[waves crashing]
[Kirin yawning]
[unidentified rustling]
Anybody hear that?
Hear what?
[Bo] I'm not sure.
[Kirin] Boner, dude.
Don't cry wolf while we're trying to fucking sleep.
- [rustling] - [whimpers]
[Bo] I think I heard it again.
There's always a lot of noises out there,
I'm sure it's nothin'.
If Bo heard something, he heard something.
[loud snarling]
[tense music]
Please tell me we all just imagined that.
Can eight people all imagine the same thing?
Whatever it is, I bet it's decided to steer clear.
Death will come for us.
Be it by carnivore, disease, or fates unknown,
death will come for us.
Henry, not now.
Sorry, but it's true.
The Grim Reaper is sharpening his scythe, just for us.
Henry, not now.
♪ And the wind and the rain ♪
♪ And the winter squalls ♪
♪ We'll be found with barnacles ♪♪
[Seth] Shh!
What in the ever-loving fuck was that?
♪ ♪
[low snarling resumes]
♪ ♪
Scotty...
[snarling]
[animal huffing, growling]
[Scotty] Bo...do not move.
[animal snarls]
Nobody move.
♪ ♪
[animal snarling, growls]
Ahh!
[Scotty] Go, go, go, go! [all whimpering, panting]
[Josh] Go, come on! Come on, go, go, go, go!
[intense music]
So she cornered you into a negotiation?
More or less, yeah. The most unhinged subject
of all of 'em manages to strong arm us.
Did not have that on my bingo card.
[sighs] Gentlemen, wait.
Dan, did you brief him on our little Leah headache?
Just now, yes.
I'm afraid it needs your attention.
Well, can it wait? We have our 9:00.
Mm-mm.
Well, I could talk to the kid on my own.
You know, maybe he'll loosen up
with just a single pair of eyes on him.
Or...I could sub in while you sort her out.
[Faber] No, you can't conduct the postmortems, Gretchen.
That's a huge breach of procedure.
Then let's change the procedure, shall we?
Who can ask about that? Who's the HBIC?
Oh, wait. [clicks tongue]
Besides, you two have logged countless hours with the boys
and we still have a colossal Day Fifteen blind spot
on our hands that could mean the end
of this entire operation.
So excuse me if I'm a little itchy
to do your jobs myself.
The maestra will get him to talk.
In my heyday, I could draw blood from a stone.
[intriguing music]
Good luck.
♪ ♪
[Gretchen] There.
You suck at this.
Excuse me?
[Scotty] Is she a rookie?
I mean, she sucks at this.
You're over here busting out these moldy-ass
interrogation tactics, waiting for me to fill the silence,
trying to invade my personal space to get a reaction.
I mean, look, no offense, but you're not gonna
work me over using moves I've seen a million times
watching Law & Order: Criminal Intent with my grandma.
Listen, man, I, um... I get it.
Get what? A lawyer, for me?
'Cause that's what I'd like right now.
I get where your head's at.
You're young, you're Black,
you have every reason in the world to mistrust authority.
If I was in your chair, I sure as hell wouldn't talk to us.
[laughs]
You know, that's a tired move too,
playing the "I can relate" card.
[Young] It wasn't a card.
I was just saying some true things.
Hoping maybe you'll do the same.
The others been talking?
Mm.
For the most part, yeah.
All right.
Try me.
No guarantees, but, uh,
I'll let you roll the dice.
Well, I wouldn't mind hearing
about this, um, wild animal encounter you all had.
"Encounter"? That's a pretty word for it.
You have a different one?
Three, actually.
Battle...
fuckin'..
royale.
[uneasy music]
♪ ♪
This could've been my skull.
We won't let that happen, J.
And your skull's a lot stronger than the plastic jar.
Not really.
One of my fontanels didn't fully close,
so I'm still a little spongy back there.
♪ Ooh, a monster lives ♪
♪ In our backyard ♪
♪ We'll be found with bite marks on our nards ♪
[Seth] Henry, Jesus, can...
can you not?
Seriously, though, what was that thing?
[Susan] A big cat maybe?
Definitely some kind of predator.
Did she know this thing was out there?
No, of course not, okay?
She wouldn't just put her hand on the scale like that.
If she said it once, she said it a thousand times:
the particulars may vary but the combined threat total
in both environments is absolutely equal.
[mellow music]
[Dot chuckles] I get that these tablecloths
are kind of warm and that we don't want to waste
any of Barb's party shit, but we all look pretty ridiculous.
[Leah] Yeah, I kind of feel like
I'm in a basket of french fries.
[laughter]
Yeah, or like a church basement
on spaghetti dinner night.
Well, I for one love 'em.
I get to make my bed again, which I've really been missin'.
You know, just that sense of accomplishment.
And no, Toni, the housekeeper back home
did not make my bed like you so carelessly assumed.
The pleasure and the privilege was all mine.
- Oh, God, you're a lunatic. - [Fatin] No shit.
The definition of insanity is waking up every morning
to make your bed knowing that you're just gonna
mess it up again at night.
Raise your hand if you have wasted years of your life
on the domestic fucking hamster wheel that is bed-making.
[Shelby] That is a total misrepresentation
of a beautiful ritual.
I love hamsters.
Okay, and where are my liberated queens
who like to let the chaos ride?
[laughter]
Leah?
I mean, I'm not really on either side.
Like, sometimes I make it, sometimes I don't.
Okay, that's actually fucked up.
Truly sociopathic.
Okay, fuck it, I'll help make the bed.
It's, like, you know, a betrayal of everything
that I've ever believed, but...
- that's a relationship, right? - [wood cracking]
- [Leah gasps] - [Rachel] Holy shit!
Toni!
Oh, my God, that could've hit you!
[Toni] Well, yeah.
[Shelby] That could've killed you.
I'm good. I'm fine.
[Shelby] Jesus, Toni. Jesus.
[all panting]
It was just a close call.
[Scotty] Hey, how 'bout this tree right here?
We could slide it up, keep it off the ground.
Are you sure this is far enough?
[Scotty] Yeah. Henry said if we keep
the food supply a mile away, it'll keep us safe.
[Scotty] We walked, like, twice that.
I mean, that kid knows his shit
when he's not being a fucking grumpus.
[laughs]
All right, I'll do the honors.
- [Scotty] All right. - [Bo] Bend at the knees.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What are you doing?
Most of this bunker shit is nasty.
I want to be sure we haven't cleaned out
all of Josh's snacks yet.
Ha.
Free-range non-GMO turkey jerky.
Handmade in the Napa fuckin' Valley.
[laughs]
Nothing but the finest for my boy, Joshy.
Here, put it in your pocket.
No, Scotty, I'm... I'm done doing this.
And I'm done having this argument with you.
I...I mean, it's not like we're doing this
for shits and giggles.
This is self-preservation.
Bro, you've seen how fast
those assholes been blowing through everything.
Hey, look, hopefully, we get rescued.
Or...or maybe we'll hit another jackpot.
But for now, we have to make our own fucking safety net,
just like we've always done.
You feel me?
Hey, what are you writing?
Don't... don't call that stealing.
Don't be painting that picture.
Oh, that wasn't what I was... [scoffs]
I wasn't making a moral judgment.
[Scotty] Uh, it looks like you were.
Or, uh, maybe you just have that resting judgy face.
Which, frankly, isn't great for this situation.
If it wasn't stealing, how would you categorize it?
Look, y'all are old.
No offense, ma'am.
And, uh, by the way, you still got it.
[chuckles softly]
What I meant by that is y'all both been around the sun
enough times to know how this shit works.
So when I tell you this, I'ma trust you understand.
To get a fair shot in this world...
...some people have to cheat.
[dogs barking]
[Scotty] Picked you up a little something
'cause I'm a generous dude.
I found it at the dentist.
I was excited till the dentist part.
[Scotty] Hey, it's too damn dark in here.
Let's see.
[chuckles]
Oh, yo, yo, relax.
- My shit is clean, man. - Don't matter.
There have been times where I thought shit was spotless,
and he still went ape shit.
[Scotty] My bad.
[snaps] Oh, go to the page I marked.
Nice, Flo from Progressive. [chuckles]
Look, man, I don't get your thing for her,
but a man's taste is a man's taste.
Come on, man. She's funny and she's hot.
[sighs] You know, I feel like
if we ever dated, I could do dumb stuff,
and she wouldn't take it too serious.
Hey. Thanks, man.
Yeah, yeah, no problem, but aye,
this is actually a business meeting.
I just started it with the gift like they do in Japan.
Check this out.
- [whistles] - You know that little girl,
Deena, that lives in my building?
- [Bo] Yeah. - I bought up a bunch
of her Girl Scout cookies, took 'em down
to that bougie-ass law firm my mom's been working at,
and upsold the hell out of that shit.
I made, like, a smooth hundred in two hours.
- Nice. - Yeah.
So what are you gonna spend it on?
What am I... no, no, no, no, no.
I am not spending it. We are reinvesting it.
- Oh. - Look, here me out on this.
So there's these designer collab T-shirts
that people are going absolutely ape shit for, right?
And...and once they get discontinued,
we could sell 'em for, like, three times as much online.
So I say we buy up a ton, sit on that shit,
and then we make a huge payday when we cash out!
Maybe even get your Dwayne Johnson-sized ass
a double bed or fucking twin XL, something, something.
Get something nice in our lives for once, you know?
But the only thing is, the closest store
that's selling the shirts is in Tallahassee.
[Bo sighs] My parents are going
out of town for a church trip next Saturday.
We could, maybe...
...take my dad's car.
Yo!
But we have to get it back in time,
and it has to be in perfect shape, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's...
that's what I'm talking about.
- Hoo! - Scotty, I'm serious.
No, me too. Deadly serious.
- Oh, my God. - What, what, what, what!
[footsteps approaching]
[eerie music]
♪ ♪
[Dot] There's dangerous shit lurking out there.
I've had my head so far up the ass of this stupid book,
I've taken my eye off the ball.
So I'm gonna go do a safety sweep
and check for any widow-makers.
Uh, widow-makers?
[Dot] Yeah. That's what loggers call
a dead tree, 'cause when they fall
they do some serious damage, obviously.
Later.
I'm gonna head too.
Where you going?
[Toni] Jesus. Look at your face.
I'm just gonna get water, okay? I'm not off to war.
I think I'm gonna... I'm gonna go with.
You know, live and die by the buddy system and everything,
so I'm... I'm just gonna...
Bye.
Okay, so Dot's out of here,
the honeymooners are peacing out.
We should have a sign out sheet.
- Mm. - Write down
when you're leaving and why,
but you don't have to be super specific.
Like if you're going to take a dump.
When my grandma goes to the bathroom, she says,
"I'm visiting the smallest room!"
Sure. Weird, but sure.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know, am I being a buzzkill?
Like, am I ruining my street cred with all this mom energy?
Ugh. I just feel like people are
- walking out all the... - [Leah] We should get more.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, let's head back out there.
Oh, ladies?
- Where are you going? - [Rachel] Back to the grove.
We got to get more bamboo to patch up the platform.
- Trying to stay industrious. - What's that old saying?
Idle hands...
Devil's work.
Okay. L and R.
Should it be a grid system or free form?
Oh, my God, what the fuck is wrong with me?
Why am I acting like a fucking hall monitor?
It's nice. You just care is all.
I know. It's disgusting.
- [chuckles] - I think the whole...
death-by-tree scare really got under my skin.
I feel like the gods are mad at us.
Maybe we should do something to appease them,
like sacrifice a virgin.
I'm obviously not a candidate.
So you're saying I would be?
No. No, I was being funny.
[Martha sighs] Whatever.
Martha, I didn't mean...
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[groaning]
[footsteps approaching]
[Ivan] Wow. This is bold.
Stealing shit in broad daylight.
You know, I hate to break it to you, babe,
but you're not a ninja, okay?
You're like 6'10" and you have gorgeous, eye-catching hair.
I wasn't stealing. This stuff is communal.
[Ivan] Is your name on that bottle?
Oh. [laughs]
Honestly, what an intriguing little twist.
You know, I had you down as more of a White Claw
and Natty Lite with the crew type of guy, but pills?
It's very edgy. You know, very...
Fuck off, Taylor! They're not, like, fun pills.
They're for, like...
Oh, go on.
Huh. A little honesty and, uh,
I might be less inclined to make this a thing.
It's for my dick, all right?
[Kirin] My dick's been burning like fire for days,
and I sort of thought antibiotics might help.
[sucks teeth]
I sort of got wasted at a party a while back
and got up to some shit with this girl, and, uh...
Round of applause, you sloppy, sloppy boy.
Or should I say le clap?
Hey, isn't slut-shaming one
of the billion things you marched against?
'Cause that's exactly what you did to me just there.
Uh, no. I'm shaming you for being
a dumbass who didn't bag it.
[scoffs]
I really fucking hate you, you know?
Like, I thought I could tough it out.
Three days on some bullshit retreat and we'd be done.
But now we're here,
and I got to look at your smug fucking face every day.
And that attitude you're always walking around with,
like you're so fucking superior,
like you've always got the moral...
fuck, what's the word?
The ledge, the fuckin'... the upper ledge.
The moral high ground.
Yes. Yeah.
Course you got it on the tip of your tongue,
'cause you think you live there 24/7,
but you don't, man.
That shit you pulled back home,
that wasn't moral high ground shit, dog, not even close.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[Ivan] Kirin.
[Seth] Hey!
Ugh, jeez. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, dude. What are you up to?
- Me time. - All right, well,
you think you could circle back to camp, take a break?
A bunch of us were gonna talk strategy
in case that thing does comes back.
Submission is the only strategy.
We just take our place in the natural order of things
and let it have its way with us.
Henry, Henry, stop.
You can't keep acting like this, man.
Okay, it's one thing to mope because Mom and Dad
took over the living room to drink wine
and get horny watching The Notebook.
Yeah, "Mom."
Jesus Christ, I can... I can call her that.
Whoa, whoa, hey. Hear me out.
Your whole hardcore morbid vibe,
when we're in the real world, it's whatever, okay?
It's harmless.
Well, it did get you sent on this shit show, but...
Yeah, do you get a chub every time you remind me of that?
Would you just fucking listen?
[sighs frustratedly]
It...it's different here, in this place.
We're all scared. We're all low.
We can't have your death lord schtick
just dragging us even lower.
You know what I wonder about a lot?
Does she actually like that you call her Mom?
Or does she just allow it out of pity?
'Cause your own mom didn't want to be one...
...or at least not one to you.
Fucking bitch-ass pussy.
[intense music]
[both grunting]
♪ ♪
[choking]
[Henry coughing, panting]
Are you out of your mind?
Are you trying to fucking kill me?
No, Henry, the opposite.
I just want... I just wanted you to see.
To see what? A psychotic at work?
See how badly you want to fucking live.
Which...which is very badly, by the looks of it.
You left welts.
I'm...I'm sorry.
[soft dramatic music]
I'm so fucking sorry.
This energy, this clawing for survival energy.
This is what I fucking need from you right now.
Okay, this is life and fucking death.
It's not a schtick, you know?
I...I know, I know.
I know.
You just... you just got to be careful,
you know, man, like, with the darkness levels.
Not everyone can handle it.
♪ ♪
I'm sorry too, for what I said.
And for the welts.
[laughs] It's okay.
We're...we're family.
[Henry] Agh!
This forced submersion, just how violent was it?
Like I said, I didn't see it.
I only heard about it,
you know, after some other shit went down.
Was there another event involving either of them
that brought this account to light?
Why don't ask him about it?
Ask who?
Henry?
Or Seth?
It's not really for me to say.
All things considered,
they should've been the closest two on the island.
Mm.
Goes to show, I guess.
Share a roof, share some parents,
that's not what makes someone tight.
Well, what does, would you say?
[sentimental music]
♪ ♪
Not yet. Not yet, not yet.
[can opening]
- Caffeinating. - [Bo] All right,
well, drink it now, 'cause I don't think it's gonna
fit in the cup holder and I don't want you spilling.
[engine turning over]
- What else you got? - Oh, man,
look, I set us up, okay?
Snacks on snacks on snacks.
Scotty, I said nothing that crumbs.
Yo, relax.
Go time?
[pop music]
♪ ♪
[singer] ♪ Wake up your young heart ♪
♪ Feel the beat ♪
♪ We're living in the moment ♪
♪ Like a masterpiece ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Are you ready for what's out there? ♪
♪ ♪
♪ A thousand stars shining ♪
♪ Lights all clear ♪
♪ I see it... ♪♪
[both] ♪ Gloria! ♪
[singers] ♪ Gloria ♪
♪ I think they got your number! ♪
♪ Gloria! ♪
♪ I think they got the alias ♪
[both] ♪ Gloria! ♪
[tires screech]
♪ ♪
[Scotty] How much time we got?
Two minutes maybe.
They just got off the interstate.
All right, all the time in the world, baby.
[Bo] Scotty, wait.
He'll find 'em inside. Come on, around back.
- Hey, you sure about this? - [Bo] Yeah.
Nobody else comes in here really.
It's just me for the lawn stuff.
[Bo grunts]
- [keys jangling] - [Scotty laughing]
[Scotty] Home free, man!
You know, one day when we're titans of industry,
we're gonna be telling this story at some, like,
Forbes conference or something, you know,
like, the tale of our... our humble beginnings.
[Bo] No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
- I mean... - [Bo] Fuck!
It's...it's not that bad.
You know, may... maybe they won't even notice.
Are you kidding, man? I'm fucked, dude!
- Fuck. - [Scotty] Okay, uh,
Bo, Bo, calm down, okay?
Uh, this shit's on me. I...I can fix this.
No, no, dude, I should've double-checked everything.
Just... Scotty, just go home, man.
[Scotty] Nah, listen to me.
Um...oh, my aunt, she taught me this trick.
Uh, do you have a blow dryer?
Yeah.
[intense music]
♪ ♪
Shit.
Here.
Okay, okay, here we go. Now watch.
Scotty, it's not working, man.
It's gonna work, all right?
It's all about the heat.
Hey, dude, I think they're pulling up.
Uh, go...go get me a towel.
[car doors shutting]
It worked.
[laughing] It worked.
[Rachel] We did it. We really did that shit.
[grunts] We found our power alley,
our fucking thrive zone.
I had no idea that constant manual labor
could be so, like, cleansing.
You know those signs that they have in factories that say
"X number of days have passed without physical injury"?
- No. - Well, if I had one
that counted the number of hours since my last
neurotic thought, I would be at, like, a hundred.
This kind of makes me want to be a carpenter.
- Like, fuck a diving career. - Fuck it.
Just set me up with a level and a hammer.
I'd be building real shit.
You know, in a constant flow state,
too busy, too tired to get in my head about life.
- Like Jesus. - [Rachel] Yeah,
but without the lame messiah stuff,
you know, just... just carpentry.
You'd be such a hot carpenter.
- Thank you. - What should we do
with all these leftover pieces?
[Rachel] Uh, that's a good question.
[faintly whistles]
Rachel.
No. No.
- [Leah] Rachel. - I don't know...no.
Rachel, in ten minutes, we will be done
with all of this and we'll have nothing left to do.
Do you really want to stare down the barrel of that gun?
[whistles faintly]
[Fatin] Are you imagining someone's face
when you're doing that?
Because I feel like it might be my face,
because I was a real jackass back there.
No.
Not you.
[Fatin] Yes, bitch, snipe that shit.
[Martha] I actually don't need company right now.
I know.
Like, maybe it's best you go.
Okay.
[Fatin] Martha, if you're holding on to something
and you're sick of being alone with it...
...I'm around.
Like, if it's about sex maybe.
[soft dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Literally everything about it terrifies me.
Yeah, I guess I...I guess I've been kind of lucky.
I've only really experienced the lighter side of it.
For the most part.
But I know that there's a dark side out there.
And if it came for you, I'm really fucking sorry.
I'm gonna throw something out there,
and feel free to tell me to fuck off.
But there might be something that you could try
that would help bring this thing
that's making you sad into the light.
What?
I'll give you a super user-friendly tutorial.
Hell, I'll try it with you.
Not with you-with you,
but still together, you know?
[Kirin] This is fuckin' stupid.
I don't know why we're hiding out like a bunch of bitches
on this stupid ledge.
I thought you said moving the food would be enough.
[Henry] I'm amending my former statement.
If we really want to protect ourselves, it's safer to assume
that the beach camp will be the target tonight.
Predators don't forget their marks that quickly.
[Kirin] Are we really taking him seriously?
You know this is just his Johnny Raincloud bullshit
jumping out, exaggerating how fucked we are.
I don't know, man. Henry seems to know his shit.
Hey, how many badges did you earn back in the Scouts?
96 merit badges...
...including wildlife patterns and defense.
I have expertise...Karen.
I believe that's what's jumping out.
Whoa! Oh, shit.
Yeah, so head on back to camp if you want, Kirin.
We're not gonna argue with 96 badges.
We'll be here.
[Raf grunts] Help me up.
Whew.
[Ivan moans] This is probably my trick-ass
brain getting all, like, creative on me,
but I feel like I still smell food.
[Josh] I bet it's me.
My pores really express what I've eaten
and lately it's been all that Spam.
Well, I don't hate it, Joshua.
You doing all right, Bo?
Yeah.
You want to take my spot?
There's a little bit more space...
No, no, no, it's...it's okay.
I'm...I'm used to being scrunched up.
- [Ivan] Whoa! - [Raf] Whoa, whoa!
We got you. You're good.
And you're definitely taking my spot, there's a ton more...
No, no.
Maybe later.
I got to go pee now.
[Seth] Can't you just pee off the side?
It's gonna be a real pain getting up and down.
[Henry] Yeah, that would be wise.
Human piss is actually a natural animal repellent.
Hm.
[Henry] Okay.
You sure he's all right?
Yeah, yeah. He's just a neat freak.
[Scotty] You know, he... he needs his privacy.
But, um, just in case, I'll go check on him.
Bo, stop! Where are you going, bro?
I can't do this, man. Look, I'm putting it back.
Don't...yo, yo. Yo, put the brakes on, bro.
We...we can't just bury it somewhere or something?
Scotty, it is not, like,
me and you versus everybody anymore, okay?
We are with them.
You really think they're not gonna make a fucking U-turn
and...and drop you when you need it most?
You know better than that, man.
They are not gonna do that, okay?
See, that right there? That kind of mentality
is how you end up really fucking disappointed in people.
[tense music]
Yeah, so kind of like how I am now.
[Gretchen] You want to talk about how that made you feel?
♪ ♪
How long had you two been friends?
Nine years maybe.
Yeah, yeah, nine.
It's like, um...
It's, like, a combination of dumb shit and real shit
makes you boys with someone.
You know, Marvel vs Capcom at GameTime.
Or double cheese fries at Jerry's.
Or fucking losing it
when our physics teacher says "gaseous particles."
[laughs] That kind of dumb shit.
And what was the real?
The real shit?
Like the actual, factual shit holding us together?
[Young] Mm-hmm.
It was what we knew about people.
Namely?
That they're out to fuck you over.
And if either of us was
about to start softening up on that outlook,
I'm surprised it was Bo who did it first.
Why was that?
'Cause he got it taught real early
from the ones you're not supposed to learn it from.
[Scotty] Ha-ha! The T-shirts all sold.
We did it. We moved all the merch.
Last one just sold for a premium, baby.
- Nice. - [Scotty] All right,
after shipping, that's, like,
$275 apiece.
- Apiece? - Apiece!
Let's get this shit packed up, okay?
Hey, we clear?
[whispers] Yeah.
[thunder rumbling]
[dramatic music]
- [Scotty] Ah, fuck! - No!
[Scotty] Shit!
[Bo] Ahh! Goddamn it!
[Scotty] Fuck!
[Bo] Agh!
The good mower's fucked!
We put the boxes over the drain!
We must've stopped it up.
[man] Bo!
The hell are you doing?
[thunder rumbles]
[intense music]
♪ ♪
You know, you should really be wearing long sleeves.
Open skin is just an invite for malaria, dengue fever...
Shelby, can you try to chill?
Pants too, a high sock and a long pant anytime you're...
Shelby, stop, you've been like this all day.
What the hell is wrong with you?
What? I'm just suggesting
a few safety measures is all.
The tree.
You're thinking about the tree.
It keeps... it keeps falling.
In my head, it keeps... it keeps
almost taking you away from me and...
Hey, hey.
I'm not going anywhere.
But yeah, I... I get it.
You know, like, the white-hot fear of losing me, I get that.
I'm pretty fucking great.
- Shut up. - [Toni] I mean,
how can you ask me to cover all this flyness?
Are you really trying to put me in pants,
sleeves, and a high sock?
Mm, no, I changed... I changed my mind about that.
[♪ Simon and Garfunkel: "April Come She Will"]
♪ April, come she will ♪
♪ When streams are ripe and swelled with rain ♪
♪ May, she will stay ♪
♪ Resting in my arms again ♪
♪ ♪
♪ June, she'll change her tune ♪
♪ In restless walks, she'll prowl the night ♪
♪ July, she will fly ♪
♪ And give no warning to her flight ♪
♪ ♪
♪ August, die she must ♪
♪ The autumn winds blow chilly and cold ♪
♪ September, I'll remember ♪
♪ A love once new has now grown old ♪♪
♪ ♪
[Kirin] This, uh...
...sucks.
[Seth laughs] Was...was, um...
was that an Italian accent?
Were...were you doing, like, Luigi?
Like, um, like, "This-a sucks-a"?
[laughs]
No. I was just pausing.
Like, "Uh."
Uh.
Hm, that's-a...
that's-a too-a bad-a.
Because-a for-a once I thought
you were doing something adorable-a.
Well...
...this-a does-a suck.
This-a suck-a big-a time!
Okay. It's-a my turn!
This-a hard-a-ass-a stone is-a killing-a my-a butt!
[all chuckling]
We-a were-a better on the beach-a.
[Seth] [laughing] What was that?
Was that Jamaican?
Italiano via English via Español.
Unlike you, Chicago, I happen to be a citizen of the world.
- [Seth] Ah-ha. - I heard your mom's ass
is a citizen of the world.
- Oh! - Ooh!
- Wow. - Meaning that your mother's
ass is very well-traveled,
by other people.
She's, like, promiscuous.
Oh, no, dude, the joke landed.
You don't need to over-explain it.
Raf, are you really gonna let
this little buttmunch talk about your mom like that?
[Ivan] And we've reached the homophobic part of the evening.
Congratulations, everybody.
The hell do you mean "homophobic"?
"Buttmunch?"
Buttmunch isn't homophobic.
- Anyone can munch a butt. - It's rooted in homophobia.
And as the only gay man here,
perhaps you should defer to my take on this.
How do you know you're the only gay man here?
I could be closeted.
Your assumptions about my sexuality are...
[inhales dramatically]
...very offensive, Ivan.
[Kirin] Mm.
Hmm. Yeah, I'm sorry, you're right.
No, yeah, you totally could've gotten the clap from a guy,
or someone residing elsewhere on the gender spectrum.
[Ivan] Oh.
Oh, I'll bring the group up to speed.
Kirin here has gonorrhea.
I caught him stealing some of Josh's meds for it.
[Seth] Shit, Kirin. I mean, I feel for you, dude,
but you probably should've asked first.
Yeah, man, I... I could've helped.
I actually love talking dosages.
It's embarrassing, all right?
And you... you and your fucking
"lips are sealed" bullshit.
You know, for a second, I actually
thought you were gonna be cool.
That was before you disrespected who I am.
- My bad. - Fuck you!
[sighs]
[clicking tongue]
I actually am a buttmunch.
Like...like, literally.
- What? - No, it...it's true.
Um, Maggie, um, on teen tour last summer,
um, I...I munched her butt.
She asked me to do it.
So, I dove right in, nose first.
You know, I...I would be lying
if I said that I wouldn't do it again.
Because I would.
[English accent] I would venture forth and...
and dive my nose into her butt region...
very deep and exploratively-like.
[laughter] I'm gonna pee my pants.
Do it. Drain it right here,
tried-and-true beast deterrent.
[laughing]
[sighs]
Bo missed out. This is a rush.
[insects chirping]
Scotty, I know you're back there.
Can you please just walk with me?
- [Scotty] No. - [Bo] Come on, man.
Having you behind me keeps freaking me out.
Can't do it. We're in a fight right now.
[Bo laughs]
All right. Well, you'll forgive me
for putting the food back.
I really think you will.
[rustling]
[Scotty] Okay, that wasn't me. Wait there.
[eerie music]
Um, the cliff where the rest of the guys are is just up ahead.
So we should run like last time.
I don't know.
False alarm maybe.
[low snarling]
- Fuck! Go, go! - Come on!
Run! Go!
[in distance] [Scotty] Go, it's behind us!
Oh, fuck.
- [Scotty] Fuck! - [Bo] Fuck, fuck!
[both grunting and yelping]
[Scotty] It's behind us!
[overlapping yelling] - Scotty, come on!
- Come on, grab it! - Oh, my God!
Go, go, go!
Scotty, you got it, you got it!
[all yelling]
[Kirin] Up, up, up. I got you, I got you.
- Come on. - Go, go, go, go!
Come on! [all yelling]
Hurry! It's coming!
- [Seth] Go! - [Scotty yells]
- Bo! - Bo, come on!
[Bo screams]
[Scotty] It's working!
[Ivan] Get out of here!
[all shouting]
[Kirin] I got you, I got you, come on!
Bo, Bo, Bo, come on!
Up, up, up! I got you, I got you!
- Come on! - Come on!
- Come on, Bo! - Come on, come on, come on!
[dramatic music]
[Bo panting]
♪ ♪
[Rachel clears throat] Attention, everyone.
Sit down, please. Please, sit.
Settle in, order a drink,
'cause, baby, we're here to entertain you.
[stifled laughter]
- [Rachel] What are you doing? - Um...
- What was that? - Yeah, no, I don't know.
I just went into this lounge singer thing and I don't...
- Yeah. - Yeah, I don't know why.
[both whispering]
What fresh hell?
Uh, no lip from the cheap seats, okay?
No matter how shitty this is, we practiced it for two hours.
It was more like three. Rachel got really intense.
Let's just do this.
[both whispering] Two, a one, two, three.
[rhythmic clanking]
[plays pipe slightly off-beat]
[music continues]
Is it just me or are they not bad?
She's flat, but fuck me.
♪ Alabama, Arkansas ♪
♪ I do love my Ma and Pa, not the way... ♪
[all] ♪ That I do love you ♪
♪ Well, holy moly, me oh my, you're the apple of my eye ♪
♪ Girl, I never loved one like you ♪
[song fades in] ♪ Oh, home, let me come home ♪
♪ Home is wherever I'm with you ♪
♪ Oh, home, let me come home ♪
♪ Home is whenever I'm with you ♪
♪ Home, let me come home ♪
♪ Home is whenever I'm with you ♪
♪ Oh, home, let me come home ♪
♪ Home is when I'm alone with you ♪
♪ Home, let me come home... ♪
This is, like, the most perfect moment of my life.
♪ Ah, home, yes I am home ♪
♪ Home is when I'm alone with you ♪♪
[soft dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[Scotty] You know how sometimes you can
want something so bad,
like you can be praying for it real hard...
...and then it finally comes.
[music intensifies]
♪ ♪
But it's like, it's not right.
Like, it came at the wrong time or in the wrong way.
[breathing shakily]
[Scotty] And you're left thinking,
shit...
God's kind of a motherfucker, you know?
I mean, just like this, right?
I used to pray all the time,
every night before bed, every Sunday in church,
you know, that I'd get a Jaguar one day.
[both laugh] It's like, goddamn, Lord,
this is not what I meant.
[chuckles]
We got to give it up for the others, though.
They came through.
Yeah. Yeah, they did.
I'm sorry, Bo.
Probably don't tell you that enough.
Don't be. I'm the one who can't run fast.
Yeah, but it's my fault you even had to.
It's my fault we're even here.
Hey. That shit's on my record too.
I'm proud of it.
Yeah. Yeah, we can be savage, huh?
[chuckles]
You know what's really messed up though?
[Bo] Hmm?
When that thing attacked, we didn't have any food on us.
I...I guess it didn't matter.
Hmm. Guess not.
[insects chirping]
You ever feel like you were up against something,
like, relentless?
Like, no matter what you did to try and get on a come up,
it was always gonna be there to slap you back down...
...making sure you knew you could never win.
What's this?
[Scotty] It's my old house.
We lived here till I was, like, seven.
[Bo] It's nice. I mean, really nice.
[Scotty] Yeah. It's a real-ass house,
that's what it is.
I didn't have to share a room with anybody.
Didn't have to listen to porn
coming through my neighbor's wall every night.
I come to remember what I lost, what I want to be again.
It's for sale.
Damn.
Maybe the bank got these folks too.
Hey, come on.
[Scotty] They took this place from us.
[breathes shakily]
[grunts]
It's just you and me, Bo.
Just you and me.
[grunts] Ah!
Ahh!
[echoing]
[Bo grunts]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[Scotty] Wakey fuckin' wakey!
Me and Bo have been thinking.
That cat is gonna keep coming until we stop it.
And it ain't no one-man or two-man or...
it's not even a seven-man job.
It's gonna take all of us, together.
[somber dramatic music music]
So come on! Get up!
What the fuck are y'all waiting for?
♪ ♪
We got a jag to kill.
♪ ♪
[singer vocalizing]
♪ ♪
[child] Beep-beep, coming through.