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VAL: So, who's excited to go
to the CREEP show?

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(SIGHS)
VAL: You're gonna love it.

3
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I still don't understand
why we have to go to this.

4
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Oh, come on,
we get to go with MIFT,

5
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and there's nothing more fun
than a Convention for

6
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Resourceful Energy
Efficiency and Power.

7
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Really? 'Cause I...
I can think of
several things more fun.

8
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Watching paint dry,
for instance.
Ooh.

9
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TYLOR: Uh,
sitting in traffic...
(VAL GASPS)

10
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Sanitizing my
grandma's dentures...
Aw, Grandma T.

11
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Well, now you're gonna have
to add the CREEP show
to that list.

12
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I'm just... I'm not really
in the right headspace

13
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to go to some big
energy convention.

14
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Why is nothing working?

15
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Completely get
why you're upset...
(SCREAMING) Oh, no!

16
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...after that very public
oopsie at the football game

17
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that I promised myself
I'd never talk about again.

18
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Here I am, doing it!
No, no, no.

19
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(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)

20
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Yeah!
Whoa!

21
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Whoa! (GRUNTS)

22
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Ha-ha! Gotcha.

23
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You know what?
It's actually nice to be
down here again.

24
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In fact, I'll bet
our old MIFT crew
really misses us.

25
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I bet they're barely
functioning without us.

26
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(BANJO PLAYING)
ROGER:
<i>♪ Oh! Don't you worry</i>

27
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<i>♪ Don't you fret
For now you've got this gent</i>

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<i>♪ I'm the MIFT replacement ♪</i>

29
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Oh, I've never
known such joy.

30
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

31
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(VAL GASPS)
Cheers!

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Hello!
Sorry about the flash.
A bit of a documenter.

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I love photographing
all my new friends.
(GIGGLES)

34
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And, uh,
random strangers?

35
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Strangers no more.
Tylor, Val,

36
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this is our new MIFTer,
Roger Rogers.

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TYLOR: Uh, sorry,
Roger Rogers?
Roger that.

38
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(GASPS) Double T
and Double R. Double fun!

39
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He wrenched the nut
on his first try.

40
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With his teeth!

41
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What are teeth for,
if not chewing on things
made from metal? Mmm.

42
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Yeah, unlike
the last guy we had,

43
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Roger is actually useful.
He brought his own tools,

44
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and knows the difference
between positive pressure
and injection welding torches.

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(SCOFFS)
Doesn't everybody?

46
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Oh, it's CREEP o'clock.

47
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You better get your scales
and tails in gear.

48
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Oh, Rogie, your whimsical
melodies make me lose
track of time.

49
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But real quick, before we go,

50
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this is the key to Vendy,
the love of my life,

51
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and I don't know
what this key is, but I'm
too afraid to get rid of it.

52
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Oh, and here's
the master keys to
Monsters, Incorporated.

53
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(GASPS)
They will open any
door in this building,

54
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including the one
to your heart.

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Wowie! Well, thanks for
trusting me
to hold down the fort

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while the rest of you
are at the CREEP show
today, Uncle Fritz.

57
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(PANTING IN EXCITEMENT)
Uncle Fritz!

58
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You know, I've always
wanted an uncle-ish
father figure.

59
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Fa-fa-fa-fa
father figure!

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Roger Rogers. Does that name
sound completely made up,
or is it just me?

61
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Nah, it's just you.
I really like that name.

62
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It's easy to remember.
Roger Rogers. Roger Rogers.

63
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Oh, but if you don't like it,
I don't like it
as much as I said I did.

64
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All right, MIFTers,
time to finish loading up.

65
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Monsters, Incorporated
is going where?

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That's right!
To the CREEP show.
(ALL CHEERING AND WHOOPING)

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(GIGGLING) Well,
have fun CREEP-ing.

68
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Welcome
to the CREEP show.

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Where being a creep
is a good thing. (LAUGHS)

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Pardon me, coming through.
Duncan!

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Is that a model
of Monstropolis?
DUNCAN: To scale!

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Mother and I worked
all weekend on this beauty.

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The crown jewel of Mike
and Sulley's presentation.

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Or, as I like to call it,
MOMstropolis!

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MOMstropolis?
Yes. And like her,
it is extremely fragile.

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So no one touches it.
You hear me? No, no, no one!
Ho, ho. Oh! Ow!

77
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Smitty, help me
unload these canisters
for the big presentation.

78
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And please use all four
of your hands this time.

79
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Okey-doke. But my bottom hands
have a mind of their own.

80
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Or at least that's
what I tell the cops.

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(BUBBLING)

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ANNOUNCER: <i>Welcome to
the Convention for Resourceful
Energy Efficiency and Power.</i>

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MAN: <i>All right,
how's everybody doing
at the CREEP show?</i>

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WOMAN: <i>Energy from the sun.
Now, I know what you're
thinking. "That's crazy."</i>

85
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Wow!
(CHUCKLES) Better than
watching paint dry, huh?

86
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Take in the sights
and... (SNIFFS)

87
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smells of opportunity
and body odor.
It is so great to be back.

88
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Yeah, it is. And I'm going
to get twice as much swag
as last year.

89
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And I weigh it,
so I'll know.

90
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(CACKLING) Are you
a fan of the can?

91
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Mike Wazowski
and Monsters, Inc.
have arrived.

92
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Would you be so kind
as to direct us
to our usual booth?

93
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I'm sure it's in the center,
with all the other big shots.

94
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Big shots?
Yeah, mmm.

95
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Let's see. Monsters, Inc.

96
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Laugh energy. (CHUCKLES)
Yes, of course.

97
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You're with
alternative energy.

98
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Oh!

99
00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,846
"And Other
Hare-Brained Ideas"?

100
00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,976
Hmm... Well,
we're definitely not near
Scream Energy anymore.

101
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This can't be happening.

102
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There's been
an insulting mistake!

103
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Spinnergy exercise
energy makes you feel great.
(SPINNERS GRUNTING)

104
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And just 16 hours of exercise
a day powers your house
for an entire hour.

105
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Come on, girl.
Hop on the bikes.

106
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Hard pass.
I'd rather sit in the dark.

107
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But I would love this.

108
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Our booth's got to be
down here somewhere.

109
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(BURPING)
(DINGS)

110
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Huh. The guy said
60 and a half, right?

111
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(FARTS)
(CROWD LAUGHING)

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Wow.
VAL: Hmm, 58, 59...

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60 and a half?

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FRITZ: All right,
the booth may be small,

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but it's going to be
the biggest small booth ever.

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And would you look at that?
We've even got
a line waiting for us.

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I bet you're all here
to learn about the wonders
of Laugh Power.

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No. I'm in the line
for the bathroom.
(FLUSHING)

119
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Well, would you like
some reading material
while you're in there?

120
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You, uh,
you got anything longer?
Oh...

121
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FRITZ: Oh. Perfect.

122
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Yeah, perfectly inadequate.

123
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Looks like we got our work
cut out for us then.

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You're all set up
for Mike and I's big
Laugh Power presentation.

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Val? Tylor?
You're on booth duty.

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(GASPS) A day full of
talking to hundreds
of different strangers?

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Oh, my gosh, it's gonna
be the best day ever!

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Yeah, I don't, I'm so...
I just...

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I don't know if I'm
the best spokesmonster.

130
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Come on. You're the poster boy
of a former Scarer
becoming a jokester.

131
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(SIGHS) Yeah, but
when I tried to talk about it
at the football game,

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it didn't exactly go well.

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That's putting it mildly.

134
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I understand.
I'm a little nervous
about today myself.

135
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You get nervous?

136
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Ho, ho. Yep. But life is
a lot like the Laugh Floor.

137
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We can't stop going
through doors just because
one doesn't work out.

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You know?

139
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(SIGHS) I'll try.

140
00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,217
That's the
Monsters, Inc. spirit.

141
00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,678
Come on, Sulley.
It's time to schmooze
and kiss some butts.

142
00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,472
Well, hopefully,
our butts get kissed, too.

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You know,
metaphorically speaking.

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You feel better now?
Let's do this.
Well, uh...

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(GASPS) Oh, my gosh.

146
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Where did you get
that amazing necklace?

147
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Oh, this little thing?
It's from Tiff-a-sneeze,
of course.

148
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Oh! Well, why don't you take
a Monsters, Incorporated bag?

149
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It'll go great
with your necklace.

150
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Huh! Why, thank you.

151
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Now you try.
(SIGHS AND CLEARS THROAT)

152
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Pardon me, sir,
would you like a...

153
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Sorry, that's...
that's not what it's...
(BELCHES)

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Laugh Power is the future.
Ha-ha. Okay. Bye.

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Nowhere to go but up.

156
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(TOILET FLUSHING)

157
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Hi. Would you like
a Monsters, Incorporated
Laugh Power T-shirt?

158
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It was
mass-produced with love.

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Do you happen to have
a Stink-a-Mint?

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Actually, I do.

161
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Mmm. Thanks.

162
00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,816
Ho-ho!

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(LOUD STOMP)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

164
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Oh, no!
Here he comes! Run!

165
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Oh!

166
00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,860
(ROARS)

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Yummy, yummy, rargh!

168
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Take that!
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

169
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,743
Rargh, rargh. Now there'll
finally be parking.

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Take that, divorce court!
(ROARS)

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(GASPS) No, no,
come here, you!
Spit it out! Now!

172
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,542
Oi!

173
00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,003
NEEDLEMAN: Oh, sorry, Terry.

174
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,213
Playground's closed.

175
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,048
DUNCAN: Give me that.
Whoa.

176
00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,801
Oh, look at you.
I will fix you.

177
00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,596
I shall guard this city
with my life.

178
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:19,267
Grrr. Your life is small.
Like your
disproportionate wings.

179
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(SCREAMING)
Ooh, a paperweight.

180
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:25,940
(CLANGING)
This bag's getting heavy.

181
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,901
(SIGHS) Nobody wants
a brochure.

182
00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,821
(GASPS) Let's work together.
You stock them,
I'll pass them.

183
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,408
Ooh! These horns
are very handy.

184
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,536
Cool. Glad something
about me is useful.

185
00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:41,831
Hey! Are you one
of those jokesters?

186
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,209
Me? Oh, no, I'm just
a jokester assistant.

187
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,003
But Tylor over here,
he's the real jokester.
Heh-heh.

188
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,380
Oh, yeah, I know you.

189
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,008
You're the guy that tanked
at the MU homecoming game.
(LAUGHS)

190
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:56,471
He was hilarious.
I laughed so hard,
I needed my inhaler.

191
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,348
(ALL LAUGH)

192
00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,849
Hey, don't listen to them.

193
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,685
(SIGHS)
I'm gonna go for a walk.

194
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,898
(LAUGHTER)

195
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,403
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

196
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,368
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Oh! Nice one.

197
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:23,498
I am Alistair Clawbottom.

198
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:28,211
And we here at Scare Masters
have been scaring our way up

199
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,130
from the bottom
for over a century!

200
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,216
And this newfangled
Laugh Power

201
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,385
is an affront
to our monster nature.

202
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,637
(CROWD GASPS)
It's all malarkey, I say.

203
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,765
Ma-larkey!
CROWD: Yeah!

204
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,643
Scream calendars,
calendars for the New Year.

205
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,895
Features all
of our top Scarers.

206
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,399
Hey there, I'm Mr. April...
if you're wondering.

207
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,358
Hmm.

208
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,819
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

209
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,368
The It's Later booth
was my favorite.

210
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:04,038
I got a Scare card signed
by Johnny Worthington.

211
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:07,166
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
<i>It all started long ago,</i>

212
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,836
<i>with a monster,
a scream and a dream.</i>

213
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,423
<i>A dream to make
human children's lives
a living nightmare.</i>

214
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,677
<i>Jack "The Fang" Worthington,
one of the pioneers
of Scream Energy,</i>

215
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,890
<i>founded FearCo,
a company powered by
the most frightening Scarers.</i>

216
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:25,351
<i>And now, the torch has been
passed to his son, Johnny,</i>

217
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,104
<i>who is leading FearCo
into the future.</i>

218
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,023
Okay, let's open the floor
to some questions.

219
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,232
CROWD: Johnny! Johnny!

220
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,234
Yeah. You there.
Four-eyes. Go ahead.

221
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,528
Do you really think
Laugh Power
is more efficient?

222
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:39,032
With all due respect
to Monsters, Inc.
and their energy,

223
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:43,244
I wanna make sure that
the good, hardworking citizens
of Monstropolis have power.

224
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,706
It's monsters like that
who keep this city running.

225
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,499
And we keep them running,

226
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,628
with reliable,
proven Scream Energy.

227
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,172
CROWD: Johnny! Johnny!
But I don't wanna
focus on what they're doing.

228
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,090
I wanna focus
on what we're doing.

229
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,676
FearCo is taking
what already works

230
00:11:58,676 --> 00:11:59,844
and is making it better.

231
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,264
Over this way, our scientists
will show you a glimpse

232
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:07,226
of our new Scream amplifier
that will change everything.

233
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,355
MONSTER: Ooh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
sorry, big guy.

234
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,564
Press only.

235
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,360
(SCREAMING) Argh!

236
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,529
MONSTER: Nice, man!
My ears are ringing.

237
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,906
You see that angle
I took in there?

238
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,658
Ha-ha-ha!

239
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,618
Yeah, easy as pie.

240
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:27,288
Ha-ha!
And by pi,
I mean 3.1415926.

241
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:31,292
Hey, look who decided
to come see how it's done.

242
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:35,922
Scaring was too hard,
so he had to quit
and become... a jester.

243
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,715
Jokester. I'm a jokester.

244
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,008
Oh, "I'm a jokester."

245
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,803
(ALL LAUGHING)
"I'm a jokester."

246
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,681
Scream king to court jester.

247
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,101
Good one, Evan.
Court jester.

248
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,937
(ALL LAUGHING)
Court jester!

249
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,146
Loser!

250
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:57,318
(ROARS)

251
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,495
(GLASS BREAKING)

252
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,132
Whoa! Give me three, man.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

253
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,384
Great job.
Thanks.

254
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:26,597
(ALL CHEERING)
TYLOR: Oh, oh, yeah, thanks.

255
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,515
Thank you.

256
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,684
Whoa.

257
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,354
Boo!
(SCREAMING)

258
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,690
ANNOUNCER: <i>Attention
all CREEPers!</i>

259
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,693
<i>The Monsters, Inc.
presentation on Laugh Power
will be starting momentarily.</i>

260
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,069
Oh, no, I'm gonna miss it.

261
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,363
MONSTER: Move over!

262
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,347
MIKE: Mike check, mike check.

263
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,349
Michael Wazowski takes checks.

264
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,186
Ooh! Is it hot in here?
It feels hot.

265
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,313
Says the guy covered in fur.

266
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,273
Since when were you nervous
about public speaking?

267
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,734
Well, normally,
it doesn't bother me,

268
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,570
but it's just this is our big
chance to show off Laugh Power
and I don't want to blow it.

269
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,155
Please don't start
shedding again.

270
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,115
(PANTING)

271
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,743
Oh, good.
It didn't start yet.

272
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,370
Aw. Did you come here
to bask in the glory

273
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,289
of my illustrious city model?

274
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,291
Oh, you mean the one
your mommy built?

275
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,043
I helped!
She let me hold the glue.

276
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:43,007
Okay, let's see here.
Please join me in giving

277
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:47,011
a very scary welcome
to Monsters, Inc.

278
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,931
(WEAK APPLAUSE)

279
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,183
MIKE: Thank you.

280
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,685
And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

281
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,146
Heh. Seems like
it's a good time to start.

282
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,232
Right, Sulley?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

283
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,358
Right, Sulley?

284
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,776
Ahem. That's me.

285
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,986
Thank you for coming
to our presentation.

286
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,365
And that concludes
our presentation.

287
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,324
Thank you for coming.

288
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,867
(GASPS)

289
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,036
I think these are
in the wrong order.

290
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,538
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

291
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,624
Good one, Sulley!
Classic notecard mix-em-up.

292
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,418
One of the many laugh
techniques we use
over at Monsters, Inc.

293
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,755
Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski,
senior co-president
and chief executive,

294
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,466
vice-deputy administrative
director of comedy
resources management.

295
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,426
Which is what it says
on my parking spot.

296
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,719
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

297
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:32,932
(CLEARS THROAT)

298
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,684
And this is...

299
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:39,605
Hmm? Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
I'm James P. Sullivan, CEO.

300
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,484
And we're here to give you
a little peek
at how great Laugh Power is.

301
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,486
Oh, hey,
they're using my canister.

302
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,947
(GAUGE FLICKERING)

303
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:53,035
Hey, Smitty, is it normal
for the gauge
to flicker like that?

304
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,288
I've never seen
a canister do that.

305
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,831
Ooh. Except that one time.

306
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,958
Oh, yeah, that one time.

307
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,126
What one time?

308
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,252
Well, one time...

309
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,587
That one time...

310
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,630
Before we switched over to
the new big laugh canisters.

311
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,049
Okay.
Someone didn't clean out

312
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,260
the old Scream
canisters properly...

313
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,888
Yeah, and some of it
got mixed in with Laugh Power.

314
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,055
Yeah, and?

315
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,308
Wait. Who's someone?
Do I know them?

316
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,934
And then what happened?

317
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,812
It did what
that canister is doing.
Yeah, right before...

318
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,397
Is "someone" me?

319
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,024
Yes, it's you. Okay.

320
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,443
What happened when you mixed
Laugh Power with Scream Power?

321
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:31,365
BOTH: Boom!
Oh, no. Hmm, huh...

322
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,783
MIKE: And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

323
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,245
Ladies and gentle monsters,

324
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,997
this is
a model of Monstropolis.

325
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,457
DUNCAN: To scale!

326
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,209
And we're gonna use it
to show you that Laugh Power

327
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,211
is 10 times more powerful
than Screams.

328
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,171
First, we'll show you what
a small amount

329
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,380
of Scream Power will do.

330
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:51,052
Push the button, Sulley.
Oh, right.

331
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,803
(BUBBLING)

332
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

333
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,853
(WEAK APPLAUSE)

334
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,649
And now we'll show you
what the exact same amount
of Laugh Power can do.

335
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,069
Hey, hey, hey, what do you
think you're doing?

336
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,946
We can't use
that laugh canister.

337
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,323
You keep your tiny hands
off of my MOMstropolis.

338
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,033
Why is everything
about your mother?

339
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,997
(BUBBLING FASTER)

340
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,712
(CROWD GASPING)

341
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,339
Oh, my.

342
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,507
Too bright.

343
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,051
(STRANGE NOISES AND BEEPS)

344
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,469
DUNCAN: You just can't
shove your way...

345
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,720
(DUNCAN EXCLAIMING)

346
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,138
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)

347
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,140
(DUNCAN SCREAMS)

348
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,142
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

349
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:44,188
We did just say you were
getting a peek at Laugh Power,
huh? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

350
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,067
(CLEARS THROAT)
Right, Sulley?

351
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,819
SULLEY: Um...

352
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,406
Um, um... Well...

353
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,074
(SIGHS) You know what?

354
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,534
Enough of this
rehearsed stuff.

355
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,036
Let's just have
a conversation.
Who's got questions?

356
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,539
CROWD: I do! I do!

357
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,834
Listen, you'll pay
for this, Tuskmon!

358
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,254
(SCREAMING) Oh, no!

359
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,009
Got you!
(CLANGING)

360
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,343
(CLANGING)

361
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,220
All right. What did I miss?

362
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,347
(SCREAMING)

363
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,314
Hey! Whoa! Rude!

364
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,608
(DUNCAN SCREAMING)

365
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,567
Sorry.

366
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,487
Hey, Tylor.
There you are. Wait up!
Where have you been?

367
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,114
I've been at the booth alone
this whole time.

368
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,741
(BUBBLING)
What was that noise?

369
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,743
Oh, um, tummy issues.

370
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,286
Is this because of
what that jerk said?

371
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,620
About seeing you
at the MU game?

372
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,872
MONSTER: Rude!

373
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,374
I'm a little busy
right now, Val.
Excuse you!

374
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,251
I have longer legs than you,
but you're really moving.

375
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,421
TYLOR: I... I just gotta
get rid of something bad
before it's too late.

376
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,381
(GLASS SHATTERING)
MONSTER: Watch it, buddy!

377
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,008
You know, when something's
really bothering me,

378
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,720
sometimes it builds up
inside of me in a really
bad way, grumbling to get out.

379
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,014
And I've found
the best thing to do

380
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,308
is to find safe space
to release the pressure.

381
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,310
(GASPS) The pressure!

382
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,562
That's it! I need
to release the pressure.

383
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,772
You're a genius, Val.

384
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,690
Good luck. I hope it all
comes out okay.

385
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,776
Excuse me.
Sorry, uh... Pardon me.

386
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:12,652
Coming through!

387
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,988
Too much power!
Too... too much power!

388
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,368
(SCREAMING)
I'm spinning out of control!

389
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:23,662
Too much power!
Oh!

390
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,247
(SCREAMING)
I'm too fit to die!

391
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,209
(GRUNTING)

392
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,294
(CLANGING)

393
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,880
Excuse me. Sorry.
Bathroom emergency.

394
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,256
Gotta empty the tank.
(LAUGHING)

395
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,176
No, no, no, no...

396
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:41,138
(CLANGING)
Oh, whoa...

397
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:44,558
Mmm, mmm, mmm. Nope.
TYLOR: Easy, big fella!
Easy!

398
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,103
(EXPLOSION)
Whoa! Whoa, boy!
Oh, boy!

399
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:50,898
(MECHANICAL LAUGHTER)
Ah. Oh! Oh! Aah!

400
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,108
(SQUEAKING)
Oh, there it is!
There it is.

401
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,484
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

402
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,736
Ahh! Whoo!

403
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,073
That was close. (CHUCKLES)
Don't go in there.

404
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,202
How's it going?

405
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,537
You, uh, enjoying
the CREEP show?

406
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,124
Whoo!

407
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,129
(CLEARS THROAT)

408
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,380
Uh...

409
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,093
Oh!

410
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,137
(CLANGING)

411
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,806
SULLEY: So...
(GASPS)

412
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:27,143
Everyone did great work today,
and lots of monsters
were really engaged.

413
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,563
Except Mike and Celia,
because someone has
commitment issues.

414
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,730
What are you, my mother?

415
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,317
(GASPS) Whoa!

416
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,362
Am I seeing stars
or are you just glowing?

417
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,740
Uh-huh.
That's all me, baby.

418
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,700
ANNOUNCER:
<i>Attention, CREEPers,</i>

419
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,744
<i>we will be closing
in 15 minutes.</i>

420
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,370
So, all better?

421
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,748
Huh? Oh. Yes, loads.

422
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,666
(SNICKERS) I let it all out.

423
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,961
Yeah, I heard.
Great day.

424
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,838
Great day!

425
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:03,888
Oops.
(SQUEAKS)

426
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,306
(JOHNNY CLEARS THROAT)

427
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:11,061
I have never seen a roar
break our Scare Simulator
like that.

428
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:14,106
Oh, yeah.
No, I am so sorry,
Mr. Worthington.

429
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,150
(CHUCKLING) Oh, no!
Don't apologize.

430
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,735
Turns out I was right
about your potential.

431
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,030
And remember, it's Johnny.

432
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,865
Stay in touch. Okay?

433
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,495
Hey, what's that?
(GASPS)

434
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,288
Oh, uh, it's... nothing.

435
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,748
But today was something.

436
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:31,916
I can't wait
to come back next year.

437
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,834
(SCOFFS) Please don't.