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[drumroll]
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[cheerful electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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[laughs]
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[whimpering]
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Uh!
Wah!
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♪ ♪
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[exclaims]
[frog ribbits]
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[frog croaks]
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[laughing]
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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♪ ♪
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[car horn honks]
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[toy meows]
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Ta-da!
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- Ah!
- Ugh.
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[chuckles]
[whistles]
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Whoa! Ah!
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- [chuckles]
- Aww.
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Thanks for watching
the kiddos today, tía.
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Normally I wouldn't ask,
but I have this lunch thing.
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This "small-business owner
of the year" lunch thing,
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where you'll be awarded
a plaque by the mayor herself
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and you get to give a speech.
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- [groans]
- [laughs]
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Yeah, public speaking
isn't really my jam.
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Getting kind of sweaty
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just thinking about it.
[sniffs]
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You know, when she was
only four years old,
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she stood up
in the middle of church,
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and, loud as can be,
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she announces she wasn't
wearing any--
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And that's why
I don't speak in public.
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Bye, pups.
Have fun.
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♪ ♪
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[laughs]
Ay, mi Elizabeth,
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she forgets to eat
when she's nervous.
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Time to prepare
the after-lunch lunch.
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Nice place you got here,
Phil and Lil.
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Want to show us around?
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Sure. We'll give you
the extra-special tour.
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For friends and family.
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Lil, if you please...
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Over here,
we find the reading couch.
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We sit here with our mommy
until she falls asleep.
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all: Ooh.
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And then we put her stuff
in here
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so she can play treasure hunt.
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all: Ah.
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[gasps]
Is that original artwork?
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Yep, it changes every day
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and it magically
dis-repears every night.
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all: Ooh. Ah.
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Keep moving.
Lots more to see.
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Presenting...
- Lil and Phil's room.
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- You got two of everything.
- Is that your crib, Phil?
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Nope. That one.
Can't you tell?
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- So that one's Lil's.
- Nope. We share.
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The other's
for our stuffed "aminals."
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- Who's this one, then?
- Oh, that's Lamby.
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He's special. We "gotted" him
when we was born.
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So we share he.
It works out perfect.
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♪ ♪
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[both laugh]
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[groans]
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Oops. That's okay.
We have more.
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- [gasps]
- [laughs]
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You do share everything.
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I has to draw the line
at tostones.
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[groans]
Have mine.
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It hurts to bite.
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Ay, ¿qué te pasa, mi'ja?
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Tostones are your favorite.
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Let tía see what's wrong.
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[gasps]
A new tooth.
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Big grown-up girl.
- Huh?
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Let's get you a cold teether
to chew on, okay, corazón?
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No new teeth here.
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Still my little Phillipitito.
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♪ ♪
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Do you see anything?
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Ooh, there's a huge tooth.
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Oh, wait.
That's a Reptar puff.
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Yeah, you got nothing.
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Uh, sorry, Phil.
We all looked.
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[groans] Why would Lil get
a tooth and not me?
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We do everything
at the same time.
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Just ask Wall Giraffe.
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Maybe Lil was born first.
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[gasps]
That's it.
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I'm "olderer."
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Oh, that explains everything,
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like how I know more stuffs.
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What are you talking
about, Lillian?
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Oh, little Phillip,
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when you're my age,
you'll understand.
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We're the same.
We've always been together.
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Then how come I a-member
a long time ago
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when you
weren't "borneded" yet?
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The just Lil days.
- [groans]
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Oh, the world
was my rooster then.
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Uh, Lil, there's something
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you might want to see
in this book.
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Pictures? Of me?
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But I already seen
myself before.
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Maybe you should look again.
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What if I show you the story
of what your life would've been
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if there never was a Phil?
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Ah, any story without me
sounds boring,
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unless it's got a pirate cave.
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[gasps]
Ooh, that minds me.
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There's a whole nother room
I didn't show you yet.
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Come on.
[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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This is what
you wanted to show me?
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Hot chocolate
and mush-mellow-lows.
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Remember how you and Phil
always share the mush-mellows?
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Yep. One for me.
One for--
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Wait. Where's Phillip?
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There is no Phil, just Lil.
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What do you think of that?
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One more for me.
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I could get used to this
"no Phil" life.
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[gasps]
My favorite.
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Apple-y ladybugs.
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Wait. What's these icky
brown things doing here?
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Raisins. Those are the dots
on the ladybug.
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Well, I don't like raisins.
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That why Phil
always eats them for me,
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even though he doesn't
like them either.
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[gasps]
Oh.
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That's right.
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It was pretty nice
having Phil around, huh?
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Eh, how bad can they be?
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Let's turn the page.
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- Welcome to our secret cave.
- Oh.
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It looks like
you come here a lot.
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Yep.
Best room in the house.
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If you look this way,
you'll see the kitchen.
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[singing in Spanish]
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- Was something here before?
- Yeah.
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Something exactly my size
but with a bow.
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- Well, we can always, um...
- Put down some cozy pillows?
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Oh, or more toys.
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Ooh, I get the seesaw
all to myself.
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This "no Phil" life
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keeps getting "betterer"
and "betterer."
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[groans]
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[pants]
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Hi, Tommy.
Hi, Chuckie.
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We didn't know
you were at the park.
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Sorry, Lil.
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Why are Chuckie and Tommy
acting like that?
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You'll see soon enough.
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- [gasps]
- Please, it's all yours.
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We know the rules.
- What are you talking about?
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Hey!
No babies on the slide!
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[both shout]
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[laughs]
Not you, silly Lilly.
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Go ahead.
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[laughs]
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Things are
kind of different, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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I get to go on the slide first,
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and Angelica's nice to me?
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[gasps] Whoa. This is even
"betterer" than I dreamed.
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Ooh, and without Phillip,
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I get all the sand toys
and the bucket.
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Tommy, Chuckie, wait for me!
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Sandbox with babies--
you're so funny.
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What are we
playing next, Lilly?
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Um, Susie,
she's still talking to me.
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Why?
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Well, without Phil,
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you and Angelica
are "bestest" friends.
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What? Not "postible,"
even in pretend life.
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- Huh, huh?
- [gasps] Quackie.
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"Bestest" friends
dress alike.
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Say "ice cream
with sprinkles on top."
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Ice cream
with sprinkles on top.
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What Angelica said.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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All right, move it out.
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Careful. Careful.
Little more that way.
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- Oh!
- Watch the hoofs.
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Yeah, Stripey will fill
that empty space.
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Now, what else?
Aha.
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Nope, not this one.
Definitely not.
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Why do grown-ups always
take pictures of kids
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with pa'sghetti on our heads.
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I want to see Phil.
Show me Phil.
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All right. Get ready.
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Oh, there's Phil.
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Oh, now everything's
the same as before.
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I know.
He looks like Phil.
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But nothing is the same.
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Oh, Susie,
I think I know my own brother.
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Phil, am I glad to see you.
- Huh?
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Do I know you?
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[chuckles]
That's not funny, Phillip.
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My name isn't Phillip.
It's Willip.
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Who are you?
- I'm your twin, remember?
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We love all the same things--
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mud, frogs, diapie waffles.
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Here, try this.
- Ew, gross.
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I'm not into diapie waffles
or sharing.
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What about Lamby, huh?
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Or "favoritest"
stuffed "aminal"
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we "gotted" when we was born.
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I never heard of anyone
named Lamby.
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This is Oscar,
and he's all mine.
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I'm pretty sure my mommy
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would've told me
if I had a twin.
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Your mommy is my mommy.
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Where is she?
She'll know me.
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Go ahead.
She's over there.
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Let's go, Phil.
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Uh, it's Will.
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Well, hello, there, sweetie.
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Wow.
You two could almost be twins.
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[chuckles]
We got to go, buddy.
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It's ice cream time,
and you're driving.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Huh?
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See you, uh, probably never.
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You're leaving?
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Well, can't you stay
and play with me?
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Ah, we got nothing in common.
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Ready, Will?
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Phil and Mommy
are getting ice cream
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and having fun without me.
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♪ ♪
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[gasps]
Where am I?
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Where's Phil?
Is he there, too?
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That's up to you.
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I want Phil
in all the pictures.
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[cries]
Please, Susie, take me back.
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Take me back.
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[crying]
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Phil, it's me, Lil.
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I'm not "bestest" friends
with Angelica,
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and I don't want
two mush-mellow-lows,
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and I don't like Oscar.
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I like Lamby
'cause he's ours.
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Here.
- Uh, okay.
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Thanks.
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Who's this Oscar?
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They're doing fine.
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Hey, pups.
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Ooh, and Lillian has
a new tooth.
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Is that...?
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Elizabeth,
Phillip has new hair.
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He's growing up so fast.
- [laughs]
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New hairs, huh?
You know what that means.
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Say "hello"
to your older brother.
259
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,681
Well, back to the book.
260
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,857
Sit it down, Phil.
261
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,869
[eerie electronic music]
262
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,436
♪ ♪
263
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,438
All right, sprouts.
264
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,398
Tonight's dining experience
is out of this world.
265
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:47,184
Inspired by night 15 of the
cross-country motorcycle trip
266
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,838
I took my first year
out of college,
267
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:52,494
welcome
to Moonlight Burrito Night.
268
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,017
Randy, fair warning--
269
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,977
this burrito
just might change your life.
270
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,544
Hey, same goes
for my Galactiscope 9000.
271
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,198
It's so powerful,
272
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,548
you might even see
the other side of the moon.
273
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:06,508
Then this'll be a night
for the ages.
274
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,685
Grandpa, what's so special
about that side of the moon?
275
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,731
Isn't it just like this one?
276
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:15,386
We don't know, daffodil.
That's the mystery.
277
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,388
No one's ever seen it.
278
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:21,001
Well, according
to "Telescope Man," issue 625,
279
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:24,482
that side hides all the answers
of the universe.
280
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:27,181
All the answers
of the universe.
281
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,052
Ooh.
282
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,620
Thanks, Mr. Susie's Daddy.
283
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,187
That's the same issue
where he does battle
284
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,928
with zombie Galileo,
so you got to take it
285
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,843
with a grain of salt.
[chuckles]
286
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,845
Looks like Spike's doing battle
with your lawn right now.
287
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,716
Ah, he's fine.
288
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,893
We all get a free pass to act a
little funky under a full moon.
289
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:47,331
Now, watch and learn the magic
290
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:50,508
of the Moonlight Burrito.
291
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:53,903
Hey, Angelica,
why are you doing that?
292
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,210
Duh, hamster head!
293
00:12:56,297 --> 00:13:00,301
I'm gonna hit the moon and
spin it to see the other side!
294
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,129
[toy squeaks]
- [Spike pants]
295
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,305
You're gonna need
a bigger squeaky toy.
296
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,002
Well, I'm not giving up,
297
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,439
'cause knowing
the answers of the universe
298
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:12,095
is gonna make me the most
powerful person in the world.
299
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,531
all: Huh?
- [groans]
300
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,751
It's like you were born
last weekend.
301
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,188
If you know it all,
you rule it all.
302
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,277
But couldn't you just
fly to the moon
303
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,801
and see it for yourself?
304
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,368
Or you babies
could fly me there.
305
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,850
I'll even let you have,
say, one moon answer apiece.
306
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,417
[gasps]
Seeing the moon up close
307
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,201
is good enough for me.
308
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:35,249
I'm gonna ask how much the
ocean is made out of fish spit.
309
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:38,992
I'm gonna ask
why bananas aren't sparkly.
310
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,995
What a missed oppor-toot-ity.
311
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,605
Well, what are you
waiting for?
312
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:47,174
Go pull the spaceship around
while I get my bags checkered.
313
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,960
Uh, are we sure
we want to help Angelica
314
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,267
find all the answers
of the universe?
315
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,964
Whoa!
[grunts]
316
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,967
She's already
pretty "powderful."
317
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,534
Normally, no,
318
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,145
but I've always wanted
to learn how to speak duck,
319
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,018
and I'm pretty sure
this is my only chance.
320
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,455
I call dibs on the best seat.
[grunts]
321
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,370
[grunts]
322
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:13,113
♪ ♪
323
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,856
[engines roar]
324
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,336
[device beeping]
325
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,773
How do you find
the Cynthia show on this thing?
326
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,123
- [gasps]
- Whoa.
327
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,386
That star dog looks
just like Spikey.
328
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:26,909
- [gasps]
- Phillip!
329
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,477
Your elbow is
on my side of the chair!
330
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,784
Nuh-uh, just looks like
'cause I gots bigger elbows.
331
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,786
- Bigger elbows over there.
- Hey!
332
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,179
You--
[alarm blares]
333
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,138
Phil, Lil,
watch where you're flying.
334
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,967
We're gonna get
smooshed into bits!
335
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,317
It's Phillip's elbow's fault.
336
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,233
Sure, blame it
on the big elbows, every time.
337
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,540
all: Whoa!
338
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,761
[indistinct shouting]
- Look out!
339
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,502
Incoming!
[Spike barks]
340
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,547
[Spike panting]
341
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,028
[all sigh]
- This isn't playtime.
342
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,769
We've got a mission
to complete.
343
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,249
Step on it, Phil and Lil.
344
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,600
Guys, let's really think
about this.
345
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,995
Is it so bad that the moon
is hiding all the answers?
346
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,867
Of course it's bad.
I'm Angelica Pickles.
347
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,825
Nobody hides answers from me.
348
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,002
I'm a-posed
to know everything.
349
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,134
But you don't know everything
about me.
350
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:21,137
I got lots of stuff
I never told any of you guys.
351
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,749
You've been keeping secrets
from us, Finster?
352
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,751
Spill them.
- What? No.
353
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,840
They're not secrets.
354
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,191
They're just stuffs
I never said
355
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:35,543
'cause--I don't know--
I never thought about it.
356
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,285
Well, I'll just make
the moon tell me everything
357
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,548
you ever thought
in your whole little life.
358
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,506
You're not being nice, Angelica.
359
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,334
Yeah.
360
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:47,076
Chuckie doesn't have to tell us
whatever he doesn't want to.
361
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,426
Fine. Fine.
I'll be in the lounge.
362
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,298
They better have mango juice
on this spaceship.
363
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,560
And, Phil and Lil,
364
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,605
for the sake
of all things moldy,
365
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,043
keep us on course.
366
00:15:57,130 --> 00:16:00,829
Oh, man, that smells good.
367
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,962
Thanks, Lou.
- Ah, ah, ah.
368
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,268
The sacred art of perfecting
the Moonlight Burrito
369
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,531
calls for a sprinkle
of paprika
370
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:11,622
and then some pretty patterns--
happy little swirls.
371
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,233
Huh, a burrito comb.
372
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,497
That is a burrito-only comb, correct?
373
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,981
[wiper squeaking]
374
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,896
My rocket thrusters
are at full boost.
375
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,724
- [gasps]
- Hey, Finster!
376
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:30,598
I've been thinking, and
I'll give you one more chance.
377
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:34,602
Is there anything you want to
tell me before the moon does,
378
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,953
like secrets
you've been keeping about me?
379
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,868
Quit asking, Angelica.
380
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,523
Can't we just get our answers
from the moon and go home?
381
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,481
[scoffs]
Oh, Susie,
382
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,962
you didn't really think
I'd let any of you babies
383
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,485
get the answers, did you?
384
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:49,921
I'm sorry.
What, now?
385
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,619
Should've saw this coming.
386
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:54,535
If I'm gonna be the most
powerful person in the world,
387
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,928
I got to keep all the answers
to myself,
388
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:01,107
but I'll give you answers
for a cookie.
389
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,413
All of the babies
of the playground
390
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,850
will have to come to me
with their questions.
391
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:09,724
You know, we don't have
to fly this ship to the moon.
392
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,769
You "readed" my mind.
393
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,728
[device beeping]
394
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,863
And they'll all have
to pay me with a cookie.
395
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,691
One cookie for every answer.
[alarm blares]
396
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,476
[both gasp]
397
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,870
♪ ♪
398
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:29,787
[all screaming]
399
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:39,493
Mm. Hey, Lou, that burrito
looks delicious and done.
400
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,711
[acoustic guitar strums]
401
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,453
It's so close,
I can almost taste it.
402
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:47,196
♪ Black bean sizzlin'
in the pale moonlight ♪
403
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:50,330
♪ Makin' harmony
with the rice and cheese ♪
404
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,245
Don't tease me, Lou.
405
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:56,466
♪ It's gonna be
a special night ♪
406
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,643
♪ It's gonna be
a special night ♪
407
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,124
♪ I said, black bean sizzlin'
in the... ♪
408
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,778
[Spike groans contentedly]
409
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,868
♪ ♪
410
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,174
- [grunts]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
411
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,350
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Ooh!
412
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,612
That's it!
413
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,962
I should've expected less
of you babies.
414
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,572
Angelica,
where are you going?
415
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,488
Ha! I'd tell you,
but you know the deal.
416
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,186
No cookie, no answer.
417
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,883
[laughs]
418
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:28,237
♪ ♪
419
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,065
[babies scream]
420
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,849
[beeps]
421
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,678
Whoa.
Everyone okay?
422
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,463
Better than awful, I guess.
423
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,552
We got to stop Angelica.
424
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,337
Come on, Bottlestar, power up.
425
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,730
Wait a second.
426
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,080
Angelica said
the more you know,
427
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,300
the more power you have.
428
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:51,130
So, if I tell you the stuffs
I never told you,
429
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:54,002
maybe it'll give us more power?
430
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,874
I knew he'd be
the first to crack.
431
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,615
Um, I like tuna fish
432
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,530
better than peanut butter
and jelly combined.
433
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,880
[all gasp]
- Whoa.
434
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,666
I never "knowed" that.
My turn.
435
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,538
I buried a little dump truck
436
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,497
so I could grow
a dump-truck tree.
437
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,326
I can run faster
than my puppy Foster
438
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:16,329
when I pretend
I'm made of lightning.
439
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,288
I "inventeded" the color
called "greeple."
440
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,422
When I grow up,
I'm gonna be a woodchuck.
441
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,075
And I'm really good
at opening stuff--
442
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,252
snappy stuff, twisty stuff.
443
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,992
Can you open
this tubey cheese?
444
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,822
I been trying forever.
445
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,128
- I got it!
- Nice!
446
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,870
Tubey cheese for everyone!
447
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:39,613
No, I mean, I know how to
get us out of this space hole.
448
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:46,272
♪ ♪
449
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:52,365
Aw, that was perfectly good
tubey cheese.
450
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:55,629
Let it go, Phillip.
Let it go.
451
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,892
♪ ♪
452
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:00,808
Hey, dog star.
453
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,898
[sniffing]
454
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:04,942
[barks]
- Whoa.
455
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,988
- It worked.
- Spikey.
456
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,860
- Spike to the rescue.
- My tubey cheese.
457
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:13,212
[engine roars]
458
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,691
We're too far away.
459
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,693
Susie, pretend you're made
of lightning.
460
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,217
You got it.
461
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,044
- [laughs]
- Hey.
462
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,437
Fast, fast, fast.
463
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,918
Don't even think
about it, babies.
464
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,921
♪ ♪
465
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,619
- [gasps]
- Whoa!
466
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:33,667
[Tommy screams, all grunt]
467
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,321
You babies
should've thought twice
468
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:36,539
before you tried to stop me,
469
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,498
and a cookie's
not gonna cut it.
470
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,979
If you ever want an answer,
I want a whole birthday cake
471
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:45,069
with extra frosting
and two kinds of ice cream.
472
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:48,464
You can make us give you
all the treats in the world,
473
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:51,467
but we'll always know
the truth about you.
474
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:54,557
The truth will be what I say
it is, Susie Carmichael.
475
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:57,691
Now, telescope,
show me the other side.
476
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,258
Show me the answers
that'll give me
477
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,216
all the power of the universe.
478
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,959
[screams]
479
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:06,352
I've seen too much.
480
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,528
No wonder the moon
only shows its one side.
481
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,573
The universe can keep
its dumb answers.
482
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,489
I'll get my powers
some other way.
483
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,012
[chuckles]
484
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,753
Ah, a few more minutes
for reflection.
485
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,320
What?
486
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,801
Kidding.
Bon appétit.
487
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:22,455
[scarfs] Mmm.
488
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,371
Oh, I can taste
the song you sang
489
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,634
and the paprika
you combed over.
490
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,114
Ooh, I feel the moonlight.
Oh, the mystery.
491
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,334
Lou, how did you do that?
492
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:33,988
[moaning]
493
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,772
Happy
Moonlight Burrito Night,
494
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,601
my friend.
495
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:41,735
I wonder what answers
Angelica "learneded"
496
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:44,041
that made her
run away like that.
497
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:47,436
Maybe someday when we're
older, we'll know, or not.
498
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:50,004
I think there's lots of stuff
in the universe
499
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,485
that we'll just
never understand.
500
00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:56,837
- I'm looking at it right now.
- Huh?
501
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,535
Spike saved us
some tubey cheese.
502
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,407
You know you want some.
503
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:05,933
♪ ♪
504
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,482
Klasky Csupo.