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RANDY: Come on. (GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLING) Let me
tell you a story.
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{\an8}Me and Johnny
go way back at MU.
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We were practically
joined at the hip.
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Besties.
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- SWAMP WOMAN: Cleetus, what is that?
- SWAMP MAN: What in tarnation?
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- (GROWLING)
- (SHRIEKING)
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RANDY: He saved me
from those swamp people,
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so I owed him one.
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You see,
Fear Co. had a problem.
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Scream Power was kaput.
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And Johnny needed
to protect his family legacy.
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So we cooked up
a brilliant scheme.
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We pretended to invent
a Scream Amplifier
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that would save
the Scaring industry.
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Ah. (LAUGHING)
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Meanwhile, I used my very
particular set of skills
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to sneak into Monsters, Inc.
in the dead of night
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and nab the MIFTers' key
to their holding pen,
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steal those dummies'
laugh energy
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and then pass it off
as our own.
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(LAUGHING)
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I even rewired
the empty canisters
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so no one noticed
the missing laugh energy.
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Hmm.
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Those clowns
didn't have any idea what was going on.
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Ha!
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And then I tipped off
the clueless media
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about the leaky canisters.
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- Who is this?
- A big fan.
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Hello? Hello?
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RANDY: Suddenly, Monsters, Inc. couldn't
meet the energy needs of this city
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and caused
a catastrophic blackout.
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Curse you,
Laugh Power!
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RANDY: And along the way,
I had some fun sticking it
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to that one-eyed cretin
Wazowski.
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MIKE: My lucky mint better be returned
in pristine condition.
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RANDY: But I wanted
nothing more
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than to wipe that smug grin
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off Sullivan's
stupid blue face.
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(LAUGHING)
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And we found some poor schmuck
close to him to help us out.
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TYLOR: Wait. Wait a second.
I'm the schmuck?
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You used me?
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Tylor, Tylor.
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I didn't use you,
I chose you.
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I've been watching you ever since
you broke Sullivan's Scare Record,
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and then I see you
telling jokes at the homecoming game.
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I knew your talent
was being wasted at Monsters, Inc.
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Yeah,
but because of you,
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all my friends
hate me now.
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Friends?
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They are not
your friends.
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Did any of them
stand up for you?
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Well, I mean, no,
but...
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Tylor, I'm standing up
for you.
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The world is
changing around us,
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and I need your help
to take it back.
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Speaking of help,
you know who didn't get any? Me.
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Your phony
Scream Amplifier is activated,
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and so is my tennis elbow
so thanks for that.
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(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
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What? No. No, no.
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You're mixing
laughs and screams?
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Yeah.
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There is
no Scream Amplifier.
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Now, come on, kid.
We got to get back out there.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
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(SIRENS BLARING)
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Michael Wazowski,
James Patrick Sullivan.
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- Uh, yeah.
- Who's asking?
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- M.E.R.C.
- MONSTER: Oh, M.E.R.C.
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- Uh...
- Attention.
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Monsters, Inc. is now
under the jurisdiction
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{\an8}of the Monstropolis Energy
Regulatory Commission.
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Halt all funny business
immediately.
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{\an8}I repeat, halt all
funny business immediately
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and exit the building
in a non-humorous manner.
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You're wanted
for questioning
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about the blackout
you caused.
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BOTH: We caused?
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- Hey, watch the fur.
- Call my lawyer.
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Googly Bear.
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Wait, I don't have a lawyer.
Find me a lawyer!
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- One that works pro bono.
- CELIA: Don't try to be soft.
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Yes, we're bringing them
to M.E.R.C. Headquarters now.
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Preparing to transfer
the city's power needs
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- from Monsters, Inc. to Fear Co.
- Fear Co.?
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Folks, I just
received this bulletin.
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Sadly, M.E.R.C. has confirmed
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that Monsters Incorporated
caused the blackout.
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Once their supply
of Laugh Power ran out,
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it shorted out
the entire power grid.
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(SCOFFS) I knew it.
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You know, it breaks my heart
that the hardworking citizens
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of Monstropolis
don't have power.
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But Tylor, our top Scarer
and future face of Fear
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has helped get
our new Scream Amplifier up and running.
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Johnny, can I borrow you for...
It's just about...
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Listen to him.
So excited.
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Now, trust me.
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Power will be restored
by 9:00 tonight.
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- Okay, so Jack and Jill...
- Hey, Johnny! Johnny. Hold up. Wait.
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- ...of the Scream Amplifier.
- Johnny, listen!
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You cannot mix
screams and laughs.
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This whole building
is gonna blow.
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Like, explode?
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(CHUCKLES)
It's okay. Relax.
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I appreciate your concern,
but I've done my own research, okay?
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(STUTTERS)
But, uh, are you sure that's accurate?
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- Boo!
- (SHRIEKS)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, you still got it, Boggs.
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I'm just warming up
to scare some kids.
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I hope I get a bed wetter,
like Chet in college.
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(CHUCKLES) Good old Chet Wetter.
They still call you that?
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They should, Chet Wetter.
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- I just go by Chet now.
- (STATION RUMBLING)
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Whoa! See?
Did you see that?
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- That is not good.
- Tylor, it's fine.
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The energies
are just mixing.
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Everything is
under control.
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But, you don't...
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Okay, Chet Wetter,
let's put the Fear Co. banner
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- over here.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- CHET: Okay.
- JOHNNY: Yeah, front and center.
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OFFICER: All Monsters
Incorporated employees
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exit the building now.
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I repeat, all Monsters
Incorporated employees
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exit the building now.
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Psst. Guys.
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Guys, you still here?
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(FRITZ AND ROGER GRUNTING)
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Guys. (GASPS)
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(GRUNTS) We gotta get Fendi out.
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- Oh.
- We can't leave her behind.
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I don't understand.
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We just worked so hard
to get all the gigglewatts we needed.
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So how was there a blackout?
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- TYLOR: I know.
- (BOTH GASP)
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- Tuskmon.
- Oh, boy, here we go.
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Why are you here?
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Look, I know you're all mad at me,
and I get it.
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- But Randall Boggs is back.
- What?
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He's been stealing
Laugh Power for Johnny,
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then making our canisters
still look full.
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And they were using me
all along to do it.
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(SCOFFS)
Likely story from a traitor.
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Look, I know I screwed up.
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I want to fix this, but I...
I can't do it alone.
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Wait. If Randall stole
our Laugh Power...
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That means there were
no leaks and...
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BOTH: It wasn't your fault.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, me, too.
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I'm even sorry for the incident.
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I shouldn't have
bought you the wrong orange juice.
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I despise pulp,
but it was never about the orange juice.
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Okay, cool.
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Uh, happy for you.
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But getting back
to more pressing matters,
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Fear Co. caused the blackout.
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There is no Scream Amplifier.
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All they're doing is mixing laugh and
scream energy in the receiving station.
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Johnny's gonna
activate it at 9:00 p.m.
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And when he does...
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Permanent blackout.
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Why?
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Okay, MIFTers
and extended work family,
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we've got a nut
that needs wrenching. Any ideas?
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- Uh...
- Hmm.
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If only there was a way
to separate the screams from the laughs.
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Oh, sweet buttered toast.
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Guess who's got an idea.
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- (ROGER GASPS)
- Waternoose's old scream extractor.
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CUTTER: Yeah.
Lucky we kept all the pieces.
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- Guess we got to put it back together.
- Listen up, every MIFTer,
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grab some parts, even former ones.
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I really want to hug,
but there's no time to tell him
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how much I miss and forgive him.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Life is too short.
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(GRUNTS)
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Roger, I, uh...
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I think I owe you an apology
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- for...
- Hey, I get it.
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Look, if I heard me yelling at my dad
on the phone in a very angry,
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unsettling manner, I'd accuse me, too.
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Probably not on live television.
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But, hey, forgiveness photo.
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Oh, uh, okay.
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(GIGGLES)
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- Oh, hey.
- Hmm.
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Save your pathetic
apology tour for later, College Boy.
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Now, if you're so smart,
how do we actually get into Fear Co.?
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I know a way,
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but we're gonna need disguises.
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Whoa!
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Tylor, you're not...
(GRUNTS) supporting me.
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Sorry. I am trying
to be a better friend.
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No, not like that.
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I need you to
physically support me.
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Stand up straight.
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Whoa! Yeah, definitely
an evil lair vibe going on here.
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It's all clear.
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Good thing I kept some of this
Fear Co. swag from the creep show.
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Fritz, where's your disguise?
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Oh, I don't need one.
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I do community theater
on the weekend.
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- My performance shall be my disguise.
- (GIGGLES)
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I'm Frankie Rigatoni.
I'm really, really tough.
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Hey, don't you look me in the eye.
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Oh, oh.
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Well, I'm quite intimidated.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(PANTING)
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Look, there it is.
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- The receiving station.
- VAL: (GASPS) Uh-oh.
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So what now, College Boy?
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Hey, Duncan, how would
you like to be promoted to supervisor?
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Skyler.
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I got to go number two
and probably number six.
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No can do, old man.
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Got strict orders
to guard this area.
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Okay. (GRUNTS)
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(FARTING)
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Skyler tried to hold it.
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(RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING)
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Ah, the station's been
acting up all day.
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Let's see what
the old gauges say.
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Hmm. All seems...
(GRUNTS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Oi.
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Underling.
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- Uh...
- Declan?
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As supervisor, I have
reconsidered your request
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for lavatory access,
and I've granted it.
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Oh, thanks.
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I held in the number two,
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but the number six,
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yeah, it, kind of,
squeaked out. (FARTS)
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Speaking of relief,
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you have been relieved
from your post as well.
246
00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:54,570
These two very scary,
very loyal Scarers
247
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,489
will hold down the fort.
248
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,949
Hey, have I seen you from somewhere?
249
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,534
What floor do you work on?
250
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,203
Uh... (SIGHS)
251
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,287
Uh...
252
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,416
(SNARLING)
253
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,627
I'm on floor
none-of-your-business.
254
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,212
I'm Frankie Rigatoni.
255
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,964
I don't take no nothing
from nobody.
256
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,800
And that nobody is you.
257
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,302
All right, Frankie, all right.
We're cool, we're cool.
258
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,013
(SNARLS)
259
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:23,808
Call me nobody.
260
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,518
I'll have you know
I am somebody.
261
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,852
FRITZ: Oh, yeah?
262
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,146
(SCOFFS) I'm gonna
go egg that guy's car.
263
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,192
FRITZ: Come on.
It's just over here.
264
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,653
- CUTTER: Almost there.
- DUNCAN: Heavier than I remember.
265
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,238
ROGER: It's a good thing
I work out.
266
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,411
All right, we've only
got 15 minutes to put this together.
267
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,954
So we have to put
a move on it.
268
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,789
Has anyone seen
the doohickeys?
269
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,624
{\an8}Doohickeys incoming.
270
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:49,792
CUTTER: Duncan!
271
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,169
Fastening the doohickeys
to the thingamajig.
272
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,213
- Roger.
- Rolling canisters to you.
273
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,924
I'm tightening these gaskets.
274
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,552
(GRUNTING)
Why doesn't this fit?
275
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,554
What, is this metric?
(GRUNTS)
276
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,265
Oh, uh, I think
you might need a different one.
277
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,600
- Huh?
- My family does own a hardware store.
278
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,728
Crazy first day, huh?
279
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,104
Yeah.
280
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,689
So how was yours?
281
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,650
You know, before learning
about the whole Fear Co. is evil thing.
282
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,611
Not fun. My assistant
kept trying to eat me.
283
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,655
Well, your hands
are bite-sized.
284
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,741
(RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING)
285
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,326
We gotta hurry.
286
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,623
Okay, so here's the button to activate
the Scream Amplifier, Johnny.
287
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,042
(CHUCKLES) I did
a good job, right?
288
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,753
Enough for
a pay raise maybe?
289
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,338
My non-elective surgery
is coming up.
290
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,007
- JILL: Oh, Johnny.
- Hey.
291
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,176
There's the only
news team I trust.
292
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,510
Especially you, Jill.
293
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,762
You always get
my good side.
294
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,180
Uh, oh.
295
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,391
That's because your gorgeous face
doesn't have a bad side, Johnny.
296
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,769
You're embarrassing yourself, Jill.
He's married.
297
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,562
- Your hair glue is showing.
- (SHRIEKS)
298
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,523
Yes, I'd love for this to air
as soon as the power is back on
299
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,151
so all of Monstropolis
can see they have Fear Co.
300
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,652
and Scream Power to thank.
301
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,029
(RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING)
302
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,823
- What was that?
- Ah, you feel that?
303
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,784
Now, that's the power of Fear.
304
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,077
(RECEIVING STATION RUMBLING)
305
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,206
CUTTER: We're at T minus
two minutes and counting.
306
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,583
Just say we have
two minutes left.
307
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,126
We're almost done
over here.
308
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:17,546
There's just one last nut
that needs some wrenching.
309
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,220
Oh, there goes
my wisdom tooth.
310
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,680
Goodbye, toothy.
Thank you for your service.
311
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,182
Locked in.
312
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,267
Okay, hose connected.
313
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,770
(GRUNTS)
314
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,230
FRITZ: My turn.
315
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,190
Extracting the screams now
316
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,567
so this place
doesn't go kablooey.
317
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,777
(GIGGLES)
318
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,279
Thank God.
319
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,281
(SCREECHING)
320
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,951
- CUTTER: We did it!
- ALL: All right.
321
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,869
It's working!
322
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,413
Guys, guys,
shut the mouth holes.
323
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,959
According to this simple,
multi-variable calculus I just did,
324
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,335
we got a problem.
325
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,504
There's not enough time
to suck out the screams
326
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,256
before Johnny
pushes the button.
327
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,175
Ah, what?
Why is nothing ever easy?
328
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,261
- (SIGHS)
- Come on.
329
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,138
Somebody better
buy us some time by stalling Johnny Boy.
330
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,599
Unicorn Sparkle,
Donut Head needs you
331
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,685
for Operation Stall Johnny.
332
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,936
You in?
333
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,606
Uh, you know I can't say no
to awesome code names.
334
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,985
Here, once it's all green,
it's safe for Johnny to push the button.
335
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,863
If there's any red,
we're all dead.
336
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,031
- Oh.
- Sure hope they heard that last part.
337
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,954
MIKE: Where did
we go wrong, Sulley?
338
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,122
One day we're riding high
339
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,040
as beloved leaders of
the top energy company,
340
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,709
and the next,
we've fallen from grace.
341
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,294
We can't possibly go lower.
342
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,088
Sullivan, Wazowski.
343
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,923
Correction, we've gone lower.
344
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:47,553
As head of M.E.R.C.,
I had to shut you down
345
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:51,056
and transfer power rights
over to Fear Co.
346
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,224
Wait a second,
Fear Co.?
347
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:58,355
I need you to sign
all this paperwork to make it official.
348
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:03,652
And I mean
all the paperwork, Wazowski.
349
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,155
Got it? Huh?
350
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,995
Did Roz just wink at us?
351
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,705
Is she torturing me,
or is she making
352
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,582
a disturbing
romantic overture?
353
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,584
Oh, please be torture.
Please be torture.
354
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,794
Maybe Roz knows
something we don't.
355
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,671
Maybe the longer we take,
the better.
356
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,925
Ah, I got this.
357
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,009
(CLEARS THROAT)
358
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,887
I better sign these
with my full name.
359
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,973
So it'll probably
take a while.
360
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,267
Of course.
First name.
361
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,938
(ENUNCIATING)
Michael.
362
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,484
(DEVICE BEEPING)
363
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,694
(GASPS)
364
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,322
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Did somebody touch something?
365
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,199
Yeah, I didn't touch nothing.
366
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,452
Hmm. Ooh.
367
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,204
Oh, the extractor
is just unplugged.
368
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,289
I'll just put it back
in its cozy little home.
369
00:15:58,582 --> 00:15:59,583
Oh.
370
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,795
Oh. Oh, that's a bit weird.
371
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,047
Hello, little Waternoose.
372
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,257
- (GASPS)
- Randall!
373
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,634
(GRUNTS)
374
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,346
Hold it.
Nobody messes with my Rogie
375
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,722
and gets away with it.
376
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,141
Oh, yeah? Good luck
with that, chumps. (LAUGHS)
377
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,309
Oh!
378
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,395
Okay, so I'll be here.
379
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,106
And I'd love for you to get the banner
in the shot, too, Kenny.
380
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,108
Uh, it's Carter, actually.
381
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,485
Okay. Thanks, Carl.
Top notch.
382
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,196
- Hey, Johnny.
- Ah, Tylor.
383
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,531
I knew you'd be back.
384
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,076
Oh, and you brought
your friend.
385
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,370
- Val, is it?
- Whoo! Yeah.
386
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,665
Let Fear power you.
Down with laughter.
387
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,749
(CHUCKLES)
388
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:44,044
Well, it looks like we're inspiring
monsters everywhere to join Fear Co.
389
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,797
Oh, and huge fan
of what you're doing.
390
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,674
I'd love a tour
of the whole place.
391
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,925
The longer, the better.
392
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,219
(CHUCKLES) No.
393
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,470
You know, Tylor here
394
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,389
- played a big part in all of this.
- Oh.
395
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,474
- I could not have done it without him.
- Oh, I...
396
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,727
So it's only right
that he be the one
397
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,270
to activate
the Scream Amplifier.
398
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,272
TYLOR: Uh, oh, yeah,
of course.
399
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,649
- Yes.
- Come on, MIFTers. Come on!
400
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:09,903
Folks, it's time to
let Fear power you.
401
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,947
TYLOR: Uh, okay, uh...
402
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,365
- Well...
- (CLEARS THROAT)
403
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,200
Uh, hi. Me again.
404
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,327
Sorry to interrupt,
but before we got here,
405
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:20,247
Tylor was saying
how he'd like to take a moment
406
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,331
and, um...
407
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,293
A moment to, yeah,
to thank Johnny.
408
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:28,422
Yeah, giving me, you know, this,
this amazing opportunity.
409
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,132
Uh, you're welcome.
410
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,635
You see, it all began
in eighth grade.
411
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,137
- Fourth grade.
- Fourth grade?
412
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,890
Oh, yes, uh, it was
in the fourth grade.
413
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,060
Hey, losers, over here!
414
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,187
If you want it,
come and get it.
415
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,439
- (GRUNTS)
- Ha! Too slow.
416
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,650
Then we get into
my high school years,
417
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,361
which was the peak
of my Scare Card collecting days.
418
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,863
So you, you can
only imagine
419
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,699
how much it meant to see
my face on one of these.
420
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:56,867
Oh, that's fascinating.
421
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,494
Just get to it already.
422
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,579
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Thank you, Tylor.
423
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:05,667
Now, let's not leave the citizens
of Monstropolis in the dark any longer.
424
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,711
- Ah! Sorry about that.
- Oh, uh...
425
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,839
- Whoops.
- Can't control these hands.
426
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,925
(RANDY LAUGHING)
427
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,009
RANDY: Ow!
428
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,639
We got him! (GRUNTS)
429
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,723
- Ow!
- RANDY: Losers.
430
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,558
Hey, Frankie's
got you now.
431
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,143
RANDY: Whoa!
432
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,815
You MIFT-fits
are pathetic.
433
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,567
CELIA: I don't see him!
434
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,529
We can't beat him
if we can't see him.
435
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,197
- (SCREAMS)
- Ha! In your face.
436
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,326
Hey, you,
get the Drooler Cooler.
437
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,454
How are you thinking of refreshments
at a time like this?
438
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,331
Oh, it's not
for drinking.
439
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,462
It's for spraying
two-bit punks.
440
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,343
- I got you!
- Booger Blast.
441
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,970
That's the stickiest flavor.
442
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,638
(GRUNTS)
443
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,224
That's the idea.
444
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,813
Oh.
445
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,231
(GRUNTS)
446
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:12,901
(GROANS)
447
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,655
Whoa, whoa.
Don't, don't worry. I'm coming.
448
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,950
Going somewhere, chump?
449
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,577
Declan.
450
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,786
No.
451
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,875
- What do you think you're doing?
- Ow!
452
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,459
(JACK AND JILL CLEAR THROATS)
453
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,586
Johnny, filming.
454
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,421
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Oh, sorry.
455
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,923
I, I don't know
my own strength.
456
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,133
VAL: Why has it stopped?
457
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,551
Why has it stopped?
458
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,264
As you can see,
I've been classically trained.
459
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,726
- Nice beard.
- Indeed, I drew it myself.
460
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,352
(ALL STRAINING)
461
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,646
FRITZ:
(GRUNTS) Come on.
462
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,273
Look out! Oh!
463
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,402
You witless prat!
464
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,155
There can be only one!
465
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,324
- JILL: What?
- JACK: Get him, Tylor!
466
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,117
Oh, yeah, get him!
Kick him in the horns.
467
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,661
- Get his pretty face.
- Don't hit my Johnny. Not the face!
468
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,288
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- JILL: Watch out!
469
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,372
Whoops. (CHUCKLES)
470
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,294
Give me that.
471
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,629
(GRUNTS)
472
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,174
Over here. Have at you!
473
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,052
(LAUGHING)
474
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:26,850
(CHUCKLES)
475
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:27,935
(ALL STRAINING)
476
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,607
Oh, look out!
477
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,697
You've lost, losers!
478
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,866
(LAUGHING)
479
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,285
No.
480
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,706
Monstropolis, this is for you.
481
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,083
(LAUGHING)
482
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:52,876
(SCREAMING)
483
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,762
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yay!
484
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,222
- CUTTER: We did it!
- (YELPS)
485
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,059
That's for all the
bed-wetters out there.
486
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,312
(GRUNTS) At least
I can grow a proper beard.
487
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,357
- (GRUNTS)
- DUNCAN: How dare you?
488
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:19,152
Mother says the only one
allowed to have facial hair is...
489
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,280
(GRUNTS)
490
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,489
(WHIMPERS)
491
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,165
Hello,
citizens of Monstropolis.
492
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,834
I'm Johnny Worthington
of Fear Co.
493
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,712
And I am proud to announce
your power is back on,
494
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,047
thanks to our company's
Scream Amplifier.
495
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,549
That is a lie!
496
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,426
There is
no Scream Amplifier.
497
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,594
Fear Co. is running
on stolen Laugh Power.
498
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,762
(GASPS)
499
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,306
No, no, no! That can't be true.
500
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,725
- My Johnny would never.
- Yes! Ratings gold!
501
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,561
No, no, no, no, no.
Tylor is clearly confused.
502
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,604
He's not,
and I can prove it.
503
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:55,814
This device shows
504
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,316
there are currently no screams
505
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,109
in Fear Co.'s power supply.
506
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:02,362
It's all Laugh Energy
stolen from Monsters, Inc.
507
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,947
- JACK: What?
- JILL: What's wrong?
508
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:06,450
Oh, you could have
programmed this to say anything.
509
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,369
(CHUCKLING)
510
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,996
Why are you ruining this?
511
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,874
I told you,
you can't escape who you are.
512
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:14,958
I'm not.
513
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,793
I'm embracing it.
514
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,004
And you should
embrace who you are.
515
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,088
A fraud.
516
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,924
(CHUCKLES) A fraud?
You ungrateful little...
517
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,343
I gave you everything.
518
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,970
If I am a fraud,
then what does that make you?
519
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:28,388
Huh? Huh?
520
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,140
You're not funny enough
to be a jokester.
521
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,142
You're too afraid
to be a Scarer.
522
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:35,145
The only thing
you're good for is being a pawn.
523
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,857
He might be a pawn,
but he's our pawn.
524
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:42,152
You mess with him,
you mess with all of us.
525
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:45,155
Well, well, well, told you, Jill.
Batting a thousand.
526
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,491
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is all this?
527
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,117
M.E.R.C.? What are
they doing here?
528
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,454
Well, hello, everyone.
529
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,747
What?
530
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,665
- You're coming with us.
- Hang on a second.
531
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,750
You can't do this to me.
532
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,920
Oh, hey, here's
some trash for you.
533
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,004
Thanks.
534
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:02,881
I am a hero
of this community!
535
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:07,302
Your fraudulent
Scream Amplifier scheme says otherwise.
536
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:12,140
We've had someone
on the inside, too.
537
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:13,642
Chet?
538
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,936
Well, you should really
treat your assistants better.
539
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:19,439
You forgot one thing,
Worthington.
540
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:22,109
- We're always watching.
- Huh?
541
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:23,735
(LOW GROWL)
542
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,695
This is preposterous!
543
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,239
You'll hear
from my lawyers.
544
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,741
Ow! That pinches.
You're pushing. You're pushing.
545
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,786
Sorry, Johnny.
Looks like Laugh Power is the future.
546
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,955
A city full of monsters
will never get on board.
547
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,707
You can't make kids laugh.
You're a joke.
548
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:38,917
You're a joke.
549
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,586
He's right.
550
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:44,089
I am a joke,
a joke of a friend.
551
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,967
Val, I'm so sorry
552
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:50,595
I wasn't supportive of you
when you got the jokester job offer,
553
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:53,390
which you,
you totally deserve, by the way.
554
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:56,059
I mean, I...
I should have been there for you.
555
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:59,229
You know... (STUTTERS)
like you've always been there for me.
556
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,356
You know, you're...
you're an incredible friend.
557
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:04,484
(STUTTERING) And you got
the donuts, you know,
558
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,611
and you added
the fun little stickers.
559
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,572
And I, you know,
tried to buy some on my own,
560
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,823
but the glitter just didn't
561
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,701
- sparkle the same.
- Oh, I forgive you, you big doofus.
562
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,411
Oh, love wins.
563
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,288
- Right, Jill?
- Drop dead.
564
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,165
- Okay, fine.
- Yeah, that's nice and all,
565
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,416
but my Johnny's right.
566
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,335
Monstropolis still doesn't
believe in Laugh Power.
567
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:24,754
Okay, then let's
sell them on it.
568
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:26,548
Follow me.
You too, Carter.
569
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,049
Huh? She knows my name?
570
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,342
Gladly.
571
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,594
Wait.
572
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:31,678
No, no, no.
That's, uh...
573
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:32,762
That's Ben's door.
574
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:35,807
Um, yeah,
I really scared him earlier.
575
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,769
I, I don't think
he'll want to see me ever again.
576
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,104
Hey, it's okay.
577
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:42,647
We'll face it as a team.
578
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,232
Yeah, but you're
the funny one.
579
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,860
- You don't need me.
- But I want you there.
580
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:50,280
Unless our pinkie promise
meant nothing to you.
581
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,704
(DOOR OPENS)
582
00:24:58,663 --> 00:24:59,748
Hey, Ben.
583
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,668
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
584
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,712
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
585
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,130
Ah, it's okay.
586
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,341
- It's okay.
- BEN: Go away!
587
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,800
(BEN SHUDDERING)
588
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,263
Ben, Ben, Ben,
it's okay, it's okay.
589
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,973
{\an8}I don't believe
we've ever met.
590
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:19,017
{\an8}I'm Val,
Tylor's best friend.
591
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:22,270
{\an8}And he feels really bad
about what happened.
592
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,439
Yeah, really, really bad.
593
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:28,318
You know, I was just wondering
if you had a best friend, too.
594
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,029
BEN: Yeah. Nico.
595
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,698
Has Nico ever been,
uh, upset with you?
596
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,283
BEN: Yeah.
597
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:38,328
There was one time
I made him really mad.
598
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:39,746
What did you do
to make up?
599
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,249
BEN: I said sorry.
600
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:48,129
And then we high-fived so hard,
our hands stung.
601
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:49,256
Huh.
602
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,925
Well, my hands
are pretty tiny,
603
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,760
so they might be
kind of hard to hit.
604
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:56,763
What do you say?
605
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,392
I'm... I'm sorry, buddy.
606
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:07,857
Whoa!
607
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,234
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
608
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,864
Ben, have you ever
heard the epic tale
609
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:17,367
of Unicorn Sparkle
and Donut Head?
610
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,828
Um, I don't think so.
611
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,205
Well, it all started
in college
612
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,207
when Unicorn Sparkle
gave Donut Head
613
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:26,293
his favorite candy,
Hot Snots.
614
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:29,170
(MIMICS MUNCHING)
615
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,381
Hot Snots? Ew!
616
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,716
(BEN LAUGHING)
617
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,718
They became best buds.
618
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:39,014
They went to MU, where Donut Head
told a joke in front of a huge crowd.
619
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,391
BEN: Oh, oh, oh.
What was it?
620
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,268
What did the sea monster
have for dinner?
621
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,228
- Ooh, what?
- VAL: Fish and chips.
622
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:46,896
BEN: Fish and chips?
623
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,565
Funny, right?
624
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,567
Well, nobody else
thought so.
625
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,152
- TYLOR: Okay, okay, okay.
- (SOBBING)
626
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,696
TYLOR: So your delivery
was a little bit better than mine.
627
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,949
Hey, how we doing?
628
00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,284
Good to be here, uh...
629
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,369
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION,
LAUGHING)
630
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,094
Uh, phlegm brulee,
s'il vous plait?
631
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:19,429
No!
632
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,681
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- VAL: Oh, no, it's the streaker!
633
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:24,100
BEN: Whoa!
634
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:28,521
- (LAUGHING)
- BEN: This is so fun!
635
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:35,987
Mmm-hmm.
636
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,864
Work buds forever.
637
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:39,991
(BEN CHUCKLES)
638
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,036
{\an8}Home run, kid.
639
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,038
{\an8}Home run.
640
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,377
(GROANS)
641
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:54,673
{\an8}Today, Fear Co.'s
Johnny Worthington reported to jail
642
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:58,718
{\an8}after being convicted of stealing
Laugh Power from Monsters, Inc.
643
00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:03,848
His cellmate is none other
than Henry J. Waternoose III.
644
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,016
All right!
645
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,143
Johnny's accomplice,
Randall Boggs,
646
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:10,021
escaped custody
and remains at large.
647
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:13,358
Even though he is,
relatively speaking, rather small.
648
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,442
I wrote that joke.
649
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,028
{\an8}And rest assured, he...
650
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,279
{\an8}One more second.
651
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:20,532
{\an8}Rest assured,
ladies and gentlemen,
652
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,951
{\an8}Detective Duncan P. Anderson
is on the case.
653
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,244
{\an8}And I won't rest...
Excuse me?
654
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,328
{\an8}Sorry, one second.
655
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:26,830
{\an8}I won't rest... Ow!
656
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,416
{\an8}Until justice...
That's my mother's coat.
657
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:31,459
{\an8}Until justice...
It's vintage.
658
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:34,170
{\an8}Until justice is served!
659
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:37,257
{\an8}He's not affiliated with us.
660
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:40,009
Monsters, Inc. is now powering
the entire city with laughter.
661
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,053
And, yes,
even I've come around to it,
662
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,889
but I don't want to hear
one word about it from Jack.
663
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,641
Okay. How about four?
664
00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:49,436
I told you so.
665
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:50,520
{\an8}(GRUNTS)
666
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:52,731
{\an8}Ow! Ah, my toupee.
667
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,442
{\an8}(CLEARS THROAT)
I mean, my real hair. (CHUCKLES)
668
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,403
Come and get 'em, everybody.
669
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:01,740
Out of the press, everybody.
We've got newly created jokester cards.
670
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,867
- Carla.
- Phlegm, congratulations.
671
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,035
And for you,
Banana Bread.
672
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,663
- Richard.
- Skyler's funny now.
673
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,540
- Pull my finger.
- No, thank you.
674
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,624
Fool me once.
675
00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:13,251
Actually, it was twice, Mike.
676
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,211
Well, we're all
done over here.
677
00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:18,339
Another door station
fixed by yours truly,
678
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:21,342
Frankie Rigatoni with sauce.
679
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,344
Fritz is still
in character, huh?
680
00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,221
Yeah, but I think
I got a solve.
681
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,556
And cut!
682
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,684
Oh. Hi, everybody.
683
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:31,811
Okay, all right.
How was that?
684
00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:34,314
You want another take?
I can do it a whole different way.
685
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:37,776
And last, but definitely not least,
Val and Tylor,
686
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,819
your jokester card.
687
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:41,905
{\an8}(VAL READING)
688
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:47,118
{\an8}Yeah, that's going to be
worth a lot someday.
689
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,162
You know, some say Sulley and I
690
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,331
were the very first
unofficial duo.
691
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,124
Well, except
Sulley's not funny.
692
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:56,252
My approach to comedy
is less desperate than Mikey's.
693
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,755
Desperate? You can't talk
to your boss like that!
694
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,882
Oh, so now
you're in charge?
695
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,717
(SIGHS)
Only when it suits me.
696
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,052
(DINGS)
697
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,387
Ready to go, partner?
698
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,097
Work buds forever.
699
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,071
BEN: Tylor, Val!
(GIGGLES)
700
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,953
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
701
00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:41,602
ROZ: Remember, keep rewatching.
702
00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:45,064
Always keep rewatching.
703
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:47,400
(LOW GROWL)