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Plumbing is a lot
like friendship --

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even the slightest rupture
will cause all this shit

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to come to the surface.

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[ Rumbling ]

5
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Hey, Debra.
It's Debra.

6
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We can't do brunch
at my house tomorrow.

7
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My pipes have sprung
a little leak.

8
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We'll need to use
your house.

9
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That might be
a bit of an issue.

10
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Let's just call Debra, and
tell her that brunch is a wash.

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What's up, gals.
So excited for brunch tomorrow.

12
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Well, get ready to be miserable,
because brunch is canceled.

13
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Our pipes exploded.

14
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We don't have a place to sleep,
let alone do brunch.

15
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Don't be silly. You're
coming over to my house tonight.

16
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we'll do brunch here
in the morning.

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[ Laughs ]

18
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[ Laughs ]

19
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Why are we laughing?

20
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I just never thought of you
as having a house.

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Come to think of it, I've never
thought of you at all.

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And respectfully,
I would rather kill myself

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than go to your house.

24
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As funny is that all is,
you have no other options.

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See you soon.

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Looks like
it's clearing up.

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♪♪

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[ Both sigh ]

29
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We both know that tonight
is going to be awful.

30
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We just have to
get through it.

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In and out.Quick and easy --

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like a drive-thru,
or sex with my husband.

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[ Knocking ]

34
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Sleepover!

35
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[ Shrieks ]

36
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Welcome to the first day
of the rest of your night.

37
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Here in Casa Del Deborah,
luxury awaits.

38
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Oh.

39
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Do we love it,
or do we love it?

40
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You know, in my house,
there's a door here.

41
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I'll do my best
to get you see your floor plan,

42
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but I'm not making
any promises.

43
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She keeps garbage
in the house.

44
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Why doesn't she throw it
in the town reservoir

45
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like the rest of us.

46
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Okay, ladies, we have
a big night ahead of us.

47
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First things first,
let me see those PJs.

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PJs?
Grow up.

49
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♪♪

50
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Love.

51
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This is my
sleeping helmet.

52
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It stops the dreams
from getting out.

53
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Well, no one's
getting out tonight.

54
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Let's do face masks.

55
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My favorite part
of face masks

56
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is that you're kind of just
stuck for 15 minutes,

57
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and you have to, like,
think or talk.

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-I choose think.
-And I choose talk.

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[ Giggles ]

60
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I love garlic.

61
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I've actually never broken
a bone in my body.

62
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Muscles are
another story.

63
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[ Crying ]

64
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That's the story
of my first kiss.

65
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I'm sorry
I cried so much --

66
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during the story
and the kiss.

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[ Yawns dramatically ]

68
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Well, I better be
getting to sleep.

69
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If I don't get 18 hours,
I become a total bitch.

70
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Don't worry. I spiked
the punch with cocaine.

71
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So, no one's going
to bed tonight.

72
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Now, it's time
for security questions.

73
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What's the name of the
first street you lived?

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I have to go
to the bathroom.

75
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That's a funny name
for a street.

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Initiating
girl talk.

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[ Laughs ]

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When was your first kiss?
Wait wait. Let me guess.

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Why don't you be a bellhop,
and go take my bags upstairs.

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That's so funny,

81
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because my second kiss
was actually near a hotel.

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[ Laughs ]

83
00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,982
Come in Agent Debra.

84
00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:06,637
[  Laughs ]

85
00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:21,435
♪♪

86
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Debra #2:
A hair on the toilet?

87
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Is nothing sacred?

88
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♪♪

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There you are.

90
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Oh, my God.

91
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Costume party!
Obsessed!

92
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I'm gonna go cram myself
into my prom dress.

93
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I'll meet you downstairs.

94
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[ Giggles ]

95
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♪♪

96
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That's better.
-Debra

97
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Oh, I didn't know
we were doing costumes.

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Let's talk turkey.

99
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This house is a pigsty,
and Debra won't stop asking me

100
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basic questions like where
I'm from or what I like.

101
00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,130
She asked me if I'm a dog person
or a cat person.

102
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Like hello,
I'm a human.

103
00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,265
I don't get it.
What is her endgame?

104
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Who cares?

105
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I would rather sleep in shit
than spend one more second --

106
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Debra #3:
Hey, ladies.

107
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In your ugly,
ugly home.

108
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Debra.

109
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We were just talking
about you behind your back.

110
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I love what you've done
with my place.

111
00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,978
Well, you said your home
was my home, so...

112
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I made your home
my home.

113
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I did say that,
didn't I?

114
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You're a great listener.

115
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Why don't you go upstairs,
and put on a costume?

116
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Debra is gonna let me
paint or toenails.

117
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Right, Debra?

118
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Are we having fun?

119
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Yes, Debra. Yes.

120
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♪♪

121
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Oh, my God.

122
00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:04,538
I can't believe
what's in here.

123
00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:07,105
What's in here
changes everything.

124
00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,368
Oh, my God.

125
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Oh, thank God.
Come here.

126
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How creepy is this?

127
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Debra's been
stalking us.

128
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Oh, my God.
This goes back years.

129
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What, does she
have a printer?

130
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Psycho.

131
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[ Footsteps approaching ]

132
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Seven Minutes
in Heaven?

133
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I didn't get
the invite.

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[ Both scream ]

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♪♪

136
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Looking for these?

137
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It's chilly, Debra.

138
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Come inside.

139
00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,375
We still haven't talked
about our feelings.

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You get away from me.

141
00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,161
I've seen karate,
and I'm not afraid to learn it.

142
00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,860
Open up to me, Debra.

143
00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,819
I'm a hugger.

144
00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:12,388
[ Debra #2 screams ]

145
00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,042
Debra.

146
00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:17,437
[ Screaming ]

147
00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:28,970
[ Knocking ]

148
00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,450
Are you close
with your mommy?

149
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I'm not!

150
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[ Screams ]

151
00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:38,501
[ Muffled talking ]

152
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Do you think
you want children?

153
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I'm considering adoption.

154
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[ Screams ]

155
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[ Screams ]

156
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[ Both screaming ]

157
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Thank God you came back for
me -- after you pushed me down.

158
00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,005
You're welcome.

159
00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,574
I think she's gone.

160
00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,445
I love you.

161
00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,665
[ Both scream ]

162
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[ In sleep ]
My name's Debra.

163
00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:34,470
I'm stuck.
It's too comfortable.

164
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We'll never
get out of here.

165
00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,299
She made the bed
too well.

166
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Scary well.

167
00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:43,348
Debra #3: Ladies, I just had a
crazy dream about my own birth.

168
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Can't wait
to unpack it together.

169
00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,135
Damn, she's good.

170
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We're gonna have to
play her game.

171
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The only way out
is through.

172
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Who wants brunch
in bed?

173
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Follow me lead.

174
00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:59,843
So, how's
everyone feeling.

175
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Well, if I'm being honest,
being here makes me anxious

176
00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:11,812
because my house is the only
place where I feel in control.

177
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,770
I need to be in charge
because I don't have

178
00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:16,512
any real autonomy
in my life.

179
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:24,346
Debra, thank you for choosing
to share that with me.

180
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:37,664
As for me,
I hyper-focus on menial tasks,

181
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,884
like cleaning,
to distract myself

182
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from the fact that my life
is a vortex

183
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of unfulfilled potential.

184
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This is all
I ever wanted.

185
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Thank you.

186
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:57,118
This has been...

187
00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,468
a sleepover.

188
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,644
Thank you.

189
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,777
Is that how you
pronounce that?

190
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,779
Get in here.

191
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,563
[ giggles ]

192
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,135
You guys should probably be
getting back to your houses --

193
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pipes and all.

194
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,400
I love you.

195
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:28,802
♪♪

196
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:31,369
What a piece
of work.

197
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:35,112
Can you believe she bought
all that fake stuff I made up?

198
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,810
Debra #1:
Where did you get that bit
about the unfulfilled potential?

199
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,507
You know,
I saw it in a movie.

200
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,943
And mine
was fake, too.

201
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:51,302
♪♪

202
00:10:51,302 --> 00:11:00,311
♪♪

203
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,487
[ Laughs evilly ]

204
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,664
I love my friends!