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MAN ON RADIO:
Good morning, Monstropolis!
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DJs Slinky Stinkwell
and Jimmy the Booger Boy
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want you to know the sun is shining
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and the birds are screeching.
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It's a new day,
so go out and embrace it.
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Yeah, I'm gonna embrace
the snot out of it.
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- (ROARS)
- (YELPS AND THUDS)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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- (ROARS)
- (SCREAMS)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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{\an8}Mmm-hmm.
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- (TYLOR ROARS)
- (YELPS)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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"For Tylor, wishing you
a scare-filled first day.
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"Johnny and your Fear Co. family."
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- (LAUGHS)
- MILLIE: Wow,
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a gift basket and a company car.
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Oh, thank goodness
they found a job for you after all.
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Oh, hey, I want to celebrate my new job
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by taking the whole family
out to a fancy dinner.
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- How about La Petite Grr?
- Oh!
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The waiters all know me there.
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Tylor, I just want to make sure
you're taking this Fear Co. job
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because you want to,
and not because you're worried about us.
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I told you the store is doing fine.
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Yeah, we're entering key making season.
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This is what I want, Mom.
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I've dreamed of being
a scarer my whole life,
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And now... (CHUCKLES)
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I'm finally doing it.
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Oh. We're proud of you, hon.
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Hey, where's that perky orange rainbow
with the donuts?
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- You mean Val?
- (SHUSHING)
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Yeah, I... I gotta go.
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Knock 'em dead, baby.
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But just figuratively,
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because killing has consequences.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Tonight's top explosive story,
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Monsters, Inc. in chaos.
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Thanks to the investigative
journalism of yours truly,
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we now know Monsters, Inc.
was found harboring
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Henry J. Waternoose IV,
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the son of criminal mastermind
Henry J Waternoose III.
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Here's Jack, with his thoughts
on the future of laugh power
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and the all but certain failure
of Monsters, Incorporated.
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(SOBBING)
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Laugh power failed me!
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MONSTER: Hi, Val.
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- Congratulations.
- (LAUGHS) Thanks.
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Hey, it's our newest jokester.
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Good morning. I brought donuts.
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(LAUGHS) Force of habit.
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- You want one?
- Donut
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- mind if I do.
- Ah-ah-ah.
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- Hey.
- Didn't your doctor say
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you needed to cut back on sweets?
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I'll take one for the team.
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Actually, I'll take two for the team.
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- (MIKE GROANS)
- SULLY: Mmm!
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MONSTER: Hey, congrats, Val.
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If I want to eat my feelings, I can.
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Look how skinny my legs are.
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Congrats, Val.
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Thank you.
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So, yesterday was a lot.
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But the good news is, kid,
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it's your first day as a jokester,
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and with you on the team,
laugh power is sure to bounce back.
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Right, all the way, back to the top.
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MIKE: Here we are, kid.
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Soak it all in.
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This is your moment.
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Thanks, Mr. Wazowski.
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Call me Mike.
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Thanks, Mr. Mike Wazowski.
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(TIRES SQUEAL)
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There you go, buddy.
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Don't scratch it.
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That's a company car.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, hey!
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Welcome, Tylor.
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I am so glad we had a spot open up.
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Did your family enjoy
the basket we sent over?
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Oh, yeah, especially my dad.
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He ate all of it. (CHUCKLES)
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Even the decorative soaps.
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But thanks so much.
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And, and for the car, too.
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I dropped it off at the valet.
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Uh, we don't have a valet.
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(ENGINE TURNS OVER)
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MONSTER: Yeah! Free car! Whoo!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hey, excuse me, everybody.
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Let's give a big old roar
to our newest scarer,
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Tylor Tuskmon.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Here you go, Tylor.
Have a great first day.
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Why, thank you, Hazel.
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Oh, I, uh, got something for you.
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It's just a mock up
from the Creepshow simulator.
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(GASPS) Oh, wow!
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My own scare card, look at that.
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Tylor "The Terrible."
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Not too bad, huh?
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That's terrible in a good way,
though, right?
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- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- Oh, of course.
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- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
- Oh, we better hurry.
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Don't want to miss the morning huddle.
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(TYLOR SIGHS)
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Finally, the scare floor.
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JOHNNY: Tylor,
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welcome to the first day
of the rest of your life.
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(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wow!
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(GASPS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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This is incredible.
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(TYLOR GASPS)
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I can't believe I'm finally here.
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Wow! I mean, I thought
this would be big,
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but this is so much bigger
than I imagined.
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DECLAN: Hello.
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Good tidings, sir.
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Hey! Welcome to the floor, Tylor.
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Oh! Hey, Joy.
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Yeah, no, happy to be here.
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Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Skyler.
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Yes, we have met quite a few times.
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Hi.
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And this is your assistant,
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- Chompy.
- TYLOR: Chompy! Hi!
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- No, no, no, no.
- No. No.
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Chompy takes a pretty dim view
of being touched.
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Here. Go fetch.
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Nice to, uh...
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Meet you.
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All right. Scarers,
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bring it in.
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You are all an important part
of Fear Co's. legacy.
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You know it.
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And now it's up to each of you
to carry that legacy on.
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The leaderboard has been wiped clean,
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so who's going to be the leader today?
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- Is it you?
- (ROARS)
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- Is it you?
- (ROARS)
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- Is it...
- Skyler?
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- Is it you?
- Oh. Me? I, uh...
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Claws and paws in
for your Co. motto, on three.
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One, two, three.
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ALL: Let fear power you!
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(ALL ROARING)
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Monsters at the ready.
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Prepare to scare.
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(SIREN BLARING)
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(GROANS)
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(SIGHS) You know, I, uh...
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I've never actually, uh,
scared a human child before,
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just the simulators in college.
(CHUCKLES)
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Just go in there and be
who you are meant to be.
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VAL: Oh, wow. Okay, this is real.
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(LAUGHS) I'm freaking out.
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Now just get in there
and be who you are meant to be.
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(BOTH SIGH)
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- (ROARS)
- (KID SCREAMS)
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Look out, evil frowners,
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it is I, Captain Funny Bone,
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and her laughter filled
partner Chuckling Charlie.
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- (ROARS)
- (KID SCREAMS)
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Uh, this is Val to ground control,
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permission to make a silly landing
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at Hillary International Airport.
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Permission granted.
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VAL: Copy that.
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- (TYLOR ROARS)
- (KIDS SCREAM)
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VAL: Ooh, big fan of space.
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Me too. I'm an astronaut,
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- and I'm gonna put my foot on the moon.
- (GIRL LAUGHS)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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TYLOR: Wow!
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I am definitely not
at Monsters, Inc. anymore.
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Looking good, everyone.
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Great teamwork.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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{\an8}Oh, Val, you are a jokester.
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{\an8}All right.
You're cutting it up in there.
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{\an8}Just like a compound miter saw.
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{\an8}A hearty congratulations
to you, dear Valerie.
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Thanks, Roger. Or do you prefer Henry?
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Oh! Just Roger will do.
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That was my childhood nickname
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- back in New Squealand.
- New Squealand.
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- Ha! Yep. I called it.
- (GROANS)
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ROGER: Yep, that's right.
You see, my mom's from there.
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"Sweet as," as she would say.
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{\an8}You're as sweet as can be, Roger.
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Hey, Val, the next kid's pile
is on your desk.
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Sorry, guys. Work calls.
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Ugh. I went a whole childhood
without hugs.
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(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SIGHS)
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Excuse me!
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- Move!
- (GASPS)
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(IMITATING SIREN)
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Emergency mouse siren.
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We had a 1303,
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which turned into a 503,
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and if we're not careful,
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it's gonna be up to a 16.
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Well, my ex here was never
good at communicating.
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She's saying something
about the canisters leaking.
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They're not just leaking. They're empty.
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They're all empty.
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It says they're full,
but they're all empty.
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MIKE: All right, okay. What's the deal?
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The weeks' worth of laugh power
we have is just gone,
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and now we don't have enough
to get us through the day.
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So, right now we're in the green zone,
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but if the energy falls into the red...
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Well, what happens
if it falls into the red zone?
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Is it surprisingly something good?
Because we haven't had a lot of that.
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When. Not if.
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But when the city's demand for power
exceeds our supply,
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it's lights out.
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MIKE: The lights still work now,
though, right?
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I'm sorry to be such a downer.
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I could bake something
to help us all feel better.
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- Who's hungry?
- Okay, everyone,
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we have to generate
every gigawatt we can
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to avoid a blackout.
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Go, jokesters,
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keep getting more gigawatts
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so the city doesn't plunge
into darkness.
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(SIGHS)
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Yes!
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Anybody care for
a 36-and-a-half-hour energy drink?
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It makes you alert
and aware of your surroundings.
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- (GRUNTS)
- Ooh, sorry, boss.
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Nah, he's fine.
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As the saying goes,
"Comedy is pain plus time."
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I'm good. Just gonna pop
my shoulder back in real quick.
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ROGER: Ooh. Watch out,
more canisters incoming.
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(MACHINE DINGS)
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DECLAN: May I have your attention,
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our new scarer, Tylor Tuskmon,
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is climbing the leaderboard
in dramatic fashion.
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You'd best have your wits
about you, Joy.
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- Mm?
- Soon you'll be dethroned.
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Next stop, retirement.
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Or worse, irrelevant.
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(GROWLS AND HISSES)
255
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,815
Hey, you know, I'm not here
to dethrone anybody, you know.
256
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,485
I mean, we're working together.
We're, uh... we're work buds.
257
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,736
- Am I right?
- (HISSES)
258
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,404
Don't talk to me, bro.
259
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,448
- (DOOR SLAMS)
- Whoa!
260
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:58,699
What was that?
261
00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,285
Yeah, she made Skyler cry last week.
262
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,037
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
- And that's lunchtime.
263
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:06,290
Your 15 minutes starts now.
264
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,667
Fifteen minutes? What?
265
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,252
That's barely enough time
to check out the pastry case.
266
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,547
Oh! Hey, does anybody
want to grab, uh, lunch?
267
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,674
MONSTER: Hurry up!
268
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,300
You don't want to end up like Rosie.
269
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,426
Rosie?
270
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,762
Hey, Declan, what, uh...
What happened to Rosie?
271
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,347
Huh, she was late from lunch
272
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,641
and she wasn't pulling her numbers.
273
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,934
Wait, she was fired?
274
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,686
But everything about Rosie is scary.
275
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,104
That must've been a mistake.
276
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,523
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go talk to Johnny about it.
277
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,149
Don't worry, we're super tight.
278
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,194
And, uh, you... You left.
279
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,570
Yeah, no, that makes sense.
280
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,614
We only have 15 minutes. Well, 13 now.
281
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,949
Tylor, stop talking.
282
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,744
Let's go! Let's go.
283
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,538
We have to avoid a blackout.
284
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,289
Pick up the pace, everyone.
285
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,291
Oh, except you, Googly Bear.
286
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,127
You're going a little too fast.
287
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,129
I've never felt better, schmoopsie-poo!
288
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,881
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
289
00:11:58,843 --> 00:11:59,969
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
290
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,429
Yeah... Huh?
291
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:02,847
Space helmet... (GASPS)
292
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,808
{\an8}Oh, that was close. (GROANS)
293
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,394
I almost lost my science fiction-
slash-romance novel.
294
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,020
What's going on down there?
295
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,315
CUTTER: We're transferring
the canisters as fast as we can.
296
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,317
No red on my watch.
297
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,494
- Oh, hey, Chet.
- Whoa, whoa.
298
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,246
And where do you think you're going?
299
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,749
I just need to talk to Johnny
about my friend Rosie.
300
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,333
Let me just check the schedule here.
301
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,043
Oh! You're not going to believe this.
302
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,296
You can see Johnny for six minutes.
303
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,505
Oh, nice.
304
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,840
Three weeks from now.
305
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,509
Right now, he's very busy
preparing for a press conference.
306
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,594
Oh. Okay.
307
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,846
Uh, hey, do you want to grab lunch?
308
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,766
Oh, I'd love to,
but I have to dine at my desk alone,
309
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,434
just in case Johnny needs me.
310
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:49,643
Oh. Okay.
311
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,103
Uh, yeah. Sure.
312
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:53,647
(SIGHS)
313
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:56,609
Well, at least this is better
than eating a frozen rot dog
314
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,235
over my bathroom sink.
315
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,071
Again.
316
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,199
TYLOR: Something smells good.
Am I right?
317
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,950
That sure looks delicious.
318
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,994
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
- DECLAN: Lunchtime is over.
319
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,789
{\an8}Please report back
to your stations immediately.
320
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,873
{\an8}(SWALLOWS)
321
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,416
{\an8}(SIGHS)
322
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,752
- (ALARM SOUNDING)
- (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
323
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,714
SKYLER: Yeah! Skyler wins.
324
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:22,885
Mmm.
325
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:26,263
(SIGHS) I'm so sick of her
being number one.
326
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,226
That's right. I worked through lunch.
327
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,644
I'll eat when I'm dead.
328
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,647
If you come for the queen,
you better not miss.
329
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,816
That goes for all of you losers.
330
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,776
You're all useless and weak.
331
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,571
Your reign of terror is ending,
Your Highness.
332
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,031
Tylor will beat you.
333
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,075
It's just a matter of time.
334
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,536
Yeah. You're, you're...
You're rude and mean
335
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,080
and make us all feel bad
about ourselves.
336
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,291
Yeah, I had to start doing
daily affirmations.
337
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,501
I am worthy.
338
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,169
I'm putting money on Tylor.
339
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,671
- Yeah, me too.
- Me too, me too.
340
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:02,091
I'll put money on Skyler. Yeah.
341
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,342
(GROWLS)
342
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,469
No jokester is gonna outscare me.
343
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,764
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
344
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,813
Tylor, go in there and get enough scares
so you're number one.
345
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,314
Come on, Tylor.
346
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,774
Fill that can.
347
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,819
(SIGHS) Let's do this.
348
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:26,490
ALL: (CHANTING) Tylor! Tylor!
Tylor! Tylor! Tylor! Tylor!
349
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,326
Tylor! Tylor! Tylor! Tylor!
350
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,204
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
351
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,792
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
352
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,129
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
353
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,258
- (ROARS LOUDLY)
- Huh?
354
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,427
(GASPS)
355
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,720
Ben?
356
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,805
- Tylor?
- Uh... But I, uh...
357
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,807
- Sorry, buddy...
- BEN: What are you doing?
358
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:52,933
- Look, I, uh...
- (THUDS)
359
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,351
BEN: Is this a new joke?
360
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:56,312
- Uh, I...
- Where are your donuts?
361
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,813
I can't do this door.
362
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,732
I know this kid.
Just give me another one.
363
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,068
We're not letting you out until you fill
that canister and eliminate Joy.
364
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,445
ALL: Fill the can!
365
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,779
Down with Joy!
366
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,197
- ALL: Fill the can!
- (SIGHS)
367
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,866
- (TYLOR PANICKING)
- ALL: Fill the can!
368
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,492
BEN: I was worried you were mad at me
369
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,411
because I didn't like
your donut joke before.
370
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,872
- TYLOR: Yeah, well...
- Hey, check out my new recorder.
371
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,540
I just learned this new song.
372
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,750
(BLOWS RECORDER)
373
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,043
It's not very good,
374
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,086
- but my mom says I need practice.
- (PANICKING)
375
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,422
BEN: Oh, hey, I finally
finished that comic book
376
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,300
- I told you about...
- MILLIE: The only scary thing
377
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,885
is living with regret.
378
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,428
TYLOR: This is what I want, Mom.
379
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,264
I dreamed of being a scarer
my whole life,
380
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,349
and now... (CHUCKLES)
381
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,600
...I'm finally doing it.
382
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,477
BERNARD: You can't escape who you are,
383
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,811
so just embrace it.
384
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,855
- BEN: Tylor, what do you think?
- (CLAMORING)
385
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,107
- Tylor, are you okay?
- BERNARD: Just embrace it.
386
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,734
- What's wrong?
- (TYLOR MUMBLING)
387
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,902
BERNARD: Just embrace it.
388
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,695
(ROARS LOUDLY)
389
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,114
(BEN SCREAMS IN FRIGHT)
390
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,700
Tylor, stop.
391
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,912
- (GROWLS LOUDLY)
- (BEN SCREAMING)
392
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,372
(CANISTER DINGS)
393
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,791
(BEN CRYING)
394
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,167
Please.
395
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,672
I thought we were friends.
396
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,090
(BEN SOBBING)
397
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,592
(BEN CRYING)
398
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,389
Um...
399
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,016
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
400
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,935
(BEN CRYING)
401
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,398
ALL: The can is full!
402
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,649
The can is full!
403
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:24,984
The can is full!
404
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,319
(ALL CLAMORING)
405
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,405
ALL: Tylor! Tylor! Tylor!
406
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,490
Tylor! Tylor! Tylor!
407
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,870
DECLAN: Well done.
408
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,873
We have a new number one
on the leaderboard,
409
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,168
Tylor "The Terrible" Tuskmon!
410
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,088
ALL: Tylor! Tylor! Tylor!
411
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,800
(TYLOR SOBBING)
412
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,604
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
413
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,231
(SIGHS)
414
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,026
{\an8}(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
415
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,031
{\an8}JOHNNY: Hey, careful
with that card, huh?
416
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,782
It's going to be worth a lot someday.
417
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,534
Chet said you were looking for me.
418
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,370
You know, I've always got time for you,
regardless of what he says.
419
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,621
Between the two of us,
420
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,124
Chet is a little overprotective.
421
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,753
Ben was really upset.
422
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,589
- Ben?
- A little boy I used to make laugh
423
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,923
back at Monsters, Inc.
424
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,760
Tylor, those days are over.
425
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,179
It's time to focus on your future.
426
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,182
Come on, kid.
427
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,771
First day and you're already
top of the leaderboard.
428
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,106
I knew I was right about you.
429
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,734
I'm glad to see you're finally
embracing who you are.
430
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,569
TYLOR: I'm not sure if I like it.
431
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,904
Well, I like it.
432
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,572
And I think
433
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,699
so will everyone else.
434
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,868
- REPORTER 1: Johnny...
- REPORTER 2: It's Johnny...
435
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,703
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
436
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:01,663
(CHUCKLING)
437
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,457
(GASPS)
438
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,876
CELIA: Well done, monsters.
439
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,254
We reached our goal today
and prevented a blackout.
440
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:10,756
Let's not think about
441
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,591
how we'll have to do it again tomorrow,
442
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,427
and just say hooray for now.
443
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,596
ALL: Hooray for now.
444
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,265
- Yes!
- (CHUCKLES)
445
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,185
You put us over the top, Val.
And so did this energy drink.
446
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,771
Is my eye red?
447
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,272
Because it's very itchy.
448
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,899
Anybody got eye drops?
449
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,276
Ah.
450
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,278
Thank you, Cameron.
451
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,198
(ALARM SOUNDING)
452
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,451
Whoo-ee!
453
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,619
That was close.
454
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,871
(GASPS)
455
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,083
Uh...
456
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,669
This is close.
457
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,839
And if my tongue licks your eyeball,
458
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,549
- it's not my fault.
- Oh.
459
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:56,051
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
460
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,138
Thank you. Thank you all for coming.
461
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,973
We've all seen the news
462
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,350
and how our friends
at Monsters, Incorporated
463
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,685
have had their issues,
464
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,020
so we are expediting the unveiling
465
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,148
of our Fear Co. scream amplifier
466
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,109
that makes screams
more powerful than laughs.
467
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,570
- REPORTER: Oh.
- JOHNNY: We'll soon have more power
468
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,321
than we know what to do with.
469
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,073
And I am very excited
470
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,659
to announce that we even have
the former scarer
471
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,453
turned jokester turned scarer again,
472
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,123
Tylor "The Terrible" Tuskmon
473
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,916
joining the Fear Co. family.
474
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,544
Look at him over there, huh?
Isn't he something, folks?
475
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,628
He's great.
476
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,174
In fact, I'm promoting him
to Vice President of Scaring.
477
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,885
- What?
- (REPORTERS CLAMORING)
478
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,803
JOHNNY: Number one on his first day.
479
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,680
I haven't seen talent like that since...
480
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,016
- Well, me. (LAUGHS)
- (ALL LAUGHING)
481
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,352
The other power companies
may tinker with new ideas,
482
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,230
- but you can't reliably power homes...
- (ALARM SOUNDS)
483
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,565
...with good intentions.
484
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,734
While laugh power has its merits,
485
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,277
it's not who we are.
486
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,071
It's a monster's nature to be scary.
487
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,866
Fear, it's our tradition,
488
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,659
but it's also human children's.
489
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,746
We may rely on their screams
to power our city,
490
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,582
but human children
need us to be terrifying.
491
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,167
They tell stories about us
492
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,085
at sleepovers and around campfires.
493
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:15,839
We have a responsibility
to keep kids scared,
494
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,134
and I take that responsibility
very seriously,
495
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,886
as did my father before me.
496
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,847
Fear Co. will continue
that proud tradition,
497
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,933
because fear is power.
498
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,143
Let fear power you.
499
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,728
It's powering me right now.
500
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,563
It's coursing through my veins.
501
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,815
And now I'll take your questions.
502
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,692
REPORTER 1: Mr. Worthington...
and Johnny,
503
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,277
- what...
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
504
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,281
- Ah...
- Huh?
505
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,909
I'll see you in the stars.
506
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,202
And...
507
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,536
Save.
508
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,913
No!
509
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,500
MONSTER 1: Whoa!
510
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,085
MONSTER 2: Was that a blackout?
511
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,295
Clearly this is Monsters,
Incorporated's fault.
512
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,714
- I knew this would happen.
- Uh, Johnny, over here please?
513
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,007
- Over here!
- Over here!
514
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,425
Uh, Mr. Worthington?
515
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,427
Look, I'm not sure
what's going on here, folks,
516
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,512
but don't worry,
517
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,056
Fear Co's power grid remains secure,
518
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:09,268
and we will fix everything
with our scream amplifier.
519
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,019
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
520
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,315
What's going on?
What happened to the power?
521
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,527
And this whole Vice President thing,
I thought I was just a scarer.
522
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,195
What did I just say, Tylor?
523
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,363
Don't worry.
524
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,323
I've taken care of everything.
525
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:30,789
Where are we?
526
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,126
I like to think of it
as my own private lair.
527
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,629
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
528
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,060
(CANISTER CLANKING)
529
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,940
That's a laugh canister
from Monsters, Inc.
530
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,191
Yes, it is.
531
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,069
And it's time my vice president
learned the whole truth.
532
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:04,156
You see, I've got
somebody on the inside.
533
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,742
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
534
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,702
(GASPS) Randall?
535
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,746
- Boggs.
- (LAUGHS EVILLY)
536
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,247
Mission accomplished,
537
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:13,623
boss.
538
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,630
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
539
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:17,265
NEEDLEMAN: Whoa! I never saw that
Randall reveal coming.
540
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:20,519
SMITTY: Oh, I totally saw it coming,
from the first episode.
541
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,687
NEEDLEMAN: Shut up, Smitty. No spoilers!
542
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:25,106
SMITTY: I'm not spoiling it.
They just watched it.
543
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:26,483
This is the end.
544
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,777
NEEDLEMAN: Oh. It is?