.

362
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,493
Okay, I'll go.

363
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,828
Now can I see my baby?

364
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,121
I'll go get her.

365
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,874
I'll start looking
for rehabs.

366
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,210
I don't know how we're
going to afford that.

367
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,380
Don't worry.

368
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,798
It won't be nice.

369
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,299
♪♪

370
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,300
[ Door opens ]

371
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,302
Hey.
Hey.

372
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,637
You might want to get Harris
a lawyer.

373
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,181
She stole a sports car
and left it in your driveway.

374
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,267
Oh.
Yeah, that's my rental.

375
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,518
I can't return it
right now

376
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,478
'cause the police
have my license.

377
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,564
Let's talk about that
later.

378
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,607
Looking forward to it.

379
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,650
Oh.

380
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,943
How you doing?

381
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,237
Uh, I‐I'm okay now.

382
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,072
I was feeling
a little lost before,

383
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,951
but then I found out
that Molly left me this.

384
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,287
What is it?

385
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:58,040
Two first‐class tickets
to Hawaii.

386
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,792
We were supposed to go,

387
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,087
but then when she realized
she wasn't gonna make it,

388
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,173
she transferred hers
to your name

389
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,841
so that you and I
could go.

390
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:11,596
Wait. You and Molly
were going to Hawaii?

391
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,972
I know.

392
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,557
Crazy, right?
So not me.

393
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,267
You ‐‐ You gotta laugh.

394
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:21,564
But now she's gone,
so it's you and me.

395
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,857
Yeah, wow.

396
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,360
That is just...
so incredibly generous of her.

397
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,029
Why would she do that?

398
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:31,407
Well, she knew
we were having a hard time

399
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,242
not living together
and everything,

400
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,703
and I guess she probably
figured a few days in Hawaii

401
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,206
would really help us
reconnect.

402
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,832
And we're about to get
Becky's baby,

403
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,876
so we need a babymoon.

404
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,879
You know, when I call you
and ask what's going on,

405
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,840
you've gotta stop saying,
"Nothing much."

406
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,508
Becky's going to rehab.

407
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,636
Oh, man.
That's tough.

408
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,179
I know.

409
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,474
But we can talk about
all this in Hawaii!

410
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,435
Look, I would really love
to go,

411
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,104
but if you've got
two first‐class tickets,

412
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,606
we should be cashing
those in,

413
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,025
and we should be putting
that money to better use.

414
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,319
No. You know
what the best use is?

415
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,820
Having fun.

416
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,239
Life is short.

417
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,949
And when are we ever
gonna get a chance

418
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,575
to do
something like this again?

419
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,203
[ Sighs ] If we put that money
towards your dad's bills,

420
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,329
we could move in together
sooner.

421
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,918
I need this.

422
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,295
Hey, we all wanna have fun
right now,

423
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,257
but, look, I am living in
the back of a hardware store,

424
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,509
and you're sleeping
in your childhood bedroom.

425
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,469
There's just more important
things to do here.

426
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,680
More important than
what I'm telling you

427
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,681
that I need from you
right now?

428
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,558
It's four days.

429
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,936
It's thousands of dollars
that we could really use.

430
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,482
I want to live with you.

431
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,900
That's my priority.

432
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,318
What's yours?

433
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,072
You know it's mine, too.

434
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,660
Fine.
I'll sell the tickets.

435
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,458
Hey, look,
we'll get there someday.

436
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,420
Hey, but right now, this is
the best thing for us.

437
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,130
Mm‐hmm.

438
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,884
Alright, will you return
the car for me, please?

439
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,636
Yeah, sure.

440
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,848
[ Sighs ]

441
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,225
Do I have 'til midnight?

442
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,520
Yeah. Just don't drag race
any crazy teenagers.

443
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,272
Oh, okay.

444
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,190
Now the license thing
makes sense.

445
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,110
[ Door closes ]

446
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,580
Hi. Um, I'm calling 'cause
I'm looking to get a refund

447
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:47,501
on two first‐class tickets
from Chicago to Hawaii.

448
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,961
Sure. Uh‐huh.

449
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,588
You can put me on hold.

450
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,467
[ Hawaiian music playing ]
[ Sighs ]

451
00:18:54,467 --> 00:19:03,351
♪♪

452
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,727
Hm.

453
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,312
Representative:
Thank you for holding.

454
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,732
I'll just need the ticket number
for your refund.

455
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,692
You know what?
I changed my mind.

456
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,235
Can you put me
back on hold?

457
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,695
Certainly.

458
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,155
[ Hawaiian music playing ]

459
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,199
[ Sighs ]

460
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:22,036
♪♪

461
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,288
[ Exhales deeply ]

462
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,291
♪♪

463
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,042
Ooh.

464
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,296
Wow.
I had no idea how pricy

465
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,757
even these cheap rehab places
are.

466
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,841
That's 'cause
some of them

467
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,760
are more like resorts
for the rich.

468
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,805
You get to hike.
You get to play tennis.

469
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,099
You know what sounds great
after a day like that?

470
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:43,974
A couple beers.

471
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,771
So, have you guys found
a place to lock me up?

472
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,107
Not yet. The cheap ones
are all booked up.

473
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,401
There's not a bed
for 100 miles.

474
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,737
It's not quite rehab,
but there's a work camp here,

475
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,656
and you come out of it knowing
how to fight forest fires.

476
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,450
What about
these religious ones?

477
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,411
They actually look
pretty good.

478
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,705
And some of them have breaks
for single moms.

479
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,249
This Jewish one
is offering a discount.

480
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,709
Can I say that?
Is that offensive?

481
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,253
No, no.
All businesses have discounts.

482
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,963
It's not just
a Jewish thing.

483
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,757
I can't get into a Jewish rehab.
I got tattoos.

484
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,218
No, that's not rehab.
That's a graveyard.

485
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,928
But how do I even get in?

486
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,139
Don't I need someone Jewish
to vouch for me?

487
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,349
I don't even know if there's
a synagogue in Lanford.

488
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,892
I think there's a deli,
though.

489
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,269
Oh, is that offensive?

490
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,729
It's a delicatessen.

491
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,939
It's a restaurant with food that
Jewish people happen to like.

492
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,399
It's not offensive.

493
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,443
It says here they take
all denominations.

494
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,903
We can tell them
we're a denomination.

495
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,780
What's that one
with the snakes?

496
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,782
What do you think, Becky?

497
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:42,783
You ready to do this?

498
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,827
I say...

499
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,121
looks like shalom, rehab.

500
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,539
Now, that might be offensive.

501
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,124
We should ask next time
we're at the deli.

502
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,342
Like I said,
you gotta live

503
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,094
every minute
like it's your last.

504
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,806
There's no way I'm going to
my grave without a tattoo.

505
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,558
I've got some lidocaine.
You want me to use that?

506
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,935
No. I just wish
you could do it old school.

507
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,645
You know?
Stick and a poke.

508
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,148
BIC pen and a knife.

509
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,025
Okay, maybe just a touch.

510
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,027
Oh, God! That's cold!

511
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,445
Oh, my God!

512
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:23,532
What kind of sadist
does that to another person?!

513
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,743
My God, I can't feel
my shoulder!

514
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:26,494
[ Gasps ]