1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:07,924 - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! - Oh. 2 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,300 - (CHUCKLES) - Work buds forever. 3 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,136 Work buds forever. 4 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:16,224 Heyo, who ordered all these donuts? 5 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:18,518 Hmm? 6 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:20,812 - Hi, hon. - (GASPS) 7 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,356 Look, we're super poor. 8 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,151 You shoulda taken that FearCo job. 9 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,861 We had to sell the store. 10 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,487 We live in this bed now. 11 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,322 GRANDMA TUSKMON: Now, we've lost everything. 12 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:32,532 (TYLOR GASPS) 13 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:33,992 ALL: Bye, Tylor. 14 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,994 Mom, Dad, Grandma, wait! (GASPS) 15 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,204 JOHNNY: You could be one of the greats. A legend. 16 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,040 Hey, Tylor, come here, will ya? 17 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,624 I wanna offer you a job. 18 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,668 Hey, hey, J-Johnny, wait up, wait up. 19 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:47,338 JOHNNY: You can't escape who you are, so just embrace it. 20 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:49,340 TYLOR: All I wanted to do was scare. 21 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,675 Ben? 22 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,886 Look, Tylor, I'm an adult now. 23 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,971 Time to go to work like a big boy 24 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:57,682 where I have spreadsheets funnier than you. 25 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:58,933 - Uh, oh. - BEN: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 26 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,018 Oh! Whoa! 27 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,436 SULLEY: We can't stop going through doors 28 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,645 just because one doesn't work out. 29 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,105 (PANTING) 30 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,649 JOHNNY: You can't escape who you are. 31 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:07,901 Wait, Johnny. Johnny, Johnny, wait. 32 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,778 - JOHNNY: So just embrace it. - Uh, my family needs... 33 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,405 - You pinky promised. - (SCREAMS) 34 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,615 TYLOR: Johnny, Johnny. 35 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,658 Sorry, kid. You made your choice. 36 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:16,826 No. No, no, no, no, no. 37 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:18,286 Johnny, Johnny, wait, wait, no. 38 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,704 You pinky promised. 39 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,833 - You pinky promised! - No. No, no, no, no, no, Wait! 40 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,460 (SCREAMS AND PANTS) 41 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:30,673 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 42 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,367 - Where is my lucky mitt? - SULLEY Huh? 43 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,536 First the sugar packets and now this? Where is it? 44 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,162 - Your what? - M...M... My lucky mitt. 45 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,247 Mike. 46 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,665 For the softball game against FearCo today 47 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,375 which you literally just told me about. 48 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,252 - Hey, watch it, Mike. - (MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY) 49 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:08,711 Now, the mitt can't be that lucky 50 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,588 if Monsters, Inc., has never beaten FearCo. 51 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:11,798 Well, we're gonna beat 'em this time. 52 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,758 And just crush Johnny... 53 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:15,385 - (SCOFFS) - ...psychologically. 54 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,470 Now, Mike, Mike, this is a friendly game. 55 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,555 We're only restarting 56 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:19,931 - the old softball tradition... - (SCOFFS) 57 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,226 ...because of the growing goodwill between our two companies. 58 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,602 Friendly goodwill. 59 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,772 I know, Sulley. That's why I said "psychologically". 60 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:28,898 - (KNOCKING AT DOOR) - (BOTH GASP) 61 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,775 Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Excuse me? 62 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:32,819 Oh, Val. Great, thanks for coming by. 63 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:33,903 I've been meaning to... 64 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,072 I am so sorry about the other morning. 65 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,949 I shouldn't have gone into that laugh simulator, 66 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,159 - I know that. - Val, 67 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,161 what you did was incredible. 68 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,245 You're a natural. 69 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:45,707 You went beyond just telling jokes, and you connected on a personal level. 70 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,710 Yeah, you really hit on somethin' there, Val. 71 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,794 So what do you say? 72 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:51,713 Would you like to work as a Jokester? 73 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:54,966 Oh, my gosh. Wow, I just... I don't know what to say. 74 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,426 SULLEY: Congrats, Val. 75 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,178 Yeah, we'll just get Tylor a new laugh assistant... 76 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,637 - Oh, uh... - ...and shuffle the deck. 77 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:01,723 Mmm. Tylor, right. 78 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,434 Uh, do you mind if I talk with him before actually taking the job? 79 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,311 We promised to stay work buds forever. 80 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,814 Of course, communication with a partner is key. 81 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,900 Like, for example, wouldn't you like to know 82 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,610 if your partner set up a softball game 83 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,819 - against your arch-nemesis? - Huh? 84 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:15,904 You'd like to know, right? 85 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,364 All right. Tylor's gonna be thrilled for you. 86 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,909 Oh, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally. 87 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,911 We, uh, should get to the game. 88 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:23,995 The one I didn't know about. 89 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,247 Totally. Totally. Totally. 90 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,625 ROGER: (SINGING) The wheels on the bus go 91 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,959 Spinny spin spin 92 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,336 Roundy round round 93 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,587 Spunny spin spun 94 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,464 The wheels on the bus go 95 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,798 Spunny spin spun 96 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,133 Roundy round round... 97 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,385 So, I have some news to share. 98 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,762 (YAWNS) 99 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,890 Sorry, I... (YAWNS) I didn't sleep great. 100 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,393 - I had the weirdest dream ever. - Oh. 101 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:50,104 I briefly dabbled in dream interpretation. What was it? 102 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:52,106 - Well, I was in, like, a room. - Room. 103 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,399 And there were like doors... 104 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,193 - Doors. Hmm. - ...and I was chasing... 105 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:56,694 - Somebody. - Hmm. 106 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:57,904 You were chasing Johnny. 107 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,948 I wha... What? How did you know that? 108 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,074 I dabble. 109 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,076 That dream really messed with my head. 110 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,745 Well, it makes sense because he offered you a huge salary 111 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,872 that could help solve your family's money issues. 112 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,707 But I mean, you already said no to Johnny, so... 113 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:12,085 Exactly, I already said no, like I promised. 114 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,045 We're gonna stay work buds forever. 115 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,213 - We, we pinky promised. - (CHUCKLES) 116 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,090 - We pinky promised, exactly. - We pinky promised. 117 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,967 - Yes, totally. Yeah, no, totally. - Oh, totally, totally. 118 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,760 - Totally, exactly, totally. - Totally. 119 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,016 (MIKE SCATS) 120 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:30,853 All right, listen up. We're gonna destroy FearCo. 121 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,855 Make them cry and drink their tears 122 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,816 and the tears of their children. 123 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:37,610 "Why, Daddy? Why are they drinking my tears? 124 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,820 -"Please, Daddy." - (ROGER GIGGLES) 125 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,489 This is the first time I'm getting off a bus 126 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:44,033 to play softball. 127 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,368 What a milestone. 128 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,122 And Fritz, it's gonna be your first win too... What? 129 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,456 Take it down a notch, Mike. 130 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:51,541 Huh? 131 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,001 FearCo's not here yet. 132 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:56,337 Heh! Clearly those cowards are too scared to face us. 133 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,506 (HORN HONKING) 134 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,843 (MIKE COUGHS AND GAGS) 135 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,305 (CLANKS) 136 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,932 Hey, hey. What a day for softball, huh? 137 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,267 Ready for this, Sulley? 138 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,643 Hey, Weirdzowski. 139 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,021 (CHUCKLES) Hey there. Hello. (CHUCKLES) 140 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,565 Look at 'em wave. Waving like jerks do. 141 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,276 Friendly. Friendly. 142 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:21,446 Hey, Johnny. Good to see ya. Great day, huh? 143 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,530 Yessir, buddy 144 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:23,781 CUTTER: We need the bats, Chief. 145 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,325 - (CHUCKLES) - Well... (CHUCKLES) 146 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,285 I gotta warm up the team. Have a great game. 147 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:29,370 Oh, yeah. Good luck today, Wazowski. 148 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:30,455 Gorgeous day. 149 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,582 Gorgeous day for you to lose and cry about it 150 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,335 and me going, "Mmm, (CLICKS TONGUE) 151 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,754 "I love these yummy Johnny tears." 152 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,130 Love your intensity, Mike. 153 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,256 Never change. 154 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,884 Listen you, FearCo may be 39-0 against Monsters, Inc, 155 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,011 but this time we have me as a manager. 156 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,138 I read the entire book by Creepees coach 157 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,557 {\an8}and Hall of Famer Stubby Lizzardo. 158 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,683 {\an8}Wow. 159 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,852 Well, our coach read that book, too. 160 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,812 In fact, he wrote it. 161 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,397 STUBBY LIZZARDO: Yep, Johnny on first base, 162 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,941 and we'll be batting second. Yeah. (MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY) 163 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,526 (GASPS) 164 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,738 {\an8}Ah. Wow. 165 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,449 Stubby Lizzardo. The Big Stub. 166 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:07,658 What a mustache. 167 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,494 I was there the night you had three cardiac events 168 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,412 and you still went four for five with a home run. 169 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,164 Would you mind signing this? 170 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:16,417 Hey there, little slugger. There you go. (CHUCKLES) 171 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:19,087 Stay in school, listen to your mom and dad. 172 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,839 (COUGHS) Okay, bye, bye. (SNORTS) 173 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,549 Are you kidding me? 174 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,302 I'll never wash my face again. 175 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,096 ROZ: Wazowski! 176 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,430 Oh, great. 177 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,349 Where's your paperwork? 178 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:34,435 {\an8}I don't owe you paperwork anymore, Roz. 179 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:37,105 Your line-up card. 180 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,775 (SCREAMS) Thank you, Cameron. 181 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,528 And remember, nobody eats 182 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:46,155 second base this time, eh? 183 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,533 - Oh. - JOHNNY: All right, let's go team. 184 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,035 - Yay! Let's go, FearCo. - FEARCO TEAM MEMBERS: Whoo! 185 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:53,079 Yeah! Bring on the bloodbath. 186 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,956 - I like baths. - (BARKS) 187 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,165 (GROANS) 188 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:57,959 TYLOR: Hey, where's Johnny? 189 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,586 I just wanted to, you know, like, check in with him. 190 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,464 Yeah, I haven't seen him. So, uh, listen... 191 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,632 Tylor, you're gonna be at shortstop. 192 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,842 Now, you played in high school. 193 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,051 You're good, right? 194 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:10,096 It's been a while, but, uh, I'm not bad. 195 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,558 Plus, I got my trusty bat right here, Dr. Theresa Swingwell. 196 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,809 What's she a doctor of? 197 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,102 Homeruns. 198 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,146 So you're really, really good and you won't let me down. 199 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:20,148 Val, are you good? 200 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,315 Nope. 201 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:22,400 You're in the outfield. 202 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,985 Play ball! 203 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,445 JOHNNY: Strike him out, pitcher, strike him out. 204 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,529 HAZEL: Let's go, Joy! 205 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,115 Cutter, the only thing you're gonna hit hard is middle age. 206 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,200 At least I don't pee when I sneeze. 207 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,952 Huh. Respect. 208 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:34,996 You're toast. 209 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:36,497 JOHNNY: Come on, buddy, swing and a-miss. 210 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,374 - (GRUNTS) - Ball. 211 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:39,876 FEARCO TEAM MEMBERS: (CHEERING) Nice! Come on! 212 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,627 JOHNNY: All right. Here we go, FearCo. 213 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,589 (SIGHS) Okay, Dr. Swingwell, we just need to hit a single 214 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,382 so that I can chat with Johnny. 215 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:49,760 (CLEARS THROAT) You know, it's so weird because I also had a weird dream 216 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,431 I was gonna mention, in which I was a Jokester. How weird is that? 217 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,183 - (GRUNTS) - (GRUNTS) 218 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,226 - (PANTING) - (GRUNTS) 219 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,728 - (FEARCO MEMBERS CHEERING) - ROZ: You're out. 220 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,229 Ah, son of a blowtorch. 221 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,856 Ah, nice catch. 222 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,692 Anyway, isn't that weird? Me, as a Jokester? 223 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,818 MIKE: Hey, Tuskmon, you're up. 224 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,112 Yeah. Uh, I... I... I have to... 225 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:09,489 Sorry, Val. 226 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,865 Okay. Good luck, Tylor. 227 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,701 Oh, and you too, Dr. Theresa Swingwell. Whoo-hoo! 228 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:16,078 CLAIRE: (CHUCKLING) Wow. You are top heavy, aren't you? 229 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,164 Yeah, it's my, my giant horns. 230 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,876 Which actually make my hands look smaller than they actually are. 231 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,920 Easy out. Walk it in. 232 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,379 - (GRUNTS) - HAZEL: Pitch it in there, Joy! 233 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,048 I'm gonna out-coach the legend with his own book. 234 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,467 (COUGHS AND SNORTS) 235 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,427 SULLEY: Whoo! Let's go, Tuskmon. 236 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,346 Tuskmon. Hey, Tuskmon, hey. 237 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,431 Come on, we can't lose 40 years straight. 238 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:38,851 Put it right past him. Put it right past him. Swing, batter, swing. 239 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,937 Here comes the heat. (GRUNTS) 240 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,313 (GRUNTS) 241 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,190 - (ALL CHEERING) - (GRUNTS) 242 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,525 (CHUCKLES) 243 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,528 - ROZ: Safe. - Whoo! 244 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,863 Yes! This is good for us. Way to go, way to go. 245 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:54,283 Wait a second. Maybe that's what he wants us to think. 246 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,327 ROZ: Strike one. 247 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,787 - (COUGHS) - Nice hit. 248 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,914 Oh, Johnny. Hey, I, uh... (CHUCKLES) 249 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,582 I didn't even know you were here. 250 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,960 - So, uh, how are ya? - ROZ: Strike two. 251 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,294 - Good. - Uh, good. 252 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,379 Good, good, good. 253 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,006 Good, good. Super good. 254 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,426 - Strike three. - Huh? 255 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:13,553 ROZ: You're out. 256 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,179 - So, uh, listen... - Come on, Joy! 257 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,764 - JOHNNY: Strike Big Blue out. - (SCOFFS) 258 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,266 - JOY: You got it, boss. - (GRUNTS) 259 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,601 Thanks again for the... The tour, by the way. 260 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:23,563 I... I... I hope things aren't awkward between us? 261 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,730 Nope. 262 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,399 Good. Super good. 263 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:30,319 (SNORTS AND SPITS) Fire in the hole. 264 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:32,321 - Strike. - Huh? 265 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:33,990 What? (GROANS) 266 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,034 I'm... I'm actually rethinking some of my options, you know? 267 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,161 Like, I... I didn't realize how much I might 268 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,080 actually want the job, you know? 269 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,415 Well, I had to move on. 270 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,333 Sorry, kid. I hired someone else. 271 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:48,004 Oh, you... You already hired someone else? 272 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,006 His name is Skyler. He's an impressive guy. 273 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,550 Well, I would love to meet him. 274 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,385 - HAZEL: Whoo! - (GRUNTS) Run, Tylor! 275 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,429 - And you will if you run to second. - Huh? Oh. 276 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,722 Run. Run! 277 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,348 - SKYLER: Throw it to Skyler. - (GRUNTS) 278 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:04,145 (PANTING) So, you're, uh, the new Scarer, huh? 279 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,855 Hey, I'm Skyler. 280 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,940 I like scaring kids, you know? 281 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,859 Uh-huh, yeah, I know, I know. 282 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,694 I... I... I don't recognize you. 283 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,613 Did you go to school for it or... 284 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,072 - For softball? - No. 285 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:17,617 - No. - Ah. Okay. 286 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,118 CUTTER: What do you say, Monsters? Let's go. 287 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,703 Uh, you might wanna scooch over. 288 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:21,996 Oh. 289 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,122 First time? 290 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:27,418 Oh, yes. I wanna take in this moment. 291 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,003 - Strike one. - Huh? 292 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,922 Hold it, everybody. That was my first strike. 293 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,300 (CHUCKLING) Yeah! For posterity. 294 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:38,471 Fritz, Fritz. You gotta swing. You gotta swing. 295 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,139 Oh, like this? 296 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,099 - CUTTER: Yeah! My boy! - (ALL CHEERING) 297 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,018 - Nice one! Whoo! - CUTTER: Yeah, kill this one! 298 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,645 SANDERSON: Yay! 299 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,022 Fritz, run! Run all the way home. 300 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,357 Home? Why? 301 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,276 Did I leave the iron on? Oh, no! 302 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:55,988 (SIGHS) 303 00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:00,076 Look at that. We're up 3-0. Who needs a lucky mitt? 304 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,661 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess not. 305 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,037 You were right. This is friendly. 306 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:07,625 (GULPS) Or is it? Hmm. 307 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,336 (SNIFFLES AND SPITS) 308 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,715 Here comes the ol' tentacle curve! 309 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,884 (FEARCO TEAM MEMBERS CHEERING) 310 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,636 - I got it. - (GRUNTS) 311 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,970 - ROZ: You're out. - (GASPS) 312 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,389 Hey, great catch, Donut Head. 313 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:24,433 Can you believe Johnny hired that guy instead of me? 314 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,727 - JOY: Come on now, Skyler, you got it. - (SNIFFS) 315 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,063 Uh, but Johnny can't hire you for a job you turned down. 316 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,189 That'd be weird. 317 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,316 - It's driving me crazy. (GRUNTS) - HAZEL: Let's go, let's go. 318 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,401 JOHNNY: Go, FearCo. 319 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,527 Speaking of jobs, 320 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,364 I'm actually thinking about trying to become a Jokester 321 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,282 - and... - What? We're work buds. 322 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,826 We can't... We can't break that up. 323 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,369 I mean, speaking from experience, 324 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,038 becoming a Jokester isn't something you just think about, you know? 325 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,999 It's hard work, comedy classes, auditions, 326 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,876 (CHUCKLES) lots of auditions. 327 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,045 I mean, you know it... It'd be a long shot. 328 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,548 "Long shot"? Why? 329 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,924 - Let's go! - (GASPS) 330 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,175 Crush him! 331 00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,010 I mean, really squish that guy. 332 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,930 Oh, it's doopsie doodle time. (GRUNTS) 333 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,807 - (FEARCO TEAM MEMBERS CHEERING) - JOHNNY: Oh! 334 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,058 Got you now. (GRUNTS) 335 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,143 (GRUNTS) Whoa! 336 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,352 JOHNNY: I can't believe it. You're the best. 337 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,437 - Whoa! - (LAUGHS) 338 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,439 - (GASPS) No! - CHET: Yeah, do it. 339 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,565 - (PANTING) - JOY: All right now. 340 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,275 - Come on, hurry up, Sulley. - (GRUNTS) 341 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,818 - CHET: You got it, you got it. - Skyler scores. 342 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:16,944 ROZ: Safe. 343 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,029 - (GRUNTS) - (TYLOR SIGHS) 344 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,198 (CHUCKLING) Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Great work, kid. 345 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,867 Oh, hey, I'm Skyler. 346 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,911 Kid? He's not "kid". I'm kid. 347 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,913 - FEARCO TEAM MEMBER: All right! - (CHUCKLES) 348 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,917 Okay, okay, they scored. And I'll allow it 349 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,378 because they have the genius Stubby Lizzardo over there, 350 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:37,590 and he's my hero. Look at him. Nothing fazes him. 351 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,384 Is he okay, actually? 352 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,927 Now, listen, we've made some errors 353 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,596 with potentially huge consequences. 354 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,142 (COUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT) 355 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,351 But we can still win this. 356 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,395 Now let's step on their throats. 357 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,189 But in a friendly way. 358 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,902 - (GRUNTS) - (CHUCKLES) 359 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,112 Oh. That looked like it smarted. 360 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,072 - Good eye. - (GROANS) 361 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:05,034 (SCOFFS AND SIGHS) Hmm. (SNIFFLES) 362 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,036 (SPITS) 363 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,913 (GRUNTS) 364 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:12,208 Everyone back up. Back it up. Huge hitter coming in. 365 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,709 (GRUNTS) 366 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,545 - Out. - Huh? 367 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,255 And you thought the cone was embarrassing. 368 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,381 Aw. 369 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,716 (JOY GRUNTS) 370 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,844 ROGER: Oh, oh, oh, oh. Whoopsie-doodle. (GRUNTS) 371 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,806 Oh. Ah. Aw, I'm out. Am I? 372 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,058 - (GRUNTS) - Strike. 373 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,142 Ha! 374 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,894 - (GRUNTS) - You're out. 375 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,023 (GRUNTS) 376 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,692 - ROZ: Out! - Whoa. 377 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:41,320 - (GRUNTS) - (CHUCKLING) Yeah. 378 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,822 (PANTING) 379 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,907 (GRUNTS) 380 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,034 (CHUCKLES) 381 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,994 - ROZ: Out. - (GROANS) 382 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,081 (GRUNTS) 383 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,124 - (GASPS AND GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 384 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,918 (GRUNTS AND GROANS) 385 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,797 Batter can't hit. Strike her out. 386 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,298 But that's Mommy. 387 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,424 Oh, I know. 388 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,801 (GRUNTS) 389 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,345 Got it, got it. Ha! 390 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,555 You're out. 391 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,015 (GRUNTS) 392 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,183 (YELPS) 393 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,977 - I'm Skyler. - FEARCO TEAM MEMBERS: Yeah! Yay! Do it! 394 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,270 CHET: Yeah! 395 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,188 (GRUNTS) Come on! Hmm. 396 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,565 Uh... 397 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,900 This base is dirty. 398 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,112 (GROANS) 399 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,072 You know, just because I'm not playing 400 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,907 doesn't mean I'm not needed. 401 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,409 My mom told me that. 402 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,411 - (GRUNTS) - (CHEERING) 403 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,079 ROZ: Out. 404 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,914 (DECLAN GRUNTS) 405 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,666 - JOY: You got it, boss. - Out. 406 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,001 - (GRUNTS) Oh! - Out. 407 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,672 - You're out, again. - (GRUNTS) 408 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,550 {\an8}It's all part of his plan. We're doomed. We're doomed. 409 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,178 Your stoic silence reminds me of my father. 410 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,307 Let me guess, you're not mad, you're just disappointed. 411 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,310 Smooch ball. (GRUNTS) 412 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,979 (GRUNTS) 413 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,610 You and this fire are out. 414 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,028 (COUGHS) 415 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,696 (FEARCO TEAM MEMBERS CHEERING) 416 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,115 Uh, okay we have a second. Look, I really need 417 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,617 to talk to you about this Jokester thing. 418 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,993 HAZEL: Yeah! 419 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,578 - TYLOR AND VAL: I got it, I got it. - (GRUNTS) 420 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,038 I go... (GROANS) 421 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,789 Oh. (GROANS) 422 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,082 I got it. (GRUNTS) 423 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,417 JOY: Whoo-hoo! 424 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,252 - HAZEL: Let's go, FearCo. - FEARCO TEAM MEMBERS: Do it! 425 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,879 - Val! I could have gotten that. - Tylor! 426 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:22,963 I said I got it. 427 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,591 Oh, great. Now we're losing. 428 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,010 Not if you don't look at the score. 429 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,930 Come on, team. We're gettin' our butts whipped out there. 430 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,806 This is why we need my lucky mitt. 431 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,559 We just need to communicate. 432 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,852 Friendly, huh? 433 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,395 All right, we already have two outs. 434 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:41,357 Tylor, you're up. Please don't get out. 435 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,566 (SIGHS) 436 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,282 No witty observations for me? 437 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,451 (CHUCKLING) I can tell you're already in your head. 438 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,286 (GRUNTING) 439 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,829 ROZ: Strike. 440 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,081 - (GROANS) - HAZEL: Hey, batter, batter. 441 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,499 - HAZEL: Swing. - (CHUCKLES) 442 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,961 Strike two. 443 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,128 (SIGHS) 444 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,339 (INHALES) 445 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,799 (GRUNTS AND SPITS) 446 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,926 - (GRUNTS) - (GRUNTS) 447 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,928 (MONSTERS TEAM MEMBERS CHEERING) 448 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,471 SULLEY: Yeah, whoo-hoo, great hit. 449 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,099 No, stay at first. Stay at first. 450 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,601 Hey, hey, throw it to Skyler's mitt. 451 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,646 Slide, slide, slide! 452 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,648 (GRUNTS) 453 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:26,986 Safe. 454 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,406 - (MONSTERS TEAM MEMBERS CHEERING) - Whoa, ho, ho, ho. Yeah! 455 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,325 (GRUNTS) Yes! 456 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,451 (ALL GASP) 457 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,619 Oh. 458 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,204 Oh, whoa, oh, I'm so sorry. 459 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,248 - (GROANS) - Uh, are you okay, Skyler? 460 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,625 - I'm okay Skyler. (GROANS) - Okay, good, good. 461 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,127 Yeah, he's good, he's fine. 462 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,045 He's out. 463 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,463 Whoa, whoa! Hey, come on. 464 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,132 I thought this was a friendly game. 465 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,676 FearCo needs a sub. 466 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,760 Okay, okay. 467 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,929 Johnny, in the spirit of a friendly game, 468 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,849 you can pick any of our players to jump onto your team. 469 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,143 Unless someone wants me to play. 470 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,853 (CHUCKLES) Anyone? 471 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,938 "I want Chet to play." Did you hear that? 472 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,440 - (GROANS) - I think that's a great idea, 473 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,858 - somebody else. - (GROANS) 474 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,235 Okay, I keep bringing this up, but I have to come clean. 475 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,195 I didn't dream about being a Jokester. 476 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,197 I didn't think about being a Jokester. 477 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,993 I actually have a job offer to be a Jokester. 478 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:19,538 Huh? Wait, so, wow. So ho-ho-hold on. So you auditioned to... 479 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,206 Well, it wasn't an official audition, 480 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,375 it was, like, an accident, well, I mean, I was there, 481 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,210 if that makes sense, and they saw me. 482 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,879 And you're just telling me about this now? 483 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,088 I've been trying to tell you all day. 484 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,840 - I... - Hey, Tylor. 485 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,342 What do you say? You wanna play for FearCo? 486 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,220 Oh. Uh, yeah, I'd love to. 487 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:39,349 Uh, Tylor, we're still talking. Ugh. (GROANS) 488 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,268 So you want me at third, right? 489 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,352 Oh, no, no, no. 490 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,479 I've got something much better. 491 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,106 I want you to pitch for us. Joy, would you mind? 492 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,651 No, all yours. Break a horn. (CHUCKLES) 493 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,029 - Uh... - And look who's up to bat. 494 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,031 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 495 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,033 - (GROANS) - JOHNNY: She can't hit. 496 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,327 - You got this? - (SIGHS) 497 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,704 CLAIRE: Come on, tiny hands. Throw some strikes. 498 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,830 HAZEL: All right, guys. Whoo! 499 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,582 What? Come on, Val, hit the ball! 500 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,751 Come on, we can't lose 40 years straight. 501 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,002 Hit the ball. Hit the ball, come on. 502 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,128 Uh-huh. (GROANS) 503 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,254 (SIGHS) 504 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,925 Wow, best friends facing off for the game. 505 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,384 So much pressure. 506 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,512 Oh, it's making my voice crack. 507 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,222 - Can you hear that? - Huh? 508 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,598 Come on, Val. Choke up on the bat. 509 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,266 - Make him choke. - Uh. 510 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,392 Sorry, Tylor. 511 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,438 (GRUNTS) 512 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,564 (GROANS) 513 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,067 - Strike one. - Ugh. 514 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,069 How did Stubby know he could pitch? 515 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,323 (GRUNTS) 516 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,202 (GRUNTS) 517 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,537 Whee! 518 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:46,041 - I hit it. - Foul. Strike two. 519 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,292 JOY: Yeah! 520 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,336 (GRUNTS) 521 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,505 Outside. 522 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,048 Oh, I can't watch this. It hurts the heart. 523 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,133 Eh. 524 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,759 (GRUNTS) 525 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,302 Ball. 526 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,512 Come on, let's wrap it up. 527 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,640 - (GRUNTS) - Whoa! 528 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,268 Skyler's startin' to feel bett... (GROANS) 529 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,020 We got a full count. 530 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,105 (GRUNTS) 531 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,483 Let her rip, kid. 532 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,864 (GRUNTS) 533 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,494 You pinky promised! 534 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,624 (PANTING) 535 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,341 Ah-ha! (CHUCKLES) 536 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,593 You're out. 537 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,720 - FRITZ: Oh. - MONSTERS TEAM MEMBERS: Oh. 538 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,972 Yeah. FearCo for the win. Way to go, guys. 539 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,807 FEARCO TEAM MEMBERS: Tylor! Tylor! Tylor! Tylor! 540 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,310 CLAIRE: Yeah! Tiny hands with the big win. 541 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,104 ALL: Tylor! Tylor! Tylor! 542 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,564 (SIGHS) Oh. 543 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:55,027 (CRIES) We're 0-40. 0-40! 544 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,528 Good game, Coach. 545 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,821 (SNORES) 546 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,698 - Hmm? Whoa. - (CONTINUES SNORING) 547 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,868 Oh, no. Not again, Chet. 548 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,206 (CHUCKLES) Great game, kid. 549 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,042 Yeah. Yeah. Hey, do you... Do you think, um, 550 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,253 because I'm, I'm, I'm kinda part of the, the team 551 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,922 that, that maybe we could chat about the, 552 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,548 you know, the... The job that you... 553 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,467 Sorry, kid. You made your choice. 554 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,177 (SIGHS) 555 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,096 Hey, Mrs. Worthington. Great game. 556 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,015 Kids, did you see your Mom out there? 557 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,944 My first loss. (INHALES SHARPLY) Sigh. 558 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,362 My condolences. 559 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,656 (MIKE SIGHS) 560 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,076 (SIGHS) Sorry I got a little competitive. 561 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,953 Hey, listen, there's always next year. 562 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,373 Until then, at least I got the autograph of a Hall of Famer. 563 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,042 It looks great, buddy. 564 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,627 Also, uh, here, 565 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,837 I got you a new lucky mitt. 566 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,048 I asked Stubby if I could have it. 567 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,925 And he didn't say no. 568 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,845 MIKE: Thank you, Sulley. 569 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,681 It's clammy! 570 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,224 Just like I always imagined. 571 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,662 You know, I sorta had trouble figuring out 572 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:33,000 which team you were really playing for. (SCREAMS) Oh. 573 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,463 Hey. (CHUCKLES) 574 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,425 Thought you were gonna... Thought you were gonna take my head off back there. 575 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,592 (CHUCKLES) 576 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,679 That just, uh, just got... Got intense, right? 577 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:47,889 Totally. 578 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,644 You, uh, played well out there, partner. 579 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,230 Mmm-hmm. Thanks. 580 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,027 (SIGHS) 581 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,445 (ENGINE STARTS) 582 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,625 (GASPS) Play ball! 583 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:19,338 (COUGHS) Hey, who took my mitt? 584 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,800 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 585 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,377 - CLAIRE: Whoo! Let's go, FearCo. - CHET: FearCo! FearCo! FearCo! 586 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,837 JOHNNY: (CHUCKLING) Okay, okay, everyone. 587 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:04,883 You know what, it is so great to have Coach Stubby here with us at FearCo, 588 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,260 and he has graciously offered to read us some excerpts 589 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,638 from his memoirs. Coach Stubby? 590 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,722 (STUBBY LIZZARDO CLEARS THROAT AND COUGHS) 591 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,932 CHET: Good game, Coach. 592 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,184 STUBBY LIZZARDO: Come on now. Okay... (CLEARS THROAT) 593 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,103 Thank you. J-Dubs. Thank you so much. 594 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,437 Hey, good to be here. 595 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,232 (CHUCKLES) How are all you sluggers doing? 596 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,817 CHET: (CHUCKLES) Yeah! 597 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,235 STUBBY LIZZARDO: Nice win out there. 598 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,570 Really broke their spirits. (CHUCKLES) 599 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,031 That little green kid, sure shed a lot of tears, huh? 600 00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:30,367 - Whiner. (CHUCKLES AND COUGHS) - (TEAM LAUGHS) 601 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,285 All right, all right, I'm okay, I'm okay. 602 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,037 I'm here to read some juicy stuff 603 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,790 from my book, I'm Outta Here! 604 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:39,584 Let's see here... Nope, after this. 605 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:43,672 Foreword, written by my old teammate, Ozzie "Three-Claw" Hernandez. 606 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,174 Never liked that guy. Okay, let's see it. 607 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,843 Let's skip ahead a little. Where were we? 608 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:52,514 Okay. "Chapter one. How I survived two heart attacks 609 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:56,768 "in the same game and went bowling after." 610 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:59,604 (CLEARS THROAT) "Growing up was hard. 611 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:02,983 "Imagine having a mustache in kindergarten. 612 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:05,735 "All the other kids made fun of me. 613 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:10,115 "But how many baseball championships do they have? None. 614 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,826 "And they're all dead now, aren't they? I checked." 615 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,161 (TEAM GASPS) 616 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,745 Well, then. (CLEARS THROAT) 617 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:17,539 "That first championship year, 618 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:21,585 "game six, tied in the seventh, and I'm up. 619 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:25,172 "Leftie Wiggletail brings the heat, but I'm ready. 620 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,716 "And when I saw the ball leave my bat 621 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,301 "that crisp October evening, 622 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:34,139 "I just knew, I knew I was gonna win this game for my team, 623 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,767 "for the fans, and for the city of Monstropolis. 624 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,728 "But most importantly, 625 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,897 "for Little Sammy in the hospital." 626 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,815 (FEARCO TEAM MEMBERS GASPS) 627 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,776 "Little Sammy was my bookie and I owed him some money. 628 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:50,280 "And, uh, somehow he broke both of his knees 629 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,074 "walking up a flight of stairs and was in the ER 630 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:55,160 "and I don't know anything about that. 631 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,579 "And..." Uh, (CLEARS THROAT) excuse me. (CLEARS THROAT) 632 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,207 (CRYING) "Winning this game..." (CLEARS THROAT) Sorry. 633 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:03,585 (CLEARS THROAT) This part of the book always gets me. (CHUCKLES) 634 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,086 (CLEARS THROAT) 635 00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:08,757 "And winning this game settled my debt. 636 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,676 "And Little Sammy was finally off my back." (CRIES) 637 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,929 JOHNNY: (CHUCKLES) Okay, we're gonna wrap this up. Thank you, Coach. 638 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,515 (STUBBY LIZZARDO COUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT) 639 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,099 STUBBY LIZZARDO: It's just a magical feeling. (SIGHS) 640 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:20,560 I could go back into any casino I wanted. 641 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,354 (SNIFFLES) So baseball, huh! 642 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,273 Okay, and if anybody wants a book, uh, 21 bucks. 643 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:26,816 And I don't have change. 644 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:29,986 JOHNNY: (CHUCKLES) Hall of Famer, everybody. Coach Stubby. 645 00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,905 (CHUCKLES) Wow. 646 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,657 STUBBY LIZZARDO: Hey, you're payin' me in cash, right?