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Woman: Nature --

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it's that green stuff,

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sometimes blue or even brown.

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**

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History has proven
that fighting against nature

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is truly stupid...

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...and there's no one
more stupid

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than the Three Busy Debras.

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**

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**

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I never thought I'd see an ATM
eruption in my lifetime.

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People of Lemoncurd, we are
witnessing a miraculous event.

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Today marks the first eruption
of our town's

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naturally-occurring ATM
since 1892.

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[ Applause ]

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What's the plan
for the dough?

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Ah.

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It's a free-for-all.

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Have at it!

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[ Cheering ]

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**

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Wow, nature's wonders
never cease to amaze me.

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Money really brings
people together.

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It sure does.

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Together: Hi, Mayor Brett.

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How are my pretty girls going
to spend their funny money?

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I'm going to take a solo trip
to find myself.

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I'll eat. I'll pray.

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I'll love.

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Ladies,
I'm going to Vegas.

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I'm going to do something
that benefits the community,

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like renovating my house.

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-Yeah.
-What about you, Debra?

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I'm going to look inward
and make some big changes

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to my personality.

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I'm getting fake tits.

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I was going to suggest tits
for you.

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-Aw.
-Yeah.

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Times might be changing,

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but I can always count
on my Debras

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to spend a lot of money
in very little time.

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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, we're rich.

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This is pennies to me.

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Whee!
[ Laughter ]

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**

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I think we can all agree
my house

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needs earrings
and a big fun hat.

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So here's the plan.

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What, am I talking
to myself here?

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Where's my crew?

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[ Tires screech ]

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Sorry, lady, we're going
to the mall.

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Hey!

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Hey!
Hey, you get back here!

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I don't lift a finger!

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I get my fingers lifted for me!

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[ Growls ]

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* Money, money

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[ Laughter ]

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Yeah.

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**

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**

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Looks like I'm operating
on myself today.

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Okay.
[ Clears throat ]

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[ Deep voice ] Dr. Debra
reporting for duty.

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Scalpel.

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[ Normally ] Scalpel.
[ Deep voice ] Thank you.

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[ Normally ] You're welcome.

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[ Deep voice ]
Now count backwards from 10.

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**

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[ High-pitched voice ]
Ten, nine, eight...

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**

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Attention, travelers,
the airport is shut down.

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No one showed up for work
today.

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Well, I want to go do nothing
in a different time zone,

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you know, vacation.
-Not my problem.

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If you need me,
I'll be leaning on the plane.

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I'm rich now.

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Attention, everybody.
Airport's back on now.

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So please form a single-file
line in birth order quickly.

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Thank you.

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**

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[ Heart monitor beeping ]

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**

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Wait, where are my beautiful
fake boobs?

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No.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Oh, God.

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[ Sobbing ] How could you let me
do this to me?!

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[ Sobbing ]

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**

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Listen up, I'm willing to
forgive your earlier outburst

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if you will just
get back to work.

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Fat chance, lady.

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We're relaxing.

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Why are you relaxing?

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What did you do to deserve
a massage today?

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Manual labor for 30 years.

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I hate you.

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* Money, money

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Debra #2:
Please discard all liquids,
cellphones and children.

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Sir, you're not allowed to bring
that much water on the plane.

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So pick your favorite 3 ounces
and drink the rest.

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**

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[ Metal detector crackling ]

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[ Metal detector beeping ]

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Hey.

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Love it.

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I mean, I commend
your initiative.

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But who's going to fly
the plane?
That's not my department.

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Hang tight,
I'll radio control tower

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and see who's on standby.

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Oh, my God,
I'm a working mother.

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Ketchup?
Ketchup.

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Mustard?
No, thanks.

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So you have time
to cut open that pig,

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but you won't
cut open  this  pig?

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We're off the clock.

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This is what we do
for fun.

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Surgery is my passion,
and nursing is just my day job.

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Well,
you look ridiculous.

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Pretty smug coming
from the old witch

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who has to shit
out of her tits.

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[ Laughter ]

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Well, joke is on you.
I haven't shit for years.

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[ Laughter continues ]

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**

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More money!

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I'm going to buy me a diamond
made out of gold.

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Our lives have never been
worse than they are right now.

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I mean, look at me.

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My ass is tits,

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and to make matters worse,
I'm a terrible doctor.

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You think
your day is bad?

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I'm an amazing manager.

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30 people
are depending on me.

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Which reminds me, I have
to figure out payroll.

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Oh, wow,
welcome to Lemoncurd,

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a place
where no one is working,

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and I'm not getting
what I want,

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which, lest we forget,
is earrings on my house.

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This is
all the ATM's fault.

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I think it was
sent from hell,

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and I heard
it's really bad there.

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The ATM's reign of terror
must be brought to an end.

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[ Screaming ]

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Money is supposed
to bring people together!

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But it actually
drives them away.

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-From their jobs.
-Working for us.

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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It's getting stronger.

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We got to talk
to the big man upstairs.

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God?

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Bigger.

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The mayor.

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**

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Mayor Brett,
let's talk.

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Damn, Debras,
you look awful.

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No, everything
is not okay.

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-I didn't ask.
-And therein lies the problem.

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No one is doing
their jobs anymore.

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We need you
to destroy the ATM.

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Thank you.
-[ Chuckles ]

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No can do, 'bra.

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Everyone knows you can't
destroy the ATM.

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It can only be deactivated
using this ring,

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which has been passed down
from mayor to mayor

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since the dawn
of Lemoncurd.

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Are you seriously
not going to help us?

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Why would I help you take away
the most beautiful thing

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that's happened
in my lifetime?

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Lemoncurd
is now a town of prosperity,

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equality and security.

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-Who cares?
-What could be better than that?

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Other than...

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[ Guitar riff plays ]

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...rock and roll?

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Don't worry, ladies.

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I got this.

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Do you think you could
turn it off...

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for me?

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Oh.

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Ooh.

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Debra, Debra, Debra,

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I wish I could help,
but hands are tied...

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in leather bracelets.
[ Chuckles ]

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That's right.

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I'm going on tour
with my a cappella group,

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and before you ask,
no free tickets.

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[ Door closes, lock clicks ]

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If you're not going to do
your job...

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[ Key clatters ]
...we're going to do it
for you.

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No.

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-Yes.
-Aah!

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Give us the ring.
Give us the ring.

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Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.

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[ All singing ]

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**

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**

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It is I, your town's
beloved mayor,

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elected and chosen
through due process.

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So I think it's about time we,
uh, turn off the ATM, huh?

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You all have enough money.

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Time to finger that ATM
to completion.

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[ Crowd gasps ]

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[ ATM crackles ]

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I don't understand. Who would do
something like this?

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[ Chuckles ]

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With all the money in the world,
you could buy a clue.

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Well, here's a clue.

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We did that.

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We killed the ATM.

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Bet you feel so stupid.

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It was us inside that coat
the whole time, not the mayor.

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We tricked you.
-No, you didn't.

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We knew it wasn't the mayor
the second we saw his dead body.

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He died of natural causes.

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[ Crowd crying ]

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I don't get it.
Why aren't you all celebrating?

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Isn't this exactly
what I wanted?

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00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,538
You should be grateful
you get to go back

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to your old jobs
right now. Go!

224
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,978
Um, you're welcome.

225
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,647
Now let's get back
to the status quo.

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Together:
[ Chanting ] Status quo!

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Status quo! Status quo!

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Status quo!

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Status quo! Status quo!
Status quo! Status quo!

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Status quo!
Status quo! Status quo!

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Status quo! Status quo!
Status quo!

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**

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[ Gasps ] I'm going to buy
my son new legs.

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[ Gasps ] I'm going to buy
your son's old legs.

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I'm getting
big fake tits.

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Ooh!

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**

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Oh, glory day!

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[ Laughter, cheering ]