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[ Sobbing ]

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Woman:
Rumspringa is an Amish tradition
in which boys and girls

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experiment
with a new way of life

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in order to gain perspective
on their own.

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They can choose to return
to their old lives

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or be banished forever.

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Three busy Debras decided
to steal this idea.

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Get a room!

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Ladies,
tomorrow is Debspringa!

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I forget, what's Debspringa?

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Explain, and fast.

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-It's annual.
-Go on.

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Debspringa is the one day a year
where we take a break

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from the rigors
of our busy lifestyle.

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I don't remember where I came up
with the idea.

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[ Sobbing continues
in distance ]

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The only way to appreciate
all that we have is to leave

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our lives and make a really,
really big deal about it.

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Let's see if we all
come back tomorrow,

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or maybe I'll never
see you again.

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[ Bell tolls ]

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Together: Bye!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Christina Da Vinci
checking in.

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Welcome back.

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You're in room...

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one.

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He's waiting for you.

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This never happened.

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♪♪

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Man:
Come on, door is open.

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It's not, actually.

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You just have to push
really hard.

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No, it's not a matter
of strength.

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You locked the door.

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The door is locked.Relax, I'm coming.

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Okay, don't tell me to relax.

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Was that so hard?

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Hey, you.

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You, file that paperwork.
You, file my taxes.

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You, file your nails, ew!

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Madam Secretary Karen Con Leche,
what's your BMI?

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I don't have time for this.

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The vote on my big bill
is this afternoon.

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If Congresswoman Simpson
wants to be

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on the right side
of her-story,

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she'll vote with me
and the women of Lemoncurd.

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Also, my BMI is four.

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This just in --

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Secretary Karen Con Leche's
BMI is 400.

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She's huge![ School bell rings ]

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Popsicle:
Attention, Lemoncurd High,
this is Principal Popsicle.

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Today's football practice is
being moved to my house. Yes!

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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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Excuse me,
could you point me

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in the direction
of electricity class?

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How's this for your
electricity class?

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Ow!

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That stings.

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[ Laughter ]

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The theme for this year's
prom is lunch.

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[ School bell rings ]

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Aah![ Laughter ]

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Whoa!

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Ow! Ow, ow!What? No!

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No, I'm kidding.

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You know, I've been
a lot of places,

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and I've met
a lot of people,

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but no one removes
their thumb the way you do.

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I really missed you,
Jason.

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I've missed you, too.

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You feel like home.

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All we've got
is today.

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Let's make it count.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Are you okay?

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You look like you
just saw a ghost.

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It was nothing --

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two nothings,
to be exact.

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Let's just focus
on us.

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We are the only two people
in the entire world.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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You still drink
your old usual --

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whiskey milk,
hold the whiskey?

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I'm off the stuff.

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I'll take an ice water,
hold the ice.

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♪♪

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Mm.

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Good year.
Where did you get this?

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Cut the crap, Con Leche.

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I know why you're here.

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You want my vote, and I'll
save you some stinky breath.

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The answer is no.Come on, Homra,

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this is me
you're talking to.

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Remember the old days?Mnh-mnh.

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We shared a bed
in law school.

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I sang you to sleep
every night?

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♪ Good night, little Homra

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♪ You look tired today

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♪ You can tell on your face,
you look sleepy ♪

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♪ You have dark circles
under your eyes ♪

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No, don't pull that.
You don't control me anymore.

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I fall asleep all by myself
these days,

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and I'll decide
how I'm going to vote.

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Well, just remember --

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the women of Lemoncurd
are counting on you,

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myself included.

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♪♪

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In conclusion, these are the
eyes, and this is the mouth.

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Now, for our next lesson,
I'll need a volunteer.

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How about Gabigail Guzzler?

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Come on, don't be shy.

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First things first --
fix this basic circuit board.

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What's wrong with it?

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That's for me to not know,
and you to figure out.

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[ Laughter ]

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I've got it.

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It's a trick question.

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It can't be fixed.

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It's not, and it can.

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All it takes is a little
elbow grease and half a brain.

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[ Laughter ]

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You're not up for the task,
Miss Guzzler.

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All: [ Chanting ] Moron,
moron, moron,

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moron, moron, moron, moron,

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moron, moron, moron,
moron, moron.[ School bell rings ]

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Psst, good luck
getting a date to prom.

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Men are most attracted
to intelligence, idiot.

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♪♪

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I'm going to light you up
like the Fourth of July.

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♪♪

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I should probably
be getting back.

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Stay with me.
Every day could be this perfect.

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It's not that simple.

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It's never been
that simple.

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I can't just leave my husband
as much as you might want me to.

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Why not?
It's not that complicated.

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People make decisions
every day.

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Don't you want to be happy?

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[ Bell tolls ]

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I can't do this.

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I'm sorry.

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Me, too.

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Tell Mom I said "hi."

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She says
you don't call enough.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Electricity humming ]Clear!

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[ Sighs ] I feel the answer
is right under my nose.

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Achoo!

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♪♪

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[ Electricity crackles ]

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Just like a circuit board
would do!

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I really did it.

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Whoa,
this circuit board,

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it's buzzing and lit.

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It's perfect.

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Now finish the job.

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Finally, this chair is up
and running again.

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Good job, kid.

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I'm older than you.

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All: [ Chanting ]
We want the chair,

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the chair, the chair!

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We want the chair!That was amazing.

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Will you go to prom
with me?

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[ Bell tolls ]We want the chair...

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I wish that I could,
but it's time for me

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to go home to my easy,
empty life...

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♪♪

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...and you can [bleep] me
there.

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What a woman.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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I'm counting on you,
please be cool.

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I'm always cool.
Remember this?

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Attention, it's time to vote
on HR-126,

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brought to the floor

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by Madam Secretary
Karen Con Leche.

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All those in favor,
say "aye,"

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followed by
anything you'd like.

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Aye  caramba!

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♪♪

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Aye, yai, yai.

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[ Spectators murmuring ]

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♪♪

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Aye...

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think I'm going
to like it here.

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[ Applause, gavel banging ]

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The measure passes,
three votes.

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That is an unprecedented
majority.

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♪♪

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Today is an historic day.

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Thanks to an bipartisan effort,
every woman in Lemoncurd

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will be implanted with
a mandatory tracking device

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for safety and also for fun.

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[ Applause ]

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♪♪

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[ Bell tolls ]

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It was great working with you
again just like old times.

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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I'm going to miss you.

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I'm going to miss you,
too.

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So why don't you stay?

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You can have it all.

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I don't want it all.

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I want nothing
and no respect.

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Besides...

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you know
where to find me.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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So we all came back.

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♪♪

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Of course we did.

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♪♪

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What else would we do?

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪