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Provided by explosiveskull
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Mom!
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The delivery guy's here!
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With Melvin's... weird shit.
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Enjoying the show?
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He wants it in the basement.
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This thing is heavy.
I might need a small hand.
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I have small hands! See?
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Melvin!
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Go call your stepfather.
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Melvin!
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Hey, Professor G!
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Ah! Yes, young Danny, yes!
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Are you going to do
a show this year?
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Well, I don't know
about that, Louisie and I,
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we've been having a lot of trouble
with Carolina, and all her drama.
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Aw, come on, you
didn't do one last year either!
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Yeah, we miss it!
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That's like Halloween for us!
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Are you still
building your museum?
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Ah, yes. Yes.
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The amazing Museum
of the Macabre.
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Yes, yes, I will.
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But I'll tell you what.
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If you stop
by after trick or treating,
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I promise I will have something
for you, something, uh,
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something special,
I promise you.
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Like what?
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Something that just might be
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the prized piece
of my entire collection.
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I call her... Masquerade.
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- Her?
- El Demonia De La Mascarada.
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The skeleton of a young woman
who was besieged by a curse.
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A curse they called...
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being under the moon,
young friends.
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What does that mean?
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It means you still breathe.
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Live in the natural world,
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but your soul
has been disembodied.
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And is now trapped in hell.
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Now according to the witches
that cursed her,
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time here, and time down in hell
are very, very different.
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Like, how?
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One minute here, is like
a million years down below.
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This sounds
awesome, Professor G,
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does she come awake
at Halloween?
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No. She's just bones
at this point,
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bones in a box,
for old collectors like me.
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And you should buy it,
just for your museum.
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I intend to, sir, in fact, I
have a date with her right now,
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so I bid you all
a temporary farewell,
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but if one of you, or all of you
would like to come by
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after trick or treating, we'll
be waiting for you tonight.
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Bye-bye now.
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Bye-bye.
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The Harley Brothers,
are going to be very happy
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that you decided
to help them, Richard.
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- Do I have a choice?
- Do any of us anymore?
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I should.
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I've done my time, Finn.
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I earned the right
to walk away on my own terms.
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Of course you have.
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This'll be fast and easy.
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You'll be set up
for a long time, Richard.
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Consider it, uh, a thank you.
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From the Harley Brothers,
going to get you on the road to
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being the father,
you always should've been.
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All I need is when and where.
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I like that.
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What's that?
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That's the physical address.
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The street's one you know.
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You and my father grew up there,
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before it became
a rich man's neighborhood.
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I'm not doing this alone.
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You know I have a partner.
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You mean, your daughter.
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You don't have to qualify it.
She's my partner.
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She's also the best locksmith
in the region.
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So where the fuck is she?
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She's getting the supplies.
And the car.
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Mouse is getting the car.
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Richard.
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Nothing that attracts attention.
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Right?
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Hey! My wallet!
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Sorry not sorry!
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Fuck you!
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I know I'm hell of a late,
I got everything ready.
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Got some dope costumes.
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And there's a pink bear there
With your name on it, Dad.
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- Kidding.
- Costumes?
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It's a smuggler's house
on Halloween.
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We're not sneaking in.
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So you're doing what exactly?
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Walking right up
to the front door, and knocking.
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That is fantastic.
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Just plant the folder where
the cops find it. Get the money.
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The you can retire. Go off and
be fucking father of the year.
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I fucking love that everybody
thinks I'm retiring too.
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One more thing.
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You're not going to like it.
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But I'm afraid
I'm going to have to insist.
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Always one more thing.
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Percy's going with you.
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He's your muscle,
Richard.
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And this is
not fucking negotiable.
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Maybe I can get
that pink bear costume to Percy?
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I think that he needs a little
bit of pink in his life.
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I don't work
with people like Percy.
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I don't like guns.
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He's going with you.
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You're picking him up
after his little shakedown.
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You're going to
complete the mission,
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help the Harley Brothers,
and then you can ride off
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into the fucking sunset.
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His little shakedown?
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I can just imagine.
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It's just a little scare tactic.
That's all.
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Come here.
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Percy is sick.
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And I don't want
him around my daughter.
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Christ, everyone's talking
like I'm not even here.
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- I can fucking handle my shit, Dad!
- Stop!
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Richard.
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He's under your command tonight.
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Besides.
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Percy is misunderstood.
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You should cut him some slack.
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Get me the phone,
and dial Percy.
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Oh!
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Hey, dumbass,
take my shotgun out.
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Take my shotgun out.
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Good girl.
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Yeah, she looks
all innocent now.
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She's going to grow up
to be just like you.
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A woman.
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And women are
only good for two things.
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Getting fucked,
and talking shit.
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And we know you have
a big fucking mouth, don't we?
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What about this?
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Open your legs,
you fucking whore.
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Can that take both barrels, huh?
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Mm.
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What about that
big fucking mouth, huh?
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No! Please.
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Sir, please, don't hurt me,
please.
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This big mouth can take this
whole thing, can't it? Huh?
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You make me sick.
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Get this in there.
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Come on!
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What do you think, dumbass,
can she do it? Can mommy do it?
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All that big mouth bullshit...
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and you can't fit this
in that big fucking mouth.
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Piece of shit.
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I have an idea...
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let's make that hole bigger.
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- Percy.
- Richard and Mouse think they're done working
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with the Harley Brothers.
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Ah, the Golden Boy.
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Yeah, well, there's a big payout
tonight if you end these motherfuckers.
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For killing Richard and Mouse?
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Shit. I'd have
done that for free.
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I guess I'm not so bad at
this Halloween stuff after all.
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Ah...
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La Demonia....
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Join me if you'd like.
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This is the first time
human eyes have laid
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on her in over a century!
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The cute guy
that helped me move it down here
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says it smells like cat piss.
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I tend to agree.
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Don't worry,
I'm not going to date him.
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Mom said, he
only makes minimum wage,
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and I ain't got time for that.
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No, no, I'm not.
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I'm not worried,
I actually thought
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you two would
make a lovely couple.
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He's in
his thirties and probably
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lives in a trailer, so...
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- You're almost 40.
- But I live in a house.
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No, no...
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Yes.
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Yo, so that's got to suck,
huh, Melvin?
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Beauty is only skin deep,
Caroline.
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Now, I wouldn't agree with this,
but some would say
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she's the most beautiful
girl in the room.
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Anyway, come on, come on.
Let's get this up on the ledge.
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This is
a lot of work on a holiday.
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Gosh!
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And by the way, Melvin.
She's got no skin.
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Just come on, just come on. All right?
Just come on, lift it up, will you?
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Easy. Come on!
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Easy!
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- Lift it!
- I'm trying.
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Ah! God!
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Pay attention!
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I can't ask you to do anything
without you screwing something up!
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God!
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Louisie! I need a hand!
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Melvin, you know
I don't like dark places!
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God!
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I just need some help
setting this up,
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could you get
your heiny down here?
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Okay.
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I'm coming.
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Ew! It's a bone.
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Will you just grab
a corner, please!
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- I can't, I just can't.
- Ah...
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Then tell your daughter
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to get her ass down here
and help, just once!
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Oh, now there it is.
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Now you're going to sit there
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with your mouth hanging open,
just like her!
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Oh, jeez!
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Oh, God!
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You know, I can't.
I'm just... I, I just cannot
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seem to do what
I want to do in this house.
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I'm paying for something
that isn't even mine!
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I'm living in a house with a
stepdaughter who's almost 40 years old,
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and unable
to be self sufficient!
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And therefor she's
like a pet we have to feed!
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Yeah!
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But her life expectancy
is greater than ours.
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Yeah, so she's here forever!
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And it's heartbreaking to me!
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Yeah, no, no, no, you're
going to listen all of this,
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oh, no, don't cry,
you're going to listen to all of this,
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because the night is ruined!
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This whole night is ruined,
I have a coffin
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that I can't now set up
in the window for the neighbors
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to see and do you know why?
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Because my wife
is afraid of the dark!
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Oh, that's right!
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But she doesn't seem
to have a problem
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at night when she's got her head
buried in those books, huh?
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Why? Why don't you seem
to have a problem then, Louisie?
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I mean, it's
perfectly dark then.
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Why aren't you crying
all night then?
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Huh?
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Because I'm with you.
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What?
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Aw, shit!
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Because, I'm... Oh! I'm with you?
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I'm with you?
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Ah! You are kidding me! Ah!
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Because I'm with you?
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I'm with you,
she says. Jesus Christ!
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Melvin! This is a chair leg!
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You got ripped off again.
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Rags and chair legs.
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Melvin!
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Melvin! Please, get down here!
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Melvin!
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Melvin, come here!
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Hold on, Louisie...
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Please!
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Louisie!
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The power's out!
261
00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:49,158
I'm coming, Louisie.
262
00:21:52,829 --> 00:21:55,065
Melvin!
263
00:21:55,098 --> 00:21:56,299
It's me.
264
00:21:56,331 --> 00:21:57,434
That's Melvin.
265
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,696
Get off her!
266
00:22:40,976 --> 00:22:41,945
Got you!
267
00:22:57,193 --> 00:22:59,395
Are they still fighting?
268
00:22:59,427 --> 00:23:03,532
I don't know,
Melvin's like such a nerd.
269
00:23:03,565 --> 00:23:06,401
He never did
any stupid shit like my Dad.
270
00:23:08,503 --> 00:23:10,807
Dude, what's going on?
271
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,877
I... I think they're inside.
272
00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:17,981
Louisie, my God!
273
00:23:19,948 --> 00:23:21,016
Oh! Louisie!
274
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,454
Oh, my God!
275
00:23:26,254 --> 00:23:28,457
Shit!
276
00:23:36,965 --> 00:23:38,001
Shit!
277
00:23:42,271 --> 00:23:44,107
Let me in, Melvin...
278
00:23:46,108 --> 00:23:49,412
I... I got to go. Call me later,
I'll let you know.
279
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,284
I need help.
280
00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:57,553
Oh, my God.
281
00:23:59,955 --> 00:24:01,123
Caroline!
282
00:24:02,457 --> 00:24:04,459
Louisie... Oh!
283
00:24:04,493 --> 00:24:07,563
Hurry! Your mother's hurt bad!
284
00:24:07,597 --> 00:24:09,532
Oh, Jesus! Louisie.
285
00:24:09,564 --> 00:24:10,900
Oh, Louisie...
286
00:24:13,135 --> 00:24:15,171
Oh, Louisie.
Hey, get the medical kit.
287
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:18,241
Get the medical kit!
Hurry, get the medical kit!
288
00:24:18,273 --> 00:24:19,176
Oh, Louisie.
289
00:24:25,648 --> 00:24:26,983
What happened...
290
00:24:28,618 --> 00:24:31,154
I think it's
the vampire, Louisie.
291
00:24:31,186 --> 00:24:34,556
Oh, no, no, no. I know
it sounds impossible, but
292
00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:37,226
it bit you,
holy shit, it bit you!
293
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:41,196
Oh, it picked you up by your
damn head and it bit your neck!
294
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,466
Oh, God, it was over
by the door.
295
00:24:43,498 --> 00:24:47,102
And it came...
I saw it couldn't come through the door.
296
00:24:47,136 --> 00:24:49,138
It couldn't come to...
297
00:24:49,170 --> 00:24:52,941
I told you to get the damn medical
kit, from the fucking pantry!
298
00:24:52,975 --> 00:24:54,142
Get the medical kit!
299
00:24:56,512 --> 00:24:57,580
Melvin...
300
00:24:59,215 --> 00:25:00,884
She is all I've got.
301
00:25:03,151 --> 00:25:05,554
You're the only thing
she has now.
302
00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:09,124
I love her,
please take care of her...
303
00:25:16,666 --> 00:25:18,434
Louisie...
304
00:25:18,466 --> 00:25:20,270
Oh, God!
305
00:25:20,302 --> 00:25:21,638
Oh, God, no!
306
00:25:23,238 --> 00:25:26,042
Weezy. Weezy. Weezy!
307
00:25:26,074 --> 00:25:29,178
I promise if you just stay with
me, if you just stay with me...
308
00:25:30,178 --> 00:25:31,680
I promise I'll never
yell at her again,
309
00:25:31,714 --> 00:25:34,117
I'll never,
I'll never yell at her again,
310
00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:36,253
do you hear me?
Do you hear me, Weezy!
311
00:25:37,218 --> 00:25:38,987
Weezy! Do you hear me?
312
00:25:39,021 --> 00:25:41,224
I promise you, I will
never yell at her again!
313
00:25:50,699 --> 00:25:53,135
- Mouse...
- Fuck, Dad, stop.
314
00:25:53,168 --> 00:25:54,638
Jesus fucking Christ.
315
00:26:14,622 --> 00:26:16,992
Who is it! Oh, shit
it's the trick or treaters!
316
00:26:17,025 --> 00:26:19,262
Oh, Jesus Christ!
It must be the neighbors kids!
317
00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:26,703
- This looks fucked.
- Keep your fucking tampon in, I got it.
318
00:26:26,735 --> 00:26:28,137
Fuck off.
319
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,538
All right, I'll go get them!
320
00:26:29,571 --> 00:26:31,306
Caroline. Caroline!
321
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,510
Okay. Eureka, bitch!
322
00:26:38,647 --> 00:26:40,350
- What the hell?
- Fuck!
323
00:26:41,617 --> 00:26:43,418
What the hell
are you doing in my house?
324
00:26:45,654 --> 00:26:48,424
- We're here for the money, bitch.
- Mouse!
325
00:26:48,456 --> 00:26:50,592
We don't have any money
lying around in this house.
326
00:26:50,626 --> 00:26:52,028
Percy!
327
00:26:52,061 --> 00:26:53,330
Shut your fucking mouth.
328
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,738
Caroline, goddammit, I need you!
329
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,144
That was a big fucking mistake.
330
00:27:16,452 --> 00:27:18,154
Be cool, Percy. Be cool!
331
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,574
Okay? It's all right, okay?
332
00:27:39,608 --> 00:27:42,378
Listen, listen!
You've got a job to do.
333
00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:44,746
Stay in the game. Go!
334
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:45,749
Come on.
335
00:27:50,351 --> 00:27:52,589
Motherfucker! Now...
336
00:27:53,522 --> 00:27:56,591
I was going to rape your daughter
while you were still alive,
337
00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,061
so you could watch!
338
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,330
But you're just
going to have to trust me.
339
00:28:01,362 --> 00:28:03,632
I'm going to
make it fucking slow,
340
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:05,068
and painful.
341
00:28:07,535 --> 00:28:08,437
Fuck this.
342
00:28:12,174 --> 00:28:14,609
Oh. That's a nice knife.
343
00:28:14,642 --> 00:28:16,311
I'm going to fuck you with that.
344
00:28:16,344 --> 00:28:17,646
Fuck you, Percy!
345
00:28:20,349 --> 00:28:21,451
No, no.
346
00:28:22,584 --> 00:28:24,553
- No!
- Goodnight, bitch!
347
00:28:50,678 --> 00:28:52,114
Oh, my God.
348
00:28:57,253 --> 00:28:58,620
Here, here, here, here.
349
00:29:03,892 --> 00:29:04,626
Caroline...
350
00:29:05,727 --> 00:29:07,496
I need you to help
with your mom.
351
00:29:08,597 --> 00:29:10,733
She's not doing so well.
352
00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:17,640
Come on, Daddy.
353
00:29:18,741 --> 00:29:21,411
Aren't you going to help
your daughter? Come on, Daddy!
354
00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:23,645
You're pathetic.
355
00:29:26,415 --> 00:29:28,184
How do you want to die?
356
00:29:28,216 --> 00:29:30,585
Do you want me
to choke you to death?
357
00:29:30,619 --> 00:29:32,788
Or do you want to die
by this knife,
358
00:29:32,821 --> 00:29:35,558
that's going to have your
daughter's cunt blood on it, huh?
359
00:29:49,437 --> 00:29:51,439
Nice try, you little bitch.
360
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,311
Okay, you psycho bitch.
361
00:30:48,696 --> 00:30:51,867
That's right. On your knees.
362
00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:41,283
Fuck!
363
00:32:05,808 --> 00:32:06,975
Dad, what happened?
364
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:13,583
What happened to Mom?
365
00:32:14,949 --> 00:32:17,052
I'm scared!
366
00:32:24,993 --> 00:32:26,663
I can't explain any of it.
367
00:32:28,763 --> 00:32:32,635
Can it get any worse?
Can it? Can it?
368
00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:40,709
This is our goddamn house.
369
00:32:45,414 --> 00:32:46,849
This is our goddamn house.
370
00:32:51,853 --> 00:32:56,758
And nobody, is going to
prevent us from saving Weezy.
371
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,561
You hear me?
372
00:33:02,164 --> 00:33:03,066
Nobody.
373
00:33:27,822 --> 00:33:29,492
I think I'm fucked up.
374
00:33:31,025 --> 00:33:32,628
You don't have time to be.
375
00:33:35,464 --> 00:33:38,067
Jesus fucking Christ!
376
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,502
Listen.
377
00:33:39,534 --> 00:33:41,003
Percy's dead.
378
00:33:41,035 --> 00:33:43,905
Right? I mean deader than dead.
379
00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:47,542
We're in a world of hurt,
we got to get out of here.
380
00:33:47,576 --> 00:33:50,613
- What about the people who live here?
- Not our problem.
381
00:33:50,646 --> 00:33:52,013
And what about the money?
382
00:33:52,046 --> 00:33:54,383
- We don't need...
- I need it!
383
00:33:55,751 --> 00:33:56,886
I need the money.
384
00:34:00,522 --> 00:34:01,424
Okay.
385
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:11,501
All right, give me your hand.
386
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:24,514
Truco...
o-trato... truco... trick.
387
00:34:26,848 --> 00:34:29,851
Trick... o treat.
388
00:34:33,922 --> 00:34:36,025
Trick or treat!
389
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:53,475
Okay.
390
00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:58,780
You see that girl, you run.
391
00:34:58,813 --> 00:35:01,716
Whatever you do,
do not look into her eyes.
392
00:35:03,118 --> 00:35:04,953
Dad, you're freaking me out.
393
00:35:04,987 --> 00:35:06,822
Do what I say.
394
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:09,926
No matter how crazy it sounds.
We still got to job to do.
395
00:35:20,235 --> 00:35:21,571
What the fuck?
396
00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:26,908
Okay.
397
00:35:26,942 --> 00:35:29,144
We stay focused, we get
the money, and we get out.
398
00:35:29,177 --> 00:35:31,947
- But what if there is no money?
- There's money!
399
00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:33,648
Percy was going crazy over it.
400
00:35:45,192 --> 00:35:47,428
Hey. Dad, a little help?
401
00:35:51,299 --> 00:35:54,002
Mouse, get
your head in the game!
402
00:35:55,938 --> 00:35:57,240
Oh, my head is in the game.
403
00:35:58,574 --> 00:36:03,311
My head is fucking scrambled,
404
00:36:03,344 --> 00:36:06,714
but it's in the game enough to know
that you're freaking the fuck out!
405
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,551
And you never
freak out about anything!
406
00:36:12,321 --> 00:36:15,290
And I'm s... I'm scared.
407
00:36:16,725 --> 00:36:18,627
And I don't know
what the fuck is out there!
408
00:36:27,868 --> 00:36:29,237
We got set up, didn't we?
409
00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:33,641
That's not
what I'm worried about.
410
00:36:33,674 --> 00:36:35,310
That girl out there, she's...
411
00:36:38,045 --> 00:36:39,281
she did things.
412
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:43,819
She did things that are
physically impossible to do.
413
00:36:46,822 --> 00:36:48,925
We'll get the money
but that's the easy part.
414
00:36:50,324 --> 00:36:52,093
Getting out of here
is going to be hell.
415
00:36:54,228 --> 00:36:55,297
Who is she?
416
00:36:57,898 --> 00:36:59,034
What is she?
417
00:37:00,835 --> 00:37:01,736
I don't know.
418
00:37:06,842 --> 00:37:07,877
Hey, look.
419
00:37:10,679 --> 00:37:12,348
I haven't always been
a good father to you.
420
00:37:13,281 --> 00:37:15,250
- But...
- No, just don't. Don't.
421
00:37:16,784 --> 00:37:17,719
Don't start.
422
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,623
Look, don't get me wrong.
423
00:37:21,956 --> 00:37:25,860
Mom was a shitbag and I'm glad
you were the one that stepped in.
424
00:37:25,893 --> 00:37:27,996
- Yeah, she was a nasty woman.
- Yeah.
425
00:37:31,065 --> 00:37:36,304
But... you've never said
I love you in your entire life.
426
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,842
So why start now?
427
00:38:03,065 --> 00:38:04,000
Weezy?
428
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,801
Weezy, can you hear me?
429
00:38:13,308 --> 00:38:14,377
What a night, huh?
430
00:38:20,915 --> 00:38:23,284
I hope you can hear me
in your dreams, my love.
431
00:38:26,822 --> 00:38:28,157
My little Weezy.
432
00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:39,067
I am so...
433
00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:41,804
so sorry.
434
00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:44,306
For the things I said.
435
00:38:47,976 --> 00:38:51,013
I'm so sorry for leaving you
in the dark in that moment.
436
00:38:55,951 --> 00:38:56,985
I failed you.
437
00:39:00,388 --> 00:39:02,090
I brought that thing here.
438
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,929
I've ruined everything!
439
00:39:12,868 --> 00:39:13,967
But I'm going to
make things right.
440
00:39:18,038 --> 00:39:19,475
I'm going to make things right!
441
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:35,991
Oh, dear God. Oh, dear God!
442
00:39:38,092 --> 00:39:40,061
Go, go, go!
443
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:48,471
Professor G
putting on a show tonight!
444
00:39:49,837 --> 00:39:51,873
Guys! Guys! Get out of here!
445
00:39:51,906 --> 00:39:53,441
Go! Show is canceled!
446
00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:56,377
Wait! No, don't go there, no!
447
00:39:56,411 --> 00:39:59,081
- Whoa!
- No, no, Danny. Danny!
448
00:39:59,114 --> 00:40:00,782
Get your sister
and get the hell out of here!
449
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,518
Oh, snap,
there's the demon girl!
450
00:40:07,556 --> 00:40:09,858
Danny! Danny, look, look!
451
00:40:09,891 --> 00:40:12,094
Danny, it's canceled,
there's not going to be a show!
452
00:40:12,127 --> 00:40:14,128
- Get your sister and get the fuck out of here!
- Professor G,
453
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,264
- this shit is lit!
- Danny!
454
00:40:16,297 --> 00:40:18,866
I'm telling you this isn't a
show, would you get your sister?
455
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:21,336
Danny, just get your sister
yourself and get her out of here!
456
00:40:21,368 --> 00:40:23,471
Danny, are you listening to me!
457
00:40:23,505 --> 00:40:24,874
There's kid out there!
458
00:40:27,976 --> 00:40:29,478
Rosie! Rosie!
459
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:35,016
Hey, get the fuck out of here!
Go home!
460
00:40:35,049 --> 00:40:37,552
Fucking Halloween is canceled,
there's no more candy, okay?
461
00:40:37,585 --> 00:40:39,221
Get the fuck out of here!
462
00:40:39,253 --> 00:40:42,257
Hey, I said, get out!
463
00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:45,828
- Leave the...
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! You're going to get us killed, come on!
464
00:40:54,636 --> 00:40:57,072
Hey, sis! Come on!
465
00:40:57,105 --> 00:40:58,940
When I say run...
466
00:40:58,973 --> 00:41:00,609
That's a really cool costume.
467
00:41:05,947 --> 00:41:07,349
Run!
468
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,418
- Oh, Jesus, open the door!
- Open the door!
469
00:41:09,451 --> 00:41:11,052
Open the fucking door!
470
00:41:11,085 --> 00:41:13,120
Open the door!
471
00:41:15,924 --> 00:41:17,458
Let my daughter in!
472
00:41:17,491 --> 00:41:18,960
We're not going to hurt you!
473
00:41:18,993 --> 00:41:21,629
The guy who tried
to hurt you is dead!
474
00:41:21,663 --> 00:41:24,032
Come on open the door, please!
475
00:41:37,645 --> 00:41:39,247
Pick the lock.
476
00:41:39,281 --> 00:41:41,183
I can't, my kit's inside!
477
00:41:43,685 --> 00:41:45,186
Pick the lock.
478
00:41:51,058 --> 00:41:53,961
- I love you Dad.
- I love you too, kiddo.
479
00:41:58,032 --> 00:42:00,034
I'll buy you some time.
480
00:42:04,038 --> 00:42:05,674
I don't know what you are.
481
00:42:05,706 --> 00:42:07,241
But I've seen you bleed.
482
00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:09,110
And it's all I need.
483
00:42:13,581 --> 00:42:16,218
Sorry, I don't speak that shit!
484
00:42:20,188 --> 00:42:21,456
You cracked my bat!
485
00:42:22,357 --> 00:42:24,259
I'm going to crack your skull!
486
00:42:44,279 --> 00:42:45,514
Excuse me.
487
00:42:45,547 --> 00:42:47,282
Can I use your phone?
488
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:49,451
I need to tell my mom
my sister's dead.
489
00:43:14,542 --> 00:43:17,378
Die, you fucking shit!
490
00:43:19,547 --> 00:43:22,985
Die until
you can't fucking die anymore!
491
00:43:28,623 --> 00:43:29,691
Fuck you!
492
00:43:29,723 --> 00:43:30,992
Come on.
493
00:44:12,433 --> 00:44:13,701
M... Mouse!
494
00:44:14,636 --> 00:44:15,603
Mouse!
495
00:44:17,471 --> 00:44:18,406
Mouse...
496
00:44:36,357 --> 00:44:38,761
No, no, no, no, no! No, no!
497
00:44:52,574 --> 00:44:53,475
Danny!
498
00:44:57,145 --> 00:44:59,815
Danny! Danny!
499
00:45:11,259 --> 00:45:12,293
Danny!
500
00:45:15,864 --> 00:45:17,566
No!
501
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,601
No! Agh!
502
00:45:57,237 --> 00:45:58,306
Come on!
503
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,208
Your name is Mouse,
right? Come on.
504
00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:03,711
Come on!
It's dad, you got to fight it!
505
00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:34,408
Choke her.
506
00:46:34,442 --> 00:46:35,543
Dad!
507
00:46:36,978 --> 00:46:39,681
I'll see you in Hell!
508
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:44,786
And I'll fuck you! With
a pitchfork for all eternity!
509
00:46:45,752 --> 00:46:48,589
Choke!
510
00:46:52,293 --> 00:46:53,729
God!
511
00:47:13,714 --> 00:47:14,749
Momma?
512
00:47:17,951 --> 00:47:20,188
Momma, you got to take a sip.
513
00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:22,791
You got to take a sip.
514
00:47:29,663 --> 00:47:31,699
Momma, wake up.
515
00:47:36,404 --> 00:47:38,306
Wake up.
516
00:47:38,339 --> 00:47:40,509
Wake up. Wake up.
517
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,446
Wake up.
518
00:47:45,779 --> 00:47:47,381
Please, don't leave me.
519
00:47:52,252 --> 00:47:55,656
You're the only person in the
whole world that even likes me.
520
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,669
It's Melvin, right?
521
00:48:44,038 --> 00:48:45,840
The kids called me Professor G.
522
00:48:47,909 --> 00:48:49,011
I always liked that.
523
00:48:50,712 --> 00:48:53,480
I never knew what the "G"
stood for though,
524
00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:55,350
because my last name
starts with an "S."
525
00:48:55,382 --> 00:48:57,018
Yeah, well, Melvin...
526
00:48:59,987 --> 00:49:02,624
she's going to be
waking up soon.
527
00:49:02,656 --> 00:49:06,360
If I know my daughter,
she's going to be a handful.
528
00:49:08,929 --> 00:49:11,799
Got anything better than
duct tape to restrain her with?
529
00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:14,569
Eh, duct tape's
pretty damn good.
530
00:49:14,601 --> 00:49:16,804
Yeah, it is, Melvin,
but there's not enough of it.
531
00:49:16,837 --> 00:49:19,840
There's probably a ton
of things down there, but...
532
00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:22,009
you know, she was down there.
533
00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:23,612
That's where she bit my wife.
534
00:49:26,147 --> 00:49:28,549
Why hasn't she come through
that door and killed us all?
535
00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:29,651
Hard to say.
536
00:49:30,985 --> 00:49:34,589
Look, we brought her in a box,
and she had no say...
537
00:49:35,822 --> 00:49:37,792
and we never
brought her upstairs.
538
00:49:39,594 --> 00:49:40,895
She cannot
come through that door...
539
00:49:40,927 --> 00:49:43,065
Will you try to make sense?
540
00:49:48,735 --> 00:49:49,670
All right.
541
00:49:50,772 --> 00:49:53,442
I'm not letting my daughter
succumb to that thing.
542
00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,914
If we have to kill it to bring
her back, we'll kill it.
543
00:49:59,947 --> 00:50:01,850
Do you even know how to kill it?
544
00:50:01,882 --> 00:50:03,451
You saw what happened.
545
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:07,522
It is not a thing,
mister, what...
546
00:50:08,522 --> 00:50:10,458
Listen, who the hell
are you anyway?
547
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:14,395
You come inside my house,
I don't even know your name!
548
00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:15,964
You came in here to rob me?
549
00:50:15,996 --> 00:50:18,933
- Kill me?
- I did not try to kill you!
550
00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:22,470
Percy tried to kill you!
551
00:50:22,502 --> 00:50:23,771
And Percy's dead.
552
00:50:26,641 --> 00:50:28,042
My name is Richard.
553
00:50:28,074 --> 00:50:30,878
That is my daughter.
And I want to get her,
554
00:50:30,911 --> 00:50:32,813
the hell out of here,
you understand?
555
00:50:36,918 --> 00:50:38,686
We wouldn't be
in this situation,
556
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,590
if you'd opened... the door!
557
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,625
Melvin!
558
00:50:45,058 --> 00:50:47,561
Well, my wife is
in there sick too!
559
00:50:47,594 --> 00:50:50,165
And I could've gotten her
some help if it wasn't for you!
560
00:50:51,498 --> 00:50:54,034
While you do whatever you need
to do for your daughter,
561
00:50:54,067 --> 00:50:55,669
and then I'm going
to find my phone
562
00:50:55,703 --> 00:50:57,706
- and I'm going to call the police.
- Police?
563
00:51:02,710 --> 00:51:04,079
The ambulance, okay?
564
00:51:08,715 --> 00:51:09,918
I'll be quick.
565
00:51:13,888 --> 00:51:14,989
Don't be quick.
566
00:51:17,090 --> 00:51:18,893
Be careful.
567
00:51:18,926 --> 00:51:20,061
Save it.
568
00:51:38,712 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker?
569
00:51:40,748 --> 00:51:41,850
Play wedding song.
570
00:52:01,668 --> 00:52:02,937
Daddy?
571
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,009
I can feel the worms,
572
00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:10,911
crawling into my eyes,
573
00:52:10,944 --> 00:52:12,580
and into my mouth...
574
00:52:43,710 --> 00:52:47,515
The worms are
shitting in my mouth, Daddy.
575
00:52:48,616 --> 00:52:49,618
Help me.
576
00:52:50,752 --> 00:52:56,324
The worms, they're crawling
inside every hole, Daddy.
577
00:52:56,357 --> 00:53:00,661
Every... single... hole.
578
00:53:02,029 --> 00:53:03,764
You did this to me.
579
00:53:40,735 --> 00:53:44,172
I am in Hell because of you.
580
00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:51,612
God, if you're up there,
don't forget us little people down here.
581
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:52,613
Please...
582
00:53:55,415 --> 00:53:58,318
I never prayed a day in
my entire life, you know that?
583
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:01,956
Isn't that something?
584
00:54:11,965 --> 00:54:13,335
Kind of crazy
when you think about it.
585
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,738
More than fifty years of life.
586
00:54:17,772 --> 00:54:19,974
Yeah. Let's see.
587
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,143
That's more than 18,000 days,
588
00:54:23,076 --> 00:54:25,279
that I've never put
my hands together and spoke with
589
00:54:25,311 --> 00:54:27,882
an entity that I believe
held the key to salvation.
590
00:54:29,215 --> 00:54:30,719
I often thought about why.
591
00:54:31,953 --> 00:54:35,357
Well, that's not true, it's
not often, but it's sometimes.
592
00:54:37,924 --> 00:54:40,361
You think if I prayed to God tonight,
this all could've been avoided?
593
00:54:44,165 --> 00:54:47,701
I mean, what about Allah?
I mean, what God does what?
594
00:54:47,735 --> 00:54:49,837
And who does what,
and why and when?
595
00:54:49,869 --> 00:54:51,839
And where,
and it's all bullshit.
596
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,175
Try to wake her up.
597
00:54:57,011 --> 00:54:58,146
Richard.
598
00:54:58,179 --> 00:55:00,947
Two weeks ago, I ordered an item
599
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:04,951
for my collection for a museum
I foolishly tried to open.
600
00:55:04,985 --> 00:55:08,723
- Ah, the Museum of the Macabre.
- Melvin.
601
00:55:08,755 --> 00:55:10,958
I don't care. All right?
602
00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:15,129
Richard. I ordered
the remains of a vampire.
603
00:55:16,197 --> 00:55:18,099
A vampire, Richard,
that's what they said.
604
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,436
El Demonia De La Mascarada.
605
00:55:23,770 --> 00:55:25,239
The Demon of the Masquerade.
606
00:55:26,973 --> 00:55:28,008
My wife?
607
00:55:30,043 --> 00:55:32,179
I think she removed
that stick from the dress.
608
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,750
And that stick was a stake.
609
00:55:38,485 --> 00:55:40,288
She removed the stake, Richard.
610
00:55:41,788 --> 00:55:43,057
That girl out there?
611
00:55:44,058 --> 00:55:45,293
That's a real vampire.
612
00:55:46,192 --> 00:55:47,696
That's what we're up against.
613
00:55:49,797 --> 00:55:50,965
A vampire?
614
00:55:52,967 --> 00:55:55,036
Yeah. So you'll excuse me,
615
00:55:55,069 --> 00:55:59,306
if I ask you to join me with praying
hands, and on bended knee.
616
00:56:07,248 --> 00:56:10,083
Melvin! Melvin.
617
00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:12,886
Please let me in,
it's freezing outside.
618
00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:17,057
- Melvin!
- That's not your little friend, Melvin.
619
00:56:17,090 --> 00:56:19,293
Melvin, I'm so scared.
620
00:56:19,326 --> 00:56:21,329
He never
called me by my first name.
621
00:56:22,263 --> 00:56:24,531
- Professor G...
- Please, help me.
622
00:56:24,565 --> 00:56:27,902
- That's right.
- I was the only one who believed in you.
623
00:56:27,935 --> 00:56:29,270
Pray with me!
624
00:56:29,302 --> 00:56:31,839
- Melvin, please!
- All right.
625
00:56:31,871 --> 00:56:33,808
All right. Can't hurt.
626
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,011
- I've always loved your museum.
- God.
627
00:56:37,043 --> 00:56:39,379
God, we need you,
we need your help right now.
628
00:56:39,413 --> 00:56:41,449
You know where we are,
you know Danny's hurt out there.
629
00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:43,551
You know where Danny is,
we need you to help him.
630
00:56:43,583 --> 00:56:46,186
- Would you help him?
- I thought you never prayed before.
631
00:56:46,219 --> 00:56:48,156
Please let me in.
632
00:56:48,188 --> 00:56:50,223
I'm not praying with words
from a Bible, Richard,
633
00:56:50,257 --> 00:56:51,826
I'm praying
with words from my heart.
634
00:56:53,393 --> 00:56:55,228
God, you're the only one
that can help us right now,
635
00:56:55,261 --> 00:56:57,364
you know everything
that's going on right now,
636
00:56:57,397 --> 00:56:58,999
only you can help us right now!
637
00:56:59,032 --> 00:57:00,534
All right, my turn.
638
00:57:00,567 --> 00:57:02,336
Might not be as fancy as yours.
639
00:57:03,938 --> 00:57:05,907
I've got
a few things I need to say.
640
00:57:07,407 --> 00:57:08,976
Then by God, say it!
641
00:57:11,846 --> 00:57:13,214
I'm cold.
642
00:57:13,246 --> 00:57:15,949
I'm so fucking cold.
643
00:57:15,982 --> 00:57:19,186
And my sister's neck is open.
644
00:57:19,219 --> 00:57:21,855
It's like she has two holes!
645
00:57:21,889 --> 00:57:24,192
Three when you think about it.
646
00:57:24,225 --> 00:57:26,927
And they all bleed, Melvin.
647
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,529
- They all bleed.
- Richard?
648
00:57:28,561 --> 00:57:30,230
Look, we're not just praying
for your daughter,
649
00:57:30,264 --> 00:57:31,465
we're praying
for that boy out there,
650
00:57:31,498 --> 00:57:33,467
they're both savable!
651
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,936
Richard! You Know it's true.
652
00:57:35,969 --> 00:57:38,339
You know what under
the moon means, Richard.
653
00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:42,844
You've already let your daughter burn for
millions of years. Each minute you sit?
654
00:57:42,877 --> 00:57:44,911
- You let her burn!
- Don't listen. Just don't listen.
655
00:57:44,944 --> 00:57:47,547
- Shut up! Shut up!
- No, no! Just stay with me. Stay with me.
656
00:57:47,581 --> 00:57:49,550
Got it! Keep praying!
657
00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:52,186
God, we need you help.
We need your help right now.
658
00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,288
- Please don't leave my daughter.
- Oh.
659
00:57:54,321 --> 00:57:56,156
- What?
- Stop, stop, stop.
660
00:57:56,190 --> 00:57:58,393
- I said, come on!
- Stop, it's the lights!
661
00:58:00,094 --> 00:58:03,097
They did that when
Masquerade was nearby.
662
00:58:27,955 --> 00:58:31,592
Playing
shitty stepdaughter song.
663
00:58:41,335 --> 00:58:44,138
Richard. Can you let me in?
664
00:58:44,170 --> 00:58:45,605
Please help me.
665
00:58:45,639 --> 00:58:47,475
Mouse and I are under the moon.
666
00:58:48,475 --> 00:58:50,944
I can help you get her back.
667
00:58:50,978 --> 00:58:52,647
And I...
668
00:58:52,679 --> 00:58:54,948
I need someone to get me back.
669
00:58:56,150 --> 00:58:58,252
Vampires cannot come
inside the home
670
00:58:58,284 --> 00:59:00,087
if you do not invite them in!
671
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:02,522
I got to take that chance!
That's my daughter!
672
00:59:02,556 --> 00:59:05,426
Wait, Richard, you got to listen
to me, you got to listen to me!
673
00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:07,694
They're driven by demon spirits.
674
00:59:07,728 --> 00:59:10,563
Their servants are not,
and despite all the cat calls,
675
00:59:10,596 --> 00:59:13,301
and their taunts,
there's nothing she can do!
676
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:15,469
It's Masquerade
talking through them!
677
00:59:15,502 --> 00:59:17,304
She wants us to open that door,
678
00:59:17,337 --> 00:59:19,040
the longer we stay close to her,
679
00:59:19,072 --> 00:59:20,942
the more we risk looking into
her eyes, Richard.
680
00:59:20,975 --> 00:59:22,509
- We must keep praying!
- Hey, Dad!
681
00:59:26,346 --> 00:59:28,315
You did this to me, fucker!
682
00:59:29,248 --> 00:59:35,156
You taped these things to my
hands you stupid son of a bitch!
683
00:59:58,244 --> 01:00:00,681
You did to me, Daddy.
684
01:00:00,714 --> 01:00:03,583
You killed your own daughter,
you piece of shit!
685
01:00:03,616 --> 01:00:07,354
You killed your own daughter,
I hate you!
686
01:00:17,764 --> 01:00:19,766
Melvin!
687
01:00:19,799 --> 01:00:21,234
Richard.
688
01:00:24,071 --> 01:00:25,038
That's Caroline.
689
01:00:27,141 --> 01:00:28,676
Come with me.
690
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:29,609
No.
691
01:00:38,351 --> 01:00:39,520
Caroline!
692
01:00:42,556 --> 01:00:44,659
Caroline! Let me in!
693
01:00:45,726 --> 01:00:46,694
Mouse?
694
01:00:50,464 --> 01:00:52,766
Kiddo, what... No.
695
01:01:02,141 --> 01:01:04,677
Look at what you did
to me, Daddy.
696
01:01:04,710 --> 01:01:07,482
Look at what you did to me!
697
01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:19,527
No!
698
01:01:21,328 --> 01:01:22,530
Caroline!
699
01:01:26,165 --> 01:01:27,768
I know I haven't
been perfect, kid.
700
01:01:29,168 --> 01:01:30,304
Trust me, I know.
701
01:01:31,871 --> 01:01:33,674
But, I will be better.
702
01:01:35,208 --> 01:01:36,610
We can make it together!
703
01:01:38,177 --> 01:01:39,346
I'm so sorry...
704
01:01:42,648 --> 01:01:44,484
Can you hear me Caroline?
705
01:01:45,384 --> 01:01:48,622
Woah. Yeah. What is this?
706
01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:53,261
This is us talking.
It's pretty cool actually.
707
01:01:56,897 --> 01:01:59,165
Momma? This is scary.
708
01:01:59,199 --> 01:02:02,570
Considering how the
evening has been as a whole,
709
01:02:02,603 --> 01:02:05,706
this can hardly be
considered scary.
710
01:02:05,739 --> 01:02:08,409
This is just ...us.
711
01:02:09,543 --> 01:02:11,145
Daddy...
712
01:02:12,478 --> 01:02:17,717
It's taking everything I have
to tell you to help me.
713
01:02:19,152 --> 01:02:20,855
Let him in.
714
01:02:20,888 --> 01:02:23,891
It's the only way to save me.
715
01:02:23,924 --> 01:02:28,728
I was taken under the moon,
saving you.
716
01:02:28,761 --> 01:02:32,232
Please... save me too.
717
01:02:34,201 --> 01:02:36,304
Look at your mother, Caroline.
718
01:02:59,793 --> 01:03:02,196
Do you think
anyone will miss me?
719
01:03:02,929 --> 01:03:06,366
I missed you, Caroline.
720
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,269
I missed you too, Momma.
721
01:03:22,415 --> 01:03:24,417
That's it, Daddy.
722
01:03:24,451 --> 01:03:26,554
That's it, Richard, that's it.
723
01:03:26,587 --> 01:03:28,589
That's it.
724
01:03:29,489 --> 01:03:34,295
I know you're coming to save me.
I'm so happy!
725
01:03:34,328 --> 01:03:35,730
She's so happy.
726
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,836
Do you
know how to save my daughter?
727
01:03:43,302 --> 01:03:44,538
Do you?
728
01:03:45,806 --> 01:03:48,542
No, no, Richard.
729
01:03:48,574 --> 01:03:52,679
Your little slut daughter
is going to suffocate
730
01:03:52,712 --> 01:03:54,981
in the hot coals.
731
01:03:55,014 --> 01:03:59,886
With worms crawling through
her bleeding eye sockets.
732
01:04:00,853 --> 01:04:03,723
Screaming for you.
733
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:07,761
Regretting coming to save you.
734
01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:25,545
Melvin!
735
01:04:25,578 --> 01:04:28,415
Melvin!
736
01:04:31,752 --> 01:04:34,455
Get your ass over here!
737
01:04:38,391 --> 01:04:40,793
The tape! The tape, where is it!
738
01:04:40,826 --> 01:04:44,831
- We used it all on me!
- Oh, come on, oh, my God, goddammit!
739
01:04:44,864 --> 01:04:46,532
He's just a boy, use your shirt!
740
01:04:46,565 --> 01:04:47,868
I don't have a shirt
just laying around!
741
01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:49,603
Use the shirt you got on!
742
01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,272
I'm not taking my shirt off.
743
01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,873
I have fucking issues
with taking my shirt off!
744
01:04:52,906 --> 01:04:56,509
- For God's sake, be a man!
- Aw, man, fuck you!
745
01:04:56,543 --> 01:04:59,613
Okay. It's going to be
all right. Danny, I got you.
746
01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:01,414
- Danny, I got you.
- Move.
747
01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:04,851
You mind telling me
why you had to choke him out?
748
01:05:04,884 --> 01:05:08,388
Well, he tried to invite
your mail order vampire inside.
749
01:05:09,623 --> 01:05:12,860
Oh, Jee...
Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh...
750
01:05:12,893 --> 01:05:14,728
Oh, shit.
751
01:05:14,761 --> 01:05:16,831
Oh, my God. Richard! Look...
752
01:05:17,730 --> 01:05:20,500
Trying not to think
about that right now, Melvin!
753
01:05:20,534 --> 01:05:22,302
Richard, you got to listen,
now listen. Listen!
754
01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:24,003
Look, it's the eyes.
755
01:05:24,036 --> 01:05:26,572
It's the eyes, I think
that's how she gets them!
756
01:05:26,605 --> 01:05:28,842
She uses them through the eyes.
757
01:05:49,628 --> 01:05:51,065
They say that the eyes...
758
01:05:52,799 --> 01:05:54,668
are the window to the soul.
759
01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:57,905
Yeah...
760
01:05:57,938 --> 01:05:59,340
I guess that was true.
761
01:06:00,107 --> 01:06:01,007
What the...
762
01:06:31,938 --> 01:06:32,907
Oh, shit.
763
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:35,842
Oh, shit, man!
764
01:06:49,054 --> 01:06:53,025
Praying didn't work at all! All this
time, it was just a bunch of bullshit!
765
01:06:53,058 --> 01:06:55,661
You're staring at a vampire called
the demon of the masquerade,
766
01:06:55,694 --> 01:06:58,398
you're doubting there's a God?
You got a cross in this house Melvin,
767
01:06:58,431 --> 01:06:59,632
because I'm not
doubting for one more minute.
768
01:06:59,665 --> 01:07:01,134
You're talking to an atheist.
769
01:07:01,168 --> 01:07:02,370
Good point though.
770
01:07:09,009 --> 01:07:10,711
Shut up!
771
01:07:30,197 --> 01:07:31,432
Melvin!
772
01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:33,566
Melvin, you coward!
773
01:07:35,634 --> 01:07:37,470
Dammit, Melvin!
774
01:07:39,505 --> 01:07:40,774
Mouse!
775
01:07:43,509 --> 01:07:45,078
Mouse...
776
01:08:36,862 --> 01:08:37,998
Dad...
777
01:09:07,861 --> 01:09:08,963
Hey!
778
01:09:12,298 --> 01:09:14,700
Fucking bitch!
779
01:09:17,270 --> 01:09:20,040
Enjoy your trip to Hell...
780
01:09:47,834 --> 01:09:49,603
Richard!
781
01:09:49,636 --> 01:09:52,639
Richard! No,
this can't be happening!
782
01:09:54,039 --> 01:09:56,743
Oh! Oh, no! Oh, God!
783
01:09:58,178 --> 01:10:00,948
Louisie!
784
01:10:00,981 --> 01:10:04,017
Louisie! Please.
785
01:10:04,049 --> 01:10:06,652
Sorry, Melvin,
786
01:10:06,686 --> 01:10:12,593
looks like the end of your
pathetic story is your new friend
787
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:15,294
smashing your brains out.
788
01:10:15,328 --> 01:10:16,563
Shit!
789
01:10:24,103 --> 01:10:27,106
Hell awaits, you piece of shit!
790
01:10:27,139 --> 01:10:29,241
This is fucked up!
791
01:10:29,275 --> 01:10:32,312
Your wife
and stepdaughter never loved you.
792
01:10:32,344 --> 01:10:36,115
No one loved you
your entire life.
793
01:10:36,148 --> 01:10:37,817
This can't be happening!
794
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:13,921
Yeah!
795
01:11:22,094 --> 01:11:23,097
Whoa!
796
01:11:24,364 --> 01:11:25,831
You see that?
797
01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:27,968
She bought it, Melvin!
798
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,802
She bought it!
799
01:11:29,835 --> 01:11:32,739
That was fucking awesome!
800
01:11:32,771 --> 01:11:35,708
Oh, my God, Richard!
You are a genius!
801
01:11:36,910 --> 01:11:38,979
For all that talk
about the worms,
802
01:11:39,012 --> 01:11:41,348
she sure took one off the hook!
803
01:11:45,118 --> 01:11:46,285
Yeah, baby!
804
01:12:44,544 --> 01:12:46,379
Still nothing?
805
01:12:46,411 --> 01:12:50,182
No, I'm afraid.
Danny's out, he's sleeping.
806
01:12:50,215 --> 01:12:53,053
His vitals are fine,
he's just... sleeping.
807
01:12:54,987 --> 01:12:55,888
Hmm.
808
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:01,061
What?
809
01:13:02,428 --> 01:13:03,330
Eh, nothing.
810
01:13:04,496 --> 01:13:05,798
Nothing, just...
811
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:10,870
just a story that accompanied
Masquerade's coffin about
812
01:13:10,904 --> 01:13:12,172
sleeping under the...
813
01:13:14,874 --> 01:13:16,176
It's nothing, nothing.
814
01:13:28,087 --> 01:13:29,188
Nothing at all, Richard.
815
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:51,078
I guess this is it then.
816
01:13:59,552 --> 01:14:01,021
Where's the bitch?
817
01:14:04,089 --> 01:14:05,525
You mean Masquerade.
818
01:14:10,062 --> 01:14:11,431
Let's just say safe.
819
01:14:13,066 --> 01:14:15,068
That is, others are safe.
820
01:14:16,502 --> 01:14:19,406
Now, I have
her locked away in storage,
821
01:14:19,438 --> 01:14:23,043
and she's primed to be
the prized piece
822
01:14:23,075 --> 01:14:25,377
of my Museum of the Macabre.
823
01:14:34,486 --> 01:14:36,389
I'm just kidding,
Richard, I'm just kidding.
824
01:14:39,157 --> 01:14:41,895
She's burning. Burning
right there in the back yard.
825
01:14:43,329 --> 01:14:46,166
The sun's doing
what it does to vampires.
826
01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:50,169
Uh, you good?
827
01:14:51,536 --> 01:14:53,072
You got enough for your trip?
828
01:15:02,048 --> 01:15:02,950
Melvin?
829
01:15:07,687 --> 01:15:09,589
You ever come
into contact with some
830
01:15:09,621 --> 01:15:12,058
duffle bags full of money? Hmm?
831
01:15:14,427 --> 01:15:16,396
You ever
move something like that,
832
01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:18,931
you ever keep
something like that here?
833
01:15:21,467 --> 01:15:23,503
Anybody ever ask you to do that?
834
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,410
- No.
- Are you sure?
835
01:15:33,079 --> 01:15:35,382
Yeah. I am.
836
01:15:38,151 --> 01:15:40,587
They say the eyes are
the windows to the soul.
837
01:15:47,026 --> 01:15:48,328
Well, that sucks for you.
838
01:15:49,262 --> 01:15:51,632
Because you only got
half a soul left.
839
01:15:57,971 --> 01:16:00,307
I only had
half a soul to begin with.
840
01:16:59,798 --> 01:17:01,033
Speaker.
841
01:17:03,770 --> 01:17:06,438
Play best stepdaughter
song ever.
842
01:17:06,472 --> 01:17:10,310
Playing
best stepdaughter song ever.
843
01:17:35,831 --> 01:17:40,831
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