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[mysterious music plays]
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[narrator] For thousands of years,
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Buddha oversaw the universe.
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And the Immortal Ones in heaven
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and kings in hell
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watched over earthly affairs.
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Demons walked among us,
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and dragons ruled the sea.
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Everything was in balance.
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We respected the gods,
and we followed the rules
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until the night a magical rock
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gave birth to a powerful being.
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[dramatic music crescendos]
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[narrator] Meet
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trouble.
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[squeaks]
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Oh. Ooh.
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[squeaks]
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[jaunty music plays]
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[giggles]
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Okay, okay. Attention, everyone.
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We have important business to discuss.
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I, your Jade Emperor,
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Architect of the Universe
and Lord of the Immortals,
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shall throw the greatest,
most fantastic banquet
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since the one we did last Tuesday.
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Doesn't that sound fun, hmm?
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Understood, Your Majesty.
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Now, seating arrangements.
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Place the Immortal Ones at my head table.
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Minor gods by the kitchen in the back--
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[Jade Emperor yells]
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[cat meows]
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[cat meows]
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[monkey screeches]
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What on Earth?
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[laughs]
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[squeals]
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[monkey grunts]
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[squeals]
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Hm, an uncontrollable monkey
shooting light beams from his eyes?
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He's probably just excited, Your Majesty.
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We can't have that. Get rid of him.
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-[deep voice] Patience.
-[Jade Emperor shrieks]
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Buddha! I didn't see you there.
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[Buddha] This monkey is a powerful being.
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He has an important destiny.
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Let him find his way.
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Very well.
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I mean, what's the worst it can do, right?
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Where were we? Ah, dessert!
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I'm thinking a ten-foot
egg tart sculpture of me.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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[monkey cackles]
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[baby monkey giggles]
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[monkey mother coos]
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-[tranquil music plays]
-Ah!
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Oh.
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-[baby monkey squeals]
-Oh!
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[monkey sighs]
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[monkey mother screeches]
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A wise monkey
never stretches beyond his grasp.
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[grunts]
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-[sighs]
-[elder monkey grunts]
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Will you let go?
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[monkey laughs]
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Ow!
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Ah. Huh?
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As I was saying,
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if the coconut is meant for us,
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it will be within reach.
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Mm. Not today.
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Oh!
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[monkeys gasp]
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Out of the light!
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[monkey grunts]
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[elder monkey groans]
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[monkeys laugh]
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[elder monkey growls]
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No, no, no, no!
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-We live in a world of rules and order.
-Oh?
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Observe.
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Think of my palm as our universe.
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Compared with this greatness,
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one little monkey
is an insignificant pebble.
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Only the Immortal Ones in heaven
are free to live without rules.
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Know your place, young one.
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Oh!
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[young monkeys screech]
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[monkey laughs]
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[screeching]
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[elder monkey] Come back here
right this minute!
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Out of the light!
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[suspenseful music crescendos]
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-[jaunty music plays]
-[monkeys giggle]
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Come back!
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-[growling]
-Huh?
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[growling continues]
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[creature roars]
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-Run! The demon is here!
-Oh.
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[gasps and shrieks]
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[dramatic music crescendos]
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[monkeys screech]
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[monkeys whimper]
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[sad music plays]
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[monkey mother cries]
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Your recklessness
drew the Demon of Havoc upon us.
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You don't belong here, outsider!
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Coconut him.
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[tense music plays]
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[elder monkey grunts]
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-[monkey growls]
-[monkeys gasp]
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[monkey] Hm.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[monkey] Hm.
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[dramatic music continues]
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[grunts]
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Ha!
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Ha!
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[rock music plays]
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[grunts]
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-Huh?
-[rock music continues]
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Ha! [grunts]
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[groans and grunts]
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[laughs]
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[grunts]
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[rock music continues]
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Hm. Ya!
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[grunts]
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Pew! Pew!
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[grunts]
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[rock music continues]
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Ha ha! Okay, imaginary family,
give me some love.
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Oh, too slow.
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Mwah!
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[gasps]
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[elder monkey] Come.
Gather 'round, young ones.
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Aw.
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Feel the safety.
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-[demon growls]
-Huh?
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-[tense music plays]
-[monkey gasps]
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Feel your insignificance.
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-Breathe--
-Nap time's over!
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-You again?
-You're in danger! Follow me and-- [gasps]
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[demon growls]
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[baby monkey whimpers]
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[demon growls]
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-Ha ha!
-Huh?
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[monkey grunts]
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[demon growls]
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I, uh, thought
that would play out differently.
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[monkey yells]
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[dramatic music plays]
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[baby monkey shrieks]
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Come on! It's getting away!
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You fool!
You think you're some kind of hero?
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But I can beat that thing.
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And save the baby?
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Sure. If there's time.
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With what? Coconuts?
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Coconuts are no threat
to the Demon of Havoc.
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-He could get a weapon.
-Ha. From where?
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Oh, oh, I know! From the Dragon King.
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Yeah, the Dragon King.
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[scoffs] At the bottom of the sea?
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If you go out there, you will die.
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[scoffs] Says you.
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Crazy fool!
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One weapon coming right up.
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[mysterious music plays]
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[henchman 1] Coming to the stage,
let's give it up for…
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[henchman 2] The reptile of style.
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The overboard overlord.
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With the sweetest vocal cords.
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[both] The Dragon King!
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My loyal subjects…
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this grand column has stood here
since the dawn of time.
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It has waited patiently
for the mightiest, fiercest rebel
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with the best style, of course,
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to free its monumental potential.
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That rebel is me!
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My gorgeous machine
will unleash the column's power
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to create the greatest storm
the world has ever seen.
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[tranquil music plays]
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Wow!
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[column hums]
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You talk?
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[humming continues]
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You've been waiting for me? How long?
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[column hums]
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Well, five minutes isn't--
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Five thousand years?
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The days when sea creatures
are looked down upon
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by those air-breathing
dry-landers are over!
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[creatures chatter]
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-[tranquil music continues]
-[column hums]
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You're looking
for the most powerful being?
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No way! I'm actually on a quest
for the ultimate weapon!
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-What are the odds, man?
-[column hums]
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There's gotta be some way
we can help each other.
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If you were just a little smaller,
maybe I could--
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Oh, whoa!
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Let our conquest begin!
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But first, a song.
And five, six, seven, eight!
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Huh?
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-Whoa!
-Is this part of the show?
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-What is happening?
-[henchman 2] Look out!
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[Dragon King] Someone's stealing
the grand column! Is that a monkey?
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[tense music plays]
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[monkey laughs]
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Whoa!
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You are incredible!
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[dramatic music crescendos]
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-[cuttlefish] Excuse me, sire, but--
-Zip it. I have a call to make.
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[jaunty music chimes]
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[serene music plays]
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I demand satisfaction.
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Oh, it's you. What is it? I'm busy.
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A monkey stole my grand column.
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So?
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So? Someone could do a lot of damage
with that thing. Theoretically.
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You're a king.
You handle it. I believe in you.
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Perhaps you could escalate this
to the big guy? Delegate up?
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Ah, let's see. "Dear Buddha."
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"Remember that stone monkey
you said to leave alone?"
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"Well, it took a stick.
We're all scared. Please save us."
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No. Not happening.
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Very well. I shall take things into my own
claws, and woe to those that-- Oh!
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Ugh!
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So it's the monkey
who's the mightiest, fiercest rebel.
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With the best style.
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Yeah. And he swiped the one thing you need
to take over the world.
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-What a guy!
-[growls]
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[cuttlefish] Oh no!
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Any other comments?
Input? Friendly feedback?
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-Not me.
-Mm-mm. Nope.
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No? Then draw me a bath!
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[monkey 1 gasps] The outsider's back.
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-[monkey 2] He didn't die.
-[monkey 3] He got a weapon.
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[scoffs] He got a stick.
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[gulps]
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We can do this, right?
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[Stick murmurs]
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[tense music plays]
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-[monkey panting]
-[Stick murmurs]
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Hold on? What do you mean "hold on"?
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Whoa!
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[monkey yells]
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[monkey groans] Ow!
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[Stick murmurs]
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Wow!
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[baby monkey whimpers]
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[baby monkey squeals]
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Shh!
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-Stay here and keep a lookout.
-[Stick murmurs]
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Just hang on.
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[monkey grunts]
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[tense music plays]
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-[monkey grunts]
-[Stick murmurs urgently]
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[demon growls]
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[Stick murmurs]
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-I am hurrying.
-[Stick shouts]
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If you're so smart, you do it.
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-[monkey gasps]
-[baby monkey squeals]
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-[demon roars]
-[monkey yells]
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-[baby monkey squeals]
-[demon growls]
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[monkey gasps]
268
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:18,626
[monkey grunts] Stick, where are you?
269
00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:20,709
[Stick murmurs]
270
00:12:21,334 --> 00:12:22,334
[monkey gasps]
271
00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:25,459
-[monkey gasps]
-[baby monkey squeals]
272
00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:26,584
[demon growls]
273
00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:28,126
-[Stick hums]
-Not that way!
274
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,209
Wait! What are you doing?
275
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,459
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
276
00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:36,668
[monkey grunts]
277
00:12:38,584 --> 00:12:41,084
-Monkey.
-You're just making it angrier.
278
00:12:41,168 --> 00:12:42,209
Stop, Stick!
279
00:12:43,668 --> 00:12:45,876
[monkey grunts]
280
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:48,251
[dramatic music plays]
281
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,668
Come back, Stick!
282
00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:52,293
[monkey yells]
283
00:12:53,543 --> 00:12:55,209
-[Stick hums]
-[monkey panting]
284
00:12:55,293 --> 00:12:56,501
[dramatic music continues]
285
00:12:56,584 --> 00:12:58,418
[monkey grunts]
286
00:12:58,501 --> 00:12:59,793
[baby monkey shrieks]
287
00:13:03,168 --> 00:13:06,334
Oh yeah! Awesome. I get it now.
288
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,418
Hee-yah!
289
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,001
[monkey laughs]
290
00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:12,626
[demon growls]
291
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,543
Oh!
292
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,168
[laughs]
293
00:13:15,251 --> 00:13:16,834
[exciting music plays]
294
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,418
[demon snarls]
295
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:22,043
[exciting music continues]
296
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,876
Wave bye-bye to the nice kitty.
297
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:28,709
Hee-yah!
298
00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:31,001
What?
299
00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:33,251
[slurps] Ah.
300
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,668
[demon grunts]
301
00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:37,001
[tranquil music plays]
302
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,626
-[cat meows]
-[demon roars]
303
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:40,793
Bad kitty god! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
304
00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:44,834
[monkeys chanting]
Monkey King! Monkey King!
305
00:13:44,918 --> 00:13:47,251
"Monkey King"! Yes.
306
00:13:47,334 --> 00:13:48,876
I like it. Has a nice ring to it.
307
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:53,126
The ultimate weapon for the ultimate hero!
308
00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:54,376
[elder monkey] Absurd!
309
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,293
You're a tiny pebble, remember?
310
00:13:57,376 --> 00:13:59,751
He doesn't love you.
311
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,668
He just wants you to love him!
312
00:14:02,751 --> 00:14:05,459
You'll never be one of us.
313
00:14:05,543 --> 00:14:09,126
You're a selfish, rebellious fool,
314
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:12,918
who will end up all alone.
315
00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:14,168
Hmm.
316
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,251
[Stick murmurs]
317
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:20,376
[scoffs] I'm not alone. I have my Stick.
318
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:25,168
That weapon should be wielded
by one of the Immortal Ones.
319
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:28,251
So wait. You're saying
I should be an Immortal One?
320
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,418
-What? No!
-Ah, that's interesting.
321
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:33,584
They do whatever they want
up there, right? That's me.
322
00:14:34,168 --> 00:14:35,668
No rules. Me again.
323
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:36,626
[monkeys murmur]
324
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,501
-Best weapons? Uh-huh. Very much us.
-[Stick murmurs]
325
00:14:39,584 --> 00:14:41,626
You're right. I don't belong here.
326
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:42,709
I belong with them!
327
00:14:42,793 --> 00:14:43,876
[monkeys cheer]
328
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:45,709
[monkeys] Monkey King!
329
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:48,668
They'd never accept the likes of you.
330
00:14:48,751 --> 00:14:50,334
I conquered a demon.
331
00:14:50,418 --> 00:14:55,501
You'd have to defeat a hundred demons
to even get their attention.
332
00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:57,834
-Oh yeah.
-[elder monkey scoffs]
333
00:14:57,918 --> 00:15:00,626
-I suppose you're right.
-[scoffs] Of course I'm right.
334
00:15:01,418 --> 00:15:03,751
One hundred demons coming up!
335
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,251
[heavy metal music plays]
336
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:06,626
[screeching]
337
00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:07,543
Whoa!
338
00:15:08,418 --> 00:15:10,043
[Monkey King] Uh-oh. Agh!
339
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,918
[screeching]
340
00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:13,668
[Monkey King gasps and yells]
341
00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:15,168
[heavy metal music continues]
342
00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:16,626
[Monkey King grunts and gasps]
343
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:21,751
♪ Who's the handsome hero
We all love and adore? ♪
344
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:22,709
♪ Monkey King! ♪
345
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:26,126
♪ Who has demons screaming
When he knocks on their door? ♪
346
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:27,126
♪ Monkey King! ♪
347
00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:30,834
♪ Who's a mighty fighter
Who is brave and spunky ♪
348
00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:33,959
♪ And also a bit of a hunk? ♪
349
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:36,334
♪ He's the Monkey King! ♪
350
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:42,709
♪ Who's the ape you can't escape
When he hunts you down? ♪
351
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:43,668
♪ Monkey King! ♪
352
00:15:43,751 --> 00:15:47,251
♪ Who's the chimp
All the simple people will crown? ♪
353
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:48,209
♪ Monkey King! ♪
354
00:15:48,293 --> 00:15:51,501
♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying
Up to the top ♪
355
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,959
♪ And you know he won't stop
Till he's won? ♪
356
00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:57,459
♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪
357
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:03,501
[Monkey King] Ha ha!
358
00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:12,126
Ninety-nine demons down. One to go.
359
00:16:13,251 --> 00:16:14,668
Hey, hero here.
360
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:16,168
[ominous rattling]
361
00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,876
Once-in-a-lifetime hero meetup.
362
00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:26,459
[ominous rattling]
363
00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:30,126
-Where is everyone?
-[girl gasps]
364
00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:31,043
Huh?
365
00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:34,251
Anyone need a hero?
366
00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:36,376
-[woman 1] Go away!
-[woman 2] Leave us alone!
367
00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:37,834
[man] You'll get us killed!
368
00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:40,209
Name's Monkey King.
369
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,168
AKA the Simian Savior.
AKA the Legendary Demon Slayer.
370
00:16:46,251 --> 00:16:47,334
And Stick.
371
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:50,126
Our amazing skills
include pole-fighting, punching,
372
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:54,293
kicking, a kick-pole punch combo,
the double-kick with or without Stick,
373
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:57,543
or the ever-popular
fake kick with a spinning pole.
374
00:16:57,626 --> 00:16:58,834
[Monkey King yells]
375
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,584
-Huh! Yeah!
-[girl] Huh?
376
00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:01,959
Monkey King?
377
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,251
I've never heard of you.
378
00:17:03,334 --> 00:17:06,209
-Well, I've never heard of you either.
-[Stick murmurs]
379
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,793
This village needs
one of the Immortal Ones.
380
00:17:08,876 --> 00:17:11,126
-Not a monkey with a fancy stick.
-[Stick murmurs]
381
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:13,668
This dump counts as a village? Come on!
382
00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:16,293
-He's just gonna make it worse.
-[scoffs] Get rid of him.
383
00:17:16,376 --> 00:17:18,459
Well, thanks for stopping by.
384
00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:20,709
I don't think you're getting
how great I am--
385
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:23,751
He's the real deal, folks.
A living legend.
386
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,668
I am? I mean, of course I am.
387
00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:29,043
If you've got a demon situation,
this is your guy.
388
00:17:29,126 --> 00:17:29,959
Huh?
389
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:32,626
Where did you even come from, kid?
390
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:35,334
I've never seen her before,
and I'm the mayor's wife.
391
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:36,834
I know everyone!
392
00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:40,293
You'd better get to know us.
Unless you wanna be demon dumplings.
393
00:17:41,418 --> 00:17:42,251
Aiya.
394
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:44,084
Okay. Whisper time.
395
00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:46,918
Maybe the demon will eat the monkey.
396
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:48,293
And leave us alone.
397
00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:50,543
Either way, we win.
398
00:17:50,626 --> 00:17:52,793
Oh, I like it. Break!
399
00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:55,418
Brave warrior.
400
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:58,209
My poor, dear child was just kidnapped.
401
00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:01,543
Every rainy season,
the horrible fire beast descends--
402
00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:04,834
-Fire beast? That'll be a hundred demons.
-[Stick shouts]
403
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,084
-I'm in. Okay, desperate peasants.
-Where's he going?
404
00:18:08,168 --> 00:18:11,751
-Let's talk about my ascension ceremony.
-Ascension ceremony?
405
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,584
-Your what?
-My big victory party.
406
00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:16,626
How else will the Immortal Ones
know it's time to come get me?
407
00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:19,251
-Okay, I'll need a 35-piece orchestra.
-No!
408
00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:21,251
-A 100-person dragon dance.
-No dancing.
409
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,168
And a huge fireworks extravaganza.
410
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:25,959
My fireworks? Too expensive.
411
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:30,043
Unfortunately, ours is
but a poor rice-farming village.
412
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:31,501
-Yeah, poor.
-[girl scoffs]
413
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:34,376
How insulting.
Come on, King. We're walking.
414
00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:35,876
-Stop them!
-Uh, uh…
415
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:38,543
Please, won't you
and your assistant reconsider?
416
00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:42,168
Assistant? I don't know this person.
Who are you?
417
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,168
Only your number one fan.
418
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:46,418
I mean, this guy
took down the white bone demon,
419
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,543
the red bone demon,
and the bone demon of no specific color.
420
00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:52,876
We could sing songs about you,
and I'll give you a grand speech.
421
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,543
-And?
-Uh, name a street after you?
422
00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:56,751
-And?
-And?
423
00:18:56,834 --> 00:19:00,918
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
a big, fat shiny medal of solid brass.
424
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:06,043
Ooh, that will impress 'em. Okay. Next up.
What's in it for my trusty companion?
425
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:08,501
-The girl?
-No! My wondrous stick.
426
00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:11,709
-What's in it for him?
-Um, what does it want?
427
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,751
What do you want? A guitar.
428
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,709
But your stick can't play the guitar.
429
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:18,043
[Stick groans]
430
00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:20,168
-Huh?
-[Stick murmurs]
431
00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:21,543
And ten free guitar lessons.
432
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,834
Um, done?
433
00:19:23,918 --> 00:19:25,626
-Done.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
434
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,043
-Done.
-[roaring]
435
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:29,668
-[Mayor's wife] Uh-oh.
-The fire beast is outside.
436
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,543
Please don't let it hurt
my innocent little child!
437
00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:33,501
Don't worry.
438
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:37,793
The quicker I slay this fire demon,
the faster we get to celebrate me.
439
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:38,751
[girl] Hm.
440
00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:41,959
[child whimpers] Please let me go!
441
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:45,126
[fire demon] Silence
or I shall devour you!
442
00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:49,126
Hey. I see you, demon.
443
00:19:49,209 --> 00:19:50,168
Huh?
444
00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:53,043
Hee-yah!
445
00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:55,459
[Monkey King grunts]
446
00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:56,626
Uh-oh.
447
00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:57,626
Ow!
448
00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:01,918
-What are you doing?
-Joining the Immortal Ones, duh.
449
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:02,959
What?
450
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:06,626
Daddy! The demon was so mean!
451
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:07,543
There, there.
452
00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:09,084
Wait. He's the kid?
453
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,168
What took you so long?
454
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,584
We had to find a hero.
455
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:16,209
-You're the worst daddy ever.
-[Mayor] Now, son, don't hit Daddy.
456
00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:19,084
Where's my snack? Hey! Ow!
457
00:20:19,168 --> 00:20:20,334
Oh dear.
458
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:22,626
-What?
-[Monkey King] That was for free.
459
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:32,293
How dare you challenge Red Girl,
Monkey King?
460
00:20:32,376 --> 00:20:33,626
What's a Red Girl?
461
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,334
I am Red Girl!
462
00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:39,668
[distorted] Quake in my presence
and bow to my awesome power!
463
00:20:39,751 --> 00:20:43,084
Hey, Red Girl, leave these poor,
unattractive people alone.
464
00:20:43,168 --> 00:20:46,543
But the kids are ripest this time of year.
465
00:20:46,626 --> 00:20:49,001
-Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
-[shrieks] Daddy!
466
00:20:49,084 --> 00:20:50,543
So yummy!
467
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:51,918
[dramatic music plays]
468
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,293
Okay, Monkey King, what's the play?
Are you gonna--
469
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:57,084
Okay, little girl.
I can take it from here.
470
00:20:58,459 --> 00:21:01,668
Ha! [yells]
471
00:21:01,751 --> 00:21:03,209
Get her, Monkey King!
472
00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:04,543
[exciting music plays]
473
00:21:04,626 --> 00:21:07,376
-[Monkey King grunts]
-[Red Girl] Hey, cut that out!
474
00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:09,251
Behave!
475
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:13,043
Hey, you're a little scrawny
for number 100, but we'll make it work.
476
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:14,793
Hai-yah!
477
00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:16,001
[Monkey King laughs]
478
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:17,834
[exciting music continues]
479
00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:20,751
Bad monkey!
480
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,251
-[Monkey King] Like I care!
-[Red Girl snarls]
481
00:21:23,334 --> 00:21:26,626
Don't give up now. Ha! You're doing great.
482
00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:27,876
[Red Girl gasps]
483
00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:31,334
-[Monkey King laughs]
-Hey, stop that! Ugh!
484
00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:34,418
Congratulations!
The Monkey King's last victim.
485
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:37,376
-You're gonna be famous. Ow!
-[Red Girl yelps]
486
00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:39,418
Uh-oh.
487
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,084
-Stick!
-[Stick murmurs]
488
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:46,293
-Goodbye, Monkey! [laughs]
-[Monkey King yells]
489
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:48,918
[Monkey King] Yes!
490
00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:50,918
[yells] Frustrated!
491
00:21:51,918 --> 00:21:52,751
Bam!
492
00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:54,709
[Red Girl yells] Whoa!
493
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:57,376
That Monkey's gonna burn down
the whole village.
494
00:21:58,043 --> 00:22:00,459
-Come on, everyone. [grunts]
-[man] Come on!
495
00:22:01,126 --> 00:22:02,376
Hai-yah!
496
00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:05,168
Agh! My fireworks shop!
497
00:22:05,251 --> 00:22:06,126
[grunting]
498
00:22:06,209 --> 00:22:07,168
[screaming]
499
00:22:07,251 --> 00:22:08,834
-Over here.
-Water coming up.
500
00:22:08,918 --> 00:22:09,793
Toss it, kid.
501
00:22:10,543 --> 00:22:11,626
[grunts]
502
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:13,584
[Mayor's wife grunts]
503
00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:15,626
[tense music plays]
504
00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:17,584
Ooh, ooh.
505
00:22:18,918 --> 00:22:21,376
-Eat fire, loser!
-Back at ya.
506
00:22:21,459 --> 00:22:22,834
Whoa! [shrieks]
507
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,209
Do you really think you can defeat me?
508
00:22:27,293 --> 00:22:30,126
No. I know it. [yells]
509
00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:32,876
And for the beef dish, sire,
510
00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,876
lettuce-wrapped or skewers?
511
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:35,793
[yelps]
512
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:38,084
Skewers it is.
513
00:22:38,168 --> 00:22:40,751
[Monkey King] Incoming! [laughs]
514
00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:43,043
[Red Girl screams]
515
00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:45,751
-Daddy, I'm hungry!
-Now, son--
516
00:22:45,834 --> 00:22:47,543
[screams] It's the monkey!
517
00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:49,043
Not my house!
518
00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:51,501
-[Monkey King laughs]
-[Mayor sobs]
519
00:22:51,584 --> 00:22:52,876
[Monkey King laughs]
520
00:22:52,959 --> 00:22:54,126
[Red Girl laughs]
521
00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:55,168
Creepy.
522
00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:58,001
Oh! Stick!
523
00:22:58,084 --> 00:23:00,126
Burn, Monkey, burn!
524
00:23:00,209 --> 00:23:02,334
[Red Girl laughs]
525
00:23:03,459 --> 00:23:04,293
Boom!
526
00:23:04,376 --> 00:23:05,709
What a team!
527
00:23:05,793 --> 00:23:07,959
Where did you get that stick?
528
00:23:08,043 --> 00:23:09,709
It's fantastic!
529
00:23:09,793 --> 00:23:10,959
[Stick murmurs]
530
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:13,793
Good idea, Stick. Hey, you want it?
531
00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:15,793
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
532
00:23:15,876 --> 00:23:18,959
If you can hold it for ten seconds,
it's yours.
533
00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:22,293
[Red Girl] One, two…
534
00:23:22,376 --> 00:23:24,751
-Four… Seven…
-[Red Girl] Four… Seven…
535
00:23:24,834 --> 00:23:26,001
-Five.
-[Red Girl] Stop!
536
00:23:26,084 --> 00:23:28,334
-[Monkey King] Four… Eight…
-[Red Girl] One… Two…
537
00:23:28,418 --> 00:23:31,501
Three… [yells]
538
00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:32,793
You let go!
539
00:23:32,876 --> 00:23:35,751
-[Stick murmurs]
-Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo!
540
00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:36,668
Yes!
541
00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:37,793
Mwah!
542
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,751
One-hundredth demon vanquished!
543
00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:43,709
-Monkey King reigns supreme!
-[Stick protests]
544
00:23:43,793 --> 00:23:44,668
And Stick.
545
00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:48,126
Incredible. You got her
to fall right into your trap.
546
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:51,168
-I will learn so much from you.
-[groans] You're still here?
547
00:23:51,251 --> 00:23:53,793
Please. My name is Lin.
548
00:23:53,876 --> 00:23:56,959
I am but a lowly peasant girl
from a tiny village
549
00:23:57,043 --> 00:23:59,251
who hopes to make a difference someday.
550
00:23:59,334 --> 00:24:03,251
I offer my skills as your humble assistant
and weapon-bearer.
551
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,209
Wow. My own assistant?
552
00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:08,709
Hard pass.
553
00:24:08,793 --> 00:24:11,793
This monkey heroes alone.
554
00:24:13,293 --> 00:24:14,126
Oh.
555
00:24:14,209 --> 00:24:17,126
So, you got
my big victory speech ready, right?
556
00:24:17,209 --> 00:24:18,751
Um, well, I--
557
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:23,626
Well, then, grab yourself a scroll
and take notes because it's,
558
00:24:23,709 --> 00:24:25,959
ha, party time!
559
00:24:26,043 --> 00:24:27,459
[Mayor's wife] Crazy monkey!
560
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,168
[villagers scream]
561
00:24:30,709 --> 00:24:33,043
Kaboom! Yeah!
562
00:24:35,084 --> 00:24:38,751
"How fortunate
we poor ignorant villagers…"
563
00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:40,126
-Hm?
-Mm-hm.
564
00:24:40,209 --> 00:24:42,459
"…are tonight to witness
565
00:24:42,543 --> 00:24:45,084
the mighty Monkey King's
heavenly ascension
566
00:24:45,168 --> 00:24:47,293
to join the Immortal Ones."
567
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:50,001
"He saved our town."
568
00:24:52,501 --> 00:24:53,709
-Sort of.
-[Stick murmurs]
569
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:57,584
"He is the bravest,
most spectac… spectac…"
570
00:24:57,668 --> 00:24:59,293
-Are you sure?
-It's a word.
571
00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:04,418
"…spectacul-errific-amazing-derful hero
572
00:25:04,501 --> 00:25:06,334
the world has ever known."
573
00:25:06,418 --> 00:25:07,959
"Wait for applause."
574
00:25:08,043 --> 00:25:08,876
[light applause]
575
00:25:09,543 --> 00:25:11,334
Whoo! Monkey King!
576
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,834
"And now a song."
577
00:25:14,918 --> 00:25:19,876
"Music and lyrics by a handsome artist
who, um, wishes to remain anonymous."
578
00:25:19,959 --> 00:25:21,251
-[Monkey King laughs]
-Hm.
579
00:25:21,334 --> 00:25:24,626
♪ Who's the handsome hero
We all love and adore? ♪
580
00:25:24,709 --> 00:25:25,584
♪ Monkey King! ♪
581
00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:28,918
♪ Who has demons screaming
When he knocks on their door? ♪
582
00:25:29,001 --> 00:25:30,043
♪ Monkey King! ♪
583
00:25:30,126 --> 00:25:33,043
♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying
Up to the top ♪
584
00:25:33,126 --> 00:25:36,543
♪ And you know he won't stop
Till he's won? ♪
585
00:25:36,626 --> 00:25:38,709
♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪
586
00:25:38,793 --> 00:25:41,209
Eh, you were a little flat. Ya!
587
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,418
[Lin] Yeah! Monkey King!
588
00:25:45,501 --> 00:25:49,084
[Dragon King] Hm. It appears
the ape didn't succumb
589
00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:52,084
to our fiery little minx as I'd hoped.
590
00:25:52,168 --> 00:25:53,168
Time to move.
591
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:55,959
Are you sufficiently moisturized,
Your Grace?
592
00:25:56,043 --> 00:25:58,001
You know what happens
in the dry night air.
593
00:25:58,084 --> 00:25:59,418
[Dragon King] Hm. Good point.
594
00:25:59,501 --> 00:26:01,043
[Dragon King sighs contentedly]
595
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:01,959
Onward!
596
00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:05,084
[henchmen panting]
597
00:26:05,168 --> 00:26:06,668
Here's your medal.
598
00:26:06,751 --> 00:26:07,834
Yes.
599
00:26:08,418 --> 00:26:10,834
So, where are the Immortal Ones?
600
00:26:10,918 --> 00:26:13,751
-Yeah, we were promised gods!
-They're coming. Move.
601
00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:15,751
[Mayor yelps] Ouch!
602
00:26:16,293 --> 00:26:19,209
[clears throat]
One hundred demons defeated.
603
00:26:19,293 --> 00:26:21,126
Wow. What an accomplishment.
604
00:26:21,209 --> 00:26:24,626
The Immortal Ones can welcome me
with open arms now.
605
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,334
I said now!
606
00:26:28,793 --> 00:26:31,084
Now? Hello? This thing on?
607
00:26:31,168 --> 00:26:32,709
[thunder crashes]
608
00:26:32,793 --> 00:26:35,168
They're here! See, peasants!
609
00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:39,251
Behold as I ascend!
610
00:26:39,334 --> 00:26:40,834
-[Dragon King] You!
-Ho ho!
611
00:26:40,918 --> 00:26:41,751
Huh?
612
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,584
You are no hero!
613
00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:46,084
You're a thief!
614
00:26:46,168 --> 00:26:48,834
Aw, you're not the Immortal Ones.
615
00:26:48,918 --> 00:26:49,918
Uh-oh.
616
00:26:50,001 --> 00:26:53,459
That is mine!
617
00:26:53,543 --> 00:26:56,209
-What's wrong, Stick? You know this chump?
-[Stick groans]
618
00:26:56,293 --> 00:26:58,168
Stick? You never talked to me.
619
00:26:58,251 --> 00:27:00,543
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Who are you anyway?
620
00:27:00,626 --> 00:27:05,834
I am the undersea ruler of the--
621
00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:07,793
-What?
-Oh, look at his face.
622
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,043
[Dragon King coughs]
623
00:27:11,126 --> 00:27:13,709
-Low humidity. Arid climate.
-[villagers] Ew!
624
00:27:13,793 --> 00:27:16,751
Don't look at me!
No, no, no. Be right back.
625
00:27:18,668 --> 00:27:20,209
[Dragon King sighs]
626
00:27:20,293 --> 00:27:22,334
[Dragon King] So invigorating.
627
00:27:24,126 --> 00:27:28,168
-…undersea ruler of the dragon kingdom.
-What? Come on.
628
00:27:28,251 --> 00:27:32,168
And you, sir, stole my stick.
629
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:35,001
No, I didn't.
I found it at the bottom of the ocean.
630
00:27:35,084 --> 00:27:37,084
Right in the middle of some tacky palace.
631
00:27:37,168 --> 00:27:40,168
Tacky? Once I reclaim my stick,
632
00:27:40,251 --> 00:27:45,834
you and all these air-breathers
will suffer my… my…
633
00:27:46,584 --> 00:27:47,418
Again?
634
00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:50,126
Arid climate. No. Look away!
635
00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:51,251
[water splashes]
636
00:27:51,334 --> 00:27:52,459
[Dragon King sighs]
637
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:56,959
…suffer my wrath!
638
00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:58,293
[dramatic music crescendos]
639
00:27:58,793 --> 00:28:00,959
There's supposed to be a lightning crash.
640
00:28:01,043 --> 00:28:03,376
And there it is. [laughs]
641
00:28:04,834 --> 00:28:07,834
Hey, Babbo, how will we know
when we're under the stick?
642
00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:09,876
Easy. The stick will be right above us.
643
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:12,084
How will we know we took the right stick?
644
00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:13,793
[scoffs] There's only one choice.
645
00:28:13,876 --> 00:28:17,126
But what if we choose wrong, Babbo?
646
00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:19,084
Look at that armor.
647
00:28:19,168 --> 00:28:21,751
Who even wears brass with gold?
648
00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:26,543
Look, buddy, I hear ya. You love my stick.
Everyone loves the stick.
649
00:28:26,626 --> 00:28:29,876
But no one appreciates the stick
like I do.
650
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:32,876
-[Stick murmurs urgently]
-Quiet! The grown-ups are talking.
651
00:28:33,376 --> 00:28:36,293
And now you're ruining
my exclusive ceremony.
652
00:28:36,376 --> 00:28:39,876
Point is, Stick is not going anywhere.
653
00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:42,584
-Ain't that right, Stick? Buddy?
-[henchman 2] Ow!
654
00:28:43,376 --> 00:28:45,709
-Uh-oh.
-Hey, are they with--
655
00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:48,876
-[dramatic music plays]
-Stick, stay strong! I'm coming!
656
00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:50,334
Oh no!
657
00:28:50,418 --> 00:28:52,876
[henchmen laugh]
658
00:28:55,376 --> 00:28:56,668
[henchmen yell]
659
00:28:56,751 --> 00:28:58,334
[henchmen groan]
660
00:28:59,626 --> 00:29:01,126
[Monkey King] Hang on, Stick!
661
00:29:01,209 --> 00:29:02,876
Woo-hoo!
662
00:29:02,959 --> 00:29:05,251
[exciting music plays]
663
00:29:05,334 --> 00:29:06,834
[henchmen groan]
664
00:29:08,084 --> 00:29:09,584
What? [groans]
665
00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:13,001
[henchmen groan]
666
00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:16,626
[henchmen yell]
667
00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:19,834
Babbo, I'm gonna get sick!
668
00:29:19,918 --> 00:29:21,168
Stick, left!
669
00:29:22,001 --> 00:29:23,126
[henchmen groan]
670
00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:24,251
And to the right!
671
00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:25,918
[grunts]
672
00:29:26,418 --> 00:29:27,626
Ha ha! You missed!
673
00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,668
[henchmen yell]
674
00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:32,126
[exciting music continues]
675
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:35,751
Stick, darling, it's Dragon.
676
00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:37,876
-He's mine!
-Jump in the tub!
677
00:29:37,959 --> 00:29:39,709
He only listens to me, flaky.
678
00:29:39,793 --> 00:29:42,584
I don't see a ring on it, honey! [grunts]
679
00:29:45,668 --> 00:29:47,501
Itching! Flaking!
680
00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:49,584
[exciting music continues]
681
00:29:50,209 --> 00:29:51,084
[grunts]
682
00:29:51,168 --> 00:29:52,668
[laughs]
683
00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:54,584
-Huh.
-[dramatic music plays]
684
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,793
Of course! An avalanche.
685
00:29:57,876 --> 00:30:00,209
-Hit the brake!
-[Monkey King] Fun ride, huh?
686
00:30:00,793 --> 00:30:02,626
-[henchmen groan]
-[Monkey King] See ya!
687
00:30:02,709 --> 00:30:05,334
-[henchman 2] Babbo!
-[Babbo] Curse you, gravity!
688
00:30:05,418 --> 00:30:08,876
Ha ha! Monkey King reigns supreme!
689
00:30:08,959 --> 00:30:09,876
Huh?
690
00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:12,001
[Dragon King] Stick!
691
00:30:12,084 --> 00:30:13,251
Catch me!
692
00:30:13,334 --> 00:30:17,751
My palace is not tacky!
693
00:30:20,584 --> 00:30:21,834
[Stick hums]
694
00:30:23,084 --> 00:30:24,709
[Lin panting] Gotcha!
695
00:30:24,793 --> 00:30:26,043
[grunts]
696
00:30:26,626 --> 00:30:27,959
Dragon King?
697
00:30:28,584 --> 00:30:29,501
[Lin] Agh!
698
00:30:29,584 --> 00:30:32,834
Fear not, little girl.
The villain is gone.
699
00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:37,334
Maybe you're not as useless as I thought.
700
00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:39,793
-So, do I have the job?
-Um…
701
00:30:39,876 --> 00:30:40,709
Nope.
702
00:30:41,459 --> 00:30:42,793
[Lin] Oh, come on.
703
00:30:45,251 --> 00:30:48,626
Twenty minutes, and still no invite
from the Jade Emperor.
704
00:30:48,709 --> 00:30:50,126
-What am I missing?
-[murmurs]
705
00:30:50,209 --> 00:30:54,126
Immortality! Of course.
It's right in the name.
706
00:30:54,209 --> 00:30:57,543
To become an Immortal One,
I need immortality!
707
00:30:57,626 --> 00:30:59,043
[Lin] Maybe I can help.
708
00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:00,834
[Monkey King groans]
709
00:31:00,918 --> 00:31:03,001
Okay, look, kid. You see this?
710
00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:05,584
Your palm?
711
00:31:05,668 --> 00:31:09,584
No! I mean, yes. But no. This here is me.
712
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:10,709
Okay?
713
00:31:10,793 --> 00:31:13,876
And this tiny thing is you.
714
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,418
-Get it now?
-Huh?
715
00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:17,168
[Monkey King] I'm the universe hand,
716
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:20,126
and you're an insignificant,
useless pebble.
717
00:31:20,918 --> 00:31:23,668
Even a tiny pebble
can make a big ripple, you know.
718
00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:27,084
[scoffs] That's just
what a tiny pebble would say.
719
00:31:27,168 --> 00:31:30,459
So, Stick, immortality, where do we go?
720
00:31:30,543 --> 00:31:31,543
[Stick hums]
721
00:31:31,626 --> 00:31:33,376
Really? Huh.
722
00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:35,376
-But how do we get there?
-[Stick hums]
723
00:31:35,459 --> 00:31:38,084
A graveyard? Spooky.
724
00:31:38,751 --> 00:31:40,251
Huh…
725
00:31:40,334 --> 00:31:42,084
Grave… Gra…
726
00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:44,334
-Graveyard.
-You can't read.
727
00:31:44,418 --> 00:31:45,626
Of course I can.
728
00:31:45,709 --> 00:31:49,168
That's grass. That's the sky.
That's a rock. See? Reading.
729
00:31:50,251 --> 00:31:52,293
-Graveyard's that way.
-Obviously.
730
00:31:52,376 --> 00:31:55,543
-[Stick hums]
-No, no, no, no, no. We don't need her.
731
00:31:55,626 --> 00:31:58,376
-He wants me to come. Doesn't he?
-Just go home, kid.
732
00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:00,668
I can't go home.
There's trouble back there,
733
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,376
and it made me do some things.
734
00:32:02,459 --> 00:32:05,459
-Things I probably shouldn't have done.
-Ooh! You killed someone?
735
00:32:05,543 --> 00:32:06,834
-No!
-Oh.
736
00:32:06,918 --> 00:32:09,793
I just wanna do big things someday.
Like you.
737
00:32:12,918 --> 00:32:14,084
-Ow!
-[Stick murmurs]
738
00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:16,709
-I know. No. I--
-[Stick murmurs]
739
00:32:16,793 --> 00:32:18,168
-Yes, but--
-[Stick murmurs]
740
00:32:18,251 --> 00:32:20,501
How much reading could we possibly need?
741
00:32:20,584 --> 00:32:24,209
-[Stick murmurs]
-Fine. I said fine! [sighs]
742
00:32:24,293 --> 00:32:25,543
So, assistant girl,
743
00:32:26,126 --> 00:32:27,293
you coming or what?
744
00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,376
[Lin] So, where to next?
745
00:32:29,459 --> 00:32:33,251
[Monkey King] Oh, you'll see. [laughs]
746
00:32:38,293 --> 00:32:39,376
[Monkey King] Ooh.
747
00:32:43,334 --> 00:32:46,043
In there? Us? How?
748
00:32:46,126 --> 00:32:49,084
This. It's like an all-access VIP pass.
749
00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:52,209
Any realm, any dimension.
Even the Land of the Dead.
750
00:32:52,293 --> 00:32:53,959
But you're not dead.
751
00:32:54,043 --> 00:32:56,334
And if all goes well, never will be.
752
00:32:56,418 --> 00:32:59,459
Okay. If we're gonna fit in,
we gotta dress the part.
753
00:33:00,751 --> 00:33:02,251
[coughs] What the heck?
754
00:33:02,334 --> 00:33:03,376
[Monkey King] Not heck.
755
00:33:04,293 --> 00:33:05,126
Hell.
756
00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:06,084
[Lin screams]
757
00:33:06,168 --> 00:33:07,959
[suspenseful music crescendos]
758
00:33:08,751 --> 00:33:10,418
[Lin screams and groans]
759
00:33:12,376 --> 00:33:13,459
Try to keep up.
760
00:33:14,418 --> 00:33:15,251
[grunts]
761
00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,459
Are we even supposed to be here?
762
00:33:19,543 --> 00:33:21,793
Absolutely not. Isn't it great?
763
00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:23,793
See, the day you're supposed to die
764
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:26,501
is recorded
in the Scroll of Life and Death.
765
00:33:26,584 --> 00:33:29,251
But if my name should somehow
get crossed out,
766
00:33:29,334 --> 00:33:32,293
then no death registered,
and guess who's immortal?
767
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:34,376
Me! [laughs]
768
00:33:35,209 --> 00:33:36,043
[shudders]
769
00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:40,584
One more thing.
Die in hell, stay in hell. So don't die.
770
00:33:42,251 --> 00:33:43,751
This is a bad idea.
771
00:33:44,834 --> 00:33:45,668
[demon] Next.
772
00:33:45,751 --> 00:33:47,751
[ghosts whisper]
773
00:33:49,501 --> 00:33:50,959
Act like a ghost.
774
00:33:51,043 --> 00:33:53,709
Whoo! Eee!
775
00:33:53,793 --> 00:33:57,584
Oh yeah. Great. You're giving me chills.
776
00:33:57,668 --> 00:33:59,459
King here! Coming through!
777
00:33:59,543 --> 00:34:00,834
Make way.
778
00:34:00,918 --> 00:34:03,918
Next! Release form. [groans]
779
00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:07,043
You brought a live chicken
to the underworld?
780
00:34:07,876 --> 00:34:09,459
No living things allowed!
781
00:34:10,501 --> 00:34:11,834
We really should go now.
782
00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:13,834
[scoffs] Watch and learn, Pebble.
783
00:34:13,918 --> 00:34:14,834
[chicken squawks]
784
00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:16,043
Oh no.
785
00:34:16,126 --> 00:34:21,459
That's better. Pit of Infinite Agony.
Fourth floor on your right. Next!
786
00:34:22,084 --> 00:34:23,668
Yes, good morning.
787
00:34:23,751 --> 00:34:26,334
I'd like a quick glance
at the Life and Death Scrolls.
788
00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:28,126
Release form first.
789
00:34:28,209 --> 00:34:30,084
It's in my other armor?
790
00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:33,584
Rejected! [growls]
791
00:34:34,459 --> 00:34:36,626
-Release form.
-Back to the world of the living.
792
00:34:36,709 --> 00:34:38,334
Not so fast.
793
00:34:38,418 --> 00:34:41,418
-As my assistant, your first duty…
-[Lin groans]
794
00:34:41,501 --> 00:34:43,959
…is to be the sacrificial lamb.
795
00:34:44,043 --> 00:34:46,418
-What are you doing?
-She's alive? Here in hell?
796
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,959
-What?
-You're alive!
797
00:34:48,043 --> 00:34:49,293
How scandalous!
798
00:34:49,376 --> 00:34:51,793
And you cut in front of all these people?
799
00:34:51,876 --> 00:34:54,709
-What?
-No living things allowed!
800
00:34:55,501 --> 00:34:57,334
-Oh, Monkey!
-[Monkey cackles]
801
00:34:57,418 --> 00:34:59,376
Uh, uh, I… I'm not…
802
00:34:59,459 --> 00:35:02,084
I couldn't be more dead.
Fresh corpse here.
803
00:35:02,584 --> 00:35:04,834
How did you die?
804
00:35:04,918 --> 00:35:07,834
Old age. No, I mean scurvy. Earthquake?
805
00:35:07,918 --> 00:35:09,543
A duel. Two duels.
806
00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:10,709
Here's the story.
807
00:35:10,793 --> 00:35:15,418
I fell… off a cliff
into a hole filled with sharks.
808
00:35:15,501 --> 00:35:16,668
Rabid sharks.
809
00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:18,668
And then a house fell on me,
810
00:35:18,751 --> 00:35:21,043
and I drowned. Yeah.
811
00:35:22,751 --> 00:35:24,293
Okay, you're in.
812
00:35:24,376 --> 00:35:26,251
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths.
813
00:35:26,334 --> 00:35:28,418
Fifth floor down the hall.
814
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:29,751
[gasps] Hm.
815
00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:30,751
Next!
816
00:35:31,501 --> 00:35:32,584
[Lin panting]
817
00:35:32,668 --> 00:35:34,668
-[ominous music plays]
-[Lin grunts]
818
00:35:35,543 --> 00:35:37,793
[grunts]
819
00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:41,793
-[screams]
-[ghost] What a guy.
820
00:35:42,418 --> 00:35:43,459
-Hey!
-[screams]
821
00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:46,418
Monkey! You abandoned me
in the middle of hell.
822
00:35:46,501 --> 00:35:48,584
You don't leave a teammate behind.
823
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:53,043
What teammate? You're an assistant.
An insignificant pebble.
824
00:35:53,126 --> 00:35:55,584
-Stop calling me that.
-Absolutely.
825
00:35:55,668 --> 00:35:59,418
As soon as you find my scroll
so I can cross my name off. Come on.
826
00:35:59,501 --> 00:36:01,334
-[Lin groans]
-[metal clangs]
827
00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:03,751
-[grunts] This shouldn't take long.
-[Lin gasps]
828
00:36:04,376 --> 00:36:05,876
[Lin] What?
829
00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:08,543
Get reading.
830
00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:11,251
[whistles]
831
00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:13,709
What's your family name?
832
00:36:13,793 --> 00:36:16,168
Don't have one. I was born from a rock.
833
00:36:16,668 --> 00:36:17,793
A rock?
834
00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:22,168
More of a rock egg.
The scrolls list your family history.
835
00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:24,501
I must have parents, right?
836
00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:26,209
Well, I guess.
837
00:36:26,293 --> 00:36:27,543
Everyone does.
838
00:36:28,084 --> 00:36:32,043
Ha! Looking for your scrolls? [laughs]
839
00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:34,459
My scroll? Why does he have my scroll?
840
00:36:34,543 --> 00:36:36,626
You don't belong here,
841
00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:39,626
outsiders.
842
00:36:39,709 --> 00:36:43,751
Oh ho! Time to defeat demon 101.
843
00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:46,084
[demon] Mighty brush! Stamp of doom!
844
00:36:47,751 --> 00:36:51,001
Open! Hyah!
845
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,793
-[clone 1] Don't let them get away!
-[clone 2] Capture them!
846
00:36:53,876 --> 00:36:55,334
[clone 3] Stop the monkey!
847
00:36:55,418 --> 00:36:58,418
Through 115.
848
00:36:58,501 --> 00:36:59,501
[clones grunt]
849
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,418
-Clones, eh?
-[Stick murmurs]
850
00:37:01,501 --> 00:37:04,126
I can? Really? Cool!
851
00:37:04,209 --> 00:37:06,209
[exciting music plays]
852
00:37:07,126 --> 00:37:08,126
[Monkey King grunts]
853
00:37:08,876 --> 00:37:11,126
Monkey King reigns supreme!
854
00:37:11,209 --> 00:37:13,126
-[demon clones grunt]
-[Lin yelps]
855
00:37:13,209 --> 00:37:14,876
-[Monkey King grunts]
-[clones grunt]
856
00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:16,501
Bring it! [grunts]
857
00:37:16,584 --> 00:37:17,668
[Monkey King] Woo-hoo!
858
00:37:17,751 --> 00:37:20,459
[grunting]
859
00:37:20,543 --> 00:37:21,584
Not the beard!
860
00:37:21,668 --> 00:37:22,709
Woo-hoo!
861
00:37:23,251 --> 00:37:24,126
Next!
862
00:37:24,668 --> 00:37:26,001
[Monkey King grunts]
863
00:37:26,084 --> 00:37:27,293
[Monkey King laughs]
864
00:37:27,376 --> 00:37:30,126
[Monkey King] Shaolin soccer! [yells]
865
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:32,918
-[Lin yelps]
-[demon grunts]
866
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:36,001
-Wait! Time-out. I'm not a part of this.
-Nobody's on the bench!
867
00:37:36,584 --> 00:37:38,584
-[Monkey King] Woo-hoo!
-[Stick murmurs]
868
00:37:38,668 --> 00:37:40,543
-[demon] Get her!
-[Monkey King] Duck!
869
00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:43,043
Got 'em.
870
00:37:43,126 --> 00:37:44,334
[Lin yells]
871
00:37:47,001 --> 00:37:50,334
Monkey, I got 'em. This one's mine. Huh?
872
00:37:51,293 --> 00:37:53,209
Hey! Not yours!
873
00:37:54,334 --> 00:37:57,501
What's it say about my family? [yells]
874
00:37:57,584 --> 00:37:58,626
It says
875
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:00,834
you don't have one.
876
00:38:01,626 --> 00:38:04,001
Oh. I'm all alone?
877
00:38:04,084 --> 00:38:05,459
I'm sorry, Monkey.
878
00:38:05,543 --> 00:38:07,084
-Which means--
-[demon grunts]
879
00:38:07,168 --> 00:38:09,626
Oof! I'm an original!
880
00:38:09,709 --> 00:38:10,709
One of a kind!
881
00:38:10,793 --> 00:38:13,043
-Give me that scroll.
-Third line from the bottom.
882
00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:18,918
Step away from the scroll,
you flea-bitten, mortal lowlife! Close!
883
00:38:19,001 --> 00:38:19,918
Come on!
884
00:38:20,501 --> 00:38:22,043
[Lin whimpers]
885
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,418
-[Monkey King] Uh-oh.
-[Lin screams]
886
00:38:26,126 --> 00:38:27,209
Got it.
887
00:38:28,668 --> 00:38:30,626
[grunts] Yeah, baby!
888
00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:32,168
Monkey King!
889
00:38:32,251 --> 00:38:33,459
Oh, her.
890
00:38:33,543 --> 00:38:35,001
[demon laughs]
891
00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:36,959
Ow! That hurt.
892
00:38:37,043 --> 00:38:38,293
[Monkey King] Hee-yah!
893
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:41,918
-[demon groans]
-[Monkey King laughs]
894
00:38:42,626 --> 00:38:45,168
And now I'm immortal!
895
00:38:46,293 --> 00:38:47,834
[Lin screams]
896
00:38:47,918 --> 00:38:49,626
[dramatic music plays]
897
00:38:49,709 --> 00:38:51,293
Even for hell, this is bad.
898
00:38:53,334 --> 00:38:55,334
[serene music plays]
899
00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:01,043
What's up, Yama?
Or should I say, what's down? [laughs]
900
00:39:01,126 --> 00:39:04,959
I beseech you.
A rogue primate has invaded hell and-- Ow!
901
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:08,293
Hey, uh, Jade Emperor, right?
Listen, great news.
902
00:39:08,376 --> 00:39:12,209
Get the Immortal Ones together.
I'm on my way. We're gonna be neighbors.
903
00:39:12,293 --> 00:39:15,168
So you're the Monkey King.
904
00:39:15,251 --> 00:39:16,584
Gonna party at your banquets.
905
00:39:16,668 --> 00:39:18,001
-Get hammered.
-Release form!
906
00:39:18,084 --> 00:39:22,126
-We're gonna share battle stories.
-Please. You're not one of us.
907
00:39:22,209 --> 00:39:25,626
Actually, I am.
Crossed my name out and everything.
908
00:39:25,709 --> 00:39:28,126
That only makes you half-immortal.
909
00:39:28,209 --> 00:39:30,251
-Half?
-You can't die of old age.
910
00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:31,584
Oh, that's great!
911
00:39:31,668 --> 00:39:33,751
But you can still die in battle.
912
00:39:33,834 --> 00:39:35,084
-Huh?
-[Stick murmurs]
913
00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:38,793
Don't look at me. This was your plan.
914
00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:41,501
Well, this is new information.
915
00:39:41,584 --> 00:39:44,584
So, how exactly
does one get full immortality?
916
00:39:44,668 --> 00:39:45,959
You don't. Not possible.
917
00:39:46,043 --> 00:39:49,334
Well, there is
The Book of Everlasting Life, my lord.
918
00:39:49,418 --> 00:39:52,209
-You shut your beard hole right now!
-My bad.
919
00:39:52,918 --> 00:39:55,459
-Stick, door!
-[Stick murmurs]
920
00:39:55,543 --> 00:39:56,709
Assistant, book!
921
00:39:56,793 --> 00:39:58,793
Monkey, stay handsome.
922
00:39:58,876 --> 00:40:01,126
[Stick murmurs]
923
00:40:01,209 --> 00:40:02,376
[Lin grunts]
924
00:40:02,459 --> 00:40:04,834
[Monkey King laughs]
925
00:40:04,918 --> 00:40:05,751
[Yama groans]
926
00:40:05,834 --> 00:40:09,501
Whatever you do,
don't let him leave with that book!
927
00:40:09,584 --> 00:40:10,459
Let's go.
928
00:40:11,043 --> 00:40:12,168
Oh! Don't!
929
00:40:12,251 --> 00:40:13,626
-[Lin groans]
-Uh-oh.
930
00:40:13,709 --> 00:40:14,543
[grunts]
931
00:40:14,626 --> 00:40:16,501
[Monkey King yelps]
932
00:40:16,584 --> 00:40:18,001
[dramatic music plays]
933
00:40:18,668 --> 00:40:19,668
[Monkey King yells]
934
00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,793
-[Yama grunts]
-[Monkey King] Make way!
935
00:40:23,459 --> 00:40:24,293
[Lin yelps]
936
00:40:24,376 --> 00:40:26,001
Catch him! Catch him!
937
00:40:26,626 --> 00:40:28,126
-[Monkey King laughs]
-[Lin] Agh!
938
00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:31,126
-[dramatic music continues]
-[grunting]
939
00:40:33,251 --> 00:40:34,668
[Lin screams]
940
00:40:34,751 --> 00:40:35,918
[Monkey King] Hee-yah!
941
00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,834
[Lin screams]
942
00:40:37,918 --> 00:40:42,043
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Monkey!
943
00:40:42,126 --> 00:40:43,584
[dramatic music fades]
944
00:40:43,668 --> 00:40:47,959
Ha! Well, that was fun. You got the book?
945
00:40:48,043 --> 00:40:50,876
-Uh, um, uh…
-You didn't lose it, did you?
946
00:40:50,959 --> 00:40:52,001
Uh, uh--
947
00:40:52,084 --> 00:40:53,334
You had one job!
948
00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:55,584
One job and you blew it!
949
00:40:55,668 --> 00:40:56,876
Uh…
950
00:40:58,126 --> 00:40:59,209
Aha!
951
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:02,501
-Just messing with you!
-Do you treat all your friends like this?
952
00:41:02,584 --> 00:41:08,209
Friends? Whoa, okay. You're more like
a teammate on my very critical mission.
953
00:41:08,293 --> 00:41:10,251
Well, that's better than a pebble.
954
00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:12,293
All right. Moving on. See this?
955
00:41:12,376 --> 00:41:15,751
This book can tell us
how I can get my full immortality.
956
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:16,876
-Uh…
-What's it say?
957
00:41:16,959 --> 00:41:19,293
Okay. Uh, it says…
958
00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:22,793
Oh. "Full immortality can be attained
by eating a magical peach
959
00:41:22,876 --> 00:41:26,168
from the Enchanted Orchard
of Everlasting Life."
960
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:27,459
Ooh! Where's that?
961
00:41:28,543 --> 00:41:30,793
This could take a while.
962
00:41:30,876 --> 00:41:33,251
And I will give you five minutes.
963
00:41:34,043 --> 00:41:35,959
[Lin groans]
964
00:41:44,209 --> 00:41:46,209
[suspenseful music plays]
965
00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:50,418
This monkey's insane.
966
00:41:50,501 --> 00:41:51,668
Oh really?
967
00:41:51,751 --> 00:41:53,709
He gets in fights, insults the gods.
968
00:41:53,793 --> 00:41:57,418
He just stole a book from hell!
Oh yeah, did I mention? We went to hell!
969
00:41:57,501 --> 00:42:01,751
Okay, let's bring the sass down
to, like, a four, okay, sweetheart?
970
00:42:01,834 --> 00:42:03,751
I can't keep this up. I can't do this.
971
00:42:03,834 --> 00:42:07,209
Listen, honey, we made a deal.
972
00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:08,918
There's no backing out now.
973
00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:11,418
Or did you forget?
974
00:42:11,501 --> 00:42:13,501
[sighs] I remember.
975
00:42:17,126 --> 00:42:19,168
[Lin] I beseech you, divine dragon.
976
00:42:19,751 --> 00:42:21,084
End our suffering.
977
00:42:21,168 --> 00:42:22,501
Our crops are dying.
978
00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:25,543
Could you please
grace us with a rainstorm?
979
00:42:26,751 --> 00:42:31,168
-[groans] We've been searching forever!
-What?
980
00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:33,168
Why aren't the "wanted" posters working?
981
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:36,334
But we put them up everywhere, Your Grace.
There's one.
982
00:42:36,418 --> 00:42:37,418
[Dragon King] Huh?
983
00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:39,709
What is this?
984
00:42:39,793 --> 00:42:43,126
I told you to draw the monkey, you dimwit!
985
00:42:43,209 --> 00:42:46,751
But, sire, monkeys are so much harder
to draw than sticks.
986
00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:49,376
-No, wait, wait!
-[yells] What the--
987
00:42:49,459 --> 00:42:52,876
[gasps] Divine Master of Weather.
Thank you for answering my call.
988
00:42:52,959 --> 00:42:55,959
How dare you, a mere mortal,
speak to his lordship.
989
00:42:56,043 --> 00:42:57,751
-Avert your eyes.
-[Lin] My apologies.
990
00:42:57,834 --> 00:42:59,834
We have no food here. No water.
991
00:42:59,918 --> 00:43:01,918
Could you please, please send us rain?
992
00:43:02,001 --> 00:43:06,209
Well, aren't you
a presumptuous little snack.
993
00:43:06,293 --> 00:43:07,376
Wait, please!
994
00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:11,251
I'll do anything. You must need something.
An assistant. A servant.
995
00:43:11,334 --> 00:43:12,834
A human servant? Ha!
996
00:43:12,918 --> 00:43:15,834
He already has
two perfectly good and trusted advisors.
997
00:43:15,918 --> 00:43:17,043
We carry his tub.
998
00:43:17,126 --> 00:43:18,543
[laughs] No!
999
00:43:18,626 --> 00:43:22,418
No. But perhaps our monkey would.
1000
00:43:22,501 --> 00:43:23,626
Monkey?
1001
00:43:23,709 --> 00:43:27,334
Would you lie for me? Get your paws dirty?
1002
00:43:27,418 --> 00:43:30,293
You'll have to be manipulative,
vicious, and cunning.
1003
00:43:30,376 --> 00:43:33,501
Do you have that in you,
you scrumptious, sweet little thing?
1004
00:43:33,584 --> 00:43:34,459
[Lin whimpers]
1005
00:43:34,543 --> 00:43:38,751
Because when you make a deal with me,
you follow through or…
1006
00:43:38,834 --> 00:43:39,793
[licks lips]
1007
00:43:39,876 --> 00:43:42,168
It's chapped lips for you! [laughs]
1008
00:43:42,251 --> 00:43:43,376
Benbo, he eats her.
1009
00:43:43,459 --> 00:43:46,168
Oh! Yeah, that too. [laughs]
1010
00:43:46,251 --> 00:43:47,793
Okay. I accept.
1011
00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:53,668
Befriend a certain monkey,
earn his trust, and take his stick.
1012
00:43:53,751 --> 00:43:55,709
When it's in my possession,
1013
00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:58,751
you'll get your rain.
1014
00:43:59,251 --> 00:44:01,501
He never lets the stick out of his sight.
1015
00:44:01,584 --> 00:44:03,293
The sooner it's in my grip,
1016
00:44:03,376 --> 00:44:05,834
the faster you'll get
your drip, drip, drip.
1017
00:44:05,918 --> 00:44:08,084
Well, now he's got me searching
this stolen book
1018
00:44:08,168 --> 00:44:10,918
for some Orchard of Everlasting Life.
1019
00:44:11,001 --> 00:44:14,626
He's still trying
to join the Immortal Ones? [laughs]
1020
00:44:14,709 --> 00:44:16,459
What a fool.
1021
00:44:16,543 --> 00:44:17,834
What should I do?
1022
00:44:17,918 --> 00:44:21,959
Hm. He wants
an enchanted peach now, does he?
1023
00:44:22,626 --> 00:44:28,418
Oh, well, I'll just have to put on
a little show and give him one. [laughs]
1024
00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:32,584
All you need to worry about
is getting him there.
1025
00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:36,626
[Lin yelps]
1026
00:44:36,709 --> 00:44:38,376
-[Monkey King grunts]
-[Lin screams]
1027
00:44:38,459 --> 00:44:42,001
You sure this is the right way
to get to that fancy peach orchard?
1028
00:44:42,084 --> 00:44:43,293
Yeah, definitely.
1029
00:44:43,376 --> 00:44:46,834
-[Monkey King grunts] Woo-hoo!
-[Lin] Do you have to go top speed?
1030
00:44:47,501 --> 00:44:50,168
This? Ha! Please.
1031
00:44:50,251 --> 00:44:52,334
-I'll show you top speed.
-No, no, no. I--
1032
00:44:52,918 --> 00:44:54,001
Hey!
1033
00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:59,251
Now, any personal assistant of mine
really needs to be in the moment.
1034
00:44:59,334 --> 00:45:00,168
Yeah, yeah.
1035
00:45:01,543 --> 00:45:04,876
You need to be more focused
and pay better attention.
1036
00:45:05,418 --> 00:45:06,251
[Lin screams]
1037
00:45:06,334 --> 00:45:08,501
[Lin grunts]
1038
00:45:09,543 --> 00:45:10,501
[Lin grunts]
1039
00:45:10,584 --> 00:45:11,751
[Lin panting]
1040
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:15,543
I need to know you'll always have my back.
1041
00:45:15,626 --> 00:45:17,376
Monkey!
1042
00:45:17,459 --> 00:45:18,293
[groans]
1043
00:45:18,376 --> 00:45:20,626
He's coming back. He's coming back.
1044
00:45:20,709 --> 00:45:23,209
[Monkey King] And my shoes
perfectly shined.
1045
00:45:23,293 --> 00:45:24,959
He's not coming back!
1046
00:45:25,043 --> 00:45:28,834
It's the attention to detail
that I value most.
1047
00:45:28,918 --> 00:45:30,043
Hee-yah!
1048
00:45:33,209 --> 00:45:34,293
[Stick murmurs]
1049
00:45:34,376 --> 00:45:38,126
Where to next? The hills? The desert?
1050
00:45:38,209 --> 00:45:40,209
[unsettling music plays]
1051
00:45:41,043 --> 00:45:42,418
Aw, man!
1052
00:45:42,501 --> 00:45:43,334
[sighs]
1053
00:45:43,834 --> 00:45:45,334
Trees.
1054
00:45:45,418 --> 00:45:48,751
So many trees.
1055
00:45:49,751 --> 00:45:54,001
I could've died peacefully in my village,
but, no!
1056
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,376
[gasps and whimpers]
1057
00:45:56,209 --> 00:45:59,334
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths, here I come.
1058
00:45:59,418 --> 00:46:02,459
♪ Who's the handsome hero
We love and adore? ♪
1059
00:46:02,543 --> 00:46:03,709
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1060
00:46:03,793 --> 00:46:05,168
Man, that's really catchy.
1061
00:46:05,251 --> 00:46:06,084
[groans]
1062
00:46:06,709 --> 00:46:07,626
Help!
1063
00:46:08,626 --> 00:46:10,918
[grunts and sighs]
1064
00:46:11,001 --> 00:46:12,918
[Lin screams]
1065
00:46:13,001 --> 00:46:14,001
[Lin groans]
1066
00:46:14,584 --> 00:46:16,334
-Where is she?
-[Lin screams]
1067
00:46:16,418 --> 00:46:20,209
Oh, there you are. Did you hear
any of my performance evaluation?
1068
00:46:20,293 --> 00:46:22,668
-[Stick murmurs]
-You are crazy!
1069
00:46:24,209 --> 00:46:26,334
And handsome.
1070
00:46:26,418 --> 00:46:29,001
If you're gonna be critical, be fair.
1071
00:46:30,126 --> 00:46:32,084
Places, everyone. Places!
1072
00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:33,668
Almost showtime.
1073
00:46:33,751 --> 00:46:35,543
Buzz for me, Babbo. Buzz!
1074
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,168
[groans] Must I, sire?
1075
00:46:37,251 --> 00:46:38,459
Come on. Sell it.
1076
00:46:38,543 --> 00:46:41,001
Look at my little stinger!
1077
00:46:41,084 --> 00:46:44,418
-I'm adorable!
-All right, Benbo, less is more.
1078
00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:46,334
He's never gonna buy this.
1079
00:46:46,418 --> 00:46:48,584
Does this look like
an enchanted peach garden?
1080
00:46:48,668 --> 00:46:51,751
If you believe it, so will your audience.
Here are the new sides.
1081
00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:54,709
Try not to step on each other's lines.
Keep the scene contained.
1082
00:46:54,793 --> 00:46:57,751
I only had time to poison one tree.
1083
00:46:57,834 --> 00:47:01,584
The toxin should take only a few moments
to knock him out cold.
1084
00:47:02,584 --> 00:47:06,084
Remember, the tree in the light
has the peach he should bite.
1085
00:47:06,168 --> 00:47:09,418
If it's hidden by night,
then the fruit isn't right. Got it?
1086
00:47:09,501 --> 00:47:12,876
Okay. If the tree is in light,
then, um, uh…
1087
00:47:12,959 --> 00:47:16,543
-It's the peach he should bite.
-Oh yeah. So definitely not that tree.
1088
00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,668
Yes, exactly that tree.
1089
00:47:19,751 --> 00:47:22,543
But that tree's not white.
It's more of a brown.
1090
00:47:22,626 --> 00:47:24,334
No, not the color!
1091
00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:26,334
I lit it up for you. See?
1092
00:47:28,418 --> 00:47:29,834
Still nothing?
1093
00:47:30,584 --> 00:47:32,043
So,
1094
00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:34,376
it's a glowing tree?
1095
00:47:34,459 --> 00:47:38,043
Exactly. Wow.
1096
00:47:38,126 --> 00:47:41,751
And once the monkey passes out,
I'll grab the stick and--
1097
00:47:41,834 --> 00:47:43,126
Oh, here they come.
1098
00:47:43,209 --> 00:47:47,668
Everybody back to one. Hit your marks.
And let's have some fun out there.
1099
00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:49,709
Whoopsie-daisy!
1100
00:47:50,209 --> 00:47:52,751
This one? No. That one.
1101
00:47:54,251 --> 00:47:59,001
Ugh. This peach grove looks kinda shabby.
Are you sure this is--
1102
00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:03,126
Oh yeah. One bite of the magical fruit,
and you get full immortality.
1103
00:48:03,209 --> 00:48:05,293
-Huh?
-[mysterious pipe music plays]
1104
00:48:09,043 --> 00:48:10,668
♪ Behold this magic garden ♪
1105
00:48:10,751 --> 00:48:12,543
♪ Full of magic nature ♪
1106
00:48:12,626 --> 00:48:14,876
♪ It's the Orchard of Everlasting Life ♪
1107
00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,793
♪ We are the magic guardians ♪
1108
00:48:16,876 --> 00:48:19,334
♪ And the pollinators
Of this magic orchard ♪
1109
00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:21,084
♪ Which is definitely real ♪
1110
00:48:21,168 --> 00:48:22,459
I don't know why,
1111
00:48:23,209 --> 00:48:24,334
but I like these guys.
1112
00:48:24,418 --> 00:48:26,459
Oh yeah, totally.
1113
00:48:26,543 --> 00:48:28,876
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Handsome, hairy stranger ♪
1114
00:48:28,959 --> 00:48:30,584
♪ We are the protectors ♪
1115
00:48:30,668 --> 00:48:32,834
♪ Of the nectar of immortality ♪
1116
00:48:32,918 --> 00:48:34,418
♪ We promise there's no danger ♪
1117
00:48:34,501 --> 00:48:35,584
♪ So eat a poison peach ♪
1118
00:48:35,668 --> 00:48:39,209
♪ I mean, the peaches that are juiciest
Are in that glowing tree ♪
1119
00:48:39,293 --> 00:48:40,918
[Benbo and Babbo buzz]
1120
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,126
♪ Hopefully ♪
1121
00:48:42,209 --> 00:48:43,251
Stand back.
1122
00:48:43,334 --> 00:48:44,668
[Benbo and Babbo buzz]
1123
00:48:47,543 --> 00:48:48,501
Hm.
1124
00:48:49,043 --> 00:48:52,084
I'm not feeling anything special.
1125
00:48:52,168 --> 00:48:53,793
Hey, do I look immortal?
1126
00:48:53,876 --> 00:48:56,918
-Hm, well--
-Or maybe it's the tree over here.
1127
00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:59,584
That's ridiculous.
The one in the light has the juiciest--
1128
00:48:59,668 --> 00:49:00,709
Stick to the pages!
1129
00:49:00,793 --> 00:49:04,376
Maybe it's this tree. The one in the dark.
That's the most delicious.
1130
00:49:04,459 --> 00:49:06,126
Hold it. Let me check.
1131
00:49:07,543 --> 00:49:09,793
Nope. Definitely not as juicy as the one--
1132
00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:10,959
Oh!
1133
00:49:11,043 --> 00:49:13,751
The tree in the dark…
1134
00:49:13,834 --> 00:49:16,459
Uh, what's wrong with this one?
1135
00:49:17,209 --> 00:49:21,918
…has the tastiest bark. [laughs]
1136
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,043
[Babbo groans]
1137
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,709
That seems suspicious.
1138
00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:27,168
No, no, no, no.
This is definitely the right tree.
1139
00:49:27,251 --> 00:49:28,459
-Eat it.
-No, you eat it.
1140
00:49:28,543 --> 00:49:30,709
-No, you eat it.
-No improv.
1141
00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:32,334
-You eat it first.
-You eat it.
1142
00:49:32,418 --> 00:49:35,001
-[Monkey King] You eat it.
-Come on. Just eat it. Yum.
1143
00:49:35,084 --> 00:49:37,418
How about at the same time?
1144
00:49:37,501 --> 00:49:40,043
Fine. Immortality, here I come.
1145
00:49:43,709 --> 00:49:44,709
I don't feel anything.
1146
00:49:44,793 --> 00:49:45,918
What?
1147
00:49:46,001 --> 00:49:48,751
Oh, wait. Maybe I do.
1148
00:49:49,584 --> 00:49:52,001
-[Benbo burps]
-[Monkey King giggles]
1149
00:49:52,084 --> 00:49:54,376
I feel good!
1150
00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,501
Me too!
1151
00:49:56,584 --> 00:49:58,584
Maybe you should just sit down.
1152
00:49:58,668 --> 00:50:02,709
Hey! Buzz off, lady, and mind your own…
1153
00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:04,584
Beeswax?
1154
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:05,501
No!
1155
00:50:06,001 --> 00:50:07,459
Beeswax.
1156
00:50:08,084 --> 00:50:10,126
-[Benbo grunts and snores]
-[Dragon King] Ugh!
1157
00:50:10,209 --> 00:50:13,918
Clear the stage. I'll take that stick.
Thank you very much.
1158
00:50:14,001 --> 00:50:15,709
-Hey, I know you.
-[Lin gasps]
1159
00:50:16,376 --> 00:50:20,793
Oh, your skin's all cleared up.
You are gorgy!
1160
00:50:20,876 --> 00:50:23,543
You must be from the Dang Dynasty!
1161
00:50:23,626 --> 00:50:26,043
Hey, hey, you gotta try
these peaches, man.
1162
00:50:26,126 --> 00:50:27,459
[Dragon King gulps]
1163
00:50:27,543 --> 00:50:28,459
You idiot!
1164
00:50:28,543 --> 00:50:31,043
Don't you realize what's in those
1165
00:50:31,709 --> 00:50:35,584
yummy, mouth-watering… [slurps]
1166
00:50:35,668 --> 00:50:38,209
Who wants to take a bath with me?
1167
00:50:38,293 --> 00:50:39,376
I do!
1168
00:50:39,459 --> 00:50:40,459
Yay!
1169
00:50:40,543 --> 00:50:43,459
[Monkey King] We're hot-tubbing
with the dragon!
1170
00:50:43,543 --> 00:50:45,668
[Dragon King] Everyone's gonna get crazy!
1171
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,251
[upbeat music plays]
1172
00:50:47,334 --> 00:50:50,584
[Dragon King] Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
1173
00:50:53,584 --> 00:50:54,709
Oh man!
1174
00:50:54,793 --> 00:50:57,001
I loved those guys!
1175
00:50:57,084 --> 00:50:59,626
[groans] Those… Those are good people.
1176
00:50:59,709 --> 00:51:03,293
But the two of you are my best friends.
1177
00:51:03,376 --> 00:51:06,084
No. No, no, no, no. We're not friends.
1178
00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:08,209
The three of us,
1179
00:51:08,918 --> 00:51:10,668
we're family.
1180
00:51:12,543 --> 00:51:14,043
[Stick hums]
1181
00:51:14,834 --> 00:51:17,834
What just… What just happened?
1182
00:51:17,918 --> 00:51:18,876
[gasps]
1183
00:51:18,959 --> 00:51:21,209
Dra… Uh, Dragon?
1184
00:51:21,793 --> 00:51:24,793
-[Dragon King] Whoop!
-[Lin growls]
1185
00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:28,209
Monkey?
1186
00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:29,834
[Monkey King snores]
1187
00:51:31,126 --> 00:51:32,168
You awake?
1188
00:51:32,751 --> 00:51:33,918
[Monkey King snores]
1189
00:51:34,001 --> 00:51:35,126
[Lin grunts]
1190
00:51:38,084 --> 00:51:38,959
[murmurs]
1191
00:51:39,459 --> 00:51:40,376
[laughs]
1192
00:51:40,459 --> 00:51:41,376
[Lin groans]
1193
00:51:43,376 --> 00:51:44,376
-Agh!
-Wait!
1194
00:51:44,459 --> 00:51:45,584
[Lin gasps and yells]
1195
00:51:45,668 --> 00:51:48,501
Did the peaches work?
Am I fully immortal now?
1196
00:51:49,043 --> 00:51:50,293
-Knock my head off.
-What?
1197
00:51:50,376 --> 00:51:54,251
Take my stick and whack me in the face.
It's all right. Come on, come on. Do it.
1198
00:51:54,334 --> 00:51:55,626
I won't even feel it.
1199
00:51:56,959 --> 00:52:01,043
-[groans] Fine. I'll do it myself, wuss.
-[Lin snarls]
1200
00:52:02,501 --> 00:52:03,334
Ow!
1201
00:52:03,834 --> 00:52:06,834
-Those peaches were defective.
-Maybe they're out of season.
1202
00:52:06,918 --> 00:52:10,501
-What? Our quest has failed, Stick.
-[Stick groans]
1203
00:52:10,584 --> 00:52:12,668
-[groans]
-You're still half-immortal.
1204
00:52:12,751 --> 00:52:14,334
I don't do half-things.
1205
00:52:14,418 --> 00:52:15,876
Yeah, I noticed.
1206
00:52:16,418 --> 00:52:17,668
[sighs]
1207
00:52:17,751 --> 00:52:21,209
This old geezer once told me
all the things I couldn't do.
1208
00:52:21,293 --> 00:52:22,668
That I'd wind up alone.
1209
00:52:25,584 --> 00:52:28,209
Yeah. "You'll never amount to anything."
1210
00:52:28,751 --> 00:52:31,876
I heard that all the time
back home. [sighs]
1211
00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:33,668
Wow.
1212
00:52:35,334 --> 00:52:36,584
Wish I could relate.
1213
00:52:36,668 --> 00:52:38,959
Well, thanks for your help.
1214
00:52:39,043 --> 00:52:41,251
-I mean, it was mostly me.
-You're leaving?
1215
00:52:41,334 --> 00:52:44,084
-It was nice knowing you, little girl.
-But no!
1216
00:52:44,168 --> 00:52:46,918
[grunts] Don't go.
You said we were family.
1217
00:52:47,001 --> 00:52:48,126
-No, I didn't.
-You did.
1218
00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:49,251
Doesn't sound like me.
1219
00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:52,084
-Well, you said it.
-That was just the peaches talking.
1220
00:52:52,168 --> 00:52:55,334
But you promised we'd do big things.
We can't give up now.
1221
00:52:55,418 --> 00:52:57,751
"We"? Who's this "we"?
1222
00:52:57,834 --> 00:52:59,834
I'm still gonna join the Immortal Ones.
1223
00:52:59,918 --> 00:53:02,084
-Just not with you.
-[Lin groans]
1224
00:53:02,168 --> 00:53:05,834
You know what? I'm starting to think
that wasn't even the real peach orchard.
1225
00:53:05,918 --> 00:53:07,084
What? [laughs awkwardly]
1226
00:53:07,168 --> 00:53:10,668
You think I… I deliberately
brought you to the wrong place?
1227
00:53:10,751 --> 00:53:13,293
L-L-Like some sort of…
Like some sort of trap?
1228
00:53:13,376 --> 00:53:15,043
You're saying I lied to you?
1229
00:53:15,126 --> 00:53:16,834
I'm not not saying it.
1230
00:53:16,918 --> 00:53:20,293
You know what? Go ahead.
Walk away. You're so selfish.
1231
00:53:20,376 --> 00:53:22,084
You only care about yourself.
1232
00:53:22,709 --> 00:53:26,418
-Well, no one else will.
-Ugh! 'Cause you won't let them.
1233
00:53:27,334 --> 00:53:31,293
Someday, you really will end up all alone.
1234
00:53:34,834 --> 00:53:36,126
[gentle music plays]
1235
00:53:39,418 --> 00:53:40,251
Hm.
1236
00:53:40,334 --> 00:53:45,709
-Hm.
-[Stick murmurs]
1237
00:53:45,793 --> 00:53:48,043
-What are you yapping on about?
-[Stick murmurs]
1238
00:53:48,126 --> 00:53:50,876
Who's that? Assistant, what does it say?
1239
00:53:50,959 --> 00:53:54,126
"An authority on everlasting life,
the royal sorceress, Wangmu,
1240
00:53:54,209 --> 00:53:59,501
can often be found in her laboratory
brewing her famous Elixir of Immortality."
1241
00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:03,668
We're back in the game!
One sip and they'll have to accept me.
1242
00:54:03,751 --> 00:54:05,793
Way to go, Stick! Mwah!
1243
00:54:07,043 --> 00:54:09,168
You too, Pebble. What are we waiting for?
1244
00:54:09,251 --> 00:54:12,668
-But that's in heaven.
-Monkey King reigns supreme!
1245
00:54:12,751 --> 00:54:18,084
[Lin yells]
1246
00:54:18,168 --> 00:54:19,876
Is that the Jade Palace?
1247
00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:21,376
Absolutely.
1248
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,584
-[Monkey King grunts]
-[Lin screams]
1249
00:54:23,668 --> 00:54:25,001
[exciting music plays]
1250
00:54:25,084 --> 00:54:26,793
-[Monkey King] Woo-hoo!
-What the--
1251
00:54:26,876 --> 00:54:28,459
[Lin screams]
1252
00:54:31,751 --> 00:54:33,084
[exciting music fades]
1253
00:54:35,001 --> 00:54:37,209
[Lin] There she is. Wangmu.
1254
00:54:37,293 --> 00:54:38,209
[Wangmu grunts]
1255
00:54:38,293 --> 00:54:39,584
The queen of heaven.
1256
00:54:39,668 --> 00:54:43,084
Yeah, whatever. Let's go make me immortal.
1257
00:54:43,168 --> 00:54:44,751
[Lin grunts and groans]
1258
00:54:44,834 --> 00:54:46,209
[Monkey King grunts]
1259
00:54:46,293 --> 00:54:48,376
[mysterious music plays]
1260
00:54:48,959 --> 00:54:50,168
[whimpers]
1261
00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:54,376
[Monkey King grunts]
1262
00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:55,334
Locked.
1263
00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:56,459
Oh!
1264
00:54:57,001 --> 00:54:58,501
[Monkey King laughs]
1265
00:54:58,584 --> 00:55:00,959
No. No, no, no! Monkey!
1266
00:55:01,626 --> 00:55:06,293
Somewhere in this room are the ingredients
for making the Elixir of Immortality.
1267
00:55:06,376 --> 00:55:09,418
-Guess I'll just have to taste everything.
-No. No. Wait.
1268
00:55:10,001 --> 00:55:12,126
-First thing we need is--
-Here goes nothing.
1269
00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:13,668
Hey, don't drink that.
1270
00:55:13,751 --> 00:55:16,584
-I'm just smelling it.
-[Lin] Don't smell anything.
1271
00:55:17,418 --> 00:55:18,501
[Stick murmurs]
1272
00:55:19,459 --> 00:55:20,418
Uh, Monkey?
1273
00:55:20,501 --> 00:55:22,293
-[Monkey King screeches]
-[Lin yelps]
1274
00:55:23,376 --> 00:55:24,626
[pots smash]
1275
00:55:24,709 --> 00:55:26,334
-Hey!
-[Monkey King laughs]
1276
00:55:26,418 --> 00:55:27,876
[Monkey King shrieks]
1277
00:55:28,418 --> 00:55:29,418
-[Lin gasps]
-Ooh.
1278
00:55:30,209 --> 00:55:32,793
Wha… Wha… Huh?
1279
00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:35,251
[Monkey King shrieks]
1280
00:55:36,543 --> 00:55:37,543
[Lin growls]
1281
00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:40,709
-[Monkey King laughs]
-Huh?
1282
00:55:40,793 --> 00:55:41,876
[Monkey King shrieks]
1283
00:55:44,626 --> 00:55:50,209
[Monkey King whimpers]
1284
00:55:52,293 --> 00:55:54,459
[whimpering continues]
1285
00:55:55,043 --> 00:55:57,459
[grunts] Okay, Lin. You got this.
1286
00:55:57,543 --> 00:56:00,918
Don't look back. Don't look back.
Don't… look… back.
1287
00:56:01,001 --> 00:56:02,584
[Monkey King bawls]
1288
00:56:02,668 --> 00:56:03,793
[Lin groans]
1289
00:56:05,001 --> 00:56:07,126
-[Monkey squeals]
-Oh! [laughs]
1290
00:56:09,584 --> 00:56:12,834
Aw, you're just a scared little monkey.
1291
00:56:12,918 --> 00:56:15,293
No friends. No family.
1292
00:56:16,001 --> 00:56:16,918
You are alone.
1293
00:56:17,001 --> 00:56:18,543
[Monkey King mewls]
1294
00:56:18,626 --> 00:56:20,626
[sad music plays]
1295
00:56:21,876 --> 00:56:23,126
Sorry, Monkey.
1296
00:56:23,834 --> 00:56:25,709
I can't fool around anymore.
1297
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,668
My people are counting on me.
1298
00:56:28,751 --> 00:56:31,251
[Monkey King whimpers]
1299
00:56:31,334 --> 00:56:32,668
Oh!
1300
00:56:33,334 --> 00:56:37,334
-Oh! Agh!
-Gee, why'd you trash this place?
1301
00:56:37,418 --> 00:56:38,918
-We're guests here.
-[Lin groans]
1302
00:56:39,001 --> 00:56:41,584
Show a little respect. Immortality Elixir?
1303
00:56:41,668 --> 00:56:44,043
Hello? Come on.
I'm not paying you to goof around.
1304
00:56:44,126 --> 00:56:45,543
Yeah. Uh-huh.
1305
00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:48,168
-We're not actually paying her, are we?
-[Stick hums]
1306
00:56:48,251 --> 00:56:51,001
Right. The first ingredient is…
1307
00:56:51,793 --> 00:56:54,126
There. A pinch of instant karma.
1308
00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:56,668
-Get mixing.
-[woman] Stealing from an old lady?
1309
00:56:56,751 --> 00:56:58,626
You have no honor.
1310
00:56:58,709 --> 00:56:59,918
-Uh-oh.
-[laughs]
1311
00:57:00,001 --> 00:57:01,334
First, I punish you.
1312
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,418
Then I shame you.
1313
00:57:03,501 --> 00:57:04,959
You can't shame me.
1314
00:57:05,668 --> 00:57:07,501
I have no shame.
1315
00:57:07,584 --> 00:57:10,876
And you have no exit.
1316
00:57:13,459 --> 00:57:15,418
Don't worry, kid. I'll take care of her.
1317
00:57:15,501 --> 00:57:18,834
Eat lightning, chimp! [laughs]
1318
00:57:18,918 --> 00:57:20,918
Immortality Elixir! Let's go!
1319
00:57:21,001 --> 00:57:22,209
[Monkey King grunts]
1320
00:57:22,293 --> 00:57:23,459
[Wangmu] Ha! [grunts]
1321
00:57:23,543 --> 00:57:26,209
A spoonful of chi. There! The blue jar.
1322
00:57:26,293 --> 00:57:28,084
A spoonful of chi coming up.
1323
00:57:28,168 --> 00:57:30,334
-[Wangmu grunts]
-[Lin gasps]
1324
00:57:30,418 --> 00:57:31,793
[exciting music plays]
1325
00:57:31,876 --> 00:57:35,293
-[Monkey King] What's next?
-A drop of moon essence. The green jar.
1326
00:57:35,376 --> 00:57:37,751
-Bad monkey!
-[Monkey King] On it.
1327
00:57:37,834 --> 00:57:39,293
Ha! Missed!
1328
00:57:39,376 --> 00:57:40,209
Yes!
1329
00:57:40,709 --> 00:57:41,626
Hee-yah!
1330
00:57:43,084 --> 00:57:44,501
-That's it.
-[Monkey] What else?
1331
00:57:44,584 --> 00:57:45,959
Last one. Nectar of peach.
1332
00:57:46,043 --> 00:57:47,834
Yes! Um…
1333
00:57:47,918 --> 00:57:49,668
-Yes!
-[Wangmu growls]
1334
00:57:49,751 --> 00:57:52,418
-Here you go.
-[Wangmu] This is going to sting!
1335
00:57:52,501 --> 00:57:54,626
[laughs]
1336
00:57:54,709 --> 00:58:00,001
You call yourself a god?
I'm so disappointed. What a bummer.
1337
00:58:00,626 --> 00:58:01,668
[Wangmu yells]
1338
00:58:01,751 --> 00:58:04,709
Um, it's stuck!
I-I need a spoon or chopsticks or--
1339
00:58:04,793 --> 00:58:07,043
-Stick, help her.
-[Stick yells]
1340
00:58:07,126 --> 00:58:08,793
-Perfect.
-[Monkey King] Ha ha!
1341
00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:10,876
[dramatic music plays]
1342
00:58:12,418 --> 00:58:13,543
I think I did it!
1343
00:58:13,626 --> 00:58:15,043
-Taste this. [grunts]
-Right.
1344
00:58:15,126 --> 00:58:16,584
Taste death!
1345
00:58:17,501 --> 00:58:19,709
Agh! No! [gasps]
1346
00:58:19,793 --> 00:58:22,001
That does it! [grunts]
1347
00:58:22,084 --> 00:58:25,001
[both grunt]
1348
00:58:26,251 --> 00:58:28,959
[Monkey King] Nice punch, Grandma!
1349
00:58:29,043 --> 00:58:32,584
Your friend's not here
to protect you now. [laughs]
1350
00:58:32,668 --> 00:58:35,084
Uh, we're not friends. I'm his assistant.
1351
00:58:35,168 --> 00:58:36,043
His what?
1352
00:58:36,126 --> 00:58:37,834
[screams] I'm just a pebble.
1353
00:58:39,251 --> 00:58:40,084
[Lin screams]
1354
00:58:40,168 --> 00:58:41,709
I'm only after his stick.
1355
00:58:41,793 --> 00:58:43,876
I need it to save my village
from a drought.
1356
00:58:43,959 --> 00:58:50,751
So, the thief's assistant
is also a thief. [laughs]
1357
00:58:50,834 --> 00:58:52,834
[Monkey King] Woo-hoo!
1358
00:58:52,918 --> 00:58:56,709
Take his stick and go!
The Jade Emperor will see you home.
1359
00:58:57,209 --> 00:58:59,418
[Lin grunts]
1360
00:58:59,918 --> 00:59:01,584
What are you going to do to him?
1361
00:59:01,668 --> 00:59:04,543
That selfish creature
doesn't care about you.
1362
00:59:04,626 --> 00:59:05,501
Run!
1363
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:06,459
[sighs]
1364
00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:08,001
[Wangmu] Ya!
1365
00:59:09,376 --> 00:59:11,001
[Monkey King yells]
1366
00:59:11,084 --> 00:59:13,376
Ha ha! Stick, where are you?
1367
00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:17,293
-Whoa!
-Back for more, Monkey?
1368
00:59:17,376 --> 00:59:19,751
-Uh-oh.
-[panting] Don't look back!
1369
00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:21,751
Don't look back! Don't look back.
1370
00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:23,876
[Monkey King screams in pain]
1371
00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:25,584
-[Wangmu laughs]
-No, not this time.
1372
00:59:25,668 --> 00:59:27,668
[Wangmu laughs]
1373
00:59:27,751 --> 00:59:30,251
Goodbye, mortal.
1374
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,251
Half-mortal.
1375
00:59:33,334 --> 00:59:34,918
[Monkey King groans]
1376
00:59:35,001 --> 00:59:39,918
You couldn't possibly think
you were worthy to take your place here
1377
00:59:40,001 --> 00:59:43,084
amongst us Immortal Ones.
1378
00:59:43,168 --> 00:59:46,543
[Wangmu laughs]
1379
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:47,834
That was fun.
1380
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:48,793
-[door opens]
-Huh?
1381
00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:50,043
-Monkey!
-Agh!
1382
00:59:50,126 --> 00:59:50,959
Agh!
1383
00:59:51,043 --> 00:59:53,084
[dramatic music plays]
1384
00:59:53,168 --> 00:59:54,376
What?
1385
00:59:55,251 --> 00:59:56,834
Oh ho ho!
1386
00:59:58,376 --> 01:00:01,126
I love it when people tell me
what I can't do.
1387
01:00:01,209 --> 01:00:02,168
[Wangmu grunts]
1388
01:00:02,251 --> 01:00:03,876
[Monkey King yells]
1389
01:00:04,376 --> 01:00:05,418
[laughs]
1390
01:00:05,501 --> 01:00:06,668
Whoa!
1391
01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,709
[laughs]
1392
01:00:08,793 --> 01:00:09,959
[gasps]
1393
01:00:10,043 --> 01:00:13,251
My lightning makes you stronger?
1394
01:00:13,334 --> 01:00:16,626
I'm immortal!
1395
01:00:16,709 --> 01:00:18,251
[Stick squeals excitedly]
1396
01:00:18,334 --> 01:00:20,751
And huge!
1397
01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:22,959
I'm one of you now.
1398
01:00:23,043 --> 01:00:26,001
You will never be one of us!
1399
01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:27,793
-Monkey!
-Who's gonna stop me?
1400
01:00:27,876 --> 01:00:33,501
I summon the Immortal Ones!
1401
01:00:33,584 --> 01:00:35,668
-I'm already here!
-[Lin] They're coming!
1402
01:00:35,751 --> 01:00:39,543
-We gotta get out of here!
-What are they gonna do? I can't die.
1403
01:00:39,626 --> 01:00:43,626
There are fates far worse than death.
1404
01:00:43,709 --> 01:00:45,293
We really should go now.
1405
01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:49,793
Bring 'em on! I am a god.
1406
01:00:49,876 --> 01:00:52,418
-Monkey!
-What? I'm busy!
1407
01:00:52,501 --> 01:00:53,793
Bet you can't catch me.
1408
01:00:55,501 --> 01:00:57,876
Monkey King!
1409
01:00:57,959 --> 01:00:58,876
[gasps]
1410
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,584
[Lin yells]
1411
01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:04,751
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
1412
01:01:05,251 --> 01:01:06,709
He's not coming!
1413
01:01:06,793 --> 01:01:09,126
[Lin yells]
1414
01:01:09,209 --> 01:01:10,376
[triumphant music plays]
1415
01:01:16,001 --> 01:01:17,751
[panting]
1416
01:01:17,834 --> 01:01:19,043
You came back
1417
01:01:19,959 --> 01:01:20,793
for me.
1418
01:01:20,876 --> 01:01:23,209
-What's your deal?
-You came back for me!
1419
01:01:23,293 --> 01:01:25,043
I so could've beaten that old lady.
1420
01:01:25,126 --> 01:01:27,418
-But you didn't because you care.
-No.
1421
01:01:27,501 --> 01:01:29,334
-Admit it. You care. Say it.
-No!
1422
01:01:29,418 --> 01:01:30,418
-Say, "I care."
-Never.
1423
01:01:30,501 --> 01:01:32,293
-Come on, admit it!
-I admit nothing!
1424
01:01:32,376 --> 01:01:34,251
He so cares about me.
1425
01:01:34,334 --> 01:01:35,584
-[Stick murmurs]
-I know!
1426
01:01:35,668 --> 01:01:40,126
He was all like,
"We're not family. You're a tiny pebble."
1427
01:01:40,209 --> 01:01:43,668
-And then he saves me! [laughs]
-[Stick laughs]
1428
01:01:43,751 --> 01:01:46,376
Are you two done?
'Cause I got to get to the Jade Palace.
1429
01:01:46,459 --> 01:01:49,084
-To do what?
-Defeat all the Immortal Ones.
1430
01:01:49,168 --> 01:01:52,334
Then I'll become their ruler,
the new king of heaven.
1431
01:01:52,418 --> 01:01:55,293
Wait. Are you sure? Sounds kinda crazy.
1432
01:01:55,376 --> 01:01:59,209
Yep! Whatever the Monkey King does,
he does big!
1433
01:01:59,293 --> 01:02:01,751
-And you won't ever stop?
-Not until the day I die.
1434
01:02:01,834 --> 01:02:04,293
-Which is?
-Never! I'm immortal!
1435
01:02:04,376 --> 01:02:06,668
My thirst for new challenges
will never end.
1436
01:02:06,751 --> 01:02:10,043
I'll never be satisfied.
I'll never be fulfilled.
1437
01:02:11,084 --> 01:02:15,293
Which, when I say it out loud,
sounds incredibly depressing.
1438
01:02:16,293 --> 01:02:18,876
Wow! Did I just curse myself?
1439
01:02:18,959 --> 01:02:20,043
[Stick groans]
1440
01:02:20,126 --> 01:02:23,709
Maybe defeating everyone
isn't always the answer.
1441
01:02:23,793 --> 01:02:26,751
Maybe you'd find happiness by,
1442
01:02:27,251 --> 01:02:29,834
I don't know, helping other people?
1443
01:02:29,918 --> 01:02:33,668
-That could be your new, uh, path.
-Hm.
1444
01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:37,084
Say you could save a starving village
by lending out the stick for--
1445
01:02:37,168 --> 01:02:38,126
My stick?
1446
01:02:38,209 --> 01:02:42,001
Okay. How about I rip off my tail
and give that away too? I mean, come on.
1447
01:02:42,084 --> 01:02:43,918
You could save the lives of so many.
1448
01:02:44,001 --> 01:02:45,251
Hard pass.
1449
01:02:45,334 --> 01:02:47,959
Me and Stick
are meant for way bigger things.
1450
01:02:48,043 --> 01:02:50,584
You wanna be happy, you help people.
1451
01:02:50,668 --> 01:02:52,751
You can do great things.
1452
01:02:52,834 --> 01:02:54,459
I'm just a mortal.
1453
01:02:55,584 --> 01:02:58,834
You're the only mortal I know
who's gone to hell and heaven in one day.
1454
01:02:58,918 --> 01:03:02,334
That wasn't my accomplishment.
That was you.
1455
01:03:02,918 --> 01:03:06,334
When we were in hell, I read my scroll.
1456
01:03:06,418 --> 01:03:09,459
It said, "Lin, common peasant girl."
1457
01:03:09,543 --> 01:03:12,751
"Tried to make a difference. Never did."
1458
01:03:13,918 --> 01:03:16,626
[sighs] Does it have to end that way?
1459
01:03:18,418 --> 01:03:19,543
I don't know. Who's Lin?
1460
01:03:21,001 --> 01:03:21,834
I'm Lin.
1461
01:03:21,918 --> 01:03:25,626
Oh! Hey, Lin. Monkey King.
Nice to meet ya.
1462
01:03:25,709 --> 01:03:26,668
Pleasure.
1463
01:03:26,751 --> 01:03:29,834
Buck up, Lin. No one thought
I could make a difference, right?
1464
01:03:29,918 --> 01:03:32,543
But now look at me. The original outsider.
1465
01:03:32,626 --> 01:03:34,168
Fully immortal!
1466
01:03:34,251 --> 01:03:35,709
So don't let anyone,
1467
01:03:35,793 --> 01:03:38,209
god, demon, old monkeys,
1468
01:03:38,293 --> 01:03:40,459
challenge you or stand in your way.
1469
01:03:40,543 --> 01:03:41,918
You want something,
1470
01:03:42,001 --> 01:03:43,251
don't ask.
1471
01:03:43,334 --> 01:03:44,751
-Just take it.
-[Stick grunts]
1472
01:03:51,959 --> 01:03:53,709
-I've got a challenge.
-Go on.
1473
01:03:53,793 --> 01:03:55,459
-It's a big one.
-I'm listening.
1474
01:03:55,543 --> 01:04:00,084
How long do you think an immortal monkey
can hold his breath under that water?
1475
01:04:00,168 --> 01:04:01,709
Interesting.
1476
01:04:02,293 --> 01:04:03,168
I dunno.
1477
01:04:03,251 --> 01:04:04,959
Two, three
1478
01:04:05,043 --> 01:04:06,501
years! [inhales deeply]
1479
01:04:08,334 --> 01:04:10,001
-[Stick murmurs]
-[Lin grunts]
1480
01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:15,251
[strains]
1481
01:04:16,209 --> 01:04:18,209
[soft music plays]
1482
01:04:27,043 --> 01:04:30,376
Don't be sad. You've done good, girl.
1483
01:04:30,459 --> 01:04:32,709
Go home. Your storm is coming.
1484
01:04:32,793 --> 01:04:34,376
[Babbo and Benbo laugh]
1485
01:04:35,376 --> 01:04:37,543
[soft music continues]
1486
01:04:44,209 --> 01:04:45,043
[Lin grunts]
1487
01:04:46,918 --> 01:04:49,501
Ah, I wasn't gonna make you wait
the whole three.
1488
01:04:50,251 --> 01:04:52,293
Forget it. Come on.
Grab Stick, and we'll--
1489
01:04:53,251 --> 01:04:55,126
-Where's Stick?
-I had no choice.
1490
01:04:55,209 --> 01:04:57,084
-He just needs to borrow it.
-Borrow it?
1491
01:04:57,168 --> 01:04:59,376
-Where did you get that?
-The Dragon King just--
1492
01:04:59,459 --> 01:05:01,001
Dragon King?
1493
01:05:01,084 --> 01:05:03,043
My village is dying.
1494
01:05:03,126 --> 01:05:05,251
My family is dying.
1495
01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:07,001
The Dragon King can help them.
1496
01:05:07,084 --> 01:05:10,293
I trusted you, Lin. I saved you.
1497
01:05:10,376 --> 01:05:13,793
I saved you first.
And I asked for your help.
1498
01:05:13,876 --> 01:05:17,334
You said if I want something,
don't ask. Just take it.
1499
01:05:17,418 --> 01:05:19,376
-That's what you said.
-[Monkey King growls]
1500
01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:21,334
I had to do it.
1501
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:23,043
Ha! [yells]
1502
01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:25,126
[dramatic music plays]
1503
01:05:26,543 --> 01:05:28,918
[Dragon King laughs]
1504
01:05:29,001 --> 01:05:30,459
[dramatic music continues]
1505
01:05:31,376 --> 01:05:33,793
Well, hello, you.
1506
01:05:33,876 --> 01:05:35,293
That stick belongs to me!
1507
01:05:35,376 --> 01:05:38,793
Stickipoo here had a momentary fling,
1508
01:05:38,876 --> 01:05:41,376
but now he's come home.
1509
01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:46,626
In fact, he'll be the guest of honor
at my celebration tonight.
1510
01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:48,626
Invite only.
1511
01:05:48,709 --> 01:05:52,834
And a warm thanks to you
for the help, my child.
1512
01:05:52,918 --> 01:05:56,626
Tell your village the drought is over.
1513
01:05:57,126 --> 01:05:59,168
It's all over.
1514
01:05:59,834 --> 01:06:02,168
For you, your people,
1515
01:06:02,251 --> 01:06:04,834
and the entire world!
1516
01:06:04,918 --> 01:06:06,918
[Dragon King laughs maniacally]
1517
01:06:08,293 --> 01:06:09,251
The world?
1518
01:06:10,084 --> 01:06:11,751
No, we have to stop him.
1519
01:06:11,834 --> 01:06:14,376
-You betrayed me!
-I had no choice.
1520
01:06:15,001 --> 01:06:19,043
-We're still family, right?
-I have no family.
1521
01:06:19,126 --> 01:06:21,459
-I'll help you get Stick back.
-Help me?
1522
01:06:21,543 --> 01:06:24,584
You? An insignificant pebble?
1523
01:06:24,668 --> 01:06:27,501
This monkey heroes alone!
1524
01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:28,709
[Lin gasps]
1525
01:06:29,793 --> 01:06:31,209
[Lin yelps]
1526
01:06:32,543 --> 01:06:34,876
-[suspenseful music plays]
-[Monkey King grunts]
1527
01:06:36,501 --> 01:06:38,459
I'll show you crazy.
1528
01:06:38,543 --> 01:06:39,751
Monkey!
1529
01:06:40,668 --> 01:06:42,334
But he destroyed my home.
1530
01:06:42,418 --> 01:06:47,709
Oh, Wangmu, if you can't stop
a little monkey from smashing your roof--
1531
01:06:47,793 --> 01:06:48,709
[Jade Emperor yelps]
1532
01:06:50,501 --> 01:06:51,793
[Babbo] Coming to the stage…
1533
01:06:51,876 --> 01:06:55,834
[Benbo] To finally kick off
his world domination tour…
1534
01:06:55,918 --> 01:06:56,959
He's flashy.
1535
01:06:57,043 --> 01:06:58,376
He's splashy.
1536
01:06:58,459 --> 01:07:00,334
But don't mention his rashy.
1537
01:07:00,418 --> 01:07:03,668
[Benbo] Put your fins
and tentacles together for…
1538
01:07:03,751 --> 01:07:06,834
[Babbo and Benbo] The Dragon King!
1539
01:07:06,918 --> 01:07:08,501
[cool jazz music plays]
1540
01:07:14,876 --> 01:07:19,043
♪ Feeling weary, well, you oughta
'Cause dwelling underwater isn't swell ♪
1541
01:07:19,126 --> 01:07:20,043
♪ Trust me, I know ♪
1542
01:07:20,126 --> 01:07:23,834
♪ You see, since birth
I have fought a dermatology disorder ♪
1543
01:07:23,918 --> 01:07:26,876
♪ That has caused me sadness
And woe, woe, woe ♪
1544
01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:29,751
♪ Whenever other kids saw me
Under the sun's rays ♪
1545
01:07:29,834 --> 01:07:33,126
♪ In no time, they'd be calling me
A freak or a raisin ♪
1546
01:07:33,209 --> 01:07:35,709
♪ So I resigned myself
To being left behind ♪
1547
01:07:35,793 --> 01:07:38,584
♪ Forever livin' in the H2O ♪
1548
01:07:39,293 --> 01:07:42,501
♪ But since then I've realized ♪
1549
01:07:42,584 --> 01:07:45,251
♪ There's nothing wrong
With being moisturized ♪
1550
01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:48,459
♪ Why should I stay below the shore? ♪
1551
01:07:48,543 --> 01:07:50,959
♪ Second-rate and inferior ♪
1552
01:07:51,043 --> 01:07:56,834
♪ To the air-breathing
Land-walking sun kissers I despise? ♪
1553
01:07:56,918 --> 01:08:00,334
♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪
1554
01:08:00,418 --> 01:08:02,709
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1555
01:08:02,793 --> 01:08:06,168
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1556
01:08:06,251 --> 01:08:07,918
♪ He's taking the world by storm ♪
1557
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:08,918
Yes, I am!
1558
01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:12,418
♪ For years, this un-phibian demon's
Been rehearsing a scheme ♪
1559
01:08:12,501 --> 01:08:15,168
♪ Now stand back
'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪
1560
01:08:15,251 --> 01:08:20,168
♪ And nobody will deny my power
When I take the world by storm ♪
1561
01:08:21,376 --> 01:08:24,209
-♪ No more sunshine, no more flowers ♪
-♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪
1562
01:08:24,293 --> 01:08:27,126
-♪ Only endless power showers ♪
-♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪
1563
01:08:27,209 --> 01:08:30,126
[Dragon King] ♪ No more groundhogs
Or earthworms ♪
1564
01:08:30,209 --> 01:08:32,959
♪ And no more ruined frizzy perms ♪
1565
01:08:33,043 --> 01:08:36,084
♪ No more islands, no more nations ♪
1566
01:08:36,168 --> 01:08:39,293
♪ No more rain-checked invitations ♪
1567
01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:42,209
♪ No more sadness, no more crying ♪
1568
01:08:42,293 --> 01:08:44,584
♪ No more failed auditions ♪
1569
01:08:44,668 --> 01:08:47,418
♪ Drying up on the big final ♪
1570
01:08:47,501 --> 01:08:50,043
[voice cracks] ♪ Note ♪
1571
01:08:51,626 --> 01:08:56,251
♪ Ever again ♪
1572
01:08:56,334 --> 01:08:58,959
♪ So watch me rise up ♪
1573
01:08:59,043 --> 01:09:01,709
♪ Open the skies up ♪
1574
01:09:01,793 --> 01:09:05,126
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1575
01:09:06,668 --> 01:09:08,751
♪ I'm the top dragon ♪
1576
01:09:08,834 --> 01:09:10,876
♪ And he ain't braggin' ♪
1577
01:09:10,959 --> 01:09:15,334
♪ No, I'm taking the world by storm ♪
1578
01:09:16,126 --> 01:09:18,834
♪ Fortune favors the brave ♪
1579
01:09:18,918 --> 01:09:21,126
♪ So, baby, I'm making waves ♪
1580
01:09:21,709 --> 01:09:26,793
♪ So big they'll become the norm ♪
1581
01:09:27,668 --> 01:09:29,584
♪ So watch me rise up ♪
1582
01:09:29,668 --> 01:09:30,918
♪ Our king will reign ♪
1583
01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:33,418
-[Dragon King] ♪ Open the skies up ♪
-♪ He's makin' it rain ♪
1584
01:09:33,501 --> 01:09:38,709
♪ And take the whole dried world ♪
1585
01:09:38,793 --> 01:09:45,293
♪ By storm ♪
1586
01:09:46,501 --> 01:09:48,376
-[villagers scream]
-[Dragon King laughs]
1587
01:09:48,459 --> 01:09:52,209
Salutations, dry-landers!
1588
01:09:52,293 --> 01:09:55,293
Who wants the honor of drowning first?
1589
01:09:55,376 --> 01:09:56,584
-[Monkey King] Flaky!
-Huh?
1590
01:09:56,668 --> 01:09:58,751
Where's my Stick?
1591
01:09:59,418 --> 01:10:03,918
I believe I said invite only!
1592
01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:06,251
[Monkey King gasps and yells]
1593
01:10:07,209 --> 01:10:08,168
What do we do now?
1594
01:10:08,251 --> 01:10:11,251
I am the mighty Dragon King,
1595
01:10:11,334 --> 01:10:13,751
world-flooder, man-slayer--
1596
01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:15,626
Monkey punching-bag!
1597
01:10:15,709 --> 01:10:17,001
-Huh?
-[Monkey King] Woo-hoo!
1598
01:10:17,084 --> 01:10:18,459
-Stop it!
-Yeah!
1599
01:10:19,334 --> 01:10:20,543
Knock it off!
1600
01:10:20,626 --> 01:10:21,751
[exciting music plays]
1601
01:10:21,834 --> 01:10:23,126
Monkey!
1602
01:10:23,209 --> 01:10:24,668
[Dragon King grunts] Stop!
1603
01:10:24,751 --> 01:10:26,626
-[child yells]
-[Dragon King] Stop!
1604
01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:29,501
-[Lin] I got ya. Head for high ground!
-[child] Mama!
1605
01:10:29,584 --> 01:10:31,668
Everybody, get to the top of the hill!
1606
01:10:31,751 --> 01:10:33,168
[exciting music plays]
1607
01:10:33,251 --> 01:10:35,126
-[Monkey King yells]
-[Dragon King grunts]
1608
01:10:35,209 --> 01:10:36,834
[Monkey King yells]
1609
01:10:36,918 --> 01:10:38,251
[laughs]
1610
01:10:39,209 --> 01:10:41,459
Hm. [grunts]
1611
01:10:41,543 --> 01:10:44,168
[Monkey King clones groan]
1612
01:10:44,251 --> 01:10:46,043
[Dragon King laughs]
1613
01:10:46,709 --> 01:10:48,501
Stop wrecking my clones!
1614
01:10:48,584 --> 01:10:52,709
-Monkey! You're not alone. I can help you!
-[Monkey King snarls]
1615
01:10:53,668 --> 01:10:54,793
Hee-yah!
1616
01:10:55,459 --> 01:10:57,793
[Dragon King groans] Gotcha!
1617
01:10:57,876 --> 01:10:59,626
-Hm?
-[Monkey King laughs]
1618
01:10:59,709 --> 01:11:02,501
-[dramatic music plays]
-Why won't you die?
1619
01:11:02,584 --> 01:11:04,543
I'm immortal, dummy!
1620
01:11:04,626 --> 01:11:05,668
How?
1621
01:11:05,751 --> 01:11:08,584
Those peaches were fake!
1622
01:11:08,668 --> 01:11:09,959
-[Lin] Dragon!
-What?
1623
01:11:10,043 --> 01:11:11,918
-Your Majesty!
-What?
1624
01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:15,543
[Lin] Spare my poor village,
and I'll tell you his weakness.
1625
01:11:17,251 --> 01:11:18,418
Agreed.
1626
01:11:18,501 --> 01:11:21,251
Lightning. It's the only thing
that can defeat him.
1627
01:11:21,334 --> 01:11:23,459
[Dragon King laughs]
1628
01:11:23,543 --> 01:11:25,376
Fry him up. No one'll miss him.
1629
01:11:25,459 --> 01:11:27,459
-[Monkey King yells]
-[Dragon King laughs]
1630
01:11:28,209 --> 01:11:31,459
-Jia you! Jia you!
-[Monkey King grunts]
1631
01:11:32,001 --> 01:11:33,001
[Dragon King] Ya!
1632
01:11:36,293 --> 01:11:38,293
[mysterious music plays]
1633
01:11:45,334 --> 01:11:50,209
[Stick hums]
1634
01:11:50,293 --> 01:11:52,126
[soft music plays]
1635
01:11:52,834 --> 01:11:55,084
-Stick?
-[Stick hums]
1636
01:11:55,168 --> 01:11:56,959
[soft music continues]
1637
01:11:59,293 --> 01:12:01,334
[uplifting music plays]
1638
01:12:02,168 --> 01:12:05,043
[Babbo] Oh no, not again!
1639
01:12:05,626 --> 01:12:08,293
-I missed you so much.
-[Stick murmurs]
1640
01:12:09,834 --> 01:12:11,626
[Dragon King laughs maniacally]
1641
01:12:11,709 --> 01:12:15,043
Thanks for the assist, child.
1642
01:12:15,126 --> 01:12:16,709
I'm not your assistant!
1643
01:12:16,793 --> 01:12:19,334
[Stick murmurs]
1644
01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:20,376
I'm his.
1645
01:12:20,459 --> 01:12:21,459
What?
1646
01:12:21,543 --> 01:12:22,751
Hee-yah!
1647
01:12:22,834 --> 01:12:24,834
[dramatic music plays]
1648
01:12:29,334 --> 01:12:30,793
[Monkey King] Hi-yah!
1649
01:12:31,918 --> 01:12:33,251
[Dragon King laughs]
1650
01:12:34,834 --> 01:12:35,793
[Dragon King grunts]
1651
01:12:35,876 --> 01:12:37,876
[dramatic music continues]
1652
01:12:38,543 --> 01:12:39,543
[Monkey King] Ha!
1653
01:12:40,043 --> 01:12:41,251
Oh ho!
1654
01:12:41,918 --> 01:12:43,376
[Dragon King groans]
1655
01:12:43,459 --> 01:12:46,001
This is so twisted!
1656
01:12:46,084 --> 01:12:47,459
[Monkey King and Stick laugh]
1657
01:12:47,959 --> 01:12:49,126
[Monkey King grunts]
1658
01:12:49,209 --> 01:12:52,543
[Dragon King] Oh! [yelps]
1659
01:12:53,084 --> 01:12:53,918
Hee-yah!
1660
01:12:54,709 --> 01:12:56,793
[Dragon King yells in pain]
1661
01:12:56,876 --> 01:12:58,876
[dramatic music continues]
1662
01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,043
Yes! That's it! Wring him out!
1663
01:13:02,709 --> 01:13:04,501
[Dragon King] No! No. No.
1664
01:13:05,668 --> 01:13:06,626
Monkey?
1665
01:13:06,709 --> 01:13:08,418
[dramatic music continues]
1666
01:13:08,501 --> 01:13:09,543
[Monkey King yells]
1667
01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:11,084
[Dragon King groans]
1668
01:13:11,168 --> 01:13:13,334
[dramatic music continues]
1669
01:13:13,418 --> 01:13:15,668
Okay, you can have the stick!
1670
01:13:15,751 --> 01:13:19,543
How about I get custody just on weekends?
1671
01:13:22,876 --> 01:13:23,751
[Monkey King yells]
1672
01:13:24,376 --> 01:13:25,668
[Dragon King squeals]
1673
01:13:25,751 --> 01:13:26,834
Are we fired?
1674
01:13:26,918 --> 01:13:28,834
Oh yeah, we need a new career.
1675
01:13:29,834 --> 01:13:31,959
You did it. You defeated the Dragon King--
1676
01:13:32,043 --> 01:13:35,043
Monkey King reigns supreme!
1677
01:13:35,126 --> 01:13:36,043
Uh-oh.
1678
01:13:36,126 --> 01:13:38,126
Sir, you, uh…
1679
01:13:38,209 --> 01:13:39,376
[sighs] What is it now?
1680
01:13:39,459 --> 01:13:40,709
You're next.
1681
01:13:40,793 --> 01:13:41,918
[Jade Emperor] Whoa!
1682
01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:44,043
[suspenseful music plays]
1683
01:13:44,126 --> 01:13:45,168
[Jade Emperor yelps]
1684
01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:47,793
[Jade Emperor] This has gone too far.
1685
01:13:47,876 --> 01:13:51,709
Hand me the Royal Horn of Desperation.
1686
01:13:51,793 --> 01:13:54,168
But the Buddha said
to let him find his own way.
1687
01:13:54,251 --> 01:13:57,043
[scoffs] The Buddha speaks in riddles.
No one understands him.
1688
01:13:57,126 --> 01:13:59,959
[horn trumpets]
1689
01:14:00,793 --> 01:14:03,043
[yelling]
1690
01:14:03,126 --> 01:14:05,501
-[Stick murmurs]
-[Wangmu laughs]
1691
01:14:05,584 --> 01:14:06,626
[Yama yells]
1692
01:14:07,959 --> 01:14:08,918
[Yama growls]
1693
01:14:09,001 --> 01:14:10,459
This ends now!
1694
01:14:10,543 --> 01:14:12,293
Monkey!
1695
01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:15,834
You shall spend your immortality alone,
1696
01:14:15,918 --> 01:14:18,959
reflecting on your crimes.
1697
01:14:19,043 --> 01:14:20,501
My crimes?
1698
01:14:20,584 --> 01:14:23,168
You could have accepted me.
1699
01:14:23,251 --> 01:14:28,001
Now I will reign supreme over all of you!
1700
01:14:29,543 --> 01:14:31,043
Hee-yah!
1701
01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:32,751
[Monkey King yells]
1702
01:14:32,834 --> 01:14:35,793
-[Wangmu gasps]
-[Monkey King laughs]
1703
01:14:38,959 --> 01:14:40,251
[Monkey King laughs]
1704
01:14:41,001 --> 01:14:42,376
Monkey! Stop!
1705
01:14:42,459 --> 01:14:43,918
[Yama and Wangmu yelp]
1706
01:14:46,376 --> 01:14:49,168
-[Yama] Monkey!
-[Monkey King laughs]
1707
01:14:49,251 --> 01:14:50,834
Monkey! Monkey!
1708
01:14:50,918 --> 01:14:53,376
-[Stick murmurs]
-[Monkey King growls]
1709
01:14:53,459 --> 01:14:55,126
It's me! It's Lin!
1710
01:14:55,209 --> 01:14:57,918
-[Monkey King growls]
-Please, you have to stop.
1711
01:14:58,001 --> 01:14:59,918
[laughs maniacally]
1712
01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,918
-[Lin yelps]
-[maniacal laughter continues]
1713
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:08,001
[Monkey King yells]
1714
01:15:08,084 --> 01:15:09,834
No, Monkey!
1715
01:15:09,918 --> 01:15:12,376
[laughs maniacally]
1716
01:15:12,459 --> 01:15:16,501
♪ Who's the giant primate
Who is making a mess? Monkey King! ♪
1717
01:15:16,584 --> 01:15:20,126
I did this. I let this happen.
1718
01:15:26,459 --> 01:15:27,459
[gasps]
1719
01:15:31,543 --> 01:15:32,501
Buddha?
1720
01:15:36,043 --> 01:15:37,376
[Monkey King] ♪ Monkey King! ♪
1721
01:15:37,459 --> 01:15:39,751
♪ Who can swing around
The biggest stick… ♪
1722
01:15:39,834 --> 01:15:41,876
Please, he's not evil.
1723
01:15:41,959 --> 01:15:44,834
-[Monkey King laughs]
-[Lin] He has goodness inside him.
1724
01:15:44,918 --> 01:15:46,543
He does care.
1725
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:51,001
[Buddha] Then help him find his way.
1726
01:15:56,001 --> 01:15:58,418
[Lin] What's happening?
1727
01:16:00,709 --> 01:16:03,293
[Buddha] Enlighten him.
1728
01:16:03,376 --> 01:16:06,001
What? But how do I do that?
1729
01:16:06,501 --> 01:16:08,668
Monkey King, stop!
1730
01:16:09,668 --> 01:16:11,043
Oh, whoa.
1731
01:16:11,959 --> 01:16:14,834
[deep voice] Monkey King, stop!
1732
01:16:15,834 --> 01:16:16,751
Buddha?
1733
01:16:16,834 --> 01:16:19,293
Monkey King is my old title.
1734
01:16:19,376 --> 01:16:22,668
You will address me as the Great Sage,
1735
01:16:22,751 --> 01:16:25,043
equal of heaven!
1736
01:16:25,126 --> 01:16:28,626
How can we show him
he's not the center of the universe?
1737
01:16:30,626 --> 01:16:36,876
I got it! [deep voice] I have
a challenge for you, Great Sage.
1738
01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:38,334
Not interested!
1739
01:16:39,168 --> 01:16:42,293
-What is it?
-[Lin as Buddha] Something worthy of you.
1740
01:16:43,001 --> 01:16:45,376
The ultimate challenge.
1741
01:16:45,459 --> 01:16:47,459
[mysterious music plays]
1742
01:16:53,668 --> 01:16:54,709
What gives?
1743
01:16:54,793 --> 01:17:01,209
[Lin as Buddha] If you are powerful enough
to leap from my palm,
1744
01:17:01,293 --> 01:17:06,959
the kingdom of heaven
will be yours to rule.
1745
01:17:07,043 --> 01:17:08,876
Hang on. What did he just say?
1746
01:17:08,959 --> 01:17:15,376
[deep voice] But if you fail,
you will do a long penance here on Earth.
1747
01:17:15,459 --> 01:17:18,834
Please. Too easy! [laughs]
1748
01:17:18,918 --> 01:17:20,709
I just have to leave your hand?
1749
01:17:20,793 --> 01:17:25,418
You're on, but you're gonna feel
pretty foolish in about two sec…
1750
01:17:25,501 --> 01:17:26,334
Cloud jump!
1751
01:17:26,418 --> 01:17:28,376
[exciting music plays]
1752
01:17:29,168 --> 01:17:31,459
-[cat yelps]
-I really hate that monkey.
1753
01:17:31,543 --> 01:17:33,084
[Monkey King laughs]
1754
01:17:34,084 --> 01:17:36,084
[exciting music continues]
1755
01:17:41,751 --> 01:17:43,584
Woo-hoo!
1756
01:17:43,668 --> 01:17:45,334
[exciting music continues]
1757
01:17:51,293 --> 01:17:52,459
Whoa!
1758
01:17:52,543 --> 01:17:55,501
This is the edge of the universe, Stick!
1759
01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:57,751
-[Stick squeals]
-[Monkey King] I rule!
1760
01:17:57,834 --> 01:17:59,834
-[Monkey King laughs]
-[Stick murmurs]
1761
01:17:59,918 --> 01:18:02,334
Yeah, I totally should.
Just to prove I was here.
1762
01:18:04,501 --> 01:18:08,459
Ha ha! And now to make my other mark.
1763
01:18:09,293 --> 01:18:12,626
-[Monkey King sighs]
-[Lin as Buddha] Stop that, Monkey.
1764
01:18:12,709 --> 01:18:14,626
Uh, the Great Sage.
1765
01:18:14,709 --> 01:18:16,293
-[rumbling]
-[Monkey King gasps]
1766
01:18:16,376 --> 01:18:18,293
Whoa! Agh!
1767
01:18:18,376 --> 01:18:19,876
[Monkey King yells]
1768
01:18:19,959 --> 01:18:21,793
[Stick groans]
1769
01:18:21,876 --> 01:18:23,459
[Monkey King yells] Ha!
1770
01:18:23,543 --> 01:18:28,376
[Lin as Buddha] You never
left my hand, Monkey King.
1771
01:18:29,376 --> 01:18:32,834
Wait a second. No! No.
No, no, no, no, no! No! No!
1772
01:18:32,918 --> 01:18:35,834
Whatever just happened,
that's cheating! Do-over!
1773
01:18:35,918 --> 01:18:38,501
Hard pass.
1774
01:18:38,584 --> 01:18:40,084
-Pebble?
-[Lin laughs]
1775
01:18:40,168 --> 01:18:43,751
-Are you even supposed to be in there?
-Absolutely not. Isn't it great?
1776
01:18:43,834 --> 01:18:46,626
You tricked me! Not fair!
That's two against one.
1777
01:18:46,709 --> 01:18:49,043
I'm sorry.
This is the only way to help you.
1778
01:18:49,126 --> 01:18:52,251
Stop! No, no, no, no, no! No! [strains]
1779
01:18:52,334 --> 01:18:53,209
[Stick groans]
1780
01:18:53,293 --> 01:18:54,543
No! Stick!
1781
01:18:57,168 --> 01:18:58,168
Well, guess what?
1782
01:18:58,251 --> 01:19:01,751
[grunts] This is so exactly
what I wanted to happen.
1783
01:19:01,834 --> 01:19:04,793
Told you, you'd feel foolish. Ha ha.
1784
01:19:04,876 --> 01:19:06,293
Agh! Whoa!
1785
01:19:06,376 --> 01:19:07,584
[Monkey King strains]
1786
01:19:07,668 --> 01:19:08,709
[loud crash]
1787
01:19:08,793 --> 01:19:10,501
[Buddha] Monkey King,
1788
01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:17,001
you are now on the path
of meditation and self-reflection.
1789
01:19:17,084 --> 01:19:19,168
I was born from a rock, you know?
1790
01:19:19,251 --> 01:19:23,584
This is where I thrive!
Monkey King reigns supreme! [strains]
1791
01:19:23,668 --> 01:19:27,376
[Buddha] When you awake to nothingness,
1792
01:19:27,459 --> 01:19:31,709
you will have found your way.
1793
01:19:32,418 --> 01:19:34,418
[Monkey King panting]
1794
01:19:35,251 --> 01:19:37,376
Awake to nothingness.
1795
01:19:38,126 --> 01:19:39,668
Whatever that means.
1796
01:19:42,084 --> 01:19:44,084
I'll think about it.
1797
01:19:46,418 --> 01:19:48,793
[gentle music plays]
1798
01:19:52,501 --> 01:19:56,668
He's just a little monkey
looking for a place to belong.
1799
01:19:56,751 --> 01:20:00,293
[Buddha] The Monkey King's scroll
1800
01:20:00,376 --> 01:20:03,418
is still to be written.
1801
01:20:04,043 --> 01:20:06,126
When he is ready,
1802
01:20:06,209 --> 01:20:09,543
the world will need him
1803
01:20:09,626 --> 01:20:13,959
as it has needed you.
1804
01:20:14,043 --> 01:20:15,876
[gentle music continues]
1805
01:20:27,043 --> 01:20:29,043
[uplifting music plays]
1806
01:20:32,584 --> 01:20:35,376
Hey, Lin, where's our hero going today?
1807
01:20:35,459 --> 01:20:37,001
I'll be back by sunset.
1808
01:20:37,084 --> 01:20:39,751
[Babbo] And two extra-large
milk tea bobas.
1809
01:20:39,834 --> 01:20:42,501
Want honey with that? I made it myself.
1810
01:20:42,584 --> 01:20:43,626
[soft music plays]
1811
01:20:43,709 --> 01:20:45,709
[Lin panting]
1812
01:20:47,209 --> 01:20:48,459
[Monkey King] Omm.
1813
01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:49,501
[music fades]
1814
01:20:51,168 --> 01:20:54,918
My gosh! How do I awaken to nothingness?
1815
01:20:55,001 --> 01:20:56,501
What does that even mean?
1816
01:20:56,584 --> 01:20:59,668
Be calm? Patient? Humble?
1817
01:21:00,209 --> 01:21:01,959
I'm the king of being humble!
1818
01:21:02,501 --> 01:21:03,334
[Lin] Monkey?
1819
01:21:04,209 --> 01:21:05,501
Monkey.
1820
01:21:06,084 --> 01:21:10,251
Go away! I'm busy thinking
of all the ways to get back at you.
1821
01:21:11,001 --> 01:21:12,001
Calmly.
1822
01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:16,793
I came to say goodbye
before Buddha closes up your mountain.
1823
01:21:16,876 --> 01:21:18,501
Oh, lucky me.
1824
01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:22,668
I know you're mad,
but you were out of control.
1825
01:21:23,251 --> 01:21:26,001
[groans] Okay,
you don't have to remind me.
1826
01:21:26,501 --> 01:21:29,876
Taking on all the gods
probably wasn't my best idea.
1827
01:21:30,459 --> 01:21:31,376
[sighs]
1828
01:21:31,459 --> 01:21:32,918
[groans]
1829
01:21:34,418 --> 01:21:36,251
I really messed up, didn't I?
1830
01:21:36,334 --> 01:21:39,709
Monkey, you were born from a rock,
1831
01:21:39,793 --> 01:21:41,626
abandoned by everyone.
1832
01:21:41,709 --> 01:21:43,918
Th-The gods hated you,
1833
01:21:44,709 --> 01:21:47,251
and all you ever wanted
1834
01:21:48,126 --> 01:21:49,376
was to be loved.
1835
01:21:50,501 --> 01:21:51,918
[gentle music plays]
1836
01:21:52,668 --> 01:21:53,751
[Lin] And you are!
1837
01:21:54,501 --> 01:21:56,251
You changed my life.
1838
01:21:56,334 --> 01:21:59,043
I made a difference. We both did.
1839
01:21:59,751 --> 01:22:01,876
I really am your number one fan.
1840
01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:07,376
Well, I guess a little pebble
did make a big wave.
1841
01:22:07,959 --> 01:22:09,084
With an assist.
1842
01:22:09,168 --> 01:22:10,543
Oh, that's good.
1843
01:22:10,626 --> 01:22:12,668
Me, your assistant?
1844
01:22:12,751 --> 01:22:14,001
Okay. Okay.
1845
01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:15,876
We helped each other.
1846
01:22:15,959 --> 01:22:18,584
Well, we didn't do it all alone.
1847
01:22:18,668 --> 01:22:19,918
[Stick hums]
1848
01:22:20,501 --> 01:22:23,959
Stick! Buddy! I missed you so much!
1849
01:22:24,043 --> 01:22:25,668
The team is back.
1850
01:22:25,751 --> 01:22:27,251
-[laughs]
-[Stick murmurs]
1851
01:22:28,043 --> 01:22:29,501
[rocks crumble]
1852
01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:31,418
I guess this is goodbye.
1853
01:22:31,501 --> 01:22:33,876
Wait, don't go yet. [grunts]
1854
01:22:33,959 --> 01:22:36,126
[gentle music continues]
1855
01:22:40,793 --> 01:22:43,376
Thank you for everything.
1856
01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:46,459
[gentle music continues]
1857
01:22:50,251 --> 01:22:52,209
I'll miss you, Monkey.
1858
01:22:54,418 --> 01:22:56,084
[rocks crumble]
1859
01:22:56,168 --> 01:22:58,168
[gentle music continues]
1860
01:22:59,334 --> 01:23:00,251
Oh.
1861
01:23:01,001 --> 01:23:02,793
Keep writing your scroll, Lin.
1862
01:23:03,418 --> 01:23:04,834
[rocks crumble]
1863
01:23:07,376 --> 01:23:08,209
I will.
1864
01:23:08,293 --> 01:23:10,334
[gentle music continues]
1865
01:23:13,376 --> 01:23:14,334
[Lin cries quietly]
1866
01:23:14,418 --> 01:23:16,418
[gentle music continues]
1867
01:23:28,709 --> 01:23:31,834
[Lin] I kept my promise
and did great things.
1868
01:23:32,418 --> 01:23:35,918
And Monkey, I'm sure
he'll be out in no time.
1869
01:23:36,418 --> 01:23:38,418
[suspenseful music plays]
1870
01:23:46,584 --> 01:23:50,584
Monkey, demons run wild across the land.
1871
01:23:51,168 --> 01:23:53,543
The Buddha sent us to release you.
1872
01:23:54,043 --> 01:23:57,918
Are you ready
to join our journey to the West?
1873
01:23:59,751 --> 01:24:04,001
I have awoken with peace in my heart,
1874
01:24:04,084 --> 01:24:07,459
and you wish for me to fight?
1875
01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:10,376
Well, yes, but--
1876
01:24:10,459 --> 01:24:11,376
[Monkey King laughs]
1877
01:24:14,543 --> 01:24:17,918
Come on, Stick. The world needs us.
1878
01:24:18,001 --> 01:24:19,543
Huh? Oh no!
1879
01:24:19,626 --> 01:24:21,709
[laughs]
1880
01:24:21,793 --> 01:24:24,918
♪ Who's the handsome hero
We all love and adore? ♪
1881
01:24:25,001 --> 01:24:25,918
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1882
01:24:26,001 --> 01:24:29,293
♪ Who has demons screaming
When he knocks on their door? ♪
1883
01:24:29,376 --> 01:24:30,293
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1884
01:24:30,376 --> 01:24:33,959
♪ Who's a mighty fighter
Who is brave and spunky ♪
1885
01:24:34,043 --> 01:24:36,959
♪ And also a bit of a hunk? ♪
1886
01:24:37,043 --> 01:24:39,126
♪ He's the Monkey King! ♪
1887
01:24:43,376 --> 01:24:46,918
♪ Who's the ape you can't escape
When he hunts you down? ♪
1888
01:24:47,001 --> 01:24:47,834
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1889
01:24:47,918 --> 01:24:51,126
♪ Who's the chimp
All the simple people will crown? ♪
1890
01:24:51,209 --> 01:24:52,043
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1891
01:24:52,126 --> 01:24:55,543
♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying
Up to the top ♪
1892
01:24:55,626 --> 01:24:58,793
♪ And you know he won't stop
Till he's won? ♪
1893
01:24:58,876 --> 01:25:01,709
♪ That's right, he's the Monkey King! ♪
1894
01:25:10,418 --> 01:25:13,251
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1895
01:25:24,668 --> 01:25:27,626
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1896
01:25:29,126 --> 01:25:30,918
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1897
01:25:31,001 --> 01:25:32,334
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1898
01:25:33,001 --> 01:25:34,251
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1899
01:25:34,751 --> 01:25:36,001
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1900
01:25:36,501 --> 01:25:38,418
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1901
01:25:38,501 --> 01:25:39,876
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1902
01:25:40,418 --> 01:25:42,293
-♪ Monkey King! ♪
-♪ Monkey King! ♪
1903
01:25:42,376 --> 01:25:44,126
-♪ Monkey King! ♪
-♪ Monkey King! ♪
1904
01:25:44,209 --> 01:25:45,459
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1905
01:25:46,043 --> 01:25:47,168
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1906
01:25:49,751 --> 01:25:52,876
[Dragon King] ♪ So watch me rise up ♪
1907
01:25:52,959 --> 01:25:55,459
♪ Open the skies up ♪
1908
01:25:55,543 --> 01:25:59,001
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1909
01:25:59,084 --> 01:26:03,918
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1910
01:26:04,001 --> 01:26:10,168
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1911
01:26:10,251 --> 01:26:12,834
[Babbo and Benbo] ♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1912
01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:15,459
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1913
01:26:15,543 --> 01:26:18,126
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1914
01:26:18,209 --> 01:26:21,001
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1915
01:26:21,084 --> 01:26:22,293
[Benbo] ♪ Dragon King coming ♪
1916
01:26:22,376 --> 01:26:23,751
[Babbo] ♪ The hurricane flooding ♪
1917
01:26:23,834 --> 01:26:26,084
♪ He'll make it rain
Watch the whole world love it ♪
1918
01:26:26,168 --> 01:26:27,418
-♪ It's Benbo ♪
-♪ It's Babbo ♪
1919
01:26:27,501 --> 01:26:28,834
♪ We're searching for the stick ♪
1920
01:26:28,918 --> 01:26:30,209
[Benbo] ♪ Monkey King stole it ♪
1921
01:26:30,293 --> 01:26:31,418
[Babbo] ♪ We need it quick ♪
1922
01:26:31,501 --> 01:26:34,126
-[Benbo] ♪ And DK knows ♪
-[Babbo] ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪
1923
01:26:34,209 --> 01:26:35,584
[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪
1924
01:26:35,668 --> 01:26:38,168
[Babbo] ♪ And bury him in the sand
Make him do the rain dance ♪
1925
01:26:38,251 --> 01:26:41,126
-[Benbo] ♪ His last dance ♪
-[Babbo] ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪
1926
01:26:41,209 --> 01:26:42,084
[both] ♪ Ha ha! ♪
1927
01:26:42,168 --> 01:26:44,293
[Babbo] ♪ And everybody knows
What we came here for ♪
1928
01:26:44,376 --> 01:26:47,293
-[Benbo] ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪
-[both] ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪
1929
01:26:47,376 --> 01:26:50,168
[Dragon King] ♪ So watch me rise up
Open the skies up ♪
1930
01:26:50,251 --> 01:26:52,376
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1931
01:26:52,459 --> 01:26:55,459
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1932
01:26:55,543 --> 01:26:57,459
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1933
01:26:58,043 --> 01:26:59,626
♪ Every inch of the land ♪
1934
01:26:59,709 --> 01:27:00,959
♪ Every part of the sky ♪
1935
01:27:01,043 --> 01:27:03,168
♪ Will be water when I transform it ♪
1936
01:27:03,251 --> 01:27:06,126
♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪
1937
01:27:06,209 --> 01:27:08,084
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1938
01:27:08,168 --> 01:27:10,584
[Benbo and Babbo] ♪ He'll take
The world by storm, hey, hey ♪
1939
01:27:10,668 --> 01:27:12,126
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
1940
01:27:12,209 --> 01:27:14,793
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1941
01:27:14,876 --> 01:27:17,793
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1942
01:27:17,876 --> 01:27:20,043
[Dragon King] How did I come up
With this plan?
1943
01:27:20,126 --> 01:27:22,793
♪ I was chillin' with the fish
And the pillar sparked a vision ♪
1944
01:27:22,876 --> 01:27:24,626
-♪ And bam! ♪
-♪ I envisioned a plan ♪
1945
01:27:24,709 --> 01:27:27,834
♪ Now I've created a machine
To turn the world sub-marine ♪
1946
01:27:27,918 --> 01:27:30,751
-♪ This demon dragon's gonna be the man ♪
-[Benbo and Babbo] ♪ Oh yeah! ♪
1947
01:27:30,834 --> 01:27:31,793
[Benbo] ♪ And DK knows ♪
1948
01:27:31,876 --> 01:27:34,876
-[Babbo] ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪
-[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪
1949
01:27:34,959 --> 01:27:37,543
[Babbo] ♪ And bury him in the sand
Make him do the rain dance ♪
1950
01:27:37,626 --> 01:27:40,418
-[Benbo] ♪ His last dance ♪
-[Babbo] ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪
1951
01:27:40,501 --> 01:27:41,334
[both] ♪ Ha ha! ♪
1952
01:27:41,418 --> 01:27:43,668
[Babbo] ♪ And everybody knows
What we came here for ♪
1953
01:27:43,751 --> 01:27:46,584
-[Benbo] ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪
-[both] ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪
1954
01:27:46,668 --> 01:27:49,543
[Dragon King] ♪ So watch me rise up
Open the skies up ♪
1955
01:27:49,626 --> 01:27:51,709
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1956
01:27:51,793 --> 01:27:54,834
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1957
01:27:54,918 --> 01:27:56,959
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1958
01:27:57,668 --> 01:28:00,084
♪ I'm saying see ya laters ♪
1959
01:28:00,168 --> 01:28:02,418
♪ To all the haters and the dehydraters ♪
1960
01:28:02,501 --> 01:28:04,001
♪ To the land-walking, hair-growing ♪
1961
01:28:04,084 --> 01:28:06,293
♪ Name-calling, life-ruining
Loneliness-inducing ♪
1962
01:28:06,376 --> 01:28:08,876
♪ Embarrassing-me-in-front-of-my-friends
And-family doing… ♪
1963
01:28:08,959 --> 01:28:10,084
♪ I mean ♪
1964
01:28:10,168 --> 01:28:12,876
♪ They're all gonna die ♪
1965
01:28:12,959 --> 01:28:15,959
♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪
1966
01:28:16,043 --> 01:28:18,126
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1967
01:28:18,209 --> 01:28:21,209
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1968
01:28:21,293 --> 01:28:23,293
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1969
01:28:23,376 --> 01:28:26,459
♪ For years this un-phibian demon's
Been rehearsing a scheme ♪
1970
01:28:26,543 --> 01:28:28,918
♪ Now stand back
'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪
1971
01:28:29,001 --> 01:28:31,126
♪ And nobody will deny my power ♪
1972
01:28:31,209 --> 01:28:33,751
-♪ When I take the world by storm ♪
-[Benbo and Babbo] ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1973
01:28:33,834 --> 01:28:35,209
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
1974
01:28:35,293 --> 01:28:37,834
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1975
01:28:37,918 --> 01:28:40,501
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1976
01:28:40,584 --> 01:28:43,168
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1977
01:28:43,251 --> 01:28:44,501
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1978
01:28:50,501 --> 01:28:52,501
[mysterious music plays]
1979
01:29:52,959 --> 01:29:54,959
[intriguing music plays]
1980
01:30:33,626 --> 01:30:35,626
[exciting music plays]
1981
01:30:47,043 --> 01:30:49,043
[uplifting music plays]
1982
01:31:01,459 --> 01:31:03,459
[gentle music plays]
1983
01:31:53,459 --> 01:31:55,459
[music fades]