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Previously on
"Resident Alien"...
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Harry can't date that bird.
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He should be saving the Earth.
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The portal is fixed, yeah?
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We are moving
to her home planet.
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Some people find
chips in their skin
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that aliens use
as a tracking device.
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[dramatic music]
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What do we got here, Deputy?
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Someone found it
near the bus stop.
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I'll go through it
and see who it belongs to.
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You will never know
a love like Heather and I.
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We do not keep secrets
from one another
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like humans do.
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You are gonna help us
get Harry's alien DNA.
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You will leave the planet,
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and you will never
see him again.
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[soft music]
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♪
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[whirring]
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♪
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What the hell is that?
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♪
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[lock chirping]
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[upbeat twangy music]
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♪
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[light music]
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After discovering
the Greys' plan
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to change
the Earth's atmosphere,
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I have devised
a plan of my own.
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I am building a bomb that can
destroy the Greys' spaceship.
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And then their stupid,
beautiful hybrids
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will be stuck here
and have to get jobs
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as personal trainers
and sideline reporters.
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[beeping]
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Uh-oh.
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Something is wrong.
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[beeping]
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My blood sugar is
dangerously low.
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Once the general has the bomb,
she can finish the mission,
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and I can embark
on my new one--
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leaving the planet
and spending
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the rest of my life
with Heather.
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[sighs]
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Good morning, my beautiful
bird of paradise.
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Mm.
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Can I make you
a nice breakfast, hmm?
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I have a bowl
of worms and insects.
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Or there is also still one
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aquatic invertebrate
in the fridge.
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Oh, that's OK.
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I'm--I'm not really hungry.
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OK.
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Well, I could, uh, chew it up.
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[sighs]
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Regurgitate it
back in your mouth.
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That's really sweet,
but no, thanks.
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I think that I--
I didn't really sleep well.
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Your human bed is not
as comfortable as the nest
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you made me at the hotel.
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Then I will make you
a new nest today.
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I will go into town,
and I will gather twigs
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and string and some hair.
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No, Harry, you've already
done too much.
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I want to do something for you.
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A wing job?
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Something even better.
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First, I need you to change.
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[moaning]
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[quirky music]
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Your gills definitely
needed a cleaning.
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There's more
where that came from.
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- [chuckles]
- [grunting]
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You like this?
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Yes, I do. [laughs]
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Oh, it is so nice
to find someone
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you can be yourself with.
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Just leave everything
out in the open.
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[chuckles]
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No secrets.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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My love,
your head is bobbing.
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Oh.
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Is there something
on your mind?
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Weird.
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Uh, no. [laughs]
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Nothing at all.
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Definitely nothing to hide.
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That's for sure.
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You can go harder.
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I like the pain.
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Oh. [moans]
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We might need a safe word.
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[grunting]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[snoring]
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[light music]
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[knocking]
[gasps]
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[sighs]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What are you doing out here?
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I worked late, so...
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I got tired on my way home,
pulled over.
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My house isn't
on your way home.
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You got me.
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I just came by to make sure
you're doing OK.
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And you slept out here?
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I mean, how did you even
use the bathroom?
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Wait.
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Is this about the alien stuff
that you said the other night?
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Aliens? [laughs]
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That's crazy.
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No, I just--
checking up on you.
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If that keeps aliens away,
then great.
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I was not abducted by aliens,
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so you need to go home
before Kate comes out
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and starts asking questions.
- Fine.
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Hey, would you toss
my water bottle for me?
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Did you piss in it?
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You know I did.
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Pretty full.
Smells like pee-pee.
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Would you throw it out,
yes or no?
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- No.
- Give it a toss.
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It's full of urine.
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Really?
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It's just pee.
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[soft music]
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Love ya.
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♪
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Huh. Lovely.
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There you are.
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Tell me you did not spend
another night
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guarding Ben and Kate's house.
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Yeah, but he caught me,
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so can't do that again.
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Tonight I'll have to bring
binoculars
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and park up the street,
watch from there.
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What's the plan here?
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Let's say you witness
an abduction.
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How exactly are you
gonna stop it?
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Baseball bat.
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I've seen pictures of Greys
on the internet.
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Their long necks,
their heads are
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just right in my strike zone.
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Not to complain,
but would it kill Jay
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to wash a dish once in a while?
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That sounds like complaining.
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I know.
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She's your daughter,
and that actually
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explains why she doesn't clean.
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But her stuff is everywhere.
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Pullout couch, always open.
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Oh, my raspberry yogurt's
gone again.
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Big surprise.
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- You finished that yesterday.
- Yeah.
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Because I knew if I didn't,
Jay would eat it.
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Fine.
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I'll buy you more yogurt
and clean.
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Happy?
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No.
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Jay should be doing that.
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Look, things are really good
between Jay and I right now,
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and I don't want
to rock the boat.
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Besides, we have
bigger things to worry about,
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like how to keep Harry
from leaving with Heather.
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Jay seems like
the least of our--
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[toilet flushing]
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[quirky music]
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Sup, fam?
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You're out of milk, FYI.
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Jay's the least of our--
you were saying?
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Leave me alone.
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[grunting]
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Nothing like
a good gill excavation
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to make you feel new again.
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What can I do to thank you?
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You don't need to thank me.
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I don't deserve it.
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You deserve everything.
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That is why
I will finish this bomb,
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so that we can leave
and we can never look back.
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I cannot wait to see
your planet.
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Will your friends accept
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that you are dating
an un-winged alien?
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Let's not talk
about the future.
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[laughs]
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Let's just--let's just talk
about the present
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because it's so special.
- [laughs]
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You know, I think that's
why they call it the present,
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'cause it's a present.
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That reminds me,
I wrote you a--a new poem.
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You did?
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I love your poems.
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But don't read it to me.
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Stop right there
and do not read it,
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because I'm gonna
take this out,
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and if I don't come right back,
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that's just because
I ran out to get cigarettes.
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But you do not even smoke.
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I love that you try new things.
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[somber music]
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This must be
what true love is like.
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[car engine starting]
When your lover leaves,
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you feel like
you will never see them again.
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[tires screeching]
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And the sound of her tires
peeling out of my driveway,
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I can tell she is in a hurry
to come back to me.
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[light music]
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Here you go, Debra.
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Morning, Sheriff.
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Hey, Deputy.
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Hey, do you ever
get the feeling like--
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like you're being followed?
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Right now comes to mind.
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Last night,
I felt someone following me.
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So this morning,
I changed up my route,
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but I think that son of a bitch
Joseph is still on my tail.
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You know what this means,
don't you?
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We're on the right track
with our investigation.
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Our investigation? No.
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I told you, when I get
involved, people get hurt.
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I'm done.
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What?
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I thought you just needed time.
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I don't need time.
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I need distance.
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Taking time helps you see
things more clearly, Deputy.
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Hey, you know, Cletus peed
in my bed once, right?
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Now, I got mad,
but did I get rid of him?
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No.
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I took some time to reflect
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and find the right move.
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So then I went and peed
in his little doggy bed,
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and I said to him,
"Now, how do you like it now?"
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That's how he learns.
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They pee on you,
you pee on them.
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I'm not gonna
rub his nose in it.
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That'd just be cruel.
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Not more cruel than me
listening to this story.
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Hey.
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Uh, I need to talk to you guys
about something.
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I have had some complaints
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regarding
the Sheriff's Department.
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I told you
it was a terrible idea
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to put up that suggestion box.
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Yes, I got that from the note
you put in the suggestion box
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telling me to take down
the suggestion box.
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It seems certain constituents
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aren't happy
about their taxpayer dollars
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being wasted investigating
alien-related matters.
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Taxpayers shouldn't
have a say
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in how their tax dollars
are spent.
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That's anarchy.
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Well, some people
call it democracy.
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Exactly.
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This is a free country.
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People can look for aliens
if they want,
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or search the forest
for fairies,
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even if they only find
a small frog
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living in an old shotgun shell.
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You said certain people
are lodging complaints.
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I want to know who.
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I am not at liberty to say.
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Hi, Sheriff.
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Nana.
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Thank you, Mayor,
for our little talk.
271
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,071
[quirky music]
272
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,334
Oh, come on, Liv.
273
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:42,293
How do you expect people
to take you seriously
274
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:45,209
with that crease
in your britches?
275
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,776
[clicking tongue]
276
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,691
Ugh.
277
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:49,866
She's right.
278
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,651
I do have a crease.
279
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,740
How did she see that?
[bell dings]
280
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,133
Sheriff, I'd like to see you
in my office.
281
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,526
Mm.
282
00:10:57,526 --> 00:11:03,358
♪
283
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:06,666
All right, Sheriff,
have a... seat.
284
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,019
I asked to see you
in my office.
285
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,194
No, you said
286
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,935
you'd like to see me
in your office.
287
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,240
And I don't blame you.
288
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,764
Hell, I'm a statue
of masculinity.
289
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,722
If I was in your office,
you'd probably walk in
290
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:23,160
every morning and say, "Damn,
now, that's what I want to be."
291
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,335
If you were a statue
in my office,
292
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,554
I'd hang my jacket on you.
293
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,208
I'd want you to,
because I'd be made
294
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,731
out of metal, and I'd be cold.
295
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,037
See?
296
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,865
Even as a statue man,
I still get what I want.
297
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,170
OK, here's the thing.
298
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,346
You and Liv have been
seen around town
299
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,741
snooping in plain clothes,
investigating something.
300
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,961
Not to mention, you know,
how you practically begged me
301
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,397
for a new deputy,
but now he's gone,
302
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,746
and you haven't even
replaced him?
303
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,139
What is going on?
304
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,401
Why are you being so secretive?
305
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,837
Why are you being
so inquisitive?
306
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,056
Because I have
a right to know.
307
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,666
This is my town.
- Oh, really?
308
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,450
You obviously don't know
how towns work.
309
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,843
You ever see a Western?
310
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,280
It's the sheriff that says,
"You're in my town now,"
311
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,804
not the mayor.
312
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,806
Do you drive a car
that has "mayor" written on it?
313
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,111
Yes, I do.
314
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,373
- You do?
- Yes.
315
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,332
Sometimes when it's dirty,
316
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,768
Max writes "mayor"
in the window,
317
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:06,900
and that's mayor,
318
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:11,556
as in "may your...
319
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:14,516
"town, if it is in trouble,
320
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,431
I will be the one to fix it."
321
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:19,564
You may have the word "sheriff"
on your car door,
322
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,479
but the name "Hawthorne"
is printed
323
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,698
on the soul of this town.
324
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,265
Right.
Like that poison creek.
325
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,266
Forget about the creek.
326
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,484
That's being renamed.
327
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,443
I don't know why
you're being like this.
328
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,923
You know, we used to be
like partners.
329
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,228
We were never partners.
330
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,535
We operate under
a split form of government,
331
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,711
like Madagascar or East Timor,
332
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,758
with two leaders
sharing separate powers, OK?
333
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,196
Now, if you don't mind,
I got work to do.
334
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,807
Humans thrive on forming
connections to each other.
335
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,027
But when that connection
is broken,
336
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,290
it makes them feel untethered.
337
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,206
They do not like that.
338
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,599
That is how I am
starting to feel.
339
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,166
Heather has been gone
for two hours,
340
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,908
and all I can think of is,
what if she is hurt?
341
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:02,390
What if she has been plucked
and stuffed into a pillow
342
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,174
or cozy lightweight jacket?
343
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:07,351
[tapping]
344
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,183
[pigeon cooing]
345
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,402
Hello.
346
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,404
Oh.
347
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,322
Thank you.
348
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,540
"Harry, if you're
reading this,
349
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,499
"then you've met
my friend Arlo.
350
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,761
I'm leaving the planet
without you."
351
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:26,631
No.
352
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,894
"Don't look for me.
353
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,504
"And please give Arlo
some cereal,
354
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,071
if you don't mind."
355
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,115
[Three Dog Night's "One"]
356
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,814
This cannot be.
357
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,556
♪ One is
the loneliest number ♪
358
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,037
"How do I know
this is really you?
359
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,692
Also, I am out of cereal."
360
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,434
♪ Two can be as bad as one
361
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,957
♪ It's the loneliest number
362
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,393
OK, there you go.
363
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,134
♪ Since the number one
364
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,833
Oh, so fast.
365
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:58,185
♪
366
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,577
You're back.
367
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,449
♪ No is the saddest
experience ♪
368
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:02,885
"Yes, it's really me.
369
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,409
"Who else would send
a note by pigeon?
370
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:08,891
PS, Arlo also enjoys
a nice cracker."
371
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,110
"Why?
372
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,633
"What has happened?
373
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:15,028
"Also, Arlo would not
eat my crackers.
374
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,986
They were the pepper kind."
375
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:20,772
♪ One is
the loneliest number ♪
376
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:24,515
♪ One is the loneliest
number ♪
377
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,736
♪ One is the loneliest
378
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:32,045
♪ Number that you'll ever do
379
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:35,352
♪
380
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,397
[whooshing]
381
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,746
Heather.
382
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,966
We can't keep doing
the notes.
383
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,141
It's not fair to Arlo.
384
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,533
He's freakin' exhausted.
385
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,231
My love, you came back.
386
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,929
No, Harry, it's over.
387
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,191
What?
388
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,410
But why?
389
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,892
Because I don't love you.
390
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,849
I never did.
391
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,111
No.
392
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,070
[somber music]
393
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,942
I don't believe you. Ah! Ow.
394
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:03,032
Why? Ow.
395
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,773
I think my heart is stopping.
396
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:05,992
It's not.
397
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,341
Hearts are the only thing
in the universe
398
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,865
that work even after
they break.
399
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,041
It's the thing that sucks
about hearts.
400
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,521
How do you know that?
401
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,089
Is it because your heart
is breaking too?
402
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,742
No.
403
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,787
My heart's fine.
404
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,310
Feels great.
405
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,921
Well, you cannot
take our love.
406
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,052
It is not just yours.
407
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,446
It is also mine.
408
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,100
I'm sorry, I have to go.
409
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,362
No, wait, I--
410
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,321
I have a--a poem to read you.
411
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,236
You have to listen.
412
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,456
♪
413
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,938
It is titled
"Forever Together."
414
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,678
♪
415
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,898
"Boy, I just
can't stop smiling."
416
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,900
[sobbing]
- No, I can't do this.
417
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,554
I cannot do this.
418
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,859
♪
419
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:48,860
Good--
420
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:49,949
♪
421
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,342
[whooshing]
422
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:54,997
Good what?
423
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,825
"Good"?
424
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,698
"Goodness, I love you."
425
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,831
"Good thing I was joking."
426
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,137
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
427
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,094
[pigeon cooing]
428
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,095
Huh?
429
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,407
"Bye."
430
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:17,106
♪
431
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,021
"Goodbye."
432
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,242
♪
433
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,157
Why?
434
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,898
[crying]
435
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:27,899
♪
436
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:33,862
[sobbing] Why?
437
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,124
Why?
438
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,130
[suspenseful music]
439
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,392
[soft click]
440
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:49,356
♪
441
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,409
[dramatic music]
442
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,542
♪
443
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,804
Got you, son of a bitch.
444
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,936
[panting]
445
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,199
Wait, you're not Joseph.
446
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:07,374
I--I'm Troy.
447
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,375
Troy?
448
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,506
Whoa.
449
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,942
Are you Lena's son?
450
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,205
I was just curious.
451
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,945
I wanted to see the guy
my mom was dating.
452
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,164
Come on, son.
453
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,078
You can't be
following people around
454
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,210
in the dark, all right?
455
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,820
It's dangerous.
And you can relax.
456
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,083
We're not dating.
We're just colleagues.
457
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,824
She doesn't talk about
her other colleagues
458
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:23,868
the way she talks about you.
459
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,740
She talks about me?
460
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,307
I overheard her
telling my Aunt Naya
461
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,699
you don't like her
paying for stuff?
462
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:29,874
I don't get it.
463
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,050
What's wrong with her paying?
464
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,052
Look, I appreciate
that you're here
465
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,140
to protect your mom, all right?
466
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,315
But this is grown man stuff.
467
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,968
You wouldn't understand.
It's complicated.
468
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,187
No, it's not.
469
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,102
From now on,
you stay away from her.
470
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,712
OK, well, she's already
staying away from me.
471
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:42,974
Why wouldn't she?
472
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,889
You made her cry.
473
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,675
What kind of a man are you?
474
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:50,678
[somber music]
475
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,636
♪
476
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,682
[sighs]
477
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:55,900
[soft music]
478
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,163
[knocking]
479
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,120
Harry?
480
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,382
[singer singing indistinctly]
481
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:02,124
I got a text saying
you want to die,
482
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,126
followed by an emoji
of a skull,
483
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,128
then a noose, then a gun.
484
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,739
Yeah.
And then a knife and a casket.
485
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,785
Then for some reason, a church?
486
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,874
That was a mistake.
487
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,398
It was supposed to be a sword.
488
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,747
♪
489
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,315
What's going on?
490
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,577
Heather left me.
491
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:21,839
Yes.
492
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,754
Yes, she did.
493
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,017
And that is awful.
494
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,367
She's gone.
495
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,411
It's over.
496
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,804
Now my life is over.
497
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,023
Oh, I'm so sorry, Harry.
498
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,721
Do not lie.
499
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,070
You're happy.
500
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:38,465
The red-haired one
is trying not to smile.
501
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:39,901
It seems like you know
my name by now.
502
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,424
OK.
503
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,122
Look, we did try
to break you guys up,
504
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,775
but it didn't work.
- Right.
505
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,429
So maybe it's just you.
506
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,605
[crying]
507
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,606
Is that helping?
508
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,042
I...
509
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,957
You're wrong.
510
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,959
Heather loved me.
511
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,222
I loved her.
512
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,137
I don't know what happened.
513
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,444
Sometimes there is
no explanation.
514
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,445
Oh.
515
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,186
Hey.
516
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,971
You just need to get your mind
off her, you know.
517
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,104
Stay busy.
518
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,412
Focus on
your little project here.
519
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,805
Huh, what is it?
520
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:18,200
Some kind of alien bird feeder?
521
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,810
- It's a bomb.
- A bomb, you say.
522
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,116
What's that now?
523
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,205
I built it
for the general to use
524
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,643
on the Greys
after I left with Heather.
525
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,167
OK.
526
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,256
Well, saving the Earth,
that's something to live for.
527
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,041
I don't care about the Earth.
528
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,390
This place sucks.
529
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,652
I hate it here!
530
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:36,871
Uh!
531
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,135
Hey, Greys!
532
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,963
Come and take this Earth!
533
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:42,964
I don't want it!
534
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,618
You can have it!
535
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,316
Hey, take this stupid plant!
536
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,317
I don't want it!
537
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,188
You can have it!
538
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,233
Take this stupid chair!
539
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,147
Huh?
540
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,975
I don't care anymore!
541
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,803
- OK.
- Take me!
542
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,500
I want to die!
543
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,808
OK, will you come back
in here, please?
544
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,940
Maybe you'll feel better
if you eat something.
545
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,203
We got you a pizza.
546
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,292
I do not care
about your pizza.
547
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,424
I hate the Earth,
and I hate you.
548
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,904
Whoa!
549
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,341
That is not how I taught you
to behave.
550
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,821
[door slams]
[both gasping]
551
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,345
Asta worked hard to pay
for that pizza, young man.
552
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,868
You will get your butt
out here and eat it.
553
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,044
I don't care, and I hate you!
554
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,307
I hate you more!
555
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,265
[thudding, glass shattering]
556
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,832
You know,
for the first time in my life,
557
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,703
I feel like I have
what it takes to be a mother.
558
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,879
♪
559
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,882
[soft music]
560
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,232
♪
561
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,625
I finally met Lena's son.
562
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,887
He's been tailing me.
563
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:39,890
He wanted to see
who his mom was dating.
564
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,632
♪
565
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,677
Wanna talk about it?
566
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,287
Nah.
567
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,593
There's nothing to talk about.
568
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,159
♪
569
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,074
She said we're colleagues,
but then I find out
570
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,642
she's been crying
over the breakup.
571
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,601
Seems like you want
to talk about it.
572
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,906
No, no.
573
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,430
This is our quiet time.
574
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,909
♪
575
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,737
Quiet time.
576
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,086
♪
577
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,740
You know,
maybe it's my destiny,
578
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,134
you know, to be alone.
579
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,831
♪
580
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,964
OK.
581
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,618
Let's talk about it.
582
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,229
♪
583
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,057
Her kid's right.
584
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,886
What kind of man
has somebody special
585
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,932
then just--
just pushes her away?
586
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:25,414
The kind of man
that lost his mom
587
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:29,113
when he was young
and raised by his father.
588
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,506
♪
589
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:34,945
You got attached to these
notions of masculinity.
590
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,773
So take it easy on yourself.
591
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:37,905
It's not your fault.
592
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:40,821
♪
593
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,301
Now can we fish?
594
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,780
You're the one
who wanted to talk.
595
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,347
♪
596
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,696
[laughs]
597
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:50,309
♪
598
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,963
He was serious about leaving.
599
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,313
This thing has
all the instructions
600
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,749
on what to do with this bomb.
601
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:58,099
Well, anything productive
is on hold for a bit.
602
00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:00,144
He just asked
if men can be nuns.
603
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:01,798
Probably for the best.
604
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,800
I don't know if I want him
handling a bomb right now.
605
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,369
I am so tired of playing
parent to this alien child.
606
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,763
It's enough to do it at home.
607
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,331
Yeah.
608
00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:15,377
What?
609
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,552
Nothing.
610
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,467
You're just not really
doing it at home.
611
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,469
I told you, Jay and I
are in a good place.
612
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,341
I don't want to ruin that.
- Right.
613
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,212
You're afraid to piss off
the teenager who lives with us
614
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,997
and eats my yogurt,
so now I have no yogurt.
615
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:28,564
I am not afraid.
616
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:29,696
Yes, you are.
617
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,088
You're afraid
you're gonna lose her.
618
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:34,091
And you're aiding
and abetting her.
619
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:35,397
Aiding and abetting?
620
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,008
What, is yogurt-eating
a felony now?
621
00:22:38,008 --> 00:22:40,663
No, it's just,
you're trying to be
622
00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:43,666
her friend instead of just
being a responsible adult.
623
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:46,495
If I'm so irresponsible,
why do you come running to me
624
00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:47,757
every time you're in trouble?
625
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,672
Because you let me,
which might be
626
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,979
how this whole problem got
started, if I'm being honest.
627
00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:53,284
Oh, oh, OK.
628
00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:54,285
So I've ruined you
because I'm there for you
629
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:55,504
when you need me?
630
00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,419
No, you're there for me
when it suits you,
631
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,855
when it makes you feel
better about yourself,
632
00:22:58,855 --> 00:22:59,856
like Harry said.
633
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,292
Thank you.
634
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,296
Tell me one time
that I was not there for you.
635
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:07,298
Oh, I don't know,
maybe when you drove me insane
636
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:08,865
by keeping
a life-altering secret from me
637
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:09,910
for a year and a half?
638
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,215
Oh, really? This again?
639
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:12,391
What was I supposed to do,
640
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,827
tell you the new doctor
is an alien?
641
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:15,263
Yes!
642
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,613
I'm supposed to be
your best friend,
643
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:18,875
but you couldn't
share that with me.
644
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,486
Why?
645
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:21,878
I'm not getting into this.
646
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,532
Well, we're in it.
647
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,229
Let's just drop it, please.
648
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:27,057
I don't want to drop it.
649
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:28,407
I want to know why.
650
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,104
Because you're
a loose cannon,
651
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:31,235
and I didn't know
if I could trust you.
652
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,846
Is that what you want to hear?
653
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,151
You are so impulsive,
654
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,284
I just knew that
you would tell someone.
655
00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:38,242
That's bullshit.
656
00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:39,679
You didn't want to tell me
because Harry
657
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,464
dropping down to Earth
was a godsend for you.
658
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,248
Just you.
659
00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:45,902
Secret little baby
you found on your doorstep,
660
00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:47,817
another one for your
menagerie of the needy.
661
00:23:47,817 --> 00:23:50,080
You told Ben that
he was getting abducted
662
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,342
when I told you not to.
663
00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:52,735
You did it anyway
because you don't listen
664
00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:54,084
because you make everything
about yourself.
665
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,346
I do not.
666
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:56,391
How do I make everything
about myself?
667
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:57,653
Tell me. I want to know.
668
00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,133
A lot of "I's" and "me's"
in that denial.
669
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,570
I told Ben
because real friends
670
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,703
don't keep huge secrets
from each other.
671
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:06,270
You told Ben
because you feel guilty,
672
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:08,055
and so you made everything
about you.
673
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:09,883
OK, fine. Fine.
674
00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:11,188
I make everything about me.
675
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:12,886
But you make everything
about you
676
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:16,237
by saying it's not about you
because you're a martyr.
677
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,239
I'd rather be a martyr
than a loose cannon.
678
00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:19,936
Well, that is exactly
what a martyr would say.
679
00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:21,503
- Loose cannon.
- Martyr.
680
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:27,640
Pretend I'm not here.
681
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:33,080
[somber music]
682
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,997
♪
683
00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:38,651
[door slams]
684
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,221
[knocking]
685
00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:46,093
[sighs]
686
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,060
Why are you here?
687
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,280
I came to see
how you're doing.
688
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:01,978
Were you getting dressed?
689
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,284
Undressed?
690
00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:05,852
Or is this just how it is now?
691
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:08,550
Would you ask a woman that?
692
00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:12,249
Your friend Asta
contacted me.
693
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:15,731
Said you're a mess
and can't work.
694
00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:17,124
Now, I don't know
the first thing
695
00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:19,909
about how to console
a lovesick alien,
696
00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:23,217
but I heard about
your chicken girlfriend
697
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:25,219
or whatever she was.
698
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:26,655
So...
699
00:25:27,874 --> 00:25:31,530
[light music]
700
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,662
[low grunting]
701
00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,622
♪
702
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:39,581
What the hell is that?
703
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,670
The guy said
her name is Patricia.
704
00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,672
I thought maybe
she could help you
705
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:45,587
get over your girlfriend.
706
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:46,588
No judgment.
707
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,329
Everyone has their thing.
708
00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:50,679
I am offended that you think
709
00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:53,595
you can replace
the love of my life
710
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,641
with just some random bird.
711
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:56,772
No offense.
712
00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:58,469
This has nothing
to do with you.
713
00:25:58,469 --> 00:25:59,862
You're very attractive.
714
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,211
Do whatever you need.
715
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,691
Just finish that bomb.
716
00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:05,346
And don't fall in love.
717
00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:06,956
She's a rental.
718
00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:15,182
[low grunting]
719
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,792
Don't worry, we don't
have to do anything.
720
00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,664
♪
721
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:21,318
We can just talk.
722
00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,407
♪
723
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:26,802
And even though I've never
had a UFO encounter myself,
724
00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:29,370
I'm here
to support my daughter,
725
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,633
because I love her.
726
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,635
I love you too, Mom.
727
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:34,854
Oh, baby.
728
00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:37,726
[soft music]
729
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,293
♪
730
00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:40,250
OK.
731
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,122
Thank you for sharing, Dorothy.
732
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:44,864
So this is where
all the crazies meet.
733
00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:48,084
I expected there'd be
more padding on the walls.
734
00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:49,346
[chuckles]
735
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:52,219
[indistinct chatter]
736
00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:55,831
- Hi.
- You came.
737
00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:57,877
Yeah.
I was in the neighborhood,
738
00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:59,139
so I figured I might as well.
739
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,532
You're new.
740
00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:03,317
You want to tell us
a little about yourself
741
00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:04,318
and why you're here?
742
00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:05,667
Oh, me? No.
743
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,800
Um, I'm--I'm not here
to participate.
744
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,846
I'm--I'm just here to watch.
745
00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:13,283
We don't get
a lot of watchers here.
746
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:17,287
Well, I--I haven't
experienced anything.
747
00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:19,159
I mean, I--
748
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:22,684
I've been seeing this owl
outside my window.
749
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:23,990
But it's not a big deal.
750
00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:26,688
I mean,
this is Colorado, right?
751
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,690
There are owls.
752
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:29,778
14 varieties, actually.
753
00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:31,693
I--I looked it up online.
754
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,303
So, you know, no, I--
755
00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:34,696
I think I'm good.
756
00:27:36,437 --> 00:27:40,049
[soft music]
757
00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:42,356
Except, um, I'm not--
I'm not good.
758
00:27:42,356 --> 00:27:44,140
I'm...
759
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,794
[sighs]
760
00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:48,014
♪
761
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:51,887
I used to like where I live.
762
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:56,762
But now--I mean,
I love our--our home, but...
763
00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:59,460
♪
764
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,811
But I don't feel safe there.
765
00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:05,031
I mean, I--I even--
766
00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:07,816
I even tried to convince
my husband to sell our house.
767
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:11,080
But I--I think
it's bigger than that.
768
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,952
Like, I think
I'm not safe anywhere.
769
00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:16,042
And I just feel like
I'm going crazy.
770
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,392
Oh, am I allowed to use
that word in here?
771
00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:20,742
You're not crazy.
772
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,701
I've had a similar experience.
773
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,615
At first, the owls
didn't seem odd,
774
00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:26,922
but then it just
kept happening.
775
00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:28,924
I even put our house up
on the market.
776
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:31,057
And then one day,
I'm in the shower,
777
00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:33,886
and I find this tiny bump
behind my knee
778
00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:35,409
that I'd never noticed.
779
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:38,412
So I did some research,
and I realized
780
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:41,241
it's maybe a chip
they implanted in me,
781
00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:42,982
and that people
all over the world
782
00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:45,288
have been having
similar experiences.
783
00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:48,465
♪
784
00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:49,597
Are you OK?
785
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:52,382
♪
786
00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:54,471
I don't know.
787
00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:00,129
Does he have any idea
you were taking his DNA?
788
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,348
No.
789
00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:02,610
I feel terrible, though.
790
00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:03,785
I love him.
791
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,569
Oh, that's sweet.
792
00:29:05,569 --> 00:29:07,615
You love your niece?
793
00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:08,790
My knees?
794
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,618
You're gonna break my knees?
795
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:11,924
Niece.
796
00:29:11,924 --> 00:29:13,969
Your niece, your sister's kid.
- OK.
797
00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:15,492
Well, you could have
just said my sister.
798
00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:16,493
I love her too.
799
00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:23,936
Oh, snap.
800
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:25,894
Niece and knees,
very different.
801
00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:27,243
How so?
802
00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:32,683
Niece is a little girl
or a city in France.
803
00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:34,381
I don't break knees.
804
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,296
I'm here on the scene,
805
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:40,126
watching Asta's boyfriend
and Harry's girlfriend
806
00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:42,998
having a rendezvous.
807
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:45,827
Both of them sound like
my sister's girl child.
808
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:47,655
You have a niece
called knees?
809
00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:50,049
Yeah. She's my niece.
810
00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:51,877
How are we losing
to you people?
811
00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:58,057
[light music]
812
00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:00,537
♪
813
00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:03,236
Shift reports
for you to sign.
814
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,846
Everything OK, Deputy?
815
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,979
You got your sad face on.
816
00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:08,197
Really?
817
00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:09,372
I have a sad face?
818
00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:10,547
I'll give you a tip.
819
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:13,115
Here, put this pencil
in your mouth.
820
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,725
Sideways.
821
00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:16,031
There you go.
822
00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:17,859
You feel your smile muscles
stretching out?
823
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:19,600
See, when you're sad,
you fool your body
824
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,385
into thinking you're happy,
then you feel happy.
825
00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:24,213
[muffled]
How long does it take?
826
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:25,519
Uh, seven minutes.
827
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,086
Of course, I'm a pro,
so I did it in three
828
00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:29,262
using that very same pencil.
829
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,918
So tell me, Deputy,
what's got you down?
830
00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,486
I went to one
of my meetings today.
831
00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:39,185
And this woman, Linda,
brought her mom.
832
00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:42,841
She just came
to support her daughter.
833
00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:45,974
I never had
that kind of support,
834
00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:47,628
and I probably never will.
835
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:48,716
Mm.
836
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,065
You know what?
Take a seat, Deputy.
837
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:51,850
I--I want to tell you
a story about this guy.
838
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,590
[clears throat]
- Is this guy you?
839
00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:54,765
Uh, doesn't matter.
840
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,593
Anyway, there's
this really handsome guy
841
00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:58,421
that smells really good, right?
842
00:30:58,421 --> 00:31:00,423
And he lost his mother
in his teens.
843
00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:02,077
Now, his father--
- Lewis?
844
00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:03,862
Can I finish telling you
the story about this guy?
845
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,733
- Yeah.
- OK, so his--his father,
846
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:08,344
he may have pushed
his notions of masculinity
847
00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:10,172
on this guy
a little too hard, right?
848
00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:13,436
And maybe if this guy would
have confronted his issues
849
00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:15,047
earlier in life,
he wouldn't have
850
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,526
let his ego get the best of him
851
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,311
and pushed away
a perfectly good woman.
852
00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:20,269
Is the woman Lena Torres?
853
00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:22,097
Let's call her Meena Flores.
854
00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:23,969
OK, look, my point is,
855
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:26,362
we're shaped by the people
who raise us.
856
00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:28,974
And the people around you
weren't very supportive.
857
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:31,759
In fact, they actively
held you down.
858
00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:34,501
Now, you are
the strongest person I know,
859
00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:36,459
except when you're around
your Grandma Patty.
860
00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:37,939
You need to stand up to her.
861
00:31:37,939 --> 00:31:39,810
I can't.
862
00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:43,292
She's mean and gives
deceptively powerful noogies.
863
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:47,079
Well, what if I told you
I knew a guy who'd go with you
864
00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:50,038
and give you all the support
you've never had?
865
00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:51,083
Is this guy you?
866
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,127
Ha!
867
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:53,302
You finally figured it out.
868
00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:54,303
[Sunny War's "Mama's Milk"]
869
00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:55,652
♪ Took a vacay from
870
00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:57,089
♪ The ways
that you're used to ♪
871
00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:59,874
♪ It's a new day
to find a way to a new you ♪
872
00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:02,007
♪
873
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:04,661
♪ I'm really not sure what
you thought I signed up for ♪
874
00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:06,141
♪ Skip the encore,
I've had enough ♪
875
00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,751
♪ I don't need more
876
00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:09,579
I'll give you
a lesson sometime.
877
00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:10,667
Been trying
to get ahold of you,
878
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,060
but I see you were busy.
879
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,235
Dude, the snow was awesome.
880
00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:14,715
You should have come with us.
881
00:32:14,715 --> 00:32:17,065
Yeah, it must be nice
to take off work on a whim.
882
00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,980
So impulsive, you know?
883
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,373
OK.
884
00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:23,942
So what, you have a problem
with me snowboarding now?
885
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,030
Nope.
886
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,031
Where is Harry?
887
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,162
I don't know.
888
00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:28,337
Last time I saw him,
I was with you.
889
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:29,338
Well, I went to the cabin,
890
00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:30,339
and he isn't there.
891
00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:31,645
All I found was a giant bird
892
00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:32,994
who isn't Heather.
893
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,474
He definitely has a type.
894
00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:36,780
OK.
Why are you looking for him?
895
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:39,000
Judy saw Joseph
talking to Heather.
896
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,697
What? Where?
897
00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:42,003
I'm here on the scene,
watching--
898
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:44,092
Ignore the--
she had a filter on.
899
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:45,528
[dramatic music]
900
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:46,877
I can't hear
what they're saying.
901
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:48,270
What the hell?
902
00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:50,011
Is the bird a spy
for the Greys?
903
00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:52,013
We have to find Harry
and tell him.
904
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:54,537
I know where he goes
when he gets depressed.
905
00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,887
♪
906
00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,411
Thanks for taking us
up the mountain, Steve.
907
00:32:58,411 --> 00:32:59,760
Yeah, no problem.
908
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,718
I've gotta do a flyby
of the south peak anyway.
909
00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:03,851
I think you and I have
to come clear it on Saturday.
910
00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:04,983
Cool.
911
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,811
Avalanche control
is important, right?
912
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:09,988
Hey, are you concerned at all
913
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,294
that I'm some kind
of loose cannon
914
00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,556
and that I'll go
up there with you
915
00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:15,602
and just push you
off the mountain?
916
00:33:17,212 --> 00:33:19,475
Um, no.
917
00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:20,737
Ah.
918
00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:21,738
So you don't think
I'm a loose cannon.
919
00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:23,784
So you trust me.
Interesting.
920
00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:26,178
Steve, don't you think
it's weird for someone
921
00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,397
to give you shit for spending
time with your daughter?
922
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:29,529
I don't have a daughter.
923
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:30,617
Yeah, but don't you think,
924
00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:31,966
after everything
you've been through,
925
00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:33,054
you've earned the right
to hang out with her?
926
00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:35,056
You know,
be a little more carefree.
927
00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,841
Hey, Steve, do you think
painting the bathroom
928
00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:39,756
a combination
of mauve and vomit
929
00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:41,236
makes bath time enjoyable?
930
00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:45,066
Steve, would you buy
a tiny coffee table
931
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:47,155
that's so small, it won't even
hold coffee table books?
932
00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,939
We don't have
coffee table books.
933
00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:50,593
Because the coffee table
is too small.
934
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:51,812
Oh, my God. I--
[clicks]
935
00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,901
[no audible dialogue]
936
00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:56,817
[whirring]
937
00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:09,264
[light music]
938
00:34:09,264 --> 00:34:11,527
♪
939
00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,268
[sighs]
940
00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:15,009
♪
941
00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:16,271
I can't knock.
942
00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:17,446
I'm too nervous.
943
00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:19,057
This always happens
when I come here.
944
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,580
It's OK.
945
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,364
You just got yourself
a little case of "shy-knuckle."
946
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:23,713
I'll be with you the whole way.
947
00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:24,975
Go ahead, make a fist.
948
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:27,500
[knocking]
949
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,718
Ow.
950
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,546
I think they're
bleeding a little.
951
00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:34,115
Liv. Sheriff.
952
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,290
What's going on?
953
00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:38,728
I wanted to talk to you
about something.
954
00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:41,122
And you couldn't just
send me an email?
955
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:43,907
Why did I bother
learning the internet
956
00:34:43,907 --> 00:34:47,563
if you're just going
to show up in person?
957
00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:51,001
All right, come in.
958
00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:55,180
Wipe your feet.
959
00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:58,052
It's not a flophouse.
960
00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:02,665
[sighs]
961
00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:05,625
Well, what is it?
962
00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:08,671
[sighs]
963
00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:10,673
You know
all that stuff you say
964
00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:13,241
about my hair and my face
965
00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,200
and pretty much
everything about me?
966
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,201
Yeah.
967
00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:19,856
It--it feels kind of mean.
968
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:23,382
But it's probably
not your fault,
969
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:25,601
because I know your generation
has had it hard
970
00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:28,474
with wars and everything,
and um,
971
00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:30,867
I know you were born
in Great-grandpop's hay wagon.
972
00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:33,609
Oh, you wanted to apologize.
973
00:35:33,609 --> 00:35:35,045
OK, fine.
974
00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:35,872
I forgive you.
975
00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:37,439
Is that it?
- Yep.
976
00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,963
Uh, wasn't there, uh--
977
00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:41,965
wasn't there something else?
978
00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:45,360
[sighs]
979
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,188
Ay-yi-yi.
980
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:48,842
OK, I admit,
981
00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:51,323
I stole your
deviled egg recipe, Nana,
982
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:53,760
but it's only because
I admire your cooking,
983
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,718
and I admired you.
984
00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:57,938
I wanted to be like you,
985
00:35:57,938 --> 00:36:00,375
but then you trash-talked me
to the whole family.
986
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:03,030
And now you've said
all those awful things
987
00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:04,553
about me in the town paper.
988
00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:05,728
Why would you do that?
989
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:07,208
I just told the truth.
990
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,253
I always do.
991
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:09,906
Oh, really?
992
00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:12,692
Well, I can do
some truth-telling too.
993
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:14,084
Oh.
994
00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:16,348
Grandmothers are
supposed to be nice
995
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:18,088
and smell like cookies,
996
00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:21,614
but you are cruel and vicious,
and you smell like vinegar.
997
00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:24,573
And not that sweet balsamic
stuff that you dip bread in,
998
00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:26,358
but that British
french fry vinegar.
999
00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:27,881
OK, you're getting
a little off track.
1000
00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:29,404
Little girls
are supposed to be happy
1001
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,841
to see their grandmas,
but I always dreaded it,
1002
00:36:31,841 --> 00:36:34,409
because you made me feel
small and worthless,
1003
00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,238
and I still feel that way,
but I'm not going to anymore,
1004
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,935
because you're the one
who's small,
1005
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:40,502
and you're the one
who's worthless.
1006
00:36:40,502 --> 00:36:41,895
Dial it back a little bit.
1007
00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:44,027
You are an old, angry
piece of---- -------,
1008
00:36:44,027 --> 00:36:46,247
and you can take that------ deviled egg----
1009
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:48,902
and whip up some------ recipe
and-------
1010
00:36:48,902 --> 00:36:51,470
jam up it up your----------!
1011
00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:52,645
OK, all right.
That's enough.
1012
00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:54,255
No, no, no.
I'm just getting started.
1013
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,300
[thud]
1014
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:58,259
♪
1015
00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,304
She's faking it.
1016
00:37:09,705 --> 00:37:10,793
Gary said she'll be OK.
1017
00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:12,186
It's just a minor heart attack.
1018
00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:14,144
I mean, she looked pale
when we showed up,
1019
00:37:14,144 --> 00:37:17,104
so she was probably already
pre-heart attacking.
1020
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,279
Thanks.
1021
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:20,063
Also, I told Garrett
she's delusional.
1022
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:22,979
So no one will believe
her side of the story.
1023
00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:24,938
I like living
in a small town.
1024
00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:26,461
Yeah.
You get your recipes?
1025
00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:28,376
Yeah.
1026
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:29,595
Thanks for picking the lock.
1027
00:37:29,595 --> 00:37:30,639
Let's go.
We were never here.
1028
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:33,686
♪
1029
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,909
[mysterious music]
1030
00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:47,090
♪
1031
00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:21,560
[suspenseful music]
1032
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:28,523
♪
1033
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:39,360
No way.
1034
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,449
[Ted Lucas'
"Baby Where You Are"]
1035
00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:47,934
♪ If I could be,
baby, where you are ♪
1036
00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,066
♪ Then I would know
1037
00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:51,546
♪
1038
00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:56,246
♪ Baby, what you know
1039
00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:58,336
Told you he'd be here.
1040
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:03,297
♪ Just to be, baby,
where you are ♪
1041
00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:06,169
What are you two doing here?
1042
00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:07,606
Heather's working
with Joseph.
1043
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:10,609
It is bad enough
that she is gone.
1044
00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,828
Now you are spreading lies
about the woman
1045
00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:16,005
that I used to love
and now wish was dead.
1046
00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:18,225
It's not a lie, Harry.
1047
00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:20,923
Judy saw Heather
give Joseph a trash bag.
1048
00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:23,143
Do you know why?
1049
00:39:23,143 --> 00:39:25,928
Was it a blue trash bag?
1050
00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,408
Yeah.
1051
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,063
She cleaned my gills
and put the gunk in there.
1052
00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:32,674
Do you know why she'd want
to give that stuff to Joseph?
1053
00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:35,111
My DNA.
1054
00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:36,852
They want to clone me.
1055
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:38,114
[ominous music]
1056
00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:40,465
They have my alien ball.
1057
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:42,423
They're trying
to manipulate it.
1058
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:46,514
But I gave it to Robert,
the alien tracker's son.
1059
00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:49,648
If the Greys kidnapped him,
then they have the ball.
1060
00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:51,650
You have reception here?
How?
1061
00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:52,477
It's very easy.
1062
00:39:52,477 --> 00:39:54,174
You just go into settings.
1063
00:39:54,174 --> 00:39:55,393
It will prompt you.
1064
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,525
"Would you like to harness
the mountain
1065
00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,222
"to use as your own
personal cell tower
1066
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,181
because you're
a brilliant alien?"
1067
00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:02,487
[laughs]
1068
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:05,011
And you just push "yes."
1069
00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,708
So funny.
1070
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:07,666
Hello, son.
1071
00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:10,973
It is Harry, your new father.
1072
00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:12,366
Uh, not the dead one.
1073
00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:14,063
Uh, how are you?
1074
00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:16,631
Are you still on Earth?
1075
00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:18,198
Yeah.
1076
00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:20,592
I'm at the malt shop
with the fellas.
1077
00:40:20,592 --> 00:40:23,072
[laughs]
1078
00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:24,378
The Greys have the ball.
1079
00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:26,467
What are they
gonna do with it?
1080
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:29,470
Our technology is all
hydrogen-based.
1081
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,516
It helps us manipulate water.
1082
00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:34,040
But if the Greys can do it,
they can speed up
1083
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,824
their plans for the cavern
at Yellowstone.
1084
00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:38,697
Wait, so they could destroy
the Earth any time now?
1085
00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:40,525
Worse.
1086
00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:44,093
The love of my life
did not just leave me.
1087
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:47,053
She betrayed me.
1088
00:40:47,053 --> 00:40:48,707
Love is like a lifeline
1089
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:51,753
that tethers an astronaut
to his ship.
1090
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:55,888
If that line is cut,
you are lost.
1091
00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:59,369
That is how I feel,
cut off from the only love
1092
00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:01,546
I will ever know.
1093
00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:05,593
When the connection to what
we believe and trust is lost,
1094
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:08,466
it is like the air
that we breathe is gone.
1095
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,207
D'Arcy,
let's just talk, please?
1096
00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:13,209
♪ Images of you
1097
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,907
♪ It's constant torture
1098
00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:16,952
♪ But I don't know
what else to do ♪
1099
00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:22,262
And then being connected
becomes a matter of survival.
1100
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:26,571
♪ Only those big black
buzzards ask how I've been ♪
1101
00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:28,529
♪ Ain't you proud
1102
00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:31,532
♪ Oh, oh, hey
1103
00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:34,796
♪ Ain't you proud
1104
00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,276
♪
1105
00:41:36,276 --> 00:41:39,366
♪ Ain't you proud
1106
00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:44,066
♪
1107
00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:47,548
♪ She was a blue avian
1108
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:51,465
♪ Now we are apart
1109
00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:54,599
♪ I hope that
there's a giant wolf ♪
1110
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:58,559
♪ That will rip out
her dead heart ♪
1111
00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:03,564
♪ There is no love
1112
00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:06,045
♪ I can't believe it
1113
00:42:06,045 --> 00:42:10,223
♪ There is no love
1114
00:42:10,223 --> 00:42:11,224
♪ But it's true
1115
00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:12,225
♪ It's true
1116
00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:13,313
♪ And I'm angry
1117
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:23,497
♪ I'm angry, I'm angry,
I'm angry, I'm angry ♪
1118
00:42:23,497 --> 00:42:27,109
♪
1119
00:42:28,502 --> 00:42:31,418
[suspenseful music]
1120
00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:38,556
♪
1121
00:42:46,912 --> 00:42:48,261
What the hell?
1122
00:42:48,261 --> 00:42:51,307
[yelling]
1123
00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:58,445
♪
1124
00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:06,584
[peppy country music]
1125
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:10,631
♪
1126
00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:14,548
♪ Made for you
and looks so fine ♪
1127
00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:17,943
So what brings you
to this neck of the woods?
1128
00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:22,382
♪ That's the way
it will always be ♪
1129
00:43:22,382 --> 00:43:23,949
I'm here to kill my father.
1130
00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:26,908
[ominous music]
1131
00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:29,694
♪
1132
00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:36,265
[peppy country music]
1133
00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:40,443
♪ Oh, remember
every day you find ♪
1134
00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:44,360
♪ You got a little trouble
on your mind ♪
1135
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,582
♪ You'll find me near
'cause I'll always be ♪
1136
00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:54,501
♪ Just for you
and you for me ♪
1137
00:43:54,501 --> 00:44:01,464
♪