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怪獸城市早安!

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DJ史林克臭臭與鼻屎男吉米

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想讓你知道今天陽光普照,鳥兒鳴叫

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今天是全新的一天,出門好好把握今天

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沒錯,我要把今天過得淋漓盡致

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「致泰勒,希望你第一天上班
就能有滿滿的驚嚇能量

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強尼與恐懼公司大家庭敬上」

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是禮物籃,還配給你公司車

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還好他們還是為你找到了職位

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對了,我想慶祝我找到新工作

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我想帶全家去吃大餐

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去小吼叫餐廳怎麼樣?

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那邊的服務生都知道我是誰

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泰勒,我希望你接下恐懼公司的工作

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是因為你想要這份工作
而不是因為擔心我們

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我說過五金行還過得去

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對,馬上就是打鑰匙的旺季了

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這就是我想要的,媽

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我這輩子的夢想就是當上驚嚇專員

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現在我終於能圓夢了

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我們真以你為榮,親愛的

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那個帶著甜甜圈的活潑橘色彩虹呢?

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妳是說薇兒?

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我得走了

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讓他們知道你的厲害,寶貝

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這只是一種比喻,因為這麼做會有後果

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《怪獸職場求生記》

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(我尖叫,你尖叫)

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今晚的獨家頭條
怪獸電力公司陷入一片混亂

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多虧了我這位調查記者

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現在我們知道怪獸電力公司藏匿了

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亨利荷特路四世

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他是犯罪首腦亨利荷特路三世的兒子

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來聽聽傑克對笑聲電力的未來

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以及肯定完蛋了的怪獸電力公司的看法

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(尖叫桶)

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笑聲電力辜負了我!

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(我們追求歡笑)

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嗨,薇兒

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- 恭喜
- 謝謝

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是我們最新的歡笑專員

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早安,我帶了甜甜圈,是我的老習慣

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- 你要嗎?
- 那我就不客氣了

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你的醫生

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不是叫你少吃甜食?

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這種苦差事就交給我吧
我看我還是拿兩個好了

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薇兒,恭喜妳

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如果我想靠吃東西抒發情緒也沒問題
看看我的腿有多細

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- 薇兒,恭喜
- 謝謝

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昨天真的很誇張

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孩子,不過好消息是
今天是妳成為歡笑專員的第一天

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有了妳的加入,笑聲電力肯定會恢復

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沒錯,笑聲電力
一定會走出低谷,再創高峰

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孩子,我們到了

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好好享受吧,這是屬於妳的時刻

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謝謝華斯基先生

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- 叫我「麥克」就好
- 謝謝麥克華斯基先生

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(怪獸城市)
(驚嚇1)

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老兄,交給你了,小心別刮到
那是公司車

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你好!歡迎,泰勒

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我好開心公司剛好有空缺

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你家人喜歡我們送的禮物籃嗎?

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很喜歡,尤其是我爸

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他通通都吃光了
連裝飾的肥皂也不放過

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不過我真的很感謝

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還有那輛公司車,我交給泊車人員了

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我們沒有泊車人員

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讚啦!免費的車!

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各位打擾一下

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給我們最新的驚嚇專員最熱烈的吼叫

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泰勒圖斯克蒙

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(歡迎泰勒圖斯克蒙)

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給你,泰勒,祝你第一天上班愉快

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謝謝妳,海瑟

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我有東西要給你

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這只是用恐怖秀模擬器做的樣品

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天啊!是我的驚嚇卡,瞧瞧這玩意

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「恐怖」泰勒

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還不賴吧?

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不過這是好的恐怖,對吧?

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當然

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我們最好趕快,可不想錯過晨會

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(驚嚇樓層)

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終於來到驚嚇樓層了

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泰勒

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歡迎首次進入你未來的生活

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真是太不可思議了

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真不敢相信我終於來到這裡了

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我知道這裡會很大

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不過這比我想像的還大

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你們好

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先生,日安

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你好!歡迎來到本樓層,泰勒

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喬伊,妳好

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我也很開心來到這裡

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你好,很高興見到你,我是史凱勒

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對,我們見過幾次面,你好

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這是你的助理,恰皮

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恰皮!你好!

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不可以...不可以

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恰皮不喜歡被摸

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去撿回來

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很高興見到你

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好了,驚嚇專員們,請過來

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大家都是恐懼公司傳統重要的一分子
你們也很清楚

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現在要由各位撐起這份傳統

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排行榜已全數清空

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誰會成為今天的冠軍?是你嗎?

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是你嗎?

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- 還是...
- 史凱勒?

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- 還是你?
- 我?

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數到三,伸出你們的爪掌
喊出公司座右銘

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一、二、三!

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用恐懼發電!

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怪獸各就各位,準備驚嚇

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其實我從沒嚇過小孩

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我只有大學使用模擬器的經驗

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你只要走進去,遵循你的本性就好

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好,真的要來了,我要嚇壞了

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妳只要走進去,遵循妳的本性就好

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邪惡的臭臉們小心了,爆笑隊長來也

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還有她的愛笑搭檔咯咯笑查理

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薇兒呼叫地面管制中心

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准許本機傻笑降落在希拉蕊國際機場

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- 准許降落
- 收到

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妳很喜歡太空

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我也是,我是太空人
我要在月球上行走

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(第11名泰勒)

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我現在絕對不是在怪獸電力公司了

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(咯咯瓦)

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狀況不錯,各位

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大家合作無間

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{\an8}薇兒,妳真的成了歡笑專員

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{\an8}妳的表現真是可圈可點
就像多角度鋸機一樣

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{\an8}誠心恭喜妳,親愛的薇兒

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羅傑,謝謝,還是你想要我叫你亨利?

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叫我羅傑就好,這是我小時候的綽號

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- 在紐叫蘭的時候
- 紐叫蘭

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- 對,我先說了
- 沒錯

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那是我媽的故鄉
換作是她,她會說「棒呆了」

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{\an8}你真貼心,羅傑

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薇兒,下一個小孩的檔案放妳桌上了

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大家抱歉了,我要去忙了

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我整個童年都沒有抱抱過

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(機密)

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{\an8}(怪獸電力公司)

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不好意思!借過!

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緊急老鼠警報

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出現了1303狀況
接著成了503狀況

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如果沒謹慎處理
就會演變成216狀況

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我的前任從來都不擅長溝通

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她是在說能量瓶洩漏了

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不只是洩漏,能量瓶是空的

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全都空了

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上面顯示是滿的,但實際上都是空的

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好了,現在怎麼回事?

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一週分量的笑聲電力通通沒了

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現在我們沒有足夠的電力撐完一整天

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目前還在綠色區間
但如果能量掉到紅色區間

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如果降到紅色區間會發生什麼事?

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會有出乎意料的好事嗎?
因為最近都沒什麼好事

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以下的情況一定會發生

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當怪獸城市的電力需求超出我們的負荷

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就會停電

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不過現在還有電吧?

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抱歉我這麼掃興

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我可以烤點吃的提振大家的心情
誰餓了?

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各位,我們得盡力生產咯咯瓦
以避免停電

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歡笑專員加油

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繼續收集咯咯瓦
別讓這座城市陷入一片漆黑

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好耶!

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誰需要36.5小時的提神飲料?

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能讓你保持警覺,留意四周環境

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- 抱歉了,老闆
- 他沒事啦

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俗話說:「喜劇是痛苦加上時間」

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我沒事,只需要稍微把肩膀接回去

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小心,送來更多能量瓶了

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請各位注意

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新來的驚嚇專員泰勒圖斯克蒙

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以驚人之姿衝上排行榜

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喬伊,妳最好小心點

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妳很快就會被擠下寶座,接著就是退休

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或者更慘,變成無名小卒

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我沒有打算把別人擠下寶座
妳知道吧?

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我們一起工作,我們是同事,對吧?

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老兄,別跟我講話

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這是怎樣?

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她上週把史凱勒逼哭了

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午餐時間到了

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現在開始計時15分鐘

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15分鐘?什麼?

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根本來不及去看有什麼糕點

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誰要一起吃午餐嗎?

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快點!

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- 你不會想落得跟蘿絲一樣的下場
- 蘿絲?

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戴克蘭,蘿絲怎麼了?

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她午餐超時,而且工作也沒達標

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等等,她被開除了?但蘿絲超可怕的

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肯定是哪裡搞錯了,我去找強尼談談

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別擔心,我們很親

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你走了

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對,這很合理

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我們只有15分鐘,現在只剩13分鐘
泰勒,別再講話了

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加油,我們要避免停電

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大家加快速度

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除了你以外,大眼仔
你的速度有點太快了

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我再好不過...

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這是怎麼回事?

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太空頭盔...

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{\an8}好險

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我的科幻浪漫小說差點泡湯了

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下面怎麼了?

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我們已經在盡快調度能量瓶了

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有我在就不會落入紅色區間

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切特,你好

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你是想去哪?

217
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,832
我只是要跟強尼聊聊我朋友蘿絲的事

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00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:33,002
我看一下行事曆,你肯定不敢相信

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你可以跟強尼聊六分鐘

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很好

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在三週後

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00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,551
他現在忙著準備記者會

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好

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00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,763
你想一起去吃午餐嗎?

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我也想,但我得獨自在辦公桌吃

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以免強尼需要找我

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好的,沒問題

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(孤單怪獸)

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這至少比待在廁所洗手台

230
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吃冷凍腐狗好

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又一次

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- 好
- 聞起來好香,對吧?

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看起來好可口

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午餐時間結束

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00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,622
{\an8}請立刻重返工作站

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{\an8}(打烊)

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好耶!史凱勒贏了

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(驚嚇總分-第一名喬伊)
(第二名泰勒)

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我已經受夠她每次都是第一名了

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00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,059
沒錯,我午餐期間也在工作

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00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,560
我掛點之後再吃飯就行了

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00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,855
想做掉皇后,那你最好別失手

243
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:38,442
你們這群魯蛇也一樣,全是軟弱的廢物

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00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,613
殿下,妳的恐怖統治時代即將終結

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00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,073
泰勒會打敗妳

246
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,158
只是早晚而已

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沒錯,妳沒禮貌又刻薄
還讓大家自信心下降

248
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,250
對,害我得每天對自己信心喊話

249
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,626
我是有價值的怪獸

250
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,086
我賭泰勒會贏

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- 對,我也是
- 我也是

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我賭史凱勒贏

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00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,553
歡笑專員絕不可能打敗我

254
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,855
泰勒,快進去收集足夠的驚嚇能量
奪下第一名

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泰勒,加油,裝滿能量瓶

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準備上吧

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00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:26,323
泰勒...泰勒!

258
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班?

259
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,264
- 泰勒?
- 可是我...

260
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- 抱歉了
- 你在做什麼?

261
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,767
這是新的笑話嗎?

262
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,145
你的甜甜圈呢?

263
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,899
我搞不定這扇門
這個小孩我認識,幫我換一扇門

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00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,277
在你裝滿能量瓶,打敗喬伊以前
我們是不會放你出來的

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00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:08,699
裝滿能量瓶!打敗喬伊!

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我很擔心你還在生我的氣
因為我之前不喜歡你的甜甜圈笑話

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00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,412
- 那個...
- 聽著

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00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,373
你聽聽看我的新直笛
我剛學了一首新歌

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雖然還不太順
但媽媽說我只是需要練習

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對了,我終於看完那本漫畫了

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- 我之前跟你提過的...
- 唯一可怕的

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是活在後悔之中

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00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,261
這就是我想要的,媽

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我這輩子的夢想就是當上驚嚇專員

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00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,433
現在我終於能圓夢了

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你無法違背你的本性,只能接受

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00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,939
- 泰勒,你覺得怎麼樣?
- 打敗喬伊!

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- 只能接受
- 泰勒,你還好嗎?出了什麼事?

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只能接受

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泰勒,別這樣

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求求你

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00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,505
我以為我們是朋友

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能量瓶滿了!能量瓶滿了!

284
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:31,991
泰勒...泰勒!

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做得好

286
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,915
新的排行榜冠軍誕生了

287
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:43,127
「恐怖」泰勒圖斯克蒙!

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00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:47,381
泰勒...泰勒!

289
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,655
{\an8}小心別弄壞驚嚇卡

290
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,534
將來會很值錢的,切特說你在找我

291
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,579
不管他怎麼說,我總能抽出時間來見你

292
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:22,124
你別說出去,但切特有點過度保護了

293
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,753
班真的很難過

294
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- 班?
- 是我之前在怪獸電力公司

295
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,923
逗笑的小男孩

296
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,968
泰勒,那都過去了

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00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,179
你要專注於未來

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00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,182
孩子,跟我來

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00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,854
你在上班第一天就登上排行榜冠軍

300
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,355
我就知道沒看錯你

301
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(排行榜冠軍!)

302
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,817
我很開心看到你接受了自己的本性

303
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,819
我不確定我喜歡這樣

304
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,904
但我很喜歡

305
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,699
我認為大家也會喜歡

306
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,701
- 強尼...
- 是強尼...

307
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,876
怪獸們,做得好

308
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,463
我們達到了今天的目標,避免了停電

309
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,674
先別想明天要再重來一次

310
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,511
只需要說「暫時萬歲」

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暫時萬歲

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00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,517
- 太好了!
- 薇兒,妳讓我們大獲成功

313
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,060
這罐提神飲料也是

314
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:25,854
我眼睛很紅嗎?

315
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,899
因為我的眼睛超癢的,誰有眼藥水?

316
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,278
卡麥隆,謝謝

317
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,619
真驚險

318
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,752
這樣很親密

319
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,632
如果我的舌頭舔了妳的眼球
請妳別怪我

320
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- 看這邊!
- 強尼!

321
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,221
謝謝各位前來

322
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,973
我們都看到了新聞

323
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,350
以及我們在怪獸電力公司的朋友

324
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,018
遇到了一些狀況

325
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:09,148
因此我們加快速度為各位揭曉
恐懼公司的尖叫增幅器

326
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,151
讓尖叫變得比笑聲更能提供電力

327
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,529
我們很快就能擁有多到無法想像的電力

328
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,572
(輸入尖叫-輸出能源)

329
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,157
我非常期待

330
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,742
跟各位宣布本公司甚至有前驚嚇專員

331
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,453
轉職成歡笑專員
之後又回來當驚嚇專員

332
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:28,041
「恐怖」泰勒圖斯克蒙
加入了恐懼公司大家庭

333
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,669
瞧瞧他,是不是很厲害?

334
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,670
他很出色

335
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:35,174
事實上,我要提拔他成為驚嚇副總

336
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,258
什麼?

337
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,803
第一天就登上驚嚇榜首

338
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,806
我從來沒看過這種天才,自從...
自從我出現之後

339
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,477
其他電力公司會想用新點子改進

340
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:51,773
但意圖良善是無法穩定供電的

341
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,277
雖然笑聲電力有它的優點
但這不是我們的本性

342
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,071
怪獸的天性就是要可怕

343
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,866
恐懼是我們的傳統

344
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,951
但人類小孩也是

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00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,746
也許我們仰賴他們的尖叫來為城市供電

346
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,582
但人類小孩也需要可怕的我們

347
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:12,085
他們會在過夜派對和營火旁
說著關於我們的故事

348
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:15,839
我們有責任一直讓小孩感到害怕

349
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:19,051
而我非常重視這份責任

350
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,094
跟我爸爸一樣

351
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,805
恐懼公司會延續這個自豪的傳統

352
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,099
因為恐懼就是力量

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00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,435
用恐懼發電

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00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,686
我已經感受到這份力量了

355
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,521
它在我的血液中流淌

356
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:33,774
現在是問答時間

357
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,485
沃辛頓先生...強尼...

358
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,076
我們在星辰中相見

359
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,495
存檔

360
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:47,996
不!

361
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,043
是停電嗎?

362
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,254
這很明顯是怪獸電力公司的錯

363
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,380
我就知道會這樣

364
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,673
強尼,請看這邊

365
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,966
- 這邊!
- 這邊!

366
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,259
沃辛頓先生?

367
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,470
各位,我不確定現在出了什麼問題
但不用擔心

368
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,014
恐懼公司的電力網沒有問題

369
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:09,810
我們會用尖叫增幅器修好一切

370
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,274
這是怎麼回事?電力怎麼了?

371
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,652
還有副總的消息
我以為我只是驚嚇專員

372
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,321
我剛不是說了嗎,泰勒?別擔心

373
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,282
我會搞定一切

374
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,747
我們在哪?

375
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:34,084
我喜歡把這裡當成我私密巢穴

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00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,898
這是怪獸電力公司的笑聲能量瓶

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00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,150
沒錯

378
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:01,236
是時候讓我的副總了解全盤真相

379
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:04,239
是這樣的,我安插了內鬼

380
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:10,078
- 藍道?
- 博格斯

381
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,582
老闆,任務完成

382
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:17,265
我完全沒料到藍道會出現

383
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:20,435
從第一集開始我就知道了

384
00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:22,687
閉嘴,史密提,不准暴雷!

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00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:26,816
我沒有暴雷,觀眾才剛看完,這是片尾

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00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,069
是嗎?

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00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,364
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