1 00:00:00,710 --> 00:00:05,506 [Fatin] Forty, forty-one, forty-two. 2 00:00:05,548 --> 00:00:07,967 Forty-two days on this dumb-fuck rock. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,053 [Dot] You've really commandeered that journal, hmm? 4 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:14,223 Yeah, for some truly masochistic reason, 5 00:00:14,265 --> 00:00:17,393 I like to think about what I'd be doing at any given moment, 6 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:18,978 like if none of this had happened. 7 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,980 And what would you be doing right now? 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,481 Well, I'd probably be at the med-spa, 9 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,442 getting my pubes lasered off. 10 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,277 It was my pre-Majorca ritual. 11 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:28,612 My family always goes this week. 12 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,239 [Dot] What week even is it? 13 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:32,700 You know, time here is like a flat circle. 14 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:34,034 I have no idea. 15 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,162 [Fatin] Today is July 18th. 16 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,127 Holy shit. 17 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:45,296 What's up? 18 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,965 Oh, it's my birthday today, you know? 19 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,592 [blows raspberry] Big 1-8. 20 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,552 [forced laughter] 21 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:54,054 [light music] 22 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,639 No. 23 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:58,768 No, Fatin. You can't tell the others, please? 24 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,728 Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out. 25 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:02,772 I can, and I will. 26 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,607 [Dot] Fatin, I don't do birthdays. 27 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,275 They're stupid, 28 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:08,986 and self-centered, and... 29 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:11,029 "Congrats to me, at me. 30 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,032 "I slid out of a vag. 31 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,242 Time to throw myself a friend parade." 32 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,535 You put this to bed now. 33 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,418 Guess what, bitches? 34 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:28,798 Ice the booze...and get horny. 35 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,050 It's Dorothy's motherfucking birthday. 36 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,053 [lively music] 37 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,931 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,266 How much longer do I have to do this? 39 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:43,187 [Faber] Well, that kind of depends on you. 40 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:45,523 But I've been down there with him for hours 41 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:48,651 and I can't tell if I'm getting, like, 42 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,654 warm, cold, mild, or just, like, nowhere. 43 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,615 I've told you everything I can. 44 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,325 Something happened 15 days in, 45 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:59,578 and none of the boys will talk about it. 46 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,039 What's this sudden hesitation about? 47 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,541 What, are you worried that we won't hold up 48 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:04,583 our end of the bargain? 49 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,918 Yeah, there's that. 50 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,671 It's also the whole "putting on an act" thing. 51 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,217 We're not all as good at it as you are. 52 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:14,969 [Young] You're not buying that, are you? 53 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:17,721 'Cause I think she puts on a pretty good show. 54 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:20,140 I can't pretend I didn't fall 55 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,809 for her little panic attack number. 56 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:23,352 [Gretchen] Not your finest hour. 57 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:25,855 But if she can find out what tore the boys apart, 58 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,399 we'll call it a wash. 59 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:35,114 Wow, you're still harboring some pretty serious hostility 60 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,448 toward her. 61 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,659 Doesn't feel good getting worked over like that. 62 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,411 Oh, much better to be on this side 63 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,830 of the manipulation game, isn't it? 64 00:02:42,872 --> 00:02:45,958 [Faber] You know what I think you might need? 65 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,918 A little good faith gesture on our part. 66 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:54,842 Transcripts from the several calls 67 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:58,095 that Jeff made to you, to one of your teachers, 68 00:02:58,137 --> 00:02:59,930 even to the authorities, 69 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,807 inquiring about your welfare. 70 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:07,313 They're real? 71 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,481 He did try for you, Leah. 72 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,525 So tenaciously, in fact, 73 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:14,486 that it's become a bit of a problem for us. 74 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,575 You wouldn't hurt him. 75 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:22,077 We'll make good if you do. 76 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,370 You come through for us on this 77 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:26,749 and we can and will let you call him. 78 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,630 [apprehensive music] 79 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:39,553 ♪ ♪ 80 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,143 Whoa. What's wrong? Are you okay? 81 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,938 Shh, I thought I heard voices. 82 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,230 - Did someone follow you? [Leah] Shh. 83 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,070 Okay. I don't think this, what we're doing here, 84 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,363 I don't know if it's gonna work. 85 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,781 Sounds like a breakup speech. 86 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,200 Please don't joke. It's not working fast enough. 87 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,575 Time is, like, slipping by 88 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,411 and every second, I feel closer to getting caught. 89 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,955 Do you want to sit and breathe for a sec? 90 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,706 We don't have much longer. We have to make a move. 91 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:08,916 [Raf] Leah. 92 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,170 Have some. 93 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,305 It's not my favorite flavor. 94 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,474 [small laugh] 95 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,143 It's the only one that comes in a green bottle. 96 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,603 Did you know that? 97 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:35,150 My family, we used to lug all our bottles 98 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,861 to the recycling place for cash. 99 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,571 The green bottles aren't worth as much, 100 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,699 so my mom would let me keep these ones. 101 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,827 I'd stack 'em in my bedroom on the west wall, 102 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:48,706 and when the sun set and the light hit it, 103 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,749 looked like jewels. 104 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,628 We need to get home. 105 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,090 Yeah, I know. 106 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,883 I know. 107 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,135 [exhales] 108 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:04,304 So this move we need to make... 109 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,973 how's it start? 110 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,560 With more of us. 111 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,187 We find some of the others, bring them in. 112 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:16,734 And I know the girls, and I know who to start with, but... 113 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,777 But I need to know your people now. 114 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:22,531 Their strengths, their weaknesses. 115 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,033 Who we can trust. 116 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,914 There was this time... 117 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:34,001 this day, actually... 118 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,795 where we really learned a lot about each other. 119 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,799 It was the day we decided to... 120 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,260 [Scotty] Surround that big fucking cat on all sides, 121 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,095 armed with the baddest spears we can make, 122 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:47,681 then basically just stab the shit out of it. 123 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:51,101 Stab, stab, stab! 124 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,811 Ha ha. Dead jaguar. 125 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,813 [Kirin] This is the play you want us to run? 126 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,232 I don't even know what I'm looking at here. 127 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,567 [Josh] Looks like a human cell, 128 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:00,778 like how we had to draw it in biology? 129 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,613 Is that a ribosome right there? 130 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:03,864 That's obviously the jag! 131 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:06,241 Bo, is that not obviously the jag? 132 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,951 I wouldn't say "obviously." 133 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,245 [Kirin] Can't just run up and stab it, dawg. 134 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,998 This isn't the hood. 135 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,041 "The hood"? 136 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,542 Bitch, you don't know my life. 137 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,503 For all you know, I could live in one of those red brick, 138 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,505 good trick-or-treating-type communities. 139 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,672 He doesn't. 140 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,257 [Scotty] Okay. Well, if my idea sucks, 141 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,801 let's see you come up with one on your own. 142 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,428 Or would that make your jalopy-ass brain overheat, 143 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,472 you fucking dumb-dumb? 144 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,307 The fuck did you just call me? 145 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:32,184 You heard me, big bird-ass bitch. 146 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,310 [Seth] Whoa, guys, you guys. Chill. 147 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,270 Everyone's got a point here, right? 148 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,523 Kirin's right, a direct attack 149 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,108 would probably be a suicide mission. 150 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:42,152 But, Scotty, you're definitely onto something with the spears. 151 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:45,364 Easily our best bet, weapons-wise. 152 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,824 Badges, what do you think? 153 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,243 [Henry] Well, whatever we do, it's got to be from a distance. 154 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:52,037 We don't have any long-range firearms. 155 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,831 - Guess that means a trap. [Seth] Okay. 156 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,083 I don't know if what I'm imagining is, 157 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,168 like, a legit thing or just some Indiana Jones bullshit, 158 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:01,338 but what if we, like, make a thatch trap 159 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,508 that the jag could, like, fall through? 160 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,969 Oh, hell yeah, right onto some sharp-ass spears. 161 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,345 [Seth] Yes. Yes. Why not? 162 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:10,055 [Henry] Proper term is a pit-fall trap, 163 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,766 but, yes, theoretically, that could do the job. 164 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:13,934 [Seth] Nice, nice, nice. 165 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,979 So now all we need is a pit big enough. 166 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,397 Could we dig one? 167 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,107 [Raf] What if we cleared out the bunker? 168 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,860 Yes! Fuck yes! We spike the bunker. 169 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,153 [Ivan] Okay. I'm new here. 170 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,904 But cats are brilliant, right? 171 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,658 Like, I know she's not just gonna sashay over and fall in. 172 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,076 [Bo] Maybe we can bait it. 173 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,786 You know, like, with the turkey jerky. 174 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:35,122 Bo, yes! Fucking killer. 175 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:37,124 Okay. Will the jerky be enough? 176 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,209 [Scotty] I mean, we could throw some of that SPAM in there too, 177 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:42,921 you know, make like a shitty meat soufflé. 178 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,257 Holy shit. Did we just do this? 179 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,550 Did we just figure this thing out? 180 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:49,136 'Cause I feel like we figured this fucking thing out! 181 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:50,220 Guys, bring it in. 182 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,972 Yeah. I know it's super cheesy, 183 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,558 but humor me, please. 184 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,310 "Kill a motherfucking jag," on three. 185 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,520 - One, two... [all] Kill a motherfucking jag! 186 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,314 [cheers] 187 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,815 [Seth] All right. 188 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:03,816 We need spear makers, a cleared bunker, 189 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:06,320 and wood for the spears. 190 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,113 [Kirin] I'm on chop duty. 191 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,116 Who'd have thought that Second City improv 192 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,869 would come in clutch on a deserted island? 193 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,579 Big famous improv school? 194 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:19,749 They teach you how to collab, say "Yes, and?" 195 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:23,045 Okay, no. Forget it, noob. 196 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,588 Oh, shit, dude. 197 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:25,881 What the fuck? 198 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,216 Oh, shit, dude, you had a fire ant on you. Oh, my god. 199 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,384 Oh, shit. You got one too! 200 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,094 Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. 201 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,388 You got one too. Oh, fuck. You got one too. 202 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,474 - Oh, no. [Josh laughs] 203 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:42,022 Spillz. Can you and I team up, like, for one of the tasks? 204 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:43,774 Um, oh, shit. I would love to, 205 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:47,569 but I got to go with Kirin to collect some raw materials. 206 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,196 Uh, do y... 207 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:50,197 do you think that you could do me a solid 208 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,782 and head to the bunker with Raf? 209 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,869 Yeah, yeah. Of course. 210 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:58,413 Team Saint J. [chuckles] 211 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:01,625 I'm just gonna go take my meds, then we can skedaddle. 212 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,964 Hey, you know that I would go with you. 213 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,966 It's just that, this isn't gonna work 214 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,219 unless me and Jock Itch get on the same page. 215 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:15,222 - No, I get it. All good. - Yeah. 216 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:21,436 An actual 50-year-old... trapped in teenage form. 217 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,814 [Fatin] She is 18 today, people. 218 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:26,692 Which means she can legally vote, 219 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,735 she can buy porn, and she is officially 220 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,029 no longer of sexual interest to Jeffrey Galanis. 221 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,322 [Dot] Oh, my God. Why? 222 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:33,740 [Martha] It makes me a little sad, actually, 223 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,617 'cause I'm sure Dot would rather spend her birthday 224 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:39,329 at, like, a laser tag place or hibachi restaurant 225 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,706 or literally anywhere else. 226 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,374 [Fatin] But instead, she's hanging out 227 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,583 with our sorry asses 228 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,586 and this bottle of brut from...Idaho. 229 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,338 Jesus, Barbara, have some self-respect. 230 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:50,757 We have to go big. 231 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,553 We have to go big. 232 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,388 Hmm? 233 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,931 I said, "That's why we have to go big." 234 00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,891 All right. I'm talking about a party here, y'all, 235 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,810 and not some sad little round of applause, okay? 236 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:04,813 I'm talking a deluxe full-scale absolute birthday blow-out. 237 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,481 Honestly, the way I want it to play out, 238 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,858 we won't even need the champagne. 239 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,151 - Yes, we will. - Because we're gonna get 240 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,902 so freaking trashed on fun... - And champagne. 241 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,071 [Shelby] That it's gonna feel just like home, okay? 242 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,614 Not just for the birthday girl, but for all of us. 243 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:15,574 All right. Time to mobilize. 244 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,575 - Sorry. - Oh, oh. 245 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,701 I was sort of standing there, but... 246 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:18,952 Oh, my God. This is exciting! 247 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,162 - Are you excited? - Oh, my God. Yeah. 248 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,163 And I feel like you're giving me 249 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,081 some major divorced-dad-energy vibes, 250 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,624 like you're taking us to Six Flags 251 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,792 because you feel guilty for missing out 252 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,044 on the last five years of our lives. 253 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,421 I didn't miss anything. 254 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,924 Okay. So, listen. I'm thinking we do a surprise beach party. 255 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,509 Does Dot even like surprises? 256 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,178 She hates surprises, end quote. 257 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,679 Okay. Let's stick with a surprise, all right? 258 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,097 Today's about Dotty, okay? 259 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,724 We should give her exactly what she'll learn to love. 260 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:42,517 All right. See, all right, all right, all right. 261 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,479 It is all coming together in my head now. 262 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,149 Moonlight, bonfire, maybe even a little luau vibe. 263 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,026 Cultural appropriation. I'm not even mad at it. 264 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,903 - Fatin, what's the date? [Fatin] July 18th. 265 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,946 Sweet baby, Jesus. Eighteen on the 18th. 266 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,282 We have a golden birthday. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. 267 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,159 First things first, we gotta keep her busy till go-time. 268 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,869 Fatin, Leah, you're on Dot-distraction duty. 269 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:01,912 But, how do we even do that? 270 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,163 I delegate, you figure it out. 271 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,790 Okay. Rachel, Martha, Babe. On your feet. 272 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,460 Let's prep it here, and then we'll set it up on the beach. 273 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,212 - What have you done? [Fatin] I think I've unleashed 274 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,089 some sort of party coke fiend. 275 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,299 Okay, I know he's off-theme, 276 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,967 but if you have a piñata, you use him. 277 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,052 Am I right? 278 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,264 [Seth] Good length. Good reach. 279 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,933 What do we think? 280 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:23,850 Fine. 281 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:32,609 Man, I feel like I'm waiting tables at Bandera again. 282 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,573 It's a restaurant in Chicago. 283 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,200 [Kirin] You can keep trying, dude, 284 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,701 but I see straight through you. 285 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,328 [Seth] Yeah, y-you got me. 286 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,455 I-I never waited tables. I was only a busboy. 287 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,541 Man, that's crazy perceptive. How did you know that... 288 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,418 [Kirin] Not talking about that, dude. 289 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,881 I'm talking about your game here. 290 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,883 How you're working the group, 291 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,594 trying to be everyone's favorite camp counselor. 292 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,682 Oh, that. 293 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,018 No. Y-you're right, Kirin. I'm an evil genius. 294 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,314 And that's my diabolical plot, to be nice to people. 295 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,859 Okay, maybe I want people to like me. 296 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,277 Maybe that's not a maybe. 297 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,237 Okay, I definitely want people to like me. 298 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:20,198 But that's not something I'm, like, proud of. 299 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,451 But...look at me. 300 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,120 I mean, I-I'm out here making jokes, tap dancing for you, 301 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,205 but you say and do whatever the fuck you want, 302 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,124 not a single fuck given. 303 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,584 I'm not built like that. 304 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,877 And that's not some bullshit I'm just saying 305 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,171 to get you to like me. That's the... 306 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,673 that's the truth. 307 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,467 Whatever, dude. 308 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:41,928 Enough. 309 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,805 What's wrong? 310 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,099 Your meds not working? 311 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,602 Pick those up. 312 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,562 How's it going down there, by the way? You still drippy? 313 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,648 Stop thinking about my dick... 314 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,942 and pick those up, like I said. 315 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,531 I see right through you too. 316 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,743 And the tough-guy thing isn't gonna work either, dude. 317 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:12,375 Now what I will say, now that we cleared the air, 318 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:16,588 that clap thing aside... 319 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,841 No, I wish that I could just... 320 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,468 [groans] 321 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,803 I wish I could just fuck random girls like you. 322 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:27,057 But with me, it's like, 323 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:31,728 as soon as I zero-in on someone, she's, like... 324 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,856 the only one that I see and I'm like all-in. 325 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:37,567 Oh, ho, ho, ho. You're that guy. 326 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,153 I'm the that-est that guy. 327 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,782 I got so committed last time, 328 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,825 that when my girlfriend broke up with me, 329 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,245 I couldn't break up with the cat. 330 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,580 The puss that good, huh? 331 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,416 Oh...[laughs] yeah. Really, really great. 332 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,087 But I meant I literally took her cat, though. 333 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,923 Her parents called it kidnapping. 334 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,967 I called it borrowing. 335 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,094 [Kirin chuckles] Creepshow. 336 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:07,055 It's actually why I'm here, to "get perspective 337 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:11,351 and stop being so codependent," or whatever. 338 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,229 Listen, bro, 339 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,815 you gotta play the field instead. 340 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,817 It's like they say, 341 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,653 "Always bring sand to the beach." 342 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,324 Right, right. 343 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,660 "Bring sand to the beach." No, it's good advice. 344 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:32,747 [twig snaps] 345 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,750 [tense music] 346 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,710 ♪ ♪ 347 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,754 [twigs snapping] 348 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,433 [Josh whistling] 349 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,726 Oh! 350 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:56,187 [clattering] 351 00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:00,108 [continues whistling] 352 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,951 Ha. 353 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,371 How cool is that? 354 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:17,584 I learned this at circus camp when I was a kid. 355 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,045 Maybe try and stay on task? 356 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:20,920 Yeah. 357 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,928 It's crazy that we don't know each other better. 358 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,681 Like, why aren't you in the Latinx club? 359 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,809 I'm not of the decent, but they let me sit in to learn. 360 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,187 By the way, which do you prefer? 361 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,272 Hispanic, Latino? 362 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,191 Mexican is fine. 363 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,027 You're saying that I can say it? 364 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,613 You're, like, giving me a pass right now? 365 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,076 Mexican isn't a slur, Josh. 366 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,203 I know, right? 367 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,206 Like, I always tell my family not to wear sombreros 368 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,499 on Cinco de Mayo. 369 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,501 They don't get how their appropriation 370 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,379 white-washes the spirit of anti-colonial resistance. 371 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,089 Really learned a lot in that club there. 372 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,465 [Josh] I have. 373 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:09,719 And that is why I only celebrate Día de los Muertos, 374 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,013 good ol' Mexican Halloween. 375 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,182 [Leah laughs] Mexican Halloween? 376 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,393 Now, he did not actually call it that. 377 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,646 [Raf] He did. He took a sacred, centuries-old tradition 378 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,523 and Caucasianed the hell out of it. 379 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,692 He had gotten so much right. 380 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:27,320 Like, I was actually starting to root for him. 381 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,405 Me too. 382 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,120 Still am, actually. 383 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,207 But why didn't you stop him? 384 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,626 Explain to him where he had gone wrong? 385 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,837 It's his problem, not mine. 386 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,338 No, yeah. I know. 387 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,215 I wasn't trying to say that it was your responsibility. 388 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,470 I don't know. 389 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,848 I've learned that if you let people talk like that, 390 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,518 they end up revealing a lot about themselves. 391 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,271 It's like the one okay thing about being the quiet guy. 392 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,150 I don't tell on myself as much. 393 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:15,201 Maybe the saying is right... less is more. 394 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,666 [Ivan] Behold. 395 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,878 Excalibur. 396 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,129 Chhh! 397 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,632 Always doing the most, man. 398 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,009 Yo, Ivan? 399 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,012 Look, I love it. 400 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,930 You know, you're getting into it, 401 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,932 feeling the Wakanda-forever shit, but I... 402 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,350 [scoffs] 403 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,188 No. I do not do the MCU, Skippy. 404 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,898 I'm not a philistine. 405 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:49,569 This is Camelot, you know? This is Arthurian. 406 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,779 [Scotty] Yeah, see. That's... 407 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,238 that's what I'm tryna talk to you about. 408 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,825 I mean, do you really got to be so extra all the time? 409 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,994 I don't know. Do you have to be so short? 410 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,329 So petite? 411 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,498 So absolutely chode-sized? 412 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,500 [Scotty] That was a good one. Yeah, no. 413 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,168 All I'm saying is, you know, 414 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,545 we got to stay on task to get shit done. 415 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,131 So, like, maybe quit prancing around and man up? 416 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:14,385 Wow. I cannot believe this bullshit followed me here. 417 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,762 You know, you do understand that we share 418 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,889 a common enemy, right? 419 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,934 But because of gender policers like you 420 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:24,437 who don't like my crop tops or my so-called broken wrists... 421 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,356 Man, I didn't even say all that. 422 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,234 I mean, I don't have the time to explain subtext to you, 423 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,860 but you actually and totally did. 424 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,403 [Henry] I'm not taking sides here. 425 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,073 I cannot stress enough, no sides. 426 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,200 But for the sake of the trap, Ivan, 427 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:40,954 your spear has to be a little more...functional. 428 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,331 Exactly! Thanks for taking my side, man. 429 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,251 [Ivan] I'll have you know, my spear is very functional. 430 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,254 But more importantly, it's a statement. 431 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,839 [Scotty] Jesus fucking Christ. 432 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,924 The jag doesn't care about your statement. 433 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,968 It's trying to kill us. 434 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,512 A-and it's gonna take some real men to kill it first. 435 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,889 Tell me, Scotty. What makes you a real man? 436 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,559 A lot of shit. I like to stand when I piss. 437 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,227 I like a big breakfast. 438 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,688 And I do everything I can to hustle hard 439 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,982 and save up money to support my fucking family. 440 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,567 Oh. You know what? I can't tell if that's sweet, 441 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,735 or just a clichéd rap bar. 442 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,405 You know what? Fuck you, you fucking pussy. 443 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,407 [Seth] Look alive, boys. 444 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,492 Yeah. 445 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,911 We come bearing gifts. 446 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,332 [Scotty] Yo, what the fuck is that? 447 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,959 [Kirin] Bait. 448 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,169 - Like, real bait. [Bo] It stinks. 449 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,922 Which is why it'll be an affective lure, 450 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,800 better than the jerky even. 451 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,844 Well done. 452 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,888 Scout's salute. 453 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,723 [fart noise] 454 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,474 [Kirin laughs] 455 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,184 [Kirin] What have you fuckers been up to, huh? 456 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,728 Making wands? 457 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,230 [Ivan] Yeah, okay. And the fucking pile-on. 458 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,440 She's not a wand. 459 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,358 [Seth] Man, you guys did some fucking damage. 460 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,736 All right. When we finish sharpening this new batch, 461 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,405 let's take it to the bunker. 462 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,032 This is gonna fucking work. 463 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,867 Fuck. 464 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,995 Hey, hey, hey, hey! There she is. 465 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,455 Excited much? 466 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,874 [Fatin] Dorothy! 467 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,501 Where are you going? 468 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,170 I'm dragging this log back to camp. 469 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,422 I thought we could use it as a crossbeam or, like, seating. 470 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,549 [Leah imitates buzzer] Can't let you do that, pal. 471 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,134 Yeah. Camp's a no-go zone. 472 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,054 Pal? What are you talking about? 473 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,972 The others are over there. 474 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,683 They're doing Tai Chi. Capoeira. 475 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,393 Yeah, one of those martial arts. 476 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,229 It's also very gentle. 477 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,898 But, yeah. Anyways, it's very sacred 478 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,275 and we can't interrupt. 479 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,612 - Is she okay? [Fatin] Oh, yeah. 480 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,072 Just Leah. 481 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,658 Honestly, though, do you mind coming back for the log 482 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,242 and helping us snare some birds? 483 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,661 Martha's not feeling up for the hunt. 484 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,871 What's wrong with her? Is she okay? 485 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,125 I mean, I don't want to be indiscreet, 486 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,711 but it is spelled D-I-A-H-H, or... 487 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,422 She's just fine. Just a stomachache. 488 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,132 It's... [fart noise] 489 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,427 [Fatin] So you'll come with us, right? Yeah? 490 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,971 I mean, you're terrible with a slingshot, 491 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,931 but I'd rather arm you than this nutjob. 492 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,562 Yeah. Let's just get this over with. 493 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,982 It just keeps coming out. Just keeps coming out. 494 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,985 [ambient music] 495 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:20,571 ♪ ♪ 496 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,574 [breathing heavily] 497 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:30,623 ♪ ♪ 498 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:56,733 [Toni] Nailed it, right? 499 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,109 We figured Dot's fucking classic, 500 00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,736 so we kept it simple, earthy. 501 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,446 And I stuck some little four-leaf clovers 502 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,489 on there for luck. 503 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:07,618 But...well, I mean, they're not actual four-leaf clovers. 504 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,746 I just split one of the leaves to fake it. 505 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,331 So, what do you think? 506 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:15,501 Ladies, I do not have time to be anything 507 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,503 but straightforward here, all right? 508 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,963 It's a no. Like an epic no. 509 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,256 I said make a crown. 510 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,717 This...this is like a sad wreath. 511 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,302 And if I saw it hanging on somebody's door, 512 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,263 I would say to myself, "Whoever lives in there has given up." 513 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:29,849 Wow, Shelby. 514 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,434 - I'm sorry. [Shelby] It's fine, Martha. 515 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,685 I'm just a little disappointed. 516 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:35,104 Not in you, all right, just the work, okay? 517 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,481 And in Toni. 518 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,733 Oh. Oh, okay. 519 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,109 Here it comes. Drag me. 520 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:41,736 [Shelby] Babe, you know my taste better than this. 521 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,279 Would it kill you to add some color? 522 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:45,698 Blossoms, berries, anything to make it pop? 523 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:49,118 Yeah. Heard, heard. I'll take another crack at it. 524 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,454 [Shelby] Thank you. I know I'm being tough. 525 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:56,751 I just...I want this to be amazing, okay? 526 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,170 I know, Bee. I got you. We'll come through. 527 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,968 Are you like a clone? 528 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,012 Seriously, like, are you even you? 529 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,889 Because the Toni that I know would have given her 530 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,599 a roundhouse kick for that attitude. 531 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:14,143 God, shut up. It's cute on her. 532 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,187 Fucking sexy, actually. 533 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,689 [Martha] Okay, ew. Stop it. 534 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,108 Cringe. 535 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,403 Seriously, though. 536 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:27,156 I'm really loving how happy she's made you. 537 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:32,787 And I've never seen you so mellow. 538 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,872 Yeah. It's great. 539 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,085 But also weird. Like, I don't know. 540 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,213 I've got, like, a real faith in her or something. 541 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,091 Like, there's no hiding and no secrets. 542 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:50,972 Makes me feel sort of safe, which is new. 543 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,904 [Rachel] Beach party setup's looking good, okay? 544 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,865 I set up the tikis already, rigged up a little limbo game, 545 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:11,325 and I probably shouldn't talk it up, 546 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,162 but my sandcastle cake is a fucking work of art. 547 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:17,248 Hey, check it. I made a little mock-up. 548 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:20,960 Three tiers, shells all over, sparklers as toppers. 549 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,753 Well, I'm sure it's stunning. 550 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:23,963 And I cannot wait to see it. 551 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,298 You know, the others need to take a page 552 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:26,674 out of your playbook 'cause you're, like, 553 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,718 the only person making my life easier today. 554 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,928 Yeah. Happy...happy to do that for you. 555 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,014 [Shelby] We might pull this off. 556 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,391 Like, this might actually be magical. 557 00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:38,686 Friends, champagne, 558 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,062 perfect weather, beautiful scenery... 559 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,148 Just slow your fucking roll. 560 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,901 Just maybe like don't get so poetic about this island. 561 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:47,195 It's not fucking paradise. 562 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,572 Oh, God. Rachel, I'm so sorry. 563 00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,866 I did not mean to say that this island was, like... 564 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:54,368 or that I don't want to get off this island because I... 565 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,954 Rachel, that was just incredibly thoughtless of me. 566 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,623 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 567 00:24:58,664 --> 00:24:59,749 I shouldn't have even tasked you with anything. 568 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:00,708 Is it too much? How are you? 569 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,627 Shelby, it's fine. I'm fine. 570 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:03,669 I'm cool. 571 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,882 I'm just a little touchy today, but I'm fine. 572 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,343 Really. 573 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,094 Like, really, you got to get out there 574 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:15,932 and see my three-tier, god-tier fucking masterpiece. 575 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,808 I'm sure it's magnificent. 576 00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:19,810 Yeah. 577 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,062 [Josh] High-five. 578 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,314 Well, it's more of a low-five for me, 579 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:24,899 but here's to the last one. 580 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,613 Sorry I stayed up here, by the way. 581 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:34,367 My claustrophobia... it's probably the worst phobia. 582 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:35,868 Well, there's xeno. 583 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:38,204 Super glad I don't have that one. 584 00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:40,206 Oh, I am so sorry. 585 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:49,090 [chuckles] 586 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,549 What do you think he'd rate it? 587 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,718 [laughing] 588 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,180 Oh, a...seven. 589 00:25:56,222 --> 00:26:00,977 Yeah, like a level-seven documentation regurgitation. 590 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,062 Pretty good. That's pretty good. 591 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,897 Thank you. 592 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:07,984 Do you think Seth would let me intern for Spillz? 593 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:12,029 Man, I would do anything for that gig, 594 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,739 except move to Chicago. 595 00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:17,118 My sinuses would not last a day in that climate. I... 596 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:21,038 Sorry. 597 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,003 Sorry, I don't mean to talk so much. 598 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,755 I...I know it's a lot. 599 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,842 Yeah, maybe. No offense. 600 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:38,889 I didn't say much at all till I was seven actually. 601 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:43,102 I had this lisp that I felt weird about. 602 00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:46,731 Once it went away, I guess I sort of made up for lost time. 603 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,776 Once at dinner, my dad goes to my mom, 604 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:51,986 "I'm beginning to regret 605 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:55,448 spending all that money on Dr. Brimmer." 606 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,783 The speech therapist. 607 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,829 Man, that's tough. 608 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:05,958 They are tough. That is their thing. Ha. 609 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,461 Which worked on my brother and sister, 610 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:11,297 who were basically superhumans. 611 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:13,841 Like, they are crazy popular. 612 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,593 They played volleyball at USC. 613 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,303 And they both do modeling 614 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:20,014 for a sustainable orthodontics company. 615 00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:22,266 [laughing] 616 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:26,562 Meanwhile, I'm over here 617 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:30,232 with not a huge ton of friends 618 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:35,488 and a propensity to get stress hives. 619 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,991 That's why they sent me on this retreat actually, 620 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:42,661 to be less like that. 621 00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:47,917 "Learn a little grit," my mom said. 622 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,379 Maybe it's working. 623 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,924 You think? 624 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:56,675 You're surviving. 625 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,513 Making friends. 626 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,227 [Kirin] San Diego! 627 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,687 Come on, boys. Let's make us a trap. 628 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:09,939 [Scotty] Let's get into it. [Seth] All right! 629 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,149 Let's get to work. 630 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,818 [indistinct chatter] 631 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,403 - [boy] Can you get me a rope? - [boy] Yeah. 632 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,531 [Seth] Two more here. 633 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:20,908 [Raf] Two down here, at least two. 634 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:23,327 [Bo] Just checking. You need any more? 635 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,287 [indistinct chatter] 636 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:30,918 ♪ ♪ 637 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,428 You guys think we could all put our hands in 638 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:43,347 and do that shout again? 639 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,558 - What? I liked it. - No. 640 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:46,892 Now that we're on ground zero, 641 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,812 we have to be as stealthy as the jag we're hunting. 642 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:53,190 Shh. 643 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,152 [all] Surprise! 644 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,361 Yeah! 645 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,572 [Dot] I hate you. 646 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:03,117 - All of you. - We love you too, Dorothy. 647 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:05,494 [Dot] Well, not that I didn't see it coming, 648 00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:08,456 because you have a shit-ass poker face. 649 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,666 Okay, so I'm not a smooth person. 650 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,543 Moving on. 651 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:16,755 [both] You are a hard-ass working queen. 652 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:19,884 [Shelby] And... 653 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,594 [humming] 654 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:23,137 [Rachel] Retired. 655 00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:24,805 [light laughter] 656 00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:26,974 Oh, my God. You... 657 00:29:27,016 --> 00:29:29,018 Fatin might have been the leak, 658 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:31,479 but I know you were behind this. 659 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,109 [Rachel] All right. Enough of that. 660 00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:38,402 Let's get this party started! 661 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,113 [cheering] 662 00:29:41,155 --> 00:29:42,948 [singer] ♪ Clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 663 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:45,534 ♪ Been the champion, rang the bell ♪ 664 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:47,953 ♪ Rocked the bottom, been through hell ♪ 665 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:50,748 ♪ Climbed the mountain, now I'm well ♪ 666 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,791 ♪ I just feel like coming back for the belt ♪ 667 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:54,251 ♪ I've been slipping and slipping ♪ 668 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,586 ♪ But now I'm back for double-dipping ♪ 669 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:56,629 ♪ Who am I kidding? I'm winning ♪ 670 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,422 ♪ My gentleman is for myself ♪ 671 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:01,091 ♪ I'm throwin' a Hail Mary to no one else ♪ 672 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,052 ♪ That's why I'm cheering for myself ♪ 673 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:06,180 ♪ Come on, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ 674 00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:08,682 ♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 675 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:11,268 ♪ Walk into the room like a boss, slow clap ♪ 676 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,812 ♪ Putting on a little extra sauce, slow clap ♪ 677 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,524 ♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ 678 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,068 ♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 679 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,570 ♪ Sidestepping people down the hall, slow clap ♪ 680 00:30:21,612 --> 00:30:24,490 ♪ Winter, spring or summer, or the fall, slow clap ♪ 681 00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:26,909 ♪ I don't wanna go to the back of the line ♪ 682 00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:29,411 ♪ No, no, I put in my time ♪ 683 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,206 ♪ From the garage to the penthouse, girls ♪ 684 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,542 ♪ Underdog to the top of the world ♪ 685 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:37,086 ♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ 686 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:39,797 ♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 687 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,091 ♪ Walk into the room like a boss, slow clap ♪ 688 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,760 ♪ Puttin' on a little extra sauce, slow clap ♪ 689 00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:47,346 ♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ 690 00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:49,974 ♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪ 691 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:52,768 ♪ Sidestepping people down the hall, slow clap ♪♪ 692 00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:56,564 [Dot] Listen, um... 693 00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:59,400 [small laugh] With what I'm about to say, 694 00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:03,487 just know that the bar is really low, but... 695 00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:08,534 This is the best birthday that I've ever had. 696 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:15,457 [Martha laughs] 697 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:18,711 My best birthday was two years ago, 698 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:21,297 and Toni snuck us into a casino. 699 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:22,631 [Toni] Yeah. Oh, yeah. 700 00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:25,009 Marty over here wanted to go see those nerdy magicians. 701 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,510 [Martha] It was Penn and Teller, 702 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:27,678 and they're illusionists. 703 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,179 [Toni] Okay, I was the illusionist, 704 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,140 sliding us past that asshole bouncer. 705 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,808 [Shelby] Well, as memorable as that sounds, 706 00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:34,643 my sweet 16 had you beat. 707 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,061 It was a "Great Gatsby" theme. 708 00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:38,939 And we actually rented like an old car. 709 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:40,691 And the best part was when my dad surprised me 710 00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:44,361 with a birthday video from none other than... 711 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:47,364 Joel Scott Osteen. 712 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,825 I... [laughs] 713 00:31:51,327 --> 00:31:54,163 What? That was... It was good. I loved it. 714 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:57,082 [laughter] 715 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:04,381 This just, like, kind of reminds me... 716 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:14,308 That I only have one birthday to celebrate from now on. 717 00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:22,900 Not two. 718 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:30,324 So fuck all your birthdays. 719 00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:33,327 [somber music] 720 00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:40,376 ♪ ♪ 721 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,255 I got this. 722 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,965 - Dot, no. [Dot] What? 723 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:47,841 [Shelby] Maybe you should, like, 724 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:51,512 just act your age for once. 725 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:54,223 Well, I'm actually an adult now, so... 726 00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:56,475 [Leah] Okay. Then don't act your age. 727 00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:59,603 That's our real gift to you. 728 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:03,565 You're retired, honey, just like Barbara. 729 00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:06,777 Let me take this one, all right? 730 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,744 [Henry] This isn't gonna work. 731 00:33:15,786 --> 00:33:19,248 Man, why would you say that? You pitched the trap. 732 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,291 [Seth] Yeah, Hen, don't relapse on me. 733 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,876 [Henry] I'm not saying we're gonna die. 734 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,920 I just think we'll have to pivot. 735 00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:27,840 Statistically speaking, first plans never work. 736 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,426 Have you ever seen the early drafts of "Bugs Bunny," 737 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,010 as sketched by the original artist? 738 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:34,555 [Kirin] Oh, yeah. 739 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:35,681 Yes, I have. 740 00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:39,935 You have? 741 00:33:39,977 --> 00:33:41,895 No, shithead. I was fucking with you. 742 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,272 Why would I have seen that? 743 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:48,694 Anyway, they're horrifying. 744 00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:51,697 Bugs looks like a DMT hallucination. 745 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,159 [jaguar growls] 746 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,162 [eerie music] 747 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:05,210 ♪ ♪ 748 00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:11,091 [punchy music] 749 00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:18,098 ♪ ♪ 750 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:33,572 [jaguar growls] 751 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,366 It's still alive. [jaguar growls] 752 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,706 [growls, snarls] 753 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,417 Fuck. It's rearing back. It's gonna fucking get out. 754 00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:47,336 Ivan, throw it to me! 755 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,463 [jaguar growling] 756 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,841 - [grunting] - [snarling] 757 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:55,010 - Aah! - [weaker growl] 758 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,805 - Aah! - [weak growl] 759 00:34:59,932 --> 00:35:02,559 [snarling] 760 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,648 Uhh! 761 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:10,692 [jaguar quiets down] 762 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,910 [panting] 763 00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:32,005 [whooping, laughing] 764 00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:39,888 [Kirin trills] 765 00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:43,851 [overlapping shouting] 766 00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:45,561 [grunting rhythmically] Ooh ooh ooh ooh, 767 00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,646 ah ah ah ah, 768 00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:49,022 ooh ooh ooh ooh, 769 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,524 ah ah ah ah, 770 00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:51,984 ooh ooh ooh ooh, 771 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,402 [faster] ah ah ah ah, 772 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,612 ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah, 773 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,865 ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah, 774 00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:01,243 Aaaaah! 775 00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:04,538 [all scream] 776 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:08,125 - [laughing] - Yea-ea-ah! 777 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,044 [chatter, laughter, whooping] 778 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:13,213 [trilling, whooping] 779 00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:15,632 [making various sounds] 780 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:20,053 [laughter, chatter] 781 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:20,929 Ha ha ha. 782 00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:22,222 Oh, man. 783 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:25,601 Just whole DNA lacking rhythm. 784 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:29,396 I mean, that boy look like he dancing for KitKot, not TikTok. 785 00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:38,530 Hey, I just want to say, you know, 786 00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:40,073 you really held it down at the bunker. 787 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,659 [Ivan] Hmm, while you ran. 788 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,203 - How virile of you. - I had to. 789 00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:47,372 One of us always dies in that scenario. 790 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,249 Wasn't gonna be me. 791 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,169 [chuckling] 792 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,837 Look, I know it's your style, but you can't 793 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:57,549 just joke your way back to congeniality with me, okay? 794 00:36:57,591 --> 00:37:01,303 I need, like, a reckoning. 795 00:37:01,345 --> 00:37:03,513 Look, man, I was getting there, all right? 796 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:08,727 It's...it's my bad about earlier, 797 00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:10,604 all that shit I said. 798 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:13,774 I was out of line. 799 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,235 You know, I don't even... 800 00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:18,946 I don't know where it comes from 801 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:24,910 or, like, why I feel like that, but...sorry. 802 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,419 We're cool. 803 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:39,549 [Scotty] Oh. Oh! 804 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,551 - Okay. Hey. - Okay, okay. 805 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,428 Wakanda forever, my brother. 806 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:46,306 [Kirin] I am the Jag Slayer! 807 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:51,228 I am gladiator! 808 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,646 [Ivan] Oh, no. 809 00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:55,524 I'm not letting him steal all the shine for this. 810 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:58,235 - Go get it. [Kirin] Take me northward! 811 00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,486 [Bo] Yeah, yeah, lift him. 812 00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:01,154 [Kirin] I said... 813 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,490 Big boy, here ya go! 814 00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:05,242 - [laughter] - [yelling] 815 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,411 [Ivan] Yes, Warrior O'Connor. 816 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,496 Yes, you may have dealt the final blow, 817 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:12,249 but what is a knight without his steel? 818 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,419 If not for my weaponry excellence, 819 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,004 what the fuck then? 820 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:20,007 Is not the real hero of the hour... 821 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,675 Okay, where is she? 822 00:38:21,717 --> 00:38:24,553 Your spear is in there. 823 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,054 It was pretty gross. 824 00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:31,101 [Ivan] Excalibur died for us. 825 00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:34,938 She made the ultimate sacrifice! 826 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,440 We put her through... 827 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,108 You should be up on some shoulders, 828 00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:39,192 getting the Gatorade bath. 829 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,944 Oh, nah. 830 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:43,989 [Ivan] We tossed her in. - [growls] 831 00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:46,658 [Raf] Come on. You basically put this whole thing together. 832 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:49,578 "Yes, and" style. 833 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,455 Hey. 834 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,498 - This... - [laughs] 835 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,208 This is all you, man. 836 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:58,503 No, no. 837 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,882 [Raf] Hey, while we're spreading the glory around, 838 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,926 give it up to the guy who kind of got us going. 839 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:09,097 The man with a plan, Seth "Spillz" Novak. 840 00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:10,891 - [cheers] - [Raf] Yes! 841 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:13,101 [whooping] 842 00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:15,979 [Josh] Speech, speech! 843 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,606 No, no, no. 844 00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:20,525 No...okay, okay. 845 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:23,570 I might have a tight five in me. Uh... 846 00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:25,072 How is everybody doing tonight? 847 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,948 - [cheers] [Josh] We are good! 848 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:29,242 [Seth] Hey, is anyone here on a date? 849 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:31,703 How about any newlyweds in the audience, recently married? 850 00:39:31,745 --> 00:39:32,537 No? Okay. 851 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:33,997 And castaways? 852 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:36,416 Anyone here stranded on a deserted fucking island? 853 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:37,626 - [cheers] - [Raf] Yes! 854 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:38,960 [Ivan] All of us! 855 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:41,338 [Seth] You know, I... I vividly remember the day 856 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,341 that I met each of you. 857 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,176 Not that there's anything particularly special 858 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:48,845 about any of you, but because who could possibly forget 859 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:52,474 a catastrophic fucking plane crash? 860 00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:56,353 No, but seriously, you... 861 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,898 you all left big impressions on me that day. 862 00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,193 I remember Scotty and Bo, 863 00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:06,113 so clearly each other's ride-or-die. 864 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:08,115 I bet you didn't think that "die" would be 865 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,616 a literal possibility, huh? 866 00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:12,410 - No. No, I didn't. [Seth] No? Okay. 867 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:15,831 I remember Ivan with his sick loafers. 868 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,958 And, look, I know that they're worse for wear, 869 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:20,752 but maybe I can borrow 'em one day. 870 00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,338 - We'll talk. [Seth] We will. We'll talk. 871 00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:26,800 Josh, who after, like, half an hour of knowing him, 872 00:40:26,842 --> 00:40:30,095 had already offered me, like, six homeopathic remedies 873 00:40:30,137 --> 00:40:32,806 and a Schedule II drug. 874 00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:34,474 Nice. 875 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:37,185 And I don't remember Henry 'cause I don't have to. 876 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:40,772 - [howls] [Seth] Okay? 877 00:40:40,814 --> 00:40:43,733 And Kirin, who I first wrote off 878 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:47,028 as a juicehead asshole. 879 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,447 Seriously, man, when are you gonna change my mind on that? 880 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:50,949 - [laughter] - Oh! 881 00:40:50,991 --> 00:40:53,368 Spillz, you little piss-ant. Fuck you. 882 00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:55,453 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me. 883 00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:57,247 Please, sit down. 884 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,498 No, seriously, 885 00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:02,377 without your "act first, think later" attitude, 886 00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:04,963 I mean, you've helped us more than once, man. 887 00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:08,008 So, respect. 888 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,596 And then, there's Raf. 889 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:16,433 You know, there's no joke here, man, there's no punchline. 890 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,436 We stared down some dark shit together that first day, 891 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:24,941 and...I don't know if it's man-of-few-words thing, 892 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:30,030 but you have this calm about you that saved my sanity. 893 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:32,991 [clears throat] 894 00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:35,952 Fuck. We were strangers. 895 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:38,163 We were strangers who came together. 896 00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:40,582 And, what did we fucking do?! 897 00:41:40,624 --> 00:41:42,709 We were strangers who came together 898 00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:46,880 and we killed a motherfucking jag! 899 00:41:46,922 --> 00:41:50,091 [cheering] 900 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:52,719 [screaming] 901 00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:54,429 [indistinct shouting] 902 00:41:54,471 --> 00:41:56,264 Nice shit, bruh. 903 00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:02,604 - Whoo! - Oh! 904 00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:04,105 [laughter] 905 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,358 [Kirin] Nuclear pantsing, dawg! 906 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:10,320 [laughter] 907 00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:15,408 [Kirin] Nuclear pantsing! 908 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,328 What the fuck, man? 909 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:21,957 [Kirin] Oh...oh, wait... 910 00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:24,876 Aw, boo! 911 00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:27,671 - [booing] - [Josh] Come back! 912 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:30,632 Aw, come on, fuckers. Let's drink! 913 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,095 Whoo! 914 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:54,614 It won't go away. 915 00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:57,534 The pain? 916 00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:02,914 I understand. 917 00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:17,429 My best friend... 918 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:20,348 killed herself last year. 919 00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:30,775 I know that blame is hard to put on one person... 920 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:34,154 But I deserve a lot of it. 921 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:41,077 I kissed her. 922 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,957 But when her parents found out, 923 00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:49,919 I told them it was the other way around. 924 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:55,008 Got everyone to believe that she was wrong, sick. 925 00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:59,888 I got her believing it too. 926 00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:08,730 The guilt. 927 00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:11,649 The shame I felt. 928 00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:18,365 Sometimes I even wanted to...follow her. 929 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:26,164 What was her name? 930 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,293 Becca. 931 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:35,465 And how did you, like, pull yourself up and out of that? 932 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:45,016 Dear Lord, you are my shield, my defender. 933 00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:48,019 You're my healing, my provider. 934 00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:49,145 You're my peace. 935 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,564 You're my joy, my wisdom, and my strength. 936 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:54,609 You are the glory and the one who will lift my head high. 937 00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,906 It was my faith. 938 00:44:59,948 --> 00:45:02,826 And just holding on to those words: 939 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:05,328 "Dear Lord, you are my shield, my defender," the whole thing. 940 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,872 Just over and over again, like a mantra. 941 00:45:07,914 --> 00:45:11,084 Just sort of made me feel steady. 942 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:15,088 Until one day, I actually was. 943 00:45:20,844 --> 00:45:23,430 Dear Lord. 944 00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:26,307 - You are my shield. - You are my shield. 945 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:28,435 [Shelby] My defender. - My defender. 946 00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:29,894 - You're my peace. [Rachel] You're my peace. 947 00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:32,021 - You're my joy. - You're my joy. 948 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,398 [Shelby] My wisdom and my strength. 949 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,066 My wisdom and my strength. 950 00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,152 [Shelby] You are the glory. - You are the glory. 951 00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:39,237 And the one that will lift my head high. 952 00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:41,406 And the one that will lift my head high. 953 00:45:46,161 --> 00:45:47,162 Amen. 954 00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:53,793 Amen. 955 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:10,059 [excited chatter] 956 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:20,320 [Josh] There he is! 957 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:21,696 Oh. 958 00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:23,823 I was worried about you, man. 959 00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:31,873 Bro, you have just got to... 960 00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:36,461 you just got to, like, not even let it get to you 961 00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:38,838 'cause that is how they win. 962 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,301 Trust me. Ha. I know exactly how you feel. 963 00:46:43,343 --> 00:46:48,181 Like, this one time, I got pantsed by Chloe King 964 00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:51,684 during my sixth grade spelling bee. Ugh! 965 00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,228 It was like the exact same thing, 966 00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:55,939 except my underwear stayed up 967 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:59,484 and I was spelling "amnesty" at the time. 968 00:46:59,526 --> 00:47:02,403 Oh, and this isn't pantsing, 969 00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:06,074 but one time, my brother made me lick the toilet seat. 970 00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:08,076 But not the top. 971 00:47:08,117 --> 00:47:09,452 The underside of the seat. 972 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,495 Josh. 973 00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:17,252 Thank you, really. 974 00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:19,045 But I'm good. 975 00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:28,596 Anytime, man. 976 00:47:28,638 --> 00:47:31,224 [chuckles] 977 00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:33,643 Except now, 978 00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:37,188 because bedtime. 979 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:38,815 [chuckles] 980 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,484 Good night, Joshy. Ha. 981 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:42,735 Ah. 982 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:45,738 [chatter in distance] 983 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:48,741 [unsettling music] 984 00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:51,160 ♪ ♪ 985 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:53,830 [exhales heavily] 986 00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:02,380 I wasn't there, you know? 987 00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:03,631 I was with the others, 988 00:48:03,673 --> 00:48:08,219 so, you know, this is what I heard after. 989 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:14,851 Keep going, please. 990 00:48:18,605 --> 00:48:22,859 I'm not supposed to tell anyone. 991 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,779 But, I don't know. 992 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:30,908 Sometimes I just... 993 00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:34,621 I want to say it out loud. 994 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:36,497 I have to hear it out loud. 995 00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:45,131 He went to him. 996 00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:51,638 And he, uh... 997 00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:54,307 Raf. 998 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,776 [whispers] They're listening. 999 00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:10,406 [Leah whispering] We'll find another way. 1000 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,203 I'll find another way. 1001 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:18,623 [tense music] 1002 00:49:18,665 --> 00:49:23,336 ♪ ♪ 1003 00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:26,589 I'm actually too tired. Sorry. 1004 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,511 [Faber] Whoa. Wait, what just happened? 1005 00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:33,638 She had him. She had him on the threshold. 1006 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,806 And she stopped him. 1007 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:37,475 She fucking snaked us. 1008 00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:38,768 [Faber] I'll go intercept her. 1009 00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:40,228 I'll sit her back down, and we'll regroup. 1010 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:41,187 - No. - No. 1011 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:51,072 I hate seeing promising people. 1012 00:49:51,114 --> 00:49:54,867 Such a bitter pill when they disappoint you. 1013 00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:57,870 [eerie music] 1014 00:49:57,912 --> 00:50:00,581 ♪ ♪ 1015 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:04,919 [distant voices chatting] 1016 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,521 Seth? 1017 00:50:23,563 --> 00:50:25,565 [Seth] Do you think I'm like you? 1018 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:27,817 Do you think I'm like you? 1019 00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:29,819 - Do you think I'm like you?! - What did I do? 1020 00:50:29,861 --> 00:50:31,654 [Seth] I'm nothing fucking like you! 1021 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,657 I'm nothing fucking like you. 1022 00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:36,701 Nothing. 1023 00:50:36,743 --> 00:50:38,953 Nothing. Nothing. 1024 00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:43,166 [distant shout, chatter] 1025 00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:47,628 Don't. Don't you move! 1026 00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:57,764 [grunting] 1027 00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:07,815 [groaning] 1028 00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:13,029 I'm nothing like you, I'm nothing like you. 1029 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:16,783 I'm nothing... I'm nothing fucking like you. 1030 00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:19,827 [Seth grunting] 1031 00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:24,874 [excited chatter in distance] 1032 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:34,217 [sinister music] 1033 00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:41,265 ♪ ♪ 1034 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:52,777 [dark chords] 1035 00:53:37,298 --> 00:53:39,842 [child] Beep, beep. Coming through.