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Previously
on "Resident Alien"...
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If you care even just
a little bit about me,
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you need to tell me
what's really going on.
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- It's fine.
- No.
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Maybe it's best
if we just leave it at this.
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I'm not an alien.
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The aliens are the ones
who took me.
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You remember.
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You're not supposed
to remember.
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You're one of them.
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- What is this?
- Oh, that was a hoax
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started by the mayor's son.
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I already questioned him.
It was nothing.
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Unless it means something
to you.
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Wow.
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You went all out.
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I can't believe you made this.
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Well, it is a special day.
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He or she
would have been two today.
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Honey, listen.
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Maybe it's time we try again, hmm?
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Honey...
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I love you.
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I just--
- I know.
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It's just too soon.
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Okay.
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But just...
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say the word when you're ready,
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and I promise
to bring my A game.
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You always bring your A game.
- Mm.
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- Sometimes your B and C game.
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You, uh...
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Think it's okay
if we sing "Happy Birth"--
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What the hell happened?
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They took me again.
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I saw our baby.
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It's a boy.
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It's a boy!
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Open up.
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Honey, let me in!
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Honey, what are you doing?
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Oh, my gosh.
Come--come inside.
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W-what am I doing down here?
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I...
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You tell me.
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I--you were just yelling
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and--and knocking
and asking me to let you in.
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You--your hands are ice cold.
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Huh.
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Hey, come on.
I'll make you some tea.
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Yeah, I think
I was sleepwalking.
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Since when do you sleepwalk?
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Well, I...
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did it a couple times as a kid.
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Yeah, I'd sleepwalk
and always have the same dream.
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What was the dream?
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Uh, well, I'm in bed
with a broken leg,
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and my whole family
is standing over me.
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You know, my mom, dad,
aunts, uncles.
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Yeah, it's so weird.
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I keep trying to ask
for their help,
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but nothing comes out
of my mouth.
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Hmm.
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And they just... stand there
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looking at me...
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not doing anything.
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Hmm.
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Why are you having
this nightmare now
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after all these years?
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Maybe it's those new sheets
you got.
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Uh, no.
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Those are Egyptian cotton.
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They were, like, $200,
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Great, now I'm gonna
have nightmares
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about how much you spent
on sheets.
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All right. Here we go.
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Number 17
on the Joe's Diner menu,
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Rocky Mountain eggs over easy.
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Maybe. Who knows?
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You'll have to see
when you get inside the egg.
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Everybody loves a mystery.
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Doesn't matter
as long as someone else
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is doing the cooking.
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Good morning.
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Mmm.
- Hello.
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Welcome to D'arcy's Diner.
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I made you your favorite,
blueberry pancakes.
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Oh, that...
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is your favorite.
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Yeah, well,
I'm your favorite,
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so whatever is in my stomach
is your favorite.
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Hmm.
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Thank you, but I will
just have coffee today.
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And, you know, you don't have
to cook breakfast
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for us every day.
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Speak for yourself.
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Well, it's the least
I could do.
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You know, you've been
letting me stay here
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the last few days, and...
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getting over the pain pills
was hard, you know?
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But thanks to you, I feel like
I'm over the hump.
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Okay. Great.
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Okay, so you're gonna
go back to work today.
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Oh. Ugh.
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I mean, you know,
it's a big hump.
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- Oh.
- You know, my recovery group
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meets for three hours a day.
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And then after that, it's like,
where's the day gone?
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You know? Love to. Can't.
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So...
- Hmm.
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I think I'm gonna do
some laundry
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and then start
on tonight's lasagna.
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- Uh-huh.
- Hmm.
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Hey, do you wanna go
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to the record store later, maybe?
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Get some new vinyl? New stuff?
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Think about it.
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She doesn't seem very eager
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to go back to her life,
does she?
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Well, I'm sure
she will eventually.
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- I don't know.
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You know, going back to work,
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at least she's gonna
face the world, right?
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How fulfilling could it be
cooking all day?
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I don't know.
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I mean, why don't you ask
the roof over your head?
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Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
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I love this roof.
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Okay? But so does she.
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Like, a lot.
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So maybe you could give her
a nudge, you know?
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I'm her best friend.
It's delicate.
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But I'll need
to be there for her
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when my mean old dad
kicks her out.
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Please?
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- Fine.
- Okay.
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She'll be gone
by the time you get home.
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- Thank you.
- I'll talk to her.
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Right after she makes
the lasagna.
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You're enjoying this
way too much.
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I discovered humans
are bound together.
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They are committed
to each other through family,
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work, a common cause.
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I came to Earth
because I was committed
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to saving the planet.
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Ah! Ahh-ahh!
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And I will stop anybody
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who gets in my way...
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and take their cool things.
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- Harry? Are you in there?
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You're not answering
your phone.
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Did you call me to tell me
to come in to work?
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Yes.
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That is why
I did not answer it.
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Well, if you would have
answered it,
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you would know
that I ran into Liv,
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and she said the alien tracker
has left town.
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Oh!
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So you can come out
of hiding.
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And we have a backlog,
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so I could really use you
at the clinic.
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Oh, I cannot come in
to work today
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'cause I'm sick... with a fever.
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Oh?
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Y--ow!
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You don't have a fever.
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I mean the gout.
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I've been eating organ meats...
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on my pizza.
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Your baby is sleeping.
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What was that?
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That was me.
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I'm practicing ventriloquism.
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Your baby is sleeping.
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I'm very good at it.
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Goodbye.
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Your baby is turning.
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The baby is turning.
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Into what?
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Harry.
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What did you do?
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Oh!
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How did that get
into my bunker?
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I need to call
an exterminator.
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Oh, God. I am so sorry.
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Harry can be
a little serial killer-y.
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What are you thinking?
You're kidnapping people now?
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I had to.
He tried to electrocute me
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with his cooking stick
for no reason.
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You ripped an implant
out of my neck.
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I almost bled to death.
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I did not rip.
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I cut with the scalpel.
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Oh! That did not heal well.
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You should have put vitamin E
on it.
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That chip was my only
connection with my son.
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Now I may never find him again
thanks to this monster.
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This is why I wrapped a rag
around his mouth.
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Stop.
W-what happened to your son?
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Our baby was abducted
out of my wife's womb
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when she was eight months pregnant.
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Unlikely.
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We were on a bus,
and the next thing I knew,
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she was screaming
and the baby was gone.
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That must have been awful.
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It was.
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They implanted me
with a tracking chip,
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and over the years
they would take one
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or both of us up to see him,
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but they stopped that
after he took my chip.
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I am so sorry.
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Harry's sorry too.
Aren't you, Harry?
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No.
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That thing looks ugly.
- Harry.
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Do you put sunscreen on it?
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It's the size of a scallop.
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- I'm sorry.
- You know what?
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- I'm so sorry.
- It's too late.
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Harry.
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Here, in my pocket
is my only picture of my son.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Do you have kids?
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Yeah. I have a daughter.
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I just keep thinking,
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what could I have done
differently?
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I know how you feel.
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Why are you talking
like you are friends now?
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He is an enemy.
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He is not our friend.
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The only reason
I have kept him alive
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is because I need to learn more
about the Greys.
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And to torture him a little.
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I'm not touching you.
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Oh!
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I'm not touching you.
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You should be
helping each other,
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not trying to kill one another.
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I would be willing to do that
if you will just untie me.
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Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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What are you doing?
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He wants to kill me.
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I swear on my son,
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I won't hurt you
if you don't hurt me.
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Whatever.
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I'll swear at your son too.
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There is no point
in me resisting.
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Asta always does
the right thing.
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It is her most annoying trait.
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That and she never lets me
kill anyone.
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Oh!
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What is going on?
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I mean, I've never seen you
sleep on the job before.
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I mean, maybe metaphorically,
but never literally.
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Look, I--I didn't get
a lot of sleep
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last night, okay?
- Okay, look here,
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this is a place
of business, all right?
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So I don't wanna here nothing
about your sexual Etch-A-Sketch
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nipple play with your wife,
all right?
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I agree. I don't ever wanna
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hear that spoken out loud either.
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You know what?
I'ma tell you something.
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You need to write this down.
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Ahh.
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Sleep...
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is a state of mind.
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You're welcome.
268
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,398
Yeah, I think
that's a known thing.
269
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,270
Might even be
in the definition.
270
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,274
- Here you go.
- Thanks, Debra.
271
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:07,754
Good morning, Sheriff.
272
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:08,711
Good morning, Debra.
273
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,063
Did you see that?
274
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,369
What?
275
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,025
Debra's, like, the nicest
person in the office,
276
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,243
but do I get a, "Hi, Ben"?
277
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,592
No. Just, "Here you go."
278
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,333
No, she hates me.
- What?
279
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,205
That woman hates no one
and no thing.
280
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,990
She cried for two days when
that big plant out there died.
281
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,819
Look, this whole lack of sleep
has got you paranoid.
282
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,647
No, don't you see
what's going on here?
283
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,258
Debra is one
of the anti-resorters.
284
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,869
She has it in for me.
285
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,786
Yup. See? Lukewarm.
286
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,484
She probably blew on it
all the way over here.
287
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,181
Well, that's actually hot.
That's--
288
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,055
That's a good cup
of coffee right there.
289
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,447
Well, not anymore.
290
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,191
The steak is enough.
291
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,977
I don't know why you need a--
a dumb onion.
292
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,674
Because I'm starving.
293
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,111
All you fed me for three days
is gruel.
294
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,984
It was
unflavored instant oatmeal.
295
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,682
A-and it's heart-healthy.
296
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,163
You're welcome.
297
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,686
If you sharpen the knife,
298
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,340
the onion will
make you cry less.
299
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,516
I know how to chop an onion.
300
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:18,215
I'm only crying because...
301
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,348
I saw a video this morning
of a dog,
302
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,480
uh, playing with a bird.
303
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,917
Yeah, I saw that.
304
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,179
It's fake.
305
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,963
It was not fake.
306
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,706
It was beautiful.
307
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,490
- Don't use your hand--
- Ahh!
308
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,188
I got onion in my eye.
309
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,493
- Mm.
- Son of a bitch!
310
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:36,843
I'll take it from here.
311
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,671
You take it from here.
312
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:43,719
Are you sure your intel
on the Greys is accurate?
313
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,634
I am sure.
314
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:48,898
It was implanted
in an alien baby.
315
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,987
The offspring was mine.
316
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:54,730
But I only got half the message
before the thing ran off,
317
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,776
and then the government
stole it.
318
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,605
You sound more upset
about the message
319
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,085
than about losing your child.
320
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,696
It was an important message.
321
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,873
Well, but it's your baby.
322
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,352
It's a part of you.
323
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,572
Caring for it is instinctual.
324
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,227
At least your baby
is being held
325
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,011
at a military base.
326
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,839
Who knows where mine is by now?
327
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,624
A military base?
What military base?
328
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:21,975
There's a secret base
in Wyoming,
329
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:25,587
possibly not even funded
by our government.
330
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,676
It's where I suspect
they keep alien specimens
331
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:30,592
and probably all their
information on the Greys.
332
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:35,162
If they took your alien baby,
that's where it would be.
333
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,425
How do I get to this base?
334
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,862
Forget about it.
It's like Fort Knox.
335
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:43,039
A friend on the inside
gave me some schematics,
336
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,476
and then he was killed for it.
337
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,523
I even tried to contact
this General McCallister,
338
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,351
who's supposed to be
in charge there.
339
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:51,656
That was a mistake.
340
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,876
They were all over me
after that.
341
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,270
I had to go underground
to get away from them.
342
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,185
Maybe they will let you in
343
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,317
if you have something
they want.
344
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,676
Harry.
345
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,333
Peter?
346
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,167
"Dear Asta,
if you are reading this,
347
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,213
"you are already in my house.
348
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:30,043
"Me and Pete are going
to break into a military base.
349
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,654
"If we do not come back,
we are dead.
350
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,917
"But do not worry,
that means you will soon
351
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,223
"be dead too.
352
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:40,009
"You can watch my TV
until that happens.
353
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:43,447
Stay sweet. Harry."
354
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,499
So, Detective Torres,
she graduated top of her class
355
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,370
with a degree in criminal
justice from St. John's.
356
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,242
So obviously she's smart, right?
357
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,591
That goes in the pro column.
358
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,940
Yeah, I don't think doing
a background check
359
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,420
on someone you like
is a good way
360
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,682
to start a romance.
361
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,292
I never did a background check
on John.
362
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,294
Oh, that's okay. I ran him.
He's clean.
363
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,600
You on the other hand,
364
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,471
you got a C-minus
in social studies.
365
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,951
Mr. Miller had it in for me.
366
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,171
He said I asked
too many questions.
367
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:14,957
I mean, do you think I ask
too many questions?
368
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,437
Oh, wow.
369
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,527
Okay, how about this?
Her blood type is O negative.
370
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,007
Is that a pro or a con?
371
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,748
O negative is universal doner.
372
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:27,361
They can save a lot of lives,
so pro.
373
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,536
See, I don't know about that.
374
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:29,841
Why is that, sir?
375
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,408
I mean, think about it.
376
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,890
People who save a lot of lives,
they give a lot of blood.
377
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,152
But every time they do it,
378
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,632
they get juice and cookies, right?
379
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,329
Now, what happens if I wanna go
on a picnic, right,
380
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,591
and she just gave blood?
381
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,723
She ain't gonna have
no appetite
382
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,072
for my lemonade
and snickerdoodles.
383
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,726
I'll probably have to wait
a week.
384
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,033
Hell, and the ants too.
Now nobody's happy.
385
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,687
I don't know what to say
except that's just stupid.
386
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,037
Wow.
387
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,517
How is it possible that
something so negative
388
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,041
can come out of the same face
389
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,434
that makes such beautiful
mouth trumpet sounds?
390
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:58,696
Huh?
391
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,046
I'm sorry, sir.
392
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,700
I'm just worried about Peter.
393
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,354
I went on his website
394
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:07,009
and noticed that he hadn't
posted anything recently,
395
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,925
and he always posts something,
even if it's just
396
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:14,408
to say hi to his fans and
announce the month's birthdays.
397
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:17,628
Man, mine was coming up soon.
398
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,069
Aww, I'm sure he's fine, Deputy.
399
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:26,072
What if Peter did try
to confront an alien
400
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,988
and the alien ended up
taking him captive?
401
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,772
Or worse.
- Okay, now, you might have got
402
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,165
a C-minus in social studies,
403
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,950
but you probably got an A
in conspiracy theories.
404
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,647
It's not an actual course.
405
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,388
How about this one?
She likes rabbits.
406
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,216
Now, see, that's definitely
a con to me,
407
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,522
'cause I can't be competing
against something
408
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,958
so furry and cute, right?
409
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,916
And I definitely don't
shit pellets.
410
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,616
No. Have you been listening
to me at all?
411
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:49,791
What?
412
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,227
Exactly.
413
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,801
Hey. How was your day?
414
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,281
Not great.
415
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,848
I just went to Harry's
and found this.
416
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,634
I'm worried.
417
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,289
"If we do not come back,
we are dead."
418
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,855
What the hell is that supposed
to mean?
419
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,248
Well, I don't think
the problem
420
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,554
with the note is clarity.
421
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,599
Dan, let's go.
422
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:16,948
She's still here?
423
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,298
I thought you were supposed
to talk to her.
424
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,299
I did.
425
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,083
She left
and got her PlayStation
426
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:24,347
and came back.
- Oh, okay.
427
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,001
Okay, all set.
Dan, come on. Let's go.
428
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,394
The Night Monster's coming.
429
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,309
Gotta go. The Night Monster.
430
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:32,616
Dad.
431
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,878
Okay.
432
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,578
Where are my Moggles?
433
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,841
Oh, grr.
Now the Beefalo are mad.
434
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,103
Use your Ham Bat.
435
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,627
Oh, that must be baby-skank
with the snacks.
436
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,238
You invited Judy?
437
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,500
Well, you don't have to
let her in.
438
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:47,501
You can just take
the snacks.
439
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:48,676
- We need chips.
- We need sanity.
440
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,069
We're down to 15%.
441
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,245
- Hey, Judy.
- Hey, Asta!
442
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,377
- Oh.
- Thank you so much
443
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,510
for taking care of our girl.
- Sure.
444
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,860
I got it from here.
445
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:03,430
Best friend in the house
with snacks.
446
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,431
- Judy.
- I got you.
447
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,041
Okay, so tonight, D'arcy...
448
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,912
- Judy.
- I got my place tricked out
449
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,566
for you, okay?
450
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,220
I wiped down my comforter.
451
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,352
I--I--
452
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,268
I fixed my "Goonies" tape.
Remember?
453
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,270
And I've had, like,
all your favorite candy
454
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,576
out on the counter for, like,
give, take three days
455
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,927
just in case you were to,
you know, have come by sooner.
456
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,235
Right, but I'm not staying
with you.
457
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,848
I know. I know that.
458
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,460
That is a better plan
that I stay here.
459
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,375
I totally get it now.
460
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,552
'Cause I weirdly do have a lot
of mice all of a sudden.
461
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,162
- Do you?
- Mm-hmm.
462
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,511
Huh.
463
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,557
I've made friends with one.
464
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,167
He's very short.
465
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,169
And I call him... Bernard.
466
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,171
Like British people say,
"Bernard."
467
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,695
I'm like, "Bernard,
is there more cheese?"
468
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,610
And he's like,
"No. It's all mine,"
469
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,265
which is so cute.
470
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,833
- What is this?
471
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,193
Sorry, you can't be here.
This is a restricted area.
472
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,500
I have a delivery
for General McCallister.
473
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,284
There's no one here
by that name.
474
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,765
You sure about that?
475
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,425
May I show you something?
476
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,646
Jesus Christ.
477
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,476
Get me the general.
478
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,613
Where did you find... this?
479
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,528
Not out here.
480
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,312
Let's talk inside.
481
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,792
I run this base.
482
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,489
You don't get
to dictate anything.
483
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,274
Raa!
484
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,103
Well, I am the one
with the alien,
485
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:55,324
so I will dictate
whatever I want to dictate.
486
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,548
You have 20 minutes.
487
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:02,897
Make it count.
488
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,799
You have about eight minutes left.
489
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,847
My sources tell me
this is where you keep
490
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,415
information on alien activity.
491
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,025
I want it.
492
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,810
Maybe you should stop
listening to rumors from loons
493
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,899
wearing antenna headbands
494
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:52,163
at your ridiculous
little conventions.
495
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,209
You seem to know
a lot about me.
496
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,777
I like to know
who the threats are.
497
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:57,952
I'm not a threat.
498
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,887
So this is it.
499
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,063
You planned this all along.
500
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,456
What are you doing,
501
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,719
working with that thing
you brought with you?
502
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:27,764
Now you're being ridiculous.
503
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,984
Maybe I'm just quick
on my feet.
504
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,855
I would never work
with an alien.
505
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:41,082
Here's to sending
those resort bastards
506
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,649
on a getaway of their own.
507
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:44,215
Let's not get too excited yet.
508
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,348
It's just a TRO.
We've got a long way to go.
509
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,915
I know, but if I'm drinking
before dinner
510
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,351
and we tie it to work,
511
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,092
it just feels
more professional.
512
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,485
Okay, yeah.
I can drink to that.
513
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:53,573
Yeah.
514
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:54,835
- Hi.
- Mm.
515
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,097
Have you seen John?
516
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,229
I'm meeting him for a drink.
- Nope.
517
00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:00,971
Oh, why don't you sit with us
until he gets here?
518
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,190
- Yeah.
- We're celebrating.
519
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,626
We just got a temporary
restraining order
520
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:04,845
for the resort.
521
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,150
Oh, that's great.
522
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,588
Whoo-hoo.
- Okay.
523
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,807
I thought you'd be a little bit
more excited than that.
524
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,244
Oh, I am. I'm sorry.
525
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,377
I've been waiting to hear
from a friend of mine.
526
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,945
They're in trouble,
so until I hear back,
527
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,121
I'm just a little worried
about them, you know?
528
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,297
Yeah. That's hard.
529
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,995
I just don't like this
feeling of being helpless.
530
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,520
You're, like, the least
helpless person I know.
531
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:28,825
Look at us.
532
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,174
We're slowing down
this huge resort company.
533
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,002
There's always something
that can be done.
534
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,831
Thanks. Thanks.
535
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,964
Hey, I get the feeling
helpless thing.
536
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,748
That's me too these days.
537
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,142
Ben's--he's going through something.
538
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:42,796
He's been having
these nightmares.
539
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,319
He's even been sleepwalking.
540
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,104
Sleepwalking.
He's doing that again?
541
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:50,238
- You know about that?
- Oh, yeah.
542
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,762
When we were young,
he wrote a paper on it
543
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,416
for English class.
544
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:58,028
Apparently, he ended up outside
and got locked out,
545
00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:00,901
and they found him
on the porch the next morning
546
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,163
snuggling up
to the neighbor's cat.
547
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:03,730
Oh, that's awful.
548
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,949
I--I had no idea.
549
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,560
Poor Ben.
- Yeah.
550
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:12,521
My cat was never the same, either.
551
00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:14,436
Oh.
552
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,874
.
I'm clear. How about you?
553
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:20,137
- All clear.
- .
554
00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:21,878
.
555
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,227
You two cover the door
at the perimeter.
556
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:24,359
Augh.
557
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,447
He'll have to come
through us.
558
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:26,709
Let's go. Let's do it.
559
00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:36,458
I remember you assholes.
560
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:40,462
all: Ahh!
561
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,597
Why kill soldiers
who attack you
562
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,164
when they may be useful
to you in the future?
563
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,688
It is like buying pizza
564
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:51,081
and shoving extra napkins
into your pocket.
565
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,606
You never know
when they may come in handy.
566
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,006
Hey, dickhead!
567
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,921
- Straight ahead!
568
00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:08,229
There he is, right there!
569
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:09,752
Hold up.
- Hold, hold.
570
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,058
Holy shit.
571
00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:12,842
Schneider, Bennewitz,
you're up.
572
00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:21,416
- Come on!
- Okay.
573
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,506
You are making
a huge mistake.
574
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:30,512
You have no idea what these
things are capable of.
575
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:33,472
Any one of them
could be an alien.
576
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,736
An alien.
577
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:38,389
Hey!
578
00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:40,522
You are
that high-haired gentleman
579
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:43,569
that I met
at the alien convention.
580
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:46,746
I ate your...
flower-shaped fruit.
581
00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,878
- That was you?
582
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:50,619
I have so many questions
for you.
583
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:52,273
Where are you from?
584
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:54,101
Who were your first teachers?
585
00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:55,406
And when...
586
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:58,061
- Get down!
- Hey, I--
587
00:24:58,105 --> 00:25:00,020
I'm a little bit busy
right now.
588
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:02,805
Uh, maybe we could do this
another time.
589
00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:05,721
Sure.
Thanks for springing me.
590
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:06,766
Oh.
591
00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:13,512
I'm not really a hugger.
592
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:15,035
You should run.
593
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:17,733
Exit?
594
00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:19,474
Oh, it's down the hallway.
595
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,042
Take a left just after
the dead bodies.
596
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:23,739
Thanks.
597
00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,785
I knew they existed!
598
00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:26,742
This way.
599
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,503
There you are.
600
00:25:57,512 --> 00:26:00,080
Hello, Harry. I'm Goliath.
601
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:08,741
Do you have any idea
how dangerous
602
00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:10,525
those specimens could be?
603
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,222
I don't need your warnings.
604
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,747
I'm an expert in all of this.
605
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,792
They don't call me
the Alien Tracker for nothing.
606
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:21,057
How many aliens have you
actually tracked and captured?
607
00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:23,146
Besides the one
that you're working with.
608
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:24,539
Why besides the one?
609
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,801
Isn't one enough?
It's an alien.
610
00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:28,325
Anyone can find
just one alien.
611
00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:31,502
No. Not anyone.
612
00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:33,592
Do you have an alien?
613
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:34,984
I'm not saying.
614
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,812
- That's a no.
- Fine.
615
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,640
You don't have one, and I do.
616
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,120
- Okay.
- Good.
617
00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:42,644
I'm glad we agree.
618
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,733
Do you really have an alien?
619
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,259
Finally.
620
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:52,219
I have gotten what I have been
searching for,
621
00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:56,527
the message I traveled back
in time to give to myself.
622
00:26:57,877 --> 00:27:00,401
Thank you for your service.
623
00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:02,272
I do not need you anymore.
624
00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:05,711
You can go and find
some goats to eat.
625
00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,411
Daddy.
626
00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,197
Daddy.
627
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:18,027
What am I feeling?
628
00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:20,551
Is this the connection
between a parent and child
629
00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:22,336
humans talk about?
630
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:25,382
Connection is supposed
to make you feel stronger,
631
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:28,821
so why do I feel weaker?
632
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:31,127
I need to hold you.
633
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:37,525
I am... your father.
634
00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:42,704
And you are my...
635
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:45,359
spawn.
636
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:46,621
I will protect you.
637
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,667
♪ Just made a friend
638
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:56,326
♪ A friend is someone
you need ♪
639
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,633
Come here, you little shit.
640
00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,765
What?
641
00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,375
I got your nose.
642
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,246
I got your nose.
643
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,596
I don't actually have it.
644
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,033
Don't freak out.
645
00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:10,166
Peek-a-baah!
646
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:12,603
I'll eat your heart out!
647
00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:15,737
Whee-oo!
648
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,260
♪ Turn on your heartlight
649
00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:18,697
Whee--oh, God.
650
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,524
Oh, sweet Jesus.
651
00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:22,875
♪ Wherever you go
652
00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:26,052
♪ Let it make a happy glow
653
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:29,359
♪ For all the world to see
654
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,800
♪ Turn on your heartlight
655
00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:39,282
♪ In the middle
of a young boy's dream ♪
656
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:42,155
♪ Don't wake me up too soon
657
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:50,293
♪ Gonna take a ride
across the Moon ♪
658
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:56,038
Oh, yeah! Suck it, Werepig!
659
00:28:57,126 --> 00:28:58,388
And with only
a Tentacle Spike.
660
00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:01,130
- Nice.
- Yeah. That's my best friend.
661
00:29:01,174 --> 00:29:03,350
Maybe it's time
to take a break.
662
00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:05,744
You're right.
We need more drinks.
663
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,484
- Ooh, ooh. Get me a soda.
- Two sodas.
664
00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:11,053
These spicy chips are, like,
burning a hole in my stomach.
665
00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:13,055
Oof.
666
00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:20,323
Elliot's a jerk
for breaking up with you.
667
00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,803
Aww, thanks, Jude.
668
00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:23,413
Yeah.
669
00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:26,155
You're probably, like,
really worried now.
670
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:30,246
He's probably just, like,
banging chicks left and right.
671
00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:32,814
Well, now I am.
672
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:35,338
What do you think
you're doing, Dad?
673
00:29:35,382 --> 00:29:37,819
Isn't it obvious?
674
00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:40,866
I'm helping D'arcy
find Glommer's Statue.
675
00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:42,519
Okay, you promised
to talk to D'arcy.
676
00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:44,521
What happened to that?
677
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,959
Well, she seemed a little raw
678
00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:49,222
when she came back
from her meeting.
679
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:52,007
Didn't seem the right time
to push her out into the world.
680
00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:53,835
Oh, God.
681
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,838
Dad, I love how compassionate
you are.
682
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,709
And I get it. Really, I do.
683
00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,842
I was the one rubbing her feet
and holding her head up
684
00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,713
while she was throwing up
detoxing, okay?
685
00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:04,846
But we can't--
686
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,848
we can't keep indulging her.
687
00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:08,894
She's not a child.
688
00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,678
If you don't push her
into the real world
689
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:13,550
and force her to live her life,
you're just enabling her.
690
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,161
You're absolutely right.
691
00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:16,727
I know.
692
00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:18,033
It's time she moves out.
693
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,687
It's time for you
to move out.
694
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:20,949
What was that?
695
00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:23,212
You're right.
You're not a child.
696
00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,954
I love you too much
to enable you.
697
00:30:25,998 --> 00:30:27,869
Consider this your push.
698
00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:32,395
Yeah, but--
699
00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:33,875
that's not...
700
00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:40,751
- Come on. Come on.
- Come on.
701
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:44,451
I'm right behind you.
702
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:03,600
Oh, my God.
703
00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:05,167
It's my son.
704
00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:07,300
- What?
- My son is here.
705
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:09,998
You've had him this whole time.
706
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,611
Uncuff me.
707
00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:16,787
I can help you.
708
00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:18,528
Forgive me if I don't
believe you.
709
00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:40,289
'Scuse me. Excuse me.
710
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,421
- Okay.
- If I could just tell you
711
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,336
about your car's extended warranty.
712
00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:44,815
- Excuse me.
713
00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:45,860
Excuse me.
714
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,079
Ugh.
715
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,344
Oh.
716
00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:52,954
Remember when we used
to lay here
717
00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:55,522
and stare at these stars
when we were little kids?
718
00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:57,350
And high teenagers.
719
00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:59,874
Oh, yeah. That too.
720
00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:04,270
And we would talk for hours
about our future.
721
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:05,488
Mm.
722
00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:08,013
We were both gonna marry
Lee Smith.
723
00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:11,059
- You know, and then I'd...
724
00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:13,975
screw it up inevitably and you
could have him to yourself.
725
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,282
Hey, you were under
a lot of pressure
726
00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:19,328
being in that tournament.
727
00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:21,504
Yeah, don't make excuses
for me.
728
00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:23,637
You know, other people were
in the tournament.
729
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,204
They didn't get hooked on pills
and have to hole up
730
00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:27,075
at their best friend's house
because being alone
731
00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:29,164
is worse than death.
732
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:33,299
- You're not alone.
733
00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:34,735
I know.
734
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:38,086
It's stupid. I'm an adult.
735
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:40,480
I should be able
to take care of my own shit.
736
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:43,004
It's not stupid.
737
00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:45,659
I'm clearly not a fan
of being alone either.
738
00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:49,358
I mean,
I haven't lived on my own in...
739
00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,143
well, ever.
740
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,885
I've never even had
my own place.
741
00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:57,497
Maybe we could
move in together.
742
00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:59,847
Then you'd have your own place.
743
00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:01,066
Really?
744
00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:03,024
Oh, my God.
745
00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,853
Ooh, maybe we could get
a house by a lake.
746
00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:08,290
Oh, like your grandmother's
old cabin.
747
00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,813
Oh, my God.
748
00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:12,164
We'd have to get one of those
old TVs like she had.
749
00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,383
Yeah, with the rabbit ears.
750
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,820
- Yeah.
751
00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:19,345
That thing was fuzzy as shit.
- Mm-hmm.
752
00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:21,608
You couldn't see anything.
753
00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:23,914
And so Gramps would hold
the antenna...
754
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,916
Mm-hmm.
755
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,006
So her soaps would come
into focus
756
00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:29,529
and she could watch.
757
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,618
God. He loved her so much.
758
00:33:31,661 --> 00:33:32,967
That was so cute.
759
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,928
I...
760
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:40,105
I get that--that--
761
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:41,367
that fuzziness.
762
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:43,586
It's...
763
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,893
it's like my life
in a nutshell.
764
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,246
That's why I had to be here
this week.
765
00:33:53,422 --> 00:33:57,165
When I'm around you,
it's like...
766
00:33:57,209 --> 00:34:00,734
you're holding the antenna.
767
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:03,911
Everything gets clearer.
768
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:06,000
I'll always hold
your antenna.
769
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,221
- Gross.
770
00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:12,354
'Scuse me.
- Oh!
771
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:15,531
Hello?
772
00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:21,668
What?
773
00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:24,627
Oh, okay. Whoa.
774
00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:28,066
Thanks, Ellen.
775
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,589
What is it?
776
00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:31,373
It's Ben.
777
00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:37,118
I'm looking for my son!
778
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:43,385
I'm looking for my son!
779
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,173
Dad?
780
00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:51,263
Son!
781
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,270
Robert. Stop.
782
00:34:58,313 --> 00:34:59,706
Don't go to him.
783
00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:01,621
You belong to us.
784
00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:10,238
You made the wrong choice.
785
00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:15,069
No!
786
00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,399
Get him. Get him.
787
00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,488
Get him.
788
00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:44,142
Ahh! Ugh!
789
00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:54,500
You f--you found your baby.
790
00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:58,156
So did you.
791
00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:01,463
It's too late for me.
792
00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:07,600
Please...
793
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:08,862
save him.
794
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,735
Save my son.
795
00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:29,230
Ahh! Robert!
796
00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:30,362
Let's go.
797
00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:52,471
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
798
00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,081
Stop. Don't move.
799
00:36:57,606 --> 00:36:59,739
You can't take him.
800
00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,567
Put him down.
801
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:34,643
- We're in here!
- .
802
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:39,735
This way.
803
00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:48,222
Look, I'm fine.
804
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,092
Don't worry.
805
00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:50,442
Just go along with my story.
806
00:37:50,485 --> 00:37:52,400
I already told the cops
you hit an ice patch.
807
00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:53,662
You weren't drinking.
808
00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:54,924
I--I wasn't drinking.
809
00:37:54,968 --> 00:37:56,709
Exactly. Just like that.
810
00:37:58,667 --> 00:37:59,842
Oh, my God.
811
00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:01,191
What happened?
812
00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:02,410
He's fine.
He veered off the road.
813
00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:03,585
He definitely wasn't drunk.
814
00:38:03,629 --> 00:38:05,979
- I wasn't.
- That's what I said.
815
00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,069
Thank God you're okay.
816
00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:10,897
I'll let you two be alone.
817
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,291
But just know,
if you decide to have sex,
818
00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:15,293
these walls have ears.
819
00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:16,816
Mostly because I stand close by
and listen,
820
00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:18,339
and my phone camera's set
to 4K.
821
00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:23,213
I--I wasn't drunk.
822
00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:26,782
I nodded off for a second,
but I'm fine, really.
823
00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:27,957
We have to do something
about this.
824
00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,481
We cannot live this way.
825
00:38:29,524 --> 00:38:31,178
I was just a little tired.
826
00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:34,355
Yes, because
you haven't been sleeping.
827
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:37,880
I think I know why.
828
00:38:37,924 --> 00:38:39,752
Liv told me the story
829
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,929
about you getting locked out
of your house.
830
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:45,975
And that and the dreams
that you've been having
831
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:48,543
about your family
not helping you.
832
00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:50,153
They mean something.
833
00:38:50,197 --> 00:38:51,590
You felt abandoned by them,
834
00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:53,069
and now you feel
abandoned by me,
835
00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:54,984
because I've been fighting you
so hard on the resort,
836
00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:56,986
but you don't have to worry
about that anymore, okay?
837
00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:58,684
There's--there's a lot of good
that can come
838
00:38:58,727 --> 00:38:59,859
from having a resort in town.
839
00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:02,078
So I'm with you.
840
00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:04,298
I don't want you to stop
doing what you believe in.
841
00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:07,736
I have to do something.
842
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,826
You know how they say
your life...
843
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:13,525
flashes before your eyes when
you think you're gonna die?
844
00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:19,313
I feel like that might have
happened to me.
845
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,401
Oh, honey.
846
00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:21,489
I--I don't know.
847
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:23,839
It was, like, all of a sudden,
848
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:27,713
when I was crashing, I...
849
00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:30,759
remembered all these things
at once.
850
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:35,111
You know,
all these special moments.
851
00:39:36,156 --> 00:39:38,463
And they were all here.
852
00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:41,074
You know, in Patience.
853
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:43,468
With people that I love.
854
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:46,296
With you... and Max.
855
00:39:48,081 --> 00:39:50,344
Asta, Dan, D'arcy,
856
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,738
Kayla, Liv, Mike.
857
00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:56,394
Ellen.
858
00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,352
- Ellen.
- Aww.
859
00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:07,883
I've been trying so hard
to change this town...
860
00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:11,321
to make it perfect.
861
00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:12,801
And it already is.
862
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,456
At least to me.
863
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,545
And...
864
00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:19,329
I don't want it to change.
865
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,377
I'm just so tired...
866
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,553
of trying to get everyone
to like me.
867
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,644
Oh, honey.
868
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:32,168
Everybody loves you.
869
00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:37,086
No, they don't.
870
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:39,262
I'm just the mayor to them.
871
00:40:39,306 --> 00:40:43,658
- No.
- But I know that you do.
872
00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:46,313
You know,
and that's what matters.
873
00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:48,750
I do.
874
00:41:01,023 --> 00:41:03,635
There you are.
875
00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:06,812
But who is that with you?
876
00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:24,003
- Secure the room.
- All right, got it.
877
00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:28,921
Clear.
878
00:41:28,964 --> 00:41:32,533
Thank God I still have the
alien ball.
879
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,317
Oh, shit.
880
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,241
The Alien Tracker
was committed
881
00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:47,200
to finding his child.
882
00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:48,636
But it wasn't just commitment
883
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,725
that made him willing
to die for it.
884
00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,514
The alien ball.
885
00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,871
There was love too.
886
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:08,308
♪ Anna Bell
887
00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:11,572
♪ The dying leaves
888
00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:16,098
♪ Are dancing off
of the trees ♪
889
00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:18,361
♪ They got an easy way
890
00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:20,581
The word "commitment"
becomes something different
891
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,191
when you add love to it.
892
00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:24,193
♪ Let's you and me
893
00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:27,545
♪ Go dancing too
894
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:29,851
♪ Wreck our dancing shoes
895
00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:32,332
Humans call it devotion.
896
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,899
♪ Hey, hey, hey
897
00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:40,906
♪ Anna Bell, the dying stars
898
00:42:40,949 --> 00:42:42,516
What'd she say?
Are there any details?
899
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,519
No, just that Ben was
in a car accident.
900
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:48,609
This feeling of devotion
is not just for families.
901
00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:51,743
If there is enough love,
anybody will feel it.
902
00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:55,616
♪ Let's you and me
903
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:57,052
♪ Go falling too
904
00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:59,185
I was surprised
by the feeling of love I had
905
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:01,404
when I saw the baby.
906
00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:03,929
That is understandable,
because I am new to Earth.
907
00:43:03,972 --> 00:43:05,887
♪ Hey, hey, hey
908
00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:11,937
♪ Please, don't you ever die
909
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:14,722
♪ You ever die, you ever die
910
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:17,464
But why does love surprise
humans?
911
00:43:17,507 --> 00:43:19,684
♪ You moved me
all of my life ♪
912
00:43:19,727 --> 00:43:23,252
I hope he's okay.
913
00:43:23,296 --> 00:43:25,864
Love is like air.
914
00:43:25,907 --> 00:43:27,866
Even if you cannot see it,
915
00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:29,781
you have to know it is there.
916
00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:31,478
♪ Radio song
917
00:43:31,521 --> 00:43:35,177
♪ After every radio's gone
918
00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:42,532
♪ Radio's gone