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<i>[drumroll]</i>

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<i>[cheerful electronic music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[laughs]

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[whimpering]

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Uh!
Wah!

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[exclaims]
[frog ribbits]

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[frog croaks]

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[laughing]

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[car horn honks]

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[toy meows]

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Ta-da!

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- Ah!
- Ugh.

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[chuckles]
[whistles]

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Whoa! Ah!

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- [chuckles]
- Aww.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>Reptar is hard at work</i>

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<i>in his secret greenhouse
on the moon.</i>

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<i>He's nearly installed the last
Cretaceous Crystal</i>

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<i>in his frosty spaceship.</i>

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[loud explosion]

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Eliminate Reptar.
all: Arachno!

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<i>Reptar's confronted by
the evil spider-bot Arachno.</i>

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all: Get him, Reptar.

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<i>[growls]</i>

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<i>[babbles indistinctly]</i>

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Thank sevens.
Arachno is defleated.

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<i>Hmm.</i>

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- Tricky beast.
- I spoked too soon.

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- Get up.
- Poor Reptar.

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Oh, no.

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<i>Will Reptar recover in time</i>

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<i>to save his beloved
home planet?</i>

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<i>Or will Arachno succeed in
destroying the Earth at last?</i>

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<i>Find out on
the next episode of...</i>

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<i>"Reptar in Space."</i>

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<i>Don't forget, viewers,
tomorrow is Reptar Day</i>

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<i>when we celebrate
our scaly hero</i>

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<i>with a 24-hour
"Reptar" marathon.</i>

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<i>You're in for a treat.</i>

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Did you hear that?

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Tomorrow's Reptar Day!

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You can't make it?

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I'm running an Earth Day
festival here, Jonathan.

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You're not just
letting me down,

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you're letting down
the entire planet.

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No, I haven't forgotten
you were hit by a bus.

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I'll tell you what.
I'm in a generous mood.

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You can wait until
all the casts are off.

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Mommy,
what is Earth Day anyway?

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It's all about
saving the Earth, darling,

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going green, recycling,
and cleaning up the planet.

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Oh.

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Hello, all.
What do you think?

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Huh?

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It's Earth Day founder
Gaylord Nelson

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constructed entirely from
recycled aluminum cans.

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Simply stunning, Didi,

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the perfect backdrop
for my speech.

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That reminds me.
We were supposed to have

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a papier-mâché Earth
on display over there.

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Could you track it down for me, please?

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Cheers.

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Well, pumpkin, time for

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a little father-daughter
adventure.

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[laughter]

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Grandpa and the babies!

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Can I go play with them,
Daddy?

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Or you could do that.

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- Hi, Grandpa.
- Hello, sunshine.

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Oh, man, this takes me back
to my peace and love days.

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Oh, are they giving away
aloe vera plants?

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Hi, Angelica. Isn't it great?

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Everybody's celebrating
Reptar Day.

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Huh? Reptar Day?
This is Earth Day.

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[laughter]

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Seriously, you bottle brains
never heard of Earth Day?

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Today's all about being green.

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Like Reptar,
'cause it's Reptar Day.

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No. Not like Reptar.

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It's about saving the Earth.

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Like Reptar
fighting the evil Arachno.

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No, it's Earth's birthday.

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Like Rep--oh.
How old is Earth turning?

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103, if you must know.

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I think Angelica's
trying to fool us

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with this Earth Day stuff.

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Oh, yeah.
Nature's beauty cream.

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Well, come on, sprouts.
Let's check out the fair.

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Lucy, did that man
at the recycling center

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seem a little...
down in the dumps?

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He did, Randy.

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He told me it was
'cause he spent all day

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crushing soft drink cans
and that's soda-pressing.

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[all groaning]

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So inconclusion,
don't forget to reduce,

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reuse, and recycle.

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Who would expect
free cookies to beat out

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carefully rehearsed puns?

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D-d-did you say free cookies?
Be right back.

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Free cookies.
That proves it's Reptar Day.

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Those cookies have nothing
to do with Reptar Day,

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'cause it doesn't exist.

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[sighs]
Poor Angelica.

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Guess she didn't grow up
with Reptar Day.

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Because you just made it up.

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If it's not Reptar Day,
then why does that sign say,

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"Reptar, Reptar, Reptar?"

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Susie Carmichael,
you can't even read.

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That sign says, "Blah, blah,
blah, re-bicycling."

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What's that?

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You throw all your bottles
into that machine over there,

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and it turns them
into bicycles.

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Nah, those are
curvaceous crystals.

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They power Reptar's ship. See?

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That's all it does?
Huh. Some hero.

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It can fly too...
when the time is right.

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Aunt Betty, we're almost out.
My bestie texted.

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Word is, your cookies
are the yummiest treat

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at the whole festival.

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Not surprised.
You hold down the fort,

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I'll go restock from the car.

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Hello. Why walk when you can
zip through the crowd

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on a fabulous electric scooter?

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And on account
of it's Earth Day,

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they're eco-friendly and free.
- Sold.

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Of course,
tips are appreciated.

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Got to work on our timing.

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One little bean plant
produces so much oxygen

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and beans.
- [gasps]

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It's just like Reptar's secret
greenhouse on the moon.

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[groans]
Look around, Tommy.

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Do you see any
signs of Reptar at all?

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Anywhere.
If this is Reptar Day,

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then where is he?

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You're missing
the true meaning

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behind Reptar Day, Angelica.

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It's not about seeing Reptar,

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it's about everything
he stands for,

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like being green
and always doing good.

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And when evil robots
start making trouble,

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he doesn't back down.

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That's why on Reptar Day,
we celebrate how Reptar

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always beats the bad guys
and saves the Earths.

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Wow, you babies really

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believe all this junk,
don't you?

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And the bestest part is,
everyone gets treats.

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Oh, really?

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Then why aren't there cookies
in my tummy right now?

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Cookies are for believers, Angelica.

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Don't you want to believe in
Reptar's grape-ness with us?

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[gasps]
Look.

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There he is.
- Thank you, Jake, Daxton.

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Please be careful
with our hero.

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That looks nothing
like Reptar.

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Ah, sure it does
if you squint upside down.

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Of course I want a treat, Cynthia.

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Who wouldn't?

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But surely that doesn't mean
I have to believe in Reptar.

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- Nice work, Drew.
- Go get them, honey.

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I'm all set here.

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Uh-uh-uh... ahh!

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Hello, everyone.

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Welcome to our annual
Earth Day celebration.

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Before we bring on
our entertainment,

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I am proud to introduce
my brother-in-law

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and local inventor,
Stu Pickles,

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with his...

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NITWIT,
as in New Ingenious Total Waste

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Interception Technology,
because what says Earth Day

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more than cleaning up?

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With its patented
mega-suck technology

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and robotic
trash-seeking pinchers,

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NITWIT will leave the outdoors
cleaner than you found it.

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In fact, if we set enough
NITWITs free

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on the face of this planet, we
can clean up the whole world.

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<i>NITWIT eliminate rubbish.</i>

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[all screaming]

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- Shut it down. Shut it down!
- I can't.

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The brilliance of NITWIT
is that it's solar-powered.

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It only turns off
when the sun goes down.

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Ooh.

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Aunt Betty,
this crowd's getting hangry.

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What's your ETA?

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On my way back, Gabi.

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Can't this thing go any faster?

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Okay, just explain to me
one thing.

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Why would Reptar come here
to celebrate with you?

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Shouldn't he be out
somewhere saving the world?

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[together]
Arachno!

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Reptar, Reptar,
where are you?

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We need you.
- Now's the time, Chuckie.

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Power up the spaceship.

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[spaceship whirring]

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- Ooh!
- [laughs]

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Ahh!

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Ahh!

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<i>NITWIT eliminate rubbish.</i>

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You're right, Cynthia.

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It's been almost
a jillion minutes

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and no sign of Reptar anywhere.
[chuckles]

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I can't believe those dumb
babies almost had me believing.

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[all screaming]

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<i>NITWIT cleaning up
the planet.</i>

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[screams]

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<i>NITWIT eliminate rubbish.</i>

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[gasps]

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[grunting]

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Let Cynthia go,
you monster!

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Reptar, if you are real
and can hear me,

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please, please save Cynthia,
and I promise I'll believe

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in you every day
for the rest of my life.

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- [gasps]
- Earth's in danger.

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Chuckie, you gots to make
the spaceship fly.

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It's the only way.
- [gulps]

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Whoa! My cookies!

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- Reptar?
- [growls]

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[gasps]

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[laughter]

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I never thought I'd say this,

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but maybe you babies
were right.

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Maybe Reptar is real.

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<i>Here comes NITWIT.</i>

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[all screaming]

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Huh?

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<i>NITWIT's stuck.
Please move NITWIT.</i>

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[all gasp]

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See, Angelica?

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Reptar always shows up
to save the day.

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Now do you believe?

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Eh, I believe in candy.

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Hmm.

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Whoa.
[groans]

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So like I said,
Didi's the best,

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but her hosting game
gets a little over the top

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when she's meeting new people.

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First week of college,

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she crocheted matching coasters
for our whole dorm.

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Watch this.

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Mommy's gonna come play
the nakey foot game with me.

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Wait, you have seen
"Mission to the Middle," right?

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Yeah, when it came out.
What? Ten years ago?

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14, and we watch it
together every year.

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It's a fun/weird tradition.

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You'll see.
Just do what I do.

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Since when is talking
to the Trish

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more fun than nakey foot?
- I don't know.

252
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:10,898
Does my bow look crooked,
or is it my head?

253
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,532
Hold this a sec, B.

254
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,902
Uh-oh.
Someone's got bare toesies.

255
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,603
Whoa, takes me a full minute

256
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,406
to get wiggly boy's
sock back on.

257
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,573
Trish!

258
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,844
So great to finally meet you.
Come in.

259
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,946
Sit down.
That chair is comfy,

260
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,215
but the couch has more room.

261
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,383
Oh, where are my manners?

262
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,485
Throw pillow?
Hand-knitted.

263
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,055
Spinach balls?
Handmade.

264
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,790
Ah, come here, you.

265
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,158
Secret family recipe.

266
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,227
I've tried to get it
out of her, but no dice.

267
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,263
They look delicious.
Thank you.

268
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,465
Hello, Trish.
I'm Charles Finster.

269
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,567
Call me Chas.
Oh, interesting.

270
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,804
We've never had spherical
snacks at our screenings.

271
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,141
Hi, Trish. I'm Lucy.
This is Randy.

272
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,010
- And this is your popcorn.
- Hi. Yum.

273
00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,313
both: It's for the cave scene.

274
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,282
A few kernels now won't hurt.

275
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,984
[chuckles]
- You do you, though.

276
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,886
[coos]

277
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:09,322
Hi, Phil. Hi, Lil.
Who's that with your mommy?

278
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,724
Oh, that's the Trish.

279
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,495
She comes over a lot to help
Mommy make a big mess

280
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,298
in the kitchen,
and then she reads us a story.

281
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,167
She's nice.

282
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,202
Depends what you mean
by nice.

283
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,905
What Lil said
sounds pretty nice.

284
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:28,141
Not to change the subject,
but is anyone else worried

285
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:32,479
that the insides of Tommy's
house are on the outsides?

286
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,347
Ladies and gentlemen,

287
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,584
grab your popcorn
and take your seats.

288
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:42,890
Duffy, please activate
the Sonic Screen System 7000.

289
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,225
<i>It would be my pleasure,
Mr. P.</i>

290
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,294
Ha!

291
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,761
[laughter]
- And now,

292
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,164
Duffy, the moment
we've all been waiting for.

293
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,833
Project that beloved classic,

294
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,536
"Mission to the Middle."

295
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,571
<i>Commencing film,
though I must remind you,</i>

296
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,241
<i>to be truly considered
a classic...</i>

297
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,943
all: Quiet, Duffy.
- Ha!

298
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,744
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

299
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,780
[applause]

300
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,483
Tommy, if they're watching
their favoritest

301
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,719
stucked-ed in the earth movie
out here,

302
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,687
you must live
in the backyard now.

303
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,925
Growed ups. Just when
you're getting used to life,

304
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,859
they're moving stuffs around

305
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,861
or forgetting about
the nakey foot game.

306
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,365
Don't worry.
We got food, blankies,

307
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,634
and even fluffy pillows
out here.

308
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:31,038
Yeah, they broughted
all the important stuffs.

309
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,307
[gasps]
Wait. Where's Dil?

310
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,442
<i>[loud explosion]</i>

311
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,310
<i>Amanda, you can't just call</i>

312
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,878
<i>a last-minute, secret,</i>

313
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,949
<i>underground mission.
I had plans tonight, you know?</i>

314
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,851
<i>Sorry, Bradley, but
sometimes you've got to go</i>

315
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,654
<i>to the middle of the Earth
to protect what's important.</i>

316
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,123
<i>It's up to us
to save the president.</i>

317
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,191
<i>Oh, fine.</i>

318
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,725
<i>Took me months to score those</i>

319
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,728
<i>Y2K concert tickets,
and they're not refundable,</i>

320
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,729
<i>but fine.</i>

321
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,797
[all booing]

322
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,966
[laughter]

323
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,501
The growed-ups must've
forgotted Dil,

324
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,404
and now he's stucked-ed
in the middle of the house.

325
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,774
It's up to us to save
my little brother.

326
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,245
<i>We've reached 59 degrees
inverse latitude.</i>

327
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,414
<i>Command Center, do you copy?</i>

328
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,549
<i>- Copy that, Amanda.
- Stay alert, you two.</i>

329
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,351
<i>There's unstable ground ahead.</i>

330
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,053
<i>Thanks for keeping us safe.</i>

331
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,055
<i>Over and out.</i>

332
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,656
<i>Stick close, Bradley.</i>

333
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,459
<i>I have a feeling we're
one step away from...</i>

334
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,595
all: Quicksand!

335
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,497
[screams]
[chuckles]

336
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,832
Just watering my outfit.
[laughs]

337
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,202
<i>Don't struggle.
You'll sink deeper.</i>

338
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:39,606
We get a bit passionate
about this movie.

339
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,248
- Ready, team?
- I can't see.

340
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,783
Are my hands still here?
- Yup.

341
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,687
Mmm, they taste like the
pancakes the Trish made us.

342
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:58,058
She called them flapjacks.
I'm not even sure what we ate.

343
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,760
<i>Team, are you inside
of the Earth? Over.</i>

344
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,695
<i>All good, Demand Center.</i>

345
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,131
<i>We've made it inside.</i>

346
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:08,668
Stay alert, you three.
There's unstable ground ahead.

347
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,970
[gasps]
both: Quicksand.

348
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,773
Wah! Ah!

349
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,110
<i>Don't wiggle, Tommy.
You'll get more stucked. Over.</i>

350
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,546
[both grunting]

351
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,648
Thanks, team.

352
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,483
[grunts]

353
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,457
We're coming, Dil.
We didn't forget you.

354
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,526
Yeah, 'cause being forgetted
is no fun.

355
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,228
I should know.

356
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,864
Hey, wait for me.
I'm serious.

357
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,869
<i>I'm starving. You?</i>

358
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,471
- Snack time.
- Eat up, Bradley.

359
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,040
- Here. Take that.
<i>- This is it?</i>

360
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,409
<i>Please tell me that was
your stomach and not...</i>

361
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,145
Your butt.
[together] A rock slide!

362
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,047
That was my next guess.

363
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,882
- Whoa.
- [grunts]

364
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,550
- Ah.
- [gasps]

365
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,320
These rocks must mean
we're almost to the middle.

366
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,423
I bet Dil is in there.
[grunts]

367
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:07,026
Whoa. Cave people food.

368
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,362
Whoa.

369
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,997
[grunts]

370
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,865
Philip.

371
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,702
Wait for me.
I got snacks.

372
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:20,039
- Philip.
- [screams]

373
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,641
Ugh!

374
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,310
Come in, Demand Center.

375
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:26,513
We floated down the river
and now our boat is stucked-ed.

376
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,449
Boats?
My first day on the job,

377
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,718
and it has to be stuck boats.

378
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,354
Tommy, you got to use some
kind of stick thing

379
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,756
to make boats go. Over.

380
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,057
[grunts]

381
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,792
It's working, Demand Center.

382
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,994
And, Phil,
we're on our way back.

383
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,897
Phil's off the grid.
You don't think he made it

384
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,034
to the middle of the Earth
all by himself, do you?

385
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,903
But the middle
is unsmarted territory

386
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,407
where no 'splorer
has gone before.

387
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,942
- Phil, come in please.
- Come in, Phil.

388
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,610
Over.

389
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,213
Lil? Tommy?

390
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,282
Anybody?
[sighs]

391
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,384
I guess I'm on my own now.

392
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,819
Just like at home.

393
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,889
Might as well wander
into this cave.

394
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,560
[gasps]

395
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,965
Ready, set...

396
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:22,669
all: There's gravel in my hair.
[laughter]

397
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,404
Are you kitten me?

398
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,806
Mommy lets the Trish
throw snacks.

399
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:27,907
No fair.

400
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,542
[murmurs]

401
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,316
Whoa. What are you?

402
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,385
<i>Glarfblatt gleeble flog</i> ?

403
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,620
Oh, you're friendly.

404
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,356
Sorry. I didn't mean
to bust in on your cave.

405
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,057
<i>Ah, bloofloogen.</i>

406
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,260
Oh, sure.
I'll keep you company.

407
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,529
You do look a little lonely.

408
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,598
I know the feeling, pal.

409
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:55,502
In my house, it's all about
the Trish now.

410
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,104
No time for nakey foot games.

411
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,739
<i>Floogen.</i>

412
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:04,143
Yup, my life was going along
just fine until the Trish came.

413
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,614
Now everything's differenter.
Even my socks.

414
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,948
Everyone knows you got
to scrunch them

415
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,451
before you wiggle them on.
<i>- Floogen!</i>

416
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,686
Oh, sure.
I can talk all night.

417
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,822
You know what else
the Trish does?

418
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,826
She brings me and Lil books
I never seed afore.

419
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,729
And sing songs we never
heard of afore.

420
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,731
<i>Ooh! Floogen greeple!</i>

421
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:28,501
Okay, but just this one time.
[clears throat]

422
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,338
♪ There's my Philip
punkinhead? ♪

423
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:35,141
♪ Let's get this punkin'
tucked right in bed ♪

424
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:38,177
Firstest, where did she even
learn a song about me?

425
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,013
Nextest, why'd she have to
teach it to Mommy?

426
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,583
Now Mommy sings it
sometimes too.

427
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,585
<i>Ooh! Floogen greeple!</i>

428
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,119
You're right.

429
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,590
I do kind of like knowing that
song about my punkinhead.

430
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,659
Reminds me of punkin' pie.

431
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,827
I'm glad the Trish
taughted it to me.

432
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,264
Maybe it's not so bad having
the Trish around,

433
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,232
so we learn new stuffs.

434
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,134
Hey, I know stuffs too.

435
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,371
Maybe I could teach her
how to do this.

436
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,038
[blows raspberries]
- [laughs]

437
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,107
Philip?

438
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,643
Demand Center,
we founded Dil.

439
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,413
I re-feet, we founded Dil.

440
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,416
Great work, Phil.
- Uh, thanks.

441
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,252
Yup, here's
your little brother.

442
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:22,121
Mommy and Daddy
are going to be so excited

443
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:25,258
to see you at
our outside house, Dil.

444
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:28,395
<i>Mission accomplished.</i>

445
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,163
Oh, you're not out
of the woods yet, Bradley.

446
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,901
Haven't you ever heard of...
all: Tunnel rats!

447
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,370
Team, you're gonna want to
get out of there very soon.

448
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,372
Like now!

449
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,608
[loud rumbling]

450
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,443
Whoa. Into the cart.

451
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:47,580
[roaring]

452
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,582
all: Whoa!

453
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,618
Whoo-hoo!

454
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,119
[barking]

455
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,721
all: [screams]

456
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:58,190
[laughs]

457
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,460
Thanks for keeping us safe,
Demand Center.

458
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,194
Now, let's get out of here.

459
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,932
[barking]

460
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,167
[coos]

461
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:11,103
- D-Dil?
- [coos]

462
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:16,909
- [gurgles]
- [gasps]

463
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,880
My goodness, Trish.

464
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,716
The twins sure have
taken to you.

465
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,686
It's been a bit of a journey.
[chuckles]

466
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,322
That's my punkinhead.

467
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,659
You know, we could start
a tradition where we eat

468
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,494
a spinach ball every time

469
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,096
someone in the movie
high fives.

470
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:40,266
Can you bring these again
next year, Trish?

471
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,602
Next year.

472
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:46,373
<i>[both panting]</i>

473
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:50,042
Philip, what happened
back in that cave?

474
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,911
I can't quite
'splain it, Lil.

475
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,681
I met someone
who changed my life.

476
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:57,249
It happens.
I got you this.

477
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,250
[chuckles]