[upbeat music]
Hey! Someone, find a doctor. She's fainting.
[lady] I think she's having a fit.
[lady 2] Anyone here a doctor?
Any doctor? Nurse, anyone?
-Are you... -A GP.
Dentist.
Trainee dentist.
It's downstairs.
[announcer] Please be seated, ladies and gentlemen,
as the second half is about to commence.
[Adam] Shit.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Sorry.
The locum didn't turn up. Really sorry.
I'll make it up to you if it's the last thing I do.
I think this might be the last thing you do.
[people chattering]
Hi. Hi.
How was the first half then?
Oh my God. The, the music and the costumes.
And how did they remember all the words--
It was awful. I think you could hear
Steven Sondheim spinning in his grave.
I think he's still alive, isn't he?
Poor man.
Could I grab anyone a drink from the bar before we--
Plus, we were settled with an understudy
with barely 10 minutes' notice.
That is really annoying. Which part?
Would your friend like a chocolate?
Boyfriend, actually.
[music playing]
[ominous music]
[ticking]
[both gasp]
Stop fidgeting.
[upbeat music]
♪ I wanna love the butterflies ♪
I don't know if Adam mentioned
but we'd love to take you for dinner.
Oh. We should probably get off actually.
You sure we can tempt you for a quick bite?
We got a table booked at this little French place on
Fallen street. My friend's a waiter there.
Well, I'll call you in a couple of weeks.
Fucking hell.
The handshakes.
To be fair, she always used to give me a nice hug
when she dropped me off at school.
And a note saying have a successful term.
I'm normally great with moms.
It's a shame you were late.
I can't do half a cesarean, can I?
I know. It's just, it wasn't quite,
"we'll tell her over a nice dinner," was it?
Oh.
She's known ever since
she caught me wanking off He-Man.
Look on the bright side. You're never gonna have to
sit next to her at the top table now, are you?
I never said "Never."
Didn't say yes, though either, did you?
No, I said that...
You know what I said. And you agreed.
Do you want to grab a drink?
How about 10?
Why don't you have another go?
-Because-- -Give her a call and...
take her out for dinner.
You'd have to prise my cold dead hands from the phone.
For me.
She's not gonna be able to do this week anyway.
It's a full moon.
[Adam howls]
[Harry laughs]
[soft music]
That's it.
Nice big breaths.
Do you know that if you spread out the surface area
of your lungs and put them on a football pitch,
that's an instant red card and a direct free kick.
Don't listen to anything your mom says, by the way.
She's just a bit upset with me.
So is my mom actually.
Maybe it's a mom thing.
Oh, and how Harry is too. [sad laugh]
Maybe it's a people thing.
[people chattering]
[ominous music]
-Hi. -[Adam grunts]
[Shruti] Oh, God, sorry.
Fuck sakes.
Is that your statement?
I haven't started mine yet.
Well, I've only managed seven words and a coffee stain.
Get me a latte.
Bring it up to labor ward.
Please.
Tell me you don't have to work with that twat.
Oh. Who, Adam?
Oh, uh no. He's all right really.
Shit. Sorry.
I didn't mean to be rude about your friend.
I was trying to, um-- I'm Ben.
That's my name. Obviously.
-Uh, Shruti. -[Ben] I know. I mean...
Do you like eating pizza?
That sounds like I'm saying you're fat.
I, I don't think you're fat.
I think you're not fat. I...
I'm just gonna start again. I'm Ben.
Would you like to go for something to eat?
For example, a pizza.
Ah, uh, yeah. That sounds nice.
Great.
Um, when? Tonight?
-Oh, um. -Tomorrow?
Saturday?
-March? -Um, t-- tomorrow.
Tomorrow, tomorrow could work.
[Ben laughs]
But it's just us three right? Like you, me, and Adam?
[Ben smirks]
I'll meet you around the front like seven-ish?
Yup.
Uh, Beatrice, you're in room two.
Second baby, apparently she's Jason Oranges' cousin.
[ladies whoop]
Do with that knowledge as you will.
Room three is to remain empty for the next 24 hours.
-I'm afraid. -The only good room.
Yeah, so no water births.
The Secretary of State for God knows what
is coming around tomorrow. So I'm assuming
that we all want to keep our jobs.
They must think the entire NHS smells like fresh paint.
-[ladies giggle] -Still, a new computer.
It's been years since I've been able to type words with G in it.
[ladies laugh]
I wouldn't get too attached, love.
Once the right honorable bastard
has done his little tour, they will all be gone faster
than they can say A&E closure.
[ladies laughing]
Right. Who fancies twins?
[upbeat music]
[power tools running]
[people chattering]
And we're going to keep room three free.
If the patients don't need it, Nigel.
Ah, Kay, a bit of good news for you.
-Lift up the complaint? -Ministerial visit tomorrow
and you get to shake his head.
Oh, explains why you've got the hospital's only mop today.
It shouldn't be too taxing.
Wander around the wards smiling like a gay proctologist.
Then tell a quick, charming anecdote
and it's off to the meeting room
for a plate of Sainsbury's cheapest sandwiches. You on?
-It would be my honor. -[Mr. Lockhart] Good man.
[alarm ringing]
Right, 24 hours to make
this place look like a labor ward.
Wow, traditionally, at this point,
a couple of you will be running to the emergency.
-Oh, we usually wait a bit. -It's faulty.
It randomly goes off for a couple of seconds.
If it keeps going we'll run but normally it just stops.
How often does this happen?
Um, a couple of times an hour.
-Well, add that to the list. -Of course, and what would
you like me to take off the list to make time?
[Mr. Lockhart grunts]
I'm on it.
[beeper buzzing and beeping]
[upbeat music]
What's wrong with her today?
-I couldn't tell you. -Is there someone who could?
She's obviously in pain but she won't let us look.
-She's being, uh, obstructive. -Meaning?
Meaning she told me to fuck off in four different languages.
Sounds like she's okay to me.
Oh.
It is not so good news, I'm afraid.
-Oh, dear. -I am afraid the whole leg
would have to be cut off.
Oh, I just ordered new slippers.
-Oh, no. -Will it grow back?
No, I don't think it will.
Um, Peter would you mind escorting Professor Einstein
back to her laboratory.
[lady] Ooh.
[indistinct chatter]
Sorry if that lady was bothering you.
No, are you kidding? She's best doctor
I've seen since I've been in here.
Is there, um, anything the matter?
Oh, no. Just here for delicious food.
[Adam chuckles]
How soundproof do you think that thing is?
So how can I help you today, Mrs. Winnicka?
I think something coming out...
of there.
Hope not. Labor wards full.
Um, do you mind if have a quick look?
Bend your legs, feet together. Drop your knees to the side.
Get on with it.
[Adam clears throat]
Okay.
Nothing to panic about. You've got a bit of a prolapse there.
That's your uterus you can feel coming out.
[Mrs. Winnicka grunts]
Very common.
There's something we can put inside to sort of...
hold it all up there.
Haven't had anything up there since decimalization.
I'll get you booked into your gynae clinic
in the next few days.
Tell you what?
I'll, um, get everything I need from clinic, and um,
pop back up with it later.
Go on then. What are you waiting for?
Well, everything looks absolutely fine.
The tummy pain stopped. And I think we can--
[Angus] Mommy's having a conversation.
Why, why don't we go get a book.
Oh, well like I was saying, if the tummy pain is settled
then I think we can probably get you back home.
If you're sure?
If anything changes, just come back and see us.
I mean we are never closed, unfortunately.
[Ernie yelling]
[Angus] Stop. Stop.
Would you guys just like hang on just one minute, please?
My lady in one is absolutely desperate for water birth.
Any chance we can get her into room three?
I'm really sorry, but it's above my pay grade.
Lockhart needs it empty to show it off to the Minister.
Okay, well, I've asked.
Don't you think that they should
see what this place is really like?
Rather than some sellotaped-together version.
Good plan. And when they sack me,
you're going to pay my mortgage directly into the bank
or just give me the cash?
[lady] They couldn't have picked a quieter time.
-Sorry to bother you, but-- -Yet, here you are.
So if someone came in with
nothing the matter and you sent them home?
-No. -I'm sorry.
I'm quite busy right now.
I probably can't arrange
a full parade in your honor.
No. Look. The stickers on her file.
-Oh shit. -That's domestic abuse, right?
In the ladies toilets there are red stickers
that you put on your notes if you want to talk
privately about domestic abuse.
Good spot. Parade's back on.
Hi, I'm Adam one of the doctors.
-Everything okay? -Nothing to worry about.
Just wondering if I could have a couple of words with you
-with you in private? -[Angus] Um,
we want to stay with Mommy, don't we, Ernie.
Well, I do have to examine your wife
in quite a personal way so--
Thought you said it was a couple of words?
Yeah, words of Vaginal and examination.
-I thought with your son here... -[Angus laughs]
-You'll be all right, darling? -Yeah.
There's a coffee shop downstairs.
Well I think the cafe near opposites probably safer.
[Angus] Go, son!
[Ernie blabs]
Is everything okay at home, Anna?
-How do you mean? -Anna, you can tell us.
I mean, you did the hard bit already.
Uh, the stickers.
-Stickers. -Oh, God.
[Anna] He's always doing this sort of thing.
[Ernie] Sticky stickers.
-[Anna] He loves stickers. -[Angus] Honey.
-Hey! -[Ernie] Stick stickers.
-So sorry. -[Anna laughs]
Come on then, Ms. Marple.
[Angus] Ah-uh. Rascal.
[alarm ringing]
There was something weird about him.
Yeah, he was a posh twat.
You don't get arrested for that.
-Just as well. -Me, you can talk.
My, my mom's a dinner lady and my dad's an electrician.
Why did I get the idea that your parents were doctors?
Oh, some racist stereotypes?
Oh. No, no, no, no. Um...
-You-- -I'm kidding.
You do know that like not everyone gets
this handed to them on a plate, right?
Like it didn't even occur to my parents
I could end up being a doctor.
All right, little Orphan Annie.
Well, how did you end up here then?
[Adam scoffs] Um.
My-- Well, my dad was a doctor.
And he had this big plate?
[Shruti laughs]
[indistinct chatter]
Sorry, sorry. I um,
so uh, so glad I caught you.
Um, I was just discussing your case
a bit more with my colleague.
And we thought that it'd be best to keep you
in overnight for a test.
Uh, what sort of test?
A, a scan test.
-So a scan? -Yes. Yes.
Is something wrong with the baby?
Oh no, I'm, I'm sure everything's fine.
I just want to check that the baby is growing.
-You can't do it today? -Uh,
well, there actually aren't any slots till morning.
Uh, so we just, just to be on the safe side, it would be best
-to stay in overnight. -[Angus] That's fine.
I'll keep her company till the visiting hours end.
-Is your phone charged? -[Anna] Yeah.
[mysterious music]
It's going off every three minutes.
No, I don't have the error code for the secondary console.
I don't even know where the secondary console is.
Listen, I need someone to come here
with a toolbox,
a jumpsuit and the phrase, "I have fixed the alarm."
What?
Three weeks?
Which of Neptune's moons are you based on? Exactly?
Listen, forget it.
Pleasure doing business with you.
Um, can I help you?
Um, I'm starting an ultimate Frisbee team.
Do you want in?
[alarm ringing]
Hi.
Sorry, hi. Are you working on labor ward?
-Yeah. -Can you see if you can do
anything to stop the alarm going off every few seconds?
I'll have a go.
Can you have a success?
[Adam sighs]
Okay.
-Just try to relax. -That's easy for you to say.
I went to the theater last night.
Uh, thrilling for you.
In a way. Had a massive argument with my mother.
Yes. And have you apologized yet?
-Didn't do anything wrong. -She's your mother.
She could be dead tomorrow.
I'll apologize in my eulogy then.
Yep, there it is. All done.
How does that feel?
-Better? -Better.
Good. That's good.
Right. I will get you booked into clinic,
have it replaced in six months.
Will you be doing it?
Ah, it depends on...
Yeah. Sure.
[Mrs. Winnicka] That's a shame.
[guitar music]
Just because it's only got one Michelin star,
doesn't mean it's not a good restaurant, mom.
Well, how on earth am I meant to know
how hygienic the kitchen is?
Prier, who's the safeguarding midwife?
Oh, um, Eastery Paulette, but she left.
Thank God. If it's urgent, you speak to Tracy...
Okay. Yep. See you at eight. Bye.
Don't forget to charge your broomstick.
[Shruti] Adam, where's Tracy?
Busy getting her MBE.
[commotion]
Oh, Jesus Christ. What's happened here?
I'll tell you in a minute. Can you just check her CTG?
First baby. 41.
But otherwise low risk.
Oh, my God.
Jesus. Hi, I'm Adam. One of the doctors.
I'm supposed to be having a water birth.
And you never know when the pipes might come down.
Baby's heart rates improving nicely.
So sorry. We'll um,
we'll, we'll get you some, another room.
No, we don't have another room.
-So-- -What?
we'll just clear this one up. Okay?
She's the boss.
What happened in there?
I'll tell you what didn't happen.
The bloody alarm.
Pulled it twice and nothing,
so I put a bit more welly into it.
What did you do?
-Nothing. -Don't bullshit me.
Well, the um,
the alarm company couldn't send anyone
for three weeks so I asked a, a workman to have a go.
And how would you say they did out of 10?
[Tracy sighs]
Ah, fuck this.
Good news. We found you another room.
There's even a pool in there for a water birth.
And can I still eat my placenta?
Sure, why not?
[lady] Dr. Adam.
How's my little friend.
Oh, you know. Just keeping busy.
Cleaned the oven this morning and I came down here.
Um, can I ask what you're doing here?
Sorry, we, uh, we did meet before but it was...
Yeah, it was only briefly.
Um, I'm the doctor who delivered your nephew.
I know exactly who you are.
That's why I'm asking if it's appropriate for you
to be here right now.
Um. Sorry, yeah, of course.
-I was just going. -Yeah.
[lady] Bye, Dr. Adam.
[emotional music]
[ominous music]
[Harry] Go on then with the damage.
Uh, 10 - 11.
You remember he said you'd go through my presentation
when you got home?
Do you remember how you wanted me
to meet my mom for dinner?
Uh. Amazing.
Well, good luck. Let me know how it goes, yeah?
And remember the magic words.
If she tries to suck out my soul, I say "Expecto Patronum."
I was thinking "I'm sorry."
Good luck.
Aw. Thank you. You remembered us at last.
[waiter] I hope it is to your satisfaction this time.
Are those chives?
Get him a new one too. That's gone stone cold.
Of course, ma'am.
If you could maybe only spit in hers.
I can't remember the last time I saw you two months in a row,
let alone two evenings.
-How's work? -You know, works fine. Yes.
I'm acting registrar now. Um, did I mention that?
Yes. That's wonderful news.
Your father and I are very proud.
Lesley's son's a professor.
Le, Lesley son's 50.
He said she said.
I'm showing a minister around the ward tomorrow.
Oh, that's fantastic, darling.
How many doctors were they choosing from?
Quite a lot, actually.
Hundreds I expect.
Um... So...
Yesterday at the um, at the theater.
We didn't really get the chance to speak properly.
Well you weren't there for half of it.
I said something pretty important to you
-when I arrived-- -Finally arrived.
What I'm saying is,
I want to apologize to you
for not saying it in the best way.
But uh, it's important to me.
-He's important to me. -When's Gregory's wedding?
I really like the girl he's marrying, don't you?
-She's very charming. -I'm talking to you about
Harry though. Aren't I, mom?
I'm not Greg. I'm saying to you that I live with Harry.
And we only have one bedroom.
Do you want a deposit on a bigger flat?
-Is that what all this is about? -I'm saying to you,
I live with Harry.
I'm very happy.
And we love each other. And we're gay.
-Both of you? -[Adam sighs]
Yes.
-Both of-- -What was wrong with Helen?
-You were so nice together. -I'm gay, mom.
Look, I've watched you pull your pants down
at far too many children's birthday parties
to be fazed by one of your outbursts.
This is not an outburst.
Thank you.
I don't know what you're getting so uppity about.
I said to your father, he seemed fairly nice.
He is nice. He's very nice.
Did I tell you, Monica's having her kitchen redone, again.
Glass everywhere.
It looks awful.
Anyway, we're engaged.
We're getting married.
[upbeat music]
[Harry] So how'd it go then?
-Yeah, fine. -She didn't kill you then.
-That's something. -Yeah.
-Yeah, she got it. -See. I knew she would
if you just apologized for springing it on her.
So um, what did she say?
Oh, you know she mainly talked about herself.
But she was, um,
interested in you and um, yeah, asked lots of questions.
Like what?
About your job and about your family.
And um,
she said she can't wait to meet you properly.
Next time she's in London stealing dalmatians.
I knew she'd be happy
if you were just straight with her.
I think she'd be happier if I were straight, full stop.
Well, why don't we arrange for us all to meet up again?
-I'm knackered. I should-- -Or we can
ask her for dinner. I can make--
Fajitas.
Does she like Fajitas? I mean, who doesn't like Fajitas?
And I make amazing Fajitas, really good...
[Adam groaning]
[guitar music]
[David Bowie - "Let's Dance"]
♪ Let's dance
♪ Put on your red shoes and dance the blues ♪
♪ Let's dance
♪ To the song that they playing on the radio ♪
♪ Let's sway
♪ While color lights up your face ♪
♪ Let's sway
♪ Sway through the crowd to an empty space ♪
♪ And if you say run
♪ I'll run with you
♪ And if you say hide
♪ We'll hide
♪ Because my love for you
Anna.
[clears throat]
Anna.
♪ ... Into my arms
-Anna. Fuck. God. -[Anna gasps]
Oh.
Oh, god. I'm so sorry. Did I wake you?
I know the answer's yes.
I totally woke you. I'm so sorry.
What's going on?
Um, I just wanted to um, to talk to you.
In the middle of the night?
I thought you might wanna have a chat.
And there's no one else you can have a chat with?
Well, yeah, just one second, just give me one second.
Do your scan now, shall we? Yeah.
Just watch, just watch out for that.
It's cold, sorry.
[Shruti clears throat]
Do you know if it's a boy or girl?
-They said she's a girl. -Yeah, I agree.
That's her heart.
Bet you can hear that. That looks good.
You know it's a really weird job being an obstetrician.
Because you always look after two separate patients at once.
[Anna sighs]
It's...
it's just since I've been pregnant.
It's not his fault. He's not a bad man.
What's changed since you've been pregnant?
Ernie can be a real handful.
And his work's so stressful at the moment.
He didn't mean to.
Anna, will you let me help you?
[guitar music]
What's that?
It's nothing interesting, just a work form.
Is this suit too tatty?
Be honest.
If anything it's impressive
you've managed to keep your school uniform so neat.
Where's the one you wore to Hannah's wedding?
The wedding where we swam in the pond?
-Yeah. -In the pond?
Well, you look very handsome in your suit with your shoes
and that little bit of beard you've left on your cheek.
[Harry grunts]
Oh, gees.
[phone vibrating]
Oh hey. No, it's Harry.
No, he's just in the bathroom. He'll be out in a sec.
Yeah, I'm sorry we didn't get to chat much at the theater.
Ha, thank you. Congratulations for...
Oh right. Yes, of course.
Silly me. He's just here now. I'll pass you over.
It's your mom.
Hi, Mom.
Mom, the signal is bad. I'll call you back later.
Okay. Bye.
I told her that we were engaged.
Yeah. I worked out the rest.
This better be a fucking amazing explanation.
You don't know her.
I'm starting to think I don't know you.
It was, it was the only thing I could think to say to...
to make her take us seriously.
Well, wouldn't it be good start if you took us seriously?
[chuckles] I proposed, that's serious.
Yeah, and what did I say? Hmm?
Let me in, let me know what's going on in there?
"How was your day?" "Fine thanks."
I knew It was a terrible idea coming out to her.
-How can you say that. -Well look what's happened.
Come here.
-I'm sorry. -It's okay.
Well done for telling her.
[background chatter]
Um, what's going on here?
-Some wiring issue. -How long is it going to take?
How long is a piece of wire?
Excuse me.
I presume this will be tidied away within the next hour.
Jesus Christ. It's like downtown Basel in here.
I didn't think it could be possible
to make the place look worse.
We needed to stop the alarm misfiring so I--
Threw a grenade at the ceiling.
Don't let the fire officer see that suit.
The whole place could go up.
[nurse] Could I get a doctor into room three, please?
-Tracy. -Clean that up...
Hi, I'm Adam, one of the doctors we met yesterday.
We performed water birth four minutes ago.
Placenta not coming easily and now a bit of the bleed.
Right.
[baby crying]
Okay, let's uh, pop you onto the bed
so the doctor can have a proper look. Okay.
[husband] Let me take the baby from you.
Um, I, I can still eat my placenta after this,
you not going to take it away?
That's a question for the midwives, not me, I'm afraid.
It's, It's perfectly natural.
Dogs do it.
They also eat their young and fuck the furniture.
[Tracy] Alright, I'll take that.
Is there pain?
Okay. Right. First things first.
Let's see where this bleed is coming from.
Yeah, you got a bit of a tear here.
Suture, needle, holder scissors, and large swabs? Thanks.
[patient crying]
That'll be two minutes, just a quick bit of needlework.
[husband] Look at that dimple.
Isn't she lovely?
That's the bleeding stopped.
[Tracy] We'll get her away as soon as doctors left.
Now a delicious...
placenta.
Hang on. Isn't, isn't this...
the placenta?
No, that's blood clots from inside your...
That's blood clots.
[phone vibrating]
[intercom] To gynae, crash call to gynae.
[alarm ringing]
[nurse] 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
[nurse] Okay, I've got access.
Can I help? I'm one of the Ob's in Gynae registrars.
[doctor] What do you know about her?
Uh, Magda Winnicka, 85-years-old, long stay,
stable Vulvar cancer patient awaiting discharge.
Otherwise, fit as a fiddle.
Well she's not now is she.
I'm sorry doctor. I haven't checked on this before.
Oh, for God's sake.
This patient has a valid "Do Not Resuscitate" form.
Is everybody happy to stop CPR now?
Oh, come on. We can give it a good shot.
Resuscitation discontinued at 10:42.
She was absolutely fine yesterday.
I um, fitted her a pessary, she was up in bed--
We are not going against a "Do Not Resuscitate" Order
authorized by the patient.
You happy to certify death?
[guitar music]
I took my mom for dinner by the way.
Total disaster.
Mostly my fault.
Told her I was getting married which was a bit of a lie.
I mean I asked him and he said no,
which is fair enough really.
I used to reckon that I was good at medicine
and bad at the other stuff.
Not doing great at either right now.
[sad music]
Don't you dare haunt me.
[lady] Yes. Yes. I can see that you will probably be dead.
By Friday.
That one there,
she has the worst case of worms I have ever seen.
[man] I have another. She's not on alternate ward.
They told me she's here. Just tell me what room she's in?
[nurse] Of course, if you'll give me a moment.
Is this a joke?
What am I meant to do?
Anna, please don't worry about it okay.
It's gonna be all right.
So um, okay. We gonna sort it out.
-All right. -Sort what out?
Uh, we, we just need to run a few more tests.
[Angus sighs]
-How long is this gonna take? -I'm sure it won't take long.
Mr. Hanson, I actually, I prefer
if you can give us a few more minutes?
-You need to drop your attitude. -[Anna] Angus, please.
She's had you in here all night.
She's fanning around, clearly doesn't know what she's doing.
Uh, why don't I get someone else to come in and do the scan then?
Yeah?
Just do your little tests and we'll get home.
[Mr. Lockhart] Spit-spot, team. He'll be here any moment.
I guess pajamas are probably better than nylon and vomit.
I had a patient die today.
Someone...
...you know, someone I really cared for.
You can't care for her that well if she died.
[Adam sighs]
Thought I might go to her funeral.
You're not going to a patient's funeral. It's unprofessional.
Did I say go to her funeral
or did I say, fuck her grandchildren?
Um, I don't want to be unprofessional I just want to
make sure that there's a friendly face there.
Are you going to make some balloon animals as well?
We've got boundaries for a reason.
Shit happens, you can't just let yourself feel it all.
[lady] Jaseem Namindar will be with you in three minutes.
Eyes right.
-[Ernie mumbling] -How long is this gonna take?
I just want to monitor the baby's heart for 15 minutes.
Does it have to be that long?
Why don't I put a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door?
Just to stop anyone from coming in
because the doors don't have locks here.
Fine.
[ominous music]
[Ernie laughing]
[Ernie meows]
Shut that child!
No darling. Don't do that.
[dramatic drum music]
[people chattering]
Call security, they're in room one.
[Mr. Lockhart] Kay, get back here!
-Everything okay? -Yeah.
We're um, done here. Just heading home.
Thanks very much for all your help, love.
Anything I can do, Shruti?
The problem I was worried about
is a problem, problem.
This is the second full day
of being messed around by this department.
And just so you know Dr. um, Kay,
-I am going to complain about-- -Just give me five minutes
with your wife, please sir and you can complain
to the Chief Executive, the Health Secretary,
and Princess Michael of Kent for all I care.
-We're leaving. -Come on.
-No. -That's assault.
Did you see that, he assaulted me. Come on.
-[dramatic drum music] -[indistinct mumbling]
Maybe we should just go home, sweetheart.
Listen, listen...
-Hi. Yeah. This is mental. -This way, sir.
Totally unnecessary.
I, I need to speak to somebody senior.
[security] You need to come with us.
[Angus] Tell them I've done nothing wrong.
I'll leave this with you, Shruti.
[Angus] This is ridiculous. Who do I need to speak to?
Well done.
[Mr. Lockhart] This is our most, uh, recently refurbished suite.
[people moaning]
Well, that was something of a surprise. Shall we?
Oh shit. They taking photographs.
I better change the patient's initials for confidentiality.
[camera's clicking]
He'll be held overnight at least.
That's time to get you and Ernie somewhere safe.
I don't need somewhere safe.
Anna, you don't have to put up with this anymore.
He only got angry today because it's all taking so long.
-You told me that he-- -[nurse clears throat]
Mommy's just going to the toilet.
I'll be right back.
What now?
We'll work out a safe guarding plan.
You did really well today.
It's so fucking pointless though, isn't it?
Fucking pointless. Fucking pointless.
[dramatic music]
Hey. I thought you were gonna stand me up there.
Oh, my God.
God, I'm so sorry. Um...
What time is it? How long have you been waiting?
Um...
Don't worry.
They holding our table for us.
[piano music]
Um, do you mind if, if we rain check, please?
I'm not feeling too great.
No worries. Another time.
See you around.
I will end with the prayer of Commendation for the dying.
To you Oh, Lord,
we commend the soul of Magda Winnicka.
Your servant.
In the sight of this world,
she is now dead.
In your sight, may she live forever.
Forgive whatever sins
she committed through human weakness...
[ominous music]
[church organ playing]
Hey.
Are you okay?
I'm just...
I've had better days.
Were you close?
Um...
I think she hated me actually.
Seriously, it really means a lot to me that you brought me here.
I bring you to all the best places, don't I?
I've been thinking a lot about...
that question you asked me.
I've changed my mind.
[Adam laughs]
Go on, ask it again.
Will you marry me?
Of course, I will.
-Are you sure? -Yes, I'm sure.
[both laugh]
Good.
Because I've already booked the venue.
[guitar music]
Our grandson's fit isn't he?
[Adam chuckles]
[Lee Hazlewood "My Autumn's Done Come"]
♪ Kiss all the pretty ones goodbye ♪
♪ Give everyone a penny that cries ♪
♪ You can throw my tranquil pills away ♪
♪ Let my blood pressure go on its way ♪
♪ Cuz my autumn's done come
♪ My autumn's done come
♪ Done come
♪ Let those 'I-don't-care-days' begin ♪
♪ I'm tired of holdin' my stomach in ♪
♪ Cuz my autumn's done come
♪ Yeah done come