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Good morning, Monstropolis.
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- I'm Jack.
- I'm Jill.
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And welcome to I Scream...
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U Scream!
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The citizens of Monstropolis
remain bitterly divided
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over the future of this
so-called "Laugh Power."
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{\an8}Joining us via ScreamCam to discuss it
are James P. Sullivan of Monsters, Inc.
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{\an8}and Johnny Worthington of FearCo.
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Thank you both for joining us.
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(SCOFFS) Enough groveling.
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(CHUCKLES) It's called being polite.
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{\an8}Let's start with you, Mr. Sullivan.
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{\an8}- Oh, please, call me Sulley.
- JILL: Oh, no.
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{\an8}You are not charming me into
accepting your dangerous Laugh Power.
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{\an8}Laugh Power isn't dangerous.
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{\an8}- JACK: Exactly.
- It's reliable, clean.
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{\an8}- So you're saying screams are dirty?
- No. (STAMMERS)
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{\an8}Jill, that's not what he said.
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{\an8}I'm sure Mr. Worthington
would like to respond.
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{\an8}Please, Jill, call me Johnny.
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Oh! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I will.
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- Go ahead, Johnny.
- JACK: Ew.
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{\an8}Jill, I've known Sulley a long time,
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{\an8}and I'm sure he believes
what he's saying, but you're right.
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{\an8}- JILL: Sure.
- It's untested.
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{\an8}-Whoa. Wait a minute.
- You've had your time. Johnny?
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{\an8}Maybe it'll be viable down the road,
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{\an8}- but today...
- Yes, but...
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{\an8}...my neighbors and I
just want safe, reliable power.
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{\an8}But laughs are safe. You see...
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Mr. Sullivan,
why should anyone believe you?
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Whoa, wait!
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You got expelled
from Monsters University
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for cheating in the Scare Games.
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- JACK: For Pete's sake.
- And more recently,
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{\an8}you were mentored by convicted criminal
and disgraced former Monsters, Inc. CEO
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{\an8}Henry J. Waternoose.
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{\an8}SULLEY: Ugh. Jill...
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{\an8}So why should we trust you?
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I say, "Once a liar and a cheat,
always a liar and a cheat."
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And if there's one thing
Jill knows about,
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it's lying and cheating in college.
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- That's two things.
- Look...
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- And we're out of time.
- Just give me...
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We'll be back
after a word from our sponsors,
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- who also don't care for Jack.
- They said that?
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So that could have gone better.
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Yep. Worst interview
I've seen since, uh...
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Nope, that was it.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CLEARS THROAT) May I present...
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- So why am I looking at a coconut?
- Ah!
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You know, I ask that myself
every time I wake up in a palm tree,
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but this... this is your invitation
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to Fritz's surprise
work anniversary party.
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(SHUSHES) It's a surprise. For me.
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Surprise?
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- Surprise.
- Surprise.
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It's tonight at the Shrieky Tiki.
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Oh, uh, tonight?
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8:00 sharp. Be square, be there.
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Oh, yeah. Count me in.
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Yeah, I actually have, uh,
something tonight.
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Something very important.
Can't be changed.
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Oh...
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Oh, it's too bad
that you won't be there, Tylor.
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I'm making a big announcement,
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one that is going to affect everyone.
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(GULPS) A big announcement?
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(GASPS) Retirement? Sir.
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I hope you'll remember
who was loyal around here
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and who was not.
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(SIGHS) My time has come.
I must call Mother.
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So what are the big plans, Double T?
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The big, uh... Oh, well... (STAMMERS)
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You know what? Look at the time.
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We've got to... We've got to get
to that Laugh Floor, huh?
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They are not paying us to watch TV.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Whoo!
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Hmm.
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(CHILD LAUGHING)
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So, are you ready to tell me
what your big, secret plans are now?
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Mmm.
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Is this flavor new?
Tastes like sour milk.
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- Mmm. So good.
- (GRUNTS)
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- (SCREAMS)
- You ready to tell me now?
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Jeez. No.
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(SCREAMS)
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You ready to tell me now?
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- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- (HORNS HONKING)
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Or now...
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- Or now!
- (SCREAMS)
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Why is it so important that I tell you
what my plans are anyway?
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- (GASPS) Red light!
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
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Because we're best friends, Tylor.
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I tell you everything about my life.
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(GRUNTS, GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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- (TYLOR SIGHS)
- You know what? Forget it.
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If you really don't want to tell me what
your big, secret plans are, that's cool.
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(SIGHS) Thank you.
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- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (GRUNTS)
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- I know what you're doing.
- Hmm? What?
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- (GRUNTS)
- What? What am I doing?
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- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (GRUNTS) Cute.
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Hmm. What am I doing?
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What am I doing?
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- What am I doing?
- Fine, fine. Fine. You win.
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You want to know what I'm doing tonight?
I'm having dinner with
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(WHISPERS) Johnny Worthington.
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- Johnny Worthington!
- (GASPS)
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- FearCo Johnny Worthington?
- (SHUSHES) Hey! Quiet, quiet, quiet.
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We talked a little at the C.R.E.E.P. show,
and afterwards he invited me to dinner.
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- Uh-uh.
- Well, uh, his assistant did.
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(GASPS) Oh, my gosh.
What do you think he wants?
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I think he just wants to get to know me.
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(GASPS) Think Johnny
wants to be your BFF?
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Because he should know we're BFFs.
And that last "F" means forever.
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- So you're stuck with me, well, forever.
- Ooh!
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Oh, oh, that's what
you're worried about?
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Val, come on.
You and I are a team, Okay?
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I am not going anywhere.
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Pinky swear?
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Pinky swear.
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- Huh.
- What?
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I never noticed, but for a huge monster,
you've got incredibly tiny hands.
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Uh, they are perfectly normal-sized,
thank you very much.
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Sure. Right.
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- But...
- Aw, so teeny.
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(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(BLOWS, INHALES)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm.
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Mr. Worthington has not arrived yet.
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Michel. (SNAPS FINGERS) Table.
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Ah, oui. Right this way, monsieur.
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You make my four hearts
beat faster, my love.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Are your kids gonna eat?
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Happy anniversary, dear.
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I love you the mostest.
Yes, I do. (KISSES)
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Monsieur.
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- Ah. Thank you very much.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
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- That is Mr. Worthington's seat.
- (GASPS) Oh, it is? So sorry.
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I'll just, uh...
I'll just move over here.
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- (FARTING NOISE)
- That was the seat, not me.
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- Hmm.
- See? Look. Huh?
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- JOHNNY: And there he is.
- Oh.
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Tylor Tuskmon.
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Oh, Mr. Worth... Oh!
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Uh, so, so, Johnny. I'm so, so sorry.
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Sorry I kept you waiting.
Look at you in a suit.
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Looking sharp, kid.
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Thanks. It's my grandfather's.
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- He's dead.
- (CUTLERY CLANKS)
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- TYLOR: Don't be.
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He died a long time ago,
so it's not sad.
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I mean, you know,
it was sad at the time.
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Is this going well?
I feel like I'm over-sharing.
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- You are.
- Uh...
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(GROANS) Long day.
Let's order some drinks, shall we?
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Yes, let's. I mean, you know,
if that's standard protocol.
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I mean, I don't know.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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- Oh.
- TYLOR: No, no, no, no.
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No drinks? Okay.
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Excuse me. Come on, Sulley.
Let's go. Come on. Class it up.
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JOHNNY: Want to start
with some appetizers?
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- Oh, no.
- Not an appetizer fan either?
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No, no, no. Yeah, no.
Appetizers are great.
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I love app... I just...
I need to wash my hands.
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That's, that's, uh, standard protocol.
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Excuse me.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no. Why are you here?
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Whoa! I thought you were
going to the Shrieky Tiki.
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We did. But then Roze said
tiki bars were cloying reminders
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of the dangers
of cultural appropriation.
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We couldn't live with ourselves
if we stayed.
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- So you came here?
- I didn't know you'd be here.
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If you recall, you weren't exactly
forthcoming this morning.
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Oh, by the way,
you have to try the phlegm brulée.
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I hear it's... (BLOWS KISS) chef's kiss.
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Okay. It's all gonna be okay.
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No one saw me. We just have to...
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- Ty-Ty!
- Oops.
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You canceled
your very important plans for me
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and even came to the wrong restaurant
knowing we'd end up here.
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Wowie, you're good!
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Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I know you love a good surprise.
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You look spiffy,
but you're dressed all wrong.
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You know,
working at MIFT these past 40 years
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has been like a vacation
for me every day.
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So I asked everyone to dress like
they were coming to my beach party!
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BOTH: (IN SING-SONG)
Oh, I'm having a beach party!
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And if any of you want to feel
a nice ocean breeze,
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I'm happy to blow in your face.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Oh, I'm so glad you came
because we're about to start the toasts.
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Sulley, forget you were part of one of
the worst moments in television history.
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Just relax and, you know, have a drink.
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(SLURPS)
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- MIKE: When I sing scareoke...
- (SIGHS)
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...people are not gonna know
what hit them.
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Okay, so I think I have a plan.
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Me, too. You need to clone yourself.
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What? No. I was thinking
I'd go and wrap things up with Johnny.
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- Then once he leaves...
- Clone yourself.
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No, you can help make sure
I don't get caught.
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Okay, since the science doesn't exist
for my plan yet, let's do yours.
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We're a go for operation
"Don't Get Caught."
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- Does it need a name?
- Of course.
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We'll probably need code names.
I'll be Unicorn Sparkle.
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- You can be Donut Head.
- Donut Head?
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I'm not sure we need
code names for this.
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Fine. I'll be Donut Head,
but it makes no sense.
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Wish me luck.
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(PANTING)
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(CLATTERING)
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(SIGHS) Hands are clean
and very normal-sized.
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I hope you don't mind.
I took the liberty of ordering.
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I can tell you feel uncomfortable here,
so let me cut to the chase.
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When I saw you in our Scare Simulator
at the C.R.E.E.P. show,
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I knew I was watching something special.
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You could be one of the greats.
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A legend.
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A legend? (LAUGHS)
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Well, yeah, I don't know about that.
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Hey, don't be so modest.
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You know, you remind me
a lot of myself when I was your age.
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- I do?
- After I graduated Monsters U...
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Thanks, that's...
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...my father wanted me
to join the family company.
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00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,447
- I said, "Join FearCo? Ugh."
- Oh. You're still going.
235
00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:36,075
"Dad, that's your thing." But he said,
236
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,411
"Scaring is our thing."
237
00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:41,706
- Thank you. I'm... That's enough.
- MICHEL: Oui, monsieur.
238
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:46,502
My father always said, "You can't escape
who you are, so just embrace it."
239
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,296
Just embrace it.
240
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,547
And to this day,
241
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:52,049
I carry a memento around
to remember that.
242
00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:54,844
{\an8}TYLOR: Whoa! Your dad's rookie card?
243
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:58,723
- That's... that's worth a fortune.
- That's why I always keep it right here.
244
00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,725
It reminds me where I came from.
245
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,977
You know,
we're a Feartune 500 company now,
246
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:06,230
but I guess I still see FearCo
as a little family business.
247
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,275
- Tylor?
- Oh, uh, family business.
248
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,776
We have a hardware store.
249
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,361
Uh-huh.
250
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,363
Do you wanna work in a hardware store?
251
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:18,117
Or do you want to be
a top Scarer at FearCo?
252
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,162
That's why I invited you to dinner.
I wanna offer you a job.
253
00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:23,748
- Job?
- A job.
254
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,833
(STAMMERING) A job. Like a "job" job?
255
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:29,211
That's... Wow. That... You just...
Okay, let me just dry off
256
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,547
and I will get right back to you.
257
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,508
Job, job, FearCo job.
258
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,885
(PANTS) Okay, okay.
259
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,722
(PANTING) A scarer job at FearCo.
260
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,807
That's good. That's... Is that good?
261
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,809
ROGER: That poem
and this interpretive dance
262
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,063
merely scratch the surface
of what Fritz means to me.
263
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:50,524
Someone who inspires us
to greatness every day.
264
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:51,609
To Fritz!
265
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,985
OTHERS: To Fritz!
266
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,112
Phew! I would not want to follow that.
267
00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,073
- Tylor. You're up.
- (GRUNTS) Whoa.
268
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,117
Uh...
269
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,704
Huh? Oh...
270
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:11,337
Okay, well, uh, first,
you know, everything Roger said.
271
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,421
(GIGGLES)
272
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:15,383
- (CHUCKLES) Uh, what? Stretch?
- (MOUTHING)
273
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,678
What are you...
What are you... Fritz is stretchy? Uh...
274
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,137
Oh, uh, Fritz,
275
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,972
you know, is flexible,
276
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:25,351
a very important trait in a leader.
277
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,979
Uh, you know,
I used to work with him at MIFT,
278
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:34,985
but now I'm a Jokester,
and I am really, really happy there.
279
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,570
- Hmm.
- TYLOR: Uh, mostly.
280
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,906
I mean, no one loves
their job every day.
281
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:41,283
Um, well, you know, except maybe Fritz.
282
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,119
Yes, I absolutely do.
283
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,995
Uh, anyway, uh, yeah,
284
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,081
I always saw Fritz as a father figure,
285
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:51,669
so I am reminded of something
my own father used to say.
286
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,754
Uh, yeah, he used to say,
287
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:57,133
(STAMMERS)
"You can't escape who you are..."
288
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,010
I can't escape this toast.
289
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:04,306
"You, you can't escape who you are,
so just embrace it."
290
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:05,808
I gotta pee.
291
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,184
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
292
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,686
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
293
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,563
That was weird, right?
294
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,565
(PANTING)
295
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,194
Ah, all dry now. Sorry about that.
296
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,031
And, uh...
Oh, yes, yeah, I brought you a drink.
297
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,660
Uh, it's half-full.
298
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:28,414
Half-full because
I am an optimist. (CHUCKLES)
299
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,959
Thanks. Look, I'm sure
my offer came out of the blue.
300
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,546
I didn't mean to overwhelm you,
but I wrote down what a starting salary
301
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,590
as a FearCo Scarer would look like.
302
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,761
Oh, wow, that's... (CHUCKLES)
303
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,388
Look at all the zeroes you put
on the end of those numbers.
304
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,766
Trust me, you're worth it.
305
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,933
MICHEL: Ahem. Pardon.
306
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,269
A call for Monsieur Tuskmon.
307
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,562
- For me?
- Oui.
308
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,314
Sure. Yes. Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
309
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,775
- Hello.
- VAL: Donut Head. It's Unicorn Sparkle.
310
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,735
Uh, sorry, I... I need to take this.
311
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,862
- No problem.
- It's, um, a lady.
312
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,155
VAL: It's Unicorn Sparkle.
313
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,324
I mean, it's my mom.
My mom, of course, is a lady.
314
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,577
VAL: What? No, this is Val.
Those were our code names, remember?
315
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,788
- Your mom calls you Donut Head?
- What's going on?
316
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,873
We're taking a picture
and Fritz wants you in it.
317
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,751
Ugh. Fine. Okay, just,
uh, tell him I'll be right there.
318
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,920
Tell him yourself.
You're right in front of me.
319
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,129
Bye.
320
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,551
Ty-Ty. Val. Come on.
We've been waiting for ya.
321
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,429
- Nice tie, Tuskmon.
- (GASPS)
322
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,264
Okay, let's hurry up
and take this picture,
323
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,475
so Fritz can tell us he's retiring.
324
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:33,145
All right. First, the lighting
and the composition must be perfect.
325
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,688
Happy. Yes! Happier!
326
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,065
You can do it!
327
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,441
No, no, no, no, no.
328
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,443
These are uninspired garbage.
329
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,861
We must dig deeper.
330
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,031
Wow. Looks like
we got ourselves a real professional.
331
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:48,702
(GASPS) Oh, I am
very happy with this one.
332
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,622
Who is this gorgeous creature
in front of me?
333
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,207
(GRUNTS)
334
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,750
(EXCLAIMING)
335
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,126
Great. Thanks again.
336
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,003
Now, we must take a silly one.
337
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,296
- Silly one?
- Silly one.
338
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,506
This guy's a pro.
339
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,174
PIERRE: Three, two, one. Silly!
340
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,386
Now you're afraid.
There is something chasing you.
341
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,805
Now you are chasing something.
342
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,225
Now you really need
to use the restroom, but it is closed.
343
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,853
Now they opened it again.
Closed it. Opened it. Closed it.
344
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,313
People are laughing at you.
You're ashamed.
345
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,482
You ate something
that does not agree with you,
346
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,692
but you agree with it.
347
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,820
- You just ate something crunchy...
- (PANTING)
348
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,492
Mmm Mmm. Mmm. (GASPS)
349
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,913
So how's your mom?
350
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,333
Uh, she's okay, I guess. Uh, why?
351
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,961
- Well, she just called you.
- Oh, right, that.
352
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,547
Yeah, she's just...
She's co-dependent. So always calling.
353
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,674
I think I see what's going on here.
354
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,259
- You do?
- You're playing hardball.
355
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,886
- No, no.
- I respect the move.
356
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,554
Never take the first offer.
357
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,889
- Very smart.
- Hmm...
358
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,517
So, what do you say now?
359
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,353
- (VAL CLEARS THROAT)
- (GASPS)
360
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,772
(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
Oh, excusez-moi, Monsieur Tuskmon.
361
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,984
Your car is being towed,
because it's on fire.
362
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,110
Dangerous fire.
363
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,487
So big, so fiery. Not très bon.
364
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,032
- So you need to move it right away.
- (GRUNTS)
365
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,451
Come with me.
Excusez-moi. Pardonnez-moi.
366
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,828
- Uh, waiter. Can I order some...
- No!
367
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,624
(GASPS) This place really is French.
368
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,501
Towing a car on fire?
That's what you came up with?
369
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,379
I was thinking on my feet.
Anyway, we're about to start scareoke,
370
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,632
and Fritz wants to
sing with everyone, including you.
371
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,967
- What song do you want?
- I don't know. Anything.
372
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,054
- Screamie In a Bottle?
- Really? Is that even in your range?
373
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,432
- (SIGHS) Sorry about that.
- (FARTING NOISE)
374
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,768
It, uh, turns out
it wasn't even my car being towed.
375
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,103
- Hmm. And on fire.
- And on fire.
376
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:42,399
Yep, yep. Not my car,
because I don't, uh, even have a car.
377
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,610
You know, I just, uh,
just remembered that.
378
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,403
Wow! Smells good in here.
379
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,821
Is that screamed spinach?
380
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,115
- Ooh.
- JOHNNY: That waiter.
381
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,618
That was your friend
from the football game, wasn't it?
382
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,955
(CHUCKLES) You think
my friend is a waiter here?
383
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,374
Uh, no, I seriously doubt it.
384
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,126
Tylor. I know everyone who works here.
385
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,295
(WHISPERS) Tell her
she's gotta work on her accent.
386
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,382
- (SIGHS)
- Hey, I see what this is.
387
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,884
Yeah. I... Sorry. This was all a...
388
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,012
An elaborate ruse
to get you a company car. Am I right?
389
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,891
- (LAUGHS) Guilty.
- Let me guess.
390
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,143
You probably want something
with a lot of power.
391
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:21,689
- Vroom, vroom. (CHUCKLES)
- You can see by these speed lines,
392
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,065
it'll be very fast.
393
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,651
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
394
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,986
Ugh, seriously?
395
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,405
What is going on?
396
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,323
- What?
- What? You don't hear that?
397
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,951
Uh, maybe, yeah. I... I hear some...
398
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,121
I'm so sorry.
It's never this loud in here.
399
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,039
- I'll take care...
- No, no, no.
400
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,833
Let me handle this.
401
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,793
You know what?
Why not get a dessert going?
402
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:46,130
I hear the phlegm brulée is...
(BLOWS KISS) chef's kiss.
403
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,590
Uh, you probably knew that.
Uh, be right back.
404
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,259
(LAUGHS)
405
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,595
- (CLANGING)
- (SCREAMS)
406
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,182
- Occupied.
- (KISSES)
407
00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:00,227
MIKE: (SINGING)
Sleepin' soundly right here
408
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,981
And now we'll creep in
and fill his night with fear
409
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:08,736
MIKE AND FRITZ: So bring your big roar
and your sharp claws too
410
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:12,364
We're gonna scare this kid
and his sister, too
411
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,700
- MIKE: Come on, now...
- (POWERS OFF)
412
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,160
- What the...
- That's a bit rude.
413
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,327
DUNCAN: Oh, Tylor did it.
414
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:20,289
- What gives? It was just getting good.
- Just getting good?
415
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,707
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
416
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:25,753
Well, I... I just... I shut that off
because, um... Fritz! Fritz!
417
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,756
Hey, didn't you have
a big announcement to make?
418
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,467
(GASPS) That's right.
(LAUGHS) Your big announcement.
419
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,218
- Everyone quiet!
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
420
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,929
(CHUCKLES)
421
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,848
Fritz, the floor is yours.
422
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:45,689
Okay. Thank you all
for this wonderful party.
423
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,026
(SIGHS) Wow, this is hard.
424
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,406
Today isn't just
my 40th work anniversary.
425
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,826
It's also the end of an era for me.
426
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:02,414
Now, some of you have probably
been expecting this for a while.
427
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,250
But here we go. (INHALES DEEPLY)
428
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:11,632
I am cutting back
to one Drooler Cooler a day.
429
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,217
- Huh?
- (PARTY HORNS BLOWING)
430
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,844
I didn't think I could get through that.
431
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,931
Oi, you said we'd pop 'em
after he made the big announcement.
432
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,682
I meant
when he announced his retirement.
433
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:21,892
I'm not retiring.
434
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,144
Not retiring? But...
435
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,189
(STAMMERS) I'm not getting your job?
436
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,316
Oh, boy. I can't afford that hot tub.
437
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,318
I bought three hot tubs.
I gotta call Mother.
438
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,445
Ugh, she's gotta cancel the order.
439
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,156
Ugh. (SCREAMS) Get outta my way!
440
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,908
(SCREAMING)
441
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:40,702
(GASPS)
442
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,329
Mmm-hmm.
443
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,581
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
444
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,792
- Uh...
- Sullivan.
445
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,419
- Johnny?
- Well, Johnny Worthington.
446
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,255
To what do we owe the displeasure?
447
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,966
I was just having dinner by myself.
448
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,219
MIKE: Probably because no one likes you.
SULLEY: Mike.
449
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,470
Look, I get why you're mad.
450
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,806
What happened on
Jack and Jill this morning...
451
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,642
- That wasn't fair. I'm sorry.
- Huh. I appreciate that.
452
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,061
Oh! And congrats
on your presentation at C.R.E.E.P.
453
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,729
I heard it got a lot of buzz.
454
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:11,024
We really should sit down and talk about
how we could work together.
455
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,485
Maybe kickstart an energy roundtable.
456
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,863
You know,
see if Laugh Power has potential.
457
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,907
Potential? Ha!
Of course it has potential.
458
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,367
It's the future.
459
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,035
Thanks, Johnny. I'd like that.
460
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,996
Hi. Johnny Worthington.
461
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,166
- It was, uh, Taylor, right?
- Oh, um, Tylor.
462
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,417
Sorry. Tylor.
463
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:32,129
Yeah, no, I...
I get, uh, I get Taylor a lot, so...
464
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,547
Nice to see you.
465
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,716
I hope we bump into
each other again soon.
466
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,593
Good night, everybody.
467
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,802
FRITZ: Bye.
MIKE: Yeah.
468
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,096
I'd like to bump into you. In my car.
469
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,433
You're not actually gonna sit down
with that no-neck narcissist, are you?
470
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,351
Mikey. He's a changed monster.
471
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,146
College was 20 years and 200 pounds ago.
472
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,148
Maybe we can bring
some laughs to FearCo.
473
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,232
- Ugh.
- Oh!
474
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,901
I think you're up at scareoke again.
475
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,111
(GASPS) I Scare You, Babe?
476
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,072
Wow. We really got to
update these songs.
477
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:00,824
Okay? All right. I'll go sing it.
478
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,952
But then we're talking
more about Johnny.
479
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,621
Maybe I'll sing it twice.
480
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,955
Got to feel out the room.
481
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,750
(SIGHS)
482
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,337
Oh.
483
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,132
- Did you taste this?
- Mmm-hmm. Sure did.
484
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,425
(BOTH BLOW KISSES)
485
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:19,968
BOTH: Chef's kiss.
486
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,930
I can't believe we pulled this off.
487
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,849
I couldn't have done Operation
"Don't Get Caught" without you.
488
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,060
(GASPS) Think we can keep
our code names?
489
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,145
Uh, only if I get to be Unicorn Sparkle.
490
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,105
- (BOTH GIGGLE)
- (PIERRE CLEARS THROAT)
491
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,399
You left this in the closet, monsieur.
492
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,901
Oh, uh, right.
493
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:41,740
Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. We are closing,
and as you can see, I have plans.
494
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,533
(LAUGHS)
495
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,369
- (LAUGHS)
- (GASPS)
496
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,662
Oh!
497
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,956
We'll take our food to go.
498
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,083
ROZE: Pierre.
499
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,294
(GASPS)
500
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,340
What's that?
501
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,009
{\an8}Huh. It's Johnny's Scare card.
502
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,428
{\an8}He, uh, must have dropped it.
503
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,472
Okay, so... Tell me everything.
504
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:06,807
What did Johnny want?
505
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,977
Uh, he offered me a job
506
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,312
as a Scarer at FearCo.
507
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,898
What? What did you tell him?
508
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,192
(EXHALES) Things got so crazy,
509
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,987
I didn't have a chance to answer.
510
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,573
{\an8}Well, what are you gonna tell him?
511
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:35,669
ROZE: This goes out
to all you lovers out there.
512
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:39,381
PIERRE: (SINGING)
We scare them young 'cause we all know
513
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:44,511
We scare them now before they grow
514
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,887
(PIERRE LAUGHS)
515
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,556
ROZE: For human kids
516
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,266
That may be true
517
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:53,603
But you scared me
and, baby, I scared you
518
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,605
PIERRE: Ahh! I just got scared again.
519
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,190
ROZE: Babe
520
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,777
BOTH: I scare you, babe
521
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,114
I scare you, babe
522
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,744
PIERRE: They say
our roars aren't very strong
523
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,203
Before we go
524
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,914
We show them they are wrong
525
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,583
(PIERRE LAUGHS)
526
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,837
ROZE: I guess
we'll have to prove 'em right
527
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:23,508
So we'll slink around
and scare them tonight
528
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,303
Babe
529
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,057
BOTH: I scare you, babe
530
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,934
I scare you, babe
531
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:39,441
ROZE: I got terror in my dreams...
532
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,942
PIERRE: I just dream of you.
533
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,611
ROZE: I got phlegm...
534
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,862
PIERRE: I can see it.
535
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,365
ROZE: Within my screams
536
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:52,871
PIERRE: And when I growl you turn red...
537
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,164
ROZE: I'm yellow.
538
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:59,753
PIERRE: Let's scare these kids
from beneath the bed
539
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:00,837
(PIERRE EXCLAIMS)
540
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:04,132
Don't let them say
your spikes are too long
541
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,677
They're spooky
and your breath is really strong...
542
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:08,887
ROZE: Oh, thank you.
543
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,889
PIERRE: So strong, it goes to the gym.
544
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:14,017
ROZE: So put your little claw in mine
545
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:18,855
Together, we will
scare them all the time
546
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,818
- Babe
- PIERRE: Oh, baby
547
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,070
BOTH: I scare you, babe
548
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,448
I scare you, babe...
549
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,410
(PIERRE EXCLAIMS)
550
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,995
PIERRE: You belong on a stage.
551
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,252
ROZE: I got you to hold my claws
552
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,588
PIERRE: I got you, your furry paws
553
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,800
ROZE: I got you to slink with me
554
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,262
PIERRE: I got you to stink with me
555
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,639
I got you to kiss at night...
556
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,015
ROZE: You know my number.
557
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,643
PIERRE: I got you
I'm filled with fright
558
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:59,729
I got you, my fur's aglow
559
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:03,275
I got you to scare me so...
560
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,818
ROZE: That's romantic.
561
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,736
(PIERRE LAUGHS)
562
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,697
PIERRE: I got you, babe.
563
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:14,119
BOTH: I scare you, babe...
564
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,203
PIERRE: I scare you,
565
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,873
- you scare me so much more.
- ROZE: It's mutual.
566
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,291
PIERRE: I scare you, baby...
567
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,709
- ROZE: Oh!
- (PIERRE LAUGHS)
568
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,294
PIERRE: I scare you, baby...
569
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,421
ROZE: You're getting
the biggest tip later.
570
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,089
PIERRE: I scare you, baby...
571
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,466
ROZE: Oh, yeah.
572
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,925
PIERRE: I scare you, baby
573
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,594
ROZE: No. You scare me less.
574
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,847
PIERRE: My life is one endless
nightmare since I met you.
575
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,474
(LAUGHS) I love it!
576
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,810
ROZE: Pierre, you're a little pitchy,
but it was good.