1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,305 ** 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,606 Ahh. 3 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:08,442 I got a great floor plan for my new house 4 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,710 from this plan store. 5 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:13,081 Take a look. This is really nice. 6 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,749 Well, the plan uses the square footage pretty well. 7 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,885 I know. And... 8 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,019 [ Drawer opens, closes ] 9 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:22,556 ...I want to put a finished basement right here. 10 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:23,957 Uh, no way. 11 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:25,793 You and I get in a fight, next thing I know, 12 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,828 you're locking me down there with Beverly Rose 13 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,164 and I'm tapping on the pipes for help. 14 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,532 No, it's for Mark. 15 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,401 He's getting older now, and I want him to have a place 16 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,635 where he can hang out with his friends 17 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,104 and play video games and stuff. 18 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,572 Mm-hmm. My house had a basement growing up. 19 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,808 I don't really remember playing video games so much, 20 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:43,844 but I do remember my pants being off a lot. 21 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,914 Just because you couldn't keep your hands off yourself 22 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,882 doesn't mean that I shouldn't get a basement. 23 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,552 Just remember, basements flood, 24 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:53,687 especially when your tenant down there 25 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,823 lets her bathtub overflow. 26 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,359 I needed the water to put out the fire I caused 27 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,528 by leaving my curling iron on the bathmat. 28 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,763 You're welcome! 29 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,633 Hey, don't finish the basement, just seal it. 30 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,034 That makes more sense. 31 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,636 I think I'll decide what makes sense. 32 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,771 Just like you decided that your face 33 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,940 should be more wolf pelt than face. 34 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:14,842 Whoa. I'm trying to help. 35 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,277 Why do you keep jumping on me? 36 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,979 Because you keep telling me what to do with my house. 37 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,981 Let's have a code, okay? 38 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,116 When I want your opinion, 39 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,152 I will use these special words -- 40 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,454 "Ben, I will probably do the opposite, 41 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,888 but what do you think?" 42 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,391 If you want to help somebody, help me. 43 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:33,861 There's only one bedroom that has its own bathroom. 44 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,863 I need a private bathroom too. 45 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,766 Well, you've just knocked out all the load-bearing walls, 46 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,434 so you'll be bathing while the dogs 47 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,536 are trying to sniff you out of the rubble. 48 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:45,873 Hey, your primary bathroom doesn't even have two sinks. 49 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:49,443 People want two sinks, you know, for resale value. 50 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,079 Here you go with your mansplaining again. 51 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,114 I don't care about resale value. 52 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:55,983 I'm going to live here for the rest of my life, 53 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,651 and I only need one sink. 54 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,019 Now, if that's a problem, 55 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:02,523 just get me everything at cost and go on your way... 56 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,225 until I need you to come back and build it. 57 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,526 But then, on your way. 58 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,432 -- Captions by VITAC -- 59 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:19,307 ** 60 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:27,215 ** 61 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:35,055 ** 62 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:43,030 ** 63 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,602 Hey, guys? Come here, I want to show you something. 64 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,806 Please? It's really important to me. 65 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,278 Uh, hey, a delivery van full of fried chicken 66 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,480 just broke down in front of the house. 67 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,551 Tricked you vultures into caring about me again. 68 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,053 Oh, that is so sad. 69 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:08,489 He didn't have any friends so he built one. 70 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,692 It's not a friend, it's a contrabassoon. 71 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,261 Check it out. 72 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,928 [ Sour note plays ] 73 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,931 I know. 74 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,868 I thought I could teach myself with free lessons online, 75 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:24,572 but do you guys have any idea where I can find a teacher? 76 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,173 I-I've gotta make the school orchestra 77 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,409 to even have a chance of getting a college scholarship. 78 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,943 Wait a minute. You guys remember 79 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,745 my mom's old boyfriend, Lou? 80 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,582 He was a virtuoso on a few different instruments. 81 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,484 And if I'm remembering correctly, 82 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:39,687 one of them was the contrabassoon. 83 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,423 Actually, nothing else sounds like contrabassoon, 84 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,857 so it had to be that. 85 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,359 That's great. 86 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:46,760 Do you know how to get in touch with him? 87 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:49,263 Um, somebody just has to call Bev 88 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,798 and see if she's still got his number, 89 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,434 and since we all hate her and you don't hate her yet, 90 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,469 it's gonna be you, Mark. 91 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,538 Fine. 92 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,640 Hi, Grandma Bev. It's Mark. 93 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:02,009 Yeah, Aunt Jackie said your old boyfriend, Lou, 94 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,877 played the contrabassoon. 95 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:07,348 Y-Yes, yeah, she's still dating a much younger man, 96 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,450 and, no, I don't know what's wrong with him. [ Sighs ] 97 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:12,320 I'm really just trying to find a contrabassoon teacher. 98 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,887 Uh, okay. 99 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,122 Lou Vitore? 100 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:16,924 Do -- Do you have his number? 101 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:20,093 Okay. Alright. 102 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:22,363 Alright, okay. Thank you. 103 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,465 What's that? Oh, you want to talk to Aunt Jackie? 104 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,934 Um, she's busy right now, 105 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,002 but she says she loves you 106 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:32,773 and can't wait to come over and give you a nice sponge bath. 107 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,342 [ Whispers ] What?! 108 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,344 Just kidding, she already hung up. 109 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,145 Oh, Mark. 110 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:42,350 Oh, uh, you have to push the red button, Grandma. 111 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,418 Okay. 112 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,187 Alright, I'll -- I'll tell her you still want the sponge bath. 113 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,558 I played a joke and then life played a joke. 114 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:54,127 ** 115 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,963 It's weird. You've got a pizza oven, 116 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,165 but I never see people eat pizza in here. 117 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,534 You're about to find out why. 118 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,710 Hey, it's delicious. 119 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,178 Finally! 120 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:15,248 Whatever was living in the oven, you can't taste it anymore! 121 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:20,621 Okay, so I estimated materials 122 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,823 based on the changes you guys wanted. 123 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,625 Would you mind giving these to Darlene? 124 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,960 Why don't we find a third party 125 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,262 since neither of us really like being in her presence? 126 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,498 [ Chuckles ] Right? 127 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,099 You saw how she bites my head off 128 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:34,001 every time I bring something up about the house. 129 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,569 I mean, I-I don't know what her problem is. 130 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,004 I'm offering her everything at cost. 131 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,872 I'm doing all this work for free. 132 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:43,010 Huh, I bet you wish she moved to Rockford now. 133 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,177 No. 134 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:46,647 I didn't want her to move away. 135 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,382 Really? 136 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,584 You would've missed her if she moved away? 137 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:53,120 Well, you know, 138 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:56,557 the devil you know, you know? 139 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,158 That's a lot of "you knows." 140 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,327 Yeah, I know. 141 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,164 So, she bites your head off every time you say something, 142 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,233 but you keep coming over, 143 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,636 and you're making this big push for two sinks. 144 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,804 Who would use that second sink, Ben? 145 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,606 No, it's not for anyone. 146 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,008 It's for resale value. 147 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,277 I mean, it could be for someone who loves her 148 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,612 and wants to live with her, 149 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:21,749 like someone who has a railroad spike through their head 150 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,217 and can no longer feel dignity. 151 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:27,488 Thou doth protest too much me thinks. 152 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,657 Me is in college. 153 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,859 Look. It's real clear 154 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,463 Darlene has decided she's gonna have a one-sink life. 155 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,297 I don't even know why we're talking about this. 156 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,267 Because at the end of the day, 157 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,771 I'm really just a basic bitch who loves hot goss. 158 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:46,073 Alright. 159 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:49,209 You want me to tell you how I really feel about Darlene? 160 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,879 Yeah. 161 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:55,649 [ Whispers ] Her sister's a huge pain in the ass. 162 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,951 Okay. 163 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:01,088 Eat your rat pizza and hit the bricks. 164 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,423 [ Laughs ] 165 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:05,893 Whatcha doin'? 166 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,861 I gotta hurry up and get ready for my lesson. 167 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,598 Last time, I was like a minute late and Lou got upset. 168 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,433 He says artistry's lost one minute at a time. 169 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,836 [ Scoffs ] He sounds like a hard-ass. 170 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,270 Don't let him make you anxious. 171 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,506 [ Knock on door ] 172 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:21,208 Do not make any contrabassoon jokes in front of Lou. 173 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:24,144 [ Gasps ] I just can't stop them! 174 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:27,648 I'll write them down, and you can hear all about them later. 175 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,950 Hiya, Lou, come on in. 176 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,085 I'm Dan, Mark's grandpa. Oh. 177 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,954 Good to meet you. 178 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,524 I'm Caleb's grandpa. 179 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,291 We don't need to know that, either. 180 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:41,194 Well, here's something you might want to know -- 181 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,730 I'm a musician, too. 182 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:43,831 Harmonica. 183 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,733 Harmonica? 184 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,367 It's not an instrument. 185 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:51,672 It's a toy you find in a cereal box. 186 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,174 Well, Bob Dylan may not agree with you, 187 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:57,545 but unfortunately you're here, Bob's not. 188 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,480 I'm almost finished warming up. 189 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:03,517 Warm up on your own time, not my time. 190 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,620 How long did you practice last night? 191 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,689 Uh, two hours. 192 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:11,091 Two hours i-isn't going to cut it. 193 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,527 If you want to learn the contrabassoon, 194 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:16,764 plan on four hours a night. 195 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:17,798 Yes, sir. 196 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,299 I'll practice for as long as I have to 197 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,401 if it's gonna get me a scholarship to college. 198 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,103 What? 199 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:26,406 You don't learn the contrabassoon to go to college, 200 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,141 you learn the contrabassoon 201 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:32,045 because you love the contrabassoon. 202 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,847 Can I do both? 203 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:36,049 Apparently you can't do either. 204 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,954 This instrument demands sacrifice -- 205 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:44,792 your time, your family, your friends, your lovers. 206 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:49,963 Your new lover... 207 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:53,701 is the contrabassoon. 208 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,204 Are you ready for that, Mark? 209 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,306 I-I-I'm ready for that. 210 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,642 I -- Look around, I'm dying to give all this up. 211 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,644 Then play with that passion. 212 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:07,114 Major scale, now. 213 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,817 [ Plays sour notes ] 214 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,385 Wrong. 215 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,621 Again. 216 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,123 [ Plays sour notes ] 217 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,357 Wrong! 218 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,392 What's wrong with you? 219 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:22,596 I've seen a chicken play a piano. 220 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,932 Are you even trying? 221 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,300 What the hell's the matter with this guy? 222 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,936 It's only the kid's second lesson. 223 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,604 Why does he have to ride him like that? 224 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,972 You played football in high school. 225 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,273 Didn't your coaches ride you? 226 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,375 Oh, yeah, I saw some practices 227 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,145 where the coach called him dumbass or "crap for brains"... 228 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,313 Yeah, but -- ...numbnuts, 229 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,415 butt-picking mouth-breather, and, uh... 230 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,717 She gets the idea. 231 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,152 No, please, go on. 232 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,487 ...Cry Baby Conner, Ding-Dong Danny, 233 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,922 Dumber Than a Bag of Doorknobs. 234 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,824 Stop! 235 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,593 I'm gonna talk to this guy before the next lesson. 236 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,295 Mark's not built like me. 237 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:59,099 I can let this stuff roll off, he takes things personal. 238 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,170 And don't ever call me Ding-Dong Danny again. 239 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,641 Hey, what're you doing? 240 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,209 Oh, I'm just wrapping up some stuff 241 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,012 I want to save from the house before we knock it down. 242 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,982 Are any of those urns unoccupied? 243 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:18,285 They'd make really cool-looking cookie jars. 244 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,053 This is from Ben. 245 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,588 Why didn't he just bring it to me? 246 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,323 Because you keep attacking him 247 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,559 like that psychotic rabbit from the Monty Python movie. 248 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,395 No, I didn't attack him. 249 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:31,999 Maybe he felt attacked because he's so stupid and patriarchal. 250 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,134 I don't know about patriarchal, 251 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,903 but he is definitely stupid 252 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,138 because he still has feelings for you. 253 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,140 [ Scoffs ] What are you talking about? 254 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,508 When he dropped these off, 255 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,444 he kind of said he'd miss you if you moved to Rockford. 256 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,179 And the way he's pushing the whole two sinks thing -- 257 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,415 Just stop, okay? I don't know why you think 258 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,750 you should be reading something into this. 259 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,418 Ben has made it very clear, 260 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,286 over and over again, that we're done. 261 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,990 He thinks the same thing about you. 262 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,692 What if you guys aren't done? 263 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:01,528 No, we are, and I cannot go through this again, okay? 264 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,230 I've finally gotten to a place 265 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:07,134 where I am okay with living by myself with one sink. 266 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,401 Leave it alone, Becky. 267 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,037 Okay. Sorry. 268 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,072 I just thought you'd want to know, 269 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,406 because you'll be out of luck 270 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,942 once scientists figure out a cure 271 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,310 for whatever it is that makes Ben like you. 272 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:25,919 [ Knock on door ] [ Grunts ] 273 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,757 [ Television shuts off ] 274 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,661 Well, look who it is. 275 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,196 Harmonica boy. 276 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,931 [ Chuckles ] 277 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,534 Look, Lou, 278 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,371 I need to talk to you before Mark comes down. 279 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,774 I caught some of your lesson yesterday... Mm-hmm. 280 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,476 ...I'd appreciate it if you'd lighten up on the boy. 281 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,145 [ Chuckles ] Well, I'm not taking notes from you, 282 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,214 Ding-Dong Danny. 283 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,185 Yes, I heard you in the kitchen. 284 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,053 Mark's a sweet kid. 285 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,889 He tries hard. 286 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,624 There's no sense in treating him like a rented mule. 287 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:08,295 Thank you for your home-spun wisdom. 288 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,931 Now, if you're done, 289 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,600 get the boy down here 290 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,770 and move aside. 291 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,106 I'm not done because you're not getting it. 292 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,607 So let me put it this way -- 293 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,911 if I ever hear you yelling at him like that again, 294 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,278 it'll be the last time. 295 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,948 My daughter's got a house with a crematorium, 296 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:31,718 and I'm just itching to fire that thing up. 297 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:38,258 So, if I don't change the way I teach, 298 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,094 you'll kill me 299 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,630 and burn my body? 300 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,432 You're taking that very literally, 301 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:50,570 but...yeah, something bad will happen to you. 302 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,704 You know what? 303 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,641 It's not worth what you pay me 304 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,244 to try to bring culture to you people. 305 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,747 You can go back to playing washboards 306 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,784 and your moonshine jugs. 307 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,087 Good day, sir. 308 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,365 I, uh, thought I heard Lou. Where is he? 309 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,033 Uh, he just left. 310 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,402 I told him I didn't like the way he was treating you, 311 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:25,172 and he totally overreacted. 312 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,439 What did you say? 313 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,740 Nothing. 314 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:30,777 I simply asked him to respect you, 315 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,013 and I might've made a joke about burning him alive. 316 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,949 Maybe he took that the wrong way, I don't know. 317 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,784 Damn it, Grandpa! 318 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,953 He was my last hope to get into college. 319 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,321 You're ruining my life. 320 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,555 I was defending you. 321 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,591 I can handle anything he throws at me, 322 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,260 because that's what I need to do to get where I want to go. 323 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,828 You need to fix this. 324 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,064 Fine. 325 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,799 I'll go talk to Lou. 326 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,467 And don't come back without him. 327 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,604 The contrabassoon has made you hard. 328 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,676 I could've done this by myself. 329 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,012 [ Sighs ] What are we even looking for? 330 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,247 Well, depending on what kind of shape 331 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,449 the stones from the chimney are in, 332 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,885 we can save them during the demo and use them inside. 333 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,921 I think they'd make a great accent wall. 334 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,855 Well, I don't even know if I want those stones. 335 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,390 This was a funeral home. 336 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,927 A lot of people have wafted up through that chimney. 337 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,996 No, no, no, t-this one comes from the family room fireplace. 338 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:26,366 That one's the one that the souls come out. 339 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:32,572 Wow. [ Chuckles ] You can see everything from up here. 340 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,042 Look at all the seagulls circling the dump. 341 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,576 Pretty. 342 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,678 Well, hey, hey. 343 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,413 This is why I came up here, okay? 344 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,649 You gotta be careful where you're stepping, okay? 345 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,118 This roof has some wood rot underneath, 346 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,519 and it's a little soft in places. 347 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,355 Yeah, I'll be fine. 348 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,390 I know since I'm saying it, 349 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,259 your first instinct is to ignore it, 350 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,727 but trust me, wood rot is no joke. 351 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,464 Yeah, wood rot is so complicated that a woman like me 352 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,599 couldn't possibly figure it out by herself. 353 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,635 Look, I'm not worried. I weigh less than a sandwich. 354 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,306 Oh, God. Why are you so hard to deal with? 355 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:09,276 I am not threatening your precious independence 356 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,678 by helping you build a decent house. 357 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,580 Why are you mocking my independence? 358 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,016 I went through hell learning to be okay on my own, 359 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,918 and especially because you were a part of that, 360 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,988 I would think you could stop making fun of it. 361 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,222 Oh, don't try to blame me 362 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,823 for the fact that we didn't work out. 363 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,825 I think we both had a hand in that. 364 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,194 Yes, okay, I admit it. 365 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,661 I made mistakes, but you know what? 366 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,264 I'm a different person now, and I'm trying to move on. 367 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,800 So just back off and let me have my one sink. 368 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,068 Fine! Fine. 369 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,736 I hope you're so happy 370 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,672 in your ridiculous one-sink house that you never leave, 371 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,409 and the rest of the human race can live in peace! 372 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,943 Oh, I will be happy, 373 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,446 because there won't be anybody telling me what to do 374 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,416 or where on my own roof I can step. 375 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,318 You know what? 376 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,620 Maybe I'll just do a little dance right here. 377 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,023 [ Laughs mockingly ] 378 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,758 Or here! * Dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun, dun * 379 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,093 Or here! 380 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,334 Darlene! 381 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,204 Are you okay? 382 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:14,474 No, I just fell through a house. 383 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,157 What was that for? 384 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,060 I'm just so happy you're not dead. 385 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,396 That didn't feel like a thanks-for-being-alive kiss, 386 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,831 but I-I liked it. 387 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,472 [ Winces ] 388 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,773 Yeah, I gotta be honest, 389 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,042 I'm tasting a little blood there. 390 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,411 Um, I think we should really, 391 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,080 uh, get you to the emergency room, okay? 392 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,214 Yeah, probably a good idea. 393 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,515 Alright. Slow, slow, slow. 394 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,749 [ Groaning ] Ow, ow, ow. 395 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:57,984 It's okay. I got you, I got you. 396 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,387 [ Groaning ] 397 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,989 Oh, okay. Here, here, here. 398 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,157 [ Grunts ] 399 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,458 Okay. 400 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,527 [ Both breathing heavily ] 401 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,862 Lighter than a sandwich, my ass. 402 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:15,102 ** 403 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,569 What do you want? 404 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,471 I came to apologize. 405 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,707 You mind if I come in and talk to you? 406 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,243 Fine. 407 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,115 You got a lot going on here. [ Door closes ] 408 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,017 Did you really play with the Boston Pops? 409 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,919 Oh, I played with the Pops. 410 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,122 I played with Bernstein. 411 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,490 I played with the Chicago Symphony. 412 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,292 Are you on any of these records? 413 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,793 All of them. 414 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:45,565 This is my legacy! 415 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,401 Look, uh... 416 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,070 I shouldn't have spoken to you the way that I did. 417 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:54,807 I'm very protective of my grandson. 418 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,777 That's not why I walked out. 419 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,612 You want to know why I really walked out? 420 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,349 Because I made a lighthearted jab about cremating you? 421 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,983 Oh, no, no. 422 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,085 Because I realized 423 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,955 with the amount of time that boy has 424 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,358 to master that instrument, 425 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,527 I'd have to drive him so hard I'd break him. 426 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,229 You don't have to worry about that, Lou. 427 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,498 The kid will do anything to go to college 428 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,699 and make his life better. 429 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,301 He took amphetamines. 430 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,704 He hustled rich kids by selling them illegal essays. 431 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,339 That's terrible, 432 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:30,377 but clearly, he has the soul of a musician. 433 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,212 So help him. 434 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,514 He'll kill himself to rise to your standards. 435 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,417 And if you're as good a teacher as you say you are, 436 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,619 he'll make you proud. 437 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,888 I'll do it. 438 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:46,025 I'm one of the best contrabassoon teachers there is. 439 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,960 Then again, there's only three of us. 440 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,863 ** 441 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,433 Hey. Woman on PA: Dr. Baker to pediatrics, please. 442 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,202 For you. 443 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,604 Aww, this is so sweet. 444 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,473 Yeah, 50 bucks in the hospital gift shop. 445 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,542 Take it back. 446 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:08,080 I just gotta do one thing first. 447 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,651 [ Sighs ] 448 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,889 What are you doing? 449 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,127 I'm proposing. 450 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,398 Will you marry me? 451 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,034 Where's this coming from? 452 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,939 Well, when you fell through the roof, 453 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,541 I thought I lost you, 454 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,309 and then all that stuff about, 455 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,978 you know, who did what to who in the relationship 456 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,548 just became meaningless. 457 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,884 And just to be clear, it was what you did to me, 458 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,186 but I don't care about that anymore. 459 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,223 You're -- You're not gonna change your mind, right? 460 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,625 'Cause I couldn't handle that. 461 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:56,195 Give me total amnesty for everything I ever did. 462 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,265 Okay, yeah. 463 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,534 The lying and the cheating and everything -- 464 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,670 you're forgiven. 465 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,740 I just want us to spend the rest of our lives together. 466 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,742 [ Scoffs ] 467 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,645 This is impossible. 468 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,748 I-I can't believe this is happening. 469 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,518 Don't marry me just 'cause you want a sink. 470 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,922 I don't know how else to get one. 471 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,231 I love you. 472 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,567 I love you, too. 473 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:38,104 Then answer the damn question 'cause I'm not asking again. 474 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,307 [ Laughs ] Yes. Yes, yes. 475 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,309 [ Both chuckle ] 476 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,612 Okay. 477 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,947 What are you doing? 478 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,817 Well, I gotta put this thing back on the bear 479 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:58,625 [ French accent ] Madames and monsieur, 480 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,428 tonight for your listening pleasure, 481 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,897 I present Mark, master of the contrabassoon. 482 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,933 -Ooh. -Whoo! 483 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,835 Now that I've had another lesson with Lou, 484 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,002 I wanted to play something 485 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,038 to thank my family for all your support, 486 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,840 especially my Grandpa Dan. 487 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,842 "Free Bird"! 488 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,879 [ Playing "Hot Cross Buns" ] 489 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:23,916 Mommy, is it supposed to sound like that? 490 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,118 God, I hope not.