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- Previously
on "resident alien"...
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- Calm down?
I can't calm down.
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They're threatening
our families!
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- If I knew something
important and dangerous,
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I might've written it down.
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- Holy shit!
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- Who the hell
is galvan/powell group?
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- Why are you in new york?
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You were supposed
to stay in colorado
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and do your goddamn work.
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You have no idea
who you are dealing with.
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- So where is this alien ball?
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- I give you the ball,
I get my life back.
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[gunshot]
[grunts]
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[suspenseful music]
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- my birthday's coming up.
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I was wondering if you
want to do something that day.
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- I would love that.
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All: Surprise!
- [laughs]
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♪ ♪
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- [squeals]
- [screams]
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- there's alien activity
here in patience.
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I know it.
- What are you gonna do?
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- I'm gonna call
the alien tracker
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and tell him
to come to patience
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and find himself an alien.
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- [squeals]
- [screams]
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- I'm goliath.
There's an alien race
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that's planning
to take over the earth.
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[gunshot fires]
- wha--ah--
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- you should've
just stayed in colorado
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and done your job.
- You shot me.
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- Yeah.
I should've never made you
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kill sam hodges.
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I should've just
taken care of it myself.
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[cocks gun]
[gunshot]
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[heart beating]
- [panting]
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- asta.
- [panting]
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- holy shit.
What the hell happened?
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- He shot me.
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- Okay,
we need to call an ambulance.
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- No!
We do not need to do that.
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This is a dangerous man.
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- This is bad.
This is really bad.
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- No, it is okay.
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He's dead.
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- Oh, god.
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- Harry, asta?
Y'all out here?
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I heard gunfire!
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Hello?
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Sheriff's department.
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♪ ♪
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oh, shit!
- [clears throat]
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- oh, damn.
What y'all doin' out here?
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Did y'all hear gunshots?
- Just a racoon.
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I almost put down that varmint.
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- I'm pretty sure I heard
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two distinctly
different caliber gunshots.
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- That was me.
I'm still celebrating.
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It's my birthday!
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- Yay, harry.
Whoo-hoo.
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- Oh, okay.
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Damn, y'all scared
the shit out of me.
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Anyway, it's good to see
y'all are all right.
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Everybody else left.
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They was wonderin'
where the two of you went.
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- Yeah, I was thinking
the same thing.
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I was like,
"where did they go?
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Don't tell me
they're off owl-hunting again."
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but then, you know,
I went outside,
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followed the hoots,
and there they were.
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- Hoot, hoot.
- Hoot.
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- So...
- Hoot.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- So you guys have fun here.
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Sheriff and I, no place to go
but away to our homes.
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Thank you for the party.
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- All right, yeah, um,
thanks for everything.
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Party was pretty cool.
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You might want to open
that window in your bathroom.
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Smell like a good old-fashioned
hump house up in there.
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- Ha ha!
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- You know
what I'm talking about.
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Yeah, that wasn't
no normal sex.
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- No, I know.
- Ben and kate.
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- Yeah.
You don't know the half of it.
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[suspenseful music]
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- [sighs]
oh, are you okay?
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- No. Are you?
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No.
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♪ ♪
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- jesus, they took him out.
- What the hell we gonna do?
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[thud]
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- what was that?
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[knocking]
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- [squeals]
- [grunts]
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- vin!
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Vinny!
[muffled screaming]
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♪ ♪
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[brown bird's "bilgewater"]
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[laidback acoustic strumming]
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♪ ♪
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- death is not a loss
for my people,
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not like it is for humans.
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Where I am from,
everything that exists
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is all part
of the same ecosystem.
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When our life is over,
we simply change form
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and return
to where we started,
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part of the planet.
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We never really die.
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- Harry,
your blood is turning alien.
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- The wound
is making me weaker.
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I need you to take the bullet
out so that I can heal faster.
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Human emotions
make death difficult for them.
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It adds fear and sadness
to something very natural.
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The man asta shot
may have family
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who will mourn
the end of his life.
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But he also tried to kill me,
so rot into dirt, ham bag.
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- [grunts]
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- [grunts]
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- okay. Everyone's gone.
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So do we want to talk
about the dead guy?
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- He killed sam hodges.
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- Yeah, that's right.
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We followed clues in new york,
which led us to him.
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- Found those clues.
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- Yeah, and he knew
that we knew that--
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- he knew we knew it.
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- He, uh...What he did, and--
- he did it.
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- So he came here to kill us.
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- Tried to kill us.
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- Right.
I was just gonna see
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if you had, like, a woodchipper
I could chuck the body into.
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- What?
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No!
We have to tell the police!
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We should've told mike.
This is self-defense.
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- You cannot do that.
If you tell the police,
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then the bad people will know
that you killed their friend,
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and then they will come
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and kill you and everyone
that is close to you.
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- Wait, who are these people?
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Sorry, I don't understand.
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Is this why you've been
so secretive this whole time?
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You were just investigating
sam's murder?
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Why didn't you just tell me?
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- She did not tell you because
she didn't want you to know.
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- I get it.
You were protecting me.
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Well, now I'm protecting you,
okay?
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Hey, no one's gonna hurt you.
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Nothing bad's gonna happen,
all right?
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I'm gonna go outside.
I'm gonna check the body,
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and you are gonna stay here
with harry, fix him up.
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We got this.
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Okay?
- Okay.
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[door shuts]
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is she gonna be okay?
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There's still
an alien baby outside.
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- Do you mean the alien baby
who attached to my head
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to warn me that
there is an evil alien race
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planning on taking over earth?
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The gunshots scared it back
into the lake.
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- Well, you're very lucky,
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because if this had been
a few inches lower,
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it would've hit your heart,
and you'd be dead.
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- Mm.
- Wait. Would you have died,
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or would you just
turn back to alien?
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- If the bullet
hit the human heart,
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it would kill this body
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before I could
turn back into an alien.
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[laughs]
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then I would die too.
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[dramatic music]
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- oh, harry.
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- I'm not dead.
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I am alive
because you killed the bad man.
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Thank you, asta.
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- You're welcome.
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- I do not like this human
feeling of being almost-dead.
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When I get a burnt potato
in my hashbrowns,
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I put it to the side
of my plate and ignore it.
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I will do the same with death.
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I feel better already.
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[buffy sainte-marie's
"it's my way"]
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- ♪ I'm cutting my own way ♪
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♪ through my own day ♪
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♪ and all I dare say ♪
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♪ is it's my own ♪
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♪ the years I've known ♪
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♪ and the life I've grown ♪
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♪ got a way I'm going ♪
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[car beeps]
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♪ and it's my way ♪
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♪ ♪
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- well, I found his car.
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I was wrong about tossing
the guy into a woodchipper.
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Unless--
- I do not have a woodchipper!
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- Well, we can't make him
disappear anyway.
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We have to plant
the body somewhere.
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He was staying
at the copper ridge,
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that shitty motel
on the edge of town.
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It's in the middle of nowhere,
quiet, no security cameras.
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It's one of the top three
places to plant a body in town.
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We'll bag the body, limit
how much dna we get on it.
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I'll drive his car
to the motel.
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You two dump his body
in the hot tub out back.
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- Mm.
- We want the body in hot water
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to help muddy the evidence.
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We'll plant his gun on him,
make him look shady.
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Harry, you melt down
the rifle that shot him.
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- Ha!
- All right,
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now he's just a dead guy
in a hot tub at a shitty motel.
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- "law and order."
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- "csi."
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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I'll go bring his car around.
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- That's not the only thing
we will plant on him!
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[squeals]
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the medical records!
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We must sneak these into the
trunk of mr. Dead guy's car,
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and then when they find the
dead body, they will find these
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and they will blame him
for sam hodges' death,
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and then my name
will be cleared forever.
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Your honor,
the evidence is clear!
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There is no evidence
to convict my client!
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I rest my case!
Cun--
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does "csi" have
a "clung-clung?"
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- that doesn't help me.
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Harry, even if they think
that he killed sam,
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I still killed him.
- It will work.
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Mayor snowflake has asked me
to be the town doctor.
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I will accept.
I will do the autopsy.
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I will fake the results.
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I will make sure that
sheriff hat and deputy sadsmile
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do not think you did it.
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- [sighs]
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[suspenseful music]
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- "frankenstein"
by mary shelley.
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This audiobook is read to you
by ms. Judith cooper.
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"letter one.
To mrs. Savi--"
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sa--savayle?
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Say, say-vayle.
I--one of those.
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- Hey there, skank-arooni.
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- Oh, hey!
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- Are you still trying to get
that audiobook thing going?
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- Oh, yeah.
I got a new microphone.
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So it's, like,
really professional now.
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- Oh, it looks like you're
still recording right now.
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- Oh, yeah.
It doesn't matter.
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Do you wanna watch me
in action?
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- Yeah, sure, yeah.
- Okay.
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"the commencement
of an enterprise,
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which you have regarded
with such evil forebodings."
254
00:10:46,096 --> 00:10:48,179
[laughs]
this one is gonna scare
255
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,931
the poop out of my butt.
256
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,050
- Yeah, I don't think
that part's in the book.
257
00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:55,353
But I brought you these,
though, from a party I was at.
258
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,221
- Oh! Deviled eggs.
259
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,357
I didn't know about a party.
That's so weird.
260
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,026
- Hmm.
- Oh, I bet
261
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,226
you probably tried to call me,
262
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:06,247
but my phone is,
like, so crazy.
263
00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:09,400
Thank you.
Yummers.
264
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,752
[muffled]
oh, my god--
265
00:11:10,787 --> 00:11:13,121
so good.
[laughs]
266
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,459
- human corpses decay
and get smelly so quickly.
267
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:21,596
Why can't you turn to stone
like my people when you die?
268
00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:23,631
- Can we not talk about this?
269
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,216
I just wanna
get this over with.
270
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,601
- Mmm!
271
00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:29,087
- You might wanna
slow down there.
272
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,189
- Well, mmm--
I'm really hungry.
273
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:34,025
Also, I really like these,
like, they're nice and warm,
274
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,276
you know?
You can really, like,
275
00:11:35,312 --> 00:11:36,311
[sniffs]
smell 'em.
276
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,812
- Mm...
277
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,898
- Can I have one more?
- Yeah.
278
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,100
Uh, do you have
a bathroom close by?
279
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,768
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm, good.
280
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,770
- Why?
- Ah.
281
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:50,875
♪ ♪
282
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,057
- hey!
283
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:10,461
Wake up, drunky!
Better not be pissing in there.
284
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,015
[suspenseful music]
285
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,067
people don't listen.
286
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:23,975
How's he even, like,
breathing in there?
287
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,946
[suspenseful music]
288
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:36,087
♪ ♪
289
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,426
- [gasps]
290
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,144
[coughing]
291
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:50,318
♪ ♪
292
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:03,114
[dog barking]
[distant chatter]
293
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:08,319
♪ ♪
294
00:13:08,338 --> 00:13:11,339
- this way.
- You set me up.
295
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,842
- If I had set you up,
I would be with all those men
296
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:18,096
and dogs that are
clearly chasing both of us.
297
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:28,022
- Tell me everything we know
about the galvan/powell group.
298
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,391
- Multinational conglomerate,
299
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,394
um, businesses
all over the world,
300
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:37,782
and interests in everything
from energy to shipping.
301
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,285
- And all the names
we found in sam's office
302
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,687
are top executives
that work there.
303
00:13:42,706 --> 00:13:45,723
- Maybe they had something
to do with sam's death
304
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,526
and writing the names down
was his insurance policy.
305
00:13:48,545 --> 00:13:50,027
- Yeah, that's a good guess.
306
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,029
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised
if they all killed him.
307
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,248
Look at them rich people names:
308
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,251
Troy hendricks,
tanner corrington.
309
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,552
Sound like old-money murderers
310
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,387
who killed their way
out of trouble.
311
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,806
The parents too busy buying
yachts and wearing visors
312
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,107
to teach 'em right from wrong.
313
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,976
- They probably wear belts
314
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,061
that have whales
and lobsters on 'em.
315
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,513
- [laughs]
just a bunch
316
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,982
of generational-wealth,
privileged-as-hell,
317
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:15,904
lacrosse-ass, pastel-shorts,
boat-shoed mother-------.
318
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:21,242
Sorry about the swearing.
- Oh, I swear all the time too.
319
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:24,562
Look at that guy,
gray buchanan.
320
00:14:24,581 --> 00:14:27,582
- [snorts]
- what an old shit...
321
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:31,085
Head, asshole guy.
Right, sir?
322
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,754
- Yeah.
Actually, yeah.
323
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,173
You took some of them words
right out of my mouth.
324
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:40,712
♪ ♪
325
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,350
- [laughs]
harry!
326
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,102
Oh, sorry.
Dr. Vanderspeigle.
327
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,554
Come in!
Come in.
328
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,423
How was the rest
of your birthday?
329
00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:53,625
- I would like to talk to you
330
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:58,162
about the offer for me
to be town doctor again!
331
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:02,099
- Yeah.
- I accept.
332
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,135
- Wow, that is incredible.
[laughs]
333
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,103
- with these conditions:
334
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:09,490
I want the traffic
outside my office eliminated.
335
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,542
I want my own kitchen.
336
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:16,347
I want that little ellen nurse
to not talk,
337
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,385
and if she steals granola bars
from my desk,
338
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,955
I wanted her capital-punished.
339
00:15:23,974 --> 00:15:27,091
- Okay, well,
two of those are impossible,
340
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,643
and one is kind of illegal.
341
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,645
How about
a white noise machine?
342
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,981
You know, it might block
the traffic sounds.
343
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,499
- No deal!
344
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,200
- Sheriff,
judy cooper's on the phone
345
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,036
from the copper ridge motel.
346
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,404
- Okay, deal.
347
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,489
I accept the position.
I am now the town doctor.
348
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,107
You cannot take it back.
349
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,159
- O--okay!
[laughs]
350
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,494
great!
- Mm-hmm.
351
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,279
- Ah, deputy, we got ourselves
another murder!
352
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,881
[laughs]
353
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,366
- what?
354
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,786
- Oh, no, a murder.
What a terrible day.
355
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,324
- I remember
he checked in at 6:00,
356
00:16:00,343 --> 00:16:02,043
because I was eating my salami.
357
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,328
- And that's the last time
you saw him alive,
358
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:05,847
when he checked in last night?
359
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,683
- No, I saw him again later
in the parking lot.
360
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,936
He was talking
to two men in a black van.
361
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,888
Hello, sheriff.
362
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,190
I knew that
I was probably gonna see you,
363
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,976
so, um,
364
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,361
I made you an audiobook.
365
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,730
- "autobiography of malcolm x."
366
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:27,118
- oh, judy...
- Oh, it's not malcolm ten?
367
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,620
I'll redo it.
I thought that the x was a ten.
368
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,189
You know, like,
in roman numerals.
369
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,877
- Can you tell us anything
about the men in the van?
370
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,596
- I didn't see 'em real good,
honestly.
371
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:42,433
I did see a skunk, though,
and I followed it for a while--
372
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,720
- did you hear a gunshot?
- No.
373
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,472
I actually didn't
really hear anything.
374
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,724
D'arcy stopped by with food.
375
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,593
She was really upset because
I couldn't go to this party
376
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,763
that she went to, so she
brought me devil's eggs.
377
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,932
- Oh, did you like them?
- Oh, yeah.
378
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,734
They were really good.
- Oh.
379
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,519
- And luckily, there were still
a couple left on the counter
380
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,022
this morning,
so I finished 'em.
381
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,891
- Oh, are you having any
stomach issues?
382
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:10,561
- [laughs]
oh, yeah. Real bad.
383
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,229
- All right, excuse me.
384
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,082
Mr. Mayor, dr. V.
385
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:18,252
- I heard that there was
another murder in patience,
386
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,089
and I am devastated
at this news.
387
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,740
- Yeah, see, we might have
an issue with that.
388
00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:24,759
Little known fact: This hot tub
389
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,779
is actually over
the county line into jessup.
390
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,715
So jessup hot tub,
jessup murder.
391
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,767
Uh, suck on that, mayor mitch.
392
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:36,604
- Huh, well, maybe the shooter
was on the patience side.
393
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,773
- Well, maybe we should, uh,
394
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,441
take a gander at
the security cameras and see.
395
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,593
- There are
no security cameras!
396
00:17:42,612 --> 00:17:44,645
Is my guess.
- He's right.
397
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:48,432
We're very discreet here, so...
I mean,
398
00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:52,103
two people could just disappear
into a motel room right now
399
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,789
and do just about anything,
400
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,658
and nobody would know--
[stomach gurgles]
401
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,078
I'll be right back.
402
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,779
- Look, with all due respect,
mr. Mayor,
403
00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:02,914
I'm the sheriff of patience,
404
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,800
and this, to me, looks like
a patience crime scene.
405
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,635
- And I'm the doctor
from patience,
406
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:12,974
and I will do the autopsy,
and you can suck on that...
407
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,425
With no respect!
408
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,013
- Not very kind.
409
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,982
- Sir,
you're not gonna believe this.
410
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,651
- The victim was
one of the names on sam's list:
411
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,486
Tanner corrington--
412
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,821
and he had a gun in his jacket.
413
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:32,193
- What an interesting name
I've never heard of.
414
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,327
- Well, well, well.
415
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,279
So mr. Silver spoon fancy pants
416
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:40,334
was carrying and got murdered?
Surprise, surprise.
417
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:43,154
- I'm so surprised.
418
00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:44,338
Wow.
419
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:47,341
[line trilling]
420
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,527
[indistinct chatter]
421
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,678
- [in southern accent]
yes, hello.
422
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:51,796
My name is johnny smithson.
423
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,882
I'd like to report a murder
that happened in jessup.
424
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,786
[quirky music]
425
00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:04,959
- it's an odd feeling to know
that you are going to die soon.
426
00:19:04,994 --> 00:19:06,828
- I am glad
this appointment is over.
427
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,663
Whenever this man
mentions dying,
428
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,414
that bad feeling
I have about death
429
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,134
climbs to the top
of my stomach.
430
00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:16,420
Soon, it will not matter
to you what being dead is like,
431
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,639
because you will be dead.
432
00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:23,477
- I love your bedside manner.
[chuckles]
433
00:19:23,513 --> 00:19:25,847
I'll miss it when I'm gone.
434
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:29,350
- No, you will not,
because you will be dead.
435
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,335
Goodbye, now.
436
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,971
- You think I should give him
a different dose?
437
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,107
- One deceased male,
fatal gunshot wound.
438
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,693
Where do you want him
for the autopsy?
439
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,244
- Uh...
440
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,979
- Alive people
wait in the lobby.
441
00:19:41,998 --> 00:19:43,447
Dead people wait in exam one.
442
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,417
[suspenseful music]
443
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:53,341
♪ ♪
444
00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:59,680
- hey.
Much-needed day drink?
445
00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:02,767
- I need your help.
How am I supposed to--
446
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,721
- what, live your life
just like normal?
447
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,638
Hello, asta.
448
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,774
Here is your normal
3:00 p.M. Whiskey,
449
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,809
which you have
every day at this time.
450
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,282
- Oh, yeah, normal.
451
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,952
I'm never
gonna be normal again.
452
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,286
I'm supposed to
pick up jay tomorrow
453
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,537
and take her to lunch
for her birthday.
454
00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:25,373
- Holy shit.
That's amazing.
455
00:20:25,408 --> 00:20:28,042
- It would be
if I wasn't a murderer.
456
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:29,543
- Okay, you're not a murderer.
457
00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:31,412
You're just an innocent woman
458
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,465
that got caught up in all
this shit because of harry.
459
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,301
You shouldn't trust that guy,
by the way.
460
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,703
He moved a body last night.
- So did we!
461
00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:42,306
- Yeah, but you know, it's us.
We made it look cool.
462
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,810
It's like people who can rock a
pair of bell-bottoms, you know?
463
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,595
- I think
we should tell the police.
464
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,213
Maybe I should tell liv.
465
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,566
What if this guy has a family?
- Okay, you have a family--
466
00:20:52,602 --> 00:20:54,218
all right, starting with me,
your ne'er-do-well
467
00:20:54,237 --> 00:20:58,990
but lovable soul sister,
and if you go to the police,
468
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,942
they'll just send
more bad guys to kill you,
469
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:02,576
and then I'll have to kill
all of them,
470
00:21:02,612 --> 00:21:03,894
and spend the rest of my life
471
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:05,079
in my safe house
in puerto vallarta,
472
00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:05,930
which I can't really be there
473
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,331
for more than
two weeks at a time,
474
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,166
and I hate
going by the name veronica.
475
00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:11,786
- [chuckles]
476
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,588
okay.
Well, you make a good point.
477
00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:16,457
- Thanks.
478
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,009
- All right, that's fine.
Keep me posted.
479
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,093
- Yes, sir.
480
00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:22,630
- Okay. Thank you.
- Thanks.
481
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:26,767
- Only three occupants in the
motel aside from the victim,
482
00:21:26,803 --> 00:21:29,603
and no one heard a gunshot
or anything unusual.
483
00:21:29,639 --> 00:21:31,389
You find the murder weapon yet?
484
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,940
- No.
- Shit.
485
00:21:32,976 --> 00:21:36,444
We got no gunshots.
We got no gun.
486
00:21:36,479 --> 00:21:38,612
- They could've
used a silencer.
487
00:21:38,648 --> 00:21:42,033
- Or maybe
it's an icicle riddle, right?
488
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,618
He gets stabbed with an icicle,
it melts.
489
00:21:44,654 --> 00:21:46,620
That's the perfect crime.
490
00:21:46,656 --> 00:21:48,372
- It looked like
a bullet wound, sir.
491
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,792
- Yeah, maybe it was an ice gun
firing an ice bullet, right?
492
00:21:51,828 --> 00:21:53,661
The bullet friction, that'll
melt the gun right away,
493
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,663
so that's a one-time-use-only
weapon, and the killer,
494
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,914
he's gotta be somebody
495
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:57,965
who knows
how to meditate or something,
496
00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,467
keep the body temperature
low enough
497
00:21:59,502 --> 00:22:01,135
that their hand
don't melt the gun.
498
00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:03,804
So maybe the killer's
like a tibetan monk, right,
499
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,840
who mediated
before he shot the guy--
500
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,009
not enough to bring him
inner peace, though.
501
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,494
He was still angry enough
to kill a man.
502
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,480
That's sad.
503
00:22:12,515 --> 00:22:15,799
- Or maybe he was shot
with a regular gun,
504
00:22:15,818 --> 00:22:18,652
and the murderer left with it.
505
00:22:18,688 --> 00:22:20,654
- See, that's thinking
inside the box.
506
00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:22,356
You think in, I think out.
507
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:24,442
That's why we make
such a good team, ha ha.
508
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,327
[truck beeping]
509
00:22:26,362 --> 00:22:28,029
hey!
What are you doing with that?
510
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,864
That's the victim's car!
We ain't done with that yet!
511
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,166
- I'm sorry, sir.
We didn't order this.
512
00:22:32,201 --> 00:22:33,951
- I did.
Hi.
513
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,920
Detective lena torres,
jessup police.
514
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,006
- Hello, what the hell are
you doing in my crime scene?
515
00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:40,841
- I could ask you
the same question, though.
516
00:22:40,877 --> 00:22:43,544
The answer is pretty obvious,
isn't it?
517
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,346
The body was found
in a hot tub in my town.
518
00:22:45,381 --> 00:22:46,680
- Huh.
[laughs]
519
00:22:46,716 --> 00:22:47,932
no, I don't think so.
520
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,184
This here is a patience crime,
okay?
521
00:22:50,219 --> 00:22:51,218
We got here first.
522
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,937
You just can't go
towing that car.
523
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,438
- I didn't see
your crime tape on it.
524
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,607
- Well,
that's because we ran out
525
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:59,843
and had to switch to yellow
birthday party streamers,
526
00:22:59,862 --> 00:23:02,063
which disintegrated
in the rain.
527
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,447
- I think you'll agree
that it makes the most sense
528
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,516
for us to take over
the investigation.
529
00:23:05,535 --> 00:23:06,700
Jessup forensic yard's
530
00:23:06,736 --> 00:23:08,202
got a bigger budget
and more manpower.
531
00:23:08,237 --> 00:23:09,653
- Huh. Well, I disagree.
532
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,155
- You still haven't
introduced yourself.
533
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,373
I guess they don't have
etiquette teachers
534
00:23:12,408 --> 00:23:13,524
here in patience?
535
00:23:13,543 --> 00:23:15,042
- I'm sheriff mike thompson.
536
00:23:15,078 --> 00:23:17,878
You can call me big black.
- In that case,
537
00:23:17,914 --> 00:23:20,531
you can call me medium brown.
538
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:24,135
- I'm liv. I'm white.
539
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,053
- Nice to meet you.
540
00:23:26,089 --> 00:23:29,890
Okay, well, I'll loop you in
if I need any help.
541
00:23:29,926 --> 00:23:31,142
- You see how
she swung her finger around
542
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,259
like she can loop?
543
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:35,179
How you gonna loop me
into somethin' I'm already in?
544
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,647
- Have a nice day!
545
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:37,765
- I'm the loop--
546
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,143
- hey, dr. V.
I'm so glad you're back.
547
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,628
I am really relieved
548
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:54,982
to be able to continue
our therapy sessions.
549
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:59,636
I do not want to do it.
But it is part of the job.
550
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:02,440
- Smart strategy.
Act indifferent
551
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:05,359
so you don't seem like
a therapist and I open up more.
552
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:08,362
- I actually do not care.
- That's brilliant.
553
00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:12,983
- Hi.
- Your wife followed you.
554
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,335
She's taking off her clothes.
555
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,170
Please do not have sex
in my office!
556
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,489
- I am so sorry
about last night.
557
00:24:18,508 --> 00:24:20,674
It's just a lot of stuff
got stirred up,
558
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:25,679
and one thing led to another.
It's just so embarrassing.
559
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:28,349
- I threw away
all of the bath towels
560
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:33,070
and the bath mats
and the soap and my loofah.
561
00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:37,858
- So kate had a great idea.
562
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:41,845
Um, she suggested
that we try therapy together.
563
00:24:41,864 --> 00:24:46,050
- So she is controlling.
- You said I was controlling?
564
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,519
- No.
Uh, no, I don't think
565
00:24:48,538 --> 00:24:49,870
those were my exact words.
566
00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:54,375
- He also said he hates
your honey-glazed salmon.
567
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,693
- No, again, did not--
568
00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:58,379
- that salmon
is my specialty dish.
569
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,197
- Love it.
- He said the only thing
570
00:25:00,216 --> 00:25:01,465
special about it
571
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:07,271
was that something that lives
in the water could be so dry.
572
00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,590
[laughs]
- see, this is the problem.
573
00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:12,042
I want him to feel comfortable
telling me these things.
574
00:25:12,061 --> 00:25:15,346
- Mm, do not talk to me.
Talk directly to your husband.
575
00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:17,398
I do not care.
576
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,234
- Yeah, that's his strategy.
577
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:28,108
- Honey, I know you have
a hard time talking to me,
578
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,746
and that's--it's okay.
But I don't want it to be hard.
579
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:35,566
So I wanna make space for you
to tell me whatever you want.
580
00:25:35,585 --> 00:25:39,119
You can tell me anything,
and it's okay.
581
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:45,709
- Okay, well, uh, thank you,
and thank you for the space.
582
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,795
Without space,
what do you have?
583
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:48,796
Things.
You know,
584
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:52,099
things next to things,
which creates density,
585
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:55,252
which also means
a lack of knowing,
586
00:25:55,271 --> 00:25:58,105
and sometimes
the first step in not knowing
587
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:02,109
is knowing that you don't know.
588
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,260
- What are you talking about?
589
00:26:03,279 --> 00:26:04,895
- You're supposed to
let him talk.
590
00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:07,281
- I am,
but he's not saying anything.
591
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,699
We're having a baby.
592
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,601
You know,
we have to talk about it.
593
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:11,652
You know,
I don't want to be
594
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:12,953
the person in your life
who you...
595
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,905
- I have more
important things to do
596
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,575
than listen to unimportant
marriage arguments.
597
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,043
The sooner I get them out,
598
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:22,279
the sooner I can start
doing my fake autopsy.
599
00:26:22,298 --> 00:26:23,947
I will wait for her
to stop talking,
600
00:26:23,966 --> 00:26:26,967
then I will jump in
and tell them I have to leave.
601
00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:29,303
[indistinct conversation]
602
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,822
she is not stopping.
603
00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:35,959
- Wow, I think
that was a very good start.
604
00:26:35,978 --> 00:26:37,761
Thank you, dr. Vanderspeigle.
605
00:26:40,316 --> 00:26:42,733
- Do you, um,
do you think it went well?
606
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,968
- I don't know.
607
00:26:44,987 --> 00:26:49,406
I was doing math problems in
my head just to pass the time.
608
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:52,192
What are they doing
with my body--hey!
609
00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:55,362
- Ah, well, jessup police are
taking over the investigation
610
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:56,413
because the hot tub's
in their town.
611
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:57,498
So they're gonna
handle everything.
612
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:58,832
- What do you mean everything?
613
00:26:58,868 --> 00:27:02,503
- Ballistics, you know,
autopsy, everything.
614
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:05,122
Looks like jessup
is murder town, usa now.
615
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,156
[chuckles]
616
00:27:06,175 --> 00:27:08,292
♪ ♪
617
00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,396
- hi, my name is
deputy liv baker,
618
00:27:12,415 --> 00:27:17,901
and I have video evidence of an
unidentified aerial phenomenon
619
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,904
that multiple witnesses
theorize is an alien ship.
620
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:25,542
I also believe I might've lost
time, and I saw something
621
00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:26,877
I can't explain.
622
00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:28,879
[creature clicking]
623
00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:32,883
I hope you get this.
Also, I'm not a wacko.
624
00:27:34,937 --> 00:27:35,919
- What's goin' on?
What you doin',
625
00:27:35,938 --> 00:27:37,604
an instagram or somethin'?
626
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,056
'cause the lighting
in here is terrible.
627
00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,140
You gotta get yourself
one of them lights
628
00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:43,060
to make your skin look better,
like a flesh light.
629
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:47,431
- I don't think
that's what it's, um, called.
630
00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:50,334
Fine.
I'm recording a message
631
00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:53,454
to the alien tracker to go
along with the ufo video
632
00:27:53,489 --> 00:27:54,872
I got from eugena plunkett.
633
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:58,492
- Did I not tell you to do that
on your own personal time only?
634
00:27:58,544 --> 00:27:59,993
- Yes, you did, sir.
- Okay.
635
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:04,748
- This is personal time.
I had to go to the bathroom.
636
00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:07,301
So I'm counting this
as a bathroom break,
637
00:28:07,336 --> 00:28:10,621
and I'm just gonna hold it
for double long.
638
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,356
- Huh.
639
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,458
That logic checks out.
640
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,310
So long as you don't go
to the bathroom again
641
00:28:16,345 --> 00:28:17,794
until you would've gone
to the bathroom
642
00:28:17,813 --> 00:28:19,163
if you were going
to the bathroom now,
643
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,731
and when you do go
to the bathroom then,
644
00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:23,016
you gotta go
twice as fast.
645
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:25,903
- Of course.
Yeah, that makes sense.
646
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,905
- All right, look at that.
We worked that out.
647
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,440
- [laughs]
- could you please
648
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,191
hand me some of those
post-it notes over there?
649
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:32,910
But not them
boring-ass yellow ones.
650
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:33,944
I'm feelin' frisky.
Give me them
651
00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:35,529
fuchsia sumbitches
right there.
652
00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:37,831
- Mm, frisky.
- Mm-hmm.
653
00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:39,983
- Yes, sir.
- All right.
654
00:28:40,002 --> 00:28:41,502
- I'ma do all sorts of stuff
with these.
655
00:28:41,537 --> 00:28:44,338
- I don't wanna know.
- [laughs] thank you, deputy.
656
00:28:44,373 --> 00:28:47,324
[quirky music]
657
00:28:47,343 --> 00:28:48,625
♪ ♪
658
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,660
[cell phone dings]
659
00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:50,961
"thank you for your message.
660
00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:53,931
"the alien tracker
is very busy right now.
661
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:58,668
But check out
his upcoming tour dates below."
662
00:28:58,687 --> 00:29:01,105
[sighs]
663
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:04,841
I shouldn't have had
that extra iced tea.
664
00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:07,478
- The alien baby
has not returned.
665
00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:11,031
I need to find it so I can get
the rest of goliath's message.
666
00:29:11,066 --> 00:29:12,649
Right now, all I know is that
667
00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:16,203
there is another dangerous
alien race already on earth.
668
00:29:16,238 --> 00:29:19,156
[screech-clicking]
669
00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,358
[warbles]
670
00:29:21,377 --> 00:29:23,026
I also know
if I can't figure out
671
00:29:23,045 --> 00:29:24,211
how to get the autopsy back,
672
00:29:24,246 --> 00:29:26,079
asta will end up
in jessup jail,
673
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:28,198
and I will have to bake her
a cake with a file in it
674
00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:31,135
like the cartoons
so she can escape.
675
00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:33,203
I don't want to bake a cake.
676
00:29:33,222 --> 00:29:36,473
Why can't the cartoons
bake escape pies?
677
00:29:36,509 --> 00:29:38,258
- There he is!
678
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,260
Thought I'd bring
some brewskis by,
679
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,429
celebrate your first day
back on the job.
680
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,181
- I just saw you today.
That is enough.
681
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,016
- Ah, that was just therapy.
That doesn't count.
682
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:48,018
This is the real hang.
Just a couple of dudes,
683
00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:50,720
no girls allowed,
order some 'za, huh?
684
00:29:50,739 --> 00:29:52,889
Come on, it'll be fun!
- No.
685
00:29:52,908 --> 00:29:55,692
No, get back in your car.
This is my house.
686
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,394
- Oh, windy out here.
- Leave!
687
00:29:57,413 --> 00:29:58,728
- Yeah, let's go!
- No!
688
00:29:58,747 --> 00:30:01,615
[soft acoustic guitar music]
689
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,500
- [sighs]
690
00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:06,253
♪ ♪
691
00:30:06,288 --> 00:30:09,039
- well, just so you know,
692
00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:12,042
I'm sending you the co-pay
for my next dental bill.
693
00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:17,080
- Mm, way to work in
that you have insurance.
694
00:30:17,099 --> 00:30:18,682
That's hot.
[chuckles]
695
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:23,220
- a woman who hits on me
with her mouth full--also hot.
696
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:25,589
[both laugh]
697
00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:28,809
- well, I figured that
698
00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:31,061
I owed you
the whole dessert menu
699
00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,113
after standing you up
last time.
700
00:30:33,148 --> 00:30:34,598
- Yeah.
- Yeah, no,
701
00:30:34,617 --> 00:30:35,816
that night was just...
702
00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:45,542
Um, anyway, I'm here now.
- Are you?
703
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:46,827
Because a few minutes ago,
704
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:48,545
I asked if you had
any brothers or sisters,
705
00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:50,247
and you said, "fine, thanks!"
706
00:30:52,334 --> 00:30:54,301
- did I?
- You know, he waited for you
707
00:30:54,336 --> 00:30:56,086
for three hours.
708
00:30:56,121 --> 00:30:58,305
I respect a man with confidence
709
00:30:58,340 --> 00:31:00,674
to return to the scene
of a rejection.
710
00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:04,961
- Wow. Damn.
711
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:07,564
- Three hours?
712
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,982
- Speaks to a man's character,
713
00:31:09,018 --> 00:31:11,301
puttin' in the time
for what he wants.
714
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,986
Careful, d'arcy.
715
00:31:13,022 --> 00:31:15,522
Looks like
you hooked yourself a real one.
716
00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:19,142
- He is--
- rude.
717
00:31:19,161 --> 00:31:20,360
- Direct.
- Rude.
718
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:22,279
- [laughs]
719
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:27,751
- um, no, that's wrong.
720
00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:30,671
I'm the rude one.
721
00:31:30,706 --> 00:31:32,489
I'm sorry.
722
00:31:32,508 --> 00:31:36,326
I'm here now,
and I'm happy to be here.
723
00:31:36,345 --> 00:31:39,546
A little nervous, maybe.
But...
724
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:45,769
I guess some of us feel like
we don't deserve nice things,
725
00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:51,308
and you're a very nice thing.
726
00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:56,847
- You're a nice thing too.
727
00:31:56,882 --> 00:32:00,867
- ♪ this broken heart ♪
728
00:32:00,903 --> 00:32:07,374
♪ I know there's better days
for this broken heart ♪
729
00:32:07,409 --> 00:32:14,331
♪ I know there's better days
for this broken heart ♪
730
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:19,202
- yeah, how do you ruin salmon?
731
00:32:19,221 --> 00:32:21,371
I mean, you basically just
shine a flashlight on it,
732
00:32:21,390 --> 00:32:23,006
and it's done.
733
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:26,009
- This craft beer
is 15% alcohol.
734
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:28,946
Based on his flab to ab ratio,
735
00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:31,214
he will be unconscious
in four minutes,
736
00:32:31,233 --> 00:32:32,882
peeing himself in six.
737
00:32:32,901 --> 00:32:35,018
Not on my couch!
738
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,404
- What?
[hiccups]
739
00:32:37,439 --> 00:32:38,388
- nothing.
740
00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:44,578
- Hey, uh...You ever play
any drinking games?
741
00:32:44,613 --> 00:32:45,946
- I have a drinking game.
742
00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:47,280
Why don't you call the police
743
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,916
and tell them that
I should do the autopsy?
744
00:32:49,952 --> 00:32:51,835
If you do it, you win!
745
00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:55,672
- [laughs]
no way.
746
00:32:55,708 --> 00:33:00,043
Dead guy found in jessup.
Eh...Jessup murder.
747
00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,581
I could've modeled, you know?
748
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,216
Did I ever tell you that?
749
00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:11,388
I was scouted at a mall
one time.
750
00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:17,310
Guy came up to me,
handed me a business card.
751
00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:20,480
I called it.
It's legit.
752
00:33:22,868 --> 00:33:27,037
Told kate about it once.
She said, "cool."
753
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:32,409
you know, a guy comes up to you
in a mall, gives you a hug,
754
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:36,046
offers you a modeling gig--
a little bit more than cool.
755
00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:37,914
- You know what is cool?
756
00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:39,483
Murder.
757
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,618
You should fight
to have this one in patience.
758
00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:45,955
- [sighs] no, we already have
enough of those.
759
00:33:45,974 --> 00:33:49,009
Unless the killer, you know,
760
00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:52,496
was somehow
standing in patience,
761
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,848
this is a jessup problem.
762
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,149
- What he doesn't know is,
763
00:33:56,185 --> 00:33:58,068
the real killer
was definitely in patience
764
00:33:58,103 --> 00:34:00,237
when she shot the man.
765
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:04,908
I'm going for a walk.
Do not pee on my couch!
766
00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:07,527
- He said
I had superman's jawline.
767
00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:09,079
[hiccups]
ouch.
768
00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:12,649
[suspenseful music]
769
00:34:12,668 --> 00:34:15,168
- if the mayor is not going to
help me get the autopsy back,
770
00:34:15,204 --> 00:34:16,787
I will do it myself.
771
00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:21,525
♪ ♪
772
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,827
mm.
773
00:34:23,846 --> 00:34:27,013
This is the shell casing
from asta's rifle.
774
00:34:28,884 --> 00:34:32,402
If I use this correctly,
I can move the focus
775
00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:36,106
of the murder and the autopsy
back to patience.
776
00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:43,280
♪ ♪
777
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,321
this is the shell
from the dead guy's gun--
778
00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:53,540
from the bullet
that almost killed me.
779
00:34:53,575 --> 00:34:54,991
[gunshot fires]
780
00:34:58,914 --> 00:35:01,031
- few inches lower and this
would've hit your heart,
781
00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:03,567
and you'd be dead.
- Mm.
782
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:09,806
♪ ♪
783
00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:11,308
[laughs]
784
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,143
now the bullet shell is gone,
785
00:35:13,178 --> 00:35:15,846
and it is like
I was never shot at all.
786
00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,314
Mm.
787
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,517
It does not bother me.
Everything is fine.
788
00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:26,189
Everything is just fine.
789
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:29,442
[alien baby clicking]
790
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:30,944
[vomits]
791
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:37,534
♪ ♪
792
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,075
[suspenseful music]
793
00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:47,027
- so what do you got?
794
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:49,696
- Ha, sorry if we interrupted
your workout.
795
00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:51,948
- I run six miles every morning
for a healthy body,
796
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,668
and I do the crossword
every night for a healthy mind.
797
00:35:54,703 --> 00:35:56,686
- I can solve a rubik's cube.
798
00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:59,556
I learned from a book, but I
don't need the book anymore.
799
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,842
- Cool!
My little niece can do that.
800
00:36:01,877 --> 00:36:04,377
- All right, detective torres,
this is harry vanderspeigle.
801
00:36:04,429 --> 00:36:06,630
He's our town doctor.
He was gonna do the autopsy
802
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,682
before you decided
to steal his body.
803
00:36:08,717 --> 00:36:11,067
All right dr. V, she's here.
So you wanna tell me
804
00:36:11,103 --> 00:36:12,536
why you got
three of my deputies out there
805
00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:14,354
scouring
underneath those trees?
806
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:19,059
- I have a working theory that
I would like to share with you,
807
00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:23,113
with the aid of my assistant,
judy pooper.
808
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:27,200
- It's cooper.
Pooper's my butt.
809
00:36:27,236 --> 00:36:30,987
- Judy cooter.
- Cooper!
810
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:34,541
Cooter's my lady pocket.
811
00:36:34,576 --> 00:36:35,692
- Should we get outside?
812
00:36:37,746 --> 00:36:41,081
- There was a perfect line
from those trees over there
813
00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:44,251
to the hot tub.
814
00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:45,252
Go.
815
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:52,092
With a hunting rifle,
the murderer could have hidden
816
00:36:52,144 --> 00:36:54,544
over there to take the shot.
817
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:57,731
The shot knocks the man
into the water--
818
00:36:57,766 --> 00:36:58,982
bang!
- Oh!
819
00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:01,017
Oh.
Ah!
820
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,403
[grunting]
821
00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:06,273
oh, oh, oh, no.
Oh, no.
822
00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:07,557
- What the hell?
- Wow.
823
00:37:07,576 --> 00:37:10,026
- Why?
824
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,394
Excuse me.
825
00:37:13,615 --> 00:37:15,582
- Was that good?
- You did not have to
826
00:37:15,617 --> 00:37:19,252
fall in the water.
I told her that.
827
00:37:19,288 --> 00:37:23,506
This is dead human soup.
- [spits]
828
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,376
- sheriff, I found a shell
of a hunting rifle.
829
00:37:28,630 --> 00:37:33,333
- Well, that looks like
an excellent working theory.
830
00:37:33,368 --> 00:37:34,384
- Sir, those trees are on
the patience side of the line.
831
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,336
Detective,
I think we can all agree
832
00:37:36,371 --> 00:37:41,091
that this murder here
crosses county lines.
833
00:37:41,143 --> 00:37:43,760
- Dr. Vanderspeigle,
you got a good handle on this.
834
00:37:43,812 --> 00:37:45,378
You should take the autopsy,
835
00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:48,481
and if your theory
proves correct,
836
00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:51,050
looks like we might be
partners on this.
837
00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:52,485
- Ugh.
- I will be happy
838
00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:54,087
to do the autopsy.
839
00:37:54,122 --> 00:37:57,390
- Probably not happy,
because the man is dead.
840
00:37:57,426 --> 00:38:01,894
- No, I will be very happy.
[laughs]
841
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:05,865
[water bubbling]
842
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:10,003
- judy...
- This water stinks.
843
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:20,297
- Hey, asta.
I got your text.
844
00:38:20,349 --> 00:38:22,582
What's going on?
- Hey, um,
845
00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:25,302
I wanted to talk to you
about something.
846
00:38:25,354 --> 00:38:27,053
- Okay.
847
00:38:27,089 --> 00:38:28,305
- Hey, girls!
848
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,592
- Hi, dan!
- Hi, dad.
849
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,430
- If you tell the police,
850
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:40,950
then the bad people will know
that you killed their friend,
851
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,952
and then
they will come and kill you
852
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:46,406
and everyone
that is close to you.
853
00:38:46,441 --> 00:38:49,108
- Hi?
854
00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:53,213
- I just wanted
to tell you how much
855
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:56,949
I appreciate you and mike
and all the hard work you do.
856
00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:59,002
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
857
00:38:59,054 --> 00:39:00,970
- You sure that's it?
858
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:04,591
- Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
859
00:39:07,729 --> 00:39:10,296
That's it.
Okay, thanks.
860
00:39:10,315 --> 00:39:12,649
- Okay, yeah.
- Cool.
861
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,935
♪ ♪
862
00:39:17,571 --> 00:39:19,672
- the beaver's dexterity
allows it to hold food
863
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:21,908
in its front paws as it eats.
864
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,594
The herbivore feasts
on a quiet...
865
00:39:24,646 --> 00:39:27,397
- [sighs]
866
00:39:27,432 --> 00:39:28,598
- took you long enough.
867
00:39:28,650 --> 00:39:30,266
- Oh, I'm sorry.
868
00:39:30,318 --> 00:39:35,105
Were you not enjoying the fact
that I am funding your safety?
869
00:39:35,157 --> 00:39:37,357
- I'm sorry.
I'm just hungry.
870
00:39:37,392 --> 00:39:39,659
- I have a problem.
871
00:39:39,694 --> 00:39:43,062
There has to be a mole
somewhere in my organization.
872
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,198
Nobody else knew
about our meetup.
873
00:39:45,233 --> 00:39:48,401
Nobody else could've told
that sniper where to be.
874
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:53,256
So congratulations, you're the
only one who can't be the mole.
875
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:57,277
- Huh.
- But can I trust you?
876
00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,144
- Of course.
877
00:39:58,180 --> 00:40:00,413
- Then why did I find
the alien ball
878
00:40:00,449 --> 00:40:02,682
hidden under
the floorboards last night
879
00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:05,802
after I drugged your food?
- You drugged me?
880
00:40:05,854 --> 00:40:08,471
- Do you think I'm stupid?
You held onto this
881
00:40:08,523 --> 00:40:11,307
because it's the only thing
that could've saved your life.
882
00:40:11,359 --> 00:40:13,693
- Well, if you've been
drugging my food,
883
00:40:13,728 --> 00:40:15,795
then clearly,
I can't trust you either.
884
00:40:15,831 --> 00:40:18,598
- Good.
Now we're on the same page.
885
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:23,403
We have
an unknown common enemy.
886
00:40:23,438 --> 00:40:24,954
We're on the same side now.
887
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:28,158
[suspenseful music]
888
00:40:28,210 --> 00:40:30,343
♪ ♪
889
00:40:30,378 --> 00:40:34,664
- hey, how do I know you're
not just gonna drug me again?
890
00:40:34,716 --> 00:40:36,299
- You don't.
891
00:40:41,456 --> 00:40:43,956
- Victory!
The autopsy is mine.
892
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,258
Now all I have to do
893
00:40:45,293 --> 00:40:47,193
is falsify the results
in my favor,
894
00:40:47,229 --> 00:40:50,130
and asta and I will be free.
895
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:56,986
Are you ready?
- Yes.
896
00:40:57,022 --> 00:41:00,139
- Here is what I will do.
897
00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:02,992
The time of death was
approximately 11:45 p.M.
898
00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:08,414
I will say it was 4:00 a.M.
The next morning.
899
00:41:08,450 --> 00:41:09,816
There is dirt on the body
900
00:41:09,851 --> 00:41:12,752
from when we moved it
from the woods.
901
00:41:12,787 --> 00:41:14,987
I will not note that.
902
00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:17,657
There is also bruising
on the carcass
903
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:20,826
from when we dragged it over
the sticks and the pinecones.
904
00:41:20,846 --> 00:41:23,513
I will not note that, either.
905
00:41:23,548 --> 00:41:25,598
You shot him from 10 feet away?
906
00:41:25,634 --> 00:41:30,303
I will say that the wound
indicates that he was killed
907
00:41:30,338 --> 00:41:33,806
from 50 feet away,
approximately.
908
00:41:33,841 --> 00:41:36,860
Mark the bullet's
point of entry.
909
00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,978
This is the death hole.
910
00:41:40,382 --> 00:41:43,900
- [panting]
- what the hell happened?
911
00:41:43,952 --> 00:41:45,401
- Did you mark it?
912
00:41:45,453 --> 00:41:48,404
[suspenseful music]
913
00:41:48,456 --> 00:41:52,242
♪ ♪
914
00:41:52,294 --> 00:41:53,376
[gunshot]
915
00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:06,306
♪ ♪
916
00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:10,343
we have not finished
the autopsy.
917
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,913
- I can't do it.
918
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:16,649
- Why not?
919
00:42:16,685 --> 00:42:19,452
- How do I live with myself?
920
00:42:19,487 --> 00:42:20,553
I killed him.
921
00:42:20,589 --> 00:42:23,990
[solemn music]
922
00:42:24,025 --> 00:42:27,327
how do I live
the rest of my life like this?
923
00:42:27,362 --> 00:42:30,096
I just want
to forget the whole thing.
924
00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:31,898
I can't do it.
I can't!
925
00:42:31,933 --> 00:42:35,401
- It is okay.
926
00:42:35,437 --> 00:42:38,371
It will be okay.
- No, it won't.
927
00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:43,109
It'll never be okay again.
928
00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:46,145
- I can feel her pain
as if it is inside me.
929
00:42:48,383 --> 00:42:50,600
If she could just pretend
it did not happen,
930
00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:52,251
she would feel better.
931
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,087
Do not think about the pain.
932
00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:58,141
- How?
933
00:42:58,193 --> 00:43:00,093
- If she cannot push
the bad feelings away,
934
00:43:00,128 --> 00:43:02,061
I can help her.
935
00:43:02,097 --> 00:43:04,614
I can erase all
of her memories
936
00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:07,300
of that night for her,
and she will be happy again.
937
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:10,270
[molly drake's "happiness"]
938
00:43:10,305 --> 00:43:14,791
she will forget,
and everything will be okay.
939
00:43:14,826 --> 00:43:21,481
- ♪ happiness is like a bird
with 20 wings ♪
940
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:24,884
♪ try to catch him
as he flies ♪
941
00:43:24,919 --> 00:43:29,172
♪ you can try to make him
walk beside you ♪
942
00:43:29,224 --> 00:43:33,459
♪ you can say the door
is open wide ♪
943
00:43:33,495 --> 00:43:39,165
♪ if I can catch him
I will try to bring you ♪
944
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:43,670
♪ all my love ♪
945
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:48,908
♪ and happiness ♪