1 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:24,907 I baptize you in Jesus's name. 2 00:00:24,932 --> 00:00:26,445 I baptize you in the name of... 3 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:27,643 I baptize you in the name of Jesus Christ. 4 00:00:27,667 --> 00:00:31,267 Welcome, friend. I baptize you in the name of Jesus Christ. 5 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,408 - God bless. God bless. Next. - I baptize you... 6 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:34,798 In Jesus's name. 7 00:00:36,886 --> 00:00:38,103 See? There you go. 8 00:00:38,128 --> 00:00:39,963 Everybody in your line keeps getting water up their nose. 9 00:00:39,987 --> 00:00:40,995 You're dipping them back too far. 10 00:00:41,019 --> 00:00:42,838 How about you do it your way, and I'll do it mine? 11 00:00:42,862 --> 00:00:44,463 How about you do it right? How about that, huh? 12 00:00:44,487 --> 00:00:46,283 - Okay. - Watch this. Get over here. 13 00:00:46,751 --> 00:00:48,767 I baptize you in the name of Jesus Christ. 14 00:00:48,792 --> 00:00:50,065 Smooth movements. Do you get that? 15 00:00:50,089 --> 00:00:51,502 - You see how that works? Yeah. - Oh, really? 16 00:00:51,526 --> 00:00:52,768 - "Smooth movements"? - Nobody's coughing. 17 00:00:52,792 --> 00:00:54,268 No water's coming out of nobody's nose. 18 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:55,525 Did you just splash me? 19 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:57,260 - No. I don't know who splash... - You splashing me? 20 00:00:57,284 --> 00:00:58,682 - I don't know who splashed you. - Do it again... 21 00:00:58,706 --> 00:00:59,799 - See what I do. - It wasn't... 22 00:00:59,823 --> 00:01:02,347 Y'all stop that. Stop that guffing and keep these lines moving. 23 00:01:02,372 --> 00:01:03,715 Tell him. He's the one splashing people. 24 00:01:03,739 --> 00:01:05,042 I'm not splashing nobody. 25 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:07,206 Long Wei, we got a bogey over here. 26 00:01:07,231 --> 00:01:10,784 Please tell him no photographs during the ceremony. 27 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:11,910 I'll leave right now... 28 00:01:11,934 --> 00:01:14,454 - if they're not gonna follow orders. - You can take my picture. 29 00:01:14,606 --> 00:01:15,831 What the hell was that? 30 00:01:15,856 --> 00:01:17,370 I think somebody turned on the waves. 31 00:01:17,395 --> 00:01:19,050 Damn it. Tell them to turn it off. 32 00:01:19,075 --> 00:01:21,050 Long Wei! How do you say "Shut it down"? 33 00:01:21,075 --> 00:01:22,214 Guan. 34 00:01:22,239 --> 00:01:23,347 - Wan! - Wan! 35 00:01:23,372 --> 00:01:24,792 - Wan! - Wan! 36 00:01:24,817 --> 00:01:25,964 - Oh, jeez. - Wan! 37 00:01:25,989 --> 00:01:27,722 - Wan! - Wan! 38 00:01:28,368 --> 00:01:29,433 No! 39 00:01:56,393 --> 00:01:59,861 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 40 00:02:05,802 --> 00:02:07,168 Here they come. 41 00:02:22,505 --> 00:02:23,753 Thank you, young lady. 42 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:33,184 Ni hao, Daddy. 43 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,323 That means "hello" in Chinese. 44 00:02:37,348 --> 00:02:38,542 I studied so much 45 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:40,313 even though I wasn't allowed to go with y'all. 46 00:02:40,337 --> 00:02:41,870 That's wonderful, baby doll. 47 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,933 Welcome back. How was China? 48 00:02:44,186 --> 00:02:45,752 Hell of a long ride. 49 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:49,198 5,000 people baptized. Sounds like a success to me. 50 00:02:49,223 --> 00:02:50,223 Yeah. 51 00:02:52,457 --> 00:02:54,113 How was China for you boys? 52 00:02:54,138 --> 00:02:57,034 I wouldn't know, 'cause I was stuck here, being a secretary. 53 00:02:57,059 --> 00:02:58,503 Oh, here we go. 54 00:02:58,528 --> 00:03:01,605 I'm a Gemstone, too, Jesse. I wanna do things too. 55 00:03:01,630 --> 00:03:03,430 Why does Daddy always overlook me, huh? 56 00:03:03,455 --> 00:03:05,332 Come on; don't get your panties in a bunch, sis. 57 00:03:05,356 --> 00:03:06,777 Flying around on private planes, 58 00:03:06,802 --> 00:03:08,573 being leaders... That's men's business. 59 00:03:09,012 --> 00:03:10,089 I could do it. 60 00:03:10,114 --> 00:03:11,636 I'm more of a man than Kelvin is. 61 00:03:11,661 --> 00:03:12,840 Well, I ain't gonna argue with you there. 62 00:03:12,864 --> 00:03:14,130 Don't turn this around on me. 63 00:03:14,155 --> 00:03:15,706 I got to go to China. She didn't. 64 00:03:15,731 --> 00:03:17,364 I'm definitely more of a man than her. 65 00:03:17,389 --> 00:03:19,628 - Kelvin, eat my ass. - Yeah, right. 66 00:03:19,653 --> 00:03:22,394 That'd be incest, and that is disgusting. 67 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:23,419 Bye. 68 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:36,874 Welcome home, Dr. Gemstone. 69 00:04:47,612 --> 00:04:49,890 My great apostle returns. 70 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:52,015 - How did it go, baby? - How you think it went? 71 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,179 Daddy put me in charge, 72 00:04:53,204 --> 00:04:55,773 and I Ace of Based that mission straight to the Lord. 73 00:04:55,798 --> 00:04:57,187 I knew you would. 74 00:04:58,102 --> 00:04:59,401 My king. 75 00:05:27,587 --> 00:05:29,421 - Welcome home, friend. - Oh! 76 00:05:29,446 --> 00:05:31,975 Keefe, you scared the bullcrud out of me. 77 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,038 I'm sorry, man. 78 00:05:33,063 --> 00:05:34,996 I'd like to keep your ballcrud in you. 79 00:05:35,021 --> 00:05:36,288 Yeah, no. I know. 80 00:05:36,313 --> 00:05:37,913 How was the Land of the Rising Sun? 81 00:05:38,695 --> 00:05:41,148 Well, Land of the Rising Sun is Japan. 82 00:05:41,173 --> 00:05:42,327 That would've been awesome. 83 00:05:42,352 --> 00:05:44,786 We were in China, and it sucked big-time. 84 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:45,905 Jesse was just, like, 85 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,329 riding me the whole time, 86 00:05:47,354 --> 00:05:48,387 fully up my butt. 87 00:05:48,412 --> 00:05:50,030 - Like, telling me what to do. - Oh. 88 00:05:50,055 --> 00:05:51,476 Not letting me do me. 89 00:05:51,501 --> 00:05:52,780 - 'Cause when I do me... - Yeah. 90 00:05:52,805 --> 00:05:53,906 - Good things happen. - Yeah. 91 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:55,335 I've got great methods. 92 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,195 I know. Your methods rule. 93 00:05:57,220 --> 00:05:59,304 I appreciate that. Pound that out, my man. 94 00:05:59,329 --> 00:06:00,561 Give me compliments. 95 00:06:00,586 --> 00:06:02,062 - Keefe, that's what's up. - Yeah. 96 00:06:02,087 --> 00:06:03,186 So what's good, man? 97 00:06:03,211 --> 00:06:04,277 No issues here. 98 00:06:04,302 --> 00:06:05,669 I slept in your room one night 99 00:06:05,694 --> 00:06:07,093 but then felt odd, 100 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:09,234 so I slept the rest of the time here on the couch 101 00:06:09,259 --> 00:06:10,392 with no top sheet. 102 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:13,991 Hey, man, you do not need to feel odd sleeping in my bed. 103 00:06:14,016 --> 00:06:15,523 I told you you could. 104 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:16,999 You're doing me a favor. 105 00:06:17,024 --> 00:06:19,015 I was aware I had your permission. 106 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:20,525 I don't know. 107 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:23,077 The energy in there is just unsettling. 108 00:06:23,227 --> 00:06:24,594 It's lonely. 109 00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:27,366 But, uh, the maids changed the bedding anyways. 110 00:06:27,391 --> 00:06:30,374 And I put all your mail over there on the kitchen counter. 111 00:06:30,602 --> 00:06:32,001 There's a lot of it. 112 00:06:32,026 --> 00:06:33,460 Good looking out, Keefe. 113 00:06:33,485 --> 00:06:35,046 - Hey. - Home-run friendship. 114 00:06:35,071 --> 00:06:36,757 I'm just very appreciative. 115 00:06:36,887 --> 00:06:38,913 I know not everybody wanted me here. 116 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,657 No, okay? 117 00:06:40,682 --> 00:06:42,476 That is bullarkey, my friend. 118 00:06:43,099 --> 00:06:46,577 Your past as a Satan worshipper was washed away 119 00:06:46,602 --> 00:06:48,288 when you accepted Jesus Christ, Our Savior, 120 00:06:48,313 --> 00:06:49,412 into your life. 121 00:06:49,437 --> 00:06:50,770 Everyone knows that. 122 00:06:50,795 --> 00:06:53,261 You are a success story to this family. 123 00:06:53,286 --> 00:06:55,343 - Nice. - Gosh darn right, it's nice. 124 00:06:55,775 --> 00:06:57,575 I'm gonna head back to my place. 125 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,399 I'm pretty bushed. 126 00:06:59,493 --> 00:07:00,866 Gonna go soak in the tub. 127 00:07:00,891 --> 00:07:03,273 What? No, man. Come on. 128 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,726 Let's stay up late, play some video games, 129 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:07,636 smash some Pixy Stix. 130 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:08,952 That sounds good. 131 00:07:09,522 --> 00:07:11,515 But I really need a soak. 132 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:13,586 I haven't been to my place in a while, and... 133 00:07:13,907 --> 00:07:15,616 I like to turn it up real hot. 134 00:07:16,005 --> 00:07:17,827 - Right on. That's what's up. Okay. - Okay. 135 00:07:17,852 --> 00:07:18,852 Yeah. 136 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:21,263 All right, well, it's been a while. 137 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:23,835 - All right. - Bro, hug it out. There we go. 138 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,413 So happy you're home. 139 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:27,588 Yeah. All right. 140 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:28,613 All right. 141 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,249 Night night. 142 00:07:30,836 --> 00:07:32,616 Night night also to you. 143 00:07:32,968 --> 00:07:33,999 Night night. 144 00:08:17,488 --> 00:08:18,787 Faggot. 145 00:08:19,143 --> 00:08:20,143 Excuse me? 146 00:08:20,168 --> 00:08:21,413 Kissing me in my bed. 147 00:08:21,438 --> 00:08:23,484 - I'm tucking you in. - You woke me up. 148 00:08:23,509 --> 00:08:24,734 Don't use bad words. 149 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:26,458 I got friends that are homosexuals. 150 00:08:26,483 --> 00:08:28,647 - I bet you do. - Keep being fresh. 151 00:08:28,672 --> 00:08:30,788 See if some of your stuff don't go on time-out. 152 00:08:30,813 --> 00:08:32,984 - I don't care. - Oh, you will care, buddy, 153 00:08:33,009 --> 00:08:34,708 when you can't use any of your devices. 154 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:36,968 Starting tomorrow, you're doubling up on Bible studies. 155 00:08:36,993 --> 00:08:39,171 - I don't even believe in God. - Yeah, you do. 156 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,263 Well, when I turn 18, 157 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,530 I'ma move to LA, 158 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,991 and I'm never gonna talk to any of you ever again. 159 00:08:45,883 --> 00:08:47,476 Just like Gideon. 160 00:08:49,677 --> 00:08:51,944 Don't you ever say his name in my house again. 161 00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:54,843 Don't act surprised. You know the rules. 162 00:08:59,313 --> 00:09:00,337 That's not how I wanted to spend 163 00:09:00,361 --> 00:09:01,673 my first moments home from the mission. 164 00:09:01,697 --> 00:09:02,742 It really wasn't. 165 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:13,195 Thank you, Krista. 166 00:09:23,353 --> 00:09:25,484 Could've used you on this mission, my love. 167 00:09:36,301 --> 00:09:38,268 What time does she get here? 168 00:09:38,293 --> 00:09:40,523 All of Pontius's devices are on time-out. 169 00:09:40,548 --> 00:09:43,609 I'm talking Xboxes, tablets, 170 00:09:43,634 --> 00:09:45,102 iPhones, the everything. 171 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,657 He ain't gonna be playing with nothing. 172 00:09:46,681 --> 00:09:47,719 For how long? 173 00:09:47,744 --> 00:09:48,969 I don't know. A week? 174 00:09:48,994 --> 00:09:50,195 Two weeks? Three weeks? 175 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,844 I support you. 176 00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:55,141 I just don't understand why he behaves the way he does with me. 177 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,531 I'm nothing but nice to him. I been trying all this time. 178 00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:58,557 ... to shut up. 179 00:09:58,969 --> 00:09:59,969 Running his damn mouth. 180 00:09:59,994 --> 00:10:01,922 - I totally understand. - Mm-hmm. 181 00:10:01,947 --> 00:10:03,407 It's hard. I know. 182 00:10:04,692 --> 00:10:07,267 But you know he just misses you know who. 183 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:08,938 Eh. 184 00:10:09,601 --> 00:10:10,836 Yeah, I bet he does. 185 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:11,993 Well, guess what? 186 00:10:12,018 --> 00:10:13,344 That ain't my problem. 187 00:10:13,369 --> 00:10:15,219 - That's on him. - I hear you. 188 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:19,273 He's just feeling big feelings. 189 00:10:19,298 --> 00:10:20,498 It's okay. 190 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:28,148 If he doesn't get his behavior right, 191 00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:30,099 we're gonna send him to a damn camp. 192 00:10:30,124 --> 00:10:31,703 I'll send him to South America. 193 00:10:31,728 --> 00:10:32,828 You fuckin' watch. 194 00:10:32,953 --> 00:10:33,953 Okay. 195 00:10:46,267 --> 00:10:47,844 Oh! I think I'm in love. 196 00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:50,055 - Oh! - Ooh. 197 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,859 - Oh! - It's a treat. 198 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,328 Oh, dear God. 199 00:10:55,712 --> 00:10:57,686 Ooh! Lord. 200 00:10:57,711 --> 00:10:59,742 Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Yes. 201 00:11:04,572 --> 00:11:06,203 Oh, there we go, huh? 202 00:11:06,228 --> 00:11:07,898 Oh, thank you. 203 00:11:08,984 --> 00:11:09,984 Fuck. 204 00:11:10,164 --> 00:11:11,242 Fuck. 205 00:11:11,444 --> 00:11:12,961 Oh, shit. 206 00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:15,395 You okay, baby? 207 00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:17,617 Yeah. I'm okay. 208 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:18,867 Okay. 209 00:11:18,892 --> 00:11:19,914 Very good. 210 00:11:25,829 --> 00:11:26,837 Oh, God. 211 00:11:31,916 --> 00:11:34,344 Shit. Shit. 212 00:11:34,369 --> 00:11:36,781 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 213 00:11:38,056 --> 00:11:39,172 Son of a bitch! 214 00:11:48,054 --> 00:11:49,086 Baby? 215 00:11:51,447 --> 00:11:52,447 Baby. 216 00:11:52,472 --> 00:11:54,306 Baby Jesus loves us. 217 00:11:54,442 --> 00:11:55,442 Where are you going? 218 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:58,414 Uh, I realized that I forgot something at church. 219 00:11:58,439 --> 00:12:00,639 I'ma run back real quick. I'll be right back, all right? 220 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,172 - Okay. - I'm good. 221 00:12:02,197 --> 00:12:04,063 You're good. Love you. 222 00:12:04,088 --> 00:12:05,234 Love you too. 223 00:12:08,404 --> 00:12:10,813 I know I shouldn't feel self-conscious about my nose, 224 00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:11,953 but I am. 225 00:12:13,312 --> 00:12:16,094 I just wanna look as handsome as I can for our special day. 226 00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:17,125 Aw. 227 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:19,317 Live up to the Gemstone standards. 228 00:12:19,607 --> 00:12:22,164 We don't have standards. 229 00:12:23,195 --> 00:12:24,594 I mean, we do. 230 00:12:24,991 --> 00:12:26,195 We have a lot of 'em. 231 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:27,781 And they're real high. 232 00:12:28,096 --> 00:12:30,180 But you were fine already. 233 00:12:31,469 --> 00:12:33,569 Oh, God. Somebody's coming. 234 00:12:33,891 --> 00:12:35,375 Shit. Should I hide? 235 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,852 I know your daddy's rules about cohabitation before marriage. 236 00:12:37,877 --> 00:12:38,909 I'm hiding. 237 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,875 You can come out. It's just Jesse. 238 00:12:45,729 --> 00:12:47,172 Where's he going? 239 00:12:48,048 --> 00:12:49,719 Hopefully off a fucking cliff 240 00:12:49,744 --> 00:12:51,444 with his whole family in the car. 241 00:12:52,842 --> 00:12:54,664 Yeah, I hope he dies too, baby. 242 00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:56,313 - BJ! - What? 243 00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:58,203 I was just going along with what you said. 244 00:12:58,228 --> 00:13:00,102 No, I can say it. You can't say it. 245 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,594 Oh, Jesus. Fuck. 246 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:08,094 Oh, God, I'm so stupid. 247 00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,446 Okay. What the fuck is this? 248 00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:21,750 Hey, Mr. Party Boy. 249 00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:23,106 I don't know what kind of game 250 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,587 you fellas are playing, but I don't like it. 251 00:14:24,611 --> 00:14:27,226 Oh, we're not playing a game, Mr. Party Boy. 252 00:14:27,251 --> 00:14:29,351 Stop calling me "party boy." I'm not a party boy. 253 00:14:29,376 --> 00:14:30,755 Well, from the looks of that video, 254 00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:33,359 you are the king of party boys. 255 00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:35,976 You and your friends, 256 00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:38,467 a few prostitutas. 257 00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:41,671 I am sure the congregation, the media, 258 00:14:41,696 --> 00:14:45,598 your family would love to see you enjoying yourself. 259 00:14:47,615 --> 00:14:48,820 Who are you? 260 00:14:50,007 --> 00:14:51,839 I'm the devil, son. 261 00:14:52,046 --> 00:14:54,453 You think messing with a man of the Lord is easy pickings? 262 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:55,898 You don't think I'll fight back? 263 00:14:56,015 --> 00:14:58,366 One million dollars. 264 00:14:59,047 --> 00:15:00,499 Sunday, 10:00 p.m. 265 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,524 Here! 266 00:15:02,047 --> 00:15:03,725 Or the video gets leaked. 267 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,600 You're making a big mistake, pal. 268 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,608 I refuse to be blackmailed! 269 00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:13,589 Well, you kinda are. 270 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:16,548 I mean, that's pretty much exactly what this is, 271 00:15:16,573 --> 00:15:17,882 party boy. 272 00:15:25,547 --> 00:15:26,547 Fuck! 273 00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:04,962 Together, Eli and Aimee-Leigh 274 00:16:04,987 --> 00:16:06,787 built a Christian empire 275 00:16:06,812 --> 00:16:08,664 including their flagship campus, 276 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:11,501 Gemstone Salvation Center, covering over... 277 00:16:11,526 --> 00:16:12,658 Brother pastors? 278 00:16:20,726 --> 00:16:23,110 How many do you pack in here on Sundays? 279 00:16:23,135 --> 00:16:25,493 Honestly, I can't even count. 280 00:16:25,976 --> 00:16:28,407 I mean, I can, but you get it. 281 00:16:30,018 --> 00:16:33,368 Ah, brother pastors... 282 00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:36,134 soon-to-be neighbors in Locust Grove, 283 00:16:36,159 --> 00:16:37,485 thanks for paying us a visit. 284 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:38,676 Nice to meet you, Reverend. 285 00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:40,259 John Wesley Seasons. 286 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:41,510 Thank you for taking the time 287 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,516 for seeing a few Podunk preachers like us. 288 00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:45,399 Oh, come on, big flock, little flock, 289 00:16:45,424 --> 00:16:46,813 we all work for the same boss. 290 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:48,368 And we all punch the same clock. 291 00:16:48,393 --> 00:16:50,141 - Every day. Amen. - Amen. 292 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,618 Daddy, uh, I'm sorry. 293 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,697 Uh, just before we get too deep into this conversation... 294 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,688 I didn't know if... If you needed both of us. 295 00:16:55,713 --> 00:16:56,713 What? 296 00:16:56,738 --> 00:16:58,540 I just have a lot of important issues 297 00:16:58,565 --> 00:17:00,064 to take care of for the Lord today. 298 00:17:00,089 --> 00:17:02,524 And I didn't know if maybe I could get to doing that now 299 00:17:02,549 --> 00:17:04,501 and maybe you two guys just take this meeting 300 00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:05,657 with the Podunk ministers. 301 00:17:05,682 --> 00:17:06,682 Jesse, 302 00:17:06,707 --> 00:17:09,110 these men traveled here to visit us. 303 00:17:09,135 --> 00:17:11,102 We're gonna give them the face time they deserve. 304 00:17:11,127 --> 00:17:14,195 Brother pastors, we all have churches in Locust Grove. 305 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,163 I lead a congregation of 1,800. 306 00:17:16,188 --> 00:17:18,673 Gabe here has got 1,000 at New Pentecost. 307 00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:21,970 Stephen from Highway Assemblies is holding strong at 1,200, 308 00:17:21,995 --> 00:17:23,696 and Jeremiah's working hard. 309 00:17:23,721 --> 00:17:26,352 His new ministry's up to 700 in just two years. 310 00:17:26,377 --> 00:17:28,282 Good for you, Brother Jeremiah. 311 00:17:28,399 --> 00:17:30,199 We're small-town, humble folks, 312 00:17:30,224 --> 00:17:31,846 so that operation you're building there... 313 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:32,870 That prayer center... 314 00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:35,384 We're concerned that it'd be a disruption. 315 00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:36,415 "Disruption"? 316 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,618 Well, to be honest with you, 317 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,177 we're scared you're gonna run us out of our own hometown. 318 00:17:41,553 --> 00:17:42,733 I see. 319 00:17:43,487 --> 00:17:45,907 And I understand where you're coming from. 320 00:17:46,509 --> 00:17:48,298 I'm a small-town boy myself. 321 00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:50,251 Don't let the big-city clothes fool you. 322 00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:52,790 See, brothers? I told you he'd understand. 323 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,274 Oh, and, uh, you know, 324 00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:57,282 Sheffield's only about an hour away. 325 00:17:57,307 --> 00:17:58,962 Maybe that's a good alternative? 326 00:17:58,987 --> 00:18:00,509 It's only got one church. 327 00:18:03,135 --> 00:18:04,135 Hmm. 328 00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:06,415 One church... 329 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:11,063 Seems like a town filled with nonbelievers. 330 00:18:11,088 --> 00:18:14,290 But Locust Grove has four churches... your churches. 331 00:18:14,315 --> 00:18:15,514 And you're right. 332 00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:18,071 They are modest-sized ministries. 333 00:18:18,693 --> 00:18:22,626 If we were to come in, scoop up one of your churches, 334 00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:24,673 maybe that ain't worth our time. 335 00:18:25,676 --> 00:18:29,399 But if we were to scoop up all four churches, 336 00:18:29,424 --> 00:18:31,266 now you're talking. 337 00:18:31,926 --> 00:18:33,359 Between the four of you, 338 00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:35,181 you got decent numbers. 339 00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:36,641 I don't follow. 340 00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:39,087 Are you saying you're intentionally coming for our flock? 341 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,634 Did we have anything else to discuss today, 342 00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:43,813 brother pastors? 343 00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:48,355 So we're good? 344 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,946 - Ah. - Great. 345 00:18:49,971 --> 00:18:51,782 I gotta boogie. Thanks for coming out. 346 00:18:51,807 --> 00:18:53,844 - Wonderful to meet you. - Okay. Follow me. 347 00:18:53,869 --> 00:18:55,235 I'll show you the way out. 348 00:18:58,601 --> 00:19:00,031 Martin! 349 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,867 Hey, can I have a word with you for a moment? 350 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,959 I'm busy now. Can we talk later? 351 00:19:04,984 --> 00:19:07,227 Oh, come on. You ain't unloading ice cream. 352 00:19:07,252 --> 00:19:08,695 This is gift shop merch. 353 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,819 This shit ain't gonna melt. 354 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,445 Come on. Give me a moment. 355 00:19:12,156 --> 00:19:13,588 Pause the work. 356 00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:14,613 Go on. 357 00:19:14,638 --> 00:19:16,617 Okay? I love y'all, but just disperse. 358 00:19:16,642 --> 00:19:18,469 Come on, guys. Hustle. Hustle it. 359 00:19:18,494 --> 00:19:20,078 There you go. God bless. 360 00:19:20,103 --> 00:19:21,711 God bless. Go on. 361 00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:22,743 Get the fuck outta here. 362 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:24,734 Martin, 363 00:19:24,759 --> 00:19:27,760 a, uh, wonderful opportunity has arisen, uh, 364 00:19:27,785 --> 00:19:30,328 that I think could be highly beneficial for the church... 365 00:19:30,353 --> 00:19:31,556 Something I'd like to spearhead. 366 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,063 Oh. Mission work? 367 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,243 Yeah, yeah. Kind of. Yeah, pretty much so. 368 00:19:35,268 --> 00:19:36,534 Uh, I'd really like a chance 369 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:37,971 to get the ball rolling, like, ASAP, 370 00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:40,529 so I was hoping to get some, uh, funds transferred to me. 371 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,006 - J... just go and get them op... - How much do you require? 372 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,093 Look at you. I know what you're thinking. 373 00:19:45,694 --> 00:19:47,311 No, it ain't for gamblin'. 374 00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:50,171 No, it's actually for a pretty good deal. 375 00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:51,554 But I wanna keep it a surprise, 376 00:19:51,579 --> 00:19:53,008 so don't tell Daddy, don't tell nobody... 377 00:19:53,032 --> 00:19:54,196 How much, Jesse? 378 00:19:54,221 --> 00:19:55,265 Not a lot. 379 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:56,290 Like, a million bucks. 380 00:19:56,315 --> 00:19:58,489 Uh, if I could get it now, or at the latest, on Sunday... 381 00:19:58,513 --> 00:19:59,758 Then we could really maximize 382 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,242 - the opportunities that the... - You... 383 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,374 are a very silly man, Jesse. 384 00:20:03,399 --> 00:20:05,875 I can't give you a million dollars without your daddy knowing. 385 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:06,992 - Course you can. - Mm. 386 00:20:07,017 --> 00:20:08,586 Daddy trusts you and your judgments. 387 00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:09,617 I can't do it, Jesse. 388 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,108 - Yeah, you can. - Jesse. 389 00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:12,700 Martin, please. 390 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,130 Listen to what God wants. 391 00:20:16,155 --> 00:20:17,521 Are you listening? 392 00:20:20,757 --> 00:20:23,639 I... listen to your daddy. 393 00:20:26,023 --> 00:20:27,412 Damn it all to hell, Martin. 394 00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:28,842 Please, no cursing. 395 00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,460 Martin, that is not what the Lord told me. 396 00:20:30,484 --> 00:20:32,187 - A million dollars. - Yeah, the Lord said, 397 00:20:32,211 --> 00:20:33,811 "Go to Martin and get a million dollars. 398 00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:42,982 Hi, Mommy. 399 00:20:44,091 --> 00:20:45,467 Meow, Mommy. 400 00:20:50,437 --> 00:20:52,693 - All right. - Meow, meow, Mommy. 401 00:20:54,512 --> 00:20:56,144 Oh, no. 402 00:20:59,265 --> 00:21:00,693 Get Lucien or one of the others 403 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,279 to fetch that out of there. 404 00:21:02,656 --> 00:21:04,459 I come here every day. 405 00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:06,771 I can feel your mama's presence here. 406 00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:08,229 It puts me at ease. 407 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,662 And I've been thinking about this China trip. 408 00:21:13,952 --> 00:21:15,116 Jesse? 409 00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:17,749 You had the reins on this one. 410 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,990 Thoughts? 411 00:21:19,639 --> 00:21:21,039 Uh, I thought that, uh, 412 00:21:21,064 --> 00:21:23,248 Mother's dream was finally realized. 413 00:21:23,273 --> 00:21:27,568 Her vision to minister to the people of the Far East, 414 00:21:27,593 --> 00:21:29,460 uh, you know, accomplished. 415 00:21:29,485 --> 00:21:32,787 5,000 people baptized in a... In a beautiful ceremony. 416 00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:34,342 It was a shitshow. 417 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,092 Now, I'm not gonna say that in front of the church, 418 00:21:37,117 --> 00:21:39,342 but it... That was an embarrassment. 419 00:21:40,656 --> 00:21:42,088 Don't laugh, Judy. 420 00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:44,201 I... I wasn't laughing at that, 421 00:21:44,226 --> 00:21:45,303 Daddy. I was just... 422 00:21:45,328 --> 00:21:47,362 I was recalling some funny vids I just saw 423 00:21:47,387 --> 00:21:49,186 of animals acting like fools. 424 00:21:49,211 --> 00:21:51,154 That's why I was laughing. So... 425 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,287 I've heard you've had some company at your home. 426 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,312 Who? 427 00:21:54,337 --> 00:21:56,205 Your little boyfriend and you have been shacking up. 428 00:21:56,229 --> 00:21:58,805 Daddy, he's my fiancé, all right? 429 00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:00,376 He's not just my boyfriend. 430 00:22:00,401 --> 00:22:02,969 And BJ will be a Gemstone soon enough. 431 00:22:02,994 --> 00:22:04,649 He ain't even a believer. 432 00:22:04,674 --> 00:22:06,469 - Wha... yes, he is, Jesse. - No, he's not. 433 00:22:06,494 --> 00:22:08,330 Amber showed me some posts he made on Facebook. 434 00:22:08,354 --> 00:22:09,376 Guess what, Daddy? 435 00:22:09,401 --> 00:22:11,180 They're proabortion. So there's that. 436 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,055 - No, Daddy, they weren't. - Yeah, they were. 437 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,555 BJ does not like killing babies. 438 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:15,641 He likes little babies. 439 00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:16,939 No, I saw those posts, too, Daddy. 440 00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:18,326 - No, you didn't, Kelvin. - Yeah, I did. 441 00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:20,337 - Very proabortion. - No, it was not, Daddy. 442 00:22:20,362 --> 00:22:21,877 And you know what? They won't give him a chance. 443 00:22:21,901 --> 00:22:23,259 - That's what's happening. - Why would we? 444 00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:24,798 He's a dud. He's a snooze. 445 00:22:24,823 --> 00:22:27,632 Yeah, you bring home a boring-ass white boy to the family. 446 00:22:27,657 --> 00:22:28,728 - Good job. - No, no. 447 00:22:28,752 --> 00:22:30,196 He's a interesting-ass white boy. 448 00:22:30,221 --> 00:22:32,439 This family is lost. 449 00:22:33,612 --> 00:22:34,688 Your mama... 450 00:22:35,594 --> 00:22:37,212 kept everybody getting along... 451 00:22:37,237 --> 00:22:39,024 Kept everybody on track. 452 00:22:39,914 --> 00:22:41,962 She was the magic. 453 00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:44,959 And now she's gone. 454 00:22:47,315 --> 00:22:49,547 And the magic is gone too. 455 00:22:51,008 --> 00:22:52,594 It's gonna be okay, Daddy. 456 00:22:53,468 --> 00:22:55,876 Yeah, Daddy, we... we still got lots of magic. 457 00:22:56,598 --> 00:22:58,172 Plenty of magic, Daddy. 458 00:23:01,438 --> 00:23:03,471 I gotta tell y'all something, Daddy. 459 00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:09,126 There's a video... 460 00:23:09,151 --> 00:23:10,883 With... with some stuff on it. 461 00:23:10,908 --> 00:23:12,941 - Uh... - What stuff on a video? 462 00:23:13,281 --> 00:23:16,376 It... it's just, like, a... it's... it's a... 463 00:23:16,401 --> 00:23:17,580 There's a video. 464 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,118 Like what? Like a YouTubes? 465 00:23:19,143 --> 00:23:21,040 No, Kelvin, not like a YouTubes, 466 00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:22,087 you dummy. 467 00:23:22,112 --> 00:23:24,196 Golly, Jesse. What's it, a motion picture? 468 00:23:24,221 --> 00:23:25,274 No, not a motion picture! 469 00:23:25,299 --> 00:23:26,825 It's like... It's just, like, a... 470 00:23:28,813 --> 00:23:30,477 It's whatever. Just forget it, all right? 471 00:23:30,502 --> 00:23:31,540 Go on, boy. 472 00:23:32,118 --> 00:23:33,766 What's got you upset? 473 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:35,930 Nah, it's... 474 00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:38,516 it's just a video I saw of Mama 475 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,047 just doing some nice stuff for us, 476 00:23:40,072 --> 00:23:41,149 being cool. 477 00:23:41,718 --> 00:23:43,751 I just miss Mom. That's all, Daddy. 478 00:23:43,992 --> 00:23:45,219 I miss Mama. 479 00:23:45,484 --> 00:23:47,317 I miss your mama too. 480 00:23:51,403 --> 00:23:52,821 What was she doing in the video? 481 00:23:52,846 --> 00:23:54,329 Shut up. 482 00:23:55,229 --> 00:23:56,508 Yo. Hey. 483 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:57,579 Jesse. 484 00:23:58,377 --> 00:24:00,149 You were not crying about Mama. 485 00:24:00,174 --> 00:24:01,547 - Mm-mm. - I know your sad cries. 486 00:24:01,572 --> 00:24:02,790 It has way more moaning. 487 00:24:02,815 --> 00:24:04,016 That was a fearful cry. 488 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:06,126 Kelvin, I know you see me as the firstborn, 489 00:24:06,151 --> 00:24:07,649 strongest in the family, 490 00:24:07,674 --> 00:24:10,274 but the truth is, I got emotions too. 491 00:24:10,299 --> 00:24:11,524 I don't look at you that way. 492 00:24:11,549 --> 00:24:12,581 - Yeah, you do. - I don't. 493 00:24:12,606 --> 00:24:13,727 No, of course you do. 494 00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:15,110 I do not. 495 00:24:15,135 --> 00:24:16,697 Look, the stuff that Dad said back there 496 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:18,165 really affected me, you know? 497 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,907 Gemstones need to stick together, man. 498 00:24:19,932 --> 00:24:21,994 And lately, you and I, well, we've been bickering a lot. 499 00:24:22,018 --> 00:24:24,587 - We can do better. - Yeah, well, I will admit that... 500 00:24:24,612 --> 00:24:26,974 you have been prancin' upon my nerves a lot lately. 501 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,756 - Prancin' upon your nerves? - Yeah. 502 00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:29,782 What the hell does that even mean? 503 00:24:29,806 --> 00:24:31,857 You're doing the moonwalk on my nerves, man. 504 00:24:31,882 --> 00:24:32,975 - Oh, give me a break. - You're dancing upon 'em. 505 00:24:32,999 --> 00:24:34,679 Give me a break. I don't know how I'm doing that 506 00:24:34,703 --> 00:24:36,069 when you're the one getting on my damn nerves. 507 00:24:36,093 --> 00:24:37,975 - Oh, I'm getting on your nerves? - Yeah, all the damn time. 508 00:24:37,999 --> 00:24:39,718 You're the one that's always constantly in my business, 509 00:24:39,742 --> 00:24:41,194 telling me what I should and should not do. 510 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:42,366 I'm trying to guide you, son. 511 00:24:42,390 --> 00:24:44,373 You know what? Fine. Okay. I agree. 512 00:24:44,398 --> 00:24:46,935 We should all make more of an effort, not just me. 513 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,513 All of us. For Mama. 514 00:24:48,892 --> 00:24:49,920 Agreed. 515 00:24:51,066 --> 00:24:53,560 You know, I hate to cash in on this so quickly, 516 00:24:54,229 --> 00:24:56,107 but dark forces are at work, Kelvin. 517 00:24:56,132 --> 00:24:58,665 Evil forces that wish to destroy our family. 518 00:25:00,898 --> 00:25:02,209 Evil forces? 519 00:25:02,925 --> 00:25:05,568 I have so much fun doing things for others. 520 00:25:05,593 --> 00:25:08,026 - You do. - Yeah, of course I do. 521 00:25:08,051 --> 00:25:09,068 And I enjoy it 522 00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:11,826 because I don't expect to get nothing in return. 523 00:25:12,808 --> 00:25:13,956 Mm, well... 524 00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:16,474 You get stuff in return. 525 00:25:16,499 --> 00:25:18,733 No, Victoria. That's not true. 526 00:25:18,758 --> 00:25:20,381 Well, you have a pretty nice house. 527 00:25:20,406 --> 00:25:22,339 What? This old thing? 528 00:25:23,074 --> 00:25:24,298 You fly on private jets. 529 00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:27,467 Well, the jets belong to the church, not us. 530 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:29,263 But I see you. 531 00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,671 The devil just jumped right in you there for a second, 532 00:25:31,695 --> 00:25:32,732 didn't he? 533 00:25:32,757 --> 00:25:34,388 Made you challenge me. 534 00:25:35,673 --> 00:25:36,904 Hold on. 535 00:25:37,214 --> 00:25:38,379 It's okay. 536 00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:39,615 He's gone now. 537 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,178 I can tell you're back to normal. 538 00:25:41,203 --> 00:25:43,342 Just don't let that happen again. 539 00:25:46,007 --> 00:25:47,482 - Ding-dong. - Oh! 540 00:25:47,507 --> 00:25:48,888 There's my man. 541 00:25:48,913 --> 00:25:50,646 And he brought his brother 542 00:25:50,671 --> 00:25:52,123 with them big, black boots on. 543 00:25:52,148 --> 00:25:53,521 Take them boots off, Kelvin. 544 00:25:54,494 --> 00:25:55,849 Everyone else has their shoes on. 545 00:25:55,874 --> 00:25:58,381 I'm not having a tile floor with big, black skid marks. 546 00:25:58,406 --> 00:25:59,406 Get 'em off. 547 00:25:59,431 --> 00:26:00,818 Just do it. Take 'em off. 548 00:26:01,446 --> 00:26:04,310 We're gonna work on the, uh, China outreach presentation for Sunday. 549 00:26:04,335 --> 00:26:06,592 - Those other fellas show up? - Yes. 550 00:26:06,617 --> 00:26:09,076 I told them to wait for you in the theater room. 551 00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,396 You're my number one. 552 00:26:10,421 --> 00:26:12,053 I know I am, baby. 553 00:26:12,345 --> 00:26:14,693 God, I have hitched my wagon to a... 554 00:26:14,718 --> 00:26:16,248 Force for good. 555 00:26:16,865 --> 00:26:18,364 Ain't I lucky, ladies? 556 00:26:18,389 --> 00:26:19,849 - Yes. - Lucky. 557 00:26:20,154 --> 00:26:21,156 Okay. Yeah. 558 00:26:21,181 --> 00:26:23,244 Just none of y'all come down to the theater room, all right? 559 00:26:23,268 --> 00:26:25,493 - Secrets? - No. No secrets. 560 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:26,719 Surprises. 561 00:26:26,998 --> 00:26:28,532 Don't come downstairs. 562 00:26:28,557 --> 00:26:29,688 Okay. 563 00:26:31,376 --> 00:26:33,469 Looks like your boots will scuff too. 564 00:26:39,275 --> 00:26:41,907 You know Chad, Gregory, Levi, Matthew. 565 00:26:41,932 --> 00:26:43,065 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 566 00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:44,821 Hey, guys. 'Sup, Levi? 567 00:26:45,481 --> 00:26:47,748 Nobody's really interested in a saying a "'sup." 568 00:26:48,355 --> 00:26:50,835 Why don't you go on and take a seat on the couch there, Kelvin. 569 00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:54,154 Why's everyone wearing their shoes? 570 00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:57,038 She didn't make you take your shoes off? 571 00:26:57,062 --> 00:26:58,107 Stop talking about the shoes. 572 00:26:58,131 --> 00:26:59,294 The shoes don't matter. 573 00:26:59,938 --> 00:27:02,030 I brought you here because I'm gonna share something with you 574 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,920 that's highly personal. 575 00:27:03,945 --> 00:27:06,201 You can't tell nobody about this, okay? 576 00:27:06,226 --> 00:27:07,560 I understand you. 577 00:27:08,944 --> 00:27:10,578 It just does this on its own. 578 00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,099 Oh! 579 00:27:16,124 --> 00:27:17,157 Oh. 580 00:27:17,182 --> 00:27:18,927 Oh! 581 00:27:18,952 --> 00:27:20,485 - Oh! - Oh, dear God. 582 00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:21,642 Let me help. 583 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:22,693 What is this? 584 00:27:22,718 --> 00:27:23,826 Sh... shut up, Kelvin. 585 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:25,050 It's what I'm showing you. 586 00:27:25,075 --> 00:27:26,591 Oh, Lord. Yes. 587 00:27:26,616 --> 00:27:27,677 Oh, Lord. 588 00:27:29,226 --> 00:27:31,162 Oh! Whose is that? 589 00:27:31,187 --> 00:27:33,130 - Mine. - Oh, there we go, huh? 590 00:27:33,155 --> 00:27:34,349 Chad's. 591 00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:36,560 What... what are you guys even doing? 592 00:27:36,585 --> 00:27:37,748 What's it look like we're doing, Kelvin? 593 00:27:37,772 --> 00:27:39,099 We're fucking partying. 594 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:40,904 The Prayer Power Convention. Atlanta. 595 00:27:40,929 --> 00:27:42,552 Oh, Jesse, what in God's name? 596 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,130 I know, Kelvin! 597 00:27:44,155 --> 00:27:45,545 Don't be pompous about it, all right? 598 00:27:45,569 --> 00:27:46,702 Don't take glee in it. 599 00:27:46,727 --> 00:27:48,193 I'm being blackmailed. 600 00:27:48,363 --> 00:27:49,420 Somebody sent me this video. 601 00:27:49,444 --> 00:27:50,975 They said they're gonna leak the whole damn thing 602 00:27:50,999 --> 00:27:53,372 unless I pay them a million dollars by Sunday. 603 00:27:53,397 --> 00:27:54,716 A million bucks. 604 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,529 My wife is gonna leave me. 605 00:27:56,554 --> 00:27:58,122 I won't be allowed to adopt. 606 00:27:58,147 --> 00:28:00,380 Yeah, we're all gonna be screwed, okay? 607 00:28:00,405 --> 00:28:02,216 That's why this tape ain't gonna come out. 608 00:28:02,241 --> 00:28:03,646 Gregory, look at me. 609 00:28:03,671 --> 00:28:05,966 We're gonna be okay. We're gonna get through this, okay? 610 00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:07,928 We're gonna have to pay these fellas. 611 00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:09,352 Okay, well, 612 00:28:09,377 --> 00:28:11,263 good luck getting a million bucks 613 00:28:11,288 --> 00:28:12,553 without Daddy finding out. 614 00:28:12,578 --> 00:28:13,842 Well, that's what you're here for. 615 00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:15,154 You gonna take out 500K. 616 00:28:15,179 --> 00:28:16,724 I'm gonna take out the other 500K. 617 00:28:16,749 --> 00:28:18,649 That way, it'll be easier for us to hide. 618 00:28:18,674 --> 00:28:19,685 - Hide? - Yeah. 619 00:28:19,710 --> 00:28:21,836 You're the baby of the family. Dad don't care if you spend money. 620 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,526 Yes, he does. 621 00:28:23,551 --> 00:28:25,350 Remember when I tried to get that Fiat 622 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,821 just 'cause I wanted something small to toot around in, get groceries, 623 00:28:27,845 --> 00:28:29,875 and what have you? He said, "Absolutely not." 624 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,829 Kelvin, I am being blackmailed. 625 00:28:31,854 --> 00:28:34,243 This is a very serious situation, all right? 626 00:28:34,268 --> 00:28:35,587 I mean, lives are at stake here... 627 00:28:35,611 --> 00:28:36,877 Personal reputations. 628 00:28:36,902 --> 00:28:39,454 Well, maybe you all should've thought about that 629 00:28:39,479 --> 00:28:40,645 before you were hanging out 630 00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,804 with your dongs out and doing cocaine. 631 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,752 You are such a puss. 632 00:28:46,186 --> 00:28:47,750 - I'm not a puss. - Yeah, you are. 633 00:28:47,775 --> 00:28:49,166 If anything, I'm the opposite of that. 634 00:28:49,190 --> 00:28:50,657 - No. - Bigger than Chad's. 635 00:28:50,682 --> 00:28:52,665 Everybody in this family might play patty-cake 636 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:54,219 with you, buddy, but I ain't going to. 637 00:28:54,244 --> 00:28:55,625 You're a shitty minister, 638 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:57,516 and you're an even shittier brother. 639 00:28:59,043 --> 00:29:00,172 You take that back. 640 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,344 No, I will not. 641 00:29:02,265 --> 00:29:04,485 You really think I'm a shitty minister? 642 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,188 I think you're the fucking worst. 643 00:29:07,238 --> 00:29:10,149 Well, good luck when Daddy finds out. 644 00:29:12,447 --> 00:29:13,879 - You ain't gonna help? - Nope. 645 00:29:13,904 --> 00:29:15,619 All right, well, if you ain't gonna help, that's on you. 646 00:29:15,643 --> 00:29:16,938 But you better not tell. 647 00:29:17,309 --> 00:29:18,843 Don't tell, motherfucker! 648 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:23,883 Please stop crying, Chad. 649 00:29:23,908 --> 00:29:25,422 It's making me feel odd in here. 650 00:29:42,377 --> 00:29:44,602 Hi. I'm Jesse Gemstone. 651 00:29:44,627 --> 00:29:46,093 I'm Kelvin Gemstone. 652 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,704 And I'm Eli Gemstone. 653 00:29:47,729 --> 00:29:48,766 Stop the hate, 654 00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:51,696 and celebrate what the Lord has given us. 655 00:29:52,021 --> 00:29:54,547 Come worship with my family and celebrate our Lord. 656 00:29:54,572 --> 00:29:56,680 You gonna answer that or just let it piss me off? 657 00:30:01,178 --> 00:30:02,577 Excuse me. 658 00:30:05,814 --> 00:30:07,733 Hey, Leon, could we slow the teleprompter down? 659 00:30:07,758 --> 00:30:10,110 ...one last chance to give this up. Do you hear me? 660 00:30:10,135 --> 00:30:11,283 Do you know how this works, man? 661 00:30:11,307 --> 00:30:12,555 You must be confused. 662 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:14,938 I hope you have our million all bundled and ready to go. 663 00:30:14,963 --> 00:30:16,610 I'm already putting shit on layaway. 664 00:30:16,635 --> 00:30:18,000 Tonight. 10:00 p.m. 665 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:19,954 Why are you doing this? Why, damn it? 666 00:30:19,979 --> 00:30:21,197 Maybe you deserve it. 667 00:30:22,597 --> 00:30:23,601 Shit! 668 00:30:23,626 --> 00:30:24,805 Shit! Fuck! 669 00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:25,922 God damn it! 670 00:30:26,979 --> 00:30:29,133 God! Shit! Fuck! 671 00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:33,463 Shit! 672 00:30:41,571 --> 00:30:43,375 Hi. I'm Jesse Gemstone. 673 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,633 I'm Kelvin Gemstone. 674 00:30:44,658 --> 00:30:46,360 And I'm Eli Gemstone. 675 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:52,094 How many of you in here have ever been to China? 676 00:30:52,119 --> 00:30:53,285 Raise your hands. 677 00:30:54,335 --> 00:30:55,400 Not many. 678 00:30:55,425 --> 00:30:56,783 I understand. 679 00:30:56,808 --> 00:30:59,009 Their world is very different... 680 00:30:59,187 --> 00:31:01,838 The food, the clothes they like, 681 00:31:02,092 --> 00:31:04,510 the smells they have. I... 682 00:31:05,453 --> 00:31:07,892 didn't care for it much, myself. 683 00:31:08,425 --> 00:31:11,353 But it was a dream of my wife 684 00:31:11,378 --> 00:31:13,525 to witness to the people of China 685 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:15,064 because she knew 686 00:31:15,089 --> 00:31:16,886 - that, despite our many differences... - Get out of here. 687 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:19,291 The one thing that is not different 688 00:31:19,316 --> 00:31:21,877 - is their love for Jesus. - Amen. 689 00:31:21,902 --> 00:31:24,337 It's the same love we have. 690 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,885 Boys, 691 00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:27,955 come on out here 692 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:29,838 and let's share with our friends, here, 693 00:31:29,863 --> 00:31:31,894 our Chinese Oriental experience... 694 00:31:31,919 --> 00:31:33,619 - I don't care. - we share... 695 00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:44,718 China! 696 00:31:44,743 --> 00:31:47,439 The land of discovery. 697 00:31:47,464 --> 00:31:50,517 I can't think of the last time I had as much fun 698 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,431 as I did spreading the gospel with my daddy 699 00:31:53,456 --> 00:31:55,123 and dear brother in Chengdu. 700 00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:56,148 What a hoot. 701 00:31:56,173 --> 00:31:58,205 Or, as they say in Mandarin... 702 00:31:59,761 --> 00:32:00,978 Now it is our honor 703 00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:03,502 to share that experience with you 704 00:32:03,527 --> 00:32:07,603 through the power of a 4K photo montage. 705 00:32:07,628 --> 00:32:09,955 And we put music to it. 706 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,049 Roll it! 707 00:32:22,324 --> 00:32:24,002 - Look at them. - Wow. 708 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:25,369 Look at them. 709 00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:31,345 Bless their heart. 710 00:32:31,370 --> 00:32:33,203 Oh, your mama would've loved that. 711 00:32:35,199 --> 00:32:36,463 Jesse, 712 00:32:36,641 --> 00:32:38,455 would you like to tell our friends in here 713 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,002 the experience you had? 714 00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:43,683 Uh, yes, Daddy. Uh, the most amazing experience 715 00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:46,714 was just looking into the eyes of those people. 716 00:32:46,739 --> 00:32:47,752 The Chinese folks? 717 00:32:47,777 --> 00:32:49,386 Yes, Kelvin, of course the Chinese folks. 718 00:32:49,411 --> 00:32:50,771 Who else would I be talking about? 719 00:32:51,207 --> 00:32:53,581 How many Chinese souls did we save? 720 00:32:53,606 --> 00:32:55,245 Five, Daddy. 5,000, Daddy. 721 00:32:55,270 --> 00:32:56,839 - 5,000 souls. - 5,000. 722 00:32:57,889 --> 00:32:59,542 5,000. 723 00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:03,617 If you've ever wondered why tithing is important, 724 00:33:03,642 --> 00:33:06,206 right there up on that screen is why. 725 00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:12,140 ♪ And we're walking together ♪ 726 00:33:12,411 --> 00:33:14,999 ♪ Feel the glory of ♪ 727 00:33:15,024 --> 00:33:17,601 ♪ Feel the glory of the Lord ♪ 728 00:33:17,626 --> 00:33:22,554 ♪ Singing songs of salvation ♪ 729 00:33:22,579 --> 00:33:25,204 ♪ It's the story of ♪ 730 00:33:25,229 --> 00:33:28,023 ♪ It's the story of our Lord ♪ 731 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:33,062 ♪ From the desert to the mountains ♪ 732 00:33:33,087 --> 00:33:36,994 ♪ Feel His light shine on you ♪ 733 00:33:38,306 --> 00:33:43,442 ♪ When we all come together ♪ 734 00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:45,734 ♪ That's the glory of ♪ 735 00:33:45,875 --> 00:33:49,210 ♪ That's the glory of His love ♪ 736 00:33:50,603 --> 00:33:53,570 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 737 00:35:00,596 --> 00:35:01,735 Eli. 738 00:35:04,233 --> 00:35:06,696 I heard you come here every Sunday after church. 739 00:35:06,721 --> 00:35:07,923 For years. 740 00:35:08,382 --> 00:35:10,782 What do you need from me today, brother pastor? 741 00:35:11,018 --> 00:35:13,368 You closed on that property in Locust Grove. 742 00:35:13,393 --> 00:35:16,017 I'm surprised we couldn't have, uh, 743 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:17,448 worked something out. 744 00:35:17,473 --> 00:35:19,438 Look, if you wanna speak with the Gemstones, 745 00:35:19,463 --> 00:35:21,149 you need to, uh, schedule an appointment 746 00:35:21,174 --> 00:35:22,251 through my sister. 747 00:35:22,276 --> 00:35:24,423 Or on our website. 748 00:35:24,448 --> 00:35:26,806 I'm talking to your daddy, boys. 749 00:35:27,132 --> 00:35:29,923 Johnny Seasons thinks he's a big shot. 750 00:35:30,101 --> 00:35:31,415 Look at him. 751 00:35:31,767 --> 00:35:34,634 Well, go on, big shot. You got everybody's attention. 752 00:35:34,659 --> 00:35:36,157 What do you got to say to me? 753 00:35:36,182 --> 00:35:38,345 Make it good. I got church lunch waiting. 754 00:35:40,943 --> 00:35:42,884 You got no business in Locust Grove. 755 00:35:42,909 --> 00:35:44,267 No reason. 756 00:35:44,586 --> 00:35:46,392 No reason but greed. 757 00:35:46,665 --> 00:35:48,697 People there are served. 758 00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:52,387 It ain't right, and you ain't building that temple for the Lord. 759 00:35:53,515 --> 00:35:55,746 You're building it for yourselves. 760 00:35:56,235 --> 00:35:59,002 You're afraid we're gonna come to town 761 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:01,652 and take your congregation. 762 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:04,376 Did you ever think, 763 00:36:04,401 --> 00:36:06,568 if your followers come with us, 764 00:36:06,593 --> 00:36:09,324 maybe they weren't your followers to begin with? 765 00:36:09,989 --> 00:36:12,189 You should be ashamed of yourself. 766 00:36:12,214 --> 00:36:13,324 Well... 767 00:36:13,816 --> 00:36:14,948 I ain't. 768 00:36:16,298 --> 00:36:17,887 Praise be to He. 769 00:36:18,221 --> 00:36:20,082 Good day, brother pastor. 770 00:36:21,467 --> 00:36:23,519 The Gemstones are a disgrace, 771 00:36:23,544 --> 00:36:26,579 an absolute disgrace to all ministries. 772 00:36:26,604 --> 00:36:28,957 Con men. Baboons. 773 00:36:30,456 --> 00:36:31,863 Hypocrite. 774 00:36:37,466 --> 00:36:39,566 It wouldn't be Sunday if I didn't have a belly full 775 00:36:39,591 --> 00:36:40,989 of meat and rolls. 776 00:36:41,615 --> 00:36:43,677 - Ain't that right, Eli? - That's right, Brother Martin. 777 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,277 I can put down some meat and rolls, you've seen me. 778 00:36:46,302 --> 00:36:48,082 Oh, yeah. We both can. 779 00:36:48,398 --> 00:36:50,043 I never eat meat anymore. 780 00:36:51,926 --> 00:36:53,394 Why you look different? 781 00:36:53,801 --> 00:36:54,988 What? Excuse me? 782 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,707 Your face. Why does it look different? 783 00:36:56,732 --> 00:36:57,855 - It does. - No. 784 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,394 Yeah, like your nose is, like, shiny or something. 785 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:02,590 Jesse, don't make him feel self-conscious 786 00:37:02,615 --> 00:37:04,035 about his face, okay? 787 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,441 I think I know what's going on. 788 00:37:06,505 --> 00:37:08,176 I think you got yourself a nose job. 789 00:37:08,201 --> 00:37:09,840 Did you get some plastic surgery, buddy? 790 00:37:10,545 --> 00:37:12,769 I exfoliated last night, so it's probably still 791 00:37:12,794 --> 00:37:14,316 - open pores. - That's not exfoliation. 792 00:37:14,341 --> 00:37:15,762 - No. - He exfoliated. 793 00:37:15,787 --> 00:37:17,949 - I watched him do it. - Did you get a face-lift? 794 00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:21,926 Okay. Yeah, real funny. 795 00:37:21,951 --> 00:37:23,574 How about I make some jokes about Amber? 796 00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:24,754 Try it. Go for it. 797 00:37:24,779 --> 00:37:26,779 She's a smoke show. Nothing to make fun of. 798 00:37:26,895 --> 00:37:28,918 She could make fun of your kids. 799 00:37:28,943 --> 00:37:30,207 Y'all ain't bulletproof. 800 00:37:31,537 --> 00:37:33,012 - Make fun of our kids? - Yep. 801 00:37:33,037 --> 00:37:34,340 - You mean your nephews? - Yep. 802 00:37:34,365 --> 00:37:37,269 Behind your backs and also in front of you right now. 803 00:37:37,294 --> 00:37:38,863 Whatever. At least we have kids. 804 00:37:38,888 --> 00:37:39,902 - That's right. - Yeah. 805 00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:41,293 Not as many as you used to have. 806 00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:42,527 Gideon ran away. 807 00:37:43,738 --> 00:37:45,707 You gonna rot in hell for making light of that. 808 00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:48,457 - No, I won't. - Kelvin, apologize right now. 809 00:37:48,482 --> 00:37:50,434 - That's not nice. - You're right. Sorry, Dad. 810 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,265 I'm sorry. 811 00:37:54,638 --> 00:37:57,973 Daddy, what about what they were saying about BJ's face? 812 00:37:57,998 --> 00:37:59,052 They need to be sorry for that. 813 00:37:59,076 --> 00:38:01,671 Oh, I love how you've gotta fight your boyfriend's battles for him. 814 00:38:01,695 --> 00:38:03,404 You know what? I know I'm new here, 815 00:38:03,429 --> 00:38:04,695 but I'm just gonna say it. 816 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,519 Y'all treat Judy like a child. 817 00:38:06,679 --> 00:38:09,091 That's why Judy and I are moving off the compound. 818 00:38:09,116 --> 00:38:11,911 Oh, okay. I don't know if we need to... 819 00:38:12,113 --> 00:38:13,263 Judy. 820 00:38:14,479 --> 00:38:16,107 What's he talking about? 821 00:38:16,858 --> 00:38:18,865 We just want to do what's right for our family. 822 00:38:18,890 --> 00:38:20,056 For our future. 823 00:38:20,081 --> 00:38:21,881 We've been looking at a penthouse in the city. 824 00:38:21,905 --> 00:38:23,037 A penthouse in the city? 825 00:38:23,061 --> 00:38:24,068 I don't sound like that. 826 00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:26,091 BJ, buddy, you better learn your place. 827 00:38:26,116 --> 00:38:29,396 News flash: this family is so regressive. 828 00:38:29,421 --> 00:38:31,379 Always keeping women in the shadows, 829 00:38:31,404 --> 00:38:33,372 not contributing or being a part of anything. 830 00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:35,452 You know what I think, BJ... sorry, baby, can I talk? 831 00:38:35,476 --> 00:38:36,476 Go on, baby. 832 00:38:36,501 --> 00:38:39,443 I think you better mind your manners at church lunch. 833 00:38:39,590 --> 00:38:41,810 Everyone here is trying to have a good time, 834 00:38:41,835 --> 00:38:43,923 and you are stepping way out of line. 835 00:38:44,521 --> 00:38:45,521 Sorry I spoke. 836 00:38:45,546 --> 00:38:46,810 - Should be. - No. 837 00:38:46,835 --> 00:38:48,263 Uh-uh. Do not be sorry. 838 00:38:48,288 --> 00:38:49,716 I'm not... then I'm not sorry. 839 00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:51,357 - Yeah. - You gonna let this wisp 840 00:38:51,382 --> 00:38:53,466 of a man talk you into betraying your family? 841 00:38:53,491 --> 00:38:55,256 - Wisp? - Jesse, sitting over there 842 00:38:55,281 --> 00:38:57,717 talking about "betraying families," that's hilarious. 843 00:38:57,742 --> 00:38:59,585 All right, Kelvin, I've had about enough, all right? 844 00:38:59,609 --> 00:39:00,866 Say one more effing word, 845 00:39:00,891 --> 00:39:02,584 I swear to God, say one more thing. 846 00:39:02,609 --> 00:39:04,631 - Sit down, the both of you. - No, how about, 847 00:39:04,656 --> 00:39:06,662 you stand here and tell your family 848 00:39:06,687 --> 00:39:08,076 what kind of man you really are. 849 00:39:08,101 --> 00:39:09,632 - Huh, Jesse? - How about you just go on 850 00:39:09,656 --> 00:39:11,858 and suck your Satanic boyfriend Keefe off. 851 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,420 - How about that? - Piece of shit! 852 00:39:13,804 --> 00:39:15,103 God! 853 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:18,541 Baby, no... 854 00:39:19,543 --> 00:39:20,936 My nose! 855 00:39:20,961 --> 00:39:23,007 - My nose! - Jesse, you asshole! 856 00:39:23,032 --> 00:39:25,186 - I did not mean to do that. - My nose! 857 00:39:25,211 --> 00:39:26,211 - Enough. - Jesse! 858 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,734 Enough! 859 00:39:30,329 --> 00:39:31,329 Hey! 860 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,765 It's assault, Daddy! Someone should press a charge! 861 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,937 I hope the devil fucks you dry! 862 00:39:39,909 --> 00:39:42,000 - Get over here. - Why... why come? 863 00:39:42,025 --> 00:39:43,054 Don't ask why come, 864 00:39:43,079 --> 00:39:45,515 just get over here right now, Kelvin Gemstone. 865 00:39:54,207 --> 00:39:56,421 Now go sit down, the both of you. 866 00:39:58,785 --> 00:40:01,711 You all ought to be glad your mama still ain't around. 867 00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:04,632 The way you treat each other would break her heart. 868 00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:08,773 Maybe Johnny Seasons was right. 869 00:40:08,798 --> 00:40:11,054 Maybe this family has become an abomination. 870 00:40:12,518 --> 00:40:13,898 Daddy, slap me too. 871 00:40:13,923 --> 00:40:16,117 I'm a Gemstone too so slap my face. 872 00:40:23,637 --> 00:40:25,429 Daddy's good and pissed off now 873 00:40:25,454 --> 00:40:27,125 so way to escalate the conflict. 874 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:29,617 Well, don't start shit next time. 875 00:40:29,642 --> 00:40:30,975 With everything I got going on, 876 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,600 you can't be the bigger man? 877 00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,250 Looks like I am the bigger man. 878 00:40:34,275 --> 00:40:35,275 You wish. 879 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,039 Don't wish. I know. I just saw. 880 00:40:37,747 --> 00:40:39,875 Not that you care, but I finally figured out 881 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,234 who the blackmailer is. 882 00:40:41,259 --> 00:40:43,484 Seems pretty obvious. Not really sure how I missed it. 883 00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:44,539 Who? 884 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,318 Johnny Seasons. 885 00:40:46,931 --> 00:40:48,062 Are you kidding me? 886 00:40:48,087 --> 00:40:49,992 No, I'm not kidding. Makes perfect sense. 887 00:40:50,017 --> 00:40:51,579 We're trying to move in on his territory 888 00:40:51,603 --> 00:40:52,945 so he's trying to take us out. 889 00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:54,118 Well, why would he ask for money? 890 00:40:54,142 --> 00:40:56,593 Why wouldn't he just blackmail you to not open up the church? 891 00:40:56,618 --> 00:40:57,625 Hm? 892 00:40:57,650 --> 00:40:59,422 Well, I don't know, maybe 'cause that's too obvious. 893 00:40:59,446 --> 00:41:00,462 You didn't even think of that. 894 00:41:00,486 --> 00:41:01,852 No. No. That's not what he's doing. 895 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,086 It's him, all right? I know it is. 896 00:41:04,111 --> 00:41:05,921 If he thinks he can fuck with me, 897 00:41:05,946 --> 00:41:08,203 fucking talk to daddy the way that he did, 898 00:41:08,228 --> 00:41:09,661 then he's got another thing coming. 899 00:41:09,686 --> 00:41:12,421 You are legit crazy. You are losing your mah-rbles. 900 00:41:12,446 --> 00:41:14,847 Maybe I'm crazy for defending my damn family. 901 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:15,969 You know if this tape comes out, 902 00:41:15,993 --> 00:41:17,292 you know what's gonna happen? 903 00:41:17,317 --> 00:41:19,211 - Amber's gonna leave me. - Rightfully so. 904 00:41:19,236 --> 00:41:20,601 I can guarantee you 905 00:41:20,626 --> 00:41:22,759 that Daddy's gonna boot me out of this church. 906 00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,684 I'm gonna lose everything, Kelvin. 907 00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:26,062 That ain't happening. 908 00:41:26,883 --> 00:41:28,385 Check this out. 909 00:41:29,603 --> 00:41:30,603 What is that? 910 00:41:30,628 --> 00:41:32,010 It's a Kubotan. 911 00:41:32,082 --> 00:41:34,237 Self-defense keychain stick. 912 00:41:34,262 --> 00:41:36,338 Use this to overpower a human being. 913 00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:37,534 Jam it in at pressure point, 914 00:41:37,559 --> 00:41:39,307 pop and lock, break a finger. 915 00:41:39,332 --> 00:41:40,564 Where'd you get that? 916 00:41:40,589 --> 00:41:42,122 At a truck stop. 917 00:41:42,147 --> 00:41:43,620 Are you gonna use that on him? 918 00:41:43,645 --> 00:41:45,386 Probably. Maybe. I'm just spitballin' right now. 919 00:41:45,410 --> 00:41:47,393 Don't box me in. I got you one too. 920 00:41:47,418 --> 00:41:49,254 - I don't want one. - Yeah, well I got you one. 921 00:41:49,278 --> 00:41:50,324 Oh, why'd you give me the pink one? 922 00:41:50,348 --> 00:41:51,881 For no particular reason. 923 00:41:51,906 --> 00:41:52,948 He don't know we know. 924 00:41:52,973 --> 00:41:55,018 That gives us a slight advantage, okay? 925 00:41:55,043 --> 00:41:56,809 The drop off is tonight at 10:00 p.m. 926 00:41:56,834 --> 00:41:58,487 He ain't expecting to see me till then. 927 00:41:58,512 --> 00:42:00,379 We're gonna ambush him at his house. 928 00:42:00,404 --> 00:42:01,543 Get him while his guard is down, 929 00:42:01,567 --> 00:42:03,834 overpower him, and get him to give us that damn tape. 930 00:42:03,859 --> 00:42:05,859 Jesse, you're talking about breaking the law. 931 00:42:05,884 --> 00:42:07,698 And with a weapon? That's like a... 932 00:42:07,723 --> 00:42:09,792 higher charge. I don't want it. 933 00:42:09,817 --> 00:42:11,418 Not with these, they're not a higher charge. 934 00:42:11,442 --> 00:42:12,565 I mean, if it's a gun, yeah. 935 00:42:12,590 --> 00:42:14,122 You bring a gun, you're going down. 936 00:42:14,147 --> 00:42:16,104 Kubotans? Kubotans are legal. 937 00:42:16,129 --> 00:42:18,128 This is assault we're talking about, 938 00:42:18,153 --> 00:42:20,335 and assault is illegal. 939 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,503 Come on, man. 940 00:42:21,769 --> 00:42:24,409 Remember when we were kids and we wanted to be Double Dragons? 941 00:42:24,811 --> 00:42:25,869 Yeah. 942 00:42:25,894 --> 00:42:27,860 We got our black belts together. 943 00:42:27,885 --> 00:42:29,402 Used to wear the same kind of clothes, 944 00:42:29,426 --> 00:42:30,901 cut our hair the same way. 945 00:42:30,926 --> 00:42:33,354 We said we were gonna grow up and fight crime. 946 00:42:34,095 --> 00:42:35,909 We used to have each other's back. 947 00:42:36,856 --> 00:42:38,952 We were friends. What happened to us? 948 00:42:38,977 --> 00:42:41,119 I guess we grew up 949 00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:43,945 and realized being karate brothers 950 00:42:43,970 --> 00:42:47,405 from a video game is a childish dream to have. 951 00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:53,657 Kelvin? 952 00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,838 You really don't care if this cocaine sex party tape 953 00:42:56,863 --> 00:42:59,010 destroys the Gemstones once and for all? 954 00:42:59,526 --> 00:43:02,010 Maybe it's time for the Gemstones to be done. 955 00:44:39,691 --> 00:44:41,377 The thing with this game? 956 00:44:41,814 --> 00:44:44,471 Early versions included a boss bad guy 957 00:44:44,496 --> 00:44:46,416 known as Dark Diablo, 958 00:44:46,441 --> 00:44:48,791 a classic devil king sort of villain. 959 00:44:49,036 --> 00:44:51,036 When Dark Diablo would enter the level, 960 00:44:51,061 --> 00:44:53,027 he would make a series of roars. 961 00:44:53,052 --> 00:44:55,753 To most, it sounded like garbled noise sounds, 962 00:44:55,778 --> 00:44:58,971 but to the keen ear, he was clearly saying, 963 00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:01,297 "I'm the Devil. You're mine. 964 00:45:01,322 --> 00:45:02,737 Be a part of my kingdom." 965 00:45:03,328 --> 00:45:05,854 Yeah, it's messed up. 966 00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:09,038 Tons of kids were exposed to that game. 967 00:45:09,071 --> 00:45:12,072 Parents' groups and churches were, like, furious. 968 00:45:12,097 --> 00:45:14,130 So they took Dark Diablo out. 969 00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:16,677 Now it's just like a shark bad guy, 970 00:45:17,093 --> 00:45:19,505 with like a shark top and muscle man bottom. 971 00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:23,143 He's got, like, muscly, regular legs, 972 00:45:23,168 --> 00:45:25,302 you know, not shark fins. 973 00:45:25,621 --> 00:45:27,688 And he doesn't say anything Satanic. 974 00:45:27,713 --> 00:45:29,169 He just tries to bite you. 975 00:45:30,101 --> 00:45:32,101 It's a much better version. 976 00:45:33,751 --> 00:45:34,802 Yeah. 977 00:45:40,998 --> 00:45:42,278 Sounds better. 978 00:45:46,422 --> 00:45:48,169 I gotta get it reset now. 979 00:45:48,802 --> 00:45:50,497 Yeah, you probably should. 980 00:45:50,522 --> 00:45:52,059 It looks gross. 981 00:45:54,041 --> 00:45:55,559 I'm sorry, baby. 982 00:45:55,584 --> 00:45:57,450 You should make Jesse pay for that. 983 00:45:57,804 --> 00:45:59,473 Yeah, I'd love to. How? 984 00:45:59,498 --> 00:46:01,216 You know what, there's no way 985 00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:02,606 that he would ever do that. 986 00:46:02,631 --> 00:46:04,998 So you should just use your own money. 987 00:46:06,795 --> 00:46:08,247 Who the fuck is that? 988 00:46:08,272 --> 00:46:10,536 What? That's the doorbell. 989 00:46:10,561 --> 00:46:12,412 - Baby, that's the doorbell. - What are you doing? Hide. 990 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,747 Yeah... okay. Fine. Okay. Where should I hide? 991 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,427 Oh, God-hide, BJ! 992 00:46:16,452 --> 00:46:18,119 - Okay, fine. - Shh! 993 00:46:20,093 --> 00:46:21,294 Judy! 994 00:46:21,701 --> 00:46:23,372 - Judy! - Kelvin! 995 00:46:23,397 --> 00:46:25,684 What the living fuck, man? 996 00:46:25,709 --> 00:46:27,508 You can't just roll up in my foyer. 997 00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:29,005 I can and I just did. 998 00:46:29,030 --> 00:46:30,036 We need to talk. 999 00:46:30,061 --> 00:46:32,802 I don't have time right now. I'm busy putting on creams. 1000 00:46:32,827 --> 00:46:33,942 Is anybody here? 1001 00:46:34,347 --> 00:46:35,708 No. Nobody's here. 1002 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:39,388 Oh, really? 'Cause there's BJ right there. 1003 00:46:39,413 --> 00:46:41,013 That's not BJ. That's my artworks. 1004 00:46:41,038 --> 00:46:44,280 Oh, you got a sculpture of BJ on all fours, looking scared? 1005 00:46:44,305 --> 00:46:46,205 Yeah, I bought that. It's a sculpture. 1006 00:46:46,230 --> 00:46:48,564 And I got a good price on it 'cause the dick is weird. 1007 00:46:48,589 --> 00:46:50,373 - Huh. - Why you being so damn nosy? 1008 00:46:50,398 --> 00:46:51,686 It's about Jesse. 1009 00:46:51,789 --> 00:46:54,201 I think he's about to do something very stupid. 1010 00:46:54,226 --> 00:46:55,366 Oh, well, duh. 1011 00:46:55,391 --> 00:46:56,617 One plus one is two. 1012 00:46:56,961 --> 00:46:59,006 No, this is stupider than normal, though. 1013 00:46:59,031 --> 00:47:00,202 Big time stupid. 1014 00:47:00,227 --> 00:47:01,561 Okay, what? 1015 00:47:10,689 --> 00:47:12,913 - Thank you. - You're welcome, sweetie. 1016 00:47:23,988 --> 00:47:26,444 "Behold, I have given you authority 1017 00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:28,522 "to tread on serpents and scorpions 1018 00:47:28,547 --> 00:47:30,639 "and over all the power of the enemy, 1019 00:47:30,664 --> 00:47:32,631 and nothing shall hurt you." 1020 00:47:33,069 --> 00:47:34,295 Luke 10:19. 1021 00:47:37,983 --> 00:47:39,100 Let's go. 1022 00:47:59,589 --> 00:48:00,889 Oh, shit. 1023 00:48:11,979 --> 00:48:15,123 Shh. Guys. Fucking get over here. 1024 00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:43,636 He's in there. Let's knock this guy's ass out. 1025 00:48:46,820 --> 00:48:47,959 Hello? 1026 00:48:48,601 --> 00:48:49,795 Who's there? 1027 00:49:27,826 --> 00:49:29,413 Okay. You're gonna do it. 1028 00:49:30,189 --> 00:49:31,226 Go. 1029 00:49:31,532 --> 00:49:33,812 Fucking go, Chad. Get the fuck in there. 1030 00:49:43,035 --> 00:49:45,233 Go! Get in the car! Go! Go, go, go! 1031 00:49:47,641 --> 00:49:49,022 You wanna mess with me? 1032 00:49:49,710 --> 00:49:50,710 Don't leave me! 1033 00:49:50,735 --> 00:49:52,601 You wanna see what I'm packing? 1034 00:50:02,009 --> 00:50:03,319 He's a fucking idiot. 1035 00:50:03,344 --> 00:50:04,921 Of course it's not Johnny Seasons. 1036 00:50:04,946 --> 00:50:07,614 Yeah, well, if it ain't him, Jesse still has to pay up. 1037 00:50:07,639 --> 00:50:08,639 Sorry. 1038 00:50:09,665 --> 00:50:11,665 - Shit, it's Jesse. - Answer it. 1039 00:50:11,690 --> 00:50:12,812 I know. 1040 00:50:13,168 --> 00:50:16,124 - Hey, Jesse. - Oh, fuck, man. Fuck! 1041 00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:18,194 - Johnny Seasons shot Chad. - What? 1042 00:50:18,219 --> 00:50:20,202 - Is Chad dead? - Who's Chad? 1043 00:50:20,227 --> 00:50:21,749 Chad, you still with us, buddy? 1044 00:50:22,921 --> 00:50:23,921 Oh, God! 1045 00:50:23,946 --> 00:50:25,030 He says he's fine. 1046 00:50:25,055 --> 00:50:27,202 He's obviously not fine, Matthew. 1047 00:50:27,227 --> 00:50:28,627 - Did he kill somebody? - Shh... no. 1048 00:50:28,652 --> 00:50:30,000 Whose voice is that? Is that Judy? 1049 00:50:30,024 --> 00:50:31,275 - No, it's not Judy. - I need to talk to him. 1050 00:50:31,299 --> 00:50:33,296 - No, stop... - C'mon! Stop! 1051 00:50:33,321 --> 00:50:35,082 Who the fuck did you tell? Did you tell Judy? 1052 00:50:35,414 --> 00:50:37,772 Did you tell Judy? You son of a bitch! 1053 00:50:37,971 --> 00:50:41,679 Hi. You have really fucked yourself this time, haven't you? 1054 00:50:41,704 --> 00:50:44,476 - What he tell you? - Oh, he told me a lot. 1055 00:50:44,501 --> 00:50:47,711 Look at you, Mr. Firstborn. Oh, thought you'd be king. 1056 00:50:47,736 --> 00:50:50,492 Oh, brother, it is almost so sad. 1057 00:50:50,517 --> 00:50:52,368 I think we need to get him to the hospital, Jesse! 1058 00:50:52,392 --> 00:50:53,586 Then fucking go, dude! 1059 00:50:53,611 --> 00:50:54,868 What the hell is everyone looking at me 1060 00:50:54,892 --> 00:50:56,258 like I gotta do everything? 1061 00:50:56,283 --> 00:50:57,516 Get the fuck out of here! 1062 00:50:57,541 --> 00:50:59,208 Shit, Judy! Shit! 1063 00:50:59,876 --> 00:51:02,156 I'm supposed to make the drop at 10:00. 1064 00:51:02,787 --> 00:51:04,919 This is the downfall of the Gemstones. 1065 00:51:04,944 --> 00:51:07,077 Everything that Mama and Daddy built is done. 1066 00:51:07,102 --> 00:51:08,968 Okay. Then pay 'em Jesse. 1067 00:51:08,993 --> 00:51:11,054 I don't have the money, Judy. 1068 00:51:11,079 --> 00:51:12,879 Daddy limits my spending! 1069 00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:15,945 I may have some. 1070 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:17,875 Have some what? 1071 00:52:01,508 --> 00:52:02,711 Okay, line it up. 1072 00:52:03,135 --> 00:52:04,135 Okay, good. 1073 00:52:12,940 --> 00:52:14,874 Heads up. It's a lot, dude. 1074 00:52:15,376 --> 00:52:18,578 Holy shit. What the fuck? 1075 00:52:19,453 --> 00:52:20,719 You know how Mama used to say to me, 1076 00:52:20,743 --> 00:52:22,867 "Judy, you're worth it. You're special, Judy. 1077 00:52:22,892 --> 00:52:23,945 "You know stuff. 1078 00:52:23,970 --> 00:52:25,851 You know how to figure things out." 1079 00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:28,156 Well, I fucking do. 1080 00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:30,849 I guess Mama was great at giving good advice. 1081 00:52:33,557 --> 00:52:35,566 God damn it. Son of a... 1082 00:52:36,318 --> 00:52:37,804 God bless you, air vent. 1083 00:52:45,925 --> 00:52:47,109 Get in. 1084 00:52:48,468 --> 00:52:50,015 I love you guys. 1085 00:52:56,915 --> 00:52:59,148 All right. Y'all stay in the car. 1086 00:52:59,173 --> 00:53:00,550 Don't you think we should come with you? 1087 00:53:00,574 --> 00:53:03,562 Shh. No. I'll handle them alone. 1088 00:53:03,587 --> 00:53:05,187 Stay here. 1089 00:53:08,126 --> 00:53:09,192 Good luck. 1090 00:53:17,886 --> 00:53:19,089 Who's in the car? 1091 00:53:19,844 --> 00:53:20,980 Nobodies. 1092 00:53:21,871 --> 00:53:23,371 My brother and sister. 1093 00:53:23,798 --> 00:53:25,418 Tell them to get the fuck out. 1094 00:53:26,853 --> 00:53:27,853 Fuck. 1095 00:53:28,648 --> 00:53:29,894 God damn it. 1096 00:53:35,357 --> 00:53:37,699 He's... he's actually saying he wants you guys to come out. 1097 00:53:37,724 --> 00:53:38,926 Duh. I told you. 1098 00:53:42,872 --> 00:53:43,980 Man. 1099 00:53:53,033 --> 00:53:54,398 Hi. 1100 00:53:54,784 --> 00:53:56,450 Assholes. 1101 00:53:58,326 --> 00:54:00,566 Walk slowly to the rear of the van, 1102 00:54:00,591 --> 00:54:02,285 and place the bags on the ground. 1103 00:54:02,310 --> 00:54:03,888 I don't really feel comfortable doing that. 1104 00:54:03,912 --> 00:54:05,161 I don't know who y'all got back there 1105 00:54:05,185 --> 00:54:06,927 so I'm just gonna put the bags right down here. 1106 00:54:06,951 --> 00:54:09,074 No, bring them to where I told you. 1107 00:54:31,083 --> 00:54:32,488 Why is he dressed as the devil? 1108 00:54:32,513 --> 00:54:35,014 - Kelvin, shut up. - Shut up, Kelvin. 1109 00:55:01,810 --> 00:55:02,943 What is this? 1110 00:55:02,968 --> 00:55:05,326 - Thumb drive. - Thumb drive? 1111 00:55:06,234 --> 00:55:08,167 The video is kept on that. 1112 00:55:08,192 --> 00:55:09,974 Oh, the video's on here? 1113 00:55:09,999 --> 00:55:12,068 I was imagining we were gonna get like a VHS 1114 00:55:12,093 --> 00:55:13,615 or a cassette tape or something. 1115 00:55:15,211 --> 00:55:17,178 How do we know there isn't another copy? 1116 00:55:17,203 --> 00:55:18,654 Well, you don't. 1117 00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:22,398 Maybe we just bleed the Gemstones dry. 1118 00:55:22,423 --> 00:55:26,099 And use you like our own goddamn ATM machine, huh? 1119 00:55:33,624 --> 00:55:34,624 Jesse. 1120 00:55:35,164 --> 00:55:36,633 Go, get in the car! 1121 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,126 Who do you work for? 1122 00:55:41,151 --> 00:55:42,592 Who do you serve? 1123 00:55:43,268 --> 00:55:44,412 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 1124 00:55:44,437 --> 00:55:46,131 God damn! Fuck! 1125 00:55:46,156 --> 00:55:47,670 Ah! Shit! 1126 00:55:47,942 --> 00:55:48,967 Ah! 1127 00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,513 Go, go, go! 1128 00:55:52,563 --> 00:55:53,896 Go, go, go! 1129 00:55:58,129 --> 00:55:59,129 Go! 1130 00:56:05,757 --> 00:56:07,295 Oh, my God! 1131 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,131 - Holy shit! - Oh, my God! 1132 00:56:09,156 --> 00:56:10,615 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, shit! 1133 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,029 - I hit him, I hit him. - Oh, fuck. 1134 00:56:12,054 --> 00:56:13,716 I think I hit him. 1135 00:56:13,741 --> 00:56:15,508 Over under now. Over under. 1136 00:56:15,533 --> 00:56:17,265 - Oh. - God damn it. 1137 00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:18,723 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 1138 00:56:18,748 --> 00:56:20,693 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1139 00:56:20,718 --> 00:56:21,718 Oh, my God. 1140 00:56:24,679 --> 00:56:26,345 Are you going back to help him? 1141 00:56:26,370 --> 00:56:27,536 No. 1142 00:56:40,296 --> 00:56:42,123 Oh! Oh! 1143 00:56:56,762 --> 00:56:59,506 ♪ Praise the Lord ♪ 1144 00:56:59,531 --> 00:57:02,834 ♪ His righteousness at hand ♪ 1145 00:57:02,859 --> 00:57:05,193 ♪ Lord, Lord, Lord ♪ 1146 00:57:05,218 --> 00:57:08,719 ♪ Take us to that promised land ♪ 1147 00:57:08,744 --> 00:57:11,459 ♪ Holy war ♪ 1148 00:57:11,484 --> 00:57:14,482 ♪ The battle has begun ♪ 1149 00:57:14,507 --> 00:57:17,428 ♪ So praise the Lord ♪ 1150 00:57:17,453 --> 00:57:24,303 ♪ His righteous love has come ♪ 1151 00:57:24,328 --> 00:57:25,420 Ladies and gentlemen, 1152 00:57:25,445 --> 00:57:27,451 it is my honor to present 1153 00:57:27,476 --> 00:57:30,599 Eli and Aimee-Leigh Gemstone. 1154 00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:33,214 I love you. 1155 00:57:33,239 --> 00:57:37,068 - Oh, I love you. Hallelujah! Eli. - I feel the love in this room. 1156 00:57:37,093 --> 00:57:39,670 Oh, take a look at this crowd, Eli. 1157 00:57:39,695 --> 00:57:41,718 I do believe it is the best-looking bunch of friends 1158 00:57:41,742 --> 00:57:43,141 we've spent time with yet! 1159 00:57:43,166 --> 00:57:44,662 Yes! 1160 00:57:44,687 --> 00:57:46,365 Mm, I don't want to offend anybody, 1161 00:57:46,390 --> 00:57:49,115 but she married me so you know her taste is in question. 1162 00:57:49,140 --> 00:57:51,287 - Oh, stop it right now. - Ow! 1163 00:57:51,312 --> 00:57:53,326 Stop it right now. Now, friends, 1164 00:57:53,578 --> 00:57:56,092 who here is ready to make real change 1165 00:57:56,117 --> 00:57:57,724 in their lives today? 1166 00:57:58,084 --> 00:57:59,685 Amen! 1167 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:03,489 Who's ready to surf that God-given feeling? 1168 00:58:04,546 --> 00:58:06,240 Praise His name. 1169 00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:08,217 - Praise His name. - Hallelujah! 1170 00:58:08,242 --> 00:58:12,107 Raise your hands for the Lord. Yes! Yes! 1171 00:58:12,132 --> 00:58:13,365 Who is ready to make change, 1172 00:58:13,390 --> 00:58:15,256 receive the Holy Spirit, and change their lives 1173 00:58:15,281 --> 00:58:17,889 in such a way they will lead it for the Lord forever? 1174 00:58:18,382 --> 00:58:19,882 We have a winner. 1175 00:58:22,256 --> 00:58:23,709 Okay, Eli? 1176 00:58:24,457 --> 00:58:26,053 Let's get started. 1177 00:58:26,391 --> 00:58:29,791 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com