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COUGHING

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Well, can you stop that?

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Well, I've got a cold, Bob.

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I haven't just got A cold.

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I mean, I have got THE cold.
Do you know what I mean?

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And are you going to go
on about it all day? Yeah?

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I'm going to be milking it
endlessly, yeah.

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Hold up a minute,
what are you doing?

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Bob, what are you doing?
You've got....

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Well, I've got to park, haven't I?

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Well, you've just parked in a field!

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That cold's...that cold's
making you insane!

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You're the insane one, parking
an executive vehicle in a field!

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I park where I want.

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Come on. Let's fish, Paul!

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WATER GURGLES

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Come on, Bobby.

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Oh, Ted's keen.
He's gambolling, isn't he, really?

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Nice river!  Beautiful river.
Look at it.

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This is the River Frome.
You'd call it the "Froam".

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And I'll continue
to call it the "Froam".

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I know you're going to...
You are going to do that

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the whole time, aren't you?

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It looks like a chalk stream, Paul.

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Well, Sherlock,
that's because it is.

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Have you ever called anyone
Sherlock like that?

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No, but you just have.
Yeah, I know.

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And you'll have to live with it.
You'll have to live with that!

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There's some very big
grayling in this river.

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Yeah. Trout as well, I imagine?

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Some big trout in here as well,
yeah.  Absolutely beautiful.

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I love the flatness of it
and its gentle flow.

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Yeah.  That's how I like
to view my life now.

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Just gently flowing.
Gently flowing.

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Yeah. Not rushing whither and
hither. Hey, so, Paul...  Yeah?

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You're incredibly equipped.
Is this because of your cold?

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This little rag here?

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Is that to wipe your...?  I wasn't
going to mention my cold any more.

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You're overequipped, Paul.
Look at me. Svelte.

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Oh, nothing there, is there?  Yeah.

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Twixt ear and ear!

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Come on, we're going to go in
and have a few casts, all right?

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Like a wildebeest careering in!

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Are you safe behind me there, Bob?

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Yeah.

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It's a lovely bend in the river
just up there.

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Yeah.  Isn't it beautiful?

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Oh, yeah. It is gorgeous.

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Why is it so evocative, Paul?

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Is it because you don't know
what's around the corner?

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Yes, I'm sure it's that, isn't it?

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But there's also something
about the movement of it as well.

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Imagine if a monster
came round there.

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You see, you just don't know,
do you?

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Well, you know,
I wouldn't want that, really.

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Or a baby, but it's rowing.

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PAUL LAUGHS
Ah, a rowing baby!

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Hey, Teddy!

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Oh, he's rolling around in dirt.

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Oh, look at him.

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Ted, you dirty, dirty dog!

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"Oh, shut it!"

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I'm not really enjoying
my casting here.

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Should we...?
Try another, better spot?  Yeah.

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I know we're grayling fishing, Paul,

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but a big wild brown trout,
a big one,

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that would be something,
wouldn't it?

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I mean, I thought
I did see a grayling earlier, Bob.

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But it might have been
my mind playing tricks with me.

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Yeah.

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I haven't really had anything
here that I...

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No.  I bought a new dishwasher
last week, Paul.

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PAUL LAUGHS
Did you?

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You're not interested?
Not really, no.

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What if I was to tell you this?

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Ten seconds after the cycle's
finished...  Yeah.

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..it flicks
the door open automatically.

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Beginning to get interested?

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I mean, it's never been that much
of a struggle for me to open

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the dishwasher door, Bob, but...
THEY CHUCKLE

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Now, that is a good cast.

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Come on!

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Well...

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..there's not much doing here,
is there?

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Cup of tea...  Yeah.  ..is on its way.

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Is it a medicinal tea?

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Well, it's always a bit medicinal,
a cuppa, isn't it?

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It is, isn't it? Yeah.
Puts a skip in me...

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What is it, a skip in your...?
Skip in your step.

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Skip in your step.
I'd like to see you skip.

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I can forward roll.

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Can you?  I can, well...
Is it worth it, though, Bob?

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There you go.  Is there sugar?
Yeah.

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Oh, give us a chance!
Do you know what, Paul?

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You are suffering
from irritable male syndrome,

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which is a real thing.
Oh, what, grumpy old men?

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Well, I suppose, yeah.
Well, you're becoming one.

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I tell you, I am. It's very
difficult, isn't it, not to be...

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Good shot.

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..uh, Meldrew. Isn't it?

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I saw it in a newspaper.

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What are the symptoms
of irritable male syndrome?

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Problems holding a conversation,

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often stopping in the middle
of a sentence,

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forgetting what they were saying.

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Sudden personality changes
such as becoming angry,

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irritable, and defensive.

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Will you shut up! I can't think!

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Paul, this is you.

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Honestly, this is you.

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Your face even looks a bit grumpy.

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Why are you giving me another
cup of tea?

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I'm showing you my tea.  Oh, wow!

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, yours looks much
better than mine!  Yeah.

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A backward roll
or a forward roll?

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Which one do you want me to do?

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Do not attempt a backward roll, Bob.

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Because?  I don't really...
Well, cos you'll break your back.

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If I try a backwards one,
will you try a forward one?

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Mm. I think both things
are really bad choices.

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You introduced them!  I did not!

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Didn't you?  You said, "I can do
a forward roll," like that.

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Go on.

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HE INHALES

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HE GROANS

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Nearly!

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Don't do it, Bob!

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No.

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It got a bit diagonal, didn't it?
Yeah, it went sideways, mate.

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Don't do a backward roll, though.
You'll break the fishing rod.

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No, I'm doing a forward roll.
Oh, right. OK, go on, then.

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Right, watch.
Your legs nice and wide apart, yeah?

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Forehead onto the ground.

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Yep.

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Don't do it, Bob.

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Oh! Hey!

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Voila!  That was quite majestic.

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I'm quite pleased about that.
That was good. That was very good.

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Probably be the last one
I've ever done.  Yeah.

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Right, shall we go fishing?  Yeah.

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THEY LAUGH

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What would you mark
that forward roll at?

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I thought it was an excellent...
Give it an eight, you know.

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Well, well. Thank you.

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Because you emerged quite
gracefully from it. I was surprised.

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I love these birds.
They're incredible.

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These swallows and swifts.

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Look at them. Look! All round us.

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That's it, see?

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Do you think it's a bit low?

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Oh! He's in.

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I'm in.  You are. Nice, Bob.

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Well done. Right, easy now.

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Don't wind when
you don't need to, all right?

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Yeah.
What do you think it is?

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A little...  Oh, is it a little?

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I don't think it's that little, Bob.

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THEY LAUGH

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It's a trout, I think.

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Yeah.  It's a nice-sized big trout.
It's a good trout, yeah.

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No! Argh!

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Yes!  Yes!

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Wahey! Wow!

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That's a beauty, Bob, look.
Look at his pink flanks.

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And that blue sheen, look.

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Look at him, Paul.
He's a beauty.

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I love this little steel blue bit.
Yeah, the steel blue.

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Wow!

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Let's let him go.  Let him go.
Come on, then.

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And away!

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Well, that was a bit exciting,
wasn't it?

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Well, that's our first one.
Oh, well done, Bobby!

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Yeah, I know. I'm pleased with that.
Not a grayling, but well done.

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I thought it was a grayling,
just for a few...

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Yeah.  ..few pulls.
Very hard-fighting fish.

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Yeah, wasn't it?  Yeah.

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Right, you're doing very well,
Bobby.

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You stay there, and I'll have
a few casts from the bank.

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Whoa!

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Aerial battle to the death!

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Yep. Arghhhh!

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Oh!

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Good fish.  Oh, man.  Awww!

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Oh, I think he could have been
a grayling as well, you know.

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Don't tell me that, Paul.

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Honestly. It's hard to say,
but I just...

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I don't know.

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Got a swan coming. Big lad.

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Oh, yeah.  Aggressive as well.

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Yeah, he's looking a bit lairy,
isn't he?  Got his hackles up.

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Or she. Probably a he,
the way he's coming at us.

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PAUL CHUCKLES

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Well, I'm annoyed
with myself, Robert.

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Come and join me, Paul,
and I'll talk you down.

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Oh, that would be nice.
You give me some counselling?

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Yeah.

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That sawn bottled out
pretty quickly, didn't it?

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Yeah.

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He saw Mortimer.

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Come and tell me about the fish.
Come on.

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Well, I'll just feel a bit stupid,
really, Bob.  What happened?

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Talk me through it.
What actually happened?

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Ineptitude on my part, perhaps, Bob.

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You know like you never think
anything is your fault, do you?

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Well, I'd like you to give me
an example of something

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that's been my fault.
Uh... Ahem!

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Now I'm thinking about it,
you might be right!

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What, are you giving it to me?
Yeah, have a go.  OK.

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I'd like you to get one.
Ah. Oh, Bob, I'm an idiot.

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I mean, I'm always saying it,

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but you know that thing
sort of saying...

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it's not a particular day,
there's nothing particular going on.

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Yeah?  A bit of friendship,
some beautiful sunshine and that.

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It's just an ordinary day.

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But you have to say to yourself,
these are the great days.

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PAUL CHUCKLES

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Well, it's funny you should
say that. I had a conversation

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with one of my girls recently,
and we just decided, actually,

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what you have to do is celebrate
little moments like...

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Oh, look. Look at that mayfly
going off.

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And we're watching
it flutter off to procreate,

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unless a swift gets it.  Yes.
And that's...

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So that's a little moment, isn't it?
Yeah.

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There's a little leaf dropping.
Yeah.  Yeah.

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I tell you what
we can celebrate, Bob.  Yeah?

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Not that cast!  No, leave it. Ooh!
Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

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You liked it where it landed? No.

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How about the sound of this water?
The sound is beautiful, isn't it?

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Isn't it? Nature's soundtrack.
Yeah.

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Remix that as many times as you
want, you'll never get it better.

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Calvin Harris!  Yeah!

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Cor, you'd would have expected
a take by now, wouldn't you, Bob?

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You really would have.  Yeah.

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We've got to go to
the accommodation.

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OK, mate. Um, is it a nice one?

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Oh, it's a cracker.

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Is it really?

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I'm going to put my head
on the block and say

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I think it might be the best
accommodation we've ever stayed in.

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Really?  Yeah, really.

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I ain't kidding you, Paul.
I'm not having you on.

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Bob, I'm sorry I let you down
with a big grayling again.

244
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,680
I mean, you nearly got one, Paul,
you reckon? Yeah?

245
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,560
Yeah. Oh, I'm absolutely sure
it was a grayling.

246
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,600
It twisted like grayling do.

247
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,160
Now, Paul, you're getting
very near to the accommodation.  Oh.

248
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,640
And I really like this one, Paul.

249
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,480
What is this you've brought me to?!
Hee-hee-hee!  Your Excellency!

250
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,000
Yeah. That's how it makes you feel,
isn't it?  Yeah.

251
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,000
And even better, it's got
direct access to Chesil Beach.

252
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,640
This is incredible, Bob!
What a place!

253
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,280
It's a yellow house!

254
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,840
I've always wanted to stay
in a yellow house!

255
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,680
THEY LAUGH

256
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,760
It's this way, Paul.  Eh?

257
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,200
We're in Short House,
not yellow house. Come on.

258
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,760
You can't tempt me
with a yellow house!

259
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,520
Yeah, well, I made the booking,
so it's Short House!

260
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,840
Ooh! Oh, yeah. Nice, Bob.

261
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,360
Choose a bedroom!
Choose a bedroom!

262
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,320
This is a nice one.
"En-su-ite" as well, look!

263
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,600
Yeah.  Lovely.
Are you going to take this one?

264
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,480
Yeah, I'll have this one.
Is that all right?  OK.

265
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,440
Ah!

266
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,080
Yeah, you've got the best one.
Have I?  Yeah.

267
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,440
It's not en-suite, the other one.
Oh, no. Do you want to swap?

268
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,800
Well, you could swap. You could...

269
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,560
No.  No.

270
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,440
PAUL CHUCKLES

271
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,600
Well done, me. Well done, me!

272
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,040
Your beer, sire!

273
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,760
Thank you, Paul.

274
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,320
What do you want to do tonight?
Uh...

275
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,600
Ted wants to watch Kung Fu Hustle.

276
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,400
What, again, Ted?!

277
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,600
How many times have
you watched that?

278
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,320
"Oh, I love it. Every time,
I see something different."

279
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,800
I don't want to watch
Kung Fu Hustle again, Bob.

280
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,800
All right. Sorry, Ted.

281
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,320
Would you like to play
the What Fruit game?

282
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,360
Oh, yeah. Go on, then.
What is it?

283
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,880
Um....  Well, I've got
some fruits here, yeah?

284
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,200
But are you willing
to be blindfolded?

285
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,080
All right. Yeah, yeah.

286
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,440
Do you want to
put that on, then, Paul?

287
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,480
I don't really, but I will.

288
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,920
I hope you look amusing.

289
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,440
BOB LAUGHS

290
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,480
That is ideal for Guess The Fruit!

291
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,800
I'm ready to play.
Yeah. Get it in your hand.

292
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,280
What is it? Not by feel!
Put it... Eat it.

293
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,080
What do you mean, "not by feel,
you should put it in your hand?"

294
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,040
BOB LAUGHS

295
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,080
Well, it's an apple, obviously.
Yeah, well, tell me...

296
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,640
Red.  Go red?
HE LAUGHS

297
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,360
Was it?

298
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,440
Yes!

299
00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,960
Next one.

300
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,320
HE LAUGHS

301
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,640
Really?

302
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,040
BOB LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY

303
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,000
Green apple?

304
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,200
Green apple!  Is it?
There you go, yeah.

305
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,400
Blimey, I'm good at this, aren't I?
Next one, Paul.

306
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,360
Fruit me! Come on.
Yeah, all right.

307
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,200
I'm just having a bit of trouble
getting it out of the bag.

308
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,080
Yeah, in your mouth.
It's a pear, is it?

309
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,520
Maybe.

310
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,200
Oh!

311
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,360
That's an onion!

312
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,640
You vegetabled me!

313
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,080
Yeah, well done, Paul.
You win, you win Guess The Fruit!

314
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,800
I don't think I do, though, do I?

315
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,120
What a treat for you, Bobby!

316
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,440
There you are, Bob.
A nice cup of tea.  Thank you, boss.

317
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,040
Have you sugared it?
Yeah, I've put 11 sugars in.

318
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,440
No, you didn't.
You wouldn't do that to me.

319
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,720
I've put a few in!

320
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,640
See the bunny rabbits there?

321
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,800
Oh, little wabbits!  Yeah.

322
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,840
Oh, you scared them off,

323
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,800
your bloody face first thing
in the morning!

324
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,400
Did you sleep well?
Yeah, not bad, Bob. You?

325
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,440
Yeah, good.
It's going to be a good day.

326
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,520
Spot on. It is, isn't it?
Maybe we get that grayling.

327
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,800
The elusive big grayling, eh, Bob?
Yeah.

328
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,440
Come on, let's go back
to that beautiful chalk stream.

329
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,400
Yeah, but isn't this
a nice cup of tea?

330
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,280
It's a cracker, yeah.  A really
good one, isn't it?  I know.

331
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,400
I'm going to have a fried egg
with it, I think, actually.

332
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,320
I haven't eaten.  What, in the tea?

333
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,360
Yeah!
BOB LAUGHS

334
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,920
So the menu today has got to run
something like, "Go to Frome."

335
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,040
Yes.  "Catch big grayling. Return."
Yes.

336
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,640
And let's have a fish in the sea.

337
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,760
That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

338
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:26,040
Hey, I'm in
a little lost world, Bob!

339
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,880
Amazing, isn't it?  Yeah.

340
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,560
Can you see any fish?

341
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,160
No.  Oh.

342
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,640
Come on.
Oh, I just scared a fish off!

343
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,120
Oh!  Damn!

344
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,280
It's just up there. Right. Come on.

345
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,720
How do you feel, deep down?
When I'm not with you...  Yeah.

346
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,760
..and you're gossiping
about the fishing,

347
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,000
my lack of ability frustrates you.

348
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,160
I know, I always big you up, Bob.

349
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,760
I always say you've got quite a...

350
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,280
Well, I always say
you've got very clever,

351
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,480
much cleverer than you let on.

352
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,840
Right?

353
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,440
And that you've got
a good fishing instinct.

354
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,320
That sounds like something
you say to a child!

355
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,960
"No, you've got a really...
You've got really good instincts."

356
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,080
Oh, bloody hell.
"You can't fish...."

357
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,040
You can't win with you, can you?

358
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,120
Huh?  Can't win, can you, with you!

359
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,000
THEY CHUCKLE

360
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,880
GRASSES RUSTLE

361
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,240
This is tricky, tricky fishing.

362
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,520
There's one there, Paul,
where you are.  Hmm?

363
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,040
Did you see that little cut
where the bank goes in?

364
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,480
That's it.

365
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,280
Come on!

366
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,720
Didn't want it, yeah?

367
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,920
Thought we'd have got one there,
didn't you, Bob?  Yeah.

368
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,480
You reckon this bit's done, Paul,
yeah?  I think so, Bob.

369
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,960
Slightly disappointed because
it's a lovely little run, isn't it?

370
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,200
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Should we knock it on the head?

371
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,000
Yeah. We'll have a nice drink.
Cold drink.

372
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,240
All right, mate. Lovely. Thank you.

373
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,680
Ready? One, two, three, hup!

374
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,840
Yeah, you're up.  Yeah.  Nice one.

375
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,160
That wasn't the action
of a pensioner, was it?

376
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,960
That was nice watching that, Paul.
Well done.

377
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,560
You still haven't
used your little hanky.

378
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,120
What is that for?

379
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,800
It's for wiping away my tears...
Oh, your tears?

380
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,640
..when I don't catch a fish. Yeah.

381
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,800
Never mind, Paul.
I've got iced lemon tea.

382
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,000
Cheers.  Cheer me up.

383
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,680
Ooh, it's nice, actually.

384
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,600
It is nice, isn't it?  Mm.

385
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,280
Some people have a bit of apple
with it.

386
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,720
Would you like a bit of apple?

387
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,840
Can you break that in half like
you did on Would I Lie To You?

388
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,480
Yeah.  Go on, then.

389
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,200
You must have very powerful digits,
Bob, is all I can say!

390
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,680
HE PUFFS

391
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,120
Get your pulse right.
Come on, then.

392
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,080
I wonder what your blood pressure
is?!  It's going to do it!

393
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,640
Is it going to go?  Yep.

394
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,320
Whoa! Wait a minute.

395
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,040
That's extraordinary!
You did it!  Isn't it?

396
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,680
Hold that a minute.

397
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,960
Le clunch.

398
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,280
It's a ripped apple!

399
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,160
Come on, Paul.
We ain't going to top that!

400
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,680
Come on, let's pack up
and get back to the beach.

401
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,400
I'm pinning my hopes
on the mackerel off the beach.

402
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,320
Off Chesil Beach, yeah?  Yeah?

403
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,200
Imagine, we could cook
a mackerel on the beach.

404
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,640
Yeah.  That's what Chris Rea
would do, wouldn't he?

405
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,560
He'd cook it on the beach!
PAUL CHUCKLES

406
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,360
Ah!  Grab a rod. Follow me.

407
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,000
Ted!  Teddy, come on!
Come on, darling.

408
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,200
You're so ungrateful.

409
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,320
It's Monte Carlo or nothing
with you these days, isn't it?

410
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,760
Come on, Ted, we go fishy!
Come on.

411
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,160
Just going to start without you,
because if nobody's fishing,

412
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,320
nobody's catching.

413
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,000
I like your attitude. Go get 'em.

414
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,760
PAUL CHUCKLES

415
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,200
The old man and the sea!

416
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,480
Do you just leave it?

417
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:56,000
No. You switch it back. And wind.

418
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,040
Bob, wind!  I am winding!

419
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,240
DO wind!

420
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,680
You just get so many mixed messages
from you!

421
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,440
PAUL CHUCKLES

422
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,760
You don't go too far out, Bob.

423
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,560
Shelves off pretty quick.

424
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,200
It's blinking freezing and all.

425
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,880
In, in, in, in!  No!

426
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,600
In, in, in!  No!  In, in, in!

427
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,080
In!

428
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,840
No! Bob, I haven't even
got my waders on!

429
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,320
BOB LAUGHS
No!

430
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,240
Wow!

431
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,160
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.

432
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,600
What is that?  A gurnard.

433
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,000
Bernard?  Bernard the gurnard!

434
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,080
Let's get him back, Paul.  Yeah.

435
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,040
A sensational looking fish
in its own way, isn't it?

436
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,320
Yeah, they really are, aren't they?

437
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,560
Ooh! Ooh, ooh, Matron!

438
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,360
Ooh. That was a bit, wasn't it?

439
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,480
Wait for the wave.

440
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,680
And away!

441
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,000
Well done, Bob!

442
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,320
Do you know what, Bob?
You look like a sea fisherman.

443
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,960
Do I really?  Yeah.
That sounds like quite a sexy bloke.

444
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,800
Quite rugged.

445
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,960
You've lost your hair,
a little bit grizzled.

446
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,280
But, you know,
a bit of beard growth.

447
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,200
I've only got one thing
to say to you, Paul.  What's that?

448
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,040
Get out!

449
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,440
Where'd it go?

450
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,840
Nobody knows.

451
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,520
It's pretty idyllic,
isn't it, Bob?

452
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,200
Gorgeous, isn't it?  Yeah.

453
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,440
Hey, Ted.

454
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,320
Oh, don't drink that, Teddy!

455
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,280
Whee-hee! Ted, don't drink it!

456
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,280
PAUL CHUCKLES

457
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,160
Ahhh! Ahhh!

458
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,560
Aaahhhh!

459
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,040
Bob!

460
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,760
Are you all right?

461
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,880
Ah, man!  Are you all right?

462
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,400
Yeah.

463
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,000
It's cold, though!

464
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,480
It could have stopped your heart.

465
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,680
It's got it going,
to be honest with you!

466
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,200
Are you all right?
Oh, I just lost my balance.

467
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,800
It's not easy, is it?

468
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,040
When some of those waves come in.

469
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,360
Oh, man.

470
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:13,040
I'm going to get you some supper,
Paul. Something to eat.

471
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,680
OK, mate. Thank you.

472
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,600
Just going to dry off a bit.
OK.

473
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,400
Little bit of salsa
on there for Paul.

474
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,080
He's a spicy sort of guy.

475
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,640
Hey, boss.  Hello, Bobby.

476
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,160
Oh, we didn't get a mackerel, Paul.

477
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,400
But as you can see,
I brought some along with me.

478
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,960
You did some prep, didn't you?

479
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,840
Cos you knew we weren't
going to get a mackerel

480
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,840
here on glorious Chesil Beach.
Chesil Beach, yeah.

481
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,160
Because you either
get a mackerel or you don't.

482
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,880
They're here, or they're not.
Well, look at it, Bob.

483
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,000
It's quite a big expanse
of water out there, isn't it?

484
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,920
But it's been a great trip.
Trout. No grayling.

485
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,960
Our quest for grayling failed.

486
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,160
But our thirst for life...  Remains.
..remains vibrant.

487
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,560
Talking of thirst for life...

488
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,800
Yes, I do have a beer.

489
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,200
There you go.

490
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,080
Go on!

491
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,000
I know it's a bit naughty.

492
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,080
Quite like this sort
of rustic grub, Bob.

493
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,760
Oh, that's delicious.

494
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,720
It is really good, isn't it?

495
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,600
Shall we just stay here, Paul?

496
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,280
What, here?  Yeah.

497
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,960
Why would we leave, really?

498
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,760
Why would we leave?

499
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,000
Do you want to stay, Ted?

500
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,920
"Oh, well. Ah, go on, then."
Go on.

501
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,600
Yeah, I was going to say no, I've
got a briefcase appointment, but...

502
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,840
I'll open my beer then.
Have you not opened it yet?  No.

503
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,440
THEY LAUGH

504
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,760
would you want to do that?

505
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,000
would I want to do that?

506
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:49,720
wasn't I?

507
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,080
to see the light?

508
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,400
for these times