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(TV JINGLE PLAYING)

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Good morning,
Monstropolis.
I'm Jack.

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I'm Jill.
And welcome
to I Scream...

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JACK: You Scream!

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Today's top story
that we're screaming about,

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public support
for Laugh Power

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has risen
faster than Jill's
credit card debt.

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A dubious new MNN poll
shows that support has,

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much like Jack's
bald spot, grown.

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Now polling even
with Scream Power,

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it appears monsters
all across our great city

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are starting to get
behind Laugh Power.
I was right all along.

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Oh, please,
anything could
tip Monsters, Inc.

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back into the negative
and you know it.
MONSTER: Hey!

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Today, we'll take you
on an in-depth look
at the company itself.

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We'll have live
full access
to the facility

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and its "leaders",
James P. Sullivan
and Mike Wazowski.

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Hello, Monstropolis viewers.

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Welcome to
Monsters, Incorporated.

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Hello there, everybody!
It's great to be on TV again!

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Thanks for
the party, guys.

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I know I'll be
going in and out
of doors all day,

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but I promise
I will find time
to come down here

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and give
my MIFT family
a daily joke.

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And a hug!

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What would
Monsters, Inc. do

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without MIFT
supplying them with
their greatest Jokesters?

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Well, one of them,
at least.

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We'll still be working side
by side, even if we're not
technically partners anymore.

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Although, you know,
I do wonder who's gonna
be my new assistant?

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And get your donuts?
And pick you up
for work? And...

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Yeah, those things, too.

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MS. FLINT:
Val, don't forget.

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Drop by
Mr. Crummyham's
office

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to make it
paperwork official.

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I love Sneezecake!

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Mmm. My wife won't
let me have sugar at home.

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Please don't
tell her.

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Give me 20 bucks.
Twenty bucks?

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That's it! I quit!

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What?

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I quit trying to solve
this leaky canister issue.

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Come on,
I'd never throw away
my pension that easy.

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Canister issue?

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Don't you worry,
Ty-Ty.

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It's not an issue with
your incredibly well-designed,
extra-large canisters.

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It's more
a delightful misery.

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You mean "mystery?"
Yeah, that too.

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There's been
a few canisters
with faulty readings.

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Now, they show
that they're full,
but they're not.

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Someone is behind this.
(SNARLS)

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Hey, has anyone
seen Roger?

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ALL: Yeah, where is that guy?

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He said he wrote
a ballad for me.

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He called it The Ancient Rime
of the Jokester in E-minor.

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I'll sing you a song, Val.
As you know, I'm a pretty
good songsmith myself.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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♪ Val, Val, Val, Val, Val

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♪ Oh, Vally, Vally, Val
Val, Val-Val, Val! Val! ♪
(EXCLAIMS)

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What... Wait,
what's going on?

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Val-Val, Val!

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(GASPS)
Something's wrong!
On Laugh Floor F!

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(ALL GASP)

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CUTTER: You got to be
kidding me!

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(ALL EXCLAIM)

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Uh, huys? Jack and Jill
are gonna be here
any minute!

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We gotta
clean this up
before they see it.

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And air it on live TV.

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And then,
all of Monstropolis
won't believe

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in our ability to power
the city with laughs.

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And we'll all be out of a job!

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I can't go back
to living with my mother!

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Well, I quite enjoy it.

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Who could
have done this?

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Okay, there's no time.

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You get this
all cleaned up.
We're on it.

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I'll tell Mike and Sulley,
so they can stall
Jack and Jill.

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Missed a spot. Just a
little touch-up here.
(COUGHS)

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We hired you
for one job, Carter.

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Makeup-slash-hair-
slash-camera-slash-
sound-slash-assistant.

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Now, get it together!

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(GROANS)

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Yeah. Oh,
and we're back

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in five, four,
three, two...

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And we are live. Sulley,
what do you say to all
the doubters out there,

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like Jill,
who are super wrong?

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(CHUCKLES) Well,
I guess I'd humbly say,
you're forgiven.

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No, no, no.
There were
many doubters.

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The voyage to today's
redemption was stormy,
my friend.

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As I recall, on the darkest
night of my soul,
(EXCLAIMS)

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people mocking
Laugh Power
and me, personally.

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Mike.
But now everybody,

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it's time to show
your audience where all the
magic happens. Laugh Floor F.

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(STAMMERS) But there,
there's so many things they'd
like to see before that Mike.

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What are you talking about?

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The little things,
like this shiny floor
over here.

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Think about how employees
see themselves in this floor.

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Sulley,
you're embarrassing us.

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The last thing
you want to be on TV
is embarrassed.

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Too late, fools!
And we're walking...

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Hmm?

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Huh?

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Roger?
Okay. What do you think?

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Should we get started
over here?

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No time.
You gotta come with me.

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Operation,
Catch The Saboteur.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Hey!

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Hmm.

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Tuskmon.

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(PANTING) This paint! No,
it's all over my hands!

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Uh, we should really head back
and help the others clean.

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No, no, we need to find out
what he's up to. Come on.

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(SIGHS)

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(WHIMPERING)

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No!

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ROGER: Oh, no.
The red... The paint!

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Okay,
gotta do something.
Gotta do something.

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Come on, come on!
It won't come off.

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(GROANS AND SOBS)

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Won't come off!

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Oh, no!

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We literally caught him
red-handed.

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Uh, what's wrong
with having red hands?

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We gotta find out
what he's up to.

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Always taking pictures,
memorizing blueprints
for fun?

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And you know,
he's never actually said
where he's from.

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He's a private guy.
I respect that.

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What if he is
behind the whole
leaky canister thing?

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Hey, Mr. Crummyham.

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(EXCLAIMS)
I'm coming by your office.

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I can't wait to sign
that paperwork.

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These fell out
of the machine! Please don't
tell Mrs. Crummyham.

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Mmm, mmm-hmm.

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TYLOR: Val, come on!
Hey! Whoa!

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And if you keep looking up,
it's where most
of the lightbulbs are.

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What?
Mr. Sullivan!
Mr. Sullivan!

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You know that whole
canister thing?

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Well, I ran the numbers
at the Receiving Station

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and it's worse
than we thought.
(CLEARS THROAT)

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We got
a real prob... lem.
(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)

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What? Why're you
making that face?

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Hi, didn't catch
all that.

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Something about canisters
receiving something? Hmm?

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Care to enlighten us all?
(GASPS)

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(STAMMERS) I... Bye!

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JILL: Well, that was rude.

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She's great, right?
What a weirdo.

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(STAMMERS) You know what?
This wall was one
of the very first walls

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the wall guys
ever, uh, walled.
What?

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Oh, this is incredibly
smooth! Jill, you gotta
get in on this.

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(SIGHS) Does anyone
have a saw?

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A saw? No.

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But I do have a dream.
A dream to make my own film.

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A great film.
An award-winning film.

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Director Carter Lee's name
on everyone's lips.

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JILL: Carter! Stop mumbling
and get over here!

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And then I'll see Jack
and Jill at a restaurant
and ignore them.

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(EXHALES)

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He's not here.
Can we go now?

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"Operation: Whatever This Is"
is a waste of time.

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ROGER: Oh, don't you dare
try and deny this.
BOTH: Huh?

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ROGER: Oh,
you know what
I'm talking about.

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This is the same
kind of stuff
you always did.

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No! I think
they already suspect me,
is that what you want?

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I don't believe you!

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(DOOR SHUTS)

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Who was he yelling at?

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Okay, so he's acting
a little strange.

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A little?

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Now, all of the magic
happens on Laugh Floor F.

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You could probably say
nothing is more important.
Uh...

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Except the bathroom!
Because I gotta go.

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With Mike.
We're bathroom buddies.
Huh?

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He's kind of my coach.

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But I don't
have to go...
Ow, hey!

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Yes, you do.
Excuse us, please.

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MIKE: What is wrong with you?

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SULLEY: (SOFTLY) Someone
vandalized Laugh Floor F.
MIKE: (LOUDLY) What?

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(TOILET FLUSHES)

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You know what?
There's no rush to see
Laugh Floor F. No rush at all.

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Monsters, Inc.
is like a cold pool.

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Best to ease yourself
in with itty bitty steps.
For example...

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The locker room.
Here's where our employees
keep their stuff.

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SULLEY: Oh.
Listen to those hinges.
Do you hear anything?

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No, not a sound.
A perfect hinge!
(HINGE CREAKING)

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Ooh, and look at this.
A delicious old
locker banana.

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Mmm!
Mmm.

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When's lunch?

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Okay, everybody,
the floor is cleaned up.

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All we have left
is the graffiti
on the walls.

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Now scrub like
your lives depend upon it,
'cause they really do.

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I just don't understand
who would do this?

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Rogie, my boy! Where have
you been? We could use
a hand, or all five.

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Oh, um...

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Yes. Sorry, Uncle Fritz.
I'll happily help scrub.

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Attaboy!

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After seeing most
of the trivial things
at Monsters, Inc.,

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we finally head
to Laugh Floor F.
Huh?

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Oh, it's the
Adorable Snowman!

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Come, you need
to get a treat first.

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Hey, there. Would you
like a snow cone?

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No.
More than anything.
Yes, please!

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Yes, they do.
Hello, television viewers.

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I'm the Adorable Snowman
and these are my snow cones.

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Why don't you tell us
all about the fine art
of snow cones?

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And do not
leave out
any detail.

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Remember, today's storytelling
is about length, not content.

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Well, the average snow cone
temperature clocks in
at about 18 degrees...

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They used some kind of
permanent paint on these
walls. It ain't comin' off.

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Yeah.

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But I have this experimental
solution I cooked up
in my bathtub.

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Oh, wait. It dissolved
my bathtub.

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Hmm...
(CHUCKLES)

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No, we better not.

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(STUTTERS, GASPS)

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Our only shot
is to hide it.

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Now, what grade
do you want
to shave that ice?

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That's a controversial
question.

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I go, personally,

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with "slightly coarse"
versus "very fine."
(BOTH SNORING)

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Start stacking
the canisters and the doors
to cover the graffiti.

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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TYLOR: The holding pen
key is still missing.

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I bet Roger
took it to get access

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to the canisters
to mess with them.

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(SIGHS)
Dad said he had keys
he wanted to copy.

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Oh, I know! Fritz
has personnel files
on every MIFTer.

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Roger's has gotta be
here somewhere.

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Here we go.
No. This is going too far.

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00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:17,218
He is sabotaging
Monsters, Inc.
(BOTH STRAINING)

233
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,929
Okay, let's see
what this guy
is really all...

234
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,306
(BOTH GASP)

235
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:26,060
Surprise! Original Snow Flavor
for you, my good man.

236
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:29,981
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
No, no, no! Oh,
brainfreeze!

237
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:33,359
Oh, it's good!
Getting back
to our story now,

238
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,904
as leaders of Monsters, Inc.,
what do you say

239
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,908
about this anonymous tip
I received about your new
Laugh Canisters leaking?

240
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,243
Anonymous tip?
New canisters leaking?

241
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,913
New canisters tha...
Oh, yes, yes,
the new canisters!

242
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:48,374
Uh, the only thing
that's leaked is the news
on how great they are.

243
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,293
She's a new canister fan.

244
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,963
Would you look at that?
See, New Canisters
is actually a musical

245
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,548
that we're putting on
for our employees...
Huh?

246
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,799
...to boost morale,
and uh,

247
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,928
Sulley can expand on that
as he is the director.

248
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,597
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
I am, I am.

249
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,099
And one of my favorite
parts of the production

250
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:08,645
is when Mike does
the New Canister dance.

251
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,772
Why don't you show
the viewers at home?

252
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,945
The New Canister dance?
Right now?
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

253
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:21,324
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Okay,
but we're giving away big
stuff for the show, but okay.

254
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,952
Uh, this is like
a little teaser then.

255
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,079
It goes a little
something like this.

256
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,205
Five, six, seven, eight.

257
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,792
(VOCALIZING SOFTLY)

258
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,631
New Cannisters!

259
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,758
This has tested
through the roof
on previews,

260
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,635
you should come
to the opening.

261
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,930
Well, would you look
at the time. Time for us
to truck on out.

262
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,765
(LOUD CLATTER)
Okay, now that
is clearly something

263
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,558
my audience needs to see.

264
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,477
(JACK EXCLAIMS)

265
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:53,231
I should get paid more
if I'm required to run!

266
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,316
We're now entering
Laugh Floor F,

267
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:59,612
where we will finally discover
the secrets they're hiding
at Monsters, Inc.

268
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,407
What? But. But...

269
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,449
We can explain!

270
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,745
How we keep our Laugh Floor
so clean and operational.

271
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,956
But we won't because
it's a trade secret.

272
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,874
And shame on you, Jillian,

273
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:15,378
for assuming
that we would embarrass
ourselves on live television.

274
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,296
Pshaw! (EXCLAIMS)

275
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,055
(CANNISTER SPRAYS)

276
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,391
(STORED LAUGHTER ECHOING)

277
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,978
(ALL GASP)

278
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,817
(STORED LAUGHTER ECHOING)

279
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,656
(BOTH GASP)

280
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,242
JILL: "Bring back
scare power?"

281
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,122
It appears even
the employees at
Monsters, Inc. agree,

282
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,291
there's something wrong
with Laugh Power.

283
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,002
It's, it's...
It's incomplete. Right?
(STAMMERS)

284
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,795
Bring back Scare Power...

285
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,965
To remind us of how great
Laugh Power is.

286
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,633
Right.
Great, right?

287
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,511
Really? I thought it was
good, old-fashioned vandalism.

288
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,806
Yeah, by monsters
who hate us.
That's such a strong word.

289
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,058
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

290
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:14,103
Hey, everyone! I know...
(PANTING) who did it.

291
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,605
(ALL GASP)

292
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,983
It was Henry Waternoose!

293
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,195
(ALL GASP)
Oh, no, no, no.
Not the one in prison.

294
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,114
The other
Henry Waternoose.

295
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:28,159
His son.
Henry Waternoose,
the Fourth.

296
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,788
Better known
as Roger Rogers.

297
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,332
(ALL GASP)
No! Listen,
I can explain.

298
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,126
Yeah, he's been pretending
to be someone he's not.

299
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,629
His love
for Monsters, Inc.
is fake.

300
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,923
He's been working
to take down the company
from the inside.

301
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:44,342
Wait! No, no!
Hey, look, I...
Oh.

302
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,635
Are we on TV?

303
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,096
(WHISPERING)
Tell me you got all that.

304
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,932
(WHISPERING) Yeah, Jill.
I don't just carry this camera
around for fun.

305
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,809
No. Listen,
look, I can ex...

306
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,187
How is Monstropolis
supposed to rely on
Monsters, Inc. for power,

307
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,189
when they don't even know
who works for them?

308
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,524
Anything to say Jack?

309
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,817
Uh, I...

310
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:06,656
Signing off, I'm Jill,
and I've been proven
incredibly right yet again.

311
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:10,701
Ugh, this is going to be
a huge ratings win for me.

312
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:14,330
The network is gonna
rerun this disaster
all night! So, thank you!

313
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,667
(GROWLS) Everyone!
My office! Now!

314
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,195
SULLEY: I can't believe
you did that.

315
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,613
Yeah, making us
trust you like that?

316
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,575
I can't believe you, Roger.
No, I mean you.

317
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:54,203
Me? But Roger's the guy
who gave us a fake name

318
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,455
and just embarrassed us
on live TV.

319
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,457
Mike, Mike. Wait,
he's been taking

320
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,418
surveillance pictures
of everything.

321
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,461
I... For what?

322
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,339
For me.
He made me this.

323
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:08,342
It makes me love
Monsters, Inc. even more

324
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,511
and it helps
me remember
everyone's name,

325
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,181
Tylor.

326
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,474
Listen, I know Roger's
nice and everything,

327
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,311
but I just showed you
the evidence.
Tylor. Tylor.

328
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,855
Come on, Sulley, you can't be
this bad a judge of character.

329
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,107
(SIGHS)

330
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,320
I knew about Roger
when we hired him.
He's a good guy.

331
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,490
But... If that's true,
then who were you yelling at
on the phone earlier?

332
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,994
My dad. You see,
I thought he got someone
to vandalize Monsters, Inc.

333
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,913
and they would
blame me for it.

334
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,625
He's not his father.
And he deserves
a chance to prove it.

335
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,919
Come on,
I know he's up
to something!

336
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,046
Fritz.

337
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,133
I didn't actually
read the file, Ty-Ty.

338
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,511
I believe in trust first,
and ask questions never.

339
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,263
I'm the work dad.

340
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,767
I have to accept
my children as they are.

341
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,894
Even Smitty.

342
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,355
I wanted to be here
at Monsters, Inc.

343
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,817
because I truly believe
in what you're doing
with Laugh Power.

344
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:11,072
Roger believes in our mission,
the one inspired by Boo.

345
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:14,200
Where's...
Where's Boo's drawing?
Where's Boo's drawing?

346
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,534
Ah-ha!

347
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,329
I know who
the real saboteur is!

348
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:21,165
We found this
in Tylor's locker.

349
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,083
Sorry, kid.

350
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,211
(ALL GASP)

351
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,963
What?
(GASPS)

352
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:30,591
The sugar packets!
(GASPS) My lucky mitt!

353
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,636
(GASPS) Spray paint
from Tuskmon Hardware!

354
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:37,390
The key to the holding pen?
Oh, Ty-Ty, no.

355
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,226
What? No!
None of this is mine.

356
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,186
I haven't seen
any of this, ever.

357
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,187
Ahem.

358
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,192
What! No! Come on!
I didn't take that.

359
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:53,072
You were right, Tylor.
Maybe I am a bad judge
of character.

360
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,117
I...
Tylor here is an agent
of Fear Co...

361
00:17:56,117 --> 00:18:00,705
No, it isn't true.
...and has been sabotaging
Monsters Inc. all along.

362
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,373
What? No, I haven't.

363
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:06,085
I have evidence
with Tylor's name
written all over it.

364
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,963
(ALL GASP)

365
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,800
Okay, okay.
I did go to Fear Co,

366
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,177
but only to return
a Scare Card after my dinner
with Johnny.

367
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,638
You had dinner
with Johnny Worthington?

368
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,265
Just once.

369
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,350
Why were you having dinner
with that top-heavy half-wit?

370
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,185
(STAMMERS)
He may have...

371
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,271
offered me a job.

372
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,065
An inside job
to sabotage us!
No, no.

373
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:32,445
No, as a Scarer.
But I said no, okay?

374
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,113
Yeah, look,
you can ask Val.

375
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,618
Um, Tylor told me
he said no.

376
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,411
And do you
believe him?

377
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,247
Uh...

378
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,917
Val... Come on.
What'd you... You know me.
We're best friends.

379
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:52,757
Are we? I've always had
your back, even if you haven't
had mine in a while.

380
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,008
What?

381
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,551
VAL: Before everything
got crazy,

382
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,054
it was supposed to be
my first day as a Jokester,

383
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,348
but I got dragged into
your stuff again.

384
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,350
It's always
about you, Tylor.

385
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,311
I just don't
know anymore.

386
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:09,482
Wow, okay, wow,
so you're just gonna
turn on me too then, huh?

387
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,026
I'm not, I just
don't know all the answers.

388
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,324
Fine!

389
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,913
Case closed.

390
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,511
(SIGHS)

391
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:01,534
Congratulations,
you're officially
a Jokester!

392
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,745
Now let's celebrate
with some very
sugary snacks

393
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,289
that my wife
will never know about.

394
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,666
Thanks.

395
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,583
(CLEARS THROAT)

396
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,223
(GROANS, STRETCHES)

397
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,519
Hi, Johnny,
sorry to bother you.
You got a phone call.

398
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,854
(SIGHS) Ah.

399
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,273
Who is it? I'm already
late for family game night.

400
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,066
I think
you're gonna wanna
take it, sir.

401
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,905
Hello? Tylor!

402
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,577
What can I do for you?
Is everything okay?

403
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:53,377
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)