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‐ Previously,
on "Resident Alien"...

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‐ My mission was simple:

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drop my device
onto their planet

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and head back home.

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I had no intentions of getting
close to any of them.

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[dramatic music]

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In order to complete
my mission,

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I would have to somehow fit in
with the human life forms.

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‐ Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle,
we had a murder

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in town last night.

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Need you to come down
and take a look at the body.

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‐ Sam Hodges was poisoned.

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He tried to give himself
a tracheotomy.

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‐ There is a killer out there.
We still need your help.

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‐ In a town of 1,000 people...

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‐ [screams]

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‐ There is a kid
who can see my true form.

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‐ You're just different.
I know what that feels like.

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Sometimes just feeling human
is alien to me.

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‐ Maybe there's
something redeemable

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about the human race
after all.

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[laughter]

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Unfortunately for them,
when I find my device,

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I will finally
complete my mission

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and kill them all.

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♪ ♪

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All beings of the universe
are different.

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For instance,
my people are brilliant.

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Humans, on the other hand,
are so dumb

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that they think
the leading cause of death

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is heart disease.
It's not.

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It's almond milk.

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Even the Grey aliens
won't touch the stuff.

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Despite their differences,
there is one truth

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that connects all beings.

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Life doesn't
ever go as planned.

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[shutter clicks]

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‐ [screams]

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[dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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Whoa!

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[screams]

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[ethereal buzz]

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Oh!

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What the hell?

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[grunts]

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Help!

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Somebody!

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Help me!

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Help!

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Somebody!

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Help!

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[laidback acoustic strumming]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Finding an object
the size of a suitcase

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in the Colorado Mountains

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is like looking
for a needle in a haystack.

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I've been searching
for my device

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every day for months.

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I haven't found it yet,

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but after searching
a half dozen mountains,

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I finally found the haystack,
and that's all that matters.

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Well, that and being on time
for my first day of work.

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[upbeat music]

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‐ [screams]

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[continues screaming]

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‐ Max!
Max!

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Ugh!

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He went out the window.

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‐ Of course he did.

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‐ What the hell
happened in here?

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‐ The kid went nuts.
‐ What?

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Why?

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‐ I have no idea.

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I'm going to cut your head off!

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‐ [screams]

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‐ I think he has
emotional issues.

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‐ Well, we need to get
this place cleaned up.

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There hasn't been
a doctor on duty in days,

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and we have a bunch
of patients coming in.

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Well, don't just stand there.

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‐ Okay.

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‐ Ugh.

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‐ Max, okay.
‐ Count of three, bud.

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‐ You are getting filthy
under there.

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‐ Listen to your mother, Max.

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He's just looking
for my wallet.

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He's a good kid.
We're good parents.

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‐ The alien from my bedroom,
he's in there.

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He's the new doctor!

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‐ Okay.
‐ Max, I saw the new doctor.

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He didn't look
like an alien to me.

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‐ He's already gotten
inside your brain.

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‐ Come on, buddy.
‐ You're as good as dead.

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‐ Let's go.

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You are going back in there,
and you are letting that doctor

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take a look
at your sore throat.

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‐ And while I'm in there,
you can buy a four‐foot coffin.

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‐ Okay, look, that's enough.

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I cannot hear about
this alien stuff anymore,

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but he can come to work with me
and lie on the couch.

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If his throat
doesn't feel better,

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I'll bring him back, okay?

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‐ Oh, now you want to die too.
Make that three coffins.

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‐ [groans]
I'm serious.

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If he keeps this up,
we're getting rid of him.

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‐ Sounds good.
‐ [sighs]

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Oh, vanilla, thank God.
You I will keep.

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‐ Oh.
‐ Love you.

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[light dramatic music]

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‐ Whoa, whoa, what are you
doing with these?

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Look, do I need to remind you

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that this side
is the mayor's office

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and that side
is the sheriff's office?

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‐ We got a murder to solve.

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I got to make room
over there for murder stuff.

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‐ Yeah, well, there's no room
for those boxes in here, so...

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‐ Well, the laws of physics
would tend to disagree with you

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since there they are.

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‐ Sheriff, I'd like
to file a murder complaint.

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I know who killed Sam Hodges.
‐ What are you talking about?

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‐ Is that so?

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All right.
‐ Sure, have a seat.

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‐ Go ahead and lay it on me,
little deputy.

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‐ It's the new doctor.
He's an alien.

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‐ Okay, on that note,
I'm gonna need everyone out.

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Kid's a little delusional
with a fever.

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Maybe no talking for a day.
‐ Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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An alien?
What you mean?

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Like, he ain't got
a green card or something?

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‐ No, like, alien‐alien
from outer space.

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‐ Outer sp‐‐
‐ And shoot me.

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‐ What the hell are you
teaching this kid, huh?

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You know I could lock you up
for lying

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to an officer of the law?
That is a crime.

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You're committing crime.
‐ Got a sick kid, okay?

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Gonna need everyone out.
Got a sick kid.

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Just‐‐
‐ Yeah, he's sick all right.

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Let me ask you something.
You got HBO in your house?

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Here's what I want you to do.

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I want you
to watch "Oz" season one,

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and then come back and tell me
if you want to go to prison.

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Talking about some alien shit.

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I'ma go get me some more boxes.
‐ Uh, no.

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I really wish that you
wouldn't do that, Sheriff.

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‐ [whispers]
Okay, okay.

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Hey, I know the sheriff can
seem kind of mean sometimes,

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but he's just a teddy bear...

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With severe control
and anger issues.

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‐ But he didn't believe me

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when I told him
about the alien.

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Nobody does.

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‐ Well, look,
maybe he didn't believe you

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because he can't see
the alien, right?

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It's probably putting up
some kind of mind shield

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that only you can see through
because you're special.

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‐ Yeah, that makes sense.

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‐ One of my skills as a deputy
is to work as a sketch artist,

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so if you describe
the alien to me,

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I could draw a picture of him.

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‐ Great, then I
can get the word out!

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Okay, start with his eyes.

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They're, like, alien shape.

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And then he has
these scales going back‐‐

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like, blue scales
with little circles.

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‐ Ooh, okay.

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♪ ♪

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‐ Human doctors
have to go through years

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of medical school
to perform a procedure

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as simple
as burning off a wart.

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I was a scientist
on my planet,

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so this is easy for me.

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All I need is the Internet,

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and I can graduate
in five minutes.

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Okay.

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Let's take a look
at that nasty thing.

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Hm.

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You're not a 12‐year‐old boy
with a wart.

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‐ Mm, not a 12‐year‐old boy.
[chuckles]

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‐ Ah, yes, Harry, sorry.
This is Judy.

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She's in need of a pelvic exam.

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We had to move her up
from tomorrow.

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‐ Oh, okay.

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Pelvic exam.

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‐ So, big guy, you into sports?

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‐ No, but I am into
putting my pants back on

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before the breeze
dries out the lettuce.

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‐ Yeah, Harry,
she doesn't have all day.

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‐ Oh.
‐ I'll be right back.

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‐ Oh, yes.

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Of course.

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Okay, I see your problem.
You sat on an earring.

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‐ No!
That...

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‐ Sorry.
‐ That's supposed to be there.

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‐ Uh...

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Here we go.

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Let's just get
into this, mm‐hmm.

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Oh, yes, examining.

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Uh, yes.

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[shutter clicks]

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Oh, uh...

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‐ Did you just take a picture?

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♪ ♪

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‐ It was a selfie.

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My first day.

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‐ Huh.
[chuckles]

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[shutter clicks]

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‐ The day
didn't get any better.

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‐ Oh.

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‐ Well, it appears that you
are in excellent health.

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Concerning your breath,
did you recently eat

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a dead rodent?

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You should be
more careful next time.

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Your parents
don't have insurance,

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so if you get hurt again,

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they'll probably
lose their home

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and have to live
outside on the street.

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[light music]

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‐ She just found
a lump in her breast.

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Why don't you try to be

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a little more calming
this time?

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‐ I know what I'm doing.

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I see you found
a lump in your breast.

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‐ Yes.

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‐ I'm glad that you came in

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and that you've been
so diligent

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with your health.

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As you know, self‐examination

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along with
appropriate screenings

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can greatly increase
your odds of early detection,

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so I don't want you to worry.

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Many women find lumps
in their breasts all the time,

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and most of them
are nothing, okay?

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‐ Okay.
‐ Good.

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Now let's get
a look at that tit.

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I discovered that the woman
does not have cancer.

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I also discovered that "tit"

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is not the preferred term
for breast.

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‐ Hi.
‐ Hey.

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Harry, this is my father Dan.
Harry's a doctor.

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He's been helping us out
at the clinic.

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‐ Hello.

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‐ Sorry,
he doesn't like doctors.

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Dad, what are you doing?

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‐ I have a bad feeling.

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There's something
wrong with that man.

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‐ Oh, my God,
are you kidding me?

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You have a bad feeling
about every man

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within ten feet of me.

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‐ I don't have a bad feeling
about him.

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That's the problem.
‐ What are you talking about?

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‐ When I look at him,
I feel nothing at all.

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[soft dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Asta's large father
does not like me.

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Can he somehow tell
I am different from them?

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This day cannot get any worse.

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[car horn honks]

259
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:46,679
♪ ♪

260
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,915
Shit.

261
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:52,852
Oh, mm.

262
00:10:52,852 --> 00:11:00,026
♪ ♪

263
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:08,668
[dramatic music]

264
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:14,440
‐ This kid is a menace.
He just won't give up.

265
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,875
Where was that effort
from the humans

266
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,077
when we were helping them
build Stonehenge?

267
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,613
A bunch of idiots just
sitting around drinking mead,

268
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:24,050
making us do all the work.
Lazy druids.

269
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,385
I can't leave.

270
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,253
I'm too close
to finding my device,

271
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,222
and I'm not turning
into someone else.

272
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,458
It took me weeks to figure out
how to get this body to work.

273
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,860
[Violent Femmes'
"Out the Window"]

274
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,328
‐ ♪ Life was short
and life was sweet ♪

275
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,297
♪ I was thinking
as I hit the street ♪

276
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,464
♪ I could hardly believe ♪

277
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:39,799
♪ I could scarcely conceive ♪

278
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,534
♪ But I had
gone out the window ♪

279
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,370
♪ I had gone out the window ♪

280
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,974
♪ I had gone
out the window ♪

281
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,742
♪ ♪

282
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:54,681
♪ Oh, catch me,
we are falling ♪

283
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:59,752
♪ Catch me, we are falling ♪

284
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,989
♪ ♪

285
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,324
[body thuds]

286
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,625
‐ I have to be smart.

287
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,327
I can't just kill this kid.

288
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,128
It will draw
too much attention.

289
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,470
[phone rings]

290
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,138
‐ Hello?

291
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,775
‐ [high‐pitched]
Hi, is Max there?

292
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,344
‐ Who's this?

293
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,380
‐ I'm a friend
of his from school.

294
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:31,217
My name is...Elvis.

295
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:34,988
‐ Yeah, okay.
Max, friend from school.

296
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:38,524
‐ Hello?
‐ Hi.

297
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,995
I saw your poster
on the street.

298
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,230
[soft dramatic music]

299
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,565
‐ Yeah?

300
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:50,270
‐ And I saw that alien
on a bus leaving town,

301
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,072
so you don't have
to worry about him anymore.

302
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,174
[laughs unnaturally]

303
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:57,543
‐ Are you sure it was him?

304
00:12:57,543 --> 00:13:02,048
‐ Yes, he was very handsome
like a young Jerry Orbach.

305
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,850
‐ Who?

306
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,252
Wait a minute,
I don't know you from school.

307
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,755
‐ You're right.

308
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,657
I'm a post office man.

309
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:15,061
I'm good with my eyes,
and I saw that alien,

310
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,996
and he's gone.

311
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:19,699
‐ If you're a man,
why do you have a kid's voice?

312
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:23,703
‐ Tricycle accident.
‐ Uh‐huh.

313
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,539
If you work
at the post office,

314
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,575
how much does a stamp cost?

315
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,945
‐ $100.
‐ I knew it!

316
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,581
You're him!
‐ $1,000.

317
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,084
‐ I know it's you,
and guess what, alien,

318
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,385
you can't kill me.

319
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,287
My parents
know you're after me,

320
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,690
and if I die,
they'll know you did it,

321
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,824
and you're dumb.

322
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,427
Stamps are, like,
30 bucks each, stupid.

323
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,762
‐ [voice lowers]
Don't call me stupid...

324
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,564
you little shit.

325
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,465
‐ [gasps]

326
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,335
S‐H‐I‐T is a bad word, stupid.

327
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,571
[phone beeps]

328
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,908
‐ That's it.
I'm going to kill him.

329
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,881
[baby vocalizing]

330
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:12,018
‐ What do you want?

331
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:19,192
♪ ♪

332
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:26,299
[baby laughs]

333
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,334
‐ I didn't know babies
had a laugh button.

334
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,373
‐ Oh, there you are,
sweetheart.

335
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,209
‐ Oh, Harry,
this is my cousin, Kayla,

336
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,378
and this cute little guy
is Sage.

337
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,879
‐ Hi.
How are you?

338
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,814
Okay, I'm gonna see you
this weekend.

339
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,015
‐ Okay.
Mwah.

340
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:43,983
Bye.
[smooches]

341
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,651
‐ Let's go.

342
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,091
‐ Oh, Jay, didn't you have
something you wanted to say

343
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,793
to Dr. Vanderspeigle?

344
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:58,030
‐ Ms. Twelvetrees
wanted me to apologize

345
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,966
for calling you a douchebag.

346
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,435
‐ And I apologize

347
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,171
that your birthmark
looks like a bug.

348
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,340
‐ Douchebag.

349
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,641
‐ Yeah, glad we cleared
that up.

350
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,743
Okay, Harry, this is
your temporary office.

351
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,378
Can you please grab
Harry's things

352
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,280
and set him up
in the nurse's office?

353
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,982
I don't want anyone
in Sam's office.

354
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,350
‐ Sure.

355
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,386
So how are you,
you know, with Sam's death?

356
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,789
‐ I'm fine.
‐ Okay.

357
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,558
When I was your age, I didn't
have anyone I could talk to

358
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,661
when I was sad,
so if you ever need someone‐‐

359
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,696
‐ I said I'm fine.

360
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,332
‐ Okay.

361
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,768
‐ Why couldn't you talk
when you were sad?

362
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,939
‐ Oh, no, I could talk.
I just moved out.

363
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,309
My father and I
didn't get along very well.

364
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,479
‐ Why did you move back?

365
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,816
Um...

366
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:54,086
I guess I missed home.

367
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,289
‐ Home.

368
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,124
‐ You know what I
just realized?

369
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,393
I don't know
anything about you.

370
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,228
Where are you from?

371
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,230
[reflective music]

372
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,932
‐ I'm hungry.

373
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:11,771
♪ ♪

374
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,272
‐ Okay.

375
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:17,276
♪ ♪

376
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:20,480
‐ This human form
is confusing to me.

377
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,749
I am often struck with
a sharp emptiness inside me.

378
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,919
I eat food, but the emptiness
doesn't go away.

379
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,922
[rock music]

380
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:37,096
♪ ♪

381
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,269
‐ Well, hello there.

382
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,439
‐ Oh, you are the woman
that I danced with.

383
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,208
‐ That's right.
You remember.

384
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,210
I'm D'arcy, by the way.

385
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,879
‐ Excuse me, I just wanted‐‐
‐ What?

386
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,113
We don't have Wi‐Fi.

387
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,015
‐ I just wanted a napkin.

388
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,217
‐ Oh, fancy man wants a napkin.

389
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,986
It looks like you're
wearing a napkin,

390
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,154
so maybe use that.
Get out of here.

391
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,223
Go away.

392
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,326
Do you want me
to get you anything?

393
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:11,464
‐ I was hungry,
but now that I am here...

394
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,966
for some reason, I'm not.
‐ Sounds like stress.

395
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,668
I'm a big stress eater.

396
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:19,272
I ate a whole bag of Doritos
the other day‐‐family size.

397
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,208
Maybe you want some
of this local whiskey

398
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,476
that you love.
‐ No.

399
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,778
‐ [chuckles]
‐ No.

400
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,548
Last time I drank that,
I tried to kill someone.

401
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,684
‐ Really?
‐ [laughs strangely]

402
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,386
‐ [chuckles]

403
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,456
Well, was that
your first murder

404
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,692
or is that something
you do a lot?

405
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,095
‐ Wasn't the first,
won't be the last.

406
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:46,132
[laughs strangely]

407
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,634
‐ [chuckles]
Okay, wow.

408
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,003
So you, like, a knife guy
or...?

409
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,673
‐ I like to use my hands.

410
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:57,777
‐ Me too,
except not for murder as much.

411
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,980
But, anyway, if you're gonna
go around killing people,

412
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,882
you should at least
make it look like an accident

413
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,417
'cause if you get arrested,

414
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,052
you can't take me bowling
tomorrow night.

415
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,454
‐ When I kill that kid Max,

416
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,890
I can make it look
like an accident.

417
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,391
Then I won't get caught.

418
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,293
That's a great idea.

419
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,563
‐ Great, yeah, it's a date.

420
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,800
I've never gone bowling
with a murderer before.

421
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,134
It's been a goal.

422
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:25,304
♪ ♪

423
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,306
‐ What is bowling?

424
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,308
♪ ♪

425
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,715
‐ I'm glad my husband and son
are here with me in my home.

426
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,251
Makes me fulfilled.
‐ I am your husband.

427
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:42,088
This cookie is delightful.
‐ I'm here too.

428
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,156
I'm a younger person.

429
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,992
‐ Let me turn on
the cooking stove.

430
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,893
[tender music]

431
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,363
[stove clicks and hisses]

432
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,231
It's funny.
All I hear is a hissing noise.

433
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,667
♪ ♪

434
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,069
I hope that smell in the air
isn't propane gas.

435
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,572
♪ ♪

436
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,541
[explosion]

437
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,047
‐ Explosion is a good option.
It looks like an accident.

438
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,548
So, uh...

439
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,751
‐ You know, it is nice
talking to someone who cares.

440
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,252
You know?

441
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,221
And I love that you're
writing things down.

442
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,490
You know, Sam, he didn't
really ever take notes.

443
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:21,027
‐ Well, no one cares more
about people than I do.

444
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,395
‐ Yeah, Sam gave good advice,

445
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,364
but he wasn't
exactly qualified.

446
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,833
This town is lucky
you started your career

447
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,301
as a clinical psychologist.

448
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:33,539
‐ Lucky for me too‐‐so lucky.

449
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:37,443
‐ It's just all this stress
has a bit of a tendency...

450
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,211
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ To just build up.

451
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:42,748
Sometimes I think about
being a kid again.

452
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:47,019
It just makes me feel good.
It's better being a kid.

453
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,422
‐ Sometimes.

454
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,691
‐ [screams]

455
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,126
[discordant piano chord]

456
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,730
‐ So...

457
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,135
Why do you like thinking
about being a child, hm?

458
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,038
‐ Things were simpler.

459
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,407
I had no worries, I guess.

460
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,445
You know,
when I think about it,

461
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:16,282
I get this pit in my stomach.

462
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,117
[soft dramatic music]

463
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,352
‐ Describe this pit.

464
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:23,222
Is it like
you're hungry all the time?

465
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,658
‐ Kind of, but it's not that.

466
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,626
I...

467
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,128
♪ ♪

468
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,730
Just feel empty?

469
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,265
‐ No one should be in here.

470
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,969
‐ Is it true what I'm hearing?
You think my Sam was poisoned?

471
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,472
‐ Sorry, I tried to stop her.
You can't be here.

472
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,073
‐ I can't talk
to you right now.

473
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,243
I am busy with the mayor
doing psychological therapy.

474
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,112
‐ Isn't this
supposed to be private?

475
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,347
‐ He's telling me
he's a man baby.

476
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,784
‐ I didn't say‐‐
‐ It's fine.

477
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,954
I'll wait, and I'm going
to get his things.

478
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,889
‐ No, you're not.
I'm sorry.

479
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,958
Sorry, Ben
‐ Mm.

480
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,862
‐ Tell me more about
this hole in your stomach.

481
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,365
Um, well, it's‐‐

482
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,867
[muffled argumentative voices]

483
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:08,868
‐ One second.

484
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,141
‐ You have no right
taking Sam's things.

485
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,042
‐ Well, they're my things now.

486
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,445
‐ Can you be quiet?
I am trying to be a doctor.

487
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,746
‐ This is Sam's office.

488
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,715
He just died,
and it's a crime scene.

489
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,718
Nobody comes in here.
What is this?

490
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,621
‐ I was hungry and wanted
a quiet place to eat.

491
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,590
‐ This is Sam's chicken
from the refrigerator.

492
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:35,594
‐ He is not going to eat it.
‐ God, Harry!

493
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:36,796
No, leave it.
Stop it.

494
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,664
You cannot take‐‐
‐ I am not leaving it.

495
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:39,932
‐ You have no right to come
in here and take everything.

496
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,400
‐ These are my things now
and I'm taking them home.

497
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,270
‐ Pathetic humans
letting their emotions

498
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:47,439
dictate their behavior.

499
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,642
These two are distraught
by something as small

500
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,678
as a loved one
being poisoned to death.

501
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,480
I wonder if I
can get that chicken

502
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,048
while they're fighting.

503
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,384
♪ ♪

504
00:21:58,384 --> 00:21:59,618
‐ I need to know
what you're doing

505
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,053
about the investigation
into Sam's murder.

506
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,354
‐ [chuckles]
I'm sorry.

507
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,589
Do I come up to you
on the street and ask you

508
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,758
what you're doing
about Mr. Dougan's catheter?

509
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,626
‐ Abigail is at the clinic
right now

510
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,995
taking all of Sam's stuff
out of his office.

511
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,364
Isn't that evidence?
You know, she's the wife.

512
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:13,999
Maybe she killed him.
‐ Maybe you killed him.

513
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,301
How about that?

514
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,169
‐ Say that again,
and you'll be wearing that hat

515
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,572
inside your ass.
‐ [chuckles strangely]

516
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,106
‐ What the hell
are you doing here?

517
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:23,642
‐ I like watching her
when she's angry.

518
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:26,412
‐ We looked into Abigail,
and she has an alibi.

519
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:27,780
‐ She's got a rock solid alibi.

520
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,481
She wasn't even in town
the night that he died.

521
00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:30,749
And I already took care
of Sam's office.

522
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,218
I got prints.
I got photographs.

523
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:33,619
I got everything.

524
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,120
You need to stay in your lane‐‐
the bike lane.

525
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,723
‐ Oh, wow, how long did
it take you to think of that?

526
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,491
‐ That's what I said.
‐ That's so clever.

527
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,994
‐ I can read the emotions
on their faces.

528
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:45,331
Sadness masking as anger.

529
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,266
Weakness masking
as superiority.

530
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,435
♪ ♪

531
00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:52,204
This one's like a pet rabbit
that you yell at so much

532
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,739
its hair starts to fall out.

533
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,942
[ominous music]

534
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,378
My people don't have
stupid emotions

535
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,713
to get in our way.

536
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,815
♪ ♪

537
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,784
All we need is food
to fuel our body.

538
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:06,785
That's easy.

539
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,388
You can find food
almost anywhere.

540
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:16,462
♪ ♪

541
00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:21,700
[breathing rapidly]

542
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:26,338
[cow mooing]

543
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:32,177
♪ ♪

544
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,580
[mooing]

545
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,348
‐ [snarls]

546
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,317
♪ ♪

547
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:40,586
[Don Ho's
"Tiny Bubbles"]

548
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,453
[cow moos]

549
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,822
‐ ♪ Tiny bubbles ♪

550
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,991
♪ ♪

551
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:47,526
♪ In the wine ♪

552
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:48,794
‐ I'm in human form now,

553
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:52,398
and I'm feeling
that pit in my stomach.

554
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,799
Is it possible that,

555
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,734
when I took on the human
molecular structure,

556
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,170
I somehow was infected
with their emotions?

557
00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,838
Or is it just hunger?

558
00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,707
♪ ♪

559
00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:04,476
Never mind, it's just hunger.

560
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,779
Hello again, Mrs. Cow.

561
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,614
♪ ♪

562
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,382
♪ Till the end of time ♪

563
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,017
‐ [screams]

564
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,386
‐ Sorry.
I'm leaving.

565
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:16,221
It was consensual.

566
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:22,494
[rock music]

567
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,163
♪ Every day, every night ♪

568
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:24,964
♪ It's all you,
it's all you ♪

569
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,165
♪ It's all right ♪

570
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,500
♪ Every day, every night ♪

571
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,602
♪ It's all you,
it's all you ♪

572
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:32,604
♪ It's all right,
it's all right ♪

573
00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,039
♪ ♪

574
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:39,011
♪ Every day, every night ♪

575
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:42,181
‐ I was beginning to think
you weren't gonna show up.

576
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,083
‐ Octopuses also
change their color.

577
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,317
♪ ♪

578
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,819
‐ Oh, yeah.

579
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:51,090
I was gonna stop with
just the hair though, so...

580
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,125
♪ ♪

581
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,693
Excited to bowl?

582
00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:57,262
Let's get some shoes.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

583
00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,732
♪ ♪

584
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,334
‐ Ugh.
‐ So we meet again.

585
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,603
‐ Do I know you?

586
00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:07,172
‐ Yeah, you had your hand
inside me the other day.

587
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:10,776
‐ Uh, narrow it down, Judy.
‐ Uh, eat a dick, D'arcy.

588
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:12,911
‐ I'd have to pry it out
of your cold, dead hands.

589
00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:14,880
♪ ♪

590
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,616
‐ You're a 12.
‐ How did you know?

591
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:19,785
‐ Oh, 'cause D'arcy
only dates size 12s.

592
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:22,454
‐ Real classy, skank.
‐ Whore.

593
00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:23,756
‐ Oh, are you going
to Cookman's bonfire

594
00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,424
on Saturday?
‐ Yeah, I'll be there.

595
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,292
Yeah, I'll be there.
‐ Nice.

596
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,361
‐ [chuckles]
See ya.

597
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:34,633
♪ ♪

598
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:38,804
‐ Well, well, well,
look who came into my house.

599
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,039
[chuckles]

600
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,874
‐ You live here.

601
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,676
‐ On Tuesdays
and Thursdays, I do.

602
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:46,412
I league it up with my boys.

603
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,614
‐ Okay, shouldn't you
be out solving crime?

604
00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:50,382
‐ Yeah, the only crime
in Patience tonight

605
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,884
is gonna be
this double homicide

606
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,318
when I murder you both

607
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:55,287
with my superior
bowling skills.

608
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,489
Let me show you how it's done.

609
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,091
♪ ♪

610
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,592
[breathes deeply]

611
00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:05,264
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

612
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,532
[grunts]

613
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:08,801
You hear that?

614
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,003
That there's the sound
of inevitability.

615
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,204
[imitates pins falling]

616
00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:14,106
Aha, X marks the spot.

617
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,708
Let's see what you got.
Come on.

618
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:19,111
‐ Okay, all right,
all right, okay.

619
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:26,285
♪ ♪

620
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:31,723
‐ All right, not bad.

621
00:26:31,723 --> 00:26:34,093
Okay, let's see
what the good doctor's got.

622
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,327
You up, Doc.

623
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,996
♪ ♪

624
00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:39,565
‐ Go Harry.

625
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:42,301
‐ Let's see what you got,
Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle.

626
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,502
♪ ♪

627
00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:45,337
‐ You got this.
Knock 'em down.

628
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:54,446
‐ This is easy.
I've got this.

629
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,682
It's all just math.

630
00:26:56,682 --> 00:26:58,517
[exhales]

631
00:26:58,517 --> 00:27:00,586
If I can land a spacecraft
on an asteroid

632
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:03,055
travelling
50,000 miles an hour,

633
00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:06,125
I can roll a ball
on some wood.

634
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,560
[soft dramatic music]

635
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,195
[rock and roll music]

636
00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:12,564
‐ Oh, son of a bitch!
‐ [laughs]

637
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,666
That's a strike.
‐ Ain't no damn strike.

638
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,901
That's assault
with a deadly weapon.

639
00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:17,569
You know, I could arrest
your ass for that,

640
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:18,804
but I don't want
to embarrass you

641
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,739
for all this wayward bowling.
‐ [chuckles]

642
00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,441
‐ Ow, shit!

643
00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:23,942
♪ ♪

644
00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:25,811
‐ He's fine.

645
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,913
♪ ♪

646
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:31,383
‐ You know, he was wrong.
I never feel embarrassment.

647
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:35,220
‐ Wow, that's cool.
Well, I do.

648
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,656
When I was at Stratton,
I had this recurring dream.

649
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,992
You know, I was running naked
through the hallways.

650
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,760
It wasn't a dream.

651
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,396
Ambien.

652
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,398
That's embarrassing.

653
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,601
‐ You've lived here
a long time.

654
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,770
I have a question.
It doesn't mean anything.

655
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:54,773
When does the snow melt
on the mountain?

656
00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:58,477
‐ Ooh, it would depend
on the weather.

657
00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:01,280
It's spring,
so if we get a good rain,

658
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,315
it'll be gone in a week.
‐ A week?

659
00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,517
‐ Yeah.
‐ That's very soon.

660
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,818
‐ Do you want
to go heli‐skiing?

661
00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:09,321
It's rad.
‐ No, don't go up there.

662
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:11,256
‐ What?

663
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:13,859
‐ You're a skier?

664
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:18,096
‐ Yeah‐‐well,
I used to ski, like, a lot.

665
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:19,731
I wanted to go
to the Olympics,

666
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:22,201
so finished second
in the worlds

667
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,537
and then 2006 I went to Torino.

668
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:29,775
And then this happened.
‐ How did you do that?

669
00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:32,244
‐ Well, it was
my second mogul run.

670
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:35,047
I heard my knee pop.

671
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,715
It was before the jump,
and I couldn't stop,

672
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:40,819
and I landed, and I heard
a bunch of bones crack.

673
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:42,621
I could see my tib fib
sticking out

674
00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:44,423
of my competition suit.

675
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:48,527
They said I could have
lost my leg or even died.

676
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:50,929
Whew, fun day.

677
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:54,433
‐ Couldn't stop?
‐ Yeah.

678
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:58,971
‐ Almost died.
‐ Yeah.

679
00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:00,906
‐ That's great.

680
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,708
‐ So I found
a new perspective‐‐

681
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:06,378
‐ I've got to go.
‐ We're not done eating.

682
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:09,448
That's where it usually ends.
[sighs]

683
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:12,384
‐ Aw, another date night
just you and a hot dog?

684
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,685
‐ Actually, I have two.

685
00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:14,987
You could have
one for each hand

686
00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:16,121
just like in high school.

687
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:17,356
‐ I learned
that trick from you.

688
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:18,624
‐ All right, slut.
‐ Hoe bag.

689
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:20,025
‐ Want to bowl?
‐ Yeah.

690
00:29:20,025 --> 00:29:21,326
‐ Let's do it.

691
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:25,297
[soft dramatic music]

692
00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:32,471
♪ ♪

693
00:29:46,151 --> 00:29:48,387
‐ The kid has to ride
his bike down this hill

694
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:49,721
on the way to school.

695
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:52,658
Without brakes,
he'll never survive.

696
00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:54,059
It's a good feeling
to know

697
00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:56,028
I am the smartest person
on Earth‐‐ugh!

698
00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,162
[car horn honks]

699
00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:59,498
‐ Get out of the street,
you idiot!

700
00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:03,001
♪ ♪

701
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,770
‐ Sorry.

702
00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:06,772
Hm.

703
00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:12,978
‐ I liked Sam,
but he was always,

704
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:15,881
"Don't eat this.
Don't eat that.

705
00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:17,349
Your diet's gonna kill you."

706
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:19,318
‐ Well, what you eat
is important.

707
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,688
‐ [chuckles strangely]
I don't agree with that.

708
00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:24,156
‐ Oh, no?

709
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,024
‐ No, there are
ten things on here

710
00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:27,459
that are going
to kill him sooner

711
00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,761
than eating bad food does.
‐ Harry.

712
00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:33,632
‐ No, I want to hear.
Sam never mentioned that.

713
00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:35,133
Tell me when.

714
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:41,640
Look, I just turned 80.
You can give it to me straight.

715
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,542
How long do you think I have?

716
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:46,311
‐ Do you like Christmas?
‐ Yes, very much.

717
00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:48,480
‐ Celebrate it before June.

718
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,248
‐ Oh, okay.

719
00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,218
Oh.

720
00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:56,355
But between now and Christmas?

721
00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,359
‐ You can eat
anything you want.

722
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,496
‐ I like you.
[chuckles]

723
00:31:04,496 --> 00:31:06,064
This is the first time
that a doctor's

724
00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:08,734
been totally honest with me.

725
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:12,270
This town is very lucky to have
a doctor as good as you.

726
00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:14,172
‐ Yes, you are lucky.

727
00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:18,143
‐ You certainly have
a particular style.

728
00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:20,779
That's impressive.
He doesn't like anyone.

729
00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:23,348
‐ Ben Hawthorne's here.
There's been an accident.

730
00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:25,917
‐ An accident?
‐ Yeah.

731
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:31,656
‐ Hello, Mayor Hawthorne.
I'm sorry for your loss.

732
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:33,859
‐ Uh, what loss?

733
00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:35,260
[upbeat music]

734
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,095
This little guy fell
on his bike in the driveway.

735
00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:38,997
I think he's
gonna need stitches.

736
00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:44,102
♪ ♪

737
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:45,203
Come on.
‐ Okay.

738
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,339
‐ Stitches‐‐stitches,
that's it?

739
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:49,441
‐ Don't sound
so disappointed, weirdo.

740
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:52,544
♪ ♪

741
00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:56,648
‐ It's okay, buddy.

742
00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:59,151
I'll be here right next
to you the whole time.

743
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:01,286
‐ You're, like, 600 feet away.

744
00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:03,221
‐ Yeah, well, I don't want
to get in the doctor's way.

745
00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:06,625
See, just stay strong,
okay, pal?

746
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:09,961
‐ Thank you, nurse.

747
00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:16,668
I hear you had a little
bike accident this morning‐‐

748
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,303
very little.

749
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:23,442
Your son is very shy.

750
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:28,146
You can look at me, Max.
I don't bite.

751
00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:30,782
[whispers]
Actually, I do.

752
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,551
[snarls]

753
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,089
You're lucky your brakes
failed on the driveway

754
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:39,591
and not on the main road.

755
00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:41,359
This should have been
a lot worse.

756
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:46,031
‐ How did you know
it was my brakes?

757
00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:49,568
‐ I just assumed.

758
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:53,638
We get a lot
of failed brake accidents‐‐

759
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,740
all kinds,

760
00:32:55,740 --> 00:33:00,312
cars, wheelchairs, boats.

761
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,713
‐ Mm, can we hurry this up?

762
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:04,049
That smell of gauze
is just something else.

763
00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:05,650
[soft dramatic music]

764
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:08,553
‐ Luckily, we have Novocain
for good boys.

765
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:12,390
I can numb this up,
and you won't feel a thing.

766
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:15,927
So tell me, Max,
are you going to be

767
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,930
a good boy?

768
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:20,665
‐ Of course.

769
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,901
♪ ♪

770
00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:26,037
[whispers]
No, never.

771
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,308
‐ Well, then I have my answer.

772
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:33,345
Let's put in
a couple of stitches.

773
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,146
‐ Go right ahead.

774
00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:38,116
[upbeat music]

775
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:41,953
♪ ♪

776
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:44,489
‐ [groans]
‐ How is it, Max?

777
00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:46,725
‐ It's fine.

778
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,026
Is there a mosquito in here?

779
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,329
'Cause I think I just got
a tiny bite on my arm.

780
00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:53,632
‐ This is deeper
than I thought.

781
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,567
We might need three stitches.

782
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,669
‐ How about five?

783
00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:03,475
♪ ♪

784
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:06,645
‐ [snarls]

785
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:13,385
♪ ♪

786
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:16,454
Well, I guess that's it.
‐ Really?

787
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:19,658
I didn't feel anything.
‐ Huh, good for you.

788
00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:21,793
I did.
Okay, let's go.

789
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,128
‐ Yes, yes.

790
00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:24,296
‐ Remember,
if you're not careful,

791
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,665
something horrible
can happen to you.

792
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:29,734
‐ Oh, don't worry.
I can take care of myself.

793
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,903
By the way, your shoe's untied.

794
00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,372
Made you look, you dummy.

795
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:37,609
Wait, I‐‐look!

796
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:41,079
It‐‐it is untied,

797
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:44,149
so ha, ha, ha!

798
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,952
[Raye Zaragoza's
"In the River"]

799
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:50,422
♪ ♪

800
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,523
‐ [sighs]

801
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,592
‐ I know Sam
and you were close.

802
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:56,394
There are things
you can do that will help you.

803
00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:59,564
You could cut your hair
to honor the deceased.

804
00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,032
‐ I can handle it.

805
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:02,767
♪ ♪

806
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,937
Maybe you should start
letting me live my own life.

807
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,006
Worrying about
every man I meet,

808
00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:10,175
making me dinner every night‐‐

809
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,010
I'm not 16 anymore.

810
00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:15,814
Mm, it's okay.

811
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,350
The dinner part is nice.

812
00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:20,619
‐ If you were 16,
you wouldn't even be here.

813
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,820
You'd be in Denver.

814
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,556
‐ Oh.
[laughs]

815
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,524
Good one.

816
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:27,759
Now that I live at home,

817
00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:29,461
you're gonna start
being my father?

818
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:32,063
‐ Well, you never
stopped being my daughter.

819
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:38,370
♪ ♪

820
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,972
I hope you're this upset
when I die.

821
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,074
‐ Jesus, Dad.

822
00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:49,547
‐ ♪ There's gotta be
some hope ♪

823
00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:51,983
♪ ♪

824
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:55,987
♪ There's gotta be some hope ♪

825
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,491
♪ ♪

826
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:03,662
♪ There's gotta be some way ♪

827
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:07,966
♪ For you to send
your dogs away ♪

828
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:10,802
♪ And to leave
the land alone ♪

829
00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:17,909
♪ ♪

830
00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:23,715
♪ It's gotta be a crime ♪

831
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,685
♪ ♪

832
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:30,789
♪ Somewhere in your heart,
you'll find ♪

833
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:34,325
♪ ♪

834
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:38,863
♪ We're fighting
for our right ♪

835
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:42,500
♪ To keep the future bright ♪

836
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:45,570
♪ And protect
the ones we love ♪

837
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:52,544
♪ ♪

838
00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:58,349
♪ In the river is our sisters
and our brothers ♪

839
00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:01,553
♪ ♪

840
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:05,623
♪ We are camping out
for each other ♪

841
00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:12,530
♪ ♪

842
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,937
‐ Did you burn your scrubs
from the other night?

843
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:20,371
‐ No.

844
00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:21,840
♪ ♪

845
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,374
‐ You know you should.

846
00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:26,277
You've got to release
Sam's spirit from this world.

847
00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:29,914
Otherwise, he'll linger.
‐ I know.

848
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:33,618
♪ ♪

849
00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:40,458
[Raye Zaragoza's
"Bushwick Avenue"]

850
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:49,434
♪ ♪

851
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:54,339
‐ ♪ I've been
thinking about you ♪

852
00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:55,673
[car horn honks]

853
00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:56,641
‐ Shut up!

854
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:59,043
‐ ♪ Been thinking about you ♪

855
00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:04,616
♪ ♪

856
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:08,720
♪ I've been taking
my time with you ♪

857
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,123
♪ Been taking
my time with you ♪

858
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,926
♪ But falling quickly too ♪

859
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,795
♪ ♪

860
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:20,565
♪ And sometimes
how I lose my mind ♪

861
00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:24,335
♪ When I am feeling fine ♪

862
00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:27,939
♪ Since I have been with you ♪

863
00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,407
♪ ♪

864
00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:34,412
♪ Was 14 straight into 1,013 ♪

865
00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:36,681
‐ [knocks]
‐ Hey.

866
00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:38,116
‐ Hey.

867
00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:45,290
♪ ♪

868
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,627
Mrs. McGill has a crush on you.

869
00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:51,596
‐ [chuckles]
It's not a crush.

870
00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:53,231
She's 90
and comes in every week

871
00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:55,033
because she's a hypochondriac.

872
00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:58,002
♪ ♪

873
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,271
Hey.
‐ Uh‐huh?

874
00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:01,840
‐ A little gin rummy?

875
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,142
‐ Oh...

876
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:06,377
I'm gonna have
to take a raincheck.

877
00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:08,379
Big day tomorrow.

878
00:39:08,379 --> 00:39:11,449
Oh, but I'll beat you
next time.

879
00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:14,285
‐ You wish.
‐ [chuckles]

880
00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:19,424
♪ ♪

881
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,731
‐ There's no one sitting there.

882
00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,804
‐ Dan's not my real father.

883
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,075
My mom left when I was one.

884
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,043
Dan took me in,
and he raised me.

885
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,578
He gave me everything.

886
00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:45,650
But I never really felt
like I fit in.

887
00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:50,221
Sam was the only one
I could talk to about all that.

888
00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:55,360
I never should have left
that night he died.

889
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,663
I was tired.
I just wanted to go home.

890
00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:04,435
He was always there for me.

891
00:40:04,435 --> 00:40:06,337
I should have
been there for him.

892
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,240
‐ He was poisoned.

893
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,209
You couldn't have helped him.
‐ Maybe.

894
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,579
At least he wouldn't
have died alone.

895
00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,787
‐ Do you want
to play a card game?

896
00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,724
‐ Yeah.

897
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,460
Thanks.
‐ Okay.

898
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,863
I'll put my stuff in my office.

899
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,967
‐ This is your office now.

900
00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:39,003
[tender music]

901
00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:45,944
♪ ♪

902
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:52,150
‐ I did not want
to play cards,

903
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,785
but I knew Asta wanted to.

904
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:59,424
♪ ♪

905
00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:01,693
She was sad.
I could feel it.

906
00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:03,494
♪ ♪

907
00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:05,563
I should not be able
to feel an emotion

908
00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:07,432
that is inside somebody else.

909
00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:08,833
♪ ♪

910
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:11,836
[dramatic music]

911
00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:18,743
♪ ♪

912
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:41,199
♪ ♪

913
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,534
[sighs]

914
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,139
Tellurium.

915
00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:51,843
♪ ♪

916
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:56,814
I know that they are all
connected by these feelings,

917
00:41:56,814 --> 00:41:58,683
these emotions...

918
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:03,855
♪ ♪

919
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:06,290
Feelings of devotion...

920
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:08,893
♪ ♪

921
00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:10,895
Sadness...

922
00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:13,698
♪ ♪

923
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:15,066
Love.

924
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,668
‐ In Greek mythology,
there exists this legend...

925
00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:19,837
♪ ♪

926
00:42:19,837 --> 00:42:23,107
‐ Maybe I am more connected
to them now

927
00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:25,443
I had an emptiness
that no amount of potato chips

928
00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:27,345
or hot dogs would cure,

929
00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,180
but when I found
the tellurium,

930
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,149
the ache went away.

931
00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,717
It wasn't coming
from my stomach.

932
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:35,653
It was coming from my heart.

933
00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:38,890
Human emotions
are growing inside of me.

934
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,727
I think the one I feel now
they call lonely.

935
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,997
♪ ♪

936
00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:49,434
In the same way Asta
misses Sam Hodges,

937
00:42:49,434 --> 00:42:53,271
I miss my planet, my people.

938
00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:54,872
But having found
the tellurium,

939
00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:57,575
I can finally
heal my broken heart

940
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,377
because, once I
detonate my device

941
00:42:59,377 --> 00:43:02,780
and fry every human being
on Earth,

942
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:05,483
I can fly home.

943
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:09,387
Now I just need
to find my device

944
00:43:09,387 --> 00:43:11,089
without being discovered.

945
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:14,058
[soft dramatic music]

946
00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:21,165
♪ ♪

947
00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:31,109
[suspenseful music]

948
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:37,882
♪ ♪