1 00:00:16,769 --> 00:00:21,565 [Fatin] Forty, forty-one, forty-two. 2 00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:24,026 Forty-two days on this dumb-fuck rock. 3 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:27,112 [Dot] You've really commandeered that journal, hmm? 4 00:00:27,154 --> 00:00:30,282 Yeah, for some truly masochistic reason, 5 00:00:30,324 --> 00:00:33,452 I like to think about what I'd be doing at any given moment, 6 00:00:33,494 --> 00:00:35,037 like if none of this had happened. 7 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,039 And what would you be doing right now? 8 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,540 Well, I'd probably be at the med-spa, 9 00:00:38,582 --> 00:00:40,501 getting my pubes lasered off. 10 00:00:40,542 --> 00:00:42,336 It was my pre-Majorca ritual. 11 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:44,671 My family always goes this week. 12 00:00:44,713 --> 00:00:46,298 [Dot] What week even is it? 13 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:48,759 You know, time here is like a flat circle. 14 00:00:48,801 --> 00:00:50,093 I have no idea. 15 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:52,221 [Fatin] Today is July 18th. 16 00:00:57,059 --> 00:00:59,186 Holy shit. 17 00:00:59,228 --> 00:01:01,355 What's up? 18 00:01:01,396 --> 00:01:04,024 Oh, it's my birthday today, you know? 19 00:01:04,066 --> 00:01:05,651 [blows raspberry] Big 1-8. 20 00:01:05,692 --> 00:01:07,611 [forced laughter] 21 00:01:07,653 --> 00:01:10,113 [light music] 22 00:01:10,155 --> 00:01:11,698 No. 23 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:14,827 No, Fatin. You can't tell the others, please? 24 00:01:14,868 --> 00:01:16,787 Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out. 25 00:01:16,829 --> 00:01:18,831 I can, and I will. 26 00:01:18,872 --> 00:01:20,666 [Dot] Fatin, I don't do birthdays. 27 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:22,334 They're stupid, 28 00:01:22,376 --> 00:01:25,045 and self-centered, and... 29 00:01:25,087 --> 00:01:27,089 "Congrats to me, at me. 30 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,091 "I slid out of a vag. 31 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,301 Time to throw myself a friend parade." 32 00:01:31,343 --> 00:01:33,595 You put this to bed now. 33 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:40,477 Guess what, bitches? 34 00:01:40,519 --> 00:01:44,857 Ice the booze...and get horny. 35 00:01:44,898 --> 00:01:47,109 It's Dorothy's motherfucking birthday. 36 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:50,112 [lively music] 37 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,990 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:53,031 --> 00:01:55,325 How much longer do I have to do this? 39 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:59,246 [Faber] Well, that kind of depends on you. 40 00:01:59,288 --> 00:02:01,582 But I've been down there with him for hours 41 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:04,710 and I can't tell if I'm getting, like, 42 00:02:04,751 --> 00:02:07,713 warm, cold, mild, or just, like, nowhere. 43 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:10,674 I've told you everything I can. 44 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:12,384 Something happened 15 days in, 45 00:02:12,426 --> 00:02:15,637 and none of the boys will talk about it. 46 00:02:15,679 --> 00:02:18,098 What's this sudden hesitation about? 47 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,600 What, are you worried that we won't hold up 48 00:02:19,641 --> 00:02:20,642 our end of the bargain? 49 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:21,977 Yeah, there's that. 50 00:02:22,019 --> 00:02:24,730 It's also the whole "putting on an act" thing. 51 00:02:27,399 --> 00:02:29,276 We're not all as good at it as you are. 52 00:02:29,318 --> 00:02:31,028 [Young] You're not buying that, are you? 53 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:33,780 'Cause I think she puts on a pretty good show. 54 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:36,199 I can't pretend I didn't fall 55 00:02:36,241 --> 00:02:37,868 for her little panic attack number. 56 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:39,411 [Gretchen] Not your finest hour. 57 00:02:39,453 --> 00:02:41,914 But if she can find out what tore the boys apart, 58 00:02:41,955 --> 00:02:44,458 we'll call it a wash. 59 00:02:47,169 --> 00:02:51,173 Wow, you're still harboring some pretty serious hostility 60 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,507 toward her. 61 00:02:52,549 --> 00:02:54,718 Doesn't feel good getting worked over like that. 62 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,470 Oh, much better to be on this side 63 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:58,889 of the manipulation game, isn't it? 64 00:02:58,931 --> 00:03:02,017 [Faber] You know what I think you might need? 65 00:03:02,059 --> 00:03:03,977 A little good faith gesture on our part. 66 00:03:07,481 --> 00:03:10,901 Transcripts from the several calls 67 00:03:10,943 --> 00:03:14,154 that Jeff made to you, to one of your teachers, 68 00:03:14,196 --> 00:03:15,989 even to the authorities, 69 00:03:16,031 --> 00:03:17,866 inquiring about your welfare. 70 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:23,372 They're real? 71 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,540 He did try for you, Leah. 72 00:03:25,582 --> 00:03:27,584 So tenaciously, in fact, 73 00:03:27,626 --> 00:03:30,545 that it's become a bit of a problem for us. 74 00:03:33,799 --> 00:03:35,634 You wouldn't hurt him. 75 00:03:35,676 --> 00:03:38,136 We'll make good if you do. 76 00:03:38,178 --> 00:03:39,429 You come through for us on this 77 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:42,808 and we can and will let you call him. 78 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:48,689 [apprehensive music] 79 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:55,612 ♪ ♪ 80 00:04:00,617 --> 00:04:02,202 Whoa. What's wrong? Are you okay? 81 00:04:02,244 --> 00:04:04,997 Shh, I thought I heard voices. 82 00:04:05,038 --> 00:04:06,289 - Did someone follow you? [Leah] Shh. 83 00:04:09,668 --> 00:04:12,129 Okay. I don't think this, what we're doing here, 84 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:13,422 I don't know if it's gonna work. 85 00:04:13,463 --> 00:04:14,840 Sounds like a breakup speech. 86 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:17,259 Please don't joke. It's not working fast enough. 87 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,635 Time is, like, slipping by 88 00:04:18,677 --> 00:04:20,470 and every second, I feel closer to getting caught. 89 00:04:20,512 --> 00:04:22,014 Do you want to sit and breathe for a sec? 90 00:04:22,055 --> 00:04:23,765 We don't have much longer. We have to make a move. 91 00:04:23,807 --> 00:04:24,975 [Raf] Leah. 92 00:04:27,686 --> 00:04:29,229 Have some. 93 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,364 It's not my favorite flavor. 94 00:04:39,406 --> 00:04:41,533 [small laugh] 95 00:04:41,575 --> 00:04:44,202 It's the only one that comes in a green bottle. 96 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:45,662 Did you know that? 97 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:51,209 My family, we used to lug all our bottles 98 00:04:51,251 --> 00:04:53,920 to the recycling place for cash. 99 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:55,630 The green bottles aren't worth as much, 100 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:57,758 so my mom would let me keep these ones. 101 00:04:57,799 --> 00:05:00,886 I'd stack 'em in my bedroom on the west wall, 102 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:04,765 and when the sun set and the light hit it, 103 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:06,808 looked like jewels. 104 00:05:08,643 --> 00:05:10,687 We need to get home. 105 00:05:11,521 --> 00:05:14,149 Yeah, I know. 106 00:05:14,191 --> 00:05:15,942 I know. 107 00:05:15,984 --> 00:05:17,194 [exhales] 108 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:20,363 So this move we need to make... 109 00:05:20,405 --> 00:05:22,032 how's it start? 110 00:05:24,242 --> 00:05:25,619 With more of us. 111 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:28,246 We find some of the others, bring them in. 112 00:05:28,288 --> 00:05:32,793 And I know the girls, and I know who to start with, but... 113 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:34,836 But I need to know your people now. 114 00:05:34,878 --> 00:05:38,590 Their strengths, their weaknesses. 115 00:05:38,632 --> 00:05:40,092 Who we can trust. 116 00:05:44,846 --> 00:05:46,973 There was this time... 117 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:50,060 this day, actually... 118 00:05:50,102 --> 00:05:52,854 where we really learned a lot about each other. 119 00:05:54,606 --> 00:05:56,858 It was the day we decided to... 120 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:59,319 [Scotty] Surround that big fucking cat on all sides, 121 00:05:59,361 --> 00:06:01,154 armed with the baddest spears we can make, 122 00:06:01,196 --> 00:06:03,740 then basically just stab the shit out of it. 123 00:06:03,782 --> 00:06:07,160 Stab, stab, stab! 124 00:06:07,202 --> 00:06:08,870 Ha ha. Dead jaguar. 125 00:06:08,912 --> 00:06:10,872 [Kirin] This is the play you want us to run? 126 00:06:10,914 --> 00:06:13,291 I don't even know what I'm looking at here. 127 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,626 [Josh] Looks like a human cell, 128 00:06:14,668 --> 00:06:16,837 like how we had to draw it in biology? 129 00:06:16,878 --> 00:06:18,672 Is that a ribosome right there? 130 00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:19,923 That's obviously the jag! 131 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:22,300 Bo, is that not obviously the jag? 132 00:06:22,342 --> 00:06:24,010 I wouldn't say "obviously." 133 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:26,304 [Kirin] Can't just run up and stab it, dawg. 134 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,057 This isn't the hood. 135 00:06:29,099 --> 00:06:30,100 "The hood"? 136 00:06:30,142 --> 00:06:31,601 Bitch, you don't know my life. 137 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:33,562 For all you know, I could live in one of those red brick, 138 00:06:33,603 --> 00:06:35,564 good trick-or-treating-type communities. 139 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:36,731 He doesn't. 140 00:06:36,773 --> 00:06:38,316 [Scotty] Okay. Well, if my idea sucks, 141 00:06:38,358 --> 00:06:39,860 let's see you come up with one on your own. 142 00:06:39,901 --> 00:06:42,487 Or would that make your jalopy-ass brain overheat, 143 00:06:42,529 --> 00:06:44,531 you fucking dumb-dumb? 144 00:06:44,573 --> 00:06:46,366 The fuck did you just call me? 145 00:06:46,408 --> 00:06:48,243 You heard me, big bird-ass bitch. 146 00:06:48,285 --> 00:06:49,369 [Seth] Whoa, guys, you guys. Chill. 147 00:06:49,411 --> 00:06:51,329 Everyone's got a point here, right? 148 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:53,582 Kirin's right, a direct attack 149 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:55,167 would probably be a suicide mission. 150 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:58,211 But, Scotty, you're definitely onto something with the spears. 151 00:06:58,253 --> 00:07:01,423 Easily our best bet, weapons-wise. 152 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:02,883 Badges, what do you think? 153 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:05,302 [Henry] Well, whatever we do, it's got to be from a distance. 154 00:07:05,343 --> 00:07:08,096 We don't have any long-range firearms. 155 00:07:08,138 --> 00:07:09,890 - Guess that means a trap. [Seth] Okay. 156 00:07:09,931 --> 00:07:12,142 I don't know if what I'm imagining is, 157 00:07:12,184 --> 00:07:14,227 like, a legit thing or just some Indiana Jones bullshit, 158 00:07:14,269 --> 00:07:17,397 but what if we, like, make a thatch trap 159 00:07:17,439 --> 00:07:20,567 that the jag could, like, fall through? 160 00:07:20,609 --> 00:07:23,028 Oh, hell yeah, right onto some sharp-ass spears. 161 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:24,404 [Seth] Yes. Yes. Why not? 162 00:07:24,446 --> 00:07:26,114 [Henry] Proper term is a pit-fall trap, 163 00:07:26,156 --> 00:07:28,825 but, yes, theoretically, that could do the job. 164 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:29,993 [Seth] Nice, nice, nice. 165 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:33,038 So now all we need is a pit big enough. 166 00:07:33,079 --> 00:07:34,456 Could we dig one? 167 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,166 [Raf] What if we cleared out the bunker? 168 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,919 Yes! Fuck yes! We spike the bunker. 169 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,212 [Ivan] Okay. I'm new here. 170 00:07:40,253 --> 00:07:41,963 But cats are brilliant, right? 171 00:07:42,005 --> 00:07:45,717 Like, I know she's not just gonna sashay over and fall in. 172 00:07:45,759 --> 00:07:47,135 [Bo] Maybe we can bait it. 173 00:07:47,177 --> 00:07:48,845 You know, like, with the turkey jerky. 174 00:07:48,887 --> 00:07:51,181 Bo, yes! Fucking killer. 175 00:07:51,223 --> 00:07:53,183 Okay. Will the jerky be enough? 176 00:07:53,225 --> 00:07:55,268 [Scotty] I mean, we could throw some of that SPAM in there too, 177 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:58,980 you know, make like a shitty meat soufflé. 178 00:07:59,022 --> 00:08:01,316 Holy shit. Did we just do this? 179 00:08:01,358 --> 00:08:02,609 Did we just figure this thing out? 180 00:08:02,651 --> 00:08:05,195 'Cause I feel like we figured this fucking thing out! 181 00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:06,279 Guys, bring it in. 182 00:08:06,321 --> 00:08:08,031 Yeah. I know it's super cheesy, 183 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:10,617 but humor me, please. 184 00:08:10,659 --> 00:08:12,369 "Kill a motherfucking jag," on three. 185 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:14,579 - One, two... [all] Kill a motherfucking jag! 186 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:16,373 [cheers] 187 00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:17,874 [Seth] All right. 188 00:08:17,916 --> 00:08:19,876 We need spear makers, a cleared bunker, 189 00:08:19,918 --> 00:08:22,379 and wood for the spears. 190 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:24,172 [Kirin] I'm on chop duty. 191 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:27,175 Who'd have thought that Second City improv 192 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:29,928 would come in clutch on a deserted island? 193 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:31,638 Big famous improv school? 194 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:35,809 They teach you how to collab, say "Yes, and?" 195 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:39,104 Okay, no. Forget it, noob. 196 00:08:39,145 --> 00:08:40,647 Oh, shit, dude. 197 00:08:40,689 --> 00:08:41,940 What the fuck? 198 00:08:41,982 --> 00:08:44,276 Oh, shit, dude, you had a fire ant on you. Oh, my god. 199 00:08:44,317 --> 00:08:45,443 Oh, shit. You got one too! 200 00:08:45,485 --> 00:08:47,153 Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. 201 00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:49,447 You got one too. Oh, fuck. You got one too. 202 00:08:49,489 --> 00:08:51,533 - Oh, no. [Josh laughs] 203 00:08:53,076 --> 00:08:58,081 Spillz. Can you and I team up, like, for one of the tasks? 204 00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,833 Um, oh, shit. I would love to, 205 00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:03,628 but I got to go with Kirin to collect some raw materials. 206 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:05,255 Uh, do y... 207 00:09:05,297 --> 00:09:06,256 do you think that you could do me a solid 208 00:09:06,298 --> 00:09:07,841 and head to the bunker with Raf? 209 00:09:09,843 --> 00:09:11,928 Yeah, yeah. Of course. 210 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:14,472 Team Saint J. [chuckles] 211 00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:17,684 I'm just gonna go take my meds, then we can skedaddle. 212 00:09:20,312 --> 00:09:23,023 Hey, you know that I would go with you. 213 00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:25,025 It's just that, this isn't gonna work 214 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:28,278 unless me and Jock Itch get on the same page. 215 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,281 - No, I get it. All good. - Yeah. 216 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:37,495 An actual 50-year-old... trapped in teenage form. 217 00:09:37,537 --> 00:09:39,873 [Fatin] She is 18 today, people. 218 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:42,751 Which means she can legally vote, 219 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:44,794 she can buy porn, and she is officially 220 00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:47,088 no longer of sexual interest to Jeffrey Galanis. 221 00:09:47,130 --> 00:09:48,381 [Dot] Oh, my God. Why? 222 00:09:48,423 --> 00:09:49,799 [Martha] It makes me a little sad, actually, 223 00:09:49,841 --> 00:09:51,676 'cause I'm sure Dot would rather spend her birthday 224 00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:55,388 at, like, a laser tag place or hibachi restaurant 225 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:56,765 or literally anywhere else. 226 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:58,433 [Fatin] But instead, she's hanging out 227 00:09:58,475 --> 00:09:59,642 with our sorry asses 228 00:09:59,684 --> 00:10:02,645 and this bottle of brut from...Idaho. 229 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:04,397 Jesus, Barbara, have some self-respect. 230 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:06,816 We have to go big. 231 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:10,612 We have to go big. 232 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,447 Hmm? 233 00:10:12,489 --> 00:10:13,990 I said, "That's why we have to go big." 234 00:10:14,032 --> 00:10:15,950 All right. I'm talking about a party here, y'all, 235 00:10:15,992 --> 00:10:17,869 and not some sad little round of applause, okay? 236 00:10:17,911 --> 00:10:20,872 I'm talking a deluxe full-scale absolute birthday blow-out. 237 00:10:20,914 --> 00:10:22,540 Honestly, the way I want it to play out, 238 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:23,917 we won't even need the champagne. 239 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,210 - Yes, we will. - Because we're gonna get 240 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:26,961 so freaking trashed on fun... - And champagne. 241 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:29,130 [Shelby] That it's gonna feel just like home, okay? 242 00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:30,673 Not just for the birthday girl, but for all of us. 243 00:10:30,715 --> 00:10:31,633 All right. Time to mobilize. 244 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:32,634 - Sorry. - Oh, oh. 245 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,760 I was sort of standing there, but... 246 00:10:33,802 --> 00:10:35,011 Oh, my God. This is exciting! 247 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:36,221 - Are you excited? - Oh, my God. Yeah. 248 00:10:36,262 --> 00:10:37,222 And I feel like you're giving me 249 00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:39,140 some major divorced-dad-energy vibes, 250 00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:40,683 like you're taking us to Six Flags 251 00:10:40,725 --> 00:10:41,851 because you feel guilty for missing out 252 00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:43,103 on the last five years of our lives. 253 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,480 I didn't miss anything. 254 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:48,983 Okay. So, listen. I'm thinking we do a surprise beach party. 255 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:50,568 Does Dot even like surprises? 256 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:52,237 She hates surprises, end quote. 257 00:10:52,278 --> 00:10:53,738 Okay. Let's stick with a surprise, all right? 258 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,156 Today's about Dotty, okay? 259 00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:56,783 We should give her exactly what she'll learn to love. 260 00:10:56,825 --> 00:10:58,576 All right. See, all right, all right, all right. 261 00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:01,538 It is all coming together in my head now. 262 00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:05,208 Moonlight, bonfire, maybe even a little luau vibe. 263 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,085 Cultural appropriation. I'm not even mad at it. 264 00:11:07,127 --> 00:11:08,962 - Fatin, what's the date? [Fatin] July 18th. 265 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:11,005 Sweet baby, Jesus. Eighteen on the 18th. 266 00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:13,341 We have a golden birthday. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. 267 00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:15,218 First things first, we gotta keep her busy till go-time. 268 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,928 Fatin, Leah, you're on Dot-distraction duty. 269 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:17,971 But, how do we even do that? 270 00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:19,222 I delegate, you figure it out. 271 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,849 Okay. Rachel, Martha, Babe. On your feet. 272 00:11:20,890 --> 00:11:24,519 Let's prep it here, and then we'll set it up on the beach. 273 00:11:24,561 --> 00:11:26,271 - What have you done? [Fatin] I think I've unleashed 274 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:28,148 some sort of party coke fiend. 275 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:30,358 Okay, I know he's off-theme, 276 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,026 but if you have a piñata, you use him. 277 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:33,111 Am I right? 278 00:11:35,488 --> 00:11:37,323 [Seth] Good length. Good reach. 279 00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:38,992 What do we think? 280 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:39,909 Fine. 281 00:11:45,582 --> 00:11:48,668 Man, I feel like I'm waiting tables at Bandera again. 282 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:54,632 It's a restaurant in Chicago. 283 00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:56,259 [Kirin] You can keep trying, dude, 284 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:57,760 but I see straight through you. 285 00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,387 [Seth] Yeah, y-you got me. 286 00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:01,514 I-I never waited tables. I was only a busboy. 287 00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:03,600 Man, that's crazy perceptive. How did you know that... 288 00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:05,477 [Kirin] Not talking about that, dude. 289 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:10,940 I'm talking about your game here. 290 00:12:10,982 --> 00:12:12,942 How you're working the group, 291 00:12:12,984 --> 00:12:15,653 trying to be everyone's favorite camp counselor. 292 00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:19,741 Oh, that. 293 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:23,077 No. Y-you're right, Kirin. I'm an evil genius. 294 00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:27,373 And that's my diabolical plot, to be nice to people. 295 00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:29,918 Okay, maybe I want people to like me. 296 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,336 Maybe that's not a maybe. 297 00:12:31,377 --> 00:12:33,296 Okay, I definitely want people to like me. 298 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:36,257 But that's not something I'm, like, proud of. 299 00:12:36,299 --> 00:12:38,510 But...look at me. 300 00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:41,179 I mean, I-I'm out here making jokes, tap dancing for you, 301 00:12:41,221 --> 00:12:43,264 but you say and do whatever the fuck you want, 302 00:12:43,306 --> 00:12:45,183 not a single fuck given. 303 00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:46,643 I'm not built like that. 304 00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:47,936 And that's not some bullshit I'm just saying 305 00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:50,230 to get you to like me. That's the... 306 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:52,732 that's the truth. 307 00:12:52,774 --> 00:12:54,526 Whatever, dude. 308 00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:57,987 Enough. 309 00:12:58,029 --> 00:12:59,864 What's wrong? 310 00:12:59,906 --> 00:13:02,158 Your meds not working? 311 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,661 Pick those up. 312 00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:06,621 How's it going down there, by the way? You still drippy? 313 00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:09,707 Stop thinking about my dick... 314 00:13:09,749 --> 00:13:12,001 and pick those up, like I said. 315 00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:17,590 I see right through you too. 316 00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:20,802 And the tough-guy thing isn't gonna work either, dude. 317 00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:28,434 Now what I will say, now that we cleared the air, 318 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:32,647 that clap thing aside... 319 00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:35,900 No, I wish that I could just... 320 00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:37,527 [groans] 321 00:13:37,569 --> 00:13:39,862 I wish I could just fuck random girls like you. 322 00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:43,116 But with me, it's like, 323 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:47,787 as soon as I zero-in on someone, she's, like... 324 00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:50,915 the only one that I see and I'm like all-in. 325 00:13:50,957 --> 00:13:53,626 Oh, ho, ho, ho. You're that guy. 326 00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:56,212 I'm the that-est that guy. 327 00:13:58,214 --> 00:13:59,841 I got so committed last time, 328 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,884 that when my girlfriend broke up with me, 329 00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:04,304 I couldn't break up with the cat. 330 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,639 The puss that good, huh? 331 00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:09,475 Oh...[laughs] yeah. Really, really great. 332 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:13,146 But I meant I literally took her cat, though. 333 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:15,982 Her parents called it kidnapping. 334 00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,026 I called it borrowing. 335 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,153 [Kirin chuckles] Creepshow. 336 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,114 It's actually why I'm here, to "get perspective 337 00:14:23,156 --> 00:14:27,410 and stop being so codependent," or whatever. 338 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:30,288 Listen, bro, 339 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,874 you gotta play the field instead. 340 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,876 It's like they say, 341 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,712 "Always bring sand to the beach." 342 00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:42,383 Right, right. 343 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,719 "Bring sand to the beach." No, it's good advice. 344 00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:48,806 [twig snaps] 345 00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:51,809 [tense music] 346 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:52,769 ♪ ♪ 347 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:55,813 [twigs snapping] 348 00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:07,492 [Josh whistling] 349 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,785 Oh! 350 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:12,246 [clattering] 351 00:15:12,288 --> 00:15:16,167 [continues whistling] 352 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,010 Ha. 353 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:29,430 How cool is that? 354 00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:33,643 I learned this at circus camp when I was a kid. 355 00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:36,104 Maybe try and stay on task? 356 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:36,979 Yeah. 357 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:44,987 It's crazy that we don't know each other better. 358 00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:47,740 Like, why aren't you in the Latinx club? 359 00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:50,868 I'm not of the decent, but they let me sit in to learn. 360 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,246 By the way, which do you prefer? 361 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,331 Hispanic, Latino? 362 00:15:55,373 --> 00:15:57,250 Mexican is fine. 363 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,086 You're saying that I can say it? 364 00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:02,672 You're, like, giving me a pass right now? 365 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:07,135 Mexican isn't a slur, Josh. 366 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,262 I know, right? 367 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:12,265 Like, I always tell my family not to wear sombreros 368 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,558 on Cinco de Mayo. 369 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:15,560 They don't get how their appropriation 370 00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,438 white-washes the spirit of anti-colonial resistance. 371 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,148 Really learned a lot in that club there. 372 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,524 [Josh] I have. 373 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:25,778 And that is why I only celebrate Día de los Muertos, 374 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,072 good ol' Mexican Halloween. 375 00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:30,241 [Leah laughs] Mexican Halloween? 376 00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:32,452 Now, he did not actually call it that. 377 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:35,705 [Raf] He did. He took a sacred, centuries-old tradition 378 00:16:35,747 --> 00:16:37,582 and Caucasianed the hell out of it. 379 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,751 He had gotten so much right. 380 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:43,379 Like, I was actually starting to root for him. 381 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:44,464 Me too. 382 00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:51,179 Still am, actually. 383 00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:55,266 But why didn't you stop him? 384 00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:57,685 Explain to him where he had gone wrong? 385 00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,896 It's his problem, not mine. 386 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:01,397 No, yeah. I know. 387 00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:03,274 I wasn't trying to say that it was your responsibility. 388 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:08,529 I don't know. 389 00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:10,907 I've learned that if you let people talk like that, 390 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:14,577 they end up revealing a lot about themselves. 391 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:17,330 It's like the one okay thing about being the quiet guy. 392 00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:22,210 I don't tell on myself as much. 393 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:31,260 Maybe the saying is right... less is more. 394 00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:37,725 [Ivan] Behold. 395 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:40,937 Excalibur. 396 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,188 Chhh! 397 00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,691 Always doing the most, man. 398 00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:47,068 Yo, Ivan? 399 00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,071 Look, I love it. 400 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,989 You know, you're getting into it, 401 00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,991 feeling the Wakanda-forever shit, but I... 402 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,409 [scoffs] 403 00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:59,247 No. I do not do the MCU, Skippy. 404 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,957 I'm not a philistine. 405 00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:05,628 This is Camelot, you know? This is Arthurian. 406 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:06,838 [Scotty] Yeah, see. That's... 407 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,297 that's what I'm tryna talk to you about. 408 00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:11,884 I mean, do you really got to be so extra all the time? 409 00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:14,053 I don't know. Do you have to be so short? 410 00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:15,388 So petite? 411 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,557 So absolutely chode-sized? 412 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,559 [Scotty] That was a good one. Yeah, no. 413 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,227 All I'm saying is, you know, 414 00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:23,604 we got to stay on task to get shit done. 415 00:18:23,646 --> 00:18:26,190 So, like, maybe quit prancing around and man up? 416 00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:30,444 Wow. I cannot believe this bullshit followed me here. 417 00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:31,821 You know, you do understand that we share 418 00:18:31,863 --> 00:18:33,948 a common enemy, right? 419 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:36,993 But because of gender policers like you 420 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:40,496 who don't like my crop tops or my so-called broken wrists... 421 00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:42,415 Man, I didn't even say all that. 422 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:45,293 I mean, I don't have the time to explain subtext to you, 423 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,919 but you actually and totally did. 424 00:18:46,961 --> 00:18:48,462 [Henry] I'm not taking sides here. 425 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,132 I cannot stress enough, no sides. 426 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,259 But for the sake of the trap, Ivan, 427 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:57,013 your spear has to be a little more...functional. 428 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:59,390 Exactly! Thanks for taking my side, man. 429 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:02,310 [Ivan] I'll have you know, my spear is very functional. 430 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:05,313 But more importantly, it's a statement. 431 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,898 [Scotty] Jesus fucking Christ. 432 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,983 The jag doesn't care about your statement. 433 00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:11,027 It's trying to kill us. 434 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:13,571 A-and it's gonna take some real men to kill it first. 435 00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:15,948 Tell me, Scotty. What makes you a real man? 436 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:18,618 A lot of shit. I like to stand when I piss. 437 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,286 I like a big breakfast. 438 00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:22,747 And I do everything I can to hustle hard 439 00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:25,041 and save up money to support my fucking family. 440 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,626 Oh. You know what? I can't tell if that's sweet, 441 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,794 or just a clichéd rap bar. 442 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,464 You know what? Fuck you, you fucking pussy. 443 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,466 [Seth] Look alive, boys. 444 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,551 Yeah. 445 00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:37,970 We come bearing gifts. 446 00:19:40,431 --> 00:19:42,391 [Scotty] Yo, what the fuck is that? 447 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,018 [Kirin] Bait. 448 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,228 - Like, real bait. [Bo] It stinks. 449 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,981 Which is why it'll be an affective lure, 450 00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:51,859 better than the jerky even. 451 00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,903 Well done. 452 00:19:53,945 --> 00:19:55,947 Scout's salute. 453 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,782 [fart noise] 454 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,533 [Kirin laughs] 455 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,243 [Kirin] What have you fuckers been up to, huh? 456 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:02,787 Making wands? 457 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:05,289 [Ivan] Yeah, okay. And the fucking pile-on. 458 00:20:05,331 --> 00:20:06,499 She's not a wand. 459 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,417 [Seth] Man, you guys did some fucking damage. 460 00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:10,795 All right. When we finish sharpening this new batch, 461 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:13,464 let's take it to the bunker. 462 00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:15,091 This is gonna fucking work. 463 00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:16,926 Fuck. 464 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:20,054 Hey, hey, hey, hey! There she is. 465 00:20:20,096 --> 00:20:21,514 Excited much? 466 00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,933 [Fatin] Dorothy! 467 00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:26,560 Where are you going? 468 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,229 I'm dragging this log back to camp. 469 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,481 I thought we could use it as a crossbeam or, like, seating. 470 00:20:30,523 --> 00:20:32,608 [Leah imitates buzzer] Can't let you do that, pal. 471 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,193 Yeah. Camp's a no-go zone. 472 00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:37,113 Pal? What are you talking about? 473 00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:39,031 The others are over there. 474 00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,742 They're doing Tai Chi. Capoeira. 475 00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:43,452 Yeah, one of those martial arts. 476 00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:46,288 It's also very gentle. 477 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,957 But, yeah. Anyways, it's very sacred 478 00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:50,334 and we can't interrupt. 479 00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:53,671 - Is she okay? [Fatin] Oh, yeah. 480 00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:55,131 Just Leah. 481 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,717 Honestly, though, do you mind coming back for the log 482 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,301 and helping us snare some birds? 483 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,720 Martha's not feeling up for the hunt. 484 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,930 What's wrong with her? Is she okay? 485 00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:07,184 I mean, I don't want to be indiscreet, 486 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,770 but it is spelled D-I-A-H-H, or... 487 00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:12,481 She's just fine. Just a stomachache. 488 00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:14,191 It's... [fart noise] 489 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,486 [Fatin] So you'll come with us, right? Yeah? 490 00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,030 I mean, you're terrible with a slingshot, 491 00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:20,990 but I'd rather arm you than this nutjob. 492 00:21:23,993 --> 00:21:27,621 Yeah. Let's just get this over with. 493 00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:30,041 It just keeps coming out. Just keeps coming out. 494 00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:33,044 [ambient music] 495 00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:36,630 ♪ ♪ 496 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,633 [breathing heavily] 497 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:46,682 ♪ ♪ 498 00:22:11,457 --> 00:22:12,792 [Toni] Nailed it, right? 499 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,168 We figured Dot's fucking classic, 500 00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:15,795 so we kept it simple, earthy. 501 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,505 And I stuck some little four-leaf clovers 502 00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:19,548 on there for luck. 503 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:23,677 But...well, I mean, they're not actual four-leaf clovers. 504 00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:25,805 I just split one of the leaves to fake it. 505 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,390 So, what do you think? 506 00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:31,560 Ladies, I do not have time to be anything 507 00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:33,562 but straightforward here, all right? 508 00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,022 It's a no. Like an epic no. 509 00:22:35,064 --> 00:22:36,315 I said make a crown. 510 00:22:36,357 --> 00:22:38,776 This...this is like a sad wreath. 511 00:22:38,818 --> 00:22:40,361 And if I saw it hanging on somebody's door, 512 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,322 I would say to myself, "Whoever lives in there has given up." 513 00:22:43,364 --> 00:22:45,908 Wow, Shelby. 514 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,493 - I'm sorry. [Shelby] It's fine, Martha. 515 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:48,744 I'm just a little disappointed. 516 00:22:48,786 --> 00:22:51,163 Not in you, all right, just the work, okay? 517 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,540 And in Toni. 518 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,792 Oh. Oh, okay. 519 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,168 Here it comes. Drag me. 520 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:57,795 [Shelby] Babe, you know my taste better than this. 521 00:22:57,837 --> 00:22:59,338 Would it kill you to add some color? 522 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:01,757 Blossoms, berries, anything to make it pop? 523 00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:05,177 Yeah. Heard, heard. I'll take another crack at it. 524 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,513 [Shelby] Thank you. I know I'm being tough. 525 00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:12,810 I just...I want this to be amazing, okay? 526 00:23:12,852 --> 00:23:15,229 I know, Bee. I got you. We'll come through. 527 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:22,027 Are you like a clone? 528 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:24,071 Seriously, like, are you even you? 529 00:23:24,113 --> 00:23:25,948 Because the Toni that I know would have given her 530 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:27,658 a roundhouse kick for that attitude. 531 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,202 God, shut up. It's cute on her. 532 00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,246 Fucking sexy, actually. 533 00:23:32,288 --> 00:23:34,748 [Martha] Okay, ew. Stop it. 534 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:36,167 Cringe. 535 00:23:39,003 --> 00:23:40,462 Seriously, though. 536 00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:43,215 I'm really loving how happy she's made you. 537 00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:48,846 And I've never seen you so mellow. 538 00:23:48,888 --> 00:23:50,931 Yeah. It's great. 539 00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:55,144 But also weird. Like, I don't know. 540 00:23:55,186 --> 00:23:58,272 I've got, like, a real faith in her or something. 541 00:23:58,314 --> 00:24:01,150 Like, there's no hiding and no secrets. 542 00:24:03,194 --> 00:24:07,031 Makes me feel sort of safe, which is new. 543 00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:22,963 [Rachel] Beach party setup's looking good, okay? 544 00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:24,924 I set up the tikis already, rigged up a little limbo game, 545 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:27,384 and I probably shouldn't talk it up, 546 00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:30,221 but my sandcastle cake is a fucking work of art. 547 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:33,307 Hey, check it. I made a little mock-up. 548 00:24:33,349 --> 00:24:37,019 Three tiers, shells all over, sparklers as toppers. 549 00:24:37,061 --> 00:24:38,812 Well, I'm sure it's stunning. 550 00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:40,022 And I cannot wait to see it. 551 00:24:40,064 --> 00:24:41,357 You know, the others need to take a page 552 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:42,733 out of your playbook 'cause you're, like, 553 00:24:42,775 --> 00:24:44,777 the only person making my life easier today. 554 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,987 Yeah. Happy...happy to do that for you. 555 00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:49,073 [Shelby] We might pull this off. 556 00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:51,450 Like, this might actually be magical. 557 00:24:52,076 --> 00:24:54,745 Friends, champagne, 558 00:24:54,787 --> 00:24:56,121 perfect weather, beautiful scenery... 559 00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,207 Just slow your fucking roll. 560 00:24:58,249 --> 00:25:00,960 Just maybe like don't get so poetic about this island. 561 00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:03,254 It's not fucking paradise. 562 00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:05,631 Oh, God. Rachel, I'm so sorry. 563 00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:07,925 I did not mean to say that this island was, like... 564 00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:10,427 or that I don't want to get off this island because I... 565 00:25:10,469 --> 00:25:13,013 Rachel, that was just incredibly thoughtless of me. 566 00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:14,682 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 567 00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:15,808 I shouldn't have even tasked you with anything. 568 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:16,767 Is it too much? How are you? 569 00:25:16,809 --> 00:25:18,686 Shelby, it's fine. I'm fine. 570 00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:19,728 I'm cool. 571 00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:23,941 I'm just a little touchy today, but I'm fine. 572 00:25:24,984 --> 00:25:26,402 Really. 573 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:28,153 Like, really, you got to get out there 574 00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:31,991 and see my three-tier, god-tier fucking masterpiece. 575 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:33,867 I'm sure it's magnificent. 576 00:25:34,827 --> 00:25:35,869 Yeah. 577 00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:37,121 [Josh] High-five. 578 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,373 Well, it's more of a low-five for me, 579 00:25:39,415 --> 00:25:40,958 but here's to the last one. 580 00:25:45,004 --> 00:25:46,672 Sorry I stayed up here, by the way. 581 00:25:46,714 --> 00:25:50,426 My claustrophobia... it's probably the worst phobia. 582 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:51,927 Well, there's xeno. 583 00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:54,263 Super glad I don't have that one. 584 00:25:54,305 --> 00:25:56,265 Oh, I am so sorry. 585 00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:05,149 [chuckles] 586 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:06,608 What do you think he'd rate it? 587 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:08,777 [laughing] 588 00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:12,239 Oh, a...seven. 589 00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:17,036 Yeah, like a level-seven documentation regurgitation. 590 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,121 Pretty good. That's pretty good. 591 00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:20,956 Thank you. 592 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:24,043 Do you think Seth would let me intern for Spillz? 593 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:28,088 Man, I would do anything for that gig, 594 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:29,798 except move to Chicago. 595 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,177 My sinuses would not last a day in that climate. I... 596 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:37,097 Sorry. 597 00:26:41,477 --> 00:26:43,062 Sorry, I don't mean to talk so much. 598 00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:45,814 I...I know it's a lot. 599 00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:48,901 Yeah, maybe. No offense. 600 00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:54,948 I didn't say much at all till I was seven actually. 601 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:59,161 I had this lisp that I felt weird about. 602 00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:02,790 Once it went away, I guess I sort of made up for lost time. 603 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,835 Once at dinner, my dad goes to my mom, 604 00:27:06,877 --> 00:27:08,045 "I'm beginning to regret 605 00:27:08,087 --> 00:27:11,507 spending all that money on Dr. Brimmer." 606 00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:13,842 The speech therapist. 607 00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:17,888 Man, that's tough. 608 00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:22,017 They are tough. That is their thing. Ha. 609 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:24,520 Which worked on my brother and sister, 610 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:27,356 who were basically superhumans. 611 00:27:27,398 --> 00:27:29,900 Like, they are crazy popular. 612 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,652 They played volleyball at USC. 613 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,362 And they both do modeling 614 00:27:33,404 --> 00:27:36,073 for a sustainable orthodontics company. 615 00:27:36,115 --> 00:27:38,325 [laughing] 616 00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:42,621 Meanwhile, I'm over here 617 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:46,291 with not a huge ton of friends 618 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:51,547 and a propensity to get stress hives. 619 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:55,050 That's why they sent me on this retreat actually, 620 00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:58,720 to be less like that. 621 00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:03,976 "Learn a little grit," my mom said. 622 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:07,438 Maybe it's working. 623 00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:10,983 You think? 624 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,734 You're surviving. 625 00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,572 Making friends. 626 00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:22,286 [Kirin] San Diego! 627 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:24,746 Come on, boys. Let's make us a trap. 628 00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:25,998 [Scotty] Let's get into it. [Seth] All right! 629 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,208 Let's get to work. 630 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:29,877 [indistinct chatter] 631 00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:31,462 - [boy] Can you get me a rope? - [boy] Yeah. 632 00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:34,590 [Seth] Two more here. 633 00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:36,967 [Raf] Two down here, at least two. 634 00:28:37,009 --> 00:28:39,386 [Bo] Just checking. You need any more? 635 00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:41,346 [indistinct chatter] 636 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:46,977 ♪ ♪ 637 00:28:54,318 --> 00:28:56,487 You guys think we could all put our hands in 638 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:59,406 and do that shout again? 639 00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:01,617 - What? I liked it. - No. 640 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:02,951 Now that we're on ground zero, 641 00:29:02,993 --> 00:29:05,871 we have to be as stealthy as the jag we're hunting. 642 00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:09,249 Shh. 643 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:12,211 [all] Surprise! 644 00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:13,420 Yeah! 645 00:29:13,462 --> 00:29:15,631 [Dot] I hate you. 646 00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:19,176 - All of you. - We love you too, Dorothy. 647 00:29:19,218 --> 00:29:21,553 [Dot] Well, not that I didn't see it coming, 648 00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:24,515 because you have a shit-ass poker face. 649 00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,725 Okay, so I'm not a smooth person. 650 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:28,602 Moving on. 651 00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:32,814 [both] You are a hard-ass working queen. 652 00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:35,943 [Shelby] And... 653 00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:37,653 [humming] 654 00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:39,196 [Rachel] Retired. 655 00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:40,864 [light laughter] 656 00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:43,033 Oh, my God. You... 657 00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,077 Fatin might have been the leak, 658 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:47,538 but I know you were behind this. 659 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:53,168 [Rachel] All right. Enough of that. 660 00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:54,461 Let's get this party started! 661 00:29:54,503 --> 00:29:57,172 [cheering] 662 00:29:57,214 --> 00:29:59,007 [singer] ♪ Clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 663 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:01,593 ♪ Been the champion, rang the bell ♪ 664 00:30:01,635 --> 00:30:04,012 ♪ Rocked the bottom, been through hell ♪ 665 00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:06,807 ♪ Climbed the mountain, now I'm well ♪ 666 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,850 ♪ I just feel like coming back for the belt ♪ 667 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:10,310 ♪ I've been slipping and slipping ♪ 668 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:11,645 ♪ But now I'm back for double-dipping ♪ 669 00:30:11,687 --> 00:30:12,688 ♪ Who am I kidding? I'm winning ♪ 670 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:14,481 ♪ My gentleman is for myself ♪ 671 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:17,150 ♪ I'm throwin' a Hail Mary to no one else ♪ 672 00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:19,111 ♪ That's why I'm cheering for myself ♪ 673 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:22,239 ♪ Come on, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ 674 00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:24,741 ♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 675 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:27,327 ♪ Walk into the room like a boss, slow clap ♪ 676 00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:29,871 ♪ Putting on a little extra sauce, slow clap ♪ 677 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:32,583 ♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ 678 00:30:32,624 --> 00:30:35,127 ♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 679 00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:37,629 ♪ Sidestepping people down the hall, slow clap ♪ 680 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:40,549 ♪ Winter, spring or summer, or the fall, slow clap ♪ 681 00:30:40,591 --> 00:30:42,968 ♪ I don't wanna go to the back of the line ♪ 682 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:45,470 ♪ No, no, I put in my time ♪ 683 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:48,265 ♪ From the garage to the penthouse, girls ♪ 684 00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,601 ♪ Underdog to the top of the world ♪ 685 00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:53,145 ♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ 686 00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:55,856 ♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 687 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,150 ♪ Walk into the room like a boss, slow clap ♪ 688 00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:00,819 ♪ Puttin' on a little extra sauce, slow clap ♪ 689 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:03,405 ♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ 690 00:31:03,447 --> 00:31:06,033 ♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 691 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:08,827 ♪ Sidestepping people down the hall, slow clap ♪♪ 692 00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:12,623 [Dot] Listen, um... 693 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:15,459 [small laugh] With what I'm about to say, 694 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:19,546 just know that the bar is really low, but... 695 00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:24,593 This is the best birthday that I've ever had. 696 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:31,516 [Martha laughs] 697 00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:34,770 My best birthday was two years ago, 698 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:37,356 and Toni snuck us into a casino. 699 00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:38,690 [Toni] Yeah. Oh, yeah. 700 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:41,068 Marty over here wanted to go see those nerdy magicians. 701 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:42,569 [Martha] It was Penn and Teller, 702 00:31:42,611 --> 00:31:43,737 and they're illusionists. 703 00:31:43,779 --> 00:31:45,238 [Toni] Okay, I was the illusionist, 704 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,199 sliding us past that asshole bouncer. 705 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,867 [Shelby] Well, as memorable as that sounds, 706 00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:50,702 my sweet 16 had you beat. 707 00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,120 It was a "Great Gatsby" theme. 708 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:54,998 And we actually rented like an old car. 709 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,750 And the best part was when my dad surprised me 710 00:31:56,792 --> 00:32:00,420 with a birthday video from none other than... 711 00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:03,423 Joel Scott Osteen. 712 00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:05,884 I... [laughs] 713 00:32:07,386 --> 00:32:10,222 What? That was... It was good. I loved it. 714 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:13,141 [laughter] 715 00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:20,440 This just, like, kind of reminds me... 716 00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:30,367 That I only have one birthday to celebrate from now on. 717 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,959 Not two. 718 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:46,383 So fuck all your birthdays. 719 00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:49,386 [somber music] 720 00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:56,435 ♪ ♪ 721 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,314 I got this. 722 00:33:01,356 --> 00:33:03,024 - Dot, no. [Dot] What? 723 00:33:03,066 --> 00:33:03,900 [Shelby] Maybe you should, like, 724 00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:07,571 just act your age for once. 725 00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:10,282 Well, I'm actually an adult now, so... 726 00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:12,534 [Leah] Okay. Then don't act your age. 727 00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:15,662 That's our real gift to you. 728 00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:19,624 You're retired, honey, just like Barbara. 729 00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:22,836 Let me take this one, all right? 730 00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:31,803 [Henry] This isn't gonna work. 731 00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:35,307 Man, why would you say that? You pitched the trap. 732 00:33:35,348 --> 00:33:37,350 [Seth] Yeah, Hen, don't relapse on me. 733 00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:38,935 [Henry] I'm not saying we're gonna die. 734 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:40,979 I just think we'll have to pivot. 735 00:33:41,021 --> 00:33:43,899 Statistically speaking, first plans never work. 736 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:46,485 Have you ever seen the early drafts of "Bugs Bunny," 737 00:33:46,526 --> 00:33:48,069 as sketched by the original artist? 738 00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:50,614 [Kirin] Oh, yeah. 739 00:33:50,655 --> 00:33:51,740 Yes, I have. 740 00:33:54,493 --> 00:33:55,994 You have? 741 00:33:56,036 --> 00:33:57,954 No, shithead. I was fucking with you. 742 00:33:57,996 --> 00:33:59,331 Why would I have seen that? 743 00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:04,753 Anyway, they're horrifying. 744 00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:07,756 Bugs looks like a DMT hallucination. 745 00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,218 [jaguar growls] 746 00:34:11,259 --> 00:34:14,221 [eerie music] 747 00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:21,269 ♪ ♪ 748 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:27,150 [punchy music] 749 00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:34,157 ♪ ♪ 750 00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:49,631 [jaguar growls] 751 00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:52,425 It's still alive. [jaguar growls] 752 00:34:56,805 --> 00:34:58,765 [growls, snarls] 753 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:01,476 Fuck. It's rearing back. It's gonna fucking get out. 754 00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:03,395 Ivan, throw it to me! 755 00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:05,522 [jaguar growling] 756 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:08,900 - [grunting] - [snarling] 757 00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:11,069 - Aah! - [weaker growl] 758 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,864 - Aah! - [weak growl] 759 00:35:15,991 --> 00:35:18,618 [snarling] 760 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:23,707 Uhh! 761 00:35:23,748 --> 00:35:26,751 [jaguar quiets down] 762 00:35:33,091 --> 00:35:35,969 [panting] 763 00:35:45,228 --> 00:35:48,064 [whooping, laughing] 764 00:35:53,445 --> 00:35:55,947 [Kirin trills] 765 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:59,910 [overlapping shouting] 766 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:01,620 [grunting rhythmically] Ooh ooh ooh ooh, 767 00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:03,705 ah ah ah ah, 768 00:36:03,747 --> 00:36:05,081 ooh ooh ooh ooh, 769 00:36:05,123 --> 00:36:06,583 ah ah ah ah, 770 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,043 ooh ooh ooh ooh, 771 00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:09,461 [faster] ah ah ah ah, 772 00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:11,671 ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah, 773 00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:13,924 ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah, 774 00:36:13,965 --> 00:36:17,302 Aaaaah! 775 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:20,597 [all scream] 776 00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:24,184 - [laughing] - Yea-ea-ah! 777 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:27,103 [chatter, laughter, whooping] 778 00:36:27,145 --> 00:36:29,272 [trilling, whooping] 779 00:36:29,314 --> 00:36:31,691 [making various sounds] 780 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:36,112 [laughter, chatter] 781 00:36:36,154 --> 00:36:36,988 Ha ha ha. 782 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:38,281 Oh, man. 783 00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:41,660 Just whole DNA lacking rhythm. 784 00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:45,455 I mean, that boy look like he dancing for KitKot, not TikTok. 785 00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:54,589 Hey, I just want to say, you know, 786 00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:56,132 you really held it down at the bunker. 787 00:36:56,174 --> 00:36:58,718 [Ivan] Hmm, while you ran. 788 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,262 - How virile of you. - I had to. 789 00:37:01,304 --> 00:37:03,431 One of us always dies in that scenario. 790 00:37:03,473 --> 00:37:05,308 Wasn't gonna be me. 791 00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:08,228 [chuckling] 792 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,896 Look, I know it's your style, but you can't 793 00:37:09,938 --> 00:37:13,608 just joke your way back to congeniality with me, okay? 794 00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:17,362 I need, like, a reckoning. 795 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:19,572 Look, man, I was getting there, all right? 796 00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:24,786 It's...it's my bad about earlier, 797 00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:26,663 all that shit I said. 798 00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:29,833 I was out of line. 799 00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:33,294 You know, I don't even... 800 00:37:33,336 --> 00:37:35,005 I don't know where it comes from 801 00:37:35,046 --> 00:37:40,969 or, like, why I feel like that, but...sorry. 802 00:37:48,643 --> 00:37:50,478 We're cool. 803 00:37:53,064 --> 00:37:55,608 [Scotty] Oh. Oh! 804 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:57,610 - Okay. Hey. - Okay, okay. 805 00:37:57,652 --> 00:37:59,487 Wakanda forever, my brother. 806 00:37:59,529 --> 00:38:02,365 [Kirin] I am the Jag Slayer! 807 00:38:02,407 --> 00:38:07,287 I am gladiator! 808 00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:08,705 [Ivan] Oh, no. 809 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:11,583 I'm not letting him steal all the shine for this. 810 00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:14,294 - Go get it. [Kirin] Take me northward! 811 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,545 [Bo] Yeah, yeah, lift him. 812 00:38:15,587 --> 00:38:17,213 [Kirin] I said... 813 00:38:17,255 --> 00:38:19,549 Big boy, here ya go! 814 00:38:19,591 --> 00:38:21,301 - [laughter] - [yelling] 815 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:23,470 [Ivan] Yes, Warrior O'Connor. 816 00:38:23,511 --> 00:38:25,555 Yes, you may have dealt the final blow, 817 00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:28,308 but what is a knight without his steel? 818 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:31,478 If not for my weaponry excellence, 819 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:33,063 what the fuck then? 820 00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:36,066 Is not the real hero of the hour... 821 00:38:36,107 --> 00:38:37,734 Okay, where is she? 822 00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:40,612 Your spear is in there. 823 00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:42,113 It was pretty gross. 824 00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:47,160 [Ivan] Excalibur died for us. 825 00:38:47,202 --> 00:38:50,997 She made the ultimate sacrifice! 826 00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:52,499 We put her through... 827 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,167 You should be up on some shoulders, 828 00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:55,251 getting the Gatorade bath. 829 00:38:55,293 --> 00:38:57,003 Oh, nah. 830 00:38:57,045 --> 00:39:00,048 [Ivan] We tossed her in. - [growls] 831 00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:02,717 [Raf] Come on. You basically put this whole thing together. 832 00:39:02,759 --> 00:39:05,637 "Yes, and" style. 833 00:39:05,678 --> 00:39:07,514 Hey. 834 00:39:07,555 --> 00:39:09,557 - This... - [laughs] 835 00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:11,267 This is all you, man. 836 00:39:12,852 --> 00:39:14,562 No, no. 837 00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:17,941 [Raf] Hey, while we're spreading the glory around, 838 00:39:17,982 --> 00:39:20,985 give it up to the guy who kind of got us going. 839 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:25,156 The man with a plan, Seth "Spillz" Novak. 840 00:39:25,198 --> 00:39:26,950 - [cheers] - [Raf] Yes! 841 00:39:26,991 --> 00:39:29,160 [whooping] 842 00:39:29,202 --> 00:39:32,038 [Josh] Speech, speech! 843 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,665 No, no, no. 844 00:39:33,706 --> 00:39:36,584 No...okay, okay. 845 00:39:36,626 --> 00:39:39,629 I might have a tight five in me. Uh... 846 00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:41,131 How is everybody doing tonight? 847 00:39:41,172 --> 00:39:43,007 - [cheers] [Josh] We are good! 848 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:45,301 [Seth] Hey, is anyone here on a date? 849 00:39:45,343 --> 00:39:47,762 How about any newlyweds in the audience, recently married? 850 00:39:47,804 --> 00:39:48,596 No? Okay. 851 00:39:48,638 --> 00:39:50,056 And castaways? 852 00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:52,475 Anyone here stranded on a deserted fucking island? 853 00:39:52,517 --> 00:39:53,685 - [cheers] - [Raf] Yes! 854 00:39:53,726 --> 00:39:55,019 [Ivan] All of us! 855 00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:57,397 [Seth] You know, I... I vividly remember the day 856 00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:00,400 that I met each of you. 857 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,235 Not that there's anything particularly special 858 00:40:02,277 --> 00:40:04,904 about any of you, but because who could possibly forget 859 00:40:04,946 --> 00:40:08,533 a catastrophic fucking plane crash? 860 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:12,412 No, but seriously, you... 861 00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:15,957 you all left big impressions on me that day. 862 00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:19,252 I remember Scotty and Bo, 863 00:40:19,294 --> 00:40:22,172 so clearly each other's ride-or-die. 864 00:40:22,213 --> 00:40:24,174 I bet you didn't think that "die" would be 865 00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:25,675 a literal possibility, huh? 866 00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:28,469 - No. No, I didn't. [Seth] No? Okay. 867 00:40:28,511 --> 00:40:31,890 I remember Ivan with his sick loafers. 868 00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:34,017 And, look, I know that they're worse for wear, 869 00:40:34,058 --> 00:40:36,811 but maybe I can borrow 'em one day. 870 00:40:36,853 --> 00:40:39,397 - We'll talk. [Seth] We will. We'll talk. 871 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:42,859 Josh, who after, like, half an hour of knowing him, 872 00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:46,154 had already offered me, like, six homeopathic remedies 873 00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:48,865 and a Schedule II drug. 874 00:40:48,907 --> 00:40:50,533 Nice. 875 00:40:50,575 --> 00:40:53,244 And I don't remember Henry 'cause I don't have to. 876 00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:56,831 - [howls] [Seth] Okay? 877 00:40:56,873 --> 00:40:59,792 And Kirin, who I first wrote off 878 00:40:59,834 --> 00:41:03,087 as a juicehead asshole. 879 00:41:03,129 --> 00:41:05,506 Seriously, man, when are you gonna change my mind on that? 880 00:41:05,548 --> 00:41:07,008 - [laughter] - Oh! 881 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:09,427 Spillz, you little piss-ant. Fuck you. 882 00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:11,512 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me. 883 00:41:11,554 --> 00:41:13,306 Please, sit down. 884 00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:14,557 No, seriously, 885 00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:18,436 without your "act first, think later" attitude, 886 00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:21,022 I mean, you've helped us more than once, man. 887 00:41:21,064 --> 00:41:24,067 So, respect. 888 00:41:27,195 --> 00:41:28,655 And then, there's Raf. 889 00:41:28,696 --> 00:41:32,492 You know, there's no joke here, man, there's no punchline. 890 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:35,495 We stared down some dark shit together that first day, 891 00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:41,000 and...I don't know if it's man-of-few-words thing, 892 00:41:41,042 --> 00:41:46,089 but you have this calm about you that saved my sanity. 893 00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:49,050 [clears throat] 894 00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:52,011 Fuck. We were strangers. 895 00:41:52,053 --> 00:41:54,222 We were strangers who came together. 896 00:41:54,264 --> 00:41:56,641 And, what did we fucking do?! 897 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,768 We were strangers who came together 898 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:02,939 and we killed a motherfucking jag! 899 00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:06,150 [cheering] 900 00:42:06,192 --> 00:42:08,778 [screaming] 901 00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,488 [indistinct shouting] 902 00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:12,323 Nice shit, bruh. 903 00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:18,663 - Whoo! - Oh! 904 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:20,164 [laughter] 905 00:42:20,206 --> 00:42:22,417 [Kirin] Nuclear pantsing, dawg! 906 00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:26,379 [laughter] 907 00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:31,467 [Kirin] Nuclear pantsing! 908 00:42:31,509 --> 00:42:34,387 What the fuck, man? 909 00:42:35,722 --> 00:42:38,016 [Kirin] Oh...oh, wait... 910 00:42:38,057 --> 00:42:40,935 Aw, boo! 911 00:42:40,977 --> 00:42:43,730 - [booing] - [Josh] Come back! 912 00:42:43,771 --> 00:42:46,691 Aw, come on, fuckers. Let's drink! 913 00:42:50,111 --> 00:42:51,154 Whoo! 914 00:43:07,211 --> 00:43:10,673 It won't go away. 915 00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:13,593 The pain? 916 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:18,973 I understand. 917 00:43:30,068 --> 00:43:33,488 My best friend... 918 00:43:33,529 --> 00:43:36,407 killed herself last year. 919 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:46,834 I know that blame is hard to put on one person... 920 00:43:48,336 --> 00:43:50,213 But I deserve a lot of it. 921 00:43:55,301 --> 00:43:57,136 I kissed her. 922 00:43:59,138 --> 00:44:02,016 But when her parents found out, 923 00:44:02,058 --> 00:44:05,978 I told them it was the other way around. 924 00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:11,067 Got everyone to believe that she was wrong, sick. 925 00:44:13,152 --> 00:44:15,947 I got her believing it too. 926 00:44:21,244 --> 00:44:24,789 The guilt. 927 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:27,708 The shame I felt. 928 00:44:30,128 --> 00:44:34,424 Sometimes I even wanted to...follow her. 929 00:44:40,304 --> 00:44:42,223 What was her name? 930 00:44:44,642 --> 00:44:46,352 Becca. 931 00:44:46,394 --> 00:44:51,524 And how did you, like, pull yourself up and out of that? 932 00:44:56,779 --> 00:45:01,075 Dear Lord, you are my shield, my defender. 933 00:45:01,117 --> 00:45:04,078 You're my healing, my provider. 934 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,204 You're my peace. 935 00:45:05,246 --> 00:45:07,623 You're my joy, my wisdom, and my strength. 936 00:45:07,665 --> 00:45:10,668 You are the glory and the one who will lift my head high. 937 00:45:13,504 --> 00:45:15,965 It was my faith. 938 00:45:16,007 --> 00:45:18,885 And just holding on to those words: 939 00:45:18,926 --> 00:45:21,387 "Dear Lord, you are my shield, my defender," the whole thing. 940 00:45:21,429 --> 00:45:23,931 Just over and over again, like a mantra. 941 00:45:23,973 --> 00:45:27,143 Just sort of made me feel steady. 942 00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:31,147 Until one day, I actually was. 943 00:45:36,903 --> 00:45:39,489 Dear Lord. 944 00:45:39,530 --> 00:45:42,366 - You are my shield. - You are my shield. 945 00:45:42,408 --> 00:45:44,494 [Shelby] My defender. - My defender. 946 00:45:44,535 --> 00:45:45,953 - You're my peace. [Rachel] You're my peace. 947 00:45:45,995 --> 00:45:48,080 - You're my joy. - You're my joy. 948 00:45:48,122 --> 00:45:49,457 [Shelby] My wisdom and my strength. 949 00:45:49,499 --> 00:45:51,125 My wisdom and my strength. 950 00:45:51,167 --> 00:45:53,211 [Shelby] You are the glory. - You are the glory. 951 00:45:53,252 --> 00:45:55,296 And the one that will lift my head high. 952 00:45:55,338 --> 00:45:57,465 And the one that will lift my head high. 953 00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:03,221 Amen. 954 00:46:08,768 --> 00:46:09,852 Amen. 955 00:46:23,115 --> 00:46:26,118 [excited chatter] 956 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:36,379 [Josh] There he is! 957 00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:37,755 Oh. 958 00:46:37,797 --> 00:46:39,882 I was worried about you, man. 959 00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:47,932 Bro, you have just got to... 960 00:46:47,974 --> 00:46:52,520 you just got to, like, not even let it get to you 961 00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:54,897 'cause that is how they win. 962 00:46:54,939 --> 00:46:59,360 Trust me. Ha. I know exactly how you feel. 963 00:46:59,402 --> 00:47:04,240 Like, this one time, I got pantsed by Chloe King 964 00:47:04,282 --> 00:47:07,743 during my sixth grade spelling bee. Ugh! 965 00:47:07,785 --> 00:47:09,287 It was like the exact same thing, 966 00:47:09,328 --> 00:47:11,998 except my underwear stayed up 967 00:47:12,039 --> 00:47:15,543 and I was spelling "amnesty" at the time. 968 00:47:15,585 --> 00:47:18,462 Oh, and this isn't pantsing, 969 00:47:18,504 --> 00:47:22,133 but one time, my brother made me lick the toilet seat. 970 00:47:22,174 --> 00:47:24,135 But not the top. 971 00:47:24,176 --> 00:47:25,511 The underside of the seat. 972 00:47:25,553 --> 00:47:26,554 Josh. 973 00:47:29,515 --> 00:47:33,311 Thank you, really. 974 00:47:33,352 --> 00:47:35,104 But I'm good. 975 00:47:42,862 --> 00:47:44,655 Anytime, man. 976 00:47:44,697 --> 00:47:47,283 [chuckles] 977 00:47:47,325 --> 00:47:49,702 Except now, 978 00:47:49,744 --> 00:47:53,247 because bedtime. 979 00:47:53,289 --> 00:47:54,874 [chuckles] 980 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,543 Good night, Joshy. Ha. 981 00:47:57,585 --> 00:47:58,794 Ah. 982 00:47:58,836 --> 00:48:01,797 [chatter in distance] 983 00:48:01,839 --> 00:48:04,800 [unsettling music] 984 00:48:04,842 --> 00:48:07,219 ♪ ♪ 985 00:48:07,261 --> 00:48:09,889 [exhales heavily] 986 00:48:14,810 --> 00:48:18,439 I wasn't there, you know? 987 00:48:18,481 --> 00:48:19,690 I was with the others, 988 00:48:19,732 --> 00:48:24,278 so, you know, this is what I heard after. 989 00:48:26,530 --> 00:48:30,910 Keep going, please. 990 00:48:34,664 --> 00:48:38,918 I'm not supposed to tell anyone. 991 00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:42,838 But, I don't know. 992 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,967 Sometimes I just... 993 00:48:47,009 --> 00:48:50,680 I want to say it out loud. 994 00:48:50,721 --> 00:48:52,556 I have to hear it out loud. 995 00:48:59,814 --> 00:49:01,190 He went to him. 996 00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:07,697 And he, uh... 997 00:49:09,532 --> 00:49:10,366 Raf. 998 00:49:18,874 --> 00:49:20,835 [whispers] They're listening. 999 00:49:24,630 --> 00:49:26,465 [Leah whispering] We'll find another way. 1000 00:49:29,009 --> 00:49:31,262 I'll find another way. 1001 00:49:31,303 --> 00:49:34,682 [tense music] 1002 00:49:34,724 --> 00:49:39,395 ♪ ♪ 1003 00:49:39,437 --> 00:49:42,648 I'm actually too tired. Sorry. 1004 00:49:45,943 --> 00:49:47,570 [Faber] Whoa. Wait, what just happened? 1005 00:49:47,611 --> 00:49:49,697 She had him. She had him on the threshold. 1006 00:49:49,739 --> 00:49:50,865 And she stopped him. 1007 00:49:50,906 --> 00:49:53,534 She fucking snaked us. 1008 00:49:53,576 --> 00:49:54,827 [Faber] I'll go intercept her. 1009 00:49:54,869 --> 00:49:56,287 I'll sit her back down, and we'll regroup. 1010 00:49:56,328 --> 00:49:57,246 - No. - No. 1011 00:50:03,544 --> 00:50:07,131 I hate seeing promising people. 1012 00:50:07,173 --> 00:50:10,926 Such a bitter pill when they disappoint you. 1013 00:50:10,968 --> 00:50:13,929 [eerie music] 1014 00:50:13,971 --> 00:50:16,640 ♪ ♪ 1015 00:50:16,682 --> 00:50:20,978 [distant voices chatting] 1016 00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:39,580 Seth? 1017 00:50:39,622 --> 00:50:41,624 [Seth] Do you think I'm like you? 1018 00:50:41,665 --> 00:50:43,876 Do you think I'm like you? 1019 00:50:43,918 --> 00:50:45,878 - Do you think I'm like you?! - What did I do? 1020 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,713 [Seth] I'm nothing fucking like you! 1021 00:50:47,755 --> 00:50:50,716 I'm nothing fucking like you. 1022 00:50:50,758 --> 00:50:52,760 Nothing. 1023 00:50:52,802 --> 00:50:55,012 Nothing. Nothing. 1024 00:50:55,054 --> 00:50:59,225 [distant shout, chatter] 1025 00:50:59,266 --> 00:51:03,687 Don't. Don't you move! 1026 00:51:10,820 --> 00:51:13,823 [grunting] 1027 00:51:19,411 --> 00:51:23,874 [groaning] 1028 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,088 I'm nothing like you, I'm nothing like you. 1029 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:32,842 I'm nothing... I'm nothing fucking like you. 1030 00:51:32,883 --> 00:51:35,886 [Seth grunting] 1031 00:51:37,930 --> 00:51:40,933 [excited chatter in distance] 1032 00:51:47,314 --> 00:51:50,276 [sinister music] 1033 00:51:50,317 --> 00:51:57,324 ♪ ♪ 1034 00:52:01,829 --> 00:52:08,836 [dark chords] 1035 00:53:53,357 --> 00:53:55,901 [child] Beep, beep. Coming through.