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[bright tone]
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[Sexual Harrassment's
"I Need a Freak"]
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♪ In these times
of hate and pain ♪
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♪ We need a remedy
to take us from the reign ♪
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♪ I've been thinking
of what I need ♪
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♪ I need a freak
to hold me tight ♪
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♪ I need a freak
every day and every night ♪
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♪ ♪
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Psst.
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Excuse me, Judy.
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Can you move your hair
off my desk?
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Oh, you mean
my luscious fluffs?
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Well, you're getting
your dandruff
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all over my worksheet.
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You know you like it...
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stud.
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So long and perfume-y.
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Seriously, move your hair.
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[kisses]
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[muffled laughter]
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[ominous music]
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[whispering] No!
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♪ ♪
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[snapping]
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♪ ♪
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[laughing]
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[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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[lively music playing]
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♪ ♪
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[stands clattering]
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Ahh!
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Hi.
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[grunts]
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[students gasping]
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Shoot!
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I liked you,
you fuckin' asshole!
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I loved you!
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♪ Praise ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Praise ♪
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If I knew
I could care for my family
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during a terrifying
and uncertain time
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with just a bucket or two,
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well, I would be running
to my pocketbook.
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Not only do
Aimee-Leigh and I
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want you to be safe,
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{\an8}the Lord wants you to be safe.
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{\an8}Jesus talked to me last night.
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{\an8}Jesus said,
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{\an8}"Eli, you better get
them folks ready."
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Y2K is real.
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♪ ♪
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It's coming.
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And the church
is gonna need help.
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I agreed to talk with you
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because you're
from "TIME" magazine.
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That's a periodical I respect.
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Your church raised
an enormous amount of money
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by telling people that Y2K
would bring the end of days.
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It didn't, of course.
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It was the grace
of the Lord Himself
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that prevented humanity
from facing that disaster.
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Indeed.
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You seem pretty convinced
it was happening.
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Do you think it's unethical
to scare people
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and then benefit
from that fearmongering?
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Folks come to me
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when they're trying
to make sense of the world.
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I just help as best I can.
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So who was wrong,
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Jesus or you?
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[chuckles]
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{\an8}Amber, baby.
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{\an8}They love you.
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You had them wrapped
around your finger
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at Parents' Weekend.
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But this is different.
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Bringing me to your mansion...
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ugh, it's all so daunting.
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Well, better get undaunted, baby...
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{\an8}'Cause one day,
this crib will all be mine,
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and I'm looking to have
your fine ass by my side.
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He cut my damn hair.
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Tried to Samson my ass.
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I wasn't just gonna take that.
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You tell your teacher
or your principal.
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You stay out of it.
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You don't act like a lunatic.
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That's right.
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Tell me about it.
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I bring my "say, say, my baby"
all the way here
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to get to know my family,
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and we are instantly
dealing with
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all this "he said, she said"
bullshit.
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Suck my dick, Jesse.
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You suck mine, Judy.
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I want a meal, boy.
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Not no snack.
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[laughs] That was good.
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She's saying that
you have a tiny little titi.
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Fuck off, Kelvin.
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At least I got a titi.
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Not a tiny little doll pecker
like you.
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[blows raspberry]
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Not even any hairs
or nothing.
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Enough!
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We have a guest.
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Boy, this is not the impression
we want to give you, Amber.
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My apologies.
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It's a blessing
to have you with us.
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Where are you from, sweetheart?
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Uh, Kentucky. [chuckles]
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Just a small little town.
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Is that human hair, Country?
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You wearing a horse hair wig?
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Um, it's...[chuckles]
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Real hair.
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Not a wig.
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Oh.
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Judy, why don't you slide
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this chicken-fried steak
with gravy
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right up your ass?
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I wasn't trying to be mean.
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She's from the country,
so I called her Country.
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All the best girls
are country girls.
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Isn't that right, darling?
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Don't you know it.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the girl
from the Wendy's sign.
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Y'all got running water
where you're from?
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Of course we do.
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Well, I don't know your life.
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[scoffs] Look at you.
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Just regular-ass
shopping mall clothes.
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Your pants are nice.
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Well, take a good look.
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[tense music]
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'Cause you couldn't afford this
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if you sucked every dick
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in the hills and hollers
of Kentucky.
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What is your problem?
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I just know
what you're up to.
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[exhales sharply]
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Impoverished girl
with big dreams,
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chasing all the riches
and gold.
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That is not
what's happening here.
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Jesse means a lot to me.
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I call bull.
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You don't love Jesse.
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He's a fucking clown.
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When you look at his dumb face,
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instead of seeing eyes
and noses and shit,
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you see your ticket
out of the sticks.
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You are very rude!
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[laughs]
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And you have no idea
what you're talking about.
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[snapping]
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Where you going, Wendy's?
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I thought we were doing
girl talks.
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[door slams]
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[footsteps receding]
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[devious music]
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♪ ♪
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[lively fiddle music playing]
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♪ ♪
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[snake rattling]
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It's our faith!
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Our faith that protects us!
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You said it! Yes!
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Be not afraid,
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for I am Daniel
in the lion's den!
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Amen!
[all cheering]
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[coins jangling]
All right.
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We'll see you next week.
- Yeah, you too.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, good to see you.
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- Good to see you.
- All right.
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Thanks so much for coming.
- Thank you.
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- Oh, sir. Hey.
- Hi, Tom.
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That's lovely.
- Thank you very much.
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Oh, what a sweetheart.
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- Thanks for coming.
- Thank you.
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You guys are on donuts
next week.
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J1013 AM, Christian Talk,
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mixing it up with
the biggest names in faith.
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Now back
to the Skip Arness Show.
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You hear the latest
from the Gemstones?
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Their church made a mint
off the Y2K scare.
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Millions.
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Attendance is down
for the first time
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in their history,
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and people are protesting
outside their church.
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[laughs]
They deserve every criticism.
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Did Uncle Eli do
something wrong?
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Well, your uncle
was raised better,
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but he's always been greedy
when it comes to money.
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Y'all know that.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I want to be rich
like Uncle Eli when I grow up.
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[slap]
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Don't you ever
say that again.
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It is not something
to aspire to.
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You aspire to be good
and wise like your daddy.
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Right, Peter?
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He's just a kid talking,
May-May.
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Dummy.
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I--I was just kidding, Mama.
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I love being poor.
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[slap]
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I still don't like that
y'all got him buried out here.
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It's a long drive for us.
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Now whenever I want
to spend time with Daddy,
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I gotta get through
your security guards.
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There wasn't no more room
left where Mama's resting.
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I thought about bringing her
here to put with him.
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Oh, that's sweet.
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Then you can just have 'em all,
can't you, Eli?
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Well, we can just
have security
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just flag y'all
right on through
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any time you want to come by.
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Our home is your home.
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Well, we appreciate that.
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We don't usually have
no problem getting in.
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I made some sandwiches
for the boys.
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Might as well eat 'em
before we go.
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Well, you all are welcome
to stay as long as you want to.
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Okay.
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[hard rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Nobody shit their pants,
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but check out my newest toy.
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♪ Redeemer ♪
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♪ ♪
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My Lord.
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Holy moly.
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Coke white.
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This is yours?
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Ah, basically mine.
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I mean, technically,
it belongs to the church.
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But all I gotta do
is use it in a sermon,
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and then I can drive it
whenever I want.
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Can I drive it?
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Hell no.
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But I'd be happy to let you
watch me smash some shit.
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[upbeat country music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Heaven ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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[crashing]
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[indistinct shouting]
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♪ Oh, me, oh, my ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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♪ Heaven can wait,
I've got a date ♪
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[revving, crashing]
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[screaming, cheering]
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[crashing]
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♪ Higher and higher,
people are talking ♪
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- Yeah!
- Go!
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♪ Heaven can wait ♪
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♪ Heaven, heaven ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh my, take a look
at those eyes ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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Hey, you know,
I saw y'all on the news.
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They were saying
you conned everyone
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with that Y2K nonsense.
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[laughs]
I don't know what kind of idiot
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would have bought into that.
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I mean, when the world ends,
it will be because
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the Lord has decided it's time,
273
00:10:49,088 --> 00:10:51,925
not because of some
computer malfunctions.
274
00:10:51,925 --> 00:10:53,259
I never bought it for a minute.
275
00:10:53,259 --> 00:10:55,394
Well, I'm just relieved
it didn't happen.
276
00:10:55,394 --> 00:10:56,596
That's all I keep
thinking about.
277
00:10:56,596 --> 00:10:58,563
Just counting our lucky stars.
278
00:10:58,563 --> 00:10:59,932
Would have been
a real nightmare.
279
00:10:59,932 --> 00:11:02,001
Lord changed His mind,
I suppose.
280
00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:04,436
Or people just made it up
to make money off it.
281
00:11:04,436 --> 00:11:07,474
I mean, that's what
the news is saying y'all did.
282
00:11:07,474 --> 00:11:09,108
Ooh, it's times like these
283
00:11:09,108 --> 00:11:11,778
I sure am glad
my last name is Montgomery.
284
00:11:11,778 --> 00:11:12,945
The way people would look at me
285
00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:14,748
if my last name
was still Gemstone...
286
00:11:14,748 --> 00:11:16,182
no, thank you.
287
00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:17,250
[laughs]
288
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,412
You know, I need a refill.
289
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,819
Peter, run out to the car
and get me
290
00:11:19,819 --> 00:11:21,520
that two-liter bottle
of Fresca.
291
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,856
Oh, we got plenty of cold pop
292
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,257
inside in the refrigerator,
May-May.
293
00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:25,158
Uh, Sprite, I think.
294
00:11:25,158 --> 00:11:26,892
No, I don't want Sprite.
I like Fresca.
295
00:11:26,892 --> 00:11:28,494
Peter.
- Sprite or--
296
00:11:28,494 --> 00:11:29,865
Car.
297
00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:32,268
Run.
- Yep.
298
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,403
Say, say, my baby.
299
00:11:37,038 --> 00:11:38,371
[grunts]
300
00:11:38,371 --> 00:11:39,606
I got the Sega Saturn.
301
00:11:39,606 --> 00:11:40,674
Have you played it?
302
00:11:40,674 --> 00:11:42,041
Mama don't let us play
video games.
303
00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:43,676
She says the devil's in 'em.
304
00:11:43,676 --> 00:11:44,977
Inside video games?
305
00:11:44,977 --> 00:11:45,879
Yep.
306
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,247
Just like movies, music, dancing,
307
00:11:48,247 --> 00:11:49,682
cartoons, and Halloween.
308
00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:51,183
We ain't allowed
to do nothin',
309
00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:54,286
except maybe go huntin',
make some traps, catch food.
310
00:11:54,286 --> 00:11:55,349
Not like you guys.
311
00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:56,990
Y'all get to do everything fun.
312
00:11:56,990 --> 00:11:58,791
Yeah, your parents suck.
313
00:11:58,791 --> 00:12:00,092
They're strict as hell.
314
00:12:00,092 --> 00:12:01,428
I couldn't survive
under your roof.
315
00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:02,962
I need my "TRL."
316
00:12:02,962 --> 00:12:04,930
I can relate, Judy.
317
00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:07,066
My grandma's real strict.
318
00:12:07,066 --> 00:12:09,902
Never let any boys
call the house or nothing.
319
00:12:09,902 --> 00:12:12,738
Oh, you had so many boys
calling the house
320
00:12:12,738 --> 00:12:16,241
'cause of your gorgeous
red hair?
321
00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:17,937
Okay, Raggedy Ann.
322
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,646
Surprised they even have phones
in the village you come from.
323
00:12:20,646 --> 00:12:22,882
She don't come
from no damn village, Judy.
324
00:12:22,882 --> 00:12:25,417
Stop making fun of people
for being from poverty.
325
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:27,487
Chuck and Karl are dirt poor.
326
00:12:27,487 --> 00:12:28,555
It's rude.
327
00:12:28,555 --> 00:12:29,588
Jesse, I'm so sick of you
328
00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:30,857
showing out
for your girlfriend.
329
00:12:30,857 --> 00:12:32,191
Y'all don't make a good couple.
330
00:12:32,191 --> 00:12:34,761
Behind your back,
we're all laughing
331
00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:37,497
at what a bad couple
you actually are.
332
00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:40,065
Hardy-har-har, dummy.
333
00:12:40,065 --> 00:12:41,701
Why don't you go
fuck yourself, Judy?
334
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:42,669
[high-pitched shriek]
335
00:12:42,669 --> 00:12:43,736
What?
336
00:12:43,736 --> 00:12:45,305
It's a sin to swear, Jesse.
337
00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:46,372
No shit, Karl.
338
00:12:46,372 --> 00:12:47,840
Watch me load up some more.
339
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,942
Judy, you wish you had
a fuckin' boyfriend.
340
00:12:49,942 --> 00:12:51,778
Don't be jealous 'cause
somebody actually likes me
341
00:12:51,778 --> 00:12:53,846
besides my own parents,
unlike you.
342
00:12:53,846 --> 00:12:56,149
No one likes your ass.
343
00:12:56,149 --> 00:12:58,618
[soft music]
344
00:12:58,618 --> 00:12:59,719
[grunts]
345
00:12:59,719 --> 00:13:00,720
[screams]
346
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:07,660
♪ ♪
347
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:08,762
[can opens]
348
00:13:08,762 --> 00:13:10,230
Hey, Peter.
349
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:11,330
Come on in.
350
00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:13,336
[breathing deeply]
351
00:13:15,238 --> 00:13:16,405
[grunts]
352
00:13:19,135 --> 00:13:20,944
[sighs]
353
00:13:23,946 --> 00:13:26,446
I'm in a bit of a pinch, Eli.
354
00:13:26,446 --> 00:13:27,414
Is that so?
355
00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:28,517
Yeah.
356
00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:32,685
I got a damn warehouse
full of Y2K buckets,
357
00:13:32,685 --> 00:13:34,014
and nobody wants 'em.
358
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,221
Yes.
359
00:13:35,221 --> 00:13:38,358
The only downside
to society not collapsing.
360
00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:39,395
[laughs]
361
00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:49,168
I'm in over my head, Eli.
362
00:13:49,168 --> 00:13:52,105
I told you not to buy
more than you could afford.
363
00:13:52,105 --> 00:13:54,240
You also told me that
the world was gonna end.
364
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,909
It ain't my fault
things changed.
365
00:13:56,909 --> 00:13:59,279
I got no control over that.
366
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:00,379
Liquidate 'em.
367
00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,715
Repackage 'em as
camping supplies or somethin'.
368
00:14:02,715 --> 00:14:05,284
Hell, if I could count
the amount
369
00:14:05,284 --> 00:14:07,387
of bad business investments
I've made in my life,
370
00:14:07,387 --> 00:14:08,554
we'd be here all day.
371
00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:09,722
It's the nature of the beast.
372
00:14:09,722 --> 00:14:11,325
You win some, you lose some.
373
00:14:11,325 --> 00:14:12,528
Yeah.
374
00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:16,230
Well, I lost a lot.
375
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,531
[sighs]
376
00:14:17,531 --> 00:14:18,664
25 grand.
377
00:14:18,664 --> 00:14:20,734
That's a lot of money
for my family.
378
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,336
That's everything
we had in savings.
379
00:14:22,336 --> 00:14:24,437
[sighs]
380
00:14:24,437 --> 00:14:26,205
Damn, Peter.
381
00:14:26,205 --> 00:14:28,674
Why would you invest
all your savings?
382
00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:31,277
'Cause I trusted you.
383
00:14:31,277 --> 00:14:34,714
I wanted to do
what you were doing.
384
00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:37,450
May-May is gonna kill me.
385
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,952
She's gonna kill me
because we're broke.
386
00:14:39,952 --> 00:14:42,088
She's gonna kill me
'cause I didn't tell her.
387
00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:44,558
She's gonna kill you
'cause you did it with me.
388
00:14:44,558 --> 00:14:47,760
♪ ♪
389
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,396
I've never asked you
for money.
390
00:14:49,396 --> 00:14:50,630
♪ ♪
391
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:51,798
I don't know what else to do.
392
00:14:51,798 --> 00:14:53,633
♪ ♪
393
00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:55,334
I could lose the house.
394
00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:58,405
How about
I buy your stock back?
395
00:14:58,405 --> 00:15:00,606
♪ ♪
396
00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:02,776
[sighing]
397
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:10,086
♪ ♪
398
00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:12,488
I don't know what to say.
399
00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:16,623
[sighs]
400
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:19,859
I just got so greedy.
401
00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:22,729
You thought
you were helping your family.
402
00:15:22,729 --> 00:15:24,630
♪ ♪
403
00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:27,734
I thought we were coming
to the end of times.
404
00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:32,972
♪ ♪
405
00:15:32,972 --> 00:15:36,876
Did you really
believe that too, Eli?
406
00:15:36,876 --> 00:15:40,680
You think I'm just out there
lying to people?
407
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,652
[shouting and clamoring]
408
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,254
Take us in through
the service entrance, Walker.
409
00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:51,057
We can drive right in
through the loading bay.
410
00:15:51,057 --> 00:15:53,429
You got it, Dr. Gemstone.
411
00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:59,632
all: Where's my money?
Where's my money?
412
00:15:59,632 --> 00:16:01,935
♪ Redeemer ♪
413
00:16:01,935 --> 00:16:03,636
[horn honking]
414
00:16:03,636 --> 00:16:06,240
♪ Redeemer ♪
415
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,073
♪ ♪
416
00:16:07,073 --> 00:16:08,375
♪ Redeemer ♪
417
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:09,576
Whoo!
418
00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:11,210
♪ ♪
419
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:15,682
♪ Redeemer, redeemer ♪
420
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:20,252
That's
the coolest thing ever!
421
00:16:20,252 --> 00:16:24,123
And that is what you call
a moist-maker.
422
00:16:24,123 --> 00:16:26,159
My monster truck is
the fucking tits.
423
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,960
Jesse, have you seen my ring?
424
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,128
Your ring?
425
00:16:29,128 --> 00:16:31,130
My grandma gave it to me.
426
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,065
I wear it all the time.
427
00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:35,067
I must have misplaced it.
428
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,469
When things go missing
in this house,
429
00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:40,873
it's usually one person responsible.
430
00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:42,942
Who?
431
00:16:42,942 --> 00:16:44,778
Judy.
432
00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:47,414
You think
Judy stole Amber's ring?
433
00:16:47,414 --> 00:16:48,447
I don't know.
434
00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:50,616
She's been stealing
a bunch of stuff lately.
435
00:16:50,616 --> 00:16:52,885
I went to the mall with her
a few weeks ago.
436
00:16:52,885 --> 00:16:54,887
I hate going to places
with Judy.
437
00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:58,958
Especially the shopping mall.
438
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,660
She steals music.
439
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:04,463
[upbeat music]
440
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:06,966
She shoplifts
fancy fashions...
441
00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:12,705
♪ ♪
442
00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:14,574
Tiny trinkets...
443
00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:17,676
♪ ♪
444
00:17:17,676 --> 00:17:20,814
And some other stuff that
I don't even know what it is.
445
00:17:20,814 --> 00:17:22,414
♪ ♪
446
00:17:22,414 --> 00:17:24,183
She threatened
to cut my privates off
447
00:17:24,183 --> 00:17:25,719
if I told Mama and Daddy.
448
00:17:25,719 --> 00:17:27,020
[sobbing]
449
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,722
Judy will do it.
450
00:17:28,722 --> 00:17:30,489
I know she will!
451
00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:33,225
That bitch could steal
from all the malls in America.
452
00:17:33,225 --> 00:17:35,728
But steal from my woman,
my queen,
453
00:17:35,728 --> 00:17:38,197
my "say, say, my baby"?
454
00:17:38,197 --> 00:17:40,667
She's gone one step
too fuckin' far.
455
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,930
♪ ♪
456
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:47,210
We live in a world
where material things...
457
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:52,845
Wealth, status...
458
00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:54,480
it means something, don't it?
459
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,015
Mm. Amen.
460
00:17:56,015 --> 00:18:01,520
That stuff don't mean nothin'
to the Lord.
461
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,660
So why does it mean
so much to us?
462
00:18:06,194 --> 00:18:08,193
I think I know why.
463
00:18:08,193 --> 00:18:09,765
Because of the people we love.
464
00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,664
That's why.
465
00:18:12,664 --> 00:18:16,970
It can be hard
seeing others thriving,
466
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,338
living a life of wealth, comfort,
467
00:18:19,338 --> 00:18:20,940
while you watch
your own family,
468
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:21,975
your own children,
469
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,275
not able to live
in the same way,
470
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:26,311
not given
the same opportunities.
471
00:18:26,311 --> 00:18:28,247
Oh, maybe we don't need
those things.
472
00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:31,283
But it can be hard
not to feel like
473
00:18:31,283 --> 00:18:33,620
you're letting down
the ones that mean...
474
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:34,590
[clears throat]
475
00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:39,495
That mean the most to you
when you got nothin'.
476
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,362
Yeah.
477
00:18:43,362 --> 00:18:44,764
You know what I'm sayin'?
478
00:18:44,764 --> 00:18:46,232
[laughs]
479
00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:48,437
- Amen.
- Amen.
480
00:18:48,937 --> 00:18:50,836
You changed up
the sermon today.
481
00:18:50,836 --> 00:18:53,238
I thought you were gonna be
preaching about outreach.
482
00:18:53,238 --> 00:18:55,241
Instead, you were talking
about wealth.
483
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:58,411
Well, the message
seemed important.
484
00:18:58,411 --> 00:19:00,212
You've been acting funny
lately, Peter.
485
00:19:00,212 --> 00:19:01,180
The boys have noticed it.
486
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,351
Haven't you, boys?
487
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:04,550
Yeah, maybe a little.
488
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,152
[muffled]
A bit quieter than usual.
489
00:19:06,152 --> 00:19:08,191
Don't talk
with your mouth full.
490
00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:14,197
Peter, are you crying?
491
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:18,267
I made a mistake.
492
00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:21,701
I made a bad investment.
493
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:23,403
Investment?
494
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:24,604
[sobs]
495
00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:25,872
You tricked him.
496
00:19:25,872 --> 00:19:28,373
You've been pulling this stuff
since we was kids.
497
00:19:28,373 --> 00:19:30,275
No, he--he didn't
trick me none, May-May.
498
00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:32,011
You're a fool, Peter.
499
00:19:32,011 --> 00:19:33,646
Eli did this on purpose
to punish me.
500
00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:35,514
For what?
What did I ever do to you, Eli?
501
00:19:35,514 --> 00:19:37,282
You need to calm down,
May-May.
502
00:19:37,282 --> 00:19:40,719
- What?
- I'm trying to help you all.
503
00:19:40,719 --> 00:19:44,123
I'm the one that's gonna get
stuck with all the overstock.
504
00:19:44,123 --> 00:19:45,692
Over--overstock?
505
00:19:45,692 --> 00:19:47,888
You think you're damn
Sears Roebuck,
506
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:49,628
talking my husband
into investing
507
00:19:49,628 --> 00:19:52,097
what little we have
into nonsense.
508
00:19:52,097 --> 00:19:53,498
Complete nonsense.
509
00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:55,267
That was the boys'
college money.
510
00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:56,468
He's gonna buy it back.
511
00:19:56,468 --> 00:19:58,738
We're not gonna lose anything,
May-May.
512
00:19:58,738 --> 00:20:00,105
Eli's gonna help.
513
00:20:00,105 --> 00:20:01,240
- No. No, no, no.
- And he--
514
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,109
We're not taking a penny
from you and your damn wife.
515
00:20:03,109 --> 00:20:04,777
That money is evil.
516
00:20:04,777 --> 00:20:05,945
It rotted your family.
517
00:20:05,945 --> 00:20:07,113
I will not have it
rotting mine!
518
00:20:07,113 --> 00:20:08,248
We have to!
519
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,883
If we don't...
520
00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,819
I could lose the house.
521
00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:14,654
[sobbing]
522
00:20:14,654 --> 00:20:17,360
I'm sorry.
523
00:20:18,861 --> 00:20:21,261
Let us help, May-May.
524
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,630
We're family.
525
00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:25,664
Don't you dare.
526
00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:29,302
Don't you dare make me think
you're doing us any favors.
527
00:20:29,302 --> 00:20:31,766
You stand there
in your pretty dresses,
528
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,305
singing your little songs,
529
00:20:33,305 --> 00:20:35,508
pretending you don't know
what's going on.
530
00:20:35,508 --> 00:20:38,277
But I see right through you.
531
00:20:38,277 --> 00:20:40,347
You enable his behavior.
532
00:20:40,347 --> 00:20:41,915
You promote it.
533
00:20:41,915 --> 00:20:44,450
You and your whole damn family!
534
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:45,985
You got the devil in you.
535
00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:47,186
You're about to see him
536
00:20:47,186 --> 00:20:49,255
if you don't get
the hell out of my house.
537
00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:50,990
Talk to my wife like that!
538
00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:52,591
I look in your ugly face,
and I think to myself,
539
00:20:52,591 --> 00:20:55,394
I may be poor,
but at least I got principles.
540
00:20:55,394 --> 00:20:57,062
Shove your principles
up your ass.
541
00:20:57,062 --> 00:20:58,164
Ugh!
542
00:20:58,164 --> 00:20:59,198
You're letting your kids
go hungry
543
00:20:59,198 --> 00:21:03,002
to prove a point, you dumb bag!
544
00:21:03,002 --> 00:21:04,103
Thanks, Peter.
- Yep.
545
00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:05,204
[door closes]
546
00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:06,338
♪ I'll be bouncing
like a ball ♪
547
00:21:06,338 --> 00:21:07,506
♪ When I say yes, y'all ♪
548
00:21:07,506 --> 00:21:09,809
♪ If you don't rock with me,
you won't rock at all ♪
549
00:21:09,809 --> 00:21:12,345
♪ So check me out
without no doubt ♪
550
00:21:12,345 --> 00:21:14,880
♪ I'm guaranteed to rock
and turn the party out ♪
551
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,951
[Morcheeba's
"In the Hands of the Gods"]
552
00:21:17,951 --> 00:21:19,886
♪ ♪
553
00:21:19,886 --> 00:21:23,155
[soft piano music playing]
554
00:21:23,155 --> 00:21:25,858
It's the way May-May
has always been.
555
00:21:25,858 --> 00:21:28,961
Always trying to make me out
like I'm bad,
556
00:21:28,961 --> 00:21:31,364
even since we was kids.
557
00:21:31,364 --> 00:21:32,865
Now I gotta bail
her husband out,
558
00:21:32,865 --> 00:21:35,835
and I'm still somehow
gonna be the bad guy.
559
00:21:35,835 --> 00:21:40,039
♪ ♪
560
00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:43,675
I just feel so ashamed, Eli.
561
00:21:43,675 --> 00:21:45,611
I don't like being seen
as dishonest,
562
00:21:45,611 --> 00:21:48,882
and I feel like
what we did was dishonest.
563
00:21:48,882 --> 00:21:51,218
Not just you.
564
00:21:51,218 --> 00:21:52,788
Me too.
565
00:21:54,422 --> 00:21:57,490
Dishonest is a strong word.
566
00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:00,529
I never believed
it was really gonna happen.
567
00:22:02,898 --> 00:22:03,832
Did you?
568
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:05,865
No.
569
00:22:05,865 --> 00:22:08,167
[clears throat]
570
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,002
I mean,
I guess I romanticized
571
00:22:10,002 --> 00:22:11,704
the idea at first.
572
00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:14,473
You know,
not civilization ending,
573
00:22:14,473 --> 00:22:18,744
but going back
to a simpler way of life.
574
00:22:18,744 --> 00:22:21,717
Worshipping God
the old-fashioned way.
575
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,818
Raising our kids
without the trappings
576
00:22:24,818 --> 00:22:27,381
of all this wealth.
577
00:22:27,381 --> 00:22:30,855
Sometimes I think that's
the best idea for our family.
578
00:22:30,855 --> 00:22:33,926
Growing up poor ain't
all it's cracked up to be.
579
00:22:33,926 --> 00:22:36,991
[somber music]
580
00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:39,298
I think, no matter what you do,
581
00:22:39,298 --> 00:22:40,666
you're gonna end up with kids
582
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:43,435
who don't listen
to a word you say.
583
00:22:43,435 --> 00:22:45,271
It ain't that way
with May-May and Peter's kids.
584
00:22:45,271 --> 00:22:46,539
You don't hear them
mouthing off.
585
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,775
You don't see 'em smiling, neither.
586
00:22:48,775 --> 00:22:50,477
They're scared.
587
00:22:50,477 --> 00:22:51,711
They're afraid to speak.
588
00:22:51,711 --> 00:22:53,646
You think I got heavy hands?
589
00:22:53,646 --> 00:22:54,647
Whew!
590
00:22:54,647 --> 00:22:58,685
I guarantee May-May smacks
the shit out of 'em.
591
00:22:58,685 --> 00:23:00,652
That's the way Daddy raised us.
592
00:23:00,652 --> 00:23:03,356
Well, our kids ain't scared
to speak, that's for sure.
593
00:23:03,356 --> 00:23:05,190
No, they're not.
594
00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:06,292
It's 'cause I only smacked 'em
595
00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:08,094
half the time
I felt the urge to.
596
00:23:08,094 --> 00:23:09,629
[laughs]
597
00:23:09,629 --> 00:23:12,899
Oh, Eli,
I know they're spoiled.
598
00:23:12,899 --> 00:23:14,066
But did we ruin 'em?
599
00:23:14,066 --> 00:23:15,869
I wouldn't say ruined.
600
00:23:15,869 --> 00:23:17,437
There's still hope.
601
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,772
Even for Judy?
602
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,174
Even for Judy.
603
00:23:21,174 --> 00:23:25,244
She's just got some minor
undiagnosed mental problems.
604
00:23:25,244 --> 00:23:27,213
Nothing a rubber room
won't fix.
605
00:23:27,213 --> 00:23:30,414
[both laughing]
606
00:23:32,521 --> 00:23:33,953
For her or us?
607
00:23:33,953 --> 00:23:37,090
[both laughing]
608
00:23:37,090 --> 00:23:38,224
[sighs]
609
00:23:38,224 --> 00:23:39,392
Oh, she's a mess.
610
00:23:39,392 --> 00:23:41,956
She is somethin' else.
611
00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:44,897
[soft piano music playing]
612
00:23:44,897 --> 00:23:50,865
♪ ♪
613
00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:52,938
All right, get up.
614
00:23:52,938 --> 00:23:54,440
I know we've knocked
each other around,
615
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,975
but I've never hit you back.
616
00:23:55,975 --> 00:23:57,644
But if you don't cough up
Amber's ring,
617
00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:58,612
we're gonna fight for real.
618
00:23:58,612 --> 00:24:00,380
Understand my words?
619
00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:01,714
[laughs]
620
00:24:01,714 --> 00:24:03,686
Ooh!
621
00:24:04,753 --> 00:24:06,152
I know you're not sleeping, Judy.
622
00:24:06,152 --> 00:24:07,620
Stop playin'.
623
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,554
I ain't playin'
like I'm sleeping, Jesse.
624
00:24:09,554 --> 00:24:11,425
You're saying that.
I'm just fuckin' laying here.
625
00:24:11,425 --> 00:24:12,824
Well, face me!
626
00:24:12,824 --> 00:24:14,760
I'm tryin' to have a fuckin'
hardcore come-to-Jesus talk
627
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,561
with you right now,
and you're being very rude
628
00:24:16,561 --> 00:24:18,298
with your body positioning
to me.
629
00:24:18,298 --> 00:24:19,965
[grunting]
630
00:24:19,965 --> 00:24:20,966
[crying]
631
00:24:20,966 --> 00:24:22,805
[grunts]
632
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,841
Why are you cryin'?
633
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,109
Are Mama and Daddy
putting you up for adoption?
634
00:24:30,109 --> 00:24:31,948
Can you just leave me alone?
635
00:24:32,881 --> 00:24:33,680
[sighs]
636
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,651
Did you steal Amber's ring?
637
00:24:37,353 --> 00:24:38,518
She left it.
638
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:40,419
Finders keepers.
639
00:24:40,419 --> 00:24:44,056
Well, her grandma,
who is a dead person now,
640
00:24:44,056 --> 00:24:44,924
gave it to her.
641
00:24:44,924 --> 00:24:47,596
So you're not
finders-keeping it.
642
00:24:49,565 --> 00:24:51,163
It's trash anyway.
643
00:24:51,163 --> 00:24:52,297
Not worth nothin'.
644
00:24:52,297 --> 00:24:53,232
How do you know that?
645
00:24:53,232 --> 00:24:54,934
I know because
I took it to the pawn shop,
646
00:24:54,934 --> 00:24:56,636
and Mars-Eye Larry said
it ain't shit.
647
00:24:56,636 --> 00:24:58,571
[scoffs] Jesus, Judy.
648
00:24:58,571 --> 00:24:59,739
What is wrong with you?
649
00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:01,040
I don't know, Jesse.
650
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,375
Wish I did.
651
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:04,443
[crying]
652
00:25:04,443 --> 00:25:07,447
I've just been getting
so bored here.
653
00:25:07,447 --> 00:25:09,015
You're gone.
654
00:25:09,015 --> 00:25:11,451
I'm stuck with baby dick Kelvin
all the time.
655
00:25:11,451 --> 00:25:14,319
And I just--
656
00:25:14,319 --> 00:25:16,790
I get real excited sometimes.
657
00:25:16,790 --> 00:25:19,558
I--I want to do things
my own way.
658
00:25:19,558 --> 00:25:22,595
And--and when it feels like
my own way ain't workin'
659
00:25:22,595 --> 00:25:26,599
or I'm startin' to look bad,
somethin' goes off in me.
660
00:25:26,599 --> 00:25:29,068
It--it just feels warm.
661
00:25:29,068 --> 00:25:30,636
My ears get hot.
662
00:25:30,636 --> 00:25:33,240
I figure, fuck it.
663
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,374
They want it.
664
00:25:34,374 --> 00:25:36,312
Let's give 'em some.
665
00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:39,211
Word.
666
00:25:39,211 --> 00:25:41,948
My motor runs hot too.
667
00:25:41,948 --> 00:25:44,484
It's that Gemstone temper
we both got.
668
00:25:44,484 --> 00:25:45,685
We get it from Daddy.
669
00:25:45,685 --> 00:25:47,887
Kelvin is more like Mama
that way.
670
00:25:47,887 --> 00:25:50,322
He handles things
more like a girl does.
671
00:25:50,322 --> 00:25:54,293
Just "sensitivitively"
and stuff.
672
00:25:54,293 --> 00:25:57,296
But you, you're more like me.
673
00:25:57,296 --> 00:25:58,630
You handle things
like most men do.
674
00:25:58,630 --> 00:26:02,201
Just you know,
fuckin' mash everything.
675
00:26:02,201 --> 00:26:03,569
[soft music]
676
00:26:03,569 --> 00:26:05,804
I think it's actually
kind of cool.
677
00:26:05,804 --> 00:26:07,739
You don't think that makes it
so people don't like me?
678
00:26:07,739 --> 00:26:10,176
Weaks and wieners
don't like you, Judy.
679
00:26:10,176 --> 00:26:12,212
But who needs them?
680
00:26:12,212 --> 00:26:14,113
♪ ♪
681
00:26:14,113 --> 00:26:16,783
[sniffles]
682
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,919
The dreamboat who cut my hair, Trent...
683
00:26:19,919 --> 00:26:21,654
♪ ♪
684
00:26:21,654 --> 00:26:25,658
I liked him a lot,
and he didn't like me back.
685
00:26:25,658 --> 00:26:28,728
Made me feel so embarrassed.
686
00:26:28,728 --> 00:26:31,297
Made me feel dumb
for even trying.
687
00:26:31,297 --> 00:26:35,001
Like, who is gonna like me?
688
00:26:35,001 --> 00:26:36,169
♪ ♪
689
00:26:36,169 --> 00:26:37,571
Someone will, all right?
690
00:26:37,571 --> 00:26:38,904
God will make sure.
691
00:26:38,904 --> 00:26:41,274
Just like he did
for Mama and Daddy
692
00:26:41,274 --> 00:26:42,475
and me and Amber.
693
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:43,609
No, Jesse.
694
00:26:43,609 --> 00:26:45,445
You and Amber are not
the same thing
695
00:26:45,445 --> 00:26:47,207
as Mama and Daddy.
696
00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:48,781
We're one true loves, bitch.
697
00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:50,650
Ugh.
Quit makin' me hurl, boy.
698
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:54,421
[both chuckling]
699
00:26:54,421 --> 00:26:57,056
[shouting and clamoring]
700
00:26:57,056 --> 00:27:00,193
Why the hell are they
still out there?
701
00:27:00,193 --> 00:27:02,022
Can't we have 'em removed?
702
00:27:02,022 --> 00:27:02,928
Legally, we can,
703
00:27:02,928 --> 00:27:05,531
but uh, it wouldn't look good.
704
00:27:05,531 --> 00:27:07,434
They are members of the church,
after all.
705
00:27:07,434 --> 00:27:09,135
[sighs]
706
00:27:09,135 --> 00:27:10,469
What do I do?
707
00:27:10,469 --> 00:27:14,441
I suggest you talk to them.
708
00:27:14,441 --> 00:27:15,836
Mm...
709
00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:16,643
Yes.
710
00:27:16,643 --> 00:27:17,711
[groans]
711
00:27:17,711 --> 00:27:19,745
Whoever it is, come on out.
712
00:27:19,745 --> 00:27:22,048
[cheers and applause]
713
00:27:22,048 --> 00:27:24,116
[upbeat music]
714
00:27:24,116 --> 00:27:26,586
[laughs]
715
00:27:26,586 --> 00:27:29,155
♪ ♪
716
00:27:29,155 --> 00:27:31,723
'Sup, Country?
717
00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:34,127
Jesse said you were lookin'
for a ring or somethin'?
718
00:27:34,127 --> 00:27:35,329
Yes.
719
00:27:35,329 --> 00:27:37,396
It went missin'.
720
00:27:37,396 --> 00:27:38,698
Judy, my grandma raised me--
721
00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:39,699
Yeah, yeah.
I don't really care.
722
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,266
Is this it?
723
00:27:41,266 --> 00:27:43,169
Found it in the toilet.
724
00:27:43,169 --> 00:27:44,904
Yes.
725
00:27:44,904 --> 00:27:45,905
It is.
726
00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:47,807
How do I know for sure?
727
00:27:47,807 --> 00:27:49,075
You could just be saying
it's yours
728
00:27:49,075 --> 00:27:51,443
'cause it looks like
it's worth a bunch of money.
729
00:27:51,443 --> 00:27:54,481
There's a tiny cross engraved
on the underneath.
730
00:27:54,481 --> 00:27:57,083
♪ ♪
731
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,651
Well...
732
00:27:58,651 --> 00:28:00,454
what do you know?
733
00:28:00,454 --> 00:28:03,355
♪ ♪
734
00:28:03,355 --> 00:28:07,661
I actually do like your hair.
735
00:28:07,661 --> 00:28:08,694
I wasn't making fun
736
00:28:08,694 --> 00:28:10,930
when I was asking
if it was real.
737
00:28:10,930 --> 00:28:13,332
Oh.
738
00:28:13,332 --> 00:28:16,235
Well, thank you, Judy.
739
00:28:16,235 --> 00:28:17,770
Sweet. Sweet.
740
00:28:17,770 --> 00:28:20,139
Don't get a big head
about it, though.
741
00:28:20,139 --> 00:28:21,705
[door screeching]
742
00:28:27,176 --> 00:28:30,083
[tense music]
743
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:37,093
♪ ♪
744
00:28:40,394 --> 00:28:42,495
[shouting and clamoring]
745
00:28:42,495 --> 00:28:43,696
You crook!
746
00:28:43,696 --> 00:28:45,364
You ripped people off!
747
00:28:45,364 --> 00:28:47,234
How much money did you make
swindling people,
748
00:28:47,234 --> 00:28:48,634
Dr. Gemstone?
749
00:28:48,634 --> 00:28:50,237
I never,
never swindled nobody.
750
00:28:50,237 --> 00:28:51,270
[scoffs]
751
00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:52,706
Hey, if you all want
to have a discussion,
752
00:28:52,706 --> 00:28:54,139
I'm all ears.
753
00:28:54,139 --> 00:28:55,675
If you're gonna cast aspersions,
754
00:28:55,675 --> 00:28:57,380
I'll just go back inside.
755
00:28:59,414 --> 00:29:01,680
Through God's grace,
756
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,616
we are not living
in the dystopian world
757
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,685
that Y2K threatened us with.
758
00:29:05,685 --> 00:29:07,620
Prayers and the Lord our Savior
759
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,723
have kept us safe once again.
760
00:29:09,723 --> 00:29:11,691
My predictions were wrong.
761
00:29:11,691 --> 00:29:13,326
I was wrong.
762
00:29:13,326 --> 00:29:16,262
[peppy band music playing]
763
00:29:16,262 --> 00:29:18,398
♪ ♪
764
00:29:18,398 --> 00:29:20,199
The Lord sees all,
765
00:29:20,199 --> 00:29:22,935
and we will answer
to all of our sins.
766
00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:25,505
That's just the way it goes.
767
00:29:25,505 --> 00:29:26,506
You Trent?
768
00:29:26,506 --> 00:29:27,807
Uh, yeah.
769
00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:29,776
Who are you, Darkman?
770
00:29:29,776 --> 00:29:31,411
[cymbal clangs]
[students gasping]
771
00:29:31,411 --> 00:29:33,313
[grunting]
772
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,049
♪ ♪
773
00:29:36,049 --> 00:29:38,785
[buzzing]
774
00:29:38,785 --> 00:29:41,421
[laughter]
775
00:29:41,421 --> 00:29:43,056
[groaning]
776
00:29:43,056 --> 00:29:46,020
♪ ♪
777
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:46,826
[smack]
778
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,260
[laughter]
779
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:50,063
It's hard to admit
you were wrong.
780
00:29:50,063 --> 00:29:53,199
But I'll do it,
because the Lord knows,
781
00:29:53,199 --> 00:29:55,368
so what's the point in hiding?
782
00:29:55,368 --> 00:29:58,971
You think I'm more afraid
of you than I am of Him?
783
00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:02,041
The world didn't end.
784
00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:03,809
If this church raised money
785
00:30:03,809 --> 00:30:07,947
when people thought
the world was going to end,
786
00:30:07,947 --> 00:30:11,350
it's because they wanted God.
787
00:30:11,350 --> 00:30:14,987
Well, I'm standing here,
giving Him to you.
788
00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:17,256
That's bullshit.
789
00:30:17,256 --> 00:30:20,059
How are we supposed
to believe you?
790
00:30:20,059 --> 00:30:24,898
We will not lose sight
of our mission,
791
00:30:24,898 --> 00:30:28,668
and our mission is
to serve you in a way
792
00:30:28,668 --> 00:30:31,671
that is befitting of the Lord.
793
00:30:31,671 --> 00:30:34,007
Put down your signs
794
00:30:34,007 --> 00:30:38,212
and come back
and worship with us.
795
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:39,879
♪ ♪
796
00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:41,214
We are not your enemy.
797
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,449
We love you.
798
00:30:43,449 --> 00:30:46,653
And we want to help you see
the light in our savior.
799
00:30:46,653 --> 00:30:53,896
♪ ♪
800
00:31:02,571 --> 00:31:05,939
That is our purpose,
801
00:31:05,939 --> 00:31:08,975
making sure we take
as many souls with us
802
00:31:08,975 --> 00:31:12,812
to those pearly gates
as we possibly can.
803
00:31:12,812 --> 00:31:14,381
Amen?
804
00:31:14,381 --> 00:31:16,250
Amen.
805
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:19,753
♪ ♪
806
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,854
Put the gun down!
807
00:31:21,854 --> 00:31:23,823
[gunshots]
808
00:31:23,823 --> 00:31:24,957
[alarm blaring]
809
00:31:24,957 --> 00:31:27,760
[people screaming]
810
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,761
- Who's that?
- Run!
811
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:29,929
What's going on out there?
812
00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:31,565
- What is happening out--
- Hold it!
813
00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:32,666
Hold it there!
814
00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:34,133
[gunshot]
815
00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:35,735
What the hell is going on?
816
00:31:35,735 --> 00:31:38,771
- I don't know.
- Stay there!
817
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:41,874
[gunshots]
818
00:31:41,874 --> 00:31:44,981
[glass shattering]
[people screaming]
819
00:31:46,747 --> 00:31:49,181
["Every Christian Lion Hearted
Man Will Show You"]
820
00:31:49,181 --> 00:31:52,652
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
821
00:31:52,652 --> 00:31:54,854
♪ ♪
822
00:31:54,854 --> 00:31:58,458
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
823
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,126
♪ ♪
824
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:04,331
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
825
00:32:04,331 --> 00:32:06,433
♪ ♪
826
00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:09,602
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
827
00:32:09,602 --> 00:32:11,166
[siren wailing]
828
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:12,539
♪ ♪
829
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:17,644
♪ Take this in hand ♪
830
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:21,046
♪ Said he who stands ♪
831
00:32:21,046 --> 00:32:25,519
♪ Behind the chair ♪
832
00:32:25,519 --> 00:32:29,423
♪ A broken table there ♪
833
00:32:29,423 --> 00:32:31,891
♪ ♪
834
00:32:31,891 --> 00:32:37,425
♪ Every Christian
lion-hearted man ♪
835
00:32:37,425 --> 00:32:41,868
♪ Will show you ♪
836
00:32:41,868 --> 00:32:47,474
♪ Every Christian
lion-hearted man ♪
837
00:32:47,474 --> 00:32:49,976
♪ Will show you ♪
838
00:32:49,976 --> 00:32:55,548
♪ ♪
839
00:32:55,548 --> 00:32:59,386
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
840
00:32:59,386 --> 00:33:05,725
♪ ♪
841
00:33:05,725 --> 00:33:10,863
♪ Don't walk so tall ♪
842
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:14,534
♪ Before you crawl ♪
843
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:18,137
♪ For every child ♪
844
00:33:18,137 --> 00:33:24,872
♪ Is thinking
of something wild ♪
845
00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:30,149
♪ Every Christian
lion-hearted man ♪
846
00:33:30,149 --> 00:33:32,952
♪ Will show you ♪
847
00:33:32,952 --> 00:33:38,591
♪ ♪
848
00:33:38,591 --> 00:33:41,961
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
849
00:33:41,961 --> 00:33:44,030
♪ ♪
850
00:33:44,030 --> 00:33:47,536
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
851
00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:50,706
[bright tone]