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Narrator:
Ah, the elixir of life.

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So precious,

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and yet in a world of haves
and have-nots,

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not everyone gets to have.

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But what happens
when the haves

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don't have the same things
the nots haven't had?

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Well, the Three Busy Debras
just won't have that.

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♪♪

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[ Chuckles ]

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♪♪

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It's
the strangest thing.

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Normally, when I turn
on the faucet, milk comes out,

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but today, when I turn on
the faucet, no milk comes out.

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It's
the strangest thing.

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Well, hurry up and be a plumber.
We are getting thirsty.

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Honey, don't talk to me
till I've had my morning white.

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♪♪

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This just in.
My worst fears have come true.

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My co-host and I
are wearing the same outfit,

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and neither of us
are willing to change.

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[ Clears throat ]

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In other news,
Lemoncurd's milk supply

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is at an all-time low
due to an unprecedented drought

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that shows no sign of stopping.
[ All gasp ]

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The Lemoncurd milk brigade
will be rationing out milk

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at the reservoir
until further notice.

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[ All sigh ]
Well,
that doesn't apply to us.

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We're not people.
We're Debras.

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Let's go take
what we deserve,

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which is everything
we want and more.

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♪♪

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One jug of milk
per family.

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I repeat,
one jug per family

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But we'll starve.

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We're all going to have
to make sacrifices,

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but I promise you,

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I'll get through this.

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Excuse me? Why are you
standing in this way,

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one right after the other?

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We're waiting in line.

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Line? Line.

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Feels funny to say,
but what does it mean?

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It means we have to wait
our turn to get some milk.

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[ Scoffs ] Waiting
for something I want?

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Next,
you're going to tell me

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I have to wait
for something I need.

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Ugh.

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Excuse me.

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You need to wait your turn
like everybody else.

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[ Gasping ]

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Are you okay?
I will be. Someday.

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You're going to regret this,
or my name isn't Debra,

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and I'm pretty sure it is.

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Not to worry, ladies.

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I know exactly
how we'll get that milk.

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Shoulders back.
Knees up.

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Right, left, right, left,
right, left, right, left.

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One, two. Let's go.
Debras, faster, faster.

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How are we supposed to make
this last for a whole week?

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I don't know, Officer Wife.

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There's not even enough milk
for Officer Son.

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At this rate,
he'll be dead by Tuesday.

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And today's Monday,
so that's really

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not a lot of time.
[ Whimpers ]

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Officer Dad,
is there milk in heaven?

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I don't know,
Officer Son.

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You'll have to let me know
when you get there.

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I will.

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[ Crying ]

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[ Snoring ]

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I promise,
I'm going to fix this.

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[ Snoring continues ]

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♪♪

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Okay, Debras,
the heist begins now.

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Everyone state your assignment
and one fun fact about yourself.

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I'll hack into the mainframe
using top-of-the-line software,

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and one fun fact about me is
there's nothing fun about me.

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I'll be the Debra
on the ground,

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and a fun fact about me is
my favorite food is...

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I'm young for my grade
because I have a late birthday,

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and I'm going to distract
the security guard

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doing what I do best.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Whispering ]
It's a go.

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Copy that.

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[ Bones cracking ]

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Aah!

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We're in.

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Debra that, Roger.

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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♪♪

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[ Lever squeaks ]

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Debras, I did it!

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The heist is complete!

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Both:
Whoo-hoo! Yay!

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Man: Oh, oh, God.

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Oh. Oh.

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Please help us.

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I'm out of a job.
I worked in milk.

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My mother died
of dehydration.

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She was only 102.

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She had so much life
left to live.

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[ British accent ] How am I
supposed to eat me cookie?!

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[ Woman gags, coughing ]

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Walk with me.

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[ People crying ]

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What am I
looking at here?

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A big tank.

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But it used to be
a big tank of milk.

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Got robbed last night.

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What kind of sicko
would do such a thing?

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Hmm.

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Hitler.
He's a bad guy.

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I wouldn't
put it past him.

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Let's put him down
as suspect number one.

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What is it, boss?

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Not sure,
but it might be a clue.

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Take it down to the station
and run it for prints.

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We've got a long night
ahead of us.

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♪ Milk, milk ♪

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[ Debra #1 laughs ]

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[ Cork pops ]

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Cheers to a job well done.

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The milk may be 2%,
but we have 100% of it.

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Nothing tastes
as good as milk steals.

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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♪ Milk ♪

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♪ Milk, milk, milk, milk ♪

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Alright, computer,
work your magic.

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[ Beep ]
Initiating computer magic.

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Come on.

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Why are you making me wait?

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Give it.

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Give it.

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[ Groans ]

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Give it to me.

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[ Ding ]
100% match.

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Yes.

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The Debras.

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It's always who
you'd least expect.

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Calling all units
to Debra's house.

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Woman:
Oh, Debra's house.

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I've been dying
to see the remodel.

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I know.

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They've been working
on it for months.

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[ People chanting,
"We want milk!" ]

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[ Gasps ]
What's that sound?

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[ Chanting continues ]

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They're coming for us.

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To the armory!

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[ All screaming ]

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[ Chanting continues ]

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-Give us the milk.
-You're killing us!

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We do not negotiate
with terrorists.

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Oh, yeah?

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[ Spectators gasp,
scream ]

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[ Laughs ]

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Forgive them, father.
They know not what they do.

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[ Gasps ]
The humanity!

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We have to give in.
The stakes are too high.

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Like a filet mignon
on a shelf.

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God damn it, now's not the time
for a perfect joke.

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Just tell us what you want.
I beg of you.

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So, ladies,
what do we want?

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♪♪

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We're actually all set.

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We'll just take the check.
Thank you.

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[ All gasp ]

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[ Crying ]

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Why are you doing this
to us?

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Because we didn't
want to wait in line!

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Crying ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

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[ Crying continues ]

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Wait.
Th-This might sound crazy,

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but maybe we don't need
to use milk for everything.

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I have this bag of pills.
Maybe it'll help your son.

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[ People gasp, cheer ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Hey, I have this soap.

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Maybe we can use this
to wash our hands.

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How's about you use
this here spot of gasoline

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to make your car go vroom,
innit?

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Also also why don't
we try drinking water?

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[ Cheers ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Hey! Include us
in the nice thing!

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Ladies, you can keep
the milk to yourselves.

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I think we're going to be
just fine without it.

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[ Laughter and cheers ]

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"We're going to be just fine."
Grow up.

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♪♪

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[ Gasps ]
This tastes like nothing.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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I'm so [gags] grateful
we got what we wanted.

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[ Retches ]

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Debra, you have to give me
the recipe for this

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so that I can make it
for myself.

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Of course.

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It's rotten milk tossed in
a rotten-milk vinaigrette.

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Well, I love it.

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[ Ting! ]

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Well, time to go back
to me own planet.

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♪♪

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♪♪