1 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,090 RANDY: Come on. (GRUNTS) 2 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,260 (CHUCKLING) Let me tell you a story. 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:14,223 Me and Johnny go way back at MU. 4 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,974 We were practically joined at the hip. 5 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,226 Besties. 6 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,810 SWAMP WOMAN: Cleetus, what is that? 7 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,978 SWAMP MAN: What in tarnation? 8 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:23,440 (GROWLING) (SWAMP WOMAN SHRIEKING) 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,069 RANDY: He saved me from those swamp people, so I owed him one. 10 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,404 You see, Fear Co. had a problem. 11 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,698 Scream Power was kaput. 12 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,701 And Johnny needed to protect his family legacy. 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,663 So we cooked up a brilliant scheme. 14 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:41,416 We pretended to invent a Scream Amplifier 15 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,669 that would save the Scaring industry. 16 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,128 Ah. (LAUGHING) 17 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,633 Meanwhile, I used my very particular set of skills 18 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,552 to sneak into Monsters, Inc. in the dead of night 19 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:56,139 and nab the MIFTers' key to their holding pen, 20 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,433 steal those dummies' laugh energy 21 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,018 and then pass it off as our own. 22 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,562 (LAUGHING) 23 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,232 I even rewired the empty canisters 24 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,900 so no one noticed the missing laugh energy. 25 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,527 Hmm. 26 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,572 Those clowns didn't have any idea what was going on. 27 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,489 Ha! 28 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:19,413 And then I tipped off the clueless media about the leaky canisters. 29 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,622 Who is this? I'm a big fan. 30 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,499 Hello? Hello? 31 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,502 RANDY: Suddenly, Monsters, Inc. couldn't meet the energy needs of this city 32 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,754 and caused a catastrophic blackout. 33 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,715 Curse you, Laugh Power! 34 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:33,218 RANDY: And along the way, I had some fun sticking it 35 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,554 to that one-eyed cretin Wazowski. 36 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:38,098 MIKE: My lucky mint better be returned in pristine condition. 37 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,891 RANDY: But I wanted nothing more 38 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,311 than to wipe that smug grin 39 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,730 off Sullivan's stupid blue face. 40 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:45,814 (LAUGHING) 41 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,943 And we found some poor schmuck close to him to help us out. 42 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,821 TYLOR: Wait. Wait a second. I'm the schmuck? 43 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,281 You used me? 44 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,116 Tylor, Tylor. 45 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,660 I didn't use you, I chose you. 46 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,496 I've been watching you ever since you broke Sullivan's Scare Record, 47 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:05,500 and then I see you telling jokes at the homecoming game. 48 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:09,087 I knew your talent was being wasted at Monsters, Inc. 49 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,505 Yeah, but because of you, 50 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,007 all my friends hate me now. 51 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,342 Friends? 52 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,843 They are not your friends. 53 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,178 Did any of them stand up for you? 54 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,596 Well, I mean, no, but... 55 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:20,974 Tylor, I'm standing up for you. 56 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,101 The world is changing around us, 57 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,771 and I need your help to take it back. 58 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:29,316 Speaking of help, you know who didn't get any? Me. 59 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:32,569 Your phony Scream Amplifier is activated, 60 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,197 and so is my tennis elbow so thanks for that. 61 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,160 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 62 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,748 What? No. No, no. 63 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,752 You're mixing laughs and screams? 64 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:49,836 Yeah. 65 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,339 There is no Scream Amplifier. 66 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,424 Now, come on, kid. We got to get back out there. 67 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,387 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 68 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,997 (HELICOPTER HOVERING) 69 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,874 (SIRENS BLARING) 70 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,462 Michael Wazowski, James Patrick Sullivan. 71 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,047 Uh, yeah. Who's asking? 72 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,299 M.E.R.C. MONSTER: Oh, M.E.R.C. 73 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,468 Uh... Attention. 74 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,762 Monsters, Inc. is now under the jurisdiction 75 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,390 of the Monstropolis Energy Regulatory Commission. 76 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,017 Halt all funny business immediately. 77 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,895 I repeat, halt all funny business immediately 78 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,398 and exit the building in a non-humorous manner. 79 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,443 You're wanted for questioning 80 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,153 about the blackout you caused. 81 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,404 BOTH: We caused? 82 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,739 Hey, watch the fur. Call my lawyer. 83 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,116 Googly Bear. 84 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,951 Wait a second, I don't have a lawyer. Find me a lawyer! 85 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,912 One that works pro bono. CELIA: Don't try to be soft. 86 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,914 Yes, we're bringing them to M.E.R.C. Headquarters now. 87 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,292 Preparing to transfer the city's power needs 88 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,628 from Monsters, Inc. to Fear Co. Fear Co.? 89 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:13,712 Folks, I just received this bulletin. 90 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:20,010 Sadly, M.E.R.C. has confirmed that Monsters Incorporated caused the blackout. 91 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,637 Once their supply of Laugh Power ran out, 92 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,306 it shorted out the entire power grid. 93 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,849 (SCOFFS) I knew it. 94 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:29,811 You know, it breaks my heart that the hardworking citizens 95 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,105 of Monstropolis don't have power. 96 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,776 But Tylor, our top Scarer and future face of Fear 97 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,361 has helped get our new Scream Amplifier up and running. 98 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,905 Johnny... (STUTTERS) Can I borrow you for... 99 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,031 It's just about... 100 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,991 Listen to him. So excited. 101 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,034 Now, trust me. 102 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,620 Power will be restored by 09:00 tonight. 103 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,208 Okay, so Jack and Jill... Hey, Johnny! 104 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,001 Johnny. Hold up. Wait. 105 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,085 ...of the Scream Amplifier. 106 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,462 Johnny, listen! 107 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,381 You cannot mix screams and laughs. 108 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,926 This whole building is gonna blow. 109 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:03,011 Like, explode? 110 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,430 (CHUCKLES) It's okay. Relax. 111 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,681 I appreciate your concern, 112 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,141 but I've done my own research, okay? 113 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,102 (STUTTERS) But, uh, are you sure that's accurate? 114 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,896 Boo! (SHRIEKS) 115 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,648 (LAUGHING) 116 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,983 Oh, you still got it, Boggs. 117 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,985 I'm just warming up to scare some kids. 118 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,113 I hope I get a bed wetter, like Chet in college. 119 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,450 (CHUCKLES) Good old Chet Wetter. They still call you that? 120 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,244 They should, Chet Wetter. 121 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,538 I just go by Chet now. (RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING) 122 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,331 Whoa! See? Did you see that? 123 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,583 That is not good. Tylor, it's fine. 124 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,460 The energies are just mixing. 125 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,128 Everything is under control. 126 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,713 But, you don't... Okay, Chet Wetter, 127 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:42,050 let's put the Fear Co. banner over here. Mmm-hmm. 128 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,052 CHET: Okay. JOHNNY: Yeah, front and center. 129 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,521 OFFICER: All Monsters Incorporated employees 130 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,064 exit the building now. 131 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:59,568 I repeat, all Monsters Incorporated employees 132 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,444 exit the building now. 133 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,364 Psst. Guys. 134 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,742 Guys, you still here? 135 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,161 (FRITZ AND ROGER GRUNTING) 136 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,580 Guys. (GASPS) 137 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:14,874 (GRUNTS) We gotta get Fendi out. 138 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,960 Oh. We can't leave her behind. 139 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,504 I don't understand. 140 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,465 We just worked so hard to get all the gigawatts we needed. 141 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,175 So how was there a blackout? 142 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,511 TYLOR: I know. (BOTH GASP) 143 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,847 Tuskmon. Oh, boy, here we go. 144 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:29,931 Why are you here? 145 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:33,393 Look, I know you're all mad at me, and I get it. 146 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,979 But Randall Boggs is back. What? 147 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,440 He's been stealing Laugh Power for Johnny, 148 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,900 then making our canisters still look full. 149 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,528 And they were using me all along to do it. 150 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:46,573 (SCOFFS) Likely story from a traitor. 151 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,992 Look, I know I screwed up. 152 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,412 I want to fix this, but I... I can't do it alone. 153 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,081 Wait. If Randall stole our Laugh Power... 154 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,083 That means there were no leaks and... 155 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,376 BOTH: It wasn't your fault. 156 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,171 I'm sorry. 157 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,589 Oh, me, too. 158 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,175 I'm even sorry for the incident. 159 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,136 I shouldn't have bought you the wrong orange juice. 160 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:12,057 I despise pulp, but it was never about the orange juice. 161 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:14,309 Okay, cool. 162 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,727 Uh, happy for you. 163 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,896 But getting back to more pressing matters, 164 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,148 Fear Co. caused the blackout. 165 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,442 There is no Scream Amplifier. 166 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,902 All they're doing is mixing 167 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,779 laugh and scream energy in the receiving station. 168 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,947 Johnny's gonna activate it at 09:00 p.m. 169 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:28,865 And when he does... 170 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,869 Permanent blackout. 171 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,704 Why? 172 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,831 Okay, MIFTers and extended work family, 173 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,918 we've got a nut that needs wrenching. Any ideas? 174 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,336 Uh... Hmm. 175 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:44,506 If only there was a way to separate the screams from the laughs. 176 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,216 Oh, sweet buttered toast. 177 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,467 Guess who's got an idea? 178 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:51,596 (ROGER GASPS) Waternoose's old scream extractor. 179 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,598 CUTTER: Yeah. Lucky we kept all the pieces. 180 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,016 Guess we've got to put it back together. 181 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,602 Listen up, every MIFTer, grab some parts, 182 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,104 even former ones. 183 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,731 I really want to hug, but there's no time to tell him 184 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,316 how much I miss and forgive him. 185 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,776 (CHUCKLING) Oh. 186 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:08,405 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Life is too short. 187 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,739 (GRUNTS) 188 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,160 Roger, I, uh... 189 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,870 I think I owe you an apology 190 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,997 for... Hey, I get it. 191 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,999 Look, if I heard me yelling at my dad on the phone 192 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,961 in a very angry, unsettling manner, I'd accuse me, too. 193 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,796 Probably not on live television. 194 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,297 But hey, forgiveness photo. 195 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,215 Oh, uh, okay. 196 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:28,800 (GIGGLES) 197 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,593 Oh, hey. Hmm. 198 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,805 Save your pathetic apology tour for later, College Boy. 199 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:37,475 Now, if you're so smart, how do we actually get into Fear Co.? 200 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,685 I know a way, 201 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:41,646 but we're gonna need disguises. 202 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,155 Whoa! 203 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,866 Tylor, you're not... (GRUNTS) supporting me. 204 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,493 Sorry. I am trying to be a better friend. 205 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,661 No, not like that. 206 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,413 I need you to physically support me. 207 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,539 Stand up straight. 208 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:05,712 Whoa! Yeah, definitely an evil lair vibe going on here. 209 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,672 It's all clear. 210 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,634 Good thing I kept some of this Fear Co. swag from the creep show. 211 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,305 Fritz, where's your disguise? 212 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,723 Oh, I don't need one. 213 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,058 I do community theater on the weekend. 214 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:25,064 My performance shall be my disguise. (GIGGLES) 215 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:25,148 I'm Frankie Rigatoni. I'm really, really tough. 216 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,070 Hey, don't you look me in the eye. 217 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:32,947 Oh, oh. 218 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,824 Well, I'm quite intimidated. 219 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,035 (CHUCKLES) 220 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,248 (PANTING) 221 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,586 Look, there it is. 222 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,671 The receiving station. VAL: (GASPS) Uh-oh. 223 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,381 So what now, College Boy? 224 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:55,386 Hey, Duncan, how would you like to be promoted to supervisor? 225 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,180 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 226 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,181 Hi, I'm Skyler. 227 00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,767 I got to go number two and probably number six. 228 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,060 No can do, old man. 229 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,479 Got strict orders to guard this area. 230 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,563 Okay. (GRUNTS) 231 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,648 (FARTING) 232 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,566 Skyler tried to hold it. 233 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:11,069 (RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING) 234 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:15,114 Ah, the station's been acting up all day. 235 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,700 Let's see what the old gauges say. 236 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,786 Hmm. All seems... (GRUNTS) 237 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,293 (CLEARS THROAT) 238 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,295 Oi. 239 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,089 Underling. 240 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,882 Uh... Declan? 241 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:37,136 As supervisor, I have reconsidered your request 242 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:41,224 for lavatory access, and I've granted it. 243 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,434 Oh, thanks. 244 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,811 I held in the number two, 245 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,063 but the number six, 246 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,940 yeah, it, kind of, squeaked out. (FARTS) 247 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,693 (EXHALES DEEPLY) Speaking of relief, 248 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,821 you have been relieved from your post as well. 249 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:58,491 These two very scary, very loyal Scarers 250 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,451 will hold down the fort. 251 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,744 Hey, have I seen you 252 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,871 from somewhere? 253 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,497 What floor do you work on? 254 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,207 Uh... (SIGHS) 255 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,166 Uh... 256 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,212 (SNARLING) 257 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,590 I'm on floor none-of-your-business. 258 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,091 I'm Frankie Rigatoni. 259 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,844 I don't take no nothing from nobody. 260 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,804 And that nobody is you. 261 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,098 All right, Frankie, all right. We're cool, we're cool. 262 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,851 (SNARLS) 263 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,770 Call me nobody. 264 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,480 I'll have you know I am somebody. 265 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,857 FRITZ: Oh, yeah? 266 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,317 (SCOFFS) I'm gonna go egg that guy's car. 267 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,280 FRITZ: Come on. It's just over here. 268 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,699 CUTTER: Almost there. DUNCAN: Heavier than I remember. 269 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,117 ROGER: It's a good thing I work out. 270 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,415 All right, we've only got 15 minutes to put this together. 271 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,875 So we have to put a move on it. 272 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,627 Has anyone seen the doohickeys? 273 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,503 Doohickeys incoming. 274 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,713 CUTTER: Duncan! 275 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,007 Fastening the doohickeys to the thingamajig. 276 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,635 Roger. Rolling canisters to you. 277 00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:58,760 I'm tightening these gaskets. 278 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,514 (GRUNTING) Why doesn't this fit? 279 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,391 What, is this metric? (GRUNTS) 280 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,144 Oh, uh, I think you might need a different one. 281 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,938 Huh? My family does own a hardware store. 282 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,649 Crazy first day, huh? 283 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:13,983 Yeah. 284 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,610 So how was yours? 285 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,738 You know, before learning about the whole Fear Co. is evil thing. 286 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,616 Not fun. My assistant kept trying to eat me. 287 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,660 Well, your hands are bite-sized. 288 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,745 (RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING) 289 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,373 We gotta hurry. 290 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:33,586 Okay, so here's the button to activate the Scream Amplifier, Johnny. 291 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,922 (CHUCKLES) I did a good job, right? 292 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,507 Enough for a pay raise maybe? 293 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,343 My non-elective surgery is coming up. 294 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,886 JILL: Oh, Johnny. Hey. 295 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,055 There's the only news team I trust. 296 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,473 Especially you, Jill. 297 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,683 You always get my good side. 298 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,059 Uh, oh. 299 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,560 That's because your gorgeous face 300 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,270 doesn't have a bad side, Johnny. 301 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,940 You're embarrassing yourself, Jill. He's married. 302 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,483 Your hair glue is showing. (SHRIEKS) 303 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,403 Yes, I'd love for this to air as soon as the power is back on 304 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,030 so all of Monstropolis can see they have Fear Co. 305 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,615 and Scream Power to thank. 306 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,950 (RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING) 307 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,786 What was that? Ah, you feel that? 308 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,788 Now, that's the power of Fear. 309 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,999 (RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING) 310 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,085 We're at T minus two minutes and counting. 311 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,587 Just say we have two minutes left. 312 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,089 We're almost done over here. 313 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,342 There's just one last nut that needs some wrenching. 314 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,141 Oh, there goes my wisdom tooth. 315 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,476 Goodbye, toothy. Thank you for your service. 316 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,103 Locked in. 317 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,147 Okay, hose connected. 318 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,733 (GRUNTS) 319 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,109 FRITZ: My turn. 320 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,111 Extracting the screams now 321 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,572 so this place doesn't go kaboom. 322 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,531 (GIGGLES) 323 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,325 Thank God. 324 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,161 (SCREECHING) 325 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,872 CUTTER: We did it! ALL: All right. 326 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,832 It's working! 327 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,293 Guys, guys, shut the mouth holes. 328 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,796 According to this simple, multi-variable calculus I just did, 329 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,048 we got a problem. 330 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,300 There's not enough time to suck out the screams 331 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,093 before Johnny pushes the button. 332 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,096 Ah, what? Why is nothing ever easy? 333 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,307 (SIGHS) Come on. 334 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,060 Somebody better buy us some time by stalling Johnny Boy. 335 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,645 Unicorn Sparkle, Donut Head needs you 336 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,647 for Operation Stall Johnny. 337 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,024 You in? 338 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,652 Uh, you know I can't say no to awesome code names. 339 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,947 Here, once it's all green, it's safe for Johnny to push the button. 340 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,950 If there's any red, we're all dead. 341 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,994 Oh. Sure hope they heard that last part. 342 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,359 MIKE: Where did we go wrong, Sulley? 343 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,111 One day we're riding high as beloved leaders 344 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,362 of the top energy company, 345 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,030 and the next, we've fallen from grace. 346 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,698 We can't possibly go lower. 347 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,576 Sullivan, Wazowski. 348 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,286 Correction, we've gone lower. 349 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:17,041 As head of M.E.R.C., I had to shut you down 350 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,545 and transfer power rights over to Fear Co. 351 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,004 Wait a second, Fear Co.? 352 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:27,844 I need you to sign all this paperwork to make it official. 353 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:33,224 And I mean all the paperwork, Wazowski. 354 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,476 Got it? Huh? 355 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,358 Did Roz just wink at us? 356 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,152 Is she torturing me, or is she making 357 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,070 a disturbing romantic overture? 358 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,072 Oh, please be torture. Please be torture. 359 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,241 Maybe Roz knows something we don't. 360 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,076 Maybe the longer we take, the better. 361 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,454 Ah, I got this. 362 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,372 (CLEARS THROAT) 363 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,292 I better sign these with my full name. 364 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,503 So it'll probably take a while. 365 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,714 Of course. First name. 366 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,217 (ENUNCIATING) Michael. 367 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,889 (DEVICE BEEPING) 368 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,141 (GASPS) 369 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,184 CUTTER: Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 370 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,768 Did somebody touch something? 371 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,478 Yeah, I didn't touch nothing. 372 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,940 Hmm. Ooh. 373 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,525 Oh, the extractor is just unplugged. 374 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,569 I'll just put it back in its cozy little home. 375 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,988 Oh. 376 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,074 Oh. Oh, that's a bit weird. 377 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,619 Hello, little Waternoose. 378 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,954 (GASPS) Randall! 379 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,080 (GRUNTS) 380 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,792 Hold it. Nobody messes with my Rogie 381 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,169 and gets away with it. 382 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,588 Oh, yeah? Good luck with that, chumps. (LAUGHS) 383 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,714 Oh! 384 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,175 Okay, so I'll be here. 385 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,636 And I'd love for you to get the banner in the shot, too, Kenny. 386 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,679 Uh, it's Carter, actually. 387 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,932 Okay. Thanks, Carl. Top notch. 388 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,643 Hey, Johnny. Ah, Tylor. 389 00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,810 I knew you'd be back. 390 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,648 Oh, and you brought your friend. 391 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,900 Val, is it? Whoo! Yeah. 392 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:05,983 Let Fear power you. Down with laughter. 393 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,947 (CHUCKLES) 394 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,407 Well, it looks like we're inspiring monsters everywhere to join Fear Co. 395 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,244 Oh, and huge fan of what you're doing. 396 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,079 I'd love a tour of the whole place. 397 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,413 The longer, the better. 398 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,666 (CHUCKLES) No. 399 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,959 You know, Tylor here 400 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,919 played a big part in all of this. Oh. 401 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,963 I could not have done it without him. Oh, I... 402 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,131 So it's only right that he be the one 403 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,800 to activate the Scream Amplifier. 404 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,802 TYLOR: Uh, oh, yeah, of course. 405 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:33,886 Yes. VAL: Come on, MIFTers. 406 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,137 Come on! 407 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:39,308 Folks, it's time to let Fear power you. 408 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,310 TYLOR: Uh, okay, uh... 409 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,812 Well... (CLEARS THROAT) 410 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,647 Uh, hi. Me again. 411 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,691 Sorry to interrupt, but before we got here, 412 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,694 Tylor was saying how he'd like to take a moment 413 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,861 and, um... 414 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,698 A moment to, yeah, to thank Johnny. 415 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:57,868 Yeah, giving me, you know, this, this amazing opportunity. 416 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,537 Uh, you're welcome. 417 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:03,124 You see, it all began in eighth grade. 418 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,542 Fourth grade. Fourth grade? 419 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,253 Oh, yes, uh, it was in the fourth grade. 420 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,423 Hey, losers, over here! 421 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,592 If you want it, come and get it. 422 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,053 (GRUNTS) Ha! Too slow. 423 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:16,178 Then we get into my high school years, 424 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,850 which was the peak of my Scare Card collecting days. 425 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,310 So you, you can only imagine 426 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,104 how much it meant to see my face on one of these. 427 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,272 Oh, that's fascinating. 428 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,982 Just get to it already. 429 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,026 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Thank you, Tylor. 430 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:34,989 Now, let's not leave the citizens of Monstropolis in the dark any longer. 431 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,241 Ah! Sorry about that. Oh, uh... 432 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:37,366 Whoops. Can't control these hands. 433 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,496 (RANDY LAUGHING) 434 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,414 RANDY: Ow! 435 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,085 We got him! (GRUNTS) 436 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,170 Ow! RANDY: Losers. 437 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,796 Hey, Frankie's got you now. 438 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,506 RANDY: Whoa! 439 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,219 You MIFT-fits are pathetic. 440 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,056 CELIA: I don't see him! 441 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,017 We can't beat him if we can't see him. 442 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:07,021 (SCREAMS) Ha! In your face. 443 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:07,104 Hey, you, get the Drooler Cooler. 444 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,942 How are you thinking of refreshments at a time like this? 445 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,652 Oh, it's not for drinking. 446 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,742 It's for spraying two-bit punks. 447 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,831 I got you! Booger Blast. 448 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,957 That's the stickiest flavor. 449 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,834 (GRUNTS) 450 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,587 That's the idea. 451 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,385 Oh. 452 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,594 (GRUNTS) 453 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,223 (GROANS) 454 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:46,143 Whoa, whoa. Don't, don't worry. I'm coming. 455 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,397 Going somewhere, chump? 456 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,023 Declan. 457 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,233 No. 458 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,321 What do you think you're doing? Ow! 459 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,322 (JACK AND JILL CLEAR THROAT) 460 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,116 Johnny, filming. 461 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,992 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Oh, sorry. 462 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,328 I, I don't know my own strength. 463 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,663 VAL: Why has it stopped? 464 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,831 Why has it stopped? 465 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,669 As you can see, I've been classically trained. 466 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:15,131 Nice beard. Indeed, I drew it myself. 467 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,841 (ALL STRAINING) 468 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,051 FRITZ: (GRUNTS) Come on. 469 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,594 Look out! Oh! 470 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,765 You witless prat! 471 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,518 There can be only one! 472 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,812 JILL: What? JACK: Get him, Tylor! 473 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,522 Oh, yeah, get him! 474 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,023 Kick him in the horns. Get his pretty boy face. Don't hit my Johnny. 475 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,150 No, no, no, not the face. 476 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,568 (BOTH GRUNTING) JILL: Watch out! 477 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,652 Whoops. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 478 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:41,574 Give me that. 479 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:42,867 (GRUNTS) 480 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,495 Over here. Have at you! 481 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,373 (LAUGHING) 482 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,172 (CHUCKLES) 483 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,256 (ALL STRAINING) 484 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,803 Oh, look out! 485 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,019 You've lost, losers! 486 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,188 (LAUGHING) 487 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,607 No. 488 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:19,028 Monstropolis, this is for you. 489 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,404 (LAUGHING) 490 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,239 (SCREAMING) 491 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,125 Whoo-hoo! Yay! 492 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,711 We did it! (YELPS) 493 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,297 That's for all the bed-wetters out there. 494 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,550 (GRUNTS) At least I can grow a proper beard. 495 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,720 (GRUNTS) DUNCAN: How dare you? 496 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,432 Mother says the only one allowed to have facial hair is... 497 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,726 (GRUNTS) 498 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:51,727 (WHIMPERS) 499 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,529 Hello, citizens of Monstropolis. 500 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,322 I'm Johnny Worthington of Fear Co. 501 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,991 And I am proud to announce your power is back on, 502 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,369 thanks to our company's Scream Amplifier. 503 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,995 That is a lie! 504 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,789 There is no Scream Amplifier. 505 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,958 Fear Co. is running on stolen Laugh Power. 506 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,251 (GASPS) 507 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,627 No, no, no, no, no, no. That can't be true. 508 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,963 My Johnny would never. Yes! Ratings gold! 509 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:22,007 No, no, no, no, no. Tylor is clearly confused. 510 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,884 He's not, and I can prove it. 511 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,595 This device shows there are currently no screams 512 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,472 in Fear Co.'s power supply. 513 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:32,017 It's all Laugh Energy stolen from Monsters, Inc. 514 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,435 JACK: What? JILL: What's wrong? 515 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,688 Oh, you could have programmed this to say anything. 516 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,649 (CHUCKLING) 517 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,484 Why are you ruining this? 518 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,195 I told you, you can't escape who you are. 519 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,321 I'm not. 520 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,198 I'm embracing it. 521 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,325 And you should embrace who you are. 522 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,493 A fraud. 523 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,288 (CHUCKLES) A fraud? You ungrateful little... 524 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,747 I gave you everything. 525 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,292 If I am a fraud, then what does that make you? 526 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,710 Huh? Huh? 527 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,461 You're not funny enough to be a jokester. 528 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,505 You're too afraid to be a Scarer. 529 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,550 The only thing you're good for is being a pawn. 530 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:08,304 He might be a pawn, but he's our pawn. 531 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,557 You mess with him, you mess with all of us. 532 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,476 Well, well, well, told you, Jill. Batting a thousand. 533 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,770 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is all this? 534 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,480 M.E.R.C.? What are they doing here? 535 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,859 Well, hello, everyone. 536 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,027 What? 537 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:24,904 You're coming with us. Hang on a second 538 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,030 You can't do this to me. 539 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,199 Oh, hey, here's some trash for you. 540 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,451 Thanks. 541 00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,286 I am a hero of this community! 542 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:36,707 Your fraudulent Scream Amplifier scheme says otherwise. 543 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:41,503 We've had someone on the inside, too. 544 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,005 Chet? 545 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,174 Well, you should really treat your assistants better. 546 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,719 You forgot one thing, Worthington. 547 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,972 We're always watching. Huh? 548 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,182 (LOW GROWL) 549 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,184 This is preposterous! 550 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,602 You'll hear from my lawyers. 551 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,520 Ow! That pinches. You're pushing. 552 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,730 You're pushing. Sorry, Johnny. 553 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,066 Looks like Laugh Power is the future. 554 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,401 A city full of monsters will never get a... 555 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:07,071 You can't make kids laugh. You're a joke. 556 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,113 You're a joke. 557 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,908 He's right. 558 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,452 I am a joke, a joke of a friend. 559 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,330 Val, I'm so sorry 560 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,917 I wasn't supportive of you when you got the jokester job offer, 561 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,711 which you, you totally deserve, by the way. 562 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,339 I mean, I... I should have been there for you. 563 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:28,592 You know... (STUTTERS) like you've always been there for me. 564 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,719 You know, you're, you're, you're an incredible friend. 565 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,847 (STUTTERING) And you got the donuts, you know, 566 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,058 and you added the fun little stickers. 567 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,935 And I, you know, tried to buy some on my own, 568 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,478 but the glitter just didn't sparkle the same. 569 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,106 Oh, I forgive you, you big doofus. 570 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,691 Oh, love wins. 571 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:45,734 Right, Jill? Drop dead. 572 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,528 Okay, fine. Yeah, that's nice and all, 573 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:48,779 but my Johnny's right. 574 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:51,699 Monstropolis still doesn't believe in Laugh Power. 575 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,201 Okay, then let's sell them on it. 576 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,036 Follow me. You too, Carter. 577 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,371 Huh? She knows my name? 578 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:58,664 Gladly. 579 00:24:58,956 --> 00:24:59,873 Wait. 580 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,125 No, no, no. That's, uh... 581 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,084 That's Ben's door. 582 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:05,129 Um, yeah, I really scared him earlier. 583 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:09,174 I, I don't think he'll want to see me ever again. 584 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,467 Hey, it's okay. 585 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:11,927 We'll face it as a team. 586 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,595 Yeah, but you're the funny one. 587 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,765 You don't need me. But I want you there. 588 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:19,601 Unless our pinkie promise meant nothing to you. 589 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,984 (DOOR OPENS) 590 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:28,986 Hey, Ben. 591 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,990 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 592 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,159 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 593 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,577 Ah, it's okay. 594 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:38,662 It's okay. BEN: Go away! 595 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,080 (BEN SHUDDERING) 596 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,626 Ben, Ben, Ben, it's okay, it's okay. 597 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,420 I don't believe we've ever met. 598 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,464 I'm Val, Tylor's best friend. 599 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:51,633 And he feels really bad about what happened. 600 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,844 Yeah, really, really bad. 601 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:57,639 You know, I was just wondering if you had a best friend, too. 602 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,476 BEN: Yeah. Nico. 603 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:03,103 Has Nico ever been, uh, upset with you? 604 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,646 BEN: Yeah. 605 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:07,733 There was one time I made him really mad. 606 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,026 What did you do to make up? 607 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,653 BEN: I said sorry. 608 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:17,451 And then we high-fived so hard, our hands stung. 609 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:18,660 Huh. 610 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,371 Well, my hands are pretty tiny, 611 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,040 so they might be kind of hard to hit. 612 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,001 What do you say? 613 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,713 I'm... I'm sorry, buddy. 614 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,262 Whoa! 615 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,639 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 616 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,353 Ben, have you ever heard the epic tale 617 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,688 of Unicorn Sparkle and Donut Head? 618 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,316 Um, I don't think so. 619 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,610 Well, it all started in college, 620 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,654 when Unicorn Sparkle gave Donut Head 621 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,656 his favorite candy, Hots Nots. 622 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,534 (MIMICS MUNCHING) 623 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,661 Hots Nots? Ew! 624 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,246 (BEN LAUGHING) 625 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,248 They became best buds. 626 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:08,418 They went to MU, where Donut Head told a joke in front of a huge crowd. 627 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,879 BEN: Oh, oh, oh. What was it? 628 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,090 What did the sea monster have for dinner? Ooh, what? 629 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,550 VAL: Fish and chips. 630 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,260 BEN: Fish and chips? 631 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:17,970 Funny, right? 632 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,888 Well, nobody else thought so. 633 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,473 TYLOR: Okay, okay, okay. (SOBBING) 634 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,559 TYLOR: So your delivery was a little bit better than mine. 635 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,354 Hey, how we doing? 636 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,689 Good to be here, uh... 637 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,774 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION, LAUGHING) 638 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,457 Uh, creme brulee, s'il vous plait? 639 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,917 No! 640 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,003 (ALL LAUGHING) VAL: Oh, no, it's the streaker! 641 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,297 BEN: Whoa! 642 00:27:55,799 --> 00:28:04,266 (LAUGHING) BEN: This is so fun! 643 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,267 Mmm-hmm. 644 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,102 Work buds forever. 645 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,187 (BEN CHUCKLES) 646 00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,316 Home run, kid. 647 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,318 Home run. 648 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:44,514 (GROANS) 649 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:49,102 Today, Fear Co.'s Johnny Worthington reported to jail 650 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:53,148 after being convicted of stealing Laugh Power from Monsters, Inc. 651 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:58,320 His cellmate is none other than Henry J. Waternoose III. 652 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,529 All right! 653 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,698 Johnny's accomplice, Randall Boggs, 654 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:04,451 escaped custody and remains at large. 655 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,746 Even though he is, relatively speaking, rather small. 656 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,872 I wrote that joke. 657 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:11,500 And rest assured, he... 658 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,709 One more second. 659 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,962 Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, 660 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:17,381 Detective Duncan P. Anderson is on the case. 661 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:18,590 And I won't... Excuse me? 662 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,675 Sorry, one second. 663 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,176 I won't rest... Ow! 664 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,845 Until justice... That's my mother's coat. 665 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,806 Until justice... It's vintage. 666 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,600 Until justice is served! 667 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,520 He's not affiliated with us. 668 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,523 Monsters, Inc is now powering the entire city with laughter. 669 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,400 And yes, even I've come around to it, 670 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,403 but I don't want to hear one word about it from Jack. 671 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,154 Okay. How about four? 672 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,740 I told you so. 673 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,908 (GRUNTS) 674 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,160 Ow! Ah, my toupee. 675 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,913 (CLEARS THROAT) I mean, my real hair. (CHUCKLES) 676 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,749 Come and get 'em, everybody. 677 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:56,044 Out of the press, everybody. We've got newly created jokester cards. 678 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,130 Carla. Phlegm, congratulations. 679 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,465 And for you, Banana Bread. 680 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,010 Richard. Skyler's funny now. 681 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,803 Pull my finger. No, thank you. 682 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,971 Fool me once. 683 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,723 Actually, it was twice, Mike. 684 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,683 Well, we're all done over here. 685 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:12,728 Another door station fixed by yours truly, 686 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,814 Frankie Rigatoni with sauce. 687 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,774 Fritz is still in character, huh? 688 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,609 Yeah, but I think I got a solve. 689 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,944 And cut! 690 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,072 Oh. Hi, everybody. 691 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,324 Okay, all right. How was that? 692 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:27,242 You want another take? 693 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,869 I can do it a whole different way. 694 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:32,289 And last, but definitely not least, Val and Tylor, 695 00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:34,332 your jokester card. 696 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,168 (VAL READING) 697 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,506 Yeah, it's going to be worth a lot someday. 698 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,592 You know, some say Sulley and I 699 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,761 were the very first unofficial duo. 700 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,429 Well, except Sulley's not funny. 701 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:50,474 My approach to comedy is less desperate than Mikey. 702 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:53,018 Desperate? You can't talk to your boss like that! 703 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,187 Oh, so now you're in charge? 704 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,064 (SIGHS) Only when it suits me. 705 00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:58,315 (DINGS) 706 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,776 Ready to go, partner? 707 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,360 Work buds forever. 708 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,292 BEN: Tylor, Val! (GIGGLES)