1 00:00:00,625 --> 00:00:02,043 [TV static drones] 2 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:04,796 [bright tone] 3 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:08,466 [Sexual Harrassment's "I Need a Freak"] 4 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:12,303 - ♪ In these times of hate and pain ♪ 5 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:16,474 ♪ We need a remedy to take us from the reign ♪ 6 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:20,311 ♪ I've been thinking of what I need ♪ 7 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:24,315 ♪ I need a freak to hold me tight ♪ 8 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,694 ♪ I need a freak every day and every night ♪ 9 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:32,656 ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,117 - Psst. 11 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,077 Excuse me, Judy. 12 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,038 Can you move your hair off my desk? 13 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:41,041 - Oh, you mean my luscious fluffs? 14 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,500 - Well, you're getting your dandruff 15 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,002 all over my worksheet. 16 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,962 - You know you like it... 17 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,172 stud. 18 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:52,886 So long and perfume-y. 19 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:56,806 - Seriously, move your hair. 20 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,185 - [kisses] 21 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:03,355 [muffled laughter] 22 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:11,529 [ominous music] 23 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:12,697 - [whispering] No! 24 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:19,704 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:28,045 --> 00:01:30,965 - [snapping] 26 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,550 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,134 - [laughing] 28 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:37,347 [laughter] 29 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:43,603 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:46,481 [lively music playing] 31 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:51,610 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:52,904 [stands clattering] 33 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,823 - Ahh! 34 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:58,576 - Hi. 35 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:00,620 [grunts] 36 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:04,582 [students gasping] 37 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,917 - Shoot! 38 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,044 - I liked you, you fuckin' asshole! 39 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,086 I loved you! 40 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:12,590 - ♪ Praise ♪ 41 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,927 ♪ ♪ 42 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:19,639 ♪ Praise ♪ 43 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,435 - If I knew I could care for my family 44 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,937 during a terrifying and uncertain time 45 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,481 with just a bucket or two, 46 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:32,110 well, I would be running to my pocketbook. 47 00:02:32,192 --> 00:02:33,862 - Not only do Aimee-Leigh and I 48 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,239 want you to be safe, 49 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,491 the Lord wants you to be safe. 50 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,077 Jesus talked to me last night. 51 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,370 Jesus said, 52 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,665 "Eli, you better get them folks ready." 53 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,500 Y2K is real. 54 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,085 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,171 It's coming. 56 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:52,881 And the church is gonna need help. 57 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,301 I agreed to talk with you 58 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,553 because you're from "TIME" magazine. 59 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,555 That's a periodical I respect. 60 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:03,433 - Your church raised an enormous amount of money 61 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,853 by telling people that Y2K would bring the end of days. 62 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:08,063 It didn't, of course. 63 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,814 - It was the grace of the Lord Himself 64 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,817 that prevented humanity from facing that disaster. 65 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,110 - Indeed. 66 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,321 You seem pretty convinced it was happening. 67 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,573 Do you think it's unethical to scare people 68 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,909 and then benefit from that fearmongering? 69 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,410 - Folks come to me 70 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,079 when they're trying to make sense of the world. 71 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,165 I just help as best I can. 72 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,708 - So who was wrong, 73 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,503 Jesus or you? 74 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,713 - [chuckles] 75 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,757 - Amber, baby. 76 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,008 They love you. 77 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,426 You had them wrapped around your finger 78 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,719 at Parents' Weekend. 79 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,180 - But this is different. 80 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,432 Bringing me to your mansion... 81 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,477 ugh, it's all so daunting. 82 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,980 - Well, better get undaunted, baby... 83 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:57,278 'Cause one day, this crib will all be mine, 84 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:00,281 and I'm looking to have your fine ass by my side. 85 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,491 - He cut my damn hair. 86 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,451 Tried to Samson my ass. 87 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,203 I wasn't just gonna take that. 88 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,080 - You tell your teacher or your principal. 89 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,123 You stay out of it. 90 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,082 You don't act like a lunatic. 91 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,166 - That's right. 92 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,334 - Tell me about it. 93 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,211 I bring my "say, say, my baby" all the way here 94 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,379 to get to know my family, 95 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,672 and we are instantly dealing with 96 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,298 all this "he said, she said" bullshit. 97 00:04:18,382 --> 00:04:19,843 - Suck my dick, Jesse. 98 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,052 - You suck mine, Judy. 99 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,345 - I want a meal, boy. 100 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,139 Not no snack. 101 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,182 - [laughs] That was good. 102 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,476 She's saying that you have a tiny little titi. 103 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,519 - Fuck off, Kelvin. 104 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:30,729 At least I got a titi. 105 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,397 Not a tiny little doll pecker like you. 106 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,398 - [blows raspberry] 107 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,566 - Not even any hairs or nothing. 108 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,400 - Enough! 109 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,235 - We have a guest. 110 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,655 Boy, this is not the impression we want to give you, Amber. 111 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,198 My apologies. 112 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,325 It's a blessing to have you with us. 113 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,827 - Where are you from, sweetheart? 114 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,370 - Uh, Kentucky. [chuckles] 115 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,414 Just a small little town. 116 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,416 - Is that human hair, Country? 117 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:53,335 You wearing a horse hair wig? 118 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,754 - Um, it's...[chuckles] 119 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,297 Real hair. 120 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,506 Not a wig. 121 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,382 - Oh. 122 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,717 - Judy, why don't you slide 123 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,469 this chicken-fried steak with gravy 124 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:03,595 right up your ass? 125 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,929 - I wasn't trying to be mean. 126 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,098 She's from the country, so I called her Country. 127 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,142 - All the best girls are country girls. 128 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,894 Isn't that right, darling? 129 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,771 - Don't you know it. 130 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,905 - Well, well, well. 131 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:26,242 If it isn't the girl from the Wendy's sign. 132 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,703 Y'all got running water where you're from? 133 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,374 - Of course we do. 134 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,250 - Well, I don't know your life. 135 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,670 [scoffs] Look at you. 136 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,839 Just regular-ass shopping mall clothes. 137 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,551 - Your pants are nice. 138 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,428 - Well, take a good look. 139 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,514 [tense music] 140 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,265 'Cause you couldn't afford this 141 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,393 if you sucked every dick 142 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,020 in the hills and hollers of Kentucky. 143 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,731 - What is your problem? 144 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,733 - I just know what you're up to. 145 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,151 [exhales sharply] 146 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,737 Impoverished girl with big dreams, 147 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,781 chasing all the riches and gold. 148 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:08,201 - That is not what's happening here. 149 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,329 Jesse means a lot to me. 150 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,164 - I call bull. 151 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,165 You don't love Jesse. 152 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,626 He's a fucking clown. 153 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,962 When you look at his dumb face, 154 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,424 instead of seeing eyes and noses and shit, 155 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,592 you see your ticket out of the sticks. 156 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,262 - You are very rude! 157 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,304 - [laughs] 158 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:31,433 - And you have no idea what you're talking about. 159 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,183 - [snapping] 160 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,478 - Where you going, Wendy's? 161 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,856 I thought we were doing girl talks. 162 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:38,857 [door slams] 163 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,860 [footsteps receding] 164 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,948 [devious music] 165 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,575 ♪ ♪ 166 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,703 [lively fiddle music playing] 167 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,205 ♪ ♪ 168 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:57,042 [snake rattling] 169 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,501 - It's our faith! 170 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,504 Our faith that protects us! 171 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,214 - You said it! Yes! 172 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,592 - Be not afraid, 173 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:11,139 for I am Daniel in the lion's den! 174 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,433 - Amen! [all cheering] 175 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,476 [coins jangling] All right. 176 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,560 We'll see you next week. - Yeah, you too. 177 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,686 - Yes, ma'am. - Oh, good to see you. 178 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:17,896 - Good to see you. - All right. 179 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,147 Thanks so much for coming. - Thank you. 180 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,398 - Oh, sir. Hey. - Hi, Tom. 181 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,649 That's lovely. - Thank you very much. 182 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,151 - Oh, what a sweetheart. 183 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,235 - Thanks for coming. - Thank you. 184 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,653 - You guys are on donuts next week. 185 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,490 - J1013 AM, Christian Talk, 186 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,492 mixing it up with the biggest names in faith. 187 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,494 Now back to the Skip Arness Show. 188 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,579 - You hear the latest from the Gemstones? 189 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,540 Their church made a mint off the Y2K scare. 190 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,501 Millions. 191 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,585 Attendance is down for the first time 192 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:41,711 in their history, 193 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,672 and people are protesting outside their church. 194 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,466 - [laughs] They deserve every criticism. 195 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,301 - Did Uncle Eli do something wrong? 196 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,678 - Well, your uncle was raised better, 197 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,596 but he's always been greedy when it comes to money. 198 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:52,597 Y'all know that. 199 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,932 - Yes, ma'am. 200 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,351 - I want to be rich like Uncle Eli when I grow up. 201 00:07:56,433 --> 00:07:57,435 [slap] 202 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:58,937 - Don't you ever say that again. 203 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,106 It is not something to aspire to. 204 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,274 You aspire to be good and wise like your daddy. 205 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,359 Right, Peter? 206 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,444 - He's just a kid talking, May-May. 207 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,238 - Dummy. 208 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:11,324 - I--I was just kidding, Mama. 209 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,826 I love being poor. 210 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,619 [slap] 211 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,749 - I still don't like that y'all got him buried out here. 212 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,710 It's a long drive for us. 213 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,670 Now whenever I want to spend time with Daddy, 214 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,131 I gotta get through your security guards. 215 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:29,968 - There wasn't no more room left where Mama's resting. 216 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,136 I thought about bringing her here to put with him. 217 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,179 - Oh, that's sweet. 218 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,557 Then you can just have 'em all, can't you, Eli? 219 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,765 - Well, we can just have security 220 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:37,851 just flag y'all right on through 221 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,644 any time you want to come by. 222 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,854 Our home is your home. 223 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,188 - Well, we appreciate that. 224 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,816 We don't usually have no problem getting in. 225 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,443 - I made some sandwiches for the boys. 226 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,945 Might as well eat 'em before we go. 227 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,823 - Well, you all are welcome to stay as long as you want to. 228 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:52,824 - Okay. 229 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,078 [hard rock music] 230 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:04,127 ♪ ♪ 231 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,171 - Nobody shit their pants, 232 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,131 but check out my newest toy. 233 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,343 - ♪ Redeemer ♪ 234 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,470 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 235 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,514 ♪ ♪ 236 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,017 - My Lord. 237 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,186 - Holy moly. 238 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,188 - Coke white. 239 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,397 - This is yours? 240 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,858 - Ah, basically mine. 241 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,152 I mean, technically, it belongs to the church. 242 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,571 But all I gotta do is use it in a sermon, 243 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,616 and then I can drive it whenever I want. 244 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:35,575 - Can I drive it? 245 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,202 - Hell no. 246 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,163 But I'd be happy to let you watch me smash some shit. 247 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:43,124 [upbeat country music] 248 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,125 ♪ ♪ 249 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,544 - ♪ Heaven ♪ 250 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,547 ♪ Heaven ♪ 251 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:53,635 ♪ This must be heaven ♪ 252 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:54,678 [crashing] 253 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,262 [indistinct shouting] 254 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,224 ♪ Oh, me, oh, my ♪ 255 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:03,478 ♪ This must be heaven ♪ 256 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,022 ♪ Heaven can wait, I've got a date ♪ 257 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,316 [revving, crashing] 258 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,152 [screaming, cheering] 259 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,071 [crashing] 260 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,115 ♪ Higher and higher, people are talking ♪ 261 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,574 - Yeah! - Go! 262 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,202 - ♪ Heaven can wait ♪ 263 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:24,416 ♪ Heaven, heaven ♪ 264 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,919 ♪ This must be heaven ♪ 265 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,087 ♪ ♪ 266 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:33,842 ♪ Oh my, take a look at those eyes ♪ 267 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,553 ♪ This must be heaven ♪ 268 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,638 - Hey, you know, I saw y'all on the news. 269 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,181 They were saying you conned everyone 270 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,142 with that Y2K nonsense. 271 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:44,436 [laughs] I don't know what kind of idiot 272 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:45,979 would have bought into that. 273 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,480 I mean, when the world ends, it will be because 274 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,107 the Lord has decided it's time, 275 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,943 not because of some computer malfunctions. 276 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,278 I never bought it for a minute. 277 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,405 - Well, I'm just relieved it didn't happen. 278 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:56,614 That's all I keep thinking about. 279 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,575 Just counting our lucky stars. 280 00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,951 - Would have been a real nightmare. 281 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,995 Lord changed His mind, I suppose. 282 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,456 - Or people just made it up to make money off it. 283 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,459 I mean, that's what the news is saying y'all did. 284 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,127 Ooh, it's times like these 285 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,796 I sure am glad my last name is Montgomery. 286 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:12,964 The way people would look at me 287 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,758 if my last name was still Gemstone... 288 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,176 no, thank you. 289 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,260 [laughs] 290 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,428 You know, I need a refill. 291 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,804 Peter, run out to the car and get me 292 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,514 that two-liter bottle of Fresca. 293 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,849 - Oh, we got plenty of cold pop 294 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,267 inside in the refrigerator, May-May. 295 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,143 Uh, Sprite, I think. 296 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,895 - No, I don't want Sprite. I like Fresca. 297 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,480 Peter. - Sprite or-- 298 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:29,856 - Car. 299 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,275 Run. - Yep. 300 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,402 - Say, say, my baby. 301 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,365 - [grunts] 302 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,616 - I got the Sega Saturn. 303 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,658 Have you played it? 304 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,035 - Mama don't let us play video games. 305 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,661 - She says the devil's in 'em. 306 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:44,996 - Inside video games? 307 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:45,872 - Yep. 308 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,249 Just like movies, music, dancing, 309 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,668 cartoons, and Halloween. 310 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,169 - We ain't allowed to do nothin', 311 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,297 except maybe go huntin', make some traps, catch food. 312 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,340 Not like you guys. 313 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,008 Y'all get to do everything fun. 314 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,802 - Yeah, your parents suck. 315 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,095 They're strict as hell. 316 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,429 I couldn't survive under your roof. 317 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,972 I need my "TRL." 318 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,933 - I can relate, Judy. 319 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,060 My grandma's real strict. 320 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,896 Never let any boys call the house or nothing. 321 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,732 - Oh, you had so many boys calling the house 322 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:16,236 'cause of your gorgeous red hair? 323 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,946 Okay, Raggedy Ann. 324 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,657 Surprised they even have phones in the village you come from. 325 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,867 - She don't come from no damn village, Judy. 326 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,412 Stop making fun of people for being from poverty. 327 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,497 Chuck and Karl are dirt poor. 328 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,540 It's rude. 329 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,582 - Jesse, I'm so sick of you 330 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,875 showing out for your girlfriend. 331 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,210 Y'all don't make a good couple. 332 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,754 Behind your back, we're all laughing 333 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,507 at what a bad couple you actually are. 334 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,051 Hardy-har-har, dummy. 335 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,720 - Why don't you go fuck yourself, Judy? 336 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,679 - [high-pitched shriek] 337 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,722 - What? 338 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,306 - It's a sin to swear, Jesse. 339 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,391 - No shit, Karl. 340 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,851 Watch me load up some more. 341 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,936 Judy, you wish you had a fuckin' boyfriend. 342 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,771 Don't be jealous 'cause somebody actually likes me 343 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,857 besides my own parents, unlike you. 344 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,151 No one likes your ass. 345 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,611 [soft music] 346 00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,738 - [grunts] 347 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,739 [screams] 348 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:07,662 ♪ ♪ 349 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,747 [can opens] 350 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,248 - Hey, Peter. 351 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,332 Come on in. 352 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,335 - [breathing deeply] 353 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,421 [grunts] 354 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,925 [sighs] 355 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,431 I'm in a bit of a pinch, Eli. 356 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,432 - Is that so? 357 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,516 - Yeah. 358 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,687 I got a damn warehouse full of Y2K buckets, 359 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,022 and nobody wants 'em. 360 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,231 - Yes. 361 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,360 The only downside to society not collapsing. 362 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,402 - [laughs] 363 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,162 I'm in over my head, Eli. 364 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,123 - I told you not to buy more than you could afford. 365 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,250 - You also told me that the world was gonna end. 366 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,920 - It ain't my fault things changed. 367 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,297 I got no control over that. 368 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,382 Liquidate 'em. 369 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,717 Repackage 'em as camping supplies or somethin'. 370 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,303 Hell, if I could count the amount 371 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,389 of bad business investments I've made in my life, 372 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,556 we'd be here all day. 373 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,724 It's the nature of the beast. 374 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,309 You win some, you lose some. 375 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,519 - Yeah. 376 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,231 Well, I lost a lot. 377 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,524 [sighs] 378 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,650 25 grand. 379 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,735 That's a lot of money for my family. 380 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,320 That's everything we had in savings. 381 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,447 - [sighs] 382 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,199 Damn, Peter. 383 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,660 Why would you invest all your savings? 384 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,287 - 'Cause I trusted you. 385 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,708 I wanted to do what you were doing. 386 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,460 May-May is gonna kill me. 387 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,963 She's gonna kill me because we're broke. 388 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,090 She's gonna kill me 'cause I didn't tell her. 389 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,551 - She's gonna kill you 'cause you did it with me. 390 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,762 ♪ ♪ 391 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,389 - I've never asked you for money. 392 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,640 ♪ ♪ 393 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,808 I don't know what else to do. 394 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,643 ♪ ♪ 395 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,353 I could lose the house. 396 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,398 - How about I buy your stock back? 397 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,608 ♪ ♪ 398 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,777 - [sighing] 399 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:10,076 ♪ ♪ 400 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,495 I don't know what to say. 401 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,624 [sighs] 402 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,878 I just got so greedy. 403 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,714 - You thought you were helping your family. 404 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,632 ♪ ♪ 405 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,719 - I thought we were coming to the end of times. 406 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:32,974 ♪ ♪ 407 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:36,895 Did you really believe that too, Eli? 408 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,690 - You think I'm just out there lying to people? 409 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,651 [shouting and clamoring] 410 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,240 Take us in through the service entrance, Walker. 411 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,076 We can drive right in through the loading bay. 412 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,411 - You got it, Dr. Gemstone. 413 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,626 all: Where's my money? Where's my money? 414 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,920 - ♪ Redeemer ♪ 415 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,630 [horn honking] 416 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,257 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 417 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,092 ♪ ♪ 418 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,385 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 419 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,594 - Whoo! 420 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,221 ♪ ♪ 421 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:15,684 ♪ Redeemer, redeemer ♪ 422 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:20,271 - That's the coolest thing ever! 423 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:24,109 - And that is what you call a moist-maker. 424 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,152 My monster truck is the fucking tits. 425 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,946 - Jesse, have you seen my ring? 426 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,114 - Your ring? 427 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,116 - My grandma gave it to me. 428 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,076 I wear it all the time. 429 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,078 I must have misplaced it. 430 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,455 - When things go missing in this house, 431 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,875 it's usually one person responsible. 432 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,961 - Who? 433 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,796 - Judy. 434 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,424 - You think Judy stole Amber's ring? 435 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,466 - I don't know. 436 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,635 She's been stealing a bunch of stuff lately. 437 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,887 I went to the mall with her a few weeks ago. 438 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,889 I hate going to places with Judy. 439 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:58,977 Especially the shopping mall. 440 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,645 She steals music. 441 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:04,482 [upbeat music] 442 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,984 She shoplifts fancy fashions... 443 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:12,699 ♪ ♪ 444 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,576 Tiny trinkets... 445 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,662 ♪ ♪ 446 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,832 And some other stuff that I don't even know what it is. 447 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,416 ♪ ♪ 448 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,169 She threatened to cut my privates off 449 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,712 if I told Mama and Daddy. 450 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,005 [sobbing] 451 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,715 Judy will do it. 452 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,508 I know she will! 453 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,219 - That bitch could steal from all the malls in America. 454 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,722 But steal from my woman, my queen, 455 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,183 my "say, say, my baby"? 456 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,685 She's gone one step too fuckin' far. 457 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,937 ♪ ♪ 458 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:47,192 - We live in a world where material things... 459 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,864 Wealth, status... 460 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,491 it means something, don't it? 461 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,034 - Mm. Amen. 462 00:17:56,076 --> 00:18:01,539 - That stuff don't mean nothin' to the Lord. 463 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,668 So why does it mean so much to us? 464 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,213 I think I know why. 465 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,756 Because of the people we love. 466 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,676 That's why. 467 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,971 It can be hard seeing others thriving, 468 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,349 living a life of wealth, comfort, 469 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,934 while you watch your own family, 470 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:21,976 your own children, 471 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,269 not able to live in the same way, 472 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,314 not given the same opportunities. 473 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,233 Oh, maybe we don't need those things. 474 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,277 But it can be hard not to feel like 475 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,613 you're letting down the ones that mean... 476 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:34,572 [clears throat] 477 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,494 That mean the most to you when you got nothin'. 478 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,373 Yeah. 479 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,749 You know what I'm sayin'? 480 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,251 [laughs] 481 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,420 - Amen. - Amen. 482 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,839 - You changed up the sermon today. 483 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,258 I thought you were gonna be preaching about outreach. 484 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,260 Instead, you were talking about wealth. 485 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,430 - Well, the message seemed important. 486 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,223 - You've been acting funny lately, Peter. 487 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,182 The boys have noticed it. 488 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,350 Haven't you, boys? 489 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,561 - Yeah, maybe a little. 490 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,146 - [muffled] A bit quieter than usual. 491 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,189 - Don't talk with your mouth full. 492 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,195 Peter, are you crying? 493 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,283 - I made a mistake. 494 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,703 I made a bad investment. 495 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,413 - Investment? 496 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,622 - [sobs] 497 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,874 - You tricked him. 498 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,376 You've been pulling this stuff since we was kids. 499 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,295 - No, he--he didn't trick me none, May-May. 500 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,005 - You're a fool, Peter. 501 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,631 Eli did this on purpose to punish me. 502 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,508 For what? What did I ever do to you, Eli? 503 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,302 - You need to calm down, May-May. 504 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,722 - What? - I'm trying to help you all. 505 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,142 I'm the one that's gonna get stuck with all the overstock. 506 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,685 - Over--overstock? 507 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,896 You think you're damn Sears Roebuck, 508 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,647 talking my husband into investing 509 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,108 what little we have into nonsense. 510 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,485 Complete nonsense. 511 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,278 That was the boys' college money. 512 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,488 - He's gonna buy it back. 513 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,740 We're not gonna lose anything, May-May. 514 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,116 Eli's gonna help. 515 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,242 - No. No, no, no. - And he-- 516 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,119 - We're not taking a penny from you and your damn wife. 517 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,788 That money is evil. 518 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,955 It rotted your family. 519 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,123 I will not have it rotting mine! 520 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,249 - We have to! 521 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,877 If we don't... 522 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,837 I could lose the house. 523 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,673 [sobbing] 524 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,342 I'm sorry. 525 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,262 - Let us help, May-May. 526 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,640 We're family. 527 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,684 - Don't you dare. 528 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,312 Don't you dare make me think you're doing us any favors. 529 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,773 You stand there in your pretty dresses, 530 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,316 singing your little songs, 531 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,527 pretending you don't know what's going on. 532 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,279 But I see right through you. 533 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,365 You enable his behavior. 534 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,908 You promote it. 535 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,452 You and your whole damn family! 536 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,995 You got the devil in you. 537 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,205 - You're about to see him 538 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,249 if you don't get the hell out of my house. 539 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,001 Talk to my wife like that! 540 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,585 - I look in your ugly face, and I think to myself, 541 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,380 I may be poor, but at least I got principles. 542 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,048 - Shove your principles up your ass. 543 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,174 - Ugh! 544 00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,217 - You're letting your kids go hungry 545 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:03,013 to prove a point, you dumb bag! 546 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,097 Thanks, Peter. - Yep. 547 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,223 [door closes] 548 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,349 - ♪ I'll be bouncing like a ball ♪ 549 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,517 ♪ When I say yes, y'all ♪ 550 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,811 ♪ If you don't rock with me, you won't rock at all ♪ 551 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,355 ♪ So check me out without no doubt ♪ 552 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,899 ♪ I'm guaranteed to rock and turn the party out ♪ 553 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,944 [Morcheeba's "In the Hands of the Gods"] 554 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,904 ♪ ♪ 555 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,158 [soft piano music playing] 556 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,869 - It's the way May-May has always been. 557 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,955 Always trying to make me out like I'm bad, 558 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:31,374 even since we was kids. 559 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,876 Now I gotta bail her husband out, 560 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,837 and I'm still somehow gonna be the bad guy. 561 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:40,050 ♪ ♪ 562 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:43,678 - I just feel so ashamed, Eli. 563 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,597 I don't like being seen as dishonest, 564 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,892 and I feel like what we did was dishonest. 565 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,227 Not just you. 566 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,771 Me too. 567 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,484 - Dishonest is a strong word. 568 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,528 - I never believed it was really gonna happen. 569 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:03,823 Did you? 570 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:05,867 - No. 571 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,161 [clears throat] 572 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,996 - I mean, I guess I romanticized 573 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,706 the idea at first. 574 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,459 You know, not civilization ending, 575 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:18,755 but going back to a simpler way of life. 576 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,716 Worshipping God the old-fashioned way. 577 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,803 Raising our kids without the trappings 578 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,389 of all this wealth. 579 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,850 Sometimes I think that's the best idea for our family. 580 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:33,937 - Growing up poor ain't all it's cracked up to be. 581 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,981 [somber music] 582 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,317 I think, no matter what you do, 583 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,652 you're gonna end up with kids 584 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,446 who don't listen to a word you say. 585 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,281 - It ain't that way with May-May and Peter's kids. 586 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,533 You don't hear them mouthing off. 587 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,785 - You don't see 'em smiling, neither. 588 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,495 They're scared. 589 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,705 They're afraid to speak. 590 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,665 You think I got heavy hands? 591 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:54,666 Whew! 592 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:58,670 I guarantee May-May smacks the shit out of 'em. 593 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,672 That's the way Daddy raised us. 594 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:03,341 - Well, our kids ain't scared to speak, that's for sure. 595 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,176 - No, they're not. 596 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,302 It's 'cause I only smacked 'em 597 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,096 half the time I felt the urge to. 598 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,639 - [laughs] 599 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,892 Oh, Eli, I know they're spoiled. 600 00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,060 But did we ruin 'em? 601 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,854 - I wouldn't say ruined. 602 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,439 There's still hope. 603 00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:18,773 - Even for Judy? 604 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:21,192 - Even for Judy. 605 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:25,238 She's just got some minor undiagnosed mental problems. 606 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,198 Nothing a rubber room won't fix. 607 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:30,410 [both laughing] 608 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:33,955 - For her or us? 609 00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:37,083 [both laughing] 610 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,209 [sighs] 611 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:39,377 - Oh, she's a mess. 612 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,963 - She is somethin' else. 613 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,883 [soft piano music playing] 614 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:50,847 ♪ ♪ 615 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,932 - All right, get up. 616 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,434 I know we've knocked each other around, 617 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,977 but I've never hit you back. 618 00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:57,645 But if you don't cough up Amber's ring, 619 00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:58,605 we're gonna fight for real. 620 00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:00,398 Understand my words? 621 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,733 [laughs] 622 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,693 Ooh! 623 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,154 I know you're not sleeping, Judy. 624 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,614 Stop playin'. 625 00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,574 - I ain't playin' like I'm sleeping, Jesse. 626 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,409 You're saying that. I'm just fuckin' laying here. 627 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,827 - Well, face me! 628 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,746 I'm tryin' to have a fuckin' hardcore come-to-Jesus talk 629 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,581 with you right now, and you're being very rude 630 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,291 with your body positioning to me. 631 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:19,959 - [grunting] 632 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:20,960 [crying] 633 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,796 [grunts] 634 00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,842 - Why are you cryin'? 635 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,095 Are Mama and Daddy putting you up for adoption? 636 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:31,930 - Can you just leave me alone? 637 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:33,682 - [sighs] 638 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,642 Did you steal Amber's ring? 639 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:38,520 - She left it. 640 00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:40,438 Finders keepers. 641 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,067 - Well, her grandma, who is a dead person now, 642 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:44,943 gave it to her. 643 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,612 So you're not finders-keeping it. 644 00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:51,157 - It's trash anyway. 645 00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:52,283 Not worth nothin'. 646 00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:53,243 - How do you know that? 647 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,953 - I know because I took it to the pawn shop, 648 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,621 and Mars-Eye Larry said it ain't shit. 649 00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,581 - [scoffs] Jesus, Judy. 650 00:24:58,623 --> 00:24:59,749 What is wrong with you? 651 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,042 - I don't know, Jesse. 652 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,377 Wish I did. 653 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,462 [crying] 654 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,465 I've just been getting so bored here. 655 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:09,009 You're gone. 656 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:11,469 I'm stuck with baby dick Kelvin all the time. 657 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:14,305 And I just-- 658 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,808 I get real excited sometimes. 659 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:19,561 I--I want to do things my own way. 660 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,605 And--and when it feels like my own way ain't workin' 661 00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:26,609 or I'm startin' to look bad, somethin' goes off in me. 662 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,070 It--it just feels warm. 663 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,655 My ears get hot. 664 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,241 I figure, fuck it. 665 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,367 They want it. 666 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,327 Let's give 'em some. 667 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,205 - Word. 668 00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:41,958 My motor runs hot too. 669 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,502 It's that Gemstone temper we both got. 670 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:45,670 We get it from Daddy. 671 00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:47,881 Kelvin is more like Mama that way. 672 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:50,342 He handles things more like a girl does. 673 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,304 Just "sensitivitively" and stuff. 674 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:57,307 But you, you're more like me. 675 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,641 You handle things like most men do. 676 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:02,187 Just you know, fuckin' mash everything. 677 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,563 [soft music] 678 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,815 I think it's actually kind of cool. 679 00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:07,734 - You don't think that makes it so people don't like me? 680 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:10,195 - Weaks and wieners don't like you, Judy. 681 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,197 But who needs them? 682 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,115 ♪ ♪ 683 00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:16,785 - [sniffles] 684 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,913 The dreamboat who cut my hair, Trent... 685 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,664 ♪ ♪ 686 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:25,669 I liked him a lot, and he didn't like me back. 687 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:28,713 Made me feel so embarrassed. 688 00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:31,299 Made me feel dumb for even trying. 689 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:35,011 Like, who is gonna like me? 690 00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,179 ♪ ♪ 691 00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,555 - Someone will, all right? 692 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,890 God will make sure. 693 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:41,267 Just like he did for Mama and Daddy 694 00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:42,477 and me and Amber. 695 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,603 - No, Jesse. 696 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,438 You and Amber are not the same thing 697 00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:47,190 as Mama and Daddy. 698 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,775 - We're one true loves, bitch. 699 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,652 - Ugh. Quit makin' me hurl, boy. 700 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:54,406 [both chuckling] 701 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:57,075 [shouting and clamoring] 702 00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,203 - Why the hell are they still out there? 703 00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:02,038 Can't we have 'em removed? 704 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:02,914 - Legally, we can, 705 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:05,542 but uh, it wouldn't look good. 706 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:07,419 They are members of the church, after all. 707 00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:09,129 - [sighs] 708 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:10,463 What do I do? 709 00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:14,426 - I suggest you talk to them. 710 00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:15,844 - Mm... 711 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:16,636 - Yes. 712 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,721 - [groans] 713 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,764 - Whoever it is, come on out. 714 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:22,058 [cheers and applause] 715 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,102 [upbeat music] 716 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,604 - [laughs] 717 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:29,149 ♪ ♪ 718 00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,735 - 'Sup, Country? 719 00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:34,112 Jesse said you were lookin' for a ring or somethin'? 720 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:35,321 - Yes. 721 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:37,407 It went missin'. 722 00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,700 Judy, my grandma raised me-- 723 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:39,701 - Yeah, yeah. I don't really care. 724 00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,286 Is this it? 725 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,163 Found it in the toilet. 726 00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:44,914 - Yes. 727 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:45,915 It is. 728 00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:47,792 - How do I know for sure? 729 00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,085 You could just be saying it's yours 730 00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:51,463 'cause it looks like it's worth a bunch of money. 731 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:54,466 - There's a tiny cross engraved on the underneath. 732 00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:57,093 ♪ ♪ 733 00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,636 - Well... 734 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,472 what do you know? 735 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,350 ♪ ♪ 736 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:07,645 I actually do like your hair. 737 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:08,688 I wasn't making fun 738 00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:10,940 when I was asking if it was real. 739 00:28:10,982 --> 00:28:13,318 - Oh. 740 00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:16,237 Well, thank you, Judy. 741 00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:17,781 - Sweet. Sweet. 742 00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:20,158 Don't get a big head about it, though. 743 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,701 [door screeching] 744 00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:30,085 [tense music] 745 00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:37,092 ♪ ♪ 746 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,514 [shouting and clamoring] 747 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:43,682 - You crook! 748 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,350 You ripped people off! 749 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:47,227 - How much money did you make swindling people, 750 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:48,645 Dr. Gemstone? 751 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,230 - I never, never swindled nobody. 752 00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:51,272 - [scoffs] 753 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,691 - Hey, if you all want to have a discussion, 754 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,150 I'm all ears. 755 00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:55,694 If you're gonna cast aspersions, 756 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,362 I'll just go back inside. 757 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,700 Through God's grace, 758 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:03,618 we are not living in the dystopian world 759 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:05,704 that Y2K threatened us with. 760 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,622 Prayers and the Lord our Savior 761 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:09,708 have kept us safe once again. 762 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,710 My predictions were wrong. 763 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,336 I was wrong. 764 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:16,256 [peppy band music playing] 765 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,383 ♪ ♪ 766 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:20,218 - The Lord sees all, 767 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,929 and we will answer to all of our sins. 768 00:29:23,013 --> 00:29:25,515 That's just the way it goes. 769 00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:26,516 - You Trent? 770 00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:27,809 - Uh, yeah. 771 00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:29,769 Who are you, Darkman? 772 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:31,396 [cymbal clangs] [students gasping] 773 00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:33,314 [grunting] 774 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:36,067 ♪ ♪ 775 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:38,778 [buzzing] 776 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:41,406 [laughter] 777 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:43,074 [groaning] 778 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:46,036 ♪ ♪ 779 00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:46,828 [smack] 780 00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:48,246 [laughter] 781 00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:50,081 - It's hard to admit you were wrong. 782 00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:53,209 But I'll do it, because the Lord knows, 783 00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:55,378 so what's the point in hiding? 784 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:58,965 You think I'm more afraid of you than I am of Him? 785 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:02,052 The world didn't end. 786 00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:03,803 If this church raised money 787 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:07,932 when people thought the world was going to end, 788 00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:11,353 it's because they wanted God. 789 00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:14,981 Well, I'm standing here, giving Him to you. 790 00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:17,275 - That's bullshit. 791 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,070 - How are we supposed to believe you? 792 00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:24,908 - We will not lose sight of our mission, 793 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:28,661 and our mission is to serve you in a way 794 00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:31,664 that is befitting of the Lord. 795 00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:34,000 Put down your signs 796 00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:38,213 and come back and worship with us. 797 00:30:38,296 --> 00:30:39,881 ♪ ♪ 798 00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:41,216 We are not your enemy. 799 00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:43,468 We love you. 800 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:46,638 And we want to help you see the light in our savior. 801 00:30:46,721 --> 00:30:53,895 ♪ ♪ 802 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:05,949 That is our purpose, 803 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,993 making sure we take as many souls with us 804 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:12,831 to those pearly gates as we possibly can. 805 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,374 Amen? 806 00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:16,251 - Amen. 807 00:31:16,334 --> 00:31:19,754 ♪ ♪ 808 00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,840 - Put the gun down! 809 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,842 [gunshots] 810 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:24,968 [alarm blaring] 811 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:27,762 [people screaming] 812 00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:28,763 - Who's that? - Run! 813 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:29,931 - What's going on out there? 814 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:31,558 - What is happening out-- - Hold it! 815 00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:32,684 Hold it there! 816 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,144 [gunshot] 817 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,729 - What the hell is going on? 818 00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:38,773 - I don't know. - Stay there! 819 00:31:38,857 --> 00:31:41,860 [gunshots] 820 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,988 [glass shattering] [people screaming] 821 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:49,200 ["Every Christian Lion Hearted Man Will Show You"] 822 00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:52,662 - ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 823 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:54,873 ♪ ♪ 824 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:58,460 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 825 00:31:58,543 --> 00:32:00,128 ♪ ♪ 826 00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:04,341 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 827 00:32:04,382 --> 00:32:06,426 ♪ ♪ 828 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:09,596 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 829 00:32:09,679 --> 00:32:11,181 [siren wailing] 830 00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:12,557 ♪ ♪ 831 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:17,645 ♪ Take this in hand ♪ 832 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:21,066 ♪ Said he who stands ♪ 833 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:25,528 ♪ Behind the chair ♪ 834 00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:29,407 ♪ A broken table there ♪ 835 00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:31,910 ♪ ♪ 836 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:37,415 ♪ Every Christian lion-hearted man ♪ 837 00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:41,878 ♪ Will show you ♪ 838 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:47,467 ♪ Every Christian lion-hearted man ♪ 839 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,969 ♪ Will show you ♪ 840 00:32:50,053 --> 00:32:55,558 ♪ ♪ 841 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,396 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 842 00:32:59,437 --> 00:33:05,735 ♪ ♪ 843 00:33:05,777 --> 00:33:10,865 ♪ Don't walk so tall ♪ 844 00:33:10,949 --> 00:33:14,536 ♪ Before you crawl ♪ 845 00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:18,123 ♪ For every child ♪ 846 00:33:18,206 --> 00:33:24,879 ♪ Is thinking of something wild ♪ 847 00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:30,135 ♪ Every Christian lion-hearted man ♪ 848 00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:32,971 ♪ Will show you ♪ 849 00:33:33,013 --> 00:33:38,601 ♪ ♪ 850 00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:41,980 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 851 00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:44,024 ♪ ♪ 852 00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:47,527 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 853 00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:50,697 [bright tone]