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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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(GROWLS)
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- (GASPS AND SCREAMS)
- (SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMS) Grandma!
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Sorry, Tylor honey. (CHEWS)
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Your alarm was going off.
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Your scream scared the teeth
right outta me.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- Ah.
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- My grandbaby's so lucky to have...
- (YAWNS)
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- ...his favorite grandma move in.
- (GRUNTS)
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Otherwise, he'd be late for work.
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- Yes, he would.
- (GASPS) Oh, no.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- (GRUNTS)
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You gotta pivot, baby, pivot.
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(SINGING) It is gonna be a funny day
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(GRUNTS AND SPLUTTERS)
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Hey! You laughing at me?
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You laughing at me?
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I gotta power this city with laughs.
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So, you better be laughing at me.
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MILLIE: One Tuskmon Breakfast Special.
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Gooberry pancakes with extra goo.
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Ah. Thanks, Mom.
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Bernard, you got a whole
hardware store downstairs,
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when you gonna make yourself useful
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and adjust the door frames for Tylor?
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This house isn't big enough for him
and all his potential.
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- Look at those mighty horn.
- (GRUNTS) Mmm.
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He's the son I never had.
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- Ma, I'm right here.
- (HORN HONKING OUTSIDE)
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And three, two, one...
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Good morning, Tuskmon family.
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ALL: Good morning, Val.
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- Hey, son, I got a new one for ya.
- Ah, I'm good.
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Eh, what did the sea monster
have for dinner?
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- Please, don't...
- Fish and ships.
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(LAUGHS)
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- Nice one, Mr. T.
- (SIGHS)
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- We should use that one at work.
- (GULPS)
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Or maybe we shouldn't.
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- Come on.
- I don't get this joke stuff.
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Back in my day, you just scared
those little human kids.
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What's wrong with that?
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I get it,
Mrs. Grandma Tuskmon.
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Change can be scary.
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Like how you moved out
of the retirement home.
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- Kicked out.
- To move back here,
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- but that worked out.
- No, it didn't.
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Every day I miss Creaking Acres.
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My water aerobics class
was swimming with widowers.
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- Mmm-hmm!
- MILLIE: Talk about your dating pool.
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Okay, well, Laugh Power
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is 10 times stronger
than Scream Power.
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It's taking us all into the future.
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Yep, it's laughter we're after.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Show her your signature bit.
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Tada! (CHUCKLES) Eh?
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- Eh?
- Ooh!
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And I still don't get it.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(TV THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Good Morning, Monstropolis.
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- Welcome to I Scream...
- U Scream.
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The show where we take on
the issues of the day.
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- Head to head. I'm Jack.
- I'm Jill,
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and I'm about to
clean the floor with Jack
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who refuses to clean ours at home.
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(SLURPS) If you want me to clean it,
put it on the chore board!
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Jack, it's been nine months
since Monsters, Incorporated
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disgraced CEO Henry J. Waternoose
was arrested
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for plotting to use
a scream extractor on human children.
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(CHUCKLES) Well, Jill,
we may be monsters,
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but we're not monsters.
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Since then, the power company
has left screams behind, for laughs.
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{\an8}Today's topic,
Laugh Power, is it a joke?
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{\an8}- Nope.
- I'm going to say yes.
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- (SCOFFS)
- And a bad one. So, I'm not laughing.
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Because there's not one funny bone
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in your side of our body.
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Well, I may be literally
stuck with Jack, (GRUNTS)
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but I'm more attached to Scare Power.
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- Thankfully, Scare Masters...
- Nah.
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- ...Scream Industries and Fear Co...
- Uh-uh. No.
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...have the guts to uphold
Monstropolis's proud scaring tradition.
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- (SHRIEKS)
- Forget tradition.
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The science shows that laughter
is more powerful.
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Pretty soon, screams will be as useless
as our therapy session.
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Because you're always
talking about your feelings.
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That's the whole point
of therapy! (SIGHS)
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I'm calling Doctor Fangberg.
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Where's my stress ball?
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- Much like you...
- Where is it?
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...Monsters, Inc.'s current CEOs,
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James P. Sullivan
and Mike "Weirdzowski"
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have yet to convince me to change.
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What? Have you ever heard
anything so insulting, Sulley?
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Hey, at least they're talking
about Laugh Power.
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(GROANS) Mike Weirdzowski?
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I'm not weird. Am I weird?
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Weird-ish. Yeah.
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I'm gonna call and demand a correction,
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an apology, a retraction,
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a revocation, and an incantation.
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Where's that new assistant
of ours? Cameron!
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(YELPS) Get Jack and Jill on the phone.
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(GROANS)
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I'm gonna give them
a piece of my mind.
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Maybe even the whole thing.
The whole mind.
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FEMALE RECEPTIONIST:
Monsters News Network.
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- Hello...
- Please hold.
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I'm on hold. Unbelievable.
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- The insults keep coming.
- Calm down, Mike.
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You don't wanna burst
a blood vessel in your eye.
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The news and Monstropolis
and everybody else
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will come around on Laugh Power.
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It's the right thing to do.
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FEMALE RECEPTIONIST: Hello.
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- Finally, this is...
- Please hold.
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I'm on hold again.
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Hush. Besides, the company
is doing well.
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Jokesters are getting laughs.
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Everything is working.
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(BLOWS)
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CELIA: All right, Jokesters.
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Doors at the ready.
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- Yeah.
- Go, Tylor, go.
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- Fill that canister.
- And we are a go.
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(BEEPING)
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(BABBLES)
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- (SCREAMS)
- (LAUGHS)
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(DINGS)
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Ta-da.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- (SPUTTERS AND GRUNTS)
- (DINGS)
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(KID LAUGHS)
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Nailed it.
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Hey!
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(CHUCKLES)
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(KID LAUGHS)
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Ow. Ow. Ow.
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- MARIA: Nice, Phlegm.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- CELIA: Way to go, Lanky.
- Yeah!
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(CHUCKLES) Huh?
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, boy...
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Hey, who ordered
all these donuts?
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(YAWNS)
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Oh. Hi, Tylor.
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Uh. What's wrong, kid?
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You don't like the donuts routine?
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Yeah, it's great,
but you did that last week.
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Uh, oh, I did?
Oh. Okay, well, uh...
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Well, uh, I've got something
I've been workshopping...
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(IMITATES BABY) Hi,
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I'm a widdle donut
who came to life...
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Oh. The weird baby voice again...
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Yeah, you, you heard
that one too, huh?
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Okay, well, I'm not gonna
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let this little hiccup get me down.
(CHUCKLES)
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Yep! Everything is great.
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In fact, d...
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{\an8}This is actually a big day for me.
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{\an8}I'm being celebrated later
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- at my college's homecoming game.
- (GASPS)
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- So... Oh!
- (GASPS)
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...bed's a little rickety.
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Yeah, you see, I was trained
to be a Scarer,
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I even got voted as last year's
Scream King.
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BOTH: It's kind of a big deal.
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I know.
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You've told me a million times.
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You were the top Scarer
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and now you want to be
the top Jokester.
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Just trying to stay positive,
my man, you know?
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- (CHUCKLES)
- (YAWNS) Yeah.
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Listen, I'd love to help you out,
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but I'm six.
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And I have a big coloring book
to finish tomorrow. So...
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Oh. Yes. Of course.
No, yeah. I'll, uh...
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I'll make sure to get
a laugh out of you next time.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- (YAWNS) Yeah.
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Good talk. Yeah...
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- Night night.
- Good night, Tylor.
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(SIGHS)
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(GROANS)
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- VAL: So... how'd it go with Ben?
- Who?
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Uh, the adorable little boy
who loves playing music,
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coloring, and getting a full
eight hours of sleep.
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You know, Ben.
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(GASPS) Oh, right.
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That's his name. Ben.
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Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fine,
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although, uh, weirdly,
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no longer a fan of my donut bit.
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- (METAL CLANGING)
- DUNCAN: Whoo!
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Little light on the laughs,
eh, College Boy?
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Good thing there's no longer
a leaderboard, huh?
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Because you'd be
all the way on the bottom. Ha!
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Excuse me, Duncan,
I'm gonna have to ask you
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not to bother the Jokester
while he's working.
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Don't listen to him.
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Instead, be like me,
and listen to the sticker.
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You're a star, Tylor!
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You shine so bright filling canisters,
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I had to put sunglasses on.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- Hmm.
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(TYLOR CHUCKLES)
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Thanks, Val.
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(KID LAUGHING)
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MARIA: That is what I'm talking about!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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CELIA: Congratulations everyone,
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today's GiggleWatt Goal
has been achieved.
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- (SIGHS)
- If you're able,
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feel free to
head over to the big Monsters University
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homecoming game.
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Go MU!
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- (CHEERS)
- VAL: Mary!
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Go you, and go Monsters U!
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(SIGHS) I really wanted to
take us over the edge today.
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Hey, we all did our part.
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Right now, I gotta help
escort the former king.
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Your Majesty.
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(CHUCKLES) Okay, okay, stop!
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Oh! That's why
they haven't fired him yet,
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he's royalty.
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BOTH: All hail the king!
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(PIGEONS SQUAWKING)
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(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SIGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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FEMALE STUDENT: There he is!
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- Big man Tylor!
- TYLOR: Hey!
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FEMALE STUDENT: What's up?
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TYLOR: Big T, in the fur!
RED MONSTER: Hey, hey!
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- Welcome back!
- Hello!
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- Hi.
- STUDENT: It's Tylor!
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- Welcome back!
- TYLOR: Heyo!
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(YELPS AND GRUNTS)
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- Hey! Tylor!
- Hello. Hi!
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- How are ya?
- Scream King!
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- Nice to be back.
- VAL: Here. Take one.
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What are you doing, anyway?
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Mr. Wazowski asked me to help out
with recruiting new Jokesters.
250
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No better place to start than here.
251
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(CHUCKLES AND SIGHS)
252
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It's great to be back.
253
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Feels like old times.
254
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(SIGHS) I haven't been back
since I dropped out.
255
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Scaring School wasn't for everyone.
256
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I wasn't very good at it.
257
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,635
But I do have fond memories
258
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of waving to you by this trashcan.
259
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(GASPS)
260
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And this beautiful bench!
261
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,476
And this patch of grass
where I thought you waved back,
262
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,478
but apparently,
it was to someone else.
263
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,564
I wish I had waved back to you.
264
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,941
I'm sorry we weren't
friends then, but, uh,
265
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,985
I'm really glad we are now.
266
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,903
- Me too.
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
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PROFESSOR KNIGHT:
Students, fans, and alumni,
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- welcome to Monsters University.
- QUARTERBACK: Hut! Grover!
269
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Hut! Hut! Hut!
270
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,830
- PROFESSOR KNIGHT: Grecko's open!
- (PANTING) Got it!
271
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PROFESSOR KNIGHT:
And he coughs up the ball.
272
00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,251
Probably didn't taste
that great, anyway.
273
00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:29,086
(GASPS AND SCREAMS)
274
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,963
PROFESSOR KNIGHT: Ooh,
and that's a loss
275
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- of 20 yards...
- (GROANS)
276
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,550
- ...and possibly Samuel.
- SPECTATOR: Shake it off!
277
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,636
(CHEERS) Who doesn't love
a good football game?
278
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With all the foots and the balls?
279
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PROFESSOR KNIGHT: FearTech blitzes!
280
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,308
Yeah! I can't believe
281
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,726
I'm on the field with you!
282
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,478
- MU!
- He's still on his feet!
283
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,313
- All three of 'em!
- MU.
284
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,775
Ugh. I don't like football,
heights, or Tylor.
285
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,318
Shoo! Get away, bird!
286
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,944
Everything about this is terrible!
287
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,905
What are you talking about?
288
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,615
This is wonderful!
289
00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:00,284
You can see the whole field from here.
290
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:01,535
(GASPS)
291
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,620
- (THUDS)
- FRITZ: Oh?
292
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,704
Oh, no.
293
00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,956
- Hey, hey.
- Oh, it's fine.
294
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,500
I can make out shapes.
295
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,377
Yeah, that's either a quarterback
296
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,921
or this gentleman's spleen.
297
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,257
- MU! MU!
- QUARTERBACK: Hut! Hut! Hut!
298
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,010
PROFESSOR KNIGHT: Williams drops back,
and he's going long,
299
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,846
- it's a Hail Scary!
- (RUDY YELLS)
300
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,890
- (GASPS) Oh. Uh, oh...
- JOHNNY: Whoa. Heads up.
301
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,433
(RUDY YELLS)
302
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,852
JOHNNY: (CHUCKLING) You know,
303
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,605
there is such a thing
as being too close to the action.
304
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,232
Uh, thank you! (CHUCKLES)
305
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,983
Johnny Worthington!
306
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,027
Can I, can I please
have your autograph?
307
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,613
- Oh. Happy to, little one.
- Please,
308
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,990
- please, please...
- Oh, look, you have my rookie card.
309
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,618
- That's a rare find.
- You're my favorite Scarer!
310
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,537
- QUARTERBACK: Hut!
- Are you somebody?
311
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,580
Oh, well, uh, I was.
312
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,416
I mean, I... I am but, uh...
313
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,543
- That somebody is Tylor Tuskmon.
- Uh...
314
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,211
He beat a bunch of my scare records.
315
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,421
He's the top of his class
316
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,006
and he was last year's Scream King.
317
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,426
Tuskmon, huh?
318
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,677
Jury's still out.
319
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,761
(SIGHS)
320
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,847
PROFESSOR KNIGHT:
MU with the field goal attempt.
321
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,348
- Samuel to hold.
- (GRUNTS)
322
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,016
- The kick is up!
- (SCREAMS)
323
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:09,061
- And so is Samuel!
- (SCREAMS)
324
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,439
Huh? (GASPS)
325
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:15,192
And he's just inside
the upright for a score!
326
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,445
- (CHUCKLES)
- Yelps. (GRUNTS)
327
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,655
And that's the half, everyone!
328
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,700
But don't go anywhere,
up next we're proudly honoring
329
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,245
the former Scream Kings
and Queens of Monsters U!
330
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,330
Your Majesties, please grace us
331
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,791
with your presence on the field now!
332
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,084
Woohoo! That's you.
333
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,419
That's you.
334
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,046
Come on, kid,
time to enjoy our moment in the sun.
335
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,299
Bye, kids! Bye, hon!
(KISSES) Love you.
336
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,010
Don't spend too long in the sun.
You burn easy.
337
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,970
Good luck, Daddy!
(GIGGLES)
338
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,055
- J.J. you're such a suck-up.
- (BARKS)
339
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,975
FRITZ: Wowee!
340
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,352
Oh, Tylor's coming up next.
341
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,521
Yay, Tylor! Go, Tylor!
342
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,440
Tylor! We're up here.
343
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,859
Did he hear?
Do you think he sees us?
344
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,694
CUTTER: I can't see anything.
345
00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,862
Unless...
346
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,198
- (YELPS)
- (GRUNTS AND CHUCKLES)
347
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,825
Nah, it's blurrier
than the union's stance
348
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,118
on dating in the workplace.
349
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,411
We're still not tall enough.
350
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,917
I'm busy.
351
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,752
Hey, hey, hey!
352
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,045
Bird!
353
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,923
- CUTTER: That was even sadder up close.
- (GROANS)
354
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,466
Welcome back, Royals.
355
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,926
Ah, you're doing my heart good.
356
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,093
Now, let's line up.
357
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,303
Professor Knight.
358
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,889
- Good to see you again.
- Johnny! Tylor!
359
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,850
Ah, I love seeing a couple
of my favorite students
360
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,227
standing next to each other.
361
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,187
I almost couldn't tell you apart.
362
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,271
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
363
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,981
- Probably the horns.
- (CHUCKLES)
364
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,025
- You could learn from him.
- (CHUCKLING) Well,
365
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,236
I can't promise either one
would be useful though!
366
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,320
- Right?
- (CHUCKLES)
367
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,531
- You're a kidder. He's a kidder, right?
- Yeah.
368
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,199
- PROFESSOR KNIGHT: Hi, Monsters.
- Oh.
369
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:48,994
And welcome to the annual
homecoming game halftime show,
370
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,914
where we're honoring
our former Scream Kings
371
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,333
- and Queens.
- Go Tylor!
372
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,835
Yay! Go, Daddy, go!
373
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,253
- FRITZ: Yay!
- Get 'em, kid!
374
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,629
Whatever, eh.
375
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,549
What exactly are we supposed to do?
376
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,509
Just smile and wave.
377
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,137
(GROANS AND SIGHS)
378
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,305
If we gotta work late,
379
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,599
at least we can listen to the game
and support Tylor.
380
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,310
Anything is better than this
news station's hold music.
381
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,812
It's as bad as their coverage.
382
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,982
PROFESSOR KNIGHT:
Let's hear it for Jebediah Krakensen!
383
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,567
Hey! He owes me money.
384
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,236
And Dorothy Basiliski.
385
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,655
- I thought she died.
- Only on the inside.
386
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,240
(CHUCKLES)
387
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,367
I am done.
388
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,662
Thank you, Cameron.
389
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,748
And now CEO of Fear Co.
390
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,959
Johnny Worthington.
391
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,087
GRANDMA TUSKMON: Ooh,
look at the sheen on his fur.
392
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,715
(CHUCKLES) Maybe he's single.
393
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,841
- (CHUCKLES)
- (SIGHS) No,
394
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,134
he's already married.
395
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,094
- Mil!
- (CHUCKLING) Oh, come on.
396
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,305
(KISSES) I'm just kidding.
(CHUCKLES)
397
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,556
(WHISPERS) I checked.
398
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,392
Top Scarer? Come on. Please.
399
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,477
He was easily beaten by yours truly
400
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,980
- at the Scare Games.
- Which we cheated during,
401
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,900
- and got expelled for.
- Ah, details, details.
402
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,026
It doesn't matter,
403
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,360
'cause we'll beat out Fear Co.
404
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,738
as the better,
more efficient power company.
405
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,864
And when we do, Sulley,
406
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,240
I'm gonna get in his face,
407
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,992
and I'm gonna say, "You're a loser.
408
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,452
-"No one likes..."
- JILL: Loser?
409
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,162
- I'm appalled.
- No. Not you, ma'am.
410
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,039
(CALL DISCONNECTS
AND DIAL TONE SOUNDS)
411
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,290
Sounds like that went well.
412
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,708
It did not.
413
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,376
(DIALING)
414
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,503
PROFESSOR KNIGHT:
And last but not least,
415
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,882
the most recent Scream King,
who was top of his class
416
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:29,094
and still holds the record
for the loudest roar.
417
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:33,515
- Please welcome Tylor Tuskmon.
- (CHUCKLES)
418
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,101
- Go, Tyler! Go. (CHEERS)
- Yay!
419
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,937
Tylor works at Monsters, Inc.
420
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,022
where he is a top scarer.
421
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,733
Oh, uh, I'm actually
a Jokester now. So...
422
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,109
A Jokester?
423
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,569
What's a Jokester?
424
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,904
Sorry, uh, is it...
425
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,364
Can I... Sorry, everyone.
426
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,990
Hi, uh, Tylor here.
427
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,700
Uh, I, I just... I'm not a Scarer.
428
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,826
I'm a Jokester.
429
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,954
Monsters, Inc,
they switched to Laugh Power.
430
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,080
You... Oh, okay...
431
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,790
I... I make kids laugh now,
432
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,583
I'm a, a Jokester. So, yeah.
433
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,211
(MONSTER COUGHS)
434
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,797
(CHUCKLES) Oh, you're such a kidder.
435
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,216
You know what,
I got this great bit I do with, uh,
436
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,218
- donuts, actually.
- I need the microphone.
437
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,096
Does, uh, first...
Does anybody have donuts?
438
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,682
- MONSTER: No.
- Okay, well, uh...
439
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,975
Well, okay, uh, just imagine
440
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,851
that there's donuts on my horns.
All right?
441
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,603
Sometimes I, I...
I toss them on there
442
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,729
(CHUCKLES) like this.
443
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,523
Whoop! Whoop! (CHUCKLES)
444
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,149
And then I go "Hey,
445
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,402
"who ordered all these donuts?"
446
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,696
- I don't know. Who?
- (SCOFFS)
447
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,032
I hear Tylor's
endearingly neurotic voice.
448
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,076
- Hey, guys, what's he doing?
- (DUNCAN CHUCKLES)
449
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,204
Humiliating himself
in front of thousands.
450
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,499
(CHUCKLES) It's a gift from above.
451
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:42,960
(PIGEON SQUAWKS)
452
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,545
The donut hacky sack thing...
453
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,921
You know, 'cause you gotta...
454
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,131
(GROANS)
455
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,924
- ...it's the knee thing...
- I can't watch.
456
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,676
They say there's no bad press,
457
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,928
- but this may be an exception.
- ...'cause I, uh...
458
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,347
I feel like this isn't
translating as well
459
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,224
without the donuts... Um,
460
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:58,976
Oh, oh!
461
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,479
What did the sea monster
have for dinner?
462
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,773
Fish and ships.
463
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,442
(CHUCKLES)
464
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,610
- Fish and... You heard?
- (FAMILY GROANS)
465
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,320
- Fish and ships.
- (BERNARD LAUGHS)
466
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,405
That's my joke.
467
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,614
Oh, sweetie.
468
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,074
But he didn't hit ships
469
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,409
as hard as he could have.
470
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,287
- But this is ships because of the...
- Thank you, Tylor Tuskmon.
471
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,997
(CHUCKLES) Don't give up your day job!
472
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,124
Oh, wait, that is your day job.
473
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,084
Beautiful.
474
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,378
What an utter disaster.
(CHUCKLES)
475
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,506
(PEOPLE MURMURING
INDISTINCTLY)
476
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,975
ROR BROS: A jokester?
477
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,143
You gotta be kidding me.
478
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,978
"Make Jokesters out of Scarers?"
479
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,272
- Yeah, right. (CHUCKLES)
- (PINK MONSTER LAUGHS)
480
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,024
ROR BROS: Pathetic.
481
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,209
(SIGHS) Val, what am I doing?
482
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,544
I can't even fill a canister.
483
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,879
Aw, come on.
484
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,464
You almost filled that one today.
485
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,924
(SIGHS) Yeah.
486
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,593
I, uh, just wish
I was doing better.
487
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,097
(CLEARS THROAT)
488
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,016
Oh! Uh, Mr. Worthington...
489
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,812
I, uh, played in enough games
to know you can't win 'em all.
490
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,564
Don't get too down on yourself.
491
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,191
You've got a lot of potential.
492
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,442
One day,
493
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,985
you'll make your mark on the world.
494
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,904
CLAIRE: Hey, Joe College.
495
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,322
- Let's go.
- (SCOFFS) Hurry up.
496
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,865
Uh, Dad duties call.
497
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,408
(CHUCKLES) I said doodies.
498
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,701
Listen, chin up.
499
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:40,994
You'll get 'em next time.
500
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,663
Thanks, Mr. Worthington.
501
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,748
(CHUCKLES) Oh, please,
call me Johnny.
502
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,875
And just keep filling those canisters.
503
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,213
(SNORES)
504
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,298
FEMALE RECEPTIONIST: How can I help you?
505
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,466
(GASPS) Oh, Hi. Uh, hello.
506
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,760
I demand to speak to Jack and Jill.
507
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,221
- This is Mike Wazowski.
- Never heard of him.
508
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,890
(GROANS) Fine. Mike Weirdzowski.
509
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,601
Oh. Yes, Mr. Weirdzowski.
I'll put you right through.
510
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,728
VOICEMAIL:
The mailbox you are calling for...
511
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:07,855
JACK: Jack...
512
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,273
VOICEMAIL: And...
JILL: Jill.
513
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,357
...is currently full.
514
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,317
Please call back
during business hours.
515
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,570
No!
516
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,322
(GROANS)
517
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,701
Wanna grab dinner?
518
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,161
Yeah, I could eat.
519
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,998
Are you sure
you don't want me to wait for you?
520
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,624
No. No, it's okay.
Really.
521
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,252
I... I'd rather walk home, you know.
Clear my head.
522
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,004
So, um, see you tomorrow. Right?
523
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,381
Okay. Uh, see you tomorrow.
524
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,805
(SIGHS) Okay.
525
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,349
I can fill this canister.
526
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,019
Okay. It's go time.
527
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,692
Hey, who ordered all these donuts?
528
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,027
Huh?
529
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,447
Oh, come on not again.
530
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,740
Peekaboo.
531
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,992
Peekaboo! Peekaboo.
532
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,244
- (GROWLS)
- (SCREAMS)
533
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,663
Ah, n... Ah, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
534
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,332
I didn't mean to, to scare you. No.
535
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,418
Here, here, here, here.
Take a... A parting donut.
536
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,587
Enjoy that. All right?
Okay, bye-bye.
537
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,631
(PANTS)
538
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,716
(DINGS)
539
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,218
I finally filled it.
540
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,137
Hey, a little laugh energy,
a little scream energy,
541
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,597
still a full canister, right?
542
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:48,080
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
543
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,669
MILLIE: Hey, Tylor.
544
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,462
Did you hear the news
about the monster
545
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:43,880
who ate too many houses?
546
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,757
TYLOR: No, are they okay?
547
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,759
MILLIE: Oh, yeah,
they were just...
548
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,594
(CHUCKLING) Homesick.
549
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,013
(LAUGHS)
550
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,306
TYLOR: Wow,
551
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,058
that was worse than Dad's.