1 00:00:25,569 --> 00:00:26,987 Anybody hear that? 2 00:00:28,781 --> 00:00:30,073 Hear what? 3 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,700 I'm not sure. 4 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:34,661 Boner, dude. 5 00:00:34,661 --> 00:00:37,581 Don't cry wolf while we're trying to fucking sleep. 6 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:40,626 I think I heard it again. 7 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:42,878 There's always a lot of noises out there, 8 00:00:42,878 --> 00:00:44,505 I'm sure it's nothin'. 9 00:00:44,505 --> 00:00:47,299 If Bo heard something, he heard something. 10 00:00:54,765 --> 00:00:57,935 Please tell me we all just imagined that. 11 00:00:57,935 --> 00:01:00,187 Can eight people all imagine the same thing? 12 00:01:00,187 --> 00:01:03,816 Whatever it is, I bet it's decided to steer clear. 13 00:01:03,816 --> 00:01:06,443 Death will come for us. 14 00:01:06,443 --> 00:01:09,905 Be it by carnivore, disease, or fates unknown, 15 00:01:09,905 --> 00:01:11,990 death will come for us. 16 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:13,200 Henry, not now. 17 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,202 Sorry, but it's true. 18 00:01:15,202 --> 00:01:19,039 The Grim Reaper is sharpening his scythe, just for us. 19 00:01:19,039 --> 00:01:20,916 Henry, not now. 20 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:30,926 Shh! 21 00:01:30,926 --> 00:01:33,595 What in the ever-loving fuck was that? 22 00:01:44,398 --> 00:01:45,440 Scotty... 23 00:01:53,532 --> 00:01:57,077 Bo...do not move. 24 00:01:58,203 --> 00:01:59,329 Nobody move. 25 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:10,591 Ahh! 26 00:02:10,591 --> 00:02:12,676 Go, go, go, go! 27 00:02:12,676 --> 00:02:15,512 Go, come on! Come on, go, go, go, go! 28 00:02:24,771 --> 00:02:27,566 So she cornered you into a negotiation? 29 00:02:27,566 --> 00:02:30,819 More or less, yeah. The most unhinged subject 30 00:02:30,819 --> 00:02:33,155 of all of 'em manages to strong arm us. 31 00:02:33,155 --> 00:02:34,656 Did not have that on my bingo card. 32 00:02:34,656 --> 00:02:37,951 Gentlemen, wait. 33 00:02:37,951 --> 00:02:41,079 Dan, did you brief him on our little Leah headache? 34 00:02:41,079 --> 00:02:42,372 Just now, yes. 35 00:02:42,372 --> 00:02:44,041 I'm afraid it needs your attention. 36 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:46,251 Well, can it wait? We have our00. 37 00:02:46,251 --> 00:02:48,003 Mm-mm. 38 00:02:48,837 --> 00:02:51,214 Well, I could talk to the kid on my own. 39 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,424 You know, maybe he'll loosen up 40 00:02:52,424 --> 00:02:55,135 with just a single pair of eyes on him. 41 00:02:55,135 --> 00:02:59,640 Or...I could sub in while you sort her out. 42 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,309 No, you can't conduct the postmortems, Gretchen. 43 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:03,644 That's a huge breach of procedure. 44 00:03:03,644 --> 00:03:05,479 Then let's change the procedure, shall we? 45 00:03:05,479 --> 00:03:08,357 Who can ask about that? Who's the HBIC? 46 00:03:08,357 --> 00:03:09,566 Oh, wait. 47 00:03:10,692 --> 00:03:13,612 Besides, you two have logged countless hours with the boys 48 00:03:13,612 --> 00:03:16,156 and we still have a colossal Day Fifteen blind spot 49 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:17,574 on our hands that could mean the end 50 00:03:17,574 --> 00:03:19,159 of this entire operation. 51 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:21,161 So excuse me if I'm a little itchy 52 00:03:21,161 --> 00:03:22,663 to do your jobs myself. 53 00:03:23,956 --> 00:03:26,959 The maestra will get him to talk. 54 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:32,589 In my heyday, I could draw blood from a stone. 55 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:37,010 Good luck. 56 00:04:01,952 --> 00:04:03,286 There. 57 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,334 You suck at this. 58 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:11,086 Excuse me? 59 00:04:11,086 --> 00:04:12,254 Is she a rookie? 60 00:04:12,254 --> 00:04:14,256 I mean, she sucks at this. 61 00:04:14,256 --> 00:04:16,049 You're over here busting out these moldy-ass 62 00:04:16,049 --> 00:04:19,469 interrogation tactics, waiting for me to fill the silence, 63 00:04:19,469 --> 00:04:22,514 trying to invade my personal space to get a reaction. 64 00:04:22,514 --> 00:04:26,351 I mean, look, no offense, but you're not gonna 65 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:28,895 work me over using moves I've seen a million times 66 00:04:28,895 --> 00:04:32,232 watching Law & Criminal Intent with my grandma. 67 00:04:37,904 --> 00:04:40,157 Listen, man, I, um... I get it. 68 00:04:40,157 --> 00:04:42,617 Get what? A lawyer, for me? 69 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:44,619 'Cause that's what I'd like right now. 70 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:46,371 I get where your head's at. 71 00:04:47,581 --> 00:04:49,958 You're young, you're Black, 72 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:53,754 you have every reason in the world to mistrust authority. 73 00:04:53,754 --> 00:04:57,966 If I was in your chair, I sure as hell wouldn't talk to us. 74 00:05:01,553 --> 00:05:03,472 You know, that's a tired move too, 75 00:05:03,472 --> 00:05:04,890 playing the "I can relate" card. 76 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,266 It wasn't a card. 77 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:08,518 I was just saying some true things. 78 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:10,562 Hoping maybe you'll do the same. 79 00:05:15,525 --> 00:05:16,860 The others been talking? 80 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,612 Mm. 81 00:05:18,612 --> 00:05:20,864 For the most part, yeah. 82 00:05:21,948 --> 00:05:24,534 All right. 83 00:05:24,534 --> 00:05:25,869 Try me. 84 00:05:25,869 --> 00:05:28,830 No guarantees, but, uh, 85 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:30,665 I'll let you roll the dice. 86 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:32,042 Well, I wouldn't mind hearing 87 00:05:32,042 --> 00:05:36,004 about this, um, wild animal encounter you all had. 88 00:05:36,004 --> 00:05:40,842 "Encounter"? That's a pretty word for it. 89 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:42,260 You have a different one? 90 00:05:43,512 --> 00:05:45,305 Three, actually. 91 00:05:49,643 --> 00:05:51,520 Battle... 92 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,438 fuckin'.. 93 00:05:53,438 --> 00:05:55,774 royale. 94 00:06:05,951 --> 00:06:07,744 This could've been my skull. 95 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:10,455 We won't let that happen, J. 96 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:13,750 And your skull's a lot stronger than the plastic jar. 97 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,168 Not really. 98 00:06:15,168 --> 00:06:17,462 One of my fontanels didn't fully close, 99 00:06:17,462 --> 00:06:18,839 so I'm still a little spongy back there. 100 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:26,096 Henry, Jesus, can... 101 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:27,180 can you not? 102 00:06:33,478 --> 00:06:37,440 Seriously, though, what was that thing? 103 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,192 A big cat maybe? 104 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:42,070 Definitely some kind of predator. 105 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:43,655 Did she know this thing was out there? 106 00:06:43,655 --> 00:06:45,532 No, of course not, okay? 107 00:06:45,532 --> 00:06:47,742 She wouldn't just put her hand on the scale like that. 108 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:50,287 If she said it once, she said it a thousand times: 109 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:52,873 the particulars may vary but the combined threat total 110 00:06:52,873 --> 00:06:55,333 in both environments is absolutely equal. 111 00:06:59,212 --> 00:07:02,382 I get that these tablecloths 112 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:04,801 are kind of warm and that we don't want to waste 113 00:07:04,801 --> 00:07:08,138 any of Barb's party shit, but we all look pretty ridiculous. 114 00:07:08,138 --> 00:07:09,764 Yeah, I kind of feel like 115 00:07:09,764 --> 00:07:11,183 I'm in a basket of french fries. 116 00:07:12,267 --> 00:07:13,810 Yeah, or like a church basement 117 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,604 on spaghetti dinner night. 118 00:07:15,604 --> 00:07:17,480 Well, I for one love 'em. 119 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,608 I get to make my bed again, which I've really been missin'. 120 00:07:19,608 --> 00:07:22,027 You know, just that sense of accomplishment. 121 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:23,695 And no, Toni, the housekeeper back home 122 00:07:23,695 --> 00:07:26,156 did not make my bed like you so carelessly assumed. 123 00:07:26,156 --> 00:07:28,074 The pleasure and the privilege was all mine. 124 00:07:28,074 --> 00:07:30,285 - Oh, God, you're a lunatic. - No shit. 125 00:07:30,285 --> 00:07:32,954 The definition of insanity is waking up every morning 126 00:07:32,954 --> 00:07:35,665 to make your bed knowing that you're just gonna 127 00:07:35,665 --> 00:07:37,292 mess it up again at night. 128 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:40,295 Raise your hand if you have wasted years of your life 129 00:07:40,295 --> 00:07:43,173 on the domestic fucking hamster wheel that is bed-making. 130 00:07:44,382 --> 00:07:46,051 That is a total misrepresentation 131 00:07:46,051 --> 00:07:46,927 of a beautiful ritual. 132 00:07:46,927 --> 00:07:48,136 I love hamsters. 133 00:07:48,136 --> 00:07:50,222 Okay, and where are my liberated queens 134 00:07:50,222 --> 00:07:52,140 who like to let the chaos ride? 135 00:07:56,561 --> 00:07:57,771 Leah? 136 00:07:57,771 --> 00:07:59,064 I mean, I'm not really on either side. 137 00:07:59,064 --> 00:08:01,024 Like, sometimes I make it, sometimes I don't. 138 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,567 Okay, that's actually fucked up. 139 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:03,985 Truly sociopathic. 140 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:06,404 Okay, fuck it, I'll help make the bed. 141 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:08,782 It's, like, you know, a betrayal of everything 142 00:08:08,782 --> 00:08:10,825 that I've ever believed, but... 143 00:08:10,825 --> 00:08:12,369 - that's a relationship, right? 144 00:08:12,369 --> 00:08:14,788 - Holy shit! 145 00:08:14,788 --> 00:08:15,914 Toni! 146 00:08:15,914 --> 00:08:17,123 Oh, my God, that could've hit you! 147 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:18,124 Well, yeah. 148 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:19,167 That could've killed you. 149 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:20,627 I'm good. I'm fine. 150 00:08:20,627 --> 00:08:21,878 Jesus, Toni. Jesus. 151 00:08:23,505 --> 00:08:25,048 It was just a close call. 152 00:08:26,341 --> 00:08:28,051 Hey, how 'bout this tree right here? 153 00:08:28,051 --> 00:08:31,304 We could slide it up, keep it off the ground. 154 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:35,767 Are you sure this is far enough? 155 00:08:35,767 --> 00:08:37,227 Yeah. Henry said if we keep 156 00:08:37,227 --> 00:08:39,437 the food supply a mile away, it'll keep us safe. 157 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:42,148 We walked, like, twice that. 158 00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:43,316 I mean, that kid knows his shit 159 00:08:43,316 --> 00:08:45,443 when he's not being a fucking grumpus. 160 00:08:47,153 --> 00:08:48,905 All right, I'll do the honors. 161 00:08:48,905 --> 00:08:50,532 - All right. - Bend at the knees. 162 00:08:50,532 --> 00:08:52,450 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 163 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:54,786 What are you doing? 164 00:08:56,538 --> 00:08:58,873 Most of this bunker shit is nasty. 165 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,250 I want to be sure we haven't cleaned out 166 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,335 all of Josh's snacks yet. 167 00:09:02,335 --> 00:09:03,586 Ha. 168 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,798 Free-range non-GMO turkey jerky. 169 00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:10,260 Handmade in the Napa fuckin' Valley. 170 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:14,764 Nothing but the finest for my boy, Joshy. 171 00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:16,308 Here, put it in your pocket. 172 00:09:16,308 --> 00:09:18,977 No, Scotty, I'm... I'm done doing this. 173 00:09:18,977 --> 00:09:20,895 And I'm done having this argument with you. 174 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:22,480 I...I mean, it's not like we're doing this 175 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,232 for shits and giggles. 176 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:27,152 This is self-preservation. 177 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,486 Bro, you've seen how fast 178 00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:29,863 those assholes been blowing through everything. 179 00:09:32,282 --> 00:09:36,202 Hey, look, hopefully, we get rescued. 180 00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:38,705 Or...or maybe we'll hit another jackpot. 181 00:09:38,705 --> 00:09:42,709 But for now, we have to make our own fucking safety net, 182 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:44,586 just like we've always done. 183 00:09:45,879 --> 00:09:47,088 You feel me? 184 00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:53,011 Hey, what are you writing? 185 00:09:53,011 --> 00:09:55,013 Don't... don't call that stealing. 186 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:56,598 Don't be painting that picture. 187 00:09:56,598 --> 00:09:59,684 Oh, that wasn't what I was... 188 00:09:59,684 --> 00:10:01,686 I wasn't making a moral judgment. 189 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:03,480 Uh, it looks like you were. 190 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,108 Or, uh, maybe you just have that resting judgy face. 191 00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:11,905 Which, frankly, isn't great for this situation. 192 00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:17,952 If it wasn't stealing, how would you categorize it? 193 00:10:19,162 --> 00:10:21,748 Look, y'all are old. 194 00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:23,875 No offense, ma'am. 195 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:27,045 And, uh, by the way, you still got it. 196 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:34,344 What I meant by that is y'all both been around the sun 197 00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:36,971 enough times to know how this shit works. 198 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:40,475 So when I tell you this, I'ma trust you understand. 199 00:10:40,475 --> 00:10:43,061 To get a fair shot in this world... 200 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:46,314 ...some people have to cheat. 201 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:52,195 Picked you up a little something 202 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:53,696 'cause I'm a generous dude. 203 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,824 I found it at the dentist. 204 00:10:55,824 --> 00:10:57,575 I was excited till the dentist part. 205 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,954 Hey, it's too damn dark in here. 206 00:11:00,954 --> 00:11:02,247 Let's see. 207 00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:06,167 Oh, yo, yo, relax. 208 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,919 - My shit is clean, man. - Don't matter. 209 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:10,255 There have been times where I thought shit was spotless, 210 00:11:10,255 --> 00:11:12,090 and he still went ape shit. 211 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:13,216 My bad. 212 00:11:15,135 --> 00:11:16,511 Oh, go to the page I marked. 213 00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:20,348 Nice, Flo from Progressive. 214 00:11:20,348 --> 00:11:22,267 Look, man, I don't get your thing for her, 215 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:23,935 but a man's taste is a man's taste. 216 00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:27,063 Come on, man. She's funny and she's hot. 217 00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:28,690 You know, I feel like 218 00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:30,817 if we ever dated, I could do dumb stuff, 219 00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:32,277 and she wouldn't take it too serious. 220 00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,324 Hey. Thanks, man. 221 00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:39,617 Yeah, yeah, no problem, but aye, 222 00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:41,536 this is actually a business meeting. 223 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:43,955 I just started it with the gift like they do in Japan. 224 00:11:45,457 --> 00:11:46,958 Check this out. 225 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,668 - You know that little girl, 226 00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:49,794 Deena, that lives in my building? 227 00:11:49,794 --> 00:11:51,463 - Yeah. - I bought up a bunch 228 00:11:51,463 --> 00:11:53,465 of her Girl Scout cookies, took 'em down 229 00:11:53,465 --> 00:11:56,092 to that bougie-ass law firm my mom's been working at, 230 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:58,845 and upsold the hell out of that shit. 231 00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:00,972 I made, like, a smooth hundred in two hours. 232 00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:02,557 - Nice. - Yeah. 233 00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:03,641 So what are you gonna spend it on? 234 00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:05,268 What am I... no, no, no, no, no. 235 00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:08,771 I am not spending it. We are reinvesting it. 236 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,815 - Oh. - Look, here me out on this. 237 00:12:11,816 --> 00:12:14,068 So there's these designer collab T-shirts 238 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,946 that people are going absolutely ape shit for, right? 239 00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,698 And...and once they get discontinued, 240 00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:21,201 we could sell 'em for, like, three times as much online. 241 00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:25,914 So I say we buy up a ton, sit on that shit, 242 00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:29,334 and then we make a huge payday when we cash out! 243 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:32,045 Maybe even get your Dwayne Johnson-sized ass 244 00:12:32,045 --> 00:12:35,089 a double bed or fucking twin XL, something, something. 245 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:37,842 Get something nice in our lives for once, you know? 246 00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:41,012 But the only thing is, the closest store 247 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:42,972 that's selling the shirts is in Tallahassee. 248 00:12:42,972 --> 00:12:44,390 My parents are going 249 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:47,810 out of town for a church trip next Saturday. 250 00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:51,564 We could, maybe... 251 00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:53,483 ...take my dad's car. 252 00:12:53,483 --> 00:12:54,817 Yo! 253 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,110 But we have to get it back in time, 254 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,862 and it has to be in perfect shape, okay? 255 00:12:57,862 --> 00:12:59,030 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's... 256 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,657 that's what I'm talking about. 257 00:13:00,657 --> 00:13:02,909 - Hoo! - Scotty, I'm serious. 258 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:05,620 No, me too. Deadly serious. 259 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:09,624 - Oh, my God. - What, what, what, what! 260 00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:27,350 There's dangerous shit lurking out there. 261 00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:31,938 I've had my head so far up the ass of this stupid book, 262 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:34,399 I've taken my eye off the ball. 263 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,609 So I'm gonna go do a safety sweep 264 00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:38,236 and check for any widow-makers. 265 00:13:39,195 --> 00:13:41,322 Uh, widow-makers? 266 00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,907 Yeah. That's what loggers call 267 00:13:42,907 --> 00:13:44,784 a dead tree, 'cause when they fall 268 00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:46,995 they do some serious damage, obviously. 269 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,122 Later. 270 00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:52,125 I'm gonna head too. 271 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,126 Where you going? 272 00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:58,840 Jesus. Look at your face. 273 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,093 I'm just gonna get water, okay? I'm not off to war. 274 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,141 I think I'm gonna... I'm gonna go with. 275 00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:10,685 You know, live and die by the buddy system and everything, 276 00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:13,313 so I'm... I'm just gonna... 277 00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:15,273 Bye. 278 00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:18,818 Okay, so Dot's out of here, 279 00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,695 the honeymooners are peacing out. 280 00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:22,697 We should have a sign out sheet. 281 00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:23,823 - Mm. - Write down 282 00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:25,617 when you're leaving and why, 283 00:14:25,617 --> 00:14:27,827 but you don't have to be super specific. 284 00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:30,163 Like if you're going to take a dump. 285 00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:31,789 When my grandma goes to the bathroom, she says, 286 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:33,541 "I'm visiting the smallest room!" 287 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:35,001 Sure. Weird, but sure. 288 00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:36,502 Mm-hmm. 289 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,421 I don't know, am I being a buzzkill? 290 00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:42,175 Like, am I ruining my street cred with all this mom energy? 291 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,179 Ugh. I just feel like people are 292 00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:48,014 - walking out all the... - We should get more. 293 00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:50,350 Oh, my God. 294 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,852 Yeah, let's head back out there. 295 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:54,354 Oh, ladies? 296 00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:56,105 - Where are you going? - Back to the grove. 297 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:58,024 We got to get more bamboo to patch up the platform. 298 00:14:58,024 --> 00:15:00,777 - Trying to stay industrious. - What's that old saying? 299 00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,737 Idle hands... 300 00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,489 Devil's work. 301 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:10,161 Okay. L and R. 302 00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:13,790 Should it be a grid system or free form? 303 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:16,376 Oh, my God, what the fuck is wrong with me? 304 00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,878 Why am I acting like a fucking hall monitor? 305 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:21,297 It's nice. You just care is all. 306 00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:23,216 I know. It's disgusting. 307 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,552 - I think the whole... 308 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:30,848 death-by-tree scare really got under my skin. 309 00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:32,975 I feel like the gods are mad at us. 310 00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:37,980 Maybe we should do something to appease them, 311 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,440 like sacrifice a virgin. 312 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:43,319 I'm obviously not a candidate. 313 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,364 So you're saying I would be? 314 00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,825 No. No, I was being funny. 315 00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:50,451 Whatever. 316 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:52,453 Martha, I didn't mean... 317 00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:24,652 Wow. This is bold. 318 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:28,740 Stealing shit in broad daylight. 319 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,575 You know, I hate to break it to you, babe, 320 00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:32,201 but you're not a ninja, okay? 321 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:36,080 You're like 6'10" and you have gorgeous, eye-catching hair. 322 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,332 I wasn't stealing. This stuff is communal. 323 00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:39,834 Is your name on that bottle? 324 00:16:40,752 --> 00:16:43,421 Oh. 325 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,673 Honestly, what an intriguing little twist. 326 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:48,384 You know, I had you down as more of a White Claw 327 00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:52,096 and Natty Lite with the crew type of guy, but pills? 328 00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:54,056 It's very edgy. You know, very... 329 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,392 Fuck off, Taylor! They're not, like, fun pills. 330 00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:58,269 They're for, like... 331 00:16:58,269 --> 00:16:59,771 Oh, go on. 332 00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:04,776 Huh. A little honesty and, uh, 333 00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,903 I might be less inclined to make this a thing. 334 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,447 It's for my dick, all right? 335 00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:10,990 My dick's been burning like fire for days, 336 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:14,452 and I sort of thought antibiotics might help. 337 00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:17,747 I sort of got wasted at a party a while back 338 00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,957 and got up to some shit with this girl, and, uh... 339 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,837 Round of applause, you sloppy, sloppy boy. 340 00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,131 Or should I say le clap? 341 00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,466 Hey, isn't slut-shaming one 342 00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,051 of the billion things you marched against? 343 00:17:30,051 --> 00:17:31,844 'Cause that's exactly what you did to me just there. 344 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,221 Uh, no. I'm shaming you for being 345 00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:35,264 a dumbass who didn't bag it. 346 00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:39,352 I really fucking hate you, you know? 347 00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:42,814 Like, I thought I could tough it out. 348 00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:46,192 Three days on some bullshit retreat and we'd be done. 349 00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:47,610 But now we're here, 350 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:51,906 and I got to look at your smug fucking face every day. 351 00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:54,492 And that attitude you're always walking around with, 352 00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:56,744 like you're so fucking superior, 353 00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,663 like you've always got the moral... 354 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,331 fuck, what's the word? 355 00:18:00,331 --> 00:18:02,291 The ledge, the fuckin'... the upper ledge. 356 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,376 The moral high ground. 357 00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:05,586 Yes. Yeah. 358 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:06,921 Course you got it on the tip of your tongue, 359 00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:08,422 'cause you think you live there 24/7, 360 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:09,841 but you don't, man. 361 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,053 That shit you pulled back home, 362 00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:16,556 that wasn't moral high ground shit, dog, not even close. 363 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,861 Kirin. 364 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:55,720 Hey! 365 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,015 Ugh, jeez. Hey, hey, hey. 366 00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:00,933 Hey, dude. What are you up to? 367 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,644 - Me time. - All right, well, 368 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,813 you think you could circle back to camp, take a break? 369 00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,106 A bunch of us were gonna talk strategy 370 00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:08,649 in case that thing does comes back. 371 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,818 Submission is the only strategy. 372 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,778 We just take our place in the natural order of things 373 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:13,946 and let it have its way with us. 374 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,865 Henry, Henry, stop. 375 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:17,325 You can't keep acting like this, man. 376 00:19:17,325 --> 00:19:19,702 Okay, it's one thing to mope because Mom and Dad 377 00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:21,162 took over the living room to drink wine 378 00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:22,371 and get horny watching The Notebook. 379 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,206 Yeah, "Mom." 380 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,835 Jesus Christ, I can... I can call her that. 381 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,254 Whoa, whoa, hey. Hear me out. 382 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:33,049 Your whole hardcore morbid vibe, 383 00:19:33,049 --> 00:19:35,509 when we're in the real world, it's whatever, okay? 384 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,595 It's harmless. 385 00:19:37,595 --> 00:19:39,639 Well, it did get you sent on this shit show, but... 386 00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,724 Yeah, do you get a chub every time you remind me of that? 387 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,976 Would you just fucking listen? 388 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,981 It...it's different here, in this place. 389 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,026 We're all scared. We're all low. 390 00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:53,819 We can't have your death lord schtick 391 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,237 just dragging us even lower. 392 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,826 You know what I wonder about a lot? 393 00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:05,915 Does she actually like that you call her Mom? 394 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,293 Or does she just allow it out of pity? 395 00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,134 'Cause your own mom didn't want to be one... 396 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,888 ...or at least not one to you. 397 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,938 Fucking bitch-ass pussy. 398 00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:07,309 Are you out of your mind? 399 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,894 Are you trying to fucking kill me? 400 00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:11,564 No, Henry, the opposite. 401 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,609 I just want... I just wanted you to see. 402 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:16,902 To see what? A psychotic at work? 403 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,696 See how badly you want to fucking live. 404 00:21:20,489 --> 00:21:24,660 Which...which is very badly, by the looks of it. 405 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,080 You left welts. 406 00:21:32,168 --> 00:21:34,503 I'm...I'm sorry. 407 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,090 I'm so fucking sorry. 408 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:44,388 This energy, this clawing for survival energy. 409 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,515 This is what I fucking need from you right now. 410 00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,225 Okay, this is life and fucking death. 411 00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:52,521 It's not a schtick, you know? 412 00:21:54,148 --> 00:21:55,649 I...I know, I know. 413 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:57,860 I know. 414 00:22:00,196 --> 00:22:02,364 I know. 415 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:05,659 You just... you just got to be careful, 416 00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:09,371 you know, man, like, with the darkness levels. 417 00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:13,751 Not everyone can handle it. 418 00:22:18,047 --> 00:22:21,675 I'm sorry too, for what I said. 419 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,260 And for the welts. 420 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:26,430 It's okay. 421 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:28,140 We're...we're family. 422 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,643 Agh! 423 00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:33,813 This forced submersion, just how violent was it? 424 00:22:33,813 --> 00:22:35,815 Like I said, I didn't see it. 425 00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:38,109 I only heard about it, 426 00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:41,195 you know, after some other shit went down. 427 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:44,490 Was there another event involving either of them 428 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:46,242 that brought this account to light? 429 00:22:46,242 --> 00:22:48,035 Why don't ask him about it? 430 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,329 Ask who? 431 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,331 Henry? 432 00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:53,541 Or Seth? 433 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,168 It's not really for me to say. 434 00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:58,504 All things considered, 435 00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:00,548 they should've been the closest two on the island. 436 00:23:00,548 --> 00:23:01,966 Mm. 437 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:04,135 Goes to show, I guess. 438 00:23:04,135 --> 00:23:06,971 Share a roof, share some parents, 439 00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:08,681 that's not what makes someone tight. 440 00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:10,391 Well, what does, would you say? 441 00:23:15,688 --> 00:23:18,858 Not yet. Not yet, not yet. 442 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:24,780 - Caffeinating. - All right, 443 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,198 well, drink it now, 'cause I don't think it's gonna 444 00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:28,784 fit in the cup holder and I don't want you spilling. 445 00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:36,750 - What else you got? - Oh, man, 446 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,335 look, I set us up, okay? 447 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:39,879 Snacks on snacks on snacks. 448 00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:41,755 Scotty, I said nothing that crumbs. 449 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,299 Yo, relax. 450 00:23:49,722 --> 00:23:50,723 Go time? 451 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:36,977 How much time we got? 452 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,063 Two minutes maybe. 453 00:24:39,063 --> 00:24:40,356 They just got off the interstate. 454 00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:41,732 All right, all the time in the world, baby. 455 00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:42,816 Scotty, wait. 456 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:45,444 He'll find 'em inside. Come on, around back. 457 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,830 - Hey, you sure about this? - Yeah. 458 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,457 Nobody else comes in here really. 459 00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:00,334 It's just me for the lawn stuff. 460 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:08,801 Home free, man! 461 00:25:08,801 --> 00:25:11,262 You know, one day when we're titans of industry, 462 00:25:11,262 --> 00:25:13,347 we're gonna be telling this story at some, like, 463 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,682 Forbes conference or something, you know, 464 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:18,435 like, the tale of our... our humble beginnings. 465 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:22,564 No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 466 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,566 No, no. No, no, no, no, no. 467 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:25,526 - I mean... - Fuck! 468 00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:26,819 It's...it's not that bad. 469 00:25:26,819 --> 00:25:28,529 You know, may... maybe they won't even notice. 470 00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:31,365 Are you kidding, man? I'm fucked, dude! 471 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:32,783 - Fuck. - Okay, uh, 472 00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:34,201 Bo, Bo, calm down, okay? 473 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:35,995 Uh, this shit's on me. I...I can fix this. 474 00:25:35,995 --> 00:25:38,289 No, no, dude, I should've double-checked everything. 475 00:25:38,289 --> 00:25:39,957 Just... Scotty, just go home, man. 476 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:41,333 Nah, listen to me. 477 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,919 Um...oh, my aunt, she taught me this trick. 478 00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:45,087 Uh, do you have a blow dryer? 479 00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:46,130 Yeah. 480 00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:51,844 Shit. 481 00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:52,886 Here. 482 00:25:55,973 --> 00:25:57,558 Okay, okay, here we go. Now watch. 483 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,192 Scotty, it's not working, man. 484 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,694 It's gonna work, all right? 485 00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:09,903 It's all about the heat. 486 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,155 Hey, dude, I think they're pulling up. 487 00:26:11,155 --> 00:26:13,240 Uh, go...go get me a towel. 488 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,633 It worked. 489 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,010 It worked. 490 00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:34,511 We did it. We really did that shit. 491 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:35,929 We found our power alley, 492 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,139 our fucking thrive zone. 493 00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:38,474 I had no idea that constant manual labor 494 00:26:38,474 --> 00:26:39,975 could be so, like, cleansing. 495 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,602 You know those signs that they have in factories that say 496 00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:43,854 "X number of days have passed without physical injury"? 497 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:45,272 - No. - Well, if I had one 498 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,732 that counted the number of hours since my last 499 00:26:46,732 --> 00:26:48,650 neurotic thought, I would be at, like, a hundred. 500 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,111 This kind of makes me want to be a carpenter. 501 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,447 - Like, fuck a diving career. - Fuck it. 502 00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:56,283 Just set me up with a level and a hammer. 503 00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:57,826 I'd be building real shit. 504 00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,203 You know, in a constant flow state, 505 00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:02,164 too busy, too tired to get in my head about life. 506 00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:03,248 - Like Jesus. - Yeah, 507 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:04,333 but without the lame messiah stuff, 508 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,210 you know, just... just carpentry. 509 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,503 You'd be such a hot carpenter. 510 00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:08,962 - Thank you. - What should we do 511 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,172 with all these leftover pieces? 512 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:12,508 Uh, that's a good question. 513 00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:17,012 Rachel. 514 00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:20,766 No. No. 515 00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:22,476 - Rachel. - I don't know...no. 516 00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:24,019 Rachel, in ten minutes, we will be done 517 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:25,479 with all of this and we'll have nothing left to do. 518 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:27,606 Do you really want to stare down the barrel of that gun? 519 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,782 Are you imagining someone's face 520 00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:38,283 when you're doing that? 521 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:39,785 Because I feel like it might be my face, 522 00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:42,621 because I was a real jackass back there. 523 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,624 No. 524 00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:47,126 Not you. 525 00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:52,840 Yes, bitch, snipe that shit. 526 00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:56,051 I actually don't need company right now. 527 00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:57,886 I know. 528 00:27:57,886 --> 00:27:59,763 Like, maybe it's best you go. 529 00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:04,351 Okay. 530 00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:11,984 Martha, if you're holding on to something 531 00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:14,278 and you're sick of being alone with it... 532 00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:17,865 ...I'm around. 533 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:21,076 Like, if it's about sex maybe. 534 00:28:35,132 --> 00:28:40,137 Literally everything about it terrifies me. 535 00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:46,560 Yeah, I guess I...I guess I've been kind of lucky. 536 00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:52,024 I've only really experienced the lighter side of it. 537 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,736 For the most part. 538 00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:01,992 But I know that there's a dark side out there. 539 00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:07,498 And if it came for you, I'm really fucking sorry. 540 00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:18,383 I'm gonna throw something out there, 541 00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:20,093 and feel free to tell me to fuck off. 542 00:29:22,054 --> 00:29:24,723 But there might be something that you could try 543 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,517 that would help bring this thing 544 00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:29,436 that's making you sad into the light. 545 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,397 What? 546 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:45,911 I'll give you a super user-friendly tutorial. 547 00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:47,871 Hell, I'll try it with you. 548 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:53,585 Not with you-with you, 549 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:55,796 but still together, you know? 550 00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:59,508 This is fuckin' stupid. 551 00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:02,261 I don't know why we're hiding out like a bunch of bitches 552 00:30:02,261 --> 00:30:04,513 on this stupid ledge. 553 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,893 I thought you said moving the food would be enough. 554 00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:12,980 I'm amending my former statement. 555 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,357 If we really want to protect ourselves, it's safer to assume 556 00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:18,235 that the beach camp will be the target tonight. 557 00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:20,571 Predators don't forget their marks that quickly. 558 00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:23,240 Are we really taking him seriously? 559 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,784 You know this is just his Johnny Raincloud bullshit 560 00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,495 jumping out, exaggerating how fucked we are. 561 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:31,290 I don't know, man. Henry seems to know his shit. 562 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:34,418 Hey, how many badges did you earn back in the Scouts? 563 00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:36,253 96 merit badges... 564 00:30:37,296 --> 00:30:40,090 ...including wildlife patterns and defense. 565 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:42,801 I have expertise...Karen. 566 00:30:44,428 --> 00:30:45,762 I believe that's what's jumping out. 567 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:47,598 Whoa! Oh, shit. 568 00:30:49,141 --> 00:30:51,852 Yeah, so head on back to camp if you want, Kirin. 569 00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:55,981 We're not gonna argue with 96 badges. 570 00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:57,399 We'll be here. 571 00:30:59,985 --> 00:31:02,404 Help me up. 572 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:05,699 Whew. 573 00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:12,956 This is probably my trick-ass 574 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:16,460 brain getting all, like, creative on me, 575 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:19,212 but I feel like I still smell food. 576 00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,507 I bet it's me. 577 00:31:22,507 --> 00:31:25,260 My pores really express what I've eaten 578 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:28,430 and lately it's been all that Spam. 579 00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:29,931 Well, I don't hate it, Joshua. 580 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,059 You doing all right, Bo? 581 00:31:33,018 --> 00:31:34,895 Yeah. 582 00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:35,896 You want to take my spot? 583 00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:36,813 There's a little bit more space... 584 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,523 No, no, no, it's...it's okay. 585 00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:41,318 I'm...I'm used to being scrunched up. 586 00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:42,944 - Whoa! - Whoa, whoa! 587 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,780 We got you. You're good. 588 00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:48,283 And you're definitely taking my spot, there's a ton more... 589 00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:49,451 No, no. 590 00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:53,413 Maybe later. 591 00:31:54,623 --> 00:31:55,749 I got to go pee now. 592 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:57,084 Can't you just pee off the side? 593 00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:59,544 It's gonna be a real pain getting up and down. 594 00:31:59,544 --> 00:32:01,088 Yeah, that would be wise. 595 00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:03,423 Human piss is actually a natural animal repellent. 596 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:04,299 Hm. 597 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,260 Okay. 598 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:08,553 You sure he's all right? 599 00:32:08,553 --> 00:32:11,473 Yeah, yeah. He's just a neat freak. 600 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:14,351 You know, he... he needs his privacy. 601 00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:17,604 But, um, just in case, I'll go check on him. 602 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:20,065 Bo, stop! Where are you going, bro? 603 00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:22,150 I can't do this, man. Look, I'm putting it back. 604 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:26,029 Don't...yo, yo. Yo, put the brakes on, bro. 605 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:28,156 We...we can't just bury it somewhere or something? 606 00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:30,075 Scotty, it is not, like, 607 00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:33,495 me and you versus everybody anymore, okay? 608 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:34,871 We are with them. 609 00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:37,457 You really think they're not gonna make a fucking U-turn 610 00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:39,209 and...and drop you when you need it most? 611 00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:41,336 You know better than that, man. 612 00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:42,754 They are not gonna do that, okay? 613 00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:47,467 See, that right there? That kind of mentality 614 00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:50,345 is how you end up really fucking disappointed in people. 615 00:32:53,098 --> 00:32:55,434 Yeah, so kind of like how I am now. 616 00:32:57,978 --> 00:33:01,106 You want to talk about how that made you feel? 617 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,368 How long had you two been friends? 618 00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:19,750 Nine years maybe. 619 00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:23,670 Yeah, yeah, nine. 620 00:33:31,762 --> 00:33:33,180 It's like, um... 621 00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:37,809 It's, like, a combination of dumb shit and real shit 622 00:33:37,809 --> 00:33:39,603 makes you boys with someone. 623 00:33:41,188 --> 00:33:45,025 You know, Marvel vs Capcom at GameTime. 624 00:33:46,026 --> 00:33:49,613 Or double cheese fries at Jerry's. 625 00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:53,950 Or fucking losing it 626 00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:57,245 when our physics teacher says "gaseous particles." 627 00:33:57,245 --> 00:34:00,457 That kind of dumb shit. 628 00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:04,169 And what was the real? 629 00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:07,255 The real shit? 630 00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:11,384 Like the actual, factual shit holding us together? 631 00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:13,303 Mm-hmm. 632 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:15,680 It was what we knew about people. 633 00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:17,933 Namely? 634 00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:21,603 That they're out to fuck you over. 635 00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:30,612 And if either of us was 636 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:32,739 about to start softening up on that outlook, 637 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:36,368 I'm surprised it was Bo who did it first. 638 00:34:37,369 --> 00:34:38,537 Why was that? 639 00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:42,666 'Cause he got it taught real early 640 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:45,544 from the ones you're not supposed to learn it from. 641 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,589 Ha-ha! The T-shirts all sold. 642 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:52,050 We did it. We moved all the merch. 643 00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:54,761 Last one just sold for a premium, baby. 644 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:55,971 - Nice. - All right, 645 00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:58,390 after shipping, that's, like, 646 00:34:58,390 --> 00:34:59,933 $275 apiece. 647 00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,434 - Apiece? - Apiece! 648 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,647 Let's get this shit packed up, okay? 649 00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:06,940 Hey, we clear? 650 00:35:12,195 --> 00:35:13,196 Yeah. 651 00:35:23,081 --> 00:35:24,791 - Ah, fuck! - No! 652 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,626 Shit! 653 00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:31,798 Ahh! Goddamn it! 654 00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:33,842 Fuck! 655 00:35:33,842 --> 00:35:35,093 Agh! 656 00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:38,930 The good mower's fucked! 657 00:35:40,015 --> 00:35:41,308 We put the boxes over the drain! 658 00:35:41,308 --> 00:35:43,101 We must've stopped it up. 659 00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:44,603 Bo! 660 00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:46,688 The hell are you doing? 661 00:36:15,383 --> 00:36:18,011 You know, you should really be wearing long sleeves. 662 00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:20,555 Open skin is just an invite for malaria, dengue fever... 663 00:36:20,555 --> 00:36:21,890 Shelby, can you try to chill? 664 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:23,808 Pants too, a high sock and a long pant anytime you're... 665 00:36:23,808 --> 00:36:26,019 Shelby, stop, you've been like this all day. 666 00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:27,062 What the hell is wrong with you? 667 00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:28,146 What? I'm just suggesting 668 00:36:28,146 --> 00:36:29,731 a few safety measures is all. 669 00:36:33,276 --> 00:36:35,111 The tree. 670 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:37,822 You're thinking about the tree. 671 00:36:37,822 --> 00:36:40,659 It keeps... it keeps falling. 672 00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:42,619 In my head, it keeps... it keeps 673 00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:43,954 almost taking you away from me and... 674 00:36:43,954 --> 00:36:45,246 Hey, hey. 675 00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:49,000 I'm not going anywhere. 676 00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:03,390 But yeah, I... I get it. 677 00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:07,310 You know, like, the white-hot fear of losing me, I get that. 678 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:08,603 I'm pretty fucking great. 679 00:37:08,603 --> 00:37:10,689 - Shut up. - I mean, 680 00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:14,025 how can you ask me to cover all this flyness? 681 00:37:14,025 --> 00:37:15,443 Are you really trying to put me in pants, 682 00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:16,820 sleeves, and a high sock? 683 00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:20,740 Mm, no, I changed... I changed my mind about that. 684 00:37:21,866 --> 00:37:23,243 "April Come She Will"] 685 00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:55,835 This, uh... 686 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,463 ...sucks. 687 00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:03,009 Was...was, um... 688 00:39:03,009 --> 00:39:05,136 was that an Italian accent? 689 00:39:05,136 --> 00:39:07,555 Were...were you doing, like, Luigi? 690 00:39:07,555 --> 00:39:09,808 Like, um, like, "This-a sucks-a"? 691 00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:15,146 No. I was just pausing. 692 00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:17,273 Like, "Uh." 693 00:39:18,316 --> 00:39:20,401 Uh. 694 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,070 Hm, that's-a... 695 00:39:22,070 --> 00:39:23,613 that's-a too-a bad-a. 696 00:39:23,613 --> 00:39:25,615 Because-a for-a once I thought 697 00:39:25,615 --> 00:39:28,701 you were doing something adorable-a. 698 00:39:30,578 --> 00:39:33,164 Well... 699 00:39:33,164 --> 00:39:35,083 ...this-a does-a suck. 700 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:37,293 This-a suck-a big-a time! 701 00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:40,046 Okay. It's-a my turn! 702 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:43,591 This-a hard-a-ass-a stone is-a killing-a my-a butt! 703 00:39:45,176 --> 00:39:47,679 We-a were-a better on the beach-a. 704 00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:49,305 What was that? 705 00:39:49,305 --> 00:39:50,348 Was that Jamaican? 706 00:39:50,348 --> 00:39:53,476 Italiano via English via Español. 707 00:39:53,476 --> 00:39:56,187 Unlike you, Chicago, I happen to be a citizen of the world. 708 00:39:56,187 --> 00:39:57,814 - Ah-ha. - I heard your mom's ass 709 00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:59,107 is a citizen of the world. 710 00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:01,151 - Oh! - Ooh! 711 00:40:01,151 --> 00:40:02,402 - Wow. - Meaning that your mother's 712 00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:04,696 ass is very well-traveled, 713 00:40:04,696 --> 00:40:05,613 by other people. 714 00:40:05,613 --> 00:40:07,448 She's, like, promiscuous. 715 00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:09,075 Oh, no, dude, the joke landed. 716 00:40:09,075 --> 00:40:10,869 You don't need to over-explain it. 717 00:40:10,869 --> 00:40:12,620 Raf, are you really gonna let 718 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:15,290 this little buttmunch talk about your mom like that? 719 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:18,543 And we've reached the homophobic part of the evening. 720 00:40:18,543 --> 00:40:20,128 Congratulations, everybody. 721 00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:21,462 The hell do you mean "homophobic"? 722 00:40:22,714 --> 00:40:24,257 "Buttmunch?" 723 00:40:24,257 --> 00:40:27,177 Buttmunch isn't homophobic. 724 00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:31,097 - Anyone can munch a butt. - It's rooted in homophobia. 725 00:40:31,097 --> 00:40:32,348 And as the only gay man here, 726 00:40:32,348 --> 00:40:34,184 perhaps you should defer to my take on this. 727 00:40:34,184 --> 00:40:37,187 How do you know you're the only gay man here? 728 00:40:37,187 --> 00:40:39,230 I could be closeted. 729 00:40:39,230 --> 00:40:41,608 Your assumptions about my sexuality are... 730 00:40:42,775 --> 00:40:44,527 ...very offensive, Ivan. 731 00:40:45,862 --> 00:40:47,572 Mm. 732 00:40:47,572 --> 00:40:50,825 Hmm. Yeah, I'm sorry, you're right. 733 00:40:50,825 --> 00:40:53,203 No, yeah, you totally could've gotten the clap from a guy, 734 00:40:53,203 --> 00:40:55,997 or someone residing elsewhere on the gender spectrum. 735 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:00,793 Oh. 736 00:41:00,793 --> 00:41:03,963 Oh, I'll bring the group up to speed. 737 00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:07,675 Kirin here has gonorrhea. 738 00:41:07,675 --> 00:41:10,845 I caught him stealing some of Josh's meds for it. 739 00:41:10,845 --> 00:41:13,431 Shit, Kirin. I mean, I feel for you, dude, 740 00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:16,476 but you probably should've asked first. 741 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:19,229 Yeah, man, I... I could've helped. 742 00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:20,855 I actually love talking dosages. 743 00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:23,691 It's embarrassing, all right? 744 00:41:25,276 --> 00:41:27,445 And you... you and your fucking 745 00:41:27,445 --> 00:41:29,322 "lips are sealed" bullshit. 746 00:41:29,322 --> 00:41:30,448 You know, for a second, I actually 747 00:41:30,448 --> 00:41:31,699 thought you were gonna be cool. 748 00:41:31,699 --> 00:41:33,660 That was before you disrespected who I am. 749 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:35,662 - My bad. - Fuck you! 750 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:53,221 I actually am a buttmunch. 751 00:41:53,221 --> 00:41:54,931 Like...like, literally. 752 00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:57,267 - What? - No, it...it's true. 753 00:41:57,267 --> 00:42:02,105 Um, Maggie, um, on teen tour last summer, 754 00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:04,440 um, I...I munched her butt. 755 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,442 She asked me to do it. 756 00:42:06,442 --> 00:42:09,988 So, I dove right in, nose first. 757 00:42:09,988 --> 00:42:12,073 You know, I...I would be lying 758 00:42:12,073 --> 00:42:14,742 if I said that I wouldn't do it again. 759 00:42:14,742 --> 00:42:15,910 Because I would. 760 00:42:15,910 --> 00:42:17,912 I would venture forth and... 761 00:42:17,912 --> 00:42:22,625 and dive my nose into her butt region... 762 00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:25,753 very deep and exploratively-like. 763 00:42:25,753 --> 00:42:27,630 I'm gonna pee my pants. 764 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:29,007 Do it. Drain it right here, 765 00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:30,967 tried-and-true beast deterrent. 766 00:42:47,817 --> 00:42:51,571 Bo missed out. This is a rush. 767 00:42:58,661 --> 00:43:00,413 Scotty, I know you're back there. 768 00:43:01,831 --> 00:43:04,250 Can you please just walk with me? 769 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:07,128 - No. - Come on, man. 770 00:43:07,128 --> 00:43:09,339 Having you behind me keeps freaking me out. 771 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,507 Can't do it. We're in a fight right now. 772 00:43:13,009 --> 00:43:15,219 All right. Well, you'll forgive me 773 00:43:15,219 --> 00:43:17,138 for putting the food back. 774 00:43:17,138 --> 00:43:18,639 I really think you will. 775 00:43:21,434 --> 00:43:23,811 Okay, that wasn't me. Wait there. 776 00:43:26,314 --> 00:43:29,233 Um, the cliff where the rest of the guys are is just up ahead. 777 00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:30,735 So we should run like last time. 778 00:43:30,735 --> 00:43:32,987 I don't know. 779 00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,155 False alarm maybe. 780 00:43:38,409 --> 00:43:39,619 - Fuck! Go, go! - Come on! 781 00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:40,870 Run! Go! 782 00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:42,747 Go, it's behind us! 783 00:43:42,747 --> 00:43:43,956 Oh, fuck. 784 00:43:43,956 --> 00:43:45,583 - Fuck! - Fuck, fuck! 785 00:43:48,753 --> 00:43:50,713 It's behind us! 786 00:43:50,713 --> 00:43:51,881 - Scotty, come on! 787 00:43:51,881 --> 00:43:53,341 - Come on, grab it! - Oh, my God! 788 00:43:53,341 --> 00:43:54,509 Go, go, go! 789 00:43:54,509 --> 00:43:55,760 Scotty, you got it, you got it! 790 00:43:57,053 --> 00:43:59,138 Up, up, up. I got you, I got you. 791 00:43:59,138 --> 00:44:02,392 - Come on. - Go, go, go, go! 792 00:44:02,392 --> 00:44:04,143 Come on! 793 00:44:04,143 --> 00:44:05,436 Hurry! It's coming! 794 00:44:05,436 --> 00:44:07,230 - Go! 795 00:44:07,230 --> 00:44:10,233 - Bo! - Bo, come on! 796 00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:15,988 It's working! 797 00:44:15,988 --> 00:44:17,198 Get out of here! 798 00:44:18,908 --> 00:44:21,244 I got you, I got you, come on! 799 00:44:21,244 --> 00:44:23,371 Bo, Bo, Bo, come on! 800 00:44:23,371 --> 00:44:25,665 Up, up, up! I got you, I got you! 801 00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:27,083 - Come on! - Come on! 802 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:28,876 - Come on, Bo! - Come on, come on, come on! 803 00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:45,935 Attention, everyone. 804 00:44:45,935 --> 00:44:48,980 Sit down, please. Please, sit. 805 00:44:50,523 --> 00:44:54,026 Settle in, order a drink, 806 00:44:54,026 --> 00:44:58,531 'cause, baby, we're here to entertain you. 807 00:45:00,825 --> 00:45:02,076 - What are you doing? - Um... 808 00:45:02,076 --> 00:45:03,536 - What was that? - Yeah, no, I don't know. 809 00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:05,621 I just went into this lounge singer thing and I don't... 810 00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:07,165 - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't know why. 811 00:45:10,668 --> 00:45:13,254 What fresh hell? 812 00:45:13,254 --> 00:45:16,883 Uh, no lip from the cheap seats, okay? 813 00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:19,969 No matter how shitty this is, we practiced it for two hours. 814 00:45:19,969 --> 00:45:22,013 It was more like three. Rachel got really intense. 815 00:45:22,013 --> 00:45:23,306 Let's just do this. 816 00:45:24,056 --> 00:45:26,893 Two, a one, two, three. 817 00:45:41,032 --> 00:45:42,992 Is it just me or are they not bad? 818 00:45:43,910 --> 00:45:46,078 She's flat, but fuck me. 819 00:46:45,638 --> 00:46:49,767 This is, like, the most perfect moment of my life. 820 00:47:20,590 --> 00:47:22,341 You know how sometimes you can 821 00:47:22,341 --> 00:47:24,176 want something so bad, 822 00:47:24,176 --> 00:47:27,888 like you can be praying for it real hard... 823 00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:34,353 ...and then it finally comes. 824 00:47:42,069 --> 00:47:45,740 But it's like, it's not right. 825 00:47:50,828 --> 00:47:54,874 Like, it came at the wrong time or in the wrong way. 826 00:48:06,177 --> 00:48:08,929 And you're left thinking, 827 00:48:08,929 --> 00:48:10,640 shit... 828 00:48:12,308 --> 00:48:14,810 God's kind of a motherfucker, you know? 829 00:48:16,228 --> 00:48:19,273 I mean, just like this, right? 830 00:48:19,273 --> 00:48:21,984 I used to pray all the time, 831 00:48:21,984 --> 00:48:24,945 every night before bed, every Sunday in church, 832 00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:27,573 you know, that I'd get a Jaguar one day. 833 00:48:27,573 --> 00:48:30,368 It's like, goddamn, Lord, 834 00:48:30,368 --> 00:48:32,244 this is not what I meant. 835 00:48:36,999 --> 00:48:38,709 We got to give it up for the others, though. 836 00:48:44,215 --> 00:48:46,342 They came through. 837 00:48:46,342 --> 00:48:49,512 Yeah. Yeah, they did. 838 00:48:53,099 --> 00:48:55,184 I'm sorry, Bo. 839 00:48:55,184 --> 00:48:57,353 Probably don't tell you that enough. 840 00:48:57,353 --> 00:49:00,398 Don't be. I'm the one who can't run fast. 841 00:49:01,524 --> 00:49:04,944 Yeah, but it's my fault you even had to. 842 00:49:04,944 --> 00:49:06,654 It's my fault we're even here. 843 00:49:06,654 --> 00:49:09,615 Hey. That shit's on my record too. 844 00:49:11,117 --> 00:49:12,201 I'm proud of it. 845 00:49:13,285 --> 00:49:15,871 Yeah. Yeah, we can be savage, huh? 846 00:49:18,165 --> 00:49:20,042 You know what's really messed up though? 847 00:49:20,042 --> 00:49:21,252 Hmm? 848 00:49:22,670 --> 00:49:27,675 When that thing attacked, we didn't have any food on us. 849 00:49:27,675 --> 00:49:30,386 I...I guess it didn't matter. 850 00:49:30,386 --> 00:49:33,139 Hmm. Guess not. 851 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,372 You ever feel like you were up against something, 852 00:49:58,372 --> 00:50:02,126 like, relentless? 853 00:50:04,003 --> 00:50:09,216 Like, no matter what you did to try and get on a come up, 854 00:50:09,216 --> 00:50:12,595 it was always gonna be there to slap you back down... 855 00:50:13,637 --> 00:50:16,766 ...making sure you knew you could never win. 856 00:50:22,605 --> 00:50:23,814 What's this? 857 00:50:24,815 --> 00:50:27,276 It's my old house. 858 00:50:27,276 --> 00:50:29,320 We lived here till I was, like, seven. 859 00:50:31,113 --> 00:50:34,283 It's nice. I mean, really nice. 860 00:50:34,283 --> 00:50:36,452 Yeah. It's a real-ass house, 861 00:50:36,452 --> 00:50:37,953 that's what it is. 862 00:50:39,163 --> 00:50:41,332 I didn't have to share a room with anybody. 863 00:50:42,792 --> 00:50:44,335 Didn't have to listen to porn 864 00:50:44,335 --> 00:50:46,712 coming through my neighbor's wall every night. 865 00:50:46,712 --> 00:50:50,466 I come to remember what I lost, what I want to be again. 866 00:50:52,301 --> 00:50:54,094 It's for sale. 867 00:50:57,014 --> 00:50:59,225 Damn. 868 00:50:59,225 --> 00:51:01,727 Maybe the bank got these folks too. 869 00:51:07,650 --> 00:51:09,193 Hey, come on. 870 00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:54,655 They took this place from us. 871 00:52:53,589 --> 00:52:55,925 It's just you and me, Bo. 872 00:52:55,925 --> 00:52:58,177 Just you and me. 873 00:53:20,532 --> 00:53:22,242 Ah! 874 00:53:24,119 --> 00:53:26,372 Ahh! 875 00:54:16,755 --> 00:54:18,716 Wakey fuckin' wakey! 876 00:54:22,052 --> 00:54:23,679 Me and Bo have been thinking. 877 00:54:23,679 --> 00:54:26,140 That cat is gonna keep coming until we stop it. 878 00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:28,434 And it ain't no one-man or two-man or... 879 00:54:28,434 --> 00:54:30,477 it's not even a seven-man job. 880 00:54:30,477 --> 00:54:33,564 It's gonna take all of us, together. 881 00:54:37,609 --> 00:54:39,153 So come on! Get up! 882 00:54:39,153 --> 00:54:41,447 What the fuck are y'all waiting for? 883 00:54:44,783 --> 00:54:46,827 We got a jag to kill. 884 00:56:34,935 --> 00:56:37,896 Beep-beep, coming through.