1 00:00:34,472 --> 00:00:38,102 Excuse me, Judy. Can you move your hair off my desk? 2 00:00:38,936 --> 00:00:41,438 You mean my luscious fluffs? 3 00:00:41,438 --> 00:00:44,524 You're getting your dandruff all over my worksheet. 4 00:00:44,524 --> 00:00:47,278 You know you like it, Stud. 5 00:00:49,363 --> 00:00:51,741 So long and perfumy. 6 00:00:52,866 --> 00:00:56,662 Seriously, move your hair. 7 00:01:57,515 --> 00:01:58,848 Hi! 8 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:09,068 I liked you, you fucking asshole. I loved you! 9 00:02:21,038 --> 00:02:26,085 If I knew I could care for my family during a terrifying and uncertain time, 10 00:02:26,085 --> 00:02:28,253 with just a bucket or two? 11 00:02:29,045 --> 00:02:31,924 Well, I'd be running to my pocketbook. 12 00:02:32,258 --> 00:02:35,344 Not only do Aimee-Leigh and I want you to be safe, 13 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:40,725 the Lord wants you to be safe. Jesus talked to me last night. 14 00:02:41,516 --> 00:02:45,187 Jesus said, "Eli, you better get them folks ready." 15 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:53,112 "Y2K is real. It's coming. And the church is gonna need help." 16 00:02:55,238 --> 00:02:58,743 "I agreed to talk with you because you're from Time Magazine." 17 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:00,744 That's a periodical I respect. 18 00:03:01,077 --> 00:03:04,582 Your church raised an enormous amount of money by telling people 19 00:03:04,582 --> 00:03:08,294 that Y2K would bring the end of days. It didn't, of course. 20 00:03:08,294 --> 00:03:12,380 The grace of the Lord prevented humanity from facing that disaster. 21 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:15,843 Indeed. You seemed pretty convinced it was happening. 22 00:03:16,302 --> 00:03:18,721 Do you think it's unethical to scare people, 23 00:03:18,721 --> 00:03:21,181 and then benefit from that fear mongering? 24 00:03:21,181 --> 00:03:24,559 Folks come to me when they trying to make sense of the world. 25 00:03:25,143 --> 00:03:27,313 I just help them as best I can. 26 00:03:27,313 --> 00:03:30,941 So who was wrong? Jesus or you? 27 00:03:33,526 --> 00:03:36,864 Amber, baby, they love you. 28 00:03:37,281 --> 00:03:40,034 You had them wrapped around your finger at Parents' Weekend. 29 00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:43,828 But this is different, bringing me to your mansion. 30 00:03:44,662 --> 00:03:50,960 - Oh, it's all so daunting. - Well, better get undaunted, baby. 31 00:03:53,004 --> 00:03:56,258 'Cause one day this crib will all be mine, 32 00:03:57,093 --> 00:03:59,679 and I'm looking to have your fine ass by my side. 33 00:04:00,096 --> 00:04:03,431 He cut my damn hair and tried to Samson my ass. 34 00:04:03,431 --> 00:04:07,436 - I wasn't just gonna take that. - Tell your teacher or your principal. 35 00:04:07,436 --> 00:04:10,106 You stay out of it. You don't act like a lunatic. 36 00:04:10,106 --> 00:04:11,565 - That's right. - Tell me about it. 37 00:04:11,565 --> 00:04:14,484 I bring my say and my baby all the way here to get to know my family, 38 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:18,530 and we're instantly dealing with all this, he said, she said bullshit. 39 00:04:18,530 --> 00:04:21,324 - Suck my dick, Jesse. - You suck mine. Judy. 40 00:04:21,324 --> 00:04:23,786 I want a meal, boy. Not no snack. 41 00:04:25,287 --> 00:04:28,873 That was good. She's saying that you have a tiny little tt. 42 00:04:28,873 --> 00:04:33,086 Fuck off, Kelvin. At least I got a tt. Not a tiny doll pecker like you. 43 00:04:33,086 --> 00:04:35,714 - Not even any hairs or nothing. - Enough! 44 00:04:35,714 --> 00:04:37,132 We have a guest. 45 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,969 This is not the impression we wanna give you, Amber. 46 00:04:40,969 --> 00:04:44,265 My apologies. It's a blessing to have you with us. 47 00:04:44,265 --> 00:04:49,228 - Where you from, sweetheart? - Kentucky. Just a small little town. 48 00:04:49,603 --> 00:04:53,065 Is that human hair, Country? You wearing a horse hair wig? 49 00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:58,570 It's real hair. Not a wig. 50 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:02,699 Judy, why don't you slide this chicken fried steak with gravy 51 00:05:02,699 --> 00:05:03,992 right up your ass? 52 00:05:03,992 --> 00:05:06,037 I wasn't trying to be mean. She's from the country. 53 00:05:06,037 --> 00:05:07,454 So I called her "Country". 54 00:05:07,454 --> 00:05:10,916 All the best girls are country girls. Ain't that right, darlin'? 55 00:05:10,916 --> 00:05:12,584 Don't you know it. 56 00:05:22,011 --> 00:05:25,221 If it isn't the girl from the Wendy's sign. 57 00:05:26,307 --> 00:05:28,517 Y'all got running water where you're from? 58 00:05:30,811 --> 00:05:33,731 - Of course we do. - Well I don't know your life. 59 00:05:35,232 --> 00:05:39,235 Look at you, just regular ass shopping mall clothes. 60 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:45,575 - Your pants are nice. - Well take a good look. 61 00:05:48,079 --> 00:05:49,871 Because you couldn't afford this 62 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:53,833 if you sucked every dick in the hills and hollers of Kentucky. 63 00:05:54,292 --> 00:05:58,172 - What is your problem? - I just know what you're up to. 64 00:06:00,257 --> 00:06:04,679 Impoverished girl with big dreams. Chasing all the riches and gold. 65 00:06:05,178 --> 00:06:10,810 That is not what's happening here. Jesse means a lot to me. 66 00:06:11,852 --> 00:06:15,439 I call bull. You don't love Jesse, he's a fucking clown. 67 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:21,152 When you look at his dumb face, instead of seeing eyes and shit, 68 00:06:22,445 --> 00:06:25,032 you see your ticket out of the sticks. 69 00:06:25,032 --> 00:06:27,243 You are very rude! 70 00:06:28,368 --> 00:06:31,454 And you have no idea what you're talking about. 71 00:06:32,915 --> 00:06:37,168 Where you going, Wendy's? I thought we were doing girl talks. 72 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:59,108 - It's our faith. - Yeah! 73 00:06:59,108 --> 00:07:01,527 Our faith. That protects us. 74 00:07:03,111 --> 00:07:05,156 Be not afraid, 75 00:07:05,864 --> 00:07:10,618 for I am Daniel in the lion's den! 76 00:07:11,704 --> 00:07:12,872 Amen! 77 00:07:14,456 --> 00:07:17,584 - We'll see you next week. - Good to see you. 78 00:07:17,584 --> 00:07:20,171 - Thanks so much for coming. - Sure. Hey. 79 00:07:20,712 --> 00:07:24,383 That's lovely. What a sweetheart. Thank you. 80 00:07:24,383 --> 00:07:26,176 You guys were on doughnuts next week. 81 00:07:26,176 --> 00:07:30,305 J1013 AM, Christian Talk. Mixing it up with the biggest names in Faith. 82 00:07:30,305 --> 00:07:32,307 Now back to Skip Arness Show. 83 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,894 You hear the latest on the Gemstones? 84 00:07:34,894 --> 00:07:38,897 Their church made a mint off the Y2K scare. Millions. 85 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:41,900 Attendance is down for the first time in their history 86 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:44,654 and people are protesting outside their church. 87 00:07:44,654 --> 00:07:48,615 - They deserve every criticism. - Did Uncle Eli do something wrong? 88 00:07:48,615 --> 00:07:51,993 Your uncle was raised better, but he's always been greedy for money. 89 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,870 - Y'all know that. - Yes, ma'am. 90 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:56,373 I wanna be rich like Uncle Eli when I grow up. 91 00:07:56,956 --> 00:08:00,836 Don't you ever say that again. That is not something to aspire to. 92 00:08:01,295 --> 00:08:04,506 You aspire to be good and wise like your Daddy, right, Peter? 93 00:08:04,506 --> 00:08:07,258 - He is just a kid talking, May-May. - Dummy. 94 00:08:08,761 --> 00:08:12,639 I was just kidding, Momma. I love being poor. 95 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:20,231 I still don't like that you all got him buried out here. 96 00:08:20,231 --> 00:08:21,941 It's a long drive for us. 97 00:08:21,941 --> 00:08:26,194 Whenever I wanna spend time with Dad I gotta get through your guards. 98 00:08:26,194 --> 00:08:29,448 There weren't no more room left where Momma's resting. 99 00:08:29,864 --> 00:08:32,784 I thought about bringing her here to put with him. 100 00:08:32,784 --> 00:08:35,955 That's sweet. Then you can just have 'em all, can't you, Eli? 101 00:08:35,955 --> 00:08:39,624 We can have security flag y'all right on through anytime you wanna come by. 102 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:42,336 - Our home is your home. - We appreciate that. 103 00:08:42,670 --> 00:08:44,755 We don't usually have no problem getting in. 104 00:08:44,755 --> 00:08:48,592 I made some sandwiches for the boys. Might as well eat them before we go. 105 00:08:49,176 --> 00:08:52,137 You all are welcome to stay as long as you want to. 106 00:09:04,357 --> 00:09:07,528 Nobody shit their pants. But check out my newest toy. 107 00:09:17,079 --> 00:09:18,455 My Lord. 108 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,583 Holy moly. 109 00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:22,959 Coke White. 110 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:26,422 - This is yours? - Basically mine. 111 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,632 I mean, technically it belongs to the church. 112 00:09:29,632 --> 00:09:34,846 But all I gotta do is use it in a sermon and then I can drive it whenever I want. 113 00:09:34,846 --> 00:09:36,640 - Can I drive it? - Hell no. 114 00:09:37,474 --> 00:09:40,185 But I'd be happy to let you watch me smash some shit. 115 00:09:54,575 --> 00:09:55,785 Oh, my God! 116 00:10:36,575 --> 00:10:38,743 Hey, you know, I saw y'all on the news. 117 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:42,540 They were saying you conned everyone with the Y2K nonsense. 118 00:10:43,332 --> 00:10:46,085 I don't know what kind of idiot would buy into that. 119 00:10:46,418 --> 00:10:49,671 When the world ends it will be because the Lord has decided it's time, 120 00:10:49,671 --> 00:10:53,634 not because computer malfunctions. I never bought it for a minute. 121 00:10:53,634 --> 00:10:56,845 I'm just relieved it didn't happen. That's all I keep thinking about, 122 00:10:56,845 --> 00:10:58,723 just counting our lucky stars. 123 00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:02,183 Would have been a real nightmare. Lord changed his mind I suppose. 124 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,854 Or people just made it up to make money off it. 125 00:11:04,854 --> 00:11:07,356 That's what the news is saying you did. 126 00:11:08,107 --> 00:11:11,777 It's times like these I sure am glad my last name is Montgomery. 127 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:15,031 The way people would look at me if my last name was still Gemstone? 128 00:11:15,031 --> 00:11:18,616 No thank you. You know, I need refill. 129 00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:21,745 Peter, run out to the car and get me that two-liter bottle of Fresca. 130 00:11:21,745 --> 00:11:24,581 We got plenty of cold pop inside in the refrigerator, May-May. 131 00:11:24,581 --> 00:11:27,042 - Sprite, I think. - I don't want a Sprite. I like Fresca. 132 00:11:27,042 --> 00:11:29,044 - Peter... - Sprite or... 133 00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:30,587 Car. 134 00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:32,672 - Run. - Yup. 135 00:11:32,672 --> 00:11:34,425 Say Say my Baby. 136 00:11:38,386 --> 00:11:41,057 I got the Sega Saturn. Have you played it? 137 00:11:41,057 --> 00:11:43,725 - Momma don't let us play video games. - She says the devil's in 'em. 138 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,435 Inside video games? 139 00:11:45,435 --> 00:11:49,690 Just like movies, music, dancing, cartoons, and Halloween. 140 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:52,693 We ain't allowed to do nothin', except maybe go huntin', 141 00:11:52,693 --> 00:11:57,072 make some traps, catch food. Not like you. Y'all get to do everything fun. 142 00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:59,992 Yeah, your parents suck. They're strict as hell. 143 00:11:59,992 --> 00:12:03,328 I couldn't survive under your roof. I need my TRL. 144 00:12:03,328 --> 00:12:06,706 I can relate, Judy. My Grandma's real strict. 145 00:12:07,082 --> 00:12:09,752 Never let any boys call the house or nothing. 146 00:12:10,085 --> 00:12:15,840 You had so many boys calling the house. 'Cause of your gorgeous red hair? 147 00:12:16,175 --> 00:12:20,346 Raggedy Ann, surprised they even have phones in the village you come from. 148 00:12:20,762 --> 00:12:22,722 She don't come from no damn village, Judy. 149 00:12:22,722 --> 00:12:25,350 Stop making fun of people for being from poverty. 150 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:28,436 Chuck and Karl are dirt poor, it's rude. 151 00:12:28,436 --> 00:12:30,856 Jesse, I'm so sick of you showing out for your girlfriend. 152 00:12:30,856 --> 00:12:33,901 You all don't make a good couple. Behind your back, 153 00:12:33,901 --> 00:12:39,948 we're all laughing at what a bad couple you actually are. Hardy Har Æ dummy. 154 00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:41,908 Why don't you go fuck yourself, Judy? 155 00:12:43,119 --> 00:12:45,412 - What? - It's a sin to swear, Jesse. 156 00:12:45,412 --> 00:12:47,872 No shit, Karl. Watch me load up some more. 157 00:12:48,207 --> 00:12:50,042 Judy, you wish you had a fucking boyfriend. 158 00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:52,878 Don't be jealous 'cause somebody likes me besides my own parents. 159 00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:55,798 Unlike you. No one likes your ass. 160 00:13:09,311 --> 00:13:11,439 Hey Peter, come on in. 161 00:13:23,951 --> 00:13:25,870 I'm in a bit of a pinch, Eli. 162 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:28,122 - Is that so? - Yeah. 163 00:13:29,998 --> 00:13:34,002 I got a damn warehouse full of Y2K buckets and nobody wants 'em. 164 00:13:34,002 --> 00:13:38,339 Yes. The only downside to society not collapsing. 165 00:13:47,307 --> 00:13:49,185 I'm in over my head, Eli. 166 00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:52,145 I told you not to buy more than you can afford. 167 00:13:52,145 --> 00:13:54,731 You also told me that the world was gonna end. 168 00:13:54,731 --> 00:13:59,277 It ain't my fault things changed. I got no control over that. 169 00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:03,032 Liquidate'em. Repackage them as camping supplies or something. 170 00:14:03,032 --> 00:14:06,535 Hell, if I could count the amount of bad business investments 171 00:14:06,535 --> 00:14:08,828 I've made in my life we'd be here all day. 172 00:14:08,828 --> 00:14:11,624 It's the nature of the beast. You win some, you lose some. 173 00:14:11,624 --> 00:14:15,378 Yeah. I lost a lot. 174 00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:20,883 Twenty-five grand, that's a lot of money for my family. 175 00:14:20,883 --> 00:14:23,051 That's everything we had in savings. 176 00:14:24,469 --> 00:14:28,599 Damn, Peter. Why would you invest all your savings? 177 00:14:28,599 --> 00:14:33,561 'Cause I trusted you. I wanted to do what you were doing. 178 00:14:34,646 --> 00:14:37,400 May-May is gonna kill me. 179 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:41,862 She's gonna kill me because we're broke, 'cause I didn't tell her. 180 00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:44,906 She's gonna kill you because you did it with me. 181 00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:51,872 I've never asked you for money. I don't know what else to do. 182 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:58,045 - I could lose the house. - How about I buy your stock back? 183 00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:12,768 I don't know what to say. 184 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:18,733 I just got so greedy. 185 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,736 You thought you were helping your family. 186 00:15:24,946 --> 00:15:27,657 I thought we were coming to the End of Times. 187 00:15:33,038 --> 00:15:35,416 Did you really believe that too, Eli? 188 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:39,628 You think I'm just out there lying to people? 189 00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:49,638 Take us in through the service entrance, Walker. 190 00:15:49,638 --> 00:15:51,389 We can drive right in through the loadi bay. 191 00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:53,017 You got it, Dr. Gemstone. 192 00:16:16,082 --> 00:16:20,585 That's the coolest thing ever! 193 00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:24,089 And that is what you call a moist maker. 194 00:16:24,089 --> 00:16:26,591 My monster truck is the fuckin' tits. 195 00:16:26,591 --> 00:16:29,052 - Jesse, have you seen my ring? - Your ring? 196 00:16:29,052 --> 00:16:32,597 My grandma gave it to me? I wear it all the time. 197 00:16:32,597 --> 00:16:34,641 I must've misplaced it. 198 00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:39,939 When things go missing in this house it's usually one person responsible. 199 00:16:41,189 --> 00:16:43,900 - Who? - Judy. 200 00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:48,238 - You think Judy stole Amber's ring? - I don't know. 201 00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:51,074 She's been stealing a bunch of stuff lately. 202 00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:55,120 I went to the mall with her a few weeks ago. I hate going to places with Judy. 203 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,747 Especially the shopping mall. 204 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,875 She steals music. 205 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,756 She shoplifts fancy fashions. 206 00:17:12,555 --> 00:17:14,098 Tiny trinkets. 207 00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:20,730 And some other stuff that I don't even know what it is. 208 00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:25,818 She threatened to cut my privates off if I told Mom and Daddy. 209 00:17:26,776 --> 00:17:30,364 Judy will do it. I know she will. 210 00:17:30,364 --> 00:17:33,367 That bitch could steal from all the malls in America. 211 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:37,038 But steal from my woman? My queen My Say Say my Baby? 212 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,498 She's gone one step too fuckin' far. 213 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:46,672 We live in a world where material things, 214 00:17:49,132 --> 00:17:53,971 wealth, status, it means something. 215 00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:55,680 Amen. 216 00:17:56,265 --> 00:18:00,227 That stuff don't mean nothing to the Lord. 217 00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:03,730 So why does it mean so much to us? 218 00:18:06,649 --> 00:18:11,488 I think I know why. Because of the people we love. That's why. 219 00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:19,246 It can be hard seeing others thriving and living a life of wealth, comfort, 220 00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:23,709 while you watch your own family not able to live in the same way. 221 00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:28,673 Not given the same opportunities. Or maybe we don't need those things. 222 00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:32,717 It can be hard not to feel like you're letting down the ones 223 00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:39,140 that mean the most to you when you got nothing. 224 00:18:43,603 --> 00:18:45,272 You know what I'm saying? 225 00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:52,487 You changed up the sermon today. I thought you were gonna be preaching 226 00:18:52,487 --> 00:18:55,491 about outreach, instead you were talking about wealth. 227 00:18:55,491 --> 00:19:00,204 - Well, the message seemed important. - You've been acting funny lately, Peter. 228 00:19:00,204 --> 00:19:02,664 The boys have noticed it. Haven't you boys? 229 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,251 - Yeah, maybe a little. - Just a bit quieter than usual. 230 00:19:06,251 --> 00:19:08,420 Don't talk with your mouth full. 231 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:14,592 Peter, are you crying? 232 00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:17,512 I made a mistake. 233 00:19:20,348 --> 00:19:23,102 - I made a bad investment. - Investment? 234 00:19:24,937 --> 00:19:28,648 You tricked him. You've been pullin' this stuff since we was kids. 235 00:19:28,648 --> 00:19:32,236 - No, he didn't trick me none, May-May. - You're a fool, Peter. 236 00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:35,823 Eli did this on purpose. To punish me? What did I ever did to you, Eli? 237 00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:38,200 You need to calm down, May-May. 238 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,286 I'm trying to help you all. 239 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:44,039 I'm the one that's gonna get stuck with all the overstock. 240 00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:48,085 Over, overstock? You think you're damn Sears, Roebuck? 241 00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:52,213 Talking my husband into investing what little we have into nonsense. 242 00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:55,258 Complete nonsense! That was the boys' college money. 243 00:19:55,676 --> 00:19:58,887 He's gonna buy it back. We're not gonna lose anything, May-May. 244 00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:00,890 - Eli's gonna help. - No. 245 00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:03,517 We are not taking a penny from you and your damn wife. 246 00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:07,438 That money is evil. It rotted your family, I will not have it rotting mine. 247 00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:12,275 We have to. If we don't, I can lose the house. 248 00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:16,446 I'm sorry. 249 00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:22,369 Let us help, May-May. We're family. 250 00:20:23,579 --> 00:20:28,584 Don't you dare make me think you're doing us any favors. 251 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:33,088 Standing there your pretty dresses, singing your little songs, 252 00:20:33,714 --> 00:20:36,216 pretending you don't know what's going on. 253 00:20:36,216 --> 00:20:40,012 But I see right through you. You enable his behavior. 254 00:20:40,554 --> 00:20:46,310 You promote it! You and your whole damn family! You got the devil in you. 255 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:49,438 You're about to see him if you don't get the hell out of my house. 256 00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:51,064 Talk to my wife like that. 257 00:20:51,064 --> 00:20:52,941 I look at your ugly face and I think to myself, 258 00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:55,611 "I may be poor, but at least I got principles." 259 00:20:55,611 --> 00:20:58,154 Shove your principles up your ass! 260 00:20:58,154 --> 00:21:01,825 You'd let your kids go hungry to prove a point, you dumb bag! 261 00:21:03,076 --> 00:21:04,577 - Thanks, Peter. - Yep. 262 00:21:23,472 --> 00:21:25,683 It's the way May-May's always been. 263 00:21:26,057 --> 00:21:29,061 Always trying to make me out like I'm bad, 264 00:21:29,061 --> 00:21:32,982 even since we was kids. Now I gotta bail her husband out, 265 00:21:32,982 --> 00:21:35,692 and I'm still somehow gonna be the bad guy. 266 00:21:39,947 --> 00:21:46,077 I just feel so ashamed, Eli. I don't like being seen as dishonest. 267 00:21:46,077 --> 00:21:52,251 And I feel like what we did was dishonest. Not just you. Me too. 268 00:21:54,295 --> 00:21:56,296 Dishonest is a strong word. 269 00:21:57,505 --> 00:22:00,133 I never believed it was really gonna happen. 270 00:22:02,969 --> 00:22:05,514 - Did you? - No. 271 00:22:08,224 --> 00:22:14,481 I guess I romanticized the idea at first, not civilization ending 272 00:22:14,481 --> 00:22:21,364 but going back to a simple way of life. Worshipping God the old-fashioned way. 273 00:22:22,822 --> 00:22:26,035 Raising kids without the trappings of all this wealth. 274 00:22:27,243 --> 00:22:30,247 Sometimes I think that's the best idea for our family. 275 00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:33,959 Growing up poor ain't all it's cracked up to be. 276 00:22:37,128 --> 00:22:39,214 I think no matter what you do, 277 00:22:39,214 --> 00:22:42,718 you're gonna end up with kids who don't listen to a word you say. 278 00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:45,553 It ain't that way with May-May and Peter's kids. 279 00:22:45,553 --> 00:22:48,766 - You don't hear them mouthing off. - You don't see 'em smilin' either. 280 00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:51,976 They're scared. They afraid to speak. 281 00:22:51,976 --> 00:22:53,729 You think I got heavy hands? 282 00:22:54,522 --> 00:22:57,608 I guarantee, May-May smacks the shit out of 'em. 283 00:22:58,817 --> 00:23:00,444 That's how Daddy raised us. 284 00:23:00,444 --> 00:23:03,614 Well, our kids ain't scared to speak, that's for sure. 285 00:23:03,614 --> 00:23:05,031 No, they're not. 286 00:23:05,031 --> 00:23:08,577 It's because I only smacked them half the time I felt the urge to. 287 00:23:10,121 --> 00:23:14,125 Eli, I know they're spoiled. But did we ruin them? 288 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:17,001 I would say ruined. There's still hope. 289 00:23:17,377 --> 00:23:20,256 - Even for Judy? - Even for Judy. 290 00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:25,302 She's just got some minor undiagnosed mental problems. 291 00:23:25,302 --> 00:23:27,638 Nothing a rubber room won't fix. 292 00:23:32,684 --> 00:23:34,603 For her or us? 293 00:23:38,607 --> 00:23:41,694 - She's a mess. - She is a mess. 294 00:23:51,287 --> 00:23:53,246 All right. Get up. 295 00:23:53,246 --> 00:23:56,374 I know we've knocked each other around, but I never hit you back. 296 00:23:56,374 --> 00:23:59,044 If you don't cough up Amber's ring, we're gonna fight for real. 297 00:23:59,044 --> 00:24:01,047 Understand my words? 298 00:24:04,716 --> 00:24:07,427 I know you're not sleeping, Judy. Stop playing. 299 00:24:08,012 --> 00:24:10,722 I ain't playing like I'm sleeping, Jesse. You're saying that. 300 00:24:10,722 --> 00:24:12,683 - I'm just fucking laying here. - Face me! 301 00:24:13,058 --> 00:24:15,393 I'm trying to have a hardcore come to Jesus talk with you right now 302 00:24:15,393 --> 00:24:18,731 and you're being very rude with your body positioning to me. 303 00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:29,950 Why are you crying? Are Momma and Daddy putting you up for adoption? 304 00:24:29,950 --> 00:24:32,203 Can you just leave me alone? 305 00:24:33,745 --> 00:24:35,706 Did you steal Amber's ring? 306 00:24:37,374 --> 00:24:39,877 She left it. Finders Keepers. 307 00:24:40,544 --> 00:24:45,173 Her grandma, who is a dead person now, gave it to her. 308 00:24:45,173 --> 00:24:47,677 So you're not finders keeping it. 309 00:24:49,636 --> 00:24:53,264 - It's trash anyway. Not worth nothin'. - How do you know that? 310 00:24:53,264 --> 00:24:56,601 I took it to the pawn shop and Mars-Eye Larry said it ain't shit. 311 00:24:57,435 --> 00:25:02,065 - Jesus, Judy. What is wrong with you? - I don't know, Jesse. Wish I did. 312 00:25:04,484 --> 00:25:08,531 I've just been getting so bored here. You're gone. 313 00:25:09,114 --> 00:25:12,368 I'm stuck with baby dick Kelvin all the time 314 00:25:13,703 --> 00:25:16,288 and I just get real excited sometimes. 315 00:25:17,288 --> 00:25:19,791 I wanna do things my own way, 316 00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:24,088 and when it feels like my own way ain't workin' or startin' to look bad, 317 00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:28,551 something goes off in me, it just feels warm. 318 00:25:28,884 --> 00:25:35,682 My ears get hot, I figure, fuck it! They want it, let's give 'em some. 319 00:25:37,267 --> 00:25:43,983 Word. My motor runs hot, too. It's that Gemstone temper we both got. 320 00:25:44,357 --> 00:25:48,028 We get that from Daddy. Kelvin is more like Momma that way. 321 00:25:48,028 --> 00:25:53,659 Handles things more like a girl does. Just sensitively and stuff. 322 00:25:54,076 --> 00:25:56,619 But you're more like me. 323 00:25:56,954 --> 00:26:01,959 You handle things like most men just, you know, fucking mash everything. 324 00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:05,754 I think it's actually kind of cool. 325 00:26:05,754 --> 00:26:08,132 You don't think that makes it so people don't like me? 326 00:26:08,132 --> 00:26:11,760 Weaks and wieners don't like you, Judy. But who needs them? 327 00:26:16,766 --> 00:26:23,356 The dreamboat who cut my hair, Trent, I liked him a lot. 328 00:26:23,356 --> 00:26:28,277 And he didn't like me back. Made me feel so embarrassed. 329 00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:34,784 Made me feel dumb for even trying. Like, who is gonna like me? 330 00:26:36,077 --> 00:26:38,996 Someone will, all right? God will make sure. 331 00:26:38,996 --> 00:26:42,415 Just like he did for Momma and Daddy, and me and Amber. 332 00:26:42,415 --> 00:26:46,669 No, Jesse. You and Amber are not the same thing as Momma and Daddy. 333 00:26:47,379 --> 00:26:50,840 - We're one true loves, bitch. - Quit making me hurl, boy. 334 00:26:57,264 --> 00:27:01,894 Why the hell are they still out there? Can't we have them removed? 335 00:27:01,894 --> 00:27:05,481 Legally, we can. But, it wouldn't look good. 336 00:27:05,481 --> 00:27:07,982 They are members of the church, after all. 337 00:27:09,109 --> 00:27:13,823 - What do I do? - I suggest you talk to them. 338 00:27:17,493 --> 00:27:19,244 Whoever it is, come on out. 339 00:27:23,456 --> 00:27:25,835 "I won't marry you if you're cheating!" 340 00:27:29,255 --> 00:27:31,005 What's up, Country? 341 00:27:31,632 --> 00:27:34,260 Jesse said you were looking for a ring or something? 342 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:39,055 Yes. It went missing. Judy, my Grandma raised me... 343 00:27:39,055 --> 00:27:42,601 I don't really care. Is this it? Found it in the toilet. 344 00:27:43,019 --> 00:27:47,063 - Yes. It is. - How do I know for sure? 345 00:27:48,189 --> 00:27:51,860 You could be saying it's yours cause it looks like it's worth a bunch of money. 346 00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:54,696 There's a tiny cross engraved on the underneath. 347 00:27:57,490 --> 00:27:59,452 Well, what do you know? 348 00:28:03,329 --> 00:28:06,458 I actually do like your hair. 349 00:28:07,751 --> 00:28:10,795 I wasn't making fun when I was asking if it was real. 350 00:28:10,795 --> 00:28:14,675 Well, thank you, Judy. 351 00:28:16,593 --> 00:28:19,305 Sweet. Don't get a big head about it, though. 352 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,856 GEMSTONE SURVIVAL BUCKET 353 00:28:42,911 --> 00:28:45,665 You crook! You ripped people off! 354 00:28:45,665 --> 00:28:48,958 How much money did you make swingling people, Dr. Gemstone? 355 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:52,796 I never swindled nobody. If you all wanna have a discussion, 356 00:28:53,129 --> 00:28:57,176 I'm all ears, you're gonna cast aspersions, I'll just go back inside. 357 00:28:59,386 --> 00:29:02,598 Through God's grace, we are not living 358 00:29:02,598 --> 00:29:06,101 in the dystopian world that Y2K threatened us with. 359 00:29:06,101 --> 00:29:09,813 Prayers and the Lord our Savior have kept us safe once again. 360 00:29:09,813 --> 00:29:13,275 My predictions were wrong. I was wrong. 361 00:29:18,405 --> 00:29:22,992 The Lord sees all. And we will answer to all of our sins. 362 00:29:22,992 --> 00:29:24,745 That's just the way it goes. 363 00:29:25,912 --> 00:29:29,750 - You Trent? - Yeah. Who are you, Dark Man? 364 00:29:48,810 --> 00:29:53,107 It's hard to admit you were wrong, but I'll do it because the Lord knows. 365 00:29:53,107 --> 00:29:55,234 So what's the point in hiding? 366 00:29:55,234 --> 00:29:58,194 You think I'm more afraid of you than I am of Him? 367 00:29:59,237 --> 00:30:03,868 The world didn't end. If this church raised money 368 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:06,578 when people thought the world was going to end. 369 00:30:08,121 --> 00:30:10,248 It's because they wanted God. 370 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:14,961 I'm standing here giving Him to you. 371 00:30:15,503 --> 00:30:17,005 That's bullshit. 372 00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:19,340 How are we supposed to believe you? 373 00:30:19,883 --> 00:30:22,345 We will not lose sight of our mission. 374 00:30:25,014 --> 00:30:30,018 And our mission is to serve you in a way that is befitting of the Lord. 375 00:30:31,853 --> 00:30:37,817 Put down your signs and come back and worship with us. 376 00:30:40,153 --> 00:30:42,406 We a not your enemy. We love you. 377 00:30:43,699 --> 00:30:46,661 And we want to help you see the light in our savior. 378 00:31:02,468 --> 00:31:04,553 That is our purpose. 379 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:10,518 Making sure we take as many souls with us to those pearly gates 380 00:31:11,017 --> 00:31:13,895 as we possibly can. Amen. 381 00:31:14,730 --> 00:31:15,980 Amen. 382 00:31:20,528 --> 00:31:21,945 Put the gun down! 383 00:31:31,287 --> 00:31:33,123 Hold it! Hold it there! 384 00:31:37,378 --> 00:31:38,837 Stay there! 385 00:32:22,298 --> 00:32:24,799 Subtitling FAST TITLES MEDIA