1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,196 [drumroll] [cymbal crash] 2 00:00:03,271 --> 00:00:06,641 [lively music] 3 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,137 [vacuum whirs] 4 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:09,139 - [laughs] 5 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,840 - [groaning] 6 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,381 - [laughing] 7 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:13,506 - Whoa! 8 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:15,521 * * 9 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:16,523 - Whoa! 10 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:18,224 [frog ribbiting] 11 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:20,216 [both laughing] 12 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,458 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 13 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:26,533 * * 14 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:27,964 [car horn honks] 15 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,398 - Mrowl! 16 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:30,433 - Ta-da! 17 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:31,528 [grunts] 18 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,099 - [giggles] 19 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,067 - Whoa! Whoa! 20 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:42,276 * * 21 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,019 - [vocalizing] 22 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,418 - This is Lil's first try 23 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:59,030 at crossing the living room on blocks. 24 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:02,033 - Will she make it? We're about to find out. 25 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:08,138 - Whoa! Ta-da. 26 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:11,642 - Her score? A perfectest 10. 27 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:17,707 - Hey, hey. Ho, ho. All this fighting's gotta go. 28 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:18,848 [laughs] 29 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,352 How do you like that, sprouts? 30 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,224 50 years of protests and rallies, 31 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,753 and I'm still bringing my A-game 32 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:28,917 to my favorite annual event-- the March for Peace. 33 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,059 I feel 20 again. 34 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,485 Ah, I gotta get my guitar, 35 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:36,900 my sage stick, and my rainbow sleeping bag. 36 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:40,874 Ow! Ow. Ow. Ow, my back. 37 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,774 - Whoa, there must be some big rocks in that bag. 38 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:47,307 - Maybe falling on the couch is part of the march for peas. 39 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:48,505 - It's opening day of the sequel 40 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,336 to our favorite movie of all time, 41 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:53,351 "Final Eclipse". Let's go. What's to discuss? 42 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,384 - Gosh, Stu. So many things. 43 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,319 Like, is there really more story to tell, 44 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,415 if it was the "final" eclipse? 45 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:02,117 Also, we're supposed to watch the kids 46 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,690 while your father goes to the-- 47 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:07,927 - March for Peace. Oh! - Pop, are you okay? 48 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:11,295 - Son, have you ever had an elephant sit on your back? 49 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:12,795 - Once, in a videogame. Why? 50 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:13,866 - No, you're missing the point. 51 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,574 I pulled my back out. 52 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:18,336 - Wow. Anything I can do? - Nah, I'll live. 53 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:20,306 I just won't be making it to the march. 54 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,984 I've never missed one, in 50 years. 55 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:24,513 - Lou, that's tough. 56 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,718 Do you want to talk about it? - Rather not. Go on. 57 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:30,351 You boys go enjoy your movie. I'll look after the kids. 58 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:33,888 - Come on. Before he changes his mind. 59 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:36,464 - Grandpa! Grandpa! 'Mergency. 60 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,232 Can you open this peanut butter? 61 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,204 - Easy, buttercup. 62 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,233 Grandpa's back has a big old ouchie. 63 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,928 - Sorry to hear, Grandpa. Thanks. Gotta go. 64 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,870 - Knock-knock. We're here. 65 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:53,437 Stu? Lou? Are you okay? 66 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,337 - Ah, I'm fine. Just hurt my back a little. 67 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,010 - Lou, as a doctor, 68 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:01,318 I can tell you the best thing for that back is ice and rest. 69 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,282 - Thank you, Lucy, but I'm gonna try 70 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,151 some ancient folk remedies. 71 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:07,689 You know, detox my energy and purify the air. 72 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,355 - Okay, if that's what the ancient folks wanted. 73 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:12,434 But do try to get some rest. 74 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,333 I thought Stu was here? 75 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,655 Are you sure you're up to watching all these kids? 76 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,070 - Uh... [laughs] 77 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:21,871 - I used a porta potty on day three of Woodstock. 78 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:25,105 I can handle anything. Go on. 79 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,942 - Go easy on Grandpa Lou today, kids. 80 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:31,138 Thank you, Lou. Get some rest. 81 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,451 - Hi, Susie. 82 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:35,753 Have you ever heard of a march for peas? 83 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,216 - Oh, yeah, sure. 84 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,285 I do it all the time now. 85 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,863 It's how you walk when you have to pee, 86 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,792 and you aren't near the potty. 87 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,557 - First, they make you give up your diapie. 88 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,627 Then you gotta dance? No, thank you. 89 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:53,127 - Grandpa's not talking 'bout that kind of pee. 90 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,640 He's talking 'bout the kind you eat. 91 00:03:55,703 --> 00:04:00,843 A march for peas is what the growed-ups call a peas parade. 92 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,508 Like, with floats, and people waving from cars, 93 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,047 and ponies pooping in the street. 94 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,853 both: [gasp] Pooping ponies? 95 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:12,286 - Hey, what if we have a peas parade for Grandpa? 96 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:15,063 - Okay! - Yeah! 97 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,922 - Slow down, President Baldy. 98 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,230 We all know what Grandpa's favoritest thing 99 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:21,033 in the world is. 100 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,304 His 'dorable granddaughter. 101 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,234 If you really wanna cheer him up, 102 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,739 the parade should be all about me. 103 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,201 - Nah. Peas are more fun. 104 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,469 - Sorry, Angelica, but I know Grandpa, 105 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,539 and we're sticking with peas. 106 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,138 - Cynthia, if those dumb babies think they can put 107 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,210 on a better parade than we can, 108 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,779 they got a diaper full of dreams. 109 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,764 - [sighs] 110 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,662 Okay, Lou. Ow. 111 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:53,094 Breathe in Mother Nature's healing scent, 112 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:57,060 and breathe out whatever toxic energy no longer serves. 113 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,730 Ow. 114 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:05,910 Ah, me and the gang spreading peace and love to the masses. 115 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,143 Ah! Jumping Jesse Jetpack! 116 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:13,078 [fire alarm blaring] 117 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,846 Ugh. Ow. 118 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:19,715 * * 119 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:22,717 - See anything green and vegeble-y in there, Susie? 120 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:26,130 - Nope. Not a vegetable. Not green. 121 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:29,163 Green, but yucky-looking. 122 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:30,899 Too bad your Grandpa wasn't gonna go 123 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,834 on a march for tater tots. 124 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,000 Ew. 125 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,967 - Aw, corn babies. 126 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,837 - And I gots hot dog babies. 127 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,437 - Guys, we got to keep 128 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,849 looking for peas for Grandpa's peas parade. 129 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:47,252 - Found 'em. 130 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:49,624 - Hello, parade people. 131 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:53,423 Welcome to the manual Angelica Day Angelica Parade. 132 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,517 I'm your queen, Angelica. 133 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:58,029 You may throw flowers and candy. 134 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,861 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 135 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,368 Hey, pay attention, Spike! 136 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,774 [Spike whines] 137 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:08,965 The mutt's right. 138 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,666 If I'm gonna have a parade for Grandpa, 139 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:13,568 I need a real float and a real driver. 140 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,911 No offense, Cynthia, but you drive like a doll. 141 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:23,618 - You think we got enough peas? 142 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,555 - They're still freezeded-ed. 143 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,863 - I know a melty place. 144 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,096 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Cold! 145 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,362 [grunts] 146 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:42,541 - Now the peas are all dirty. What are we gonna do, Tommy? 147 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,813 [jaunty music] 148 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,983 * * 149 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:51,041 - There--these are the cleanest peas I know. 150 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,011 - Jump in. 151 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:57,791 We'll make our feet go like the Washington machine. 152 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:01,351 Faster, Chuckie. Time for the spin cycle. 153 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,521 - I am not a Washington machine. 154 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,461 I'm a human baby. 155 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,186 [grunting] 156 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,560 Whoa! 157 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,743 - Tastes like green. 158 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:15,972 Try it, Lil. 159 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,205 - Ah, ah, ah! 160 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,312 Aw, I always knowed peas was sneaky. 161 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,645 [suspenseful music] 162 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:27,382 - Just the baby I was looking for. 163 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:33,947 I was thinking we could play "Let Lil drive my Cynthia car." 164 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:37,261 - But you said if we ever droved-ed your Cynthia car, 165 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:41,164 you'd throw all our toys in the ocean for sharks to eat. 166 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,428 - I say a lot of things. 167 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,526 If you wanna drive the car, follow me. 168 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:48,138 * * 169 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:51,371 - Harmonious Dove, you can stop worrying about me. 170 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,968 I'm bringing out the crystal caval--oh! 171 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:58,911 Ow. Oh. My foot. Ow. And my back. Ow, my foot. 172 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:05,289 Ow, my back. Oh, my foot. Oh, my back. 173 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,992 Ooh. Oh! Oh. 174 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,555 Ah. Ooh. 175 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:14,764 My crystals have betrayed me. 176 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,268 - I always knew you'd come in handy one day, Lil. 177 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,601 How's my float coming along? 178 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,997 Did you capture the essence of my ponytails? 179 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,839 - Yep. Take a look. 180 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:27,844 - [gasps] It's parade perfection. 181 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:31,438 You earned your right to drive. Hop in. 182 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,351 - [grunting] 183 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,923 [engine starts] 184 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,993 - Ah! 185 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,891 Lil, what are you doing?! Slow down! 186 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,485 I gotta wave to my aboring fans. 187 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:47,088 Who taught you how to drive? 188 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,100 - No one. Why? 189 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,032 - Because you're terrible! 190 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,168 Whoa! 191 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,102 Lil, you're wrecking everything! 192 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:58,338 You're totally incontinent! 193 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,465 [yelling] 194 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,780 - We did it, guys. 195 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:05,682 Now we can bring Grandpa his march for peas. 196 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,717 [phone buzzing] - Ow. 197 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,353 - Seymour Finkelstein? 198 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,419 Hello? 199 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,316 Oh, Moon-Boy. 200 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,728 Hi. Yeah, I guess you heard. 201 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,461 I pulled my back, and the dog 202 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,226 made a big, old mess in the kitchen. 203 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,604 * * 204 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,425 But I'm gonna try the old onion trick 205 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,699 and draw out that negative chi. 206 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,239 I'll see you at the campout. 207 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:33,343 I'll be the one who smells like onion-flavored feet dip. 208 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,206 [laughs] 209 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,747 Ah, onion juice. 210 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,954 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Gah! 211 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,046 Whoa, whoa-whoa! 212 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,617 Oh, oh, ah! 213 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,016 Oh, ah, I--I cannot--oh! 214 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,187 Ah! 215 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,485 Oh, oh! Ah! 216 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:53,126 [grunting] 217 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,263 Oh. Ow. 218 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:01,901 Sorry, old friends. I give up. 219 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,410 [lively music] 220 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,713 * * 221 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,135 Hey there, sprouts. What you been up to? 222 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,480 What's in the wagon? 223 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:15,024 I can't see. Ow. 224 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,322 - [yelling] 225 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,554 Lil, I told you to slow down! 226 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,160 Right now! 227 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,763 [yelling] 228 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:29,526 Ugh. I don't even like peas. 229 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,596 - [laughing] 230 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:34,835 - Angelica, are you okay? What's going on? 231 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,302 - Grandpa, I made you a giant float of me 232 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,710 so I could give you a parade, 233 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,612 but the babies wrecked it all with their peas. 234 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:45,545 - Parade? Peas? 235 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,482 Oh, I can use those to ice my back. 236 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,047 Ow. Oh. 237 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,416 Thank you, Tommy. 238 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,523 Ooh. Ah. 239 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:58,026 * * 240 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,961 - Anyway, I got this great new coffee bean 241 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,997 from a completely uninhabited island, 242 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,032 and then I--whoa! 243 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,866 What happened here? - Pop? 244 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,572 I thought you were going to the March for Peace. 245 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:08,944 - I didn't need to. 246 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,242 Got some real flower children right here. 247 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,344 - Oh, that is so sweet. 248 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,436 You're making me tear up. 249 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,208 - I think that's my feet. 250 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,207 [all laughing] 251 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,920 * * 252 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,655 - [vocalizing] 253 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,656 [doorbell ringing] 254 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,872 - Hello, daffodil. - Hi, Grandpa. 255 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,295 My new toy just came special delivery, 256 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,771 and I told Daddy I had to open it 257 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,509 with Tommy and the babies. 258 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:48,984 - Isn't that sweet? 259 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,242 She's always thinking of her little cousin. 260 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:53,749 - Uh-oh. 261 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,924 - This can't be good. 262 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,015 - Go on. Open it. - Careful, Tommy. 263 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,218 The last time Angelica tolded me to open a box, 264 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,561 a clown popped out. 265 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,225 [Phil and Lil laugh] 266 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,239 [tense music] 267 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:18,172 * * 268 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,608 It's worser than a clown. 269 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,842 - It's another Angelica. 270 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:25,249 - This is my brand new Just Like Me doll. 271 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,022 See? She's just like me! 272 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,587 - Eh, how much like you? 273 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,292 - Duh, Susie. 'Zactly like me. 274 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,825 She looks just like me, and she talks just like me too. 275 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,262 Tell the babies who you are. 276 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,698 - I'm Angelica Pickles. 277 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,733 - Just like me! - I'm three years old. 278 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,040 - Sound familiar? 279 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,701 - My friends all call me Angie. 280 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,010 - No, we don't. - I like you. 281 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,683 - Hold on. Something's wrong. 282 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,152 - Great idea. You're amazing. 283 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,351 Let's share. 284 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,552 - What? I never say that junk. 285 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,815 This isn't just like me at all! 286 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,087 Daddy, Daddy! 287 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,926 I don't like my new toy. Send it back. 288 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:15,502 - Oh, precious, you can't return a Just Like Me doll. 289 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,032 It's made to order. 290 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,767 Remember, we recorded your voice 291 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,232 so the doll would sound just like you? 292 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,301 And Mommy cut a piece of your hair 293 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:26,740 so they could make the dolly's hair the same color? 294 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,436 - Technology is terrifying. 295 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,478 What happened to kids having conversations with a sock? 296 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,514 - Oh, and that's not scary? 297 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,520 [jaunty music] 298 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:40,053 * * 299 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,450 - Hi, Angie. 300 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,791 - Nice to meet you. - I'm Lil, and this is Phil. 301 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,027 - How you pooing? 302 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:49,502 - Hi. I'm Angie. Wanna play? 303 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,902 - Don't do it, guys. 304 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,034 Sure, she sounds nice, 305 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,900 but a'member, she's just like Angelica. 306 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,110 - Don't worry, Chuckie. 307 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,211 If she were just like Angelica, 308 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,773 would she let me do this? 309 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,311 - Hi there. Nice to meet you. 310 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,677 - Ooh, me next. 311 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,245 Angie, wanna dance? 312 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,984 - I like your style. 313 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,450 - I wanna play hair-messer. - Don't, Lil. 314 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,420 Not that! 315 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,889 Oh. 316 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,628 - You make me happy. 317 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,132 - [laughing] - [groans] 318 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,304 - Wow. 319 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,332 This doll is nothing like Angelica. 320 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,339 - Oh, gee, I guess you're right, Susie. 321 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,437 I wonder if she'll let me, uh-- 322 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,206 - Back off, Finster. 323 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,145 Time to shut this doll down. - Oops. Heh. 324 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,881 Don't want to leave your new toy behind. 325 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,518 Let's roll, sprouts. 326 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:47,022 * * 327 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:53,057 - Welcome to "Mommy Moments," a show about timeout for you. 328 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,756 I'm here relaxing at Betty's Beans... 329 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:02,895 And timeout is over. See you next week! 330 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,510 Hey, Pop. - Hey, hey, Didi. 331 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,082 Uh, just making a little pit stop on the way to the park. 332 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,541 Gotta catch up on my reading. 333 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,809 - A newspaper? Oh, no. Pop. 334 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,152 I knew this day would come. 335 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,117 Luckily, I'm free to help out. - What? Why? 336 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,757 - Reading is very distracting. 337 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,792 Even looking away from the babies 338 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,787 [phone dings] for a split second could be-- 339 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,299 ooh, flash sale at the craft store. 340 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,272 [upbeat music] 341 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,272 * * 342 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,344 - Push! 343 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,569 I wanna go higher. 344 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,008 - Let's ask a grownup. 345 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,773 - I wasn't talking to you! 346 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,481 Babies, push harder. 347 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,083 - I'm Angie. I like you. 348 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,017 - I said, push harder! 349 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,593 - Hey, there. - [giggles] 350 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,322 - You're pushing her?! 351 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,717 - Sorry, Angelica. We can't help it. 352 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,659 Angie's so nice. 353 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,185 [babies laughing] 354 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,295 - Always better to have 355 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,403 an extra set of eyes on the children. 356 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,995 - Eh, kids basically watch themselves. 357 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,398 I used to drop Stu and Drew 358 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,309 at the mall with a compass and some fruit leathers. 359 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,442 What? 360 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,206 They had everything they needed. 361 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,675 - There's so much to catch you up on. 362 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,145 - Dig, babies, dig. 363 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,353 - I wanna find some lost quarters and other good stuff. 364 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,286 - [gasps] - You call that a hole? 365 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,922 It's barely a dent. Dig faster. 366 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,287 - We're digging as fast as we can. 367 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,417 - Yeah. 368 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,091 You're not being very nice, Angelica. 369 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:38,201 - Who cares about being nice? Keep digging! 370 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,295 - I don't think I wanna dig anymore. 371 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,637 - If we work together, we can do anything. 372 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,073 - She's right. Let's dig. - Yeah. Good idea, Angie. 373 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,310 - Let's dig for Angie. - Yeah, Angie! 374 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,606 [solemn music] 375 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,948 - It's not fair. 376 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,052 I've been the boss of those babies for years, 377 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,775 but now, it's all Angie, Angie, Angie. 378 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,490 Ugh. Just because she's nice? 379 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,088 Wait. 380 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,986 I think I'm realizing something. 381 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,629 For the first time in my life, 382 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,095 I can pretend to be nice, 383 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,204 and then they'll listen to me again. 384 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,174 How hard can it be? 385 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:22,077 [sighs] It feels good to grow, Cynthia. 386 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,142 [jaunty music] 387 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,311 Hi, friends. Wanna play? 388 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,481 - Are you talking to us? 389 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,920 - Of course, Phil. 390 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,624 Like Angie says, I like you. 391 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,928 - Why does it sound different when you say it? 392 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,461 - Can't a kid be nice for a minute 393 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,727 without a bunch of babies asking ridiculous questions? 394 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:47,196 I mean, my friend Angie here's got the right idea. 395 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:51,897 I'm gonna be like her, only even nicer. 396 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,213 - Table for one. 397 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,706 - Cute place you got here, Chef Phil, Chef Lil. 398 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,519 Give me a green nacho tea latte, two toasts, no butter, 399 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,882 and five donuts-- 400 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,958 I--I mean please? And thank you. 401 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,661 - Here's your green nacho tea latte. 402 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,456 - Ahh! What are you-- 403 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,128 - Oh, here. Use my shirt to--whoa! 404 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,628 Whoa! - Ah! 405 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,629 - [grunts] 406 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,265 - Quit bumbling all over me! 407 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,137 - Hey there. Let's play. 408 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,607 - You can do this. 409 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,735 Get it together. 410 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,610 Let me help you, Chuckie. 411 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,419 * * 412 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:40,592 - We're out of donuts, but Chef Phil made pa-sketti. 413 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,391 - Hey, no fair. 414 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,699 Um, can I have some more, please? 415 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,372 - There's lots more where those came from. 416 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,936 - You're feeding me diaper food? 417 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,943 - Do you like it, Angie? 418 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,806 - You're amazing. 419 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,405 - What's wrong, Angelica? 420 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,947 Angie likes the food, don't you? 421 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,583 - [groaning] 422 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,648 That's it! 423 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,816 I tried my best, 424 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,993 but I've had all the nice I can take. 425 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,792 You wanna play with that dumb doll? 426 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,594 Go right ahead. I'm outta here. 427 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,457 - Did you want that pa-sketti to go? 428 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:27,427 * * 429 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,937 - Uh-oh, here comes bossy Josh. 430 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,405 Those babies better watch out, 431 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,084 or I'll have to-- 432 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:37,812 you're right, Cynthia. 433 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,477 It's not my problem anymore. 434 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,217 - Hey, you babies, 435 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,252 what makes you think you can climb on that thing? 436 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,118 - Um, 'cause we like it up here? 437 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,417 - Too bad. 438 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:53,059 That's private property, and I'm the private, 439 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,525 so get down from there right now. 440 00:19:56,596 --> 00:20:00,896 - Hold on, Chuckie. The playground is for everyone. 441 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,597 - Tell that to a big kid. 442 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,940 - Wait. Angie's big. 443 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,735 Maybe she can talk to him. 444 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,276 - Hi. I'm Angie. Wanna play? 445 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,505 - I don't play with babies or dolls. 446 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,921 Now get down before I come up and make ya! 447 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,324 [tense music] 448 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,417 - Ooh, ooh. Listen to this, Pop. 449 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:26,159 It's from one of the top five parenting blogs. 450 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,325 It's important to allow children 451 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,955 to play and explore on their own. 452 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:34,930 - Huh. You don't say? [chuckles] 453 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,371 - I'm almost there. 454 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,367 Get that dolly out of my face. 455 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,239 - You're amazing. 456 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,978 - Okay, the dolly can stay, 457 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,653 but the rest of you better get off my jungle gym now. 458 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:53,254 - Oh, I'm starting to wish nice Angie wasn't so nice. 459 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,160 - Hey! Back away from those babies! 460 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,662 - Says who? 461 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,334 - Says me, Angelica. 462 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,863 - And what if I don't? 463 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,699 - I'm counting. 464 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,734 One. Two. 465 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,540 Three! 466 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,202 - Ahh! 467 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:16,940 [sobbing] Mommy! That girl is mean! 468 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,249 - And don't you forget it! 469 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:23,153 - Thank you, Angelica. You saved us. 470 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:26,115 [sentimental music] 471 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,885 * * 472 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,655 - Well, you tried, Angie, 473 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,693 but as anyone with a brain can see, 474 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,659 you're no substitute for the real thing. 475 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,258 Everyone, say your last goodbyes. 476 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,367 - Oh, Angie. 477 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,835 I'm really gonna miss your smile 478 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,674 and your sweet voice and your-- 479 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,310 - All right. Enough. 480 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:54,807 - [voice distorting] I like you. 481 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:58,151 - Aw, we'll never hear those words from someone 482 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:01,317 who looks like Angelica again. 483 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,618 * * 484 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:09,561 [lively music] 485 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:16,569 * * 486 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,282 - Klasky Csupo.