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Grandma!

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Sorry, Tylor honey.

3
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Your alarm was going off.

4
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Your scream scared the teeth
right outta me.

5
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Ah.

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My grandbaby's so lucky to have...

7
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...his favorite grandma move in.

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Otherwise, he'd be late for work.

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- Yes, he would.
- Oh, no.

10
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You gotta pivot, baby, pivot.

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<i>It is gonna be a funny day</i>

12
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Hey! You laughing at me?

13
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You laughing at me?

14
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I gotta power this city with laughs.

15
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So, you better be laughing at me.

16
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One Tuskmon Breakfast Special.

17
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Gooberry pancakes with extra goo.

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Ah. Thanks, Mom.

19
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Bernard, you got a whole
hardware store downstairs,

20
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when you gonna make yourself useful

21
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and adjust the door frames for Tylor?

22
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This house isn't big enough for him
and all his potential.

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- Look at those mighty horn.
- Mmm.

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He's the son I never had.

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Ma, I'm right here.

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And three, two, one...

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Good morning, Tuskmon family.

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Good morning, Val.

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- Hey, son, I got a new one for ya.
- Ah, I'm good.

30
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Eh, what did the sea monster
have for dinner?

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- Please, don't...
- Fish and ships.

32
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Nice one, Mr. T.

33
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We should use that one at work.

34
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Or maybe we shouldn't.

35
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- Come on.
- I don't get this joke stuff.

36
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Back in my day, you just scared
those little human kids.

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What's wrong with that?

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I get it,
Mrs. Grandma Tuskmon.

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Change can be scary.

40
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Like how you moved out
of the retirement home.

41
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- Kicked out.
- To move back here,

42
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- but that worked out.
- No, it didn't.

43
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Every day I miss Creaking Acres.

44
00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,209
My water aerobics class
was swimming with widowers.

45
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- Mmm-hmm!
- Talk about your dating pool.

46
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Okay, well, Laugh Power

47
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is 10 times stronger
than Scream Power.

48
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It's taking us all into the future.

49
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Yep, it's laughter we're after.

50
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Show her your signature bit.

51
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Tada! Eh?

52
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- Eh?
- Ooh!

53
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And I still don't get it.

54
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Good Morning, Monstropolis.

55
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- Welcome to <i>I Scream...
- U Scream.</i>

56
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The show where we take on
the issues of the day.

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- Head to head. I'm Jack.
- I'm Jill,

58
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and I'm about to
clean the floor with Jack

59
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who refuses to clean ours at home.

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If you want me to clean it,
put it on the chore board!

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Jack, it's been nine months
since Monsters, Incorporated

62
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disgraced CEO Henry J. Waternoose
was arrested

63
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for plotting to use
a scream extractor on human children.

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Well, Jill,
we may be monsters,

65
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but we're not monsters.

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Since then, the power company
has left screams behind, for laughs.

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{\an8}Today's topic,
Laugh Power, is it a joke?

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{\an8}- Nope.
- I'm going to say yes.

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And a bad one. So, I'm not laughing.

70
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Because there's not one funny bone

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in your side of our body.

72
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Well, I may be literally
stuck with Jack,

73
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but I'm more attached to Scare Power.

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- Thankfully, Scare Masters...
- Nah.

75
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- ...Scream Industries and Fear Co...
- Uh-uh. No.

76
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...have the guts to uphold
Monstropolis's proud scaring tradition.

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Forget tradition.

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The science shows that laughter
is more powerful.

79
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Pretty soon, screams will be as useless
as our therapy session.

80
00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:06,496
Because you're always
talking about your feelings.

81
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That's the whole point
of therapy!

82
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I'm calling Doctor Fangberg.

83
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Where's my stress ball?

84
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- Much like you...
- Where is it?

85
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...Monsters, Inc.'s current CEOs,

86
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<i>James P. Sullivan
and Mike "Weirdzowski"</i>

87
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<i>have yet to convince me to change.</i>

88
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What? Have you ever heard
anything so insulting, Sulley?

89
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Hey, at least they're talking
about Laugh Power.

90
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Mike Weirdzowski?

91
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I'm not weird. Am I weird?

92
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Weird-ish. Yeah.

93
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I'm gonna call and demand a correction,

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an apology, a retraction,

95
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a revocation, and an incantation.

96
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Where's that new assistant
of ours? Cameron!

97
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Get Jack and Jill on the phone.

98
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I'm gonna give them
a piece of my mind.

99
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Maybe even the whole thing.
The whole mind.

100
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<i>Monsters News Network.</i>

101
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- Hello...
<i>- Please hold.</i>

102
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I'm on hold. Unbelievable.

103
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- The insults keep coming.
- Calm down, Mike.

104
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You don't wanna burst
a blood vessel in your eye.

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The news and Monstropolis
and everybody else

106
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will come around on Laugh Power.

107
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It's the right thing to do.

108
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<i>Hello.</i>

109
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- Finally, this is...
<i>- Please hold.</i>

110
00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:06,139
I'm on hold again.

111
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,349
Hush. Besides, the company
is doing well.

112
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Jokesters are getting laughs.

113
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Everything is working.

114
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All right, Jokesters.

115
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Doors at the ready.

116
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- Yeah.
- Go, Tylor, go.

117
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- Fill that canister.
- And we are a go.

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Ta-da.

119
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Hey.

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Nailed it.

121
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Hey!

122
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Ow. Ow. Ow.

123
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Nice, Phlegm.

124
00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,864
- Way to go, Lanky.
- Yeah!

125
00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,658
Huh?

126
00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:14,999
Oh, boy...

127
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Hey, who ordered
all these donuts?

128
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Oh. Hi, Tylor.

129
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Uh. What's wrong, kid?

130
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You don't like the donuts routine?

131
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Yeah, it's great,
but you did that last week.

132
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Uh, oh, I did?
Oh. Okay, well, uh...

133
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Well, uh, I've got something
I've been workshopping...

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Hi,

135
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I'm a widdle donut
who came to life...

136
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Oh. The weird baby voice again...

137
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Yeah, you, you heard
that one too, huh?

138
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Okay, well, I'm not gonna

139
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let this little hiccup get me down.

140
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Yep! Everything is great.

141
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In fact, d...

142
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{\an8}This is actually a big day for me.

143
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{\an8}I'm being celebrated later

144
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at my college's homecoming game.

145
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So... Oh!

146
00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,793
...bed's a little rickety.

147
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Yeah, you see, I was trained
to be a Scarer,

148
00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,297
I even got voted as last year's
Scream King.

149
00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:05,466
It's kind of a big deal.

150
00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,551
I know.

151
00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,928
You've told me a million times.

152
00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,388
You were the top Scarer

153
00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,473
and now you want to be
the top Jokester.

154
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Just trying to stay positive,
my man, you know?

155
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Yeah.

156
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Listen, I'd love to help you out,

157
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but I'm six.

158
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And I have a big coloring book
to finish tomorrow. So...

159
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Oh. Yes. Of course.
No, yeah. I'll, uh...

160
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I'll make sure to get
a laugh out of you next time.

161
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Yeah.

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Good talk. Yeah...

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- Night night.
- Good night, Tylor.

164
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- So... how'd it go with Ben?
- Who?

165
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Uh, the adorable little boy
who loves playing music,

166
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coloring, and getting a full
eight hours of sleep.

167
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You know, Ben.

168
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Oh, right.

169
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That's his name. Ben.

170
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Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fine,

171
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although, uh, weirdly,

172
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no longer a fan of my donut bit.

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Whoo!

174
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Little light on the laughs,
eh, College Boy?

175
00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,815
Good thing there's no longer
a leaderboard, huh?

176
00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,568
Because you'd be
all the way on the bottom. Ha!

177
00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,487
Excuse me, Duncan,
I'm gonna have to ask you

178
00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,739
not to bother the Jokester
while he's working.

179
00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,823
Don't listen to him.

180
00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,659
Instead, be like me,
and listen to the sticker.

181
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You're a star, Tylor!

182
00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,996
You shine so bright filling canisters,

183
00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,372
I had to put sunglasses on.

184
00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,874
Hmm.

185
00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,668
Thanks, Val.

186
00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:28,382
That is what I'm talking about!

187
00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,427
Congratulations everyone,

188
00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,554
today's GiggleWatt Goal
has been achieved.

189
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If you're able,

190
00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,475
feel free to
head over to the big Monsters University

191
00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,809
homecoming game.

192
00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,228
Go MU!

193
00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,604
Mary!

194
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,273
Go you, and go Monsters U!

195
00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,818
I really wanted to
take us over the edge today.

196
00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,278
Hey, we all did our part.

197
00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:52,657
Right now, I gotta help
escort the former king.

198
00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,242
Your Majesty.

199
00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,953
Okay, okay, stop!

200
00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,705
Oh! That's why
they haven't fired him yet,

201
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,290
he's royalty.

202
00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,960
All hail the king!

203
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,269
There he is!

204
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,687
- Big man Tylor!
- Hey!

205
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,854
What's up?

206
00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,898
Big T, in the fur!
Hey, hey!

207
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,233
- Welcome back!
- Hello!

208
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,526
- Hi.
- It's Tylor!

209
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:29,902
- Welcome back!
- Heyo!

210
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,196
- Hey! Tylor!
- Hello. Hi!

211
00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:33,531
- How are ya?
- Scream King!

212
00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:36,033
- Nice to be back.
- Here. Take one.

213
00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,368
What are you doing, anyway?

214
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,329
Mr. Wazowski asked me to help out
with recruiting new Jokesters.

215
00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,998
No better place to start than here.

216
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,458
It's great to be back.

217
00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,918
Feels like old times.

218
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,005
I haven't been back
since I dropped out.

219
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,299
Scaring School wasn't for everyone.

220
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,717
I wasn't very good at it.

221
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,635
But I do have fond memories

222
00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,429
of waving to you by this trashcan.

223
00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,265
And this beautiful bench!

224
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,476
And this patch of grass
where I thought you waved back,

225
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,478
but apparently,
it was to someone else.

226
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,564
I wish I had waved back to you.

227
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,941
I'm sorry we weren't
friends then, but, uh,

228
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,985
I'm really glad we are now.

229
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,903
Me too.

230
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:15,948
<i>Students, fans, and alumni,</i>

231
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,743
<i>- welcome to Monsters University.</i>
- Hut! Grover!

232
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,077
Hut! Hut! Hut!

233
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,830
- <i>Grecko's open!</i>
- Got it!

234
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,082
<i>And he coughs up the ball.</i>

235
00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,251
<i>Probably didn't taste
that great, anyway.</i>

236
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,963
<i>Ooh,
and that's a loss</i>

237
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,131
<i>of 20 yards...</i>

238
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,550
<i>- ...and possibly Samuel.</i>
- Shake it off!

239
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,636
Who doesn't love
a good football game?

240
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,013
With all the foots and the balls?

241
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,598
<i>FearTech blitzes!</i>

242
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,308
Yeah! I can't believe

243
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,726
I'm on the field with you!

244
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,478
- MU!
<i>- He's still on his feet!</i>

245
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,313
<i>- All three of 'em!</i>
- MU.

246
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,775
Ugh. I don't like football,
heights, or Tylor.

247
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,318
Shoo! Get away, bird!

248
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,944
Everything about this is terrible!

249
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,905
What are you talking about?

250
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,615
This is wonderful!

251
00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:00,284
You can see the whole field from here.

252
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,620
Oh?

253
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,704
Oh, no.

254
00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,956
- Hey, hey.
- Oh, it's fine.

255
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,500
I can make out shapes.

256
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,377
Yeah, that's either a quarterback

257
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,921
or this gentleman's spleen.

258
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,257
- MU! MU!
- Hut! Hut! Hut!

259
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,010
<i>Williams drops back,
and he's going long,</i>

260
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,846
<i>it's a Hail Scary!</i>

261
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,890
- Oh. Uh, oh...
- Whoa. Heads up.

262
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,852
You know,

263
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,605
there is such a thing
as being too close to the action.

264
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,232
Uh, thank you!

265
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,983
Johnny Worthington!

266
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,027
Can I, can I please
have your autograph?

267
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,613
- Oh. Happy to, little one.
- Please,

268
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,990
- please, please...
- Oh, look, you have my rookie card.

269
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,618
- That's a rare find.
- You're my favorite Scarer!

270
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,537
- Hut!
- Are you somebody?

271
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,580
Oh, well, uh, I was.

272
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,416
I mean, I... I am but, uh...

273
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,543
- That somebody is Tylor Tuskmon.
- Uh...

274
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,211
He beat a bunch of my scare records.

275
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,421
He's the top of his class

276
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,006
and he was last year's Scream King.

277
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,426
Tuskmon, huh?

278
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,677
Jury's still out.

279
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,847
<i>MU with the field goal attempt.</i>

280
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,348
<i>Samuel to hold.</i>

281
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,016
<i>The kick is up!</i>

282
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:09,061
<i>And so is Samuel!</i>

283
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,439
Huh?

284
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:15,192
<i>And he's just inside
the upright for a score!</i>

285
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,445
Yelps.

286
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,655
And that's the half, everyone!

287
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,700
But don't go anywhere,
up next we're proudly honoring

288
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,245
<i>the former Scream Kings
and Queens of Monsters U!</i>

289
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,330
<i>Your Majesties, please grace us</i>

290
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,791
<i>with your presence on the field now!</i>

291
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,084
Woohoo! That's you.

292
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,419
That's you.

293
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,046
Come on, kid,
time to enjoy our moment in the sun.

294
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,299
Bye, kids! Bye, hon!
Love you.

295
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,010
Don't spend too long in the sun.
You burn easy.

296
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,970
Good luck, Daddy!

297
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,055
J.J. you're such a suck-up.

298
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,975
Wowee!

299
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,352
Oh, Tylor's coming up next.

300
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,521
Yay, Tylor! Go, Tylor!

301
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,440
Tylor! We're up here.

302
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,859
Did he hear?
Do you think he sees us?

303
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,694
I can't see anything.

304
00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,862
Unless...

305
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,825
Nah, it's blurrier
than the union's stance

306
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,118
on dating in the workplace.

307
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,411
We're still not tall enough.

308
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,917
I'm busy.

309
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,752
Hey, hey, hey!

310
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,045
Bird!

311
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,923
That was even sadder up close.

312
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,466
Welcome back, Royals.

313
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,926
Ah, you're doing my heart good.

314
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,093
Now, let's line up.

315
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,303
Professor Knight.

316
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,889
- Good to see you again.
- Johnny! Tylor!

317
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,850
Ah, I love seeing a couple
of my favorite students

318
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,227
standing next to each other.

319
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,187
I almost couldn't tell you apart.

320
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,981
Probably the horns.

321
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,025
- You could learn from him.
- Well,

322
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,236
I can't promise either one
would be useful though!

323
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,320
Right?

324
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,531
- You're a kidder. He's a kidder, right?
- Yeah.

325
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,199
- <i>Hi, Monsters.</i>
- Oh.

326
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:48,994
And welcome to the annual
homecoming game halftime show,

327
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,914
where we're honoring
our former Scream Kings

328
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,333
- and Queens.
- Go Tylor!

329
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,835
Yay! Go, Daddy, go!

330
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,253
- Yay!
- Get 'em, kid!

331
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,629
Whatever, eh.

332
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,549
What exactly are we supposed to do?

333
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,509
Just smile and wave.

334
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,305
If we gotta work late,

335
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,599
at least we can listen to the game
and support Tylor.

336
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,310
Anything is better than this
news station's hold music.

337
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,812
It's as bad as their coverage.

338
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,982
<i>Let's hear it for Jebediah Krakensen!</i>

339
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,567
Hey! He owes me money.

340
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,236
<i>And Dorothy Basiliski.</i>

341
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,655
- I thought she died.
- Only on the inside.

342
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,367
I am done.

343
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,662
Thank you, Cameron.

344
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,748
<i>And now CEO of Fear Co.</i>

345
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,959
<i>Johnny Worthington.</i>

346
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,087
Ooh,
look at the sheen on his fur.

347
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,715
Maybe he's single.

348
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,841
No,

349
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,134
he's already married.

350
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,094
- Mil!
- Oh, come on.

351
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,305
I'm just kidding.

352
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,556
I checked.

353
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,392
Top Scarer? Come on. Please.

354
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,477
He was easily beaten by yours truly

355
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,980
- at the Scare Games.
- Which we cheated during,

356
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,900
- and got expelled for.
- Ah, details, details.

357
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,026
It doesn't matter,

358
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,360
'cause we'll beat out Fear Co.

359
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,738
as the better,
more efficient power company.

360
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,864
And when we do, Sulley,

361
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,240
I'm gonna get in his face,

362
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,992
and I'm gonna say, "You're a loser.

363
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,452
-"No one likes..."
- <i>Loser?</i>

364
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,162
<i>- I'm appalled.</i>
- No. Not you, ma'am.

365
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,290
Sounds like that went well.

366
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,708
It did not.

367
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,503
<i>And last but not least,</i>

368
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,882
the most recent Scream King,
who was top of his class

369
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:29,094
and still holds the record
for the loudest roar.

370
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:33,515
Please welcome Tylor Tuskmon.

371
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,101
- Go, Tyler! Go.
- Yay!

372
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,937
Tylor works at Monsters, Inc.

373
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,022
where he is a top scarer.

374
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,733
Oh, uh, I'm actually
a Jokester now. So...

375
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,109
A Jokester?

376
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,569
What's a Jokester?

377
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,904
Sorry, uh, is it...

378
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,364
Can I... Sorry, everyone.

379
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,990
Hi, uh, Tylor here.

380
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,700
Uh, I, I just... I'm not a Scarer.

381
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,826
I'm a Jokester.

382
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,954
Monsters, Inc,
they switched to Laugh Power.

383
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,080
You... Oh, okay...

384
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,790
I... I make kids laugh now,

385
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,583
I'm a, a Jokester. So, yeah.

386
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,797
Oh, you're such a kidder.

387
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,216
You know what,
I got this great bit I do with, uh,

388
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,218
- donuts, actually.
- I need the microphone.

389
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,096
Does, uh, first...
Does anybody have donuts?

390
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,682
- No.
- Okay, well, uh...

391
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,975
Well, okay, uh, just imagine

392
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,851
that there's donuts on my horns.
All right?

393
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,603
Sometimes I, I...
I toss them on there

394
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,729
like this.

395
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,523
Whoop! Whoop!

396
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,149
And then I go "Hey,

397
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,402
"who ordered all these donuts?"

398
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,696
I don't know. Who?

399
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,032
I hear Tylor's
endearingly neurotic voice.

400
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,076
Hey, guys, what's he doing?

401
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,204
Humiliating himself
in front of thousands.

402
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,499
It's a gift from above.

403
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,545
The donut hacky sack thing...

404
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,921
You know, 'cause you gotta...

405
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,924
<i>- ...it's the knee thing...</i>
- I can't watch.

406
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,676
They say there's no bad press,

407
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,928
- but this may be an exception.
<i>- ...'cause I, uh...</i>

408
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,347
I feel like this isn't
translating as well

409
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,224
without the donuts... Um,

410
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:58,976
Oh, oh!

411
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,479
What did the sea monster
have for dinner?

412
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,773
Fish and ships.

413
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,610
<i>Fish and... You heard?</i>

414
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,320
<i>Fish and ships.</i>

415
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,405
That's my joke.

416
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,614
Oh, sweetie.

417
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,074
But he didn't hit ships

418
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,409
as hard as he could have.

419
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,287
- But this is ships because of the...
- Thank you, Tylor Tuskmon.

420
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,997
Don't give up your day job!

421
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,124
Oh, wait, that is your day job.

422
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,084
Beautiful.

423
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,378
What an utter disaster.

424
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,975
A jokester?

425
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,143
You gotta be kidding me.

426
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,978
"Make Jokesters out of Scarers?"

427
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,272
Yeah, right.

428
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,024
Pathetic.

429
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,209
Val, what am I doing?

430
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,544
I can't even fill a canister.

431
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,879
Aw, come on.

432
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,464
You almost filled that one today.

433
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,924
Yeah.

434
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,593
I, uh, just wish
I was doing better.

435
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,016
Oh! Uh, Mr. Worthington...

436
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,812
I, uh, played in enough games
to know you can't win 'em all.

437
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,564
Don't get too down on yourself.

438
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,191
You've got a lot of potential.

439
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,442
One day,

440
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,985
you'll make your mark on the world.

441
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,904
Hey, Joe College.

442
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,322
- Let's go.
- Hurry up.

443
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,865
Uh, Dad duties call.

444
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,408
I said doodies.

445
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,701
Listen, chin up.

446
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:40,994
You'll get 'em next time.

447
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,663
Thanks, Mr. Worthington.

448
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,748
Oh, please,
call me Johnny.

449
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,875
And just keep filling those canisters.

450
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,298
<i>How can I help you?</i>

451
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,466
Oh, Hi. Uh, hello.

452
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,760
I demand to speak to Jack and Jill.

453
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,221
- This is Mike Wazowski.
<i>- Never heard of him.</i>

454
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,890
Fine. Mike Weirdzowski.

455
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,601
<i>Oh. Yes, Mr. Weirdzowski.
I'll put you right through.</i>

456
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,728
<i>The mailbox you are calling for...</i>

457
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:07,855
<i>Jack...</i>

458
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,273
<i>And...
Jill.</i>

459
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,357
<i>...is currently full.</i>

460
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,317
<i>Please call back
during business hours.</i>

461
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,570
No!

462
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,701
Wanna grab dinner?

463
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,161
Yeah, I could eat.

464
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,998
Are you sure
you don't want me to wait for you?

465
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,624
No. No, it's okay.
Really.

466
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,252
I... I'd rather walk home, you know.
Clear my head.

467
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,004
So, um, see you tomorrow. Right?

468
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,381
Okay. Uh, see you tomorrow.

469
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,805
Okay.

470
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,349
I can fill this canister.

471
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,019
Okay. It's go time.

472
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,692
Hey, who ordered all these donuts?

473
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,027
Huh?

474
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,447
Oh, come on not again.

475
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,740
Peekaboo.

476
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,992
Peekaboo! Peekaboo.

477
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,663
Ah, n... Ah, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

478
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,332
I didn't mean to, to scare you. No.

479
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,418
Here, here, here, here.
Take a... A parting donut.

480
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,587
Enjoy that. All right?
Okay, bye-bye.

481
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,218
I finally filled it.

482
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,137
Hey, a little laugh energy,
a little scream energy,

483
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,597
still a full canister, right?

484
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,669
<i>Hey, Tylor.</i>

485
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,462
<i>Did you hear the news
about the monster</i>

486
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:43,880
<i>who ate too many houses?</i>

487
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,757
<i>No, are they okay?</i>

488
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,759
<i>Oh, yeah,
they were just...</i>

489
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,594
<i>Homesick.</i>

490
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,306
<i>Wow,</i>

491
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,058
<i>that was worse than Dad's.</i>