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(六號鏡頭)

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好了,薇兒,這沒什麼大不了

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我可以的

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你好,我是薇兒,你叫什麼名字?

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沒有名字,是吧?

6
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那我就叫你羅伯吧
聽起來就像機器人的名字

7
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也許我只是碰巧逗笑阿瓦尼而已

8
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你的檔案是空白的
等等!你最喜歡什麼運動?

9
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羅伯,你看,我在踢足球
還是美式足球?

10
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現在輪到籃球,她投籃了!

11
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她被擋下了

12
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觀眾為之瘋狂!好耶!
真有妳的,薇兒!

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我得回報可能有1303事故

14
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能量瓶又洩漏了嗎?那是什麼?

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今天是週末,裡面不應該有人

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說實在的,今天是週末,我們不該在這

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現在輪到躲避球!

18
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我出局了

19
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別管我了,不要忘記你今天看到的一切

20
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她是你班上的學生?

21
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- 還不是
- 所以她才這麼好笑,對吧?

22
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羅伯,你笑得很誇張耶

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天啊,我害羅伯掛掉了

24
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毛怪和大眼仔先生?我不是有意的

25
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我甚至不該在這,什麼事都沒發生

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對不起,再見!

27
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我聽過「笑到頭掉下來」的說法
但這也太扯了

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《怪獸職場求生記》

29
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在灰濛濛的冬天早晨

30
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吊扇的速度,比即將放三天週末假期的

31
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公務員還要慢

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{\an8}但我一心只想著能量瓶洩漏的案子

33
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肯定是遭人破壞了

34
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在這座腐敗、滿是祕密的墮落之城
又出現一起謎團

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是誰破壞的?為何他叫做泰勒?

36
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別擔心,親愛的羅托

37
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鄧肯偵探會查個水落石出

38
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抱歉打擾了,我們只是在找檯燈

39
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找到了

40
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- 太好了!
- 太好了!

41
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- 好耶,還免費附帶梳子
- 超讚!

42
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不...那是我的情境燈!
你們這些蠢蛋毀了我的戲劇性獨白

43
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也沒多戲劇性吧

44
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的確,完全缺乏弦外之音

45
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(門廊拍賣)

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爸,小心點

47
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圖斯克蒙,你的招牌讓人很困惑

48
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你看起來像要賣門廊

49
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沒人會這麼想,對吧?

50
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媽,妳何不下來幫個忙吧?

51
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畢竟有一部分是為了妳騰出空間

52
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我可不打算賣掉我的貴重物品

53
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我只是暫時來住
之後就會回去嘎吱畝園

54
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收看《不幸之輪》節目
少了你全程在旁邊答題

55
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媽,我早就說過了
養生村不希望妳回去

56
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妳被踢出來了

57
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其實我找到一些可以賣掉的東西

58
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那是我的鞋拔,還有我的押字手帕

59
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我的心臟藥!

60
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我想買這個門廊,麻煩了,它好美

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我就說吧!

62
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瞧瞧這個,真是太美了

63
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- 瑪莉蓮
- 圖斯克蒙太太早安

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好了,強斯乖一點,你真挑

65
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強斯

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妳看,又是一個美妙的週末
還有門廊拍賣

67
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我迫不及待想看看

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妳今天要賣哪些寶貝

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等一下,妳也知道強斯總是想找

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超低價的商品,但妳懂的,不用理他

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可以先等我們把東西整理好嗎?

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- 看看這個...
- 或是別等了

73
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反正我們也不是住在有條理
或有制度的社會

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是驚嚇卡,強斯,你看

75
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{\an8}角角沒被凹到,沒有壓痕

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{\an8}卡片的光澤也完美保存了下來

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強斯說他看過更好的收藏

78
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但老實說,我認為這套卡片相當不錯

79
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我們想先預留,麻煩了

80
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我剛說過了,我們還沒開張,不過...

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泰勒!

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我們打算出價...

83
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- 三塊錢
- 三塊錢?就這樣?

84
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畢竟強斯才是養家的人

85
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媽,這是...那是我收藏的驚嚇卡嗎?

86
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媽,這是非賣品

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我請你挑出要賣的東西,但你沒有

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我還沒時間整理,我在等薇兒

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她應該要早點來幫我整理東西

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你回房間,沒把箱子裝滿前不要回來

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家裡東西太多了

92
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這個能不能賣?

93
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- 我出50元
- 50元?

94
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強斯說這完全不值那個價

95
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妳說得真對,我出100元

96
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什麼?

97
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先生,我不確定你懂不懂
但殺價的重點在於

98
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降低價格

99
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沒錯,至少他是這麼說的

100
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我覺得很值得
我喜歡受人愛護的舊物品

101
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- 我也是!
- 每樣物品都有歷史

102
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{\an8}連這本歷史書也有自己的歷史

103
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{\an8}我也有蠻奇特的過去

104
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{\an8}這個怎麼賣?我還沒達到保險自付額

105
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我們的健保很不怎樣

106
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我們現在開張了

107
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抱歉我遲到了,我剛在辦公室

108
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不過我來了,帶了一堆可以賣的商品

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我們來看看

110
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我以前當瑜伽老師時用的瑜珈墊

111
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以前雜耍用的鏈鋸

112
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以前賣刀時留下的刀具

113
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- 刀具多少錢?
- 這把刀可以把零錢切成一半

114
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也可以細緻地切番茄

115
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給我,快點給我!媽媽需要這個

116
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在字典查「棒透了」
定義就在這個箱子裡

117
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親愛的,謝謝妳,我真的很感激

118
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泰勒在屋裡對回憶念念不忘
可以請妳幫助他放下嗎?

119
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交給我,圖太太

120
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(圖斯克蒙五金行)
(家族企業)

121
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我離開總部,追查我的線索
破壞能量瓶的元兇是泰勒

122
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我可以透過那蠢蛋的門廊拍賣
搜查他的物品

123
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看看他是否不只是賣掉物品
而是賣掉了自己的靈魂

124
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我知道會很危險,那當然了

125
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我正在鎮上治安不佳的那區

126
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媽媽一直很愛鄧肯

127
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所以我喬裝完美地潛入

128
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感覺還不賴,沒人認得出我

129
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鄧肯,那是你媽的大衣嗎?

130
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- 兄弟,很開心見到你
- 可惡!計畫露餡了

131
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好,我會拿起一樣東西

132
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如果它讓你有心動的感覺,我們就留下

133
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如果沒有,就丟進箱子

134
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沒問題,應該蠻簡單的
我幾乎沒有心動過

135
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好,這個怎麼樣?

136
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我覺得有一點點心動

137
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- 留著吧
- 好

138
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- 這個呢?
- 恐怖的泰瑞與泰瑞派瑞

139
00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,819
史上最傑出的十大驚嚇專員?

140
00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,739
我覺得蠻心動的,這些都要留著

141
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好吧,過期的止痰片?

142
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好噁

143
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- 不過有讓我心動的感覺,留著
- 什麼?

144
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圖斯克蒙五金行?

145
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五金行是我最愛的零售店

146
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當然,除了汽車售後零件

147
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妳介意讓我到處逛逛嗎?

148
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- 當然沒問題,親愛的
- 來吧,我帶你過去

149
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今天越來越棒了

150
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穩固的階梯,踏板很紮實

151
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- 門廊怎麼賣?
- 第二個人問了

152
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我對著自己說:「好吧,鄧肯」

153
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破壞能量瓶的人

154
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直覺告訴我,能夠進入的方法

155
00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,540
唯有透過打開畜欄的鑰匙

156
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,460
當我發現泰勒的父母經營五金行

157
00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,755
他偷走鑰匙後,可以在五金行進行備份

158
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:12,218
被我逮到了,就像我媽
跟我那有感情障礙

159
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:16,472
卻從不缺席的爸爸
在七月盛夏時懷了我

160
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,892
不過我得有確切證據,我需要徵兆

161
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,811
這裡有打鑰匙的服務嗎?

162
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:26,065
你在問我嗎?如果是的話
我們五金行會打鑰匙

163
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,316
好啦,我知道了

164
00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:29,485
天啊,別告訴我這裡有賣噴漆

165
00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:33,072
- 真的有耶,太讚了!
- 真的假的?

166
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,409
開始說故事給我聽吧,圖斯克蒙先生

167
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,204
從幾十年前開始,我發現市場有需求

168
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- 所以我對自己說:「鑰匙...」
- 那你有看過這把鑰匙嗎?

169
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{\an8}天啊,我不確定,老實說
我複製過很多把鑰匙

170
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:50,423
即使這把上面寫著「禁止複製」?

171
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:54,010
不,我絕對不會打破
不得複製鑰匙的神聖誓言

172
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,679
你兒子泰勒也同樣認真看待這一點嗎?

173
00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:01,559
好,我應該可以結帳了,等一下...

174
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:04,937
好,我可以結帳了

175
00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:07,940
這邊也可以打鑰匙?

176
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,443
- 我需要打幾把備份鑰匙
- 需要釘書機嗎?

177
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,236
他爸爸很會花言巧語

178
00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,155
更加確定了我高明的臆測

179
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,157
鑰匙絕對是泰勒偷走的

180
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,619
如果我能找到那把鑰匙
那會是破案的關鍵

181
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:24,665
要是我有他家的鑰匙
我就能搜查那把遺失的鑰匙

182
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:28,377
說了好多遍「鑰匙」
開始覺得有點好笑了

183
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,631
好笑,鑰匙,鑰匙?

184
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,425
圖斯克蒙!電話壞了

185
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:38,888
萬一嘎吱畝園打來讓我搬回去呢?

186
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,640
到底要我講幾遍...

187
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,892
突然間,她出現了

188
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:47,355
從樓梯上滑下,一路滑進我的生命中

189
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,900
她有著陳年的下垂皮膚

190
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,195
這玩意也壞了

191
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,405
你手邊沒有工具能修理嗎?

192
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,367
媽,我在服務充滿熱忱的客人

193
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,745
圖斯克蒙先生的注意力被轉移
正是我的大好機會

194
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,917
妳知道大家都知道我偶爾會修點東西

195
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,671
而大家都知道我偶爾會弄壞東西
像是心

196
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:16,384
- 還有我的髖骨
- 讓我試一下,可以嗎?

197
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,428
瞧瞧你的傑作

198
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:22,848
家裡有個能派上用場的怪獸有多好

199
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:23,891
來吧,寶貝

200
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,351
電話在樓上

201
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,771
好顛簸!

202
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,734
看看整理出了哪些東西,好

203
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,445
事實上,我收到怪獸大學
驚嚇學院錄取信時

204
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,406
就戴著這頂帽子,所以...

205
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,782
- 所以...
- 要留著

206
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,701
我發現你的模式了

207
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,829
有很多東西都是你的驚嚇物品

208
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,457
這是我一直以來的夢想

209
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,128
我從小就想成為驚嚇專員

210
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,756
我只是很難跟這些東西道別

211
00:11:56,006 --> 00:12:00,136
{\an8}我把午餐費通通存起來
拿去買強尼和毛怪的卡片

212
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:03,723
{\an8}我只靠噴泉與怪味雷根糖存活下來

213
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,934
{\an8}我得說我很佩服你很清楚自己的方向

214
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,687
我一直在做不同的嘗試

215
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,523
卻從沒真的找到自己的熱情所在

216
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:16,652
光是今天早上
我以為找到自己擅長的事物了

217
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,822
但恐怕行不通

218
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,074
對,我懂

219
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,291
不要再聊我跟我那無聊的想法了
對吧?

220
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:35,963
- 我是來幫你的
- 妳看這張,「狂吼」哈維里約

221
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,676
壞掉的電話,沒錯吧?

222
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,846
好,檢查看看物況

223
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,599
好,我來試一下

224
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,018
很好,太好了

225
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,480
我...

226
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,483
努力幹活讓我滿頭大汗

227
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,152
年輕小姐,現在應該沒問題了

228
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,573
年輕小姐?叫我維吉妮亞就好

229
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:06,786
維吉妮亞,如天使般的名字

230
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,163
既然我人都來了

231
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,540
我想問幾個關於妳孫子的問題

232
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:16,212
你想問泰勒的事?我通通告訴你

233
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,217
這是三個月大的泰勒,像個小天使

234
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,970
這是六個月大的泰勒
像個可愛的小天使

235
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,389
這是九個月的泰勒

236
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,767
他在演舞台劇,飾演天使

237
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,604
天啊,真是珍貴的奇蹟,對吧?

238
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,024
我讓維吉妮亞過於親近

239
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,819
她太迷人,影響了我的判斷力

240
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,572
泰勒不能做驚嚇工作,真的很可惜

241
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,115
他真的很擅長

242
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:48,077
希望這就是他在高級晚宴討論的內容

243
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,912
晚宴?何時?跟誰?

244
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,373
泰勒借走我老公的西裝

245
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,291
- 老公?
- 過世的老公

246
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,045
- 我又有戲了
- 他本來要跟某些大人物聊聊

247
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,464
快滾!我得打個電話

248
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,386
就像這樣,她一拐一拐地走出我的人生

249
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,514
可以說是我們利用了彼此

250
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,059
不過太遲了,她把我釣上鉤了

251
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,477
我陷得很深

252
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:18,524
我的內心,哭得像雨水潺潺從窗戶流下

253
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,860
不過我還有任務在身

254
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,282
我認得這條領帶

255
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,201
沒錯,是弗利茲的派對

256
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,495
洩漏的能量瓶、杯子和遺失的鑰匙

257
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,955
神祕的晚宴

258
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,333
現在加上這條領帶,引領我到這裡

259
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,461
帶這條領帶無法證明
泰勒跟這起罪行有關

260
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:43,591
我需要鐵證,鑰匙形狀的證據

261
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,719
什麼?不,我不知道

262
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,554
圖斯克蒙!

263
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,641
- 你這個騙子!
- 媽,又怎麼了?

264
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,394
我剛跟嘎吱畝園通過電話了

265
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,396
媽,現在不方便討論這件事

266
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,023
你說我被他們趕出來

267
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,983
是因為我嗓門太大,而且太過固執

268
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:04,403
才不是這樣,雖然我的確有這兩個問題

269
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,363
但這不是我被趕出來的原因

270
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,282
爸?奶奶?怎麼了嗎?

271
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:12,286
你的小氣鬼爸爸,不讓我去住養生村

272
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,288
- 才不是真的
- 那是為什麼?

273
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,750
媽,我早就說過了
養生村不希望妳回去

274
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,461
- 為什麼?
- 因為我們住不起

275
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:32,264
聽到沒?媽,妳開心了吧?
我們連房租都快繳不出來

276
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,021
我付20塊好了

277
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,992
目送他們離開,小心...

278
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:59,959
你說得對,強斯
我們應該去遺產拍賣會的

279
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,128
掛掉的有錢人好貨確實比較多

280
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,215
這邊應該撿不到便宜好貨

281
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,426
你去把車開過來,我再去找你

282
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,303
怎麼了嗎?

283
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:15,933
妳說妳願意出多少買這個?

284
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,522
親愛的,你在做什麼?
你不是說不想賣嗎?

285
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,026
親愛的圖斯克蒙太太

286
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:30,155
我為你們家的情況深感遺憾

287
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:34,827
所以我們會提高出價,從3元變成...

288
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:39,415
沒錯,強斯,我們出3.16元

289
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,043
3.17元

290
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,797
你好善良,他成長了

291
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,549
看吧,我們不是吝嗇鬼

292
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,218
真冷血,看來泰勒需要援軍

293
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,556
看看這些稀有的驚嚇卡

294
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,433
「暴君」厄爾的新秀卡!

295
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,892
「坦克」漢克奈普!

296
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:01,103
- 這就對了!
-「狂吼」哈維里約!

297
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:05,232
雖然我沒收集驚嚇卡
但這些收藏令人嘆為觀止

298
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,776
- 我要出價了
- 得先搶在我買下之前

299
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:11,238
男孩們讓開
弗利茲的公司卡出價會比你們更高

300
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,449
- 天啊!
- 一日是怪援組員

301
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,159
終身是怪援組員

302
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,285
讚啦!

303
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,078
首先開價100元

304
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,080
- 100元?
- 100元,誰要出100元?

305
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,833
我有大量零錢湊滿的100元

306
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,377
拜託,別讓強斯看笑話

307
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,755
那真是太可惜了,女士
因為我要出200元

308
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,007
- 200元?
- 有人出價200元,謝謝這位女士

309
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,052
這比我幫強斯出的胃繞道手術費還貴

310
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,678
- 200元...
- 我們出2...

311
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,221
250元,有人要出250元嗎?

312
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,765
我,選我!

313
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,224
這邊出價250元,謝謝這位先生

314
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,143
你把所有的手都舉起來了
有人出300元嗎?

315
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,062
- 有人出300元嗎?
- 300元

316
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,022
- 350元
- 好耶!

317
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,775
350元...有人出到400元嗎?

318
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,193
400元一次,兩次...

319
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,194
我出一千元!

320
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,404
老天啊

321
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,326
還有其他人要出價嗎?沒有了?成交!

322
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,537
賣給在拍賣會開始前三小時
就在場的女士

323
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,415
- 交給我們吧
- 沒錯...沒錯

324
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,126
- 好了,給我,快點放手
- 抱歉

325
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,086
放開

326
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,380
我得先鬆開手指

327
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,884
給妳了

328
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,472
希望妳會跟我一樣愛惜這套卡片

329
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:22,518
我們一定會好好珍惜,親愛的
一路珍惜存進銀行

330
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,979
我們今天大有收穫,沒錯

331
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,400
你願意放手讓我引以為榮,泰泰

332
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,820
雖然花了一點時間,但還是辦到了

333
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,740
誰是我的小奸商,強斯?
誰是我的小奸商?就是你!

334
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,994
快點,快啊,怎麼這麼多垃圾?

335
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,162
到底在哪?

336
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,289
在抽屜裡,沒有!

337
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,916
沒有...沒有

338
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,085
快點出來,到底在哪?

339
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,796
{\an8}(禁止複製,遺失物!)

340
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,590
{\an8}不,通通不是!這些是什麼鑰匙?

341
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:58,095
沒有一把鑰匙符合我完美的素描

342
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,140
可惡啊,圖斯克蒙!

343
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:07,062
{\an8}什麼都比不上辛苦工作一天後
吃到家常野獸肉卷

344
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:11,024
來看看這道料理
值不值得我拿出特別的咀嚼假牙

345
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,533
我們家沒有更利的刀嗎?

346
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,368
賣掉了!價錢還不錯

347
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,287
- 媽
- 怎樣?

348
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,582
抱歉我騙了妳關於嘎吱畝園的事

349
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,586
- 我不想讓妳擔心
- 沒事啦,兒子

350
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,422
你這麼做是為了保護家人

351
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,465
我很欣賞這一點

352
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:39,761
即使我放棄驚嚇專員的工作

353
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,556
懷著你11個月

354
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,809
養育出你這個小不點怪獸

355
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:47,978
謝謝?

356
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,939
等一下,妳當過驚嚇專員?

357
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,149
沒錯

358
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,235
我做阿嬤之前,人生可是多采多姿的呢

359
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,530
你以為你的吼叫聲是遺傳你爸嗎?

360
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:00,490
無意冒犯,親愛的

361
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,451
討厭!忘記數到哪了

362
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,162
泰奶奶,當驚嚇專員是怎麼樣的感覺?

363
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,873
開心得不得了,我很慶幸做了這行

364
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,000
然後妳全部放棄?

365
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,628
妳會怕嗎?有後悔嗎?

366
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:16,882
唯一可怕的是活在後悔之中

367
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,177
而我親愛的法比恩
一直很支持我的選擇

368
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,512
至今仍支持著我

369
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,432
泰爺爺活在妳心中?爺爺活在妳心中?

370
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,185
不是,他的長牙是我的枴杖

371
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:29,895
好感人

372
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,731
圖先生,為什麼怪獸不會吃小丑?

373
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,317
- 為什麼?
- 因為小丑的味道很奇怪

374
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,778
這個好笑,薇兒!

375
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,696
妳應該去當說笑話的人

376
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,452
泰勒,謝謝你的卡片收藏
賺的錢夠我們家再撐一陣子

377
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,497
媽,那下次呢?也許我可以...

378
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,999
不知道,或許我能多賺點錢

379
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,376
親愛的

380
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,504
雖然五金行的生意不是很好
但還過得去

381
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,230
{\an8}「唯一可怕的是活在後悔之中」

382
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,277
{\an8}這座怪獸之城充斥著腐敗

383
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:22,572
{\an8}很遺憾,似乎讓泰勒逃掉了

384
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,910
能量瓶洩漏一案,雖然目前已經結案

385
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,704
但我的心

386
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,708
我的心卻破了一個大洞

387
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:37,587
她有罪,羅托,她偷了我的感情

388
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,301
至少維吉妮亞和我
能永遠保有那段樓梯井的回憶

389
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,929
記得幫母親買蛋

390
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,727
很好,寶貝,太好了

391
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,897
我們今天大有收穫,沒錯

392
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,274
我的小寶貝今晚有牛排可以吃了

393
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,775
沒錯

394
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:47,569
你有牛排可以吃了

395
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:49,488
好吧

396
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:53,867
要是下次你假裝生重病

397
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,786
我們肯定能撿到便宜

398
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,038
沒錯...沒錯

399
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,208
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