1 00:00:27,043 --> 00:00:29,043 [funk music playing] 2 00:00:31,001 --> 00:00:32,043 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 3 00:00:34,376 --> 00:00:37,001 -♪ Yeah, whoa ♪ -[yawning] 4 00:00:37,543 --> 00:00:39,334 -♪ Ooh! ♪ -[snoring] 5 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:40,584 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 6 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:43,001 Huh? 7 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:48,334 ♪ La, la, Marmaduke ♪ 8 00:00:48,418 --> 00:00:50,709 [narrator] Once upon a time, there lived a very large 9 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:52,418 and very sad doggy. 10 00:00:52,501 --> 00:00:55,626 His family got mad at him just for being himself. 11 00:00:55,709 --> 00:00:57,834 They locked him away in a high tower 12 00:00:57,918 --> 00:01:00,709 just so he couldn't join Billy's birthday party. 13 00:01:00,793 --> 00:01:02,751 No one said it was easy being a dog. 14 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:05,543 ♪ Big style, huge smile Marmaduke ♪ 15 00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:09,084 You can't ban me from Billy's party. 16 00:01:09,168 --> 00:01:11,001 It won't be a party without me. 17 00:01:11,084 --> 00:01:12,876 [sighs] 18 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:14,626 You put yourself there. 19 00:01:14,709 --> 00:01:16,543 -[bee buzzing] -You play, you pay. 20 00:01:16,626 --> 00:01:18,709 [man] Gather round, boys and girls, and watch this! 21 00:01:18,793 --> 00:01:19,876 [King Tut] Hmm. 22 00:01:20,876 --> 00:01:22,209 [clown chuckles] 23 00:01:22,293 --> 00:01:24,793 [humming] 24 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:25,709 [boy cheers] 25 00:01:25,793 --> 00:01:27,543 Here's your birthday doggy. 26 00:01:27,626 --> 00:01:30,126 -[Billy] Aw! Gee, thanks. -[boy] Where's Marmaduke? 27 00:01:30,209 --> 00:01:33,084 [Billy] Uh, he's up in my room being punished. 28 00:01:33,168 --> 00:01:34,001 [camera clicking] 29 00:01:34,084 --> 00:01:37,418 I'm having so much fun watching your brother's lame party. 30 00:01:37,501 --> 00:01:39,418 -I know, right? -[chuckles] 31 00:01:39,501 --> 00:01:41,501 [Billy] Let's see how high we can jump. 32 00:01:41,584 --> 00:01:42,584 [boys laughing] 33 00:01:42,668 --> 00:01:44,626 Watch this! [grunts] 34 00:01:44,709 --> 00:01:46,376 -[boys scream] -Yay! 35 00:01:46,459 --> 00:01:47,501 Aw… 36 00:01:47,584 --> 00:01:50,709 Oh, Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! 37 00:01:50,793 --> 00:01:54,293 You know I can say your name 76,345 times in a row. 38 00:01:54,376 --> 00:01:55,876 Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! 39 00:01:55,959 --> 00:01:57,543 [Marmaduke barking] 40 00:01:57,626 --> 00:02:01,084 -You're not going anywhere, Marmaduke. -[barking continues] 41 00:02:02,126 --> 00:02:04,709 Dad, why can't Marmaduke join the party? 42 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:07,834 Billy, he's got to stay up there until he learns his lesson. 43 00:02:07,918 --> 00:02:10,168 -Aw! It's not fair. -[Phil groans] 44 00:02:10,251 --> 00:02:13,959 Phil, don't you think you're being too hard on poor Marmaduke? 45 00:02:14,043 --> 00:02:15,376 He's gone too far, Dottie. 46 00:02:15,459 --> 00:02:18,084 Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school. 47 00:02:18,168 --> 00:02:19,001 [whooshes] 48 00:02:19,084 --> 00:02:19,959 -Ugh! -Oh! 49 00:02:20,043 --> 00:02:22,251 [sighs] 50 00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:24,418 This is so unfair. 51 00:02:24,918 --> 00:02:28,001 Phil can't be mad at me for being a dog. 52 00:02:28,751 --> 00:02:30,959 All dogs like to chase cats. 53 00:02:31,043 --> 00:02:32,501 -[barking] -[yowls] 54 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:34,751 [barking] 55 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:36,084 [Phil] Marmaduke! 56 00:02:36,668 --> 00:02:38,501 [Marmaduke] No dog can resist a fresh bone. 57 00:02:38,584 --> 00:02:39,418 [grunts] 58 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:41,876 -Huh? -[Phil grunts] 59 00:02:42,918 --> 00:02:44,334 [yelps, grunts] 60 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:47,084 Hey, you lousy mutt! 61 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:49,668 [Marmaduke] One man's trash is another dog's treasure. 62 00:02:49,751 --> 00:02:51,459 -Ah! -[Phil] Marmaduke! 63 00:02:51,543 --> 00:02:52,459 [thuds] 64 00:02:53,334 --> 00:02:57,168 [Marmaduke] It's Phil's favorite chair, but he knows we like to wrestle over it. 65 00:02:57,251 --> 00:02:58,126 [Phil growls] 66 00:02:58,209 --> 00:03:00,626 -[grunting] -[boxing bell dings] 67 00:03:01,126 --> 00:03:03,043 -[chuckles] -[strained] Marmaduke! 68 00:03:03,793 --> 00:03:05,959 [groaning] 69 00:03:06,043 --> 00:03:06,876 Huh? 70 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:08,168 [whistling] 71 00:03:09,043 --> 00:03:11,376 [Marmaduke] He's cooking my favorite. 72 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,293 [gasps] 73 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,293 Food! 74 00:03:14,376 --> 00:03:15,751 [panting, chuckling] 75 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,918 -[whistling] -[barking] 76 00:03:19,876 --> 00:03:22,584 [Marmaduke] Oh! I can't take this. 77 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:25,584 Fine. You want to play hardball? 78 00:03:25,668 --> 00:03:27,001 You got it, pal. 79 00:03:27,084 --> 00:03:30,126 -[marching band music playing] -I will march in protest! 80 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:32,084 -I'll call my senator! -[drum thumping] 81 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:34,918 I want justice, and I want it now! 82 00:03:35,001 --> 00:03:37,834 -I won't rest for one second! -[music stops] 83 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,626 Oh, look. A bed. 84 00:03:41,209 --> 00:03:43,126 [yawns] 85 00:03:43,209 --> 00:03:44,293 [thuds loudly] 86 00:03:45,043 --> 00:03:45,918 [snoring] 87 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:48,209 [bee buzzing] 88 00:03:48,293 --> 00:03:49,293 [licks lips] 89 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:57,459 [bell ringing] 90 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:01,084 Here you go, sir. 91 00:04:01,168 --> 00:04:02,626 Perfect temperature. 92 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,293 Just the way you like it. 93 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:06,834 [sniffing] 94 00:04:06,918 --> 00:04:07,793 Mm-hmm! 95 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:08,918 [slurping] 96 00:04:09,001 --> 00:04:10,501 [warbling] 97 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:13,084 [buzzes] 98 00:04:13,168 --> 00:04:15,251 -[record scratches] -Ah! Get away from me! 99 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:19,334 [grunts, groans] 100 00:04:19,418 --> 00:04:21,334 [warbles, huffs angrily] 101 00:04:21,418 --> 00:04:23,001 -[buzzing] -[panicked grunting] 102 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:24,834 Ah! [spits] 103 00:04:26,209 --> 00:04:27,959 [gags, coughs] 104 00:04:28,043 --> 00:04:30,834 [grunting] 105 00:04:30,918 --> 00:04:32,209 -[buzzing] -[grunting] 106 00:04:32,293 --> 00:04:33,418 [grunts] 107 00:04:33,501 --> 00:04:35,751 [groaning dizzily] 108 00:04:36,251 --> 00:04:37,084 [growls] 109 00:04:37,168 --> 00:04:38,793 Why, you dirty little-- 110 00:04:38,876 --> 00:04:41,709 [grunting] 111 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:43,876 [bee giggling] 112 00:04:43,959 --> 00:04:48,043 [giggling continues] 113 00:04:48,126 --> 00:04:51,334 Oh, you picked the wrong day, you buzzy little-- 114 00:04:51,418 --> 00:04:52,668 [growling] 115 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,626 -[gasps] -[yelps] 116 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:56,084 [screams] 117 00:04:56,168 --> 00:04:57,293 -[grunts] -[glass shatters] 118 00:04:57,376 --> 00:04:59,626 [yelling in slow motion] 119 00:04:59,709 --> 00:05:02,376 Oh, look. The life of the party. 120 00:05:02,459 --> 00:05:06,709 [yelling in slow motion continues] 121 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:07,793 [boy] Whoa! 122 00:05:07,876 --> 00:05:09,001 [Barbara gasps] 123 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:11,709 This is awesome! 124 00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:12,709 What?! 125 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:14,459 [balloon inflates, pops] 126 00:05:14,543 --> 00:05:17,501 [screaming nervously] 127 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,334 Uh-oh. 128 00:05:20,959 --> 00:05:24,418 Cannonball! 129 00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:26,168 -[woman gasps] -[all scream] 130 00:05:26,751 --> 00:05:28,043 -[tires screech] -[car horn beeps] 131 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:29,334 Me-ouch? 132 00:05:29,418 --> 00:05:30,751 [burbling] 133 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:33,209 -I hope my makeup doesn't run! -[kids scream] 134 00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:35,126 [burbling] 135 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,209 Who wants a hot… 136 00:05:36,876 --> 00:05:38,751 Diggity dang that dog! 137 00:05:38,834 --> 00:05:41,209 [burbling] Marmaduke! 138 00:05:41,293 --> 00:05:42,334 ♪ Whoa ♪ 139 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:44,126 -[chomping] -♪ Ooh! ♪ 140 00:05:45,168 --> 00:05:46,501 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 141 00:05:47,543 --> 00:05:49,584 This is the best party ever! 142 00:05:49,668 --> 00:05:52,251 -♪ Whoa ♪ -Cowabunga! 143 00:05:53,168 --> 00:05:54,834 -Mmm! -♪ Marmaduke ♪ 144 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:55,918 -Wow! -[Phil growls] 145 00:05:56,001 --> 00:05:57,626 [clown crying] 146 00:05:57,709 --> 00:06:00,001 [music fades] 147 00:06:06,668 --> 00:06:08,918 We have to do something about Marmaduke. 148 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:11,084 Okay. I admit it. 149 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:13,126 He's a handful. 150 00:06:13,209 --> 00:06:16,709 Maybe obedience school isn't such a bad idea. 151 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,418 [Barbara] Mom! Dad! 152 00:06:19,043 --> 00:06:22,168 Susie’s video of Marmaduke has gone viral! 153 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:24,168 There's over a million hits! 154 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:26,334 [Marmaduke yelling on phone] 155 00:06:26,418 --> 00:06:28,793 -[water splashes] -[people scream] 156 00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:30,251 Oh my! 157 00:06:30,334 --> 00:06:33,168 Definitely time to find that obedience school. 158 00:06:33,251 --> 00:06:35,168 [Marmaduke yelling] 159 00:06:35,251 --> 00:06:36,751 -[water splashes] -[people scream] 160 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:38,918 [yelling] 161 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:40,293 -[water splashes] -[people scream] 162 00:06:40,376 --> 00:06:42,084 [yelling] 163 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:45,918 {\an8}This "Pool Flop Fail" video is unbelievable! 164 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:50,876 That furry rebel without a clue is totally out of control. 165 00:06:51,626 --> 00:06:54,626 A dog like this is impossible to train, 166 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:57,209 even for the world's greatest dog trainer… 167 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:58,501 -Hmm. -…Guy Hilton. 168 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:02,168 Guy won the last six World Dog Championships in a row. 169 00:07:02,251 --> 00:07:04,459 -[chuckles] Hmm? -But will not compete again 170 00:07:04,543 --> 00:07:07,001 until he finds a worthy challenge. 171 00:07:07,084 --> 00:07:09,293 Well, Guy, here it is. 172 00:07:09,376 --> 00:07:11,584 Train an impossible dog. 173 00:07:11,668 --> 00:07:13,709 [music playing on TV] 174 00:07:13,793 --> 00:07:15,376 Impossible to train? 175 00:07:15,876 --> 00:07:16,709 Hmm. 176 00:07:16,793 --> 00:07:17,918 [TV clicks off] 177 00:07:18,001 --> 00:07:21,084 Impossible is my middle name. 178 00:07:21,668 --> 00:07:26,459 I will show the world that I can train any dog. 179 00:07:26,543 --> 00:07:28,418 [laughing] 180 00:07:28,501 --> 00:07:31,001 [coughing] 181 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,543 [upbeat music playing] 182 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:33,459 Hey! 183 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:35,251 Look at this. 184 00:07:36,251 --> 00:07:37,293 Come on. 185 00:07:37,376 --> 00:07:38,876 [Billy] Ladies and gentlemen, 186 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:44,126 step right up to see the Eighth Wonder of the World! 187 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:45,793 -Marmaduke! -[Marmaduke] Cheese. 188 00:07:45,876 --> 00:07:47,959 [teenage boy] Oh my God. It's really him! 189 00:07:48,043 --> 00:07:49,376 -Next. -[Marmaduke] Cheese! 190 00:07:50,084 --> 00:07:52,626 Now, remember, this is a celebrity dog. 191 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:56,251 So take your pictures, only pet him once, and-- 192 00:07:58,043 --> 00:07:59,043 [Marmaduke] Cheese. 193 00:07:59,126 --> 00:08:01,126 -[Billy] Hey! Keep it moving! -Hmm? Hmm. 194 00:08:01,209 --> 00:08:02,209 Cheese. 195 00:08:02,293 --> 00:08:03,251 [blows raspberry] 196 00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:04,668 Next. 197 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:09,501 I don't want you drawing attention to that embarrassing doggy flop video. 198 00:08:10,084 --> 00:08:12,126 Dad, everyone loves it. 199 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:15,168 I can't let my son charge kids from the neighborhood to meet our dog. 200 00:08:15,251 --> 00:08:16,834 What kinda father would that make me? 201 00:08:18,001 --> 00:08:20,334 You can have 10% of all profits. 202 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:21,418 Uh… 203 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:22,918 Make it 20. 204 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:23,876 Deal. 205 00:08:24,668 --> 00:08:26,543 -[chuckles, grunting] -Mm-hmm. 206 00:08:26,626 --> 00:08:29,168 [kids chattering] 207 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:30,459 All right, you guys! 208 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:34,376 Marmaduke has a conference call with a big Hollywood producer coming up. 209 00:08:34,459 --> 00:08:37,751 So keep it moving! Next! 210 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:40,043 [Marmaduke] I need hair and makeup over here. 211 00:08:40,626 --> 00:08:42,751 [boy] Anybody have change for a 20? 212 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:45,459 [Guy] ♪ Oh, I want that doggy Yes, right now ♪ 213 00:08:45,543 --> 00:08:47,959 ♪ I don’t want a cat that goes meow ♪ 214 00:08:48,043 --> 00:08:50,543 ♪ I don’t want a bird or a fat old cow ♪ 215 00:08:50,626 --> 00:08:52,959 ♪ I want that dog Bowwow ♪ 216 00:08:53,043 --> 00:08:55,334 ♪ I want that doggy now ♪ 217 00:08:55,418 --> 00:08:57,959 ♪ ‘Cause I’ll be famous Oh wow ♪ 218 00:08:58,043 --> 00:09:00,251 -[tires screeching] - ♪ I want that dog somehow ♪ 219 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:02,709 I’ll get him right now 220 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,793 [chuckles] ♪ Bowwow ♪ 221 00:09:05,876 --> 00:09:07,001 [laughs] 222 00:09:08,209 --> 00:09:09,043 [thuds] 223 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:14,084 So of all the dogs in the world, you wanna train Marmaduke 224 00:09:14,168 --> 00:09:16,459 to become the next World Champion? 225 00:09:16,543 --> 00:09:19,543 After I won last year's World Championship, 226 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:24,084 I said I wouldn't train another dog until I found a worthy challenge. 227 00:09:24,168 --> 00:09:25,793 And then… 228 00:09:25,876 --> 00:09:27,126 I saw this. 229 00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:32,751 Do you really think he's got the pedigree and winning form of a world champion? 230 00:09:35,084 --> 00:09:36,584 [snoring] Bacon. 231 00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:41,251 Not at all. 232 00:09:41,334 --> 00:09:43,001 [lips smacking, stomach gurgles] 233 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:45,043 -[sniffing] Hmm? -[Guy] He's a mess. 234 00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:48,584 -[Phil] So you want to train Marmaduke… -Mmm. 235 00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:50,376 …because he's a complete mess? 236 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:51,751 [Guy] Precisely. 237 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:54,709 He's the challenge that I've been looking for. 238 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:55,918 [chomps] Huh? 239 00:09:56,001 --> 00:09:57,918 -[Guy chuckles] -[sighs, licks lips] 240 00:09:58,001 --> 00:09:59,209 -Look. -[chomps] 241 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:00,501 I have black belts… 242 00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:02,251 -[chomps] -…in multiple disciplines. 243 00:10:02,334 --> 00:10:07,251 I have a PhD in animal training technology and hold 33 patents. 244 00:10:07,334 --> 00:10:11,501 I am also the only person to ever win the World Dog Championship 245 00:10:11,584 --> 00:10:13,459 six times in a row. 246 00:10:13,543 --> 00:10:18,084 I can turn your dog into a champion. 247 00:10:18,168 --> 00:10:19,043 [pants, slurps] 248 00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:20,459 What? Huh? 249 00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:22,168 [gulps] 250 00:10:24,293 --> 00:10:26,751 [whimpers, stomach gurgles] 251 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:31,001 It would be nice for Marmaduke to learn how to obey the rules, but… 252 00:10:31,084 --> 00:10:33,876 [sighs] …this sounds a little extreme. 253 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,793 The winning dog receives the title of World Champion, 254 00:10:36,876 --> 00:10:39,293 but, more importantly, you'll earn the respect… 255 00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:42,543 -[yawns] -…of the entire dog-loving world. 256 00:10:44,084 --> 00:10:45,084 And 257 00:10:45,668 --> 00:10:48,293 the winner receives one million dollars. 258 00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:49,418 [cash register dings] 259 00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:51,168 -We're in! -We'll think about it. 260 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:57,543 Every dog just needs the proper training to bring out their inner champion. 261 00:10:57,626 --> 00:11:01,751 Okay, but I don't want my baby to suffer. 262 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:04,168 He's quite sensitive. 263 00:11:04,251 --> 00:11:07,293 There's a champion inside Marmaduke. 264 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,876 It's just covered up in 265 00:11:10,501 --> 00:11:11,376 that. 266 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:15,293 [snoring] 267 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:16,626 French… 268 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:18,209 [yawns] 269 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,418 …poodles. [smacks lips] 270 00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,126 We have a deal. 271 00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:25,209 Great. 272 00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:28,084 [Guy] Training starts tomorrow. 273 00:11:29,126 --> 00:11:30,084 [chuckles] 274 00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:33,668 It's a dog-eat-dog world, Guy Hilton. 275 00:11:33,751 --> 00:11:39,084 And you are about to show the world just how hungry you are. 276 00:11:39,168 --> 00:11:40,001 [chuckles] 277 00:11:42,126 --> 00:11:45,043 -[tires screeching] -[Guy laughing manically] 278 00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:47,126 [coughing] 279 00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:51,168 -[spurs clinking] -[Western music playing] 280 00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:56,043 Sure could use my trusty steed to track down Black Bart. 281 00:11:56,126 --> 00:11:57,043 Yeehaw! 282 00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:00,501 [grunts] 283 00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:02,793 And Black Bart's getting away! 284 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:07,043 [King Tut] Here we go again. The good, the bad, and the clueless. 285 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:07,959 [warbles] 286 00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:09,709 Yeah! Get 'em! Get 'em! 287 00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:12,668 -Woo-hoo! Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeehaw! 288 00:12:12,751 --> 00:12:14,084 [struggles, yelps] 289 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,918 [Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint! 290 00:12:16,543 --> 00:12:18,043 [Billy] Yeah! Let's get him! 291 00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:19,709 -Woo-hoo! Oh! -[horse whinnies] 292 00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:23,043 -[Billy laughing] Yeehaw! -[Marmaduke] Oh, sorry, table. 293 00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:24,584 -[King Tut] Oh! -[grunts] 294 00:12:24,668 --> 00:12:26,959 -Yippee! Get him! Get him! -Sorry, chair. 295 00:12:28,001 --> 00:12:28,876 Aah! [gasps] 296 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,293 -[Marmaduke] Move it or lose it, cowboy! -[horse neighs] 297 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,501 [groaning] 298 00:12:34,501 --> 00:12:35,584 Oh… 299 00:12:35,668 --> 00:12:38,668 Guy Hilton is our only hope. [sighs] 300 00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:40,834 [Marmaduke] Hey, that doormat looks like Phil. 301 00:12:40,918 --> 00:12:42,543 -[groans] -[barking] 302 00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:46,959 [tranquil music playing] 303 00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:50,043 Hmm. You are no longer Marmaduke. 304 00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:53,293 You are simply… dog. 305 00:12:53,376 --> 00:12:56,126 Uh! Whoa! Hey, man! That's my tag! 306 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,876 You will stop all bad habits. 307 00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:01,709 [groans] This is messed up. 308 00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:05,959 It’s time you forget everything you've ever known. 309 00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:08,793 Okay, crazy man. 310 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:09,876 [dramatic music plays] 311 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,876 You must earn the right to get your name back. 312 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,251 To become a champion, 313 00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:19,209 you must become strong enough to do the impossible! 314 00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:21,459 Uh, all right. That's it. I've had enough. 315 00:13:21,543 --> 00:13:22,459 I'm outa here. 316 00:13:22,543 --> 00:13:25,834 There's a stack of French toast with Billy's name on it that I'm about to-- 317 00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:27,793 -[Guy grunts] -[Marmaduke] Whoa! 318 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,918 Okay, that was cool. 319 00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:32,543 You will leave when I tell you. 320 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:36,168 If you don't get out of my way, I'm gonna have to unleash 321 00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:38,084 -thunder! -[thunder rumbles] 322 00:13:38,168 --> 00:13:40,084 -Lightning! -[lightning crackles] 323 00:13:40,168 --> 00:13:41,543 -Tornado! -[wind blusters] 324 00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:43,209 -And Puddin'. -[paw warbles] 325 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:45,418 Puddin's, uh, not much of a fighter. 326 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,626 As you wish. 327 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,459 [tense music playing] 328 00:13:49,543 --> 00:13:52,376 [low growling] 329 00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:04,043 You might wanna close your eyes, Puddin'. 330 00:14:04,126 --> 00:14:05,084 [high-pitched] Huh? 331 00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:06,543 [whimpers] 332 00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:09,168 [growls] 333 00:14:11,376 --> 00:14:12,501 [grunts] 334 00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:13,543 [grunts] 335 00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:16,918 Ha! 336 00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:18,293 [shouts] 337 00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:20,043 [exclaims nervously] 338 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,793 [grunting] 339 00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:25,376 [groaning in slow motion] 340 00:14:25,459 --> 00:14:28,334 [exclaiming in slow motion] 341 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,001 [grunting] 342 00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,251 Yech. Oh! That's so vile. 343 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,959 [shuddering] 344 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,209 Gross. 345 00:14:40,168 --> 00:14:43,293 [grunts] You can't push me around, jerk! 346 00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,209 [chuckles] 347 00:14:52,251 --> 00:14:53,793 [growls] 348 00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:56,043 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. 349 00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:56,959 [grunts] 350 00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:59,126 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Olé! 351 00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:01,126 [snorting] 352 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:02,626 [grunts] 353 00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:07,251 [grunts] 354 00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:08,793 [smacking, grunting] 355 00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:10,959 [groans, screams] 356 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:14,918 [screaming continues] 357 00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,001 So… 358 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,293 [groans] 359 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,668 …many… 360 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:20,584 [groans] 361 00:15:20,668 --> 00:15:22,459 …ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… 362 00:15:23,084 --> 00:15:24,001 branches! 363 00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:25,918 Ow… 364 00:15:26,876 --> 00:15:28,043 [grunts] 365 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:29,959 [chuckles] 366 00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:32,626 Ow. 367 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,209 This ain't over. 368 00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:36,793 As you insist. 369 00:15:37,876 --> 00:15:39,418 [whooshing] 370 00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:41,168 Hmm? 371 00:15:41,668 --> 00:15:42,501 [grunts] 372 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,459 Aah! 373 00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,751 -Huh? [grunting] -[smacking] 374 00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:50,209 -[pops] -Wh… Whoa! 375 00:15:51,626 --> 00:15:53,043 What was that? 376 00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:57,209 You must be prepared for any and all situations. 377 00:15:57,293 --> 00:16:00,793 Like the kick… [whispering] …that isn't there. 378 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,209 Whoa! "The kick that isn't there." 379 00:16:04,293 --> 00:16:05,668 That's enough for today. 380 00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:08,959 The real work begins tomorrow. 381 00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:11,918 Wait! We just started training. 382 00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:13,584 You have to show me that trick. 383 00:16:14,126 --> 00:16:18,918 [grunting] 384 00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:21,084 [grunts, yelps] 385 00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:22,043 [groans] 386 00:16:22,126 --> 00:16:23,043 [twitching] 387 00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:28,084 [exhales] 388 00:16:28,168 --> 00:16:29,918 -[groans] -[Western music playing] 389 00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:32,543 [Billy] There's my trusty steed. 390 00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:35,709 I heard Black Bart's been rustlin' around these parts. 391 00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:43,334 [groans] Training is so tiring. 392 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:44,251 Ugh… 393 00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:45,584 [exhales, yawns] 394 00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:52,001 [gasps, whimpers] 395 00:16:52,084 --> 00:16:53,043 Aw. 396 00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:56,126 You know I can't say no when you do that face. 397 00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:58,001 [panting] 398 00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:00,751 [in Southern accent] Hop on, partner. 399 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,043 -[neighs] -Yeehaw! Get 'em! Get 'em! 400 00:17:03,584 --> 00:17:05,501 -[grunts] Boy howdy! -[gasps] 401 00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:08,751 -[Marmaduke] Huh? -Dad! What are you doing? 402 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:12,126 Marmaduke doesn't have time to play cowboy. He's in training. 403 00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:14,543 But I hardly even saw him today. 404 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,251 That's because he's working very hard to get ready for the dog show. 405 00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:21,418 Who cares about some stupid dog show? 406 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,043 Billy? 407 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:24,959 [Phil] Hmm. 408 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,501 Billy will be fine. Come on, boy. 409 00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:31,334 It's all yours. 410 00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:34,334 Hmm? 411 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:38,793 Oh. Okay, this is where we both jump for the couch and have that big fight 412 00:17:38,876 --> 00:17:40,584 that ends in manly bear hugs. 413 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,334 [grunting] 414 00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:46,168 Get some rest. Tomorrow's a big day. 415 00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:49,418 Hmm… 416 00:17:50,293 --> 00:17:52,793 You're just gonna let me have it. 417 00:17:54,251 --> 00:17:55,626 [groans] 418 00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:57,876 [melancholy music playing] 419 00:17:58,918 --> 00:17:59,834 Mmm! 420 00:17:59,918 --> 00:18:02,459 [sniffing] Mmm, mmm! Mmm. Mmm. 421 00:18:02,543 --> 00:18:03,543 [pants, chomps] 422 00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:04,751 [electricity buzzes] 423 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,584 [screaming, grunting] 424 00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:10,876 -[grunts] -[glass shatters] 425 00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:13,459 [groans] 426 00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:15,334 [sighs] 427 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:18,584 Huh? 428 00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,584 [sentimental music playing] 429 00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:22,084 [Marmaduke whines softly] 430 00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,709 [groans] 431 00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:34,626 [Marmaduke snoring] 432 00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:37,126 [Marmaduke] Man, what do you have against sleep? 433 00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:38,334 [grunting] 434 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,251 Hey! 435 00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:40,793 [Guy straining] 436 00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,626 [Marmaduke] I need my beauty sleep! 437 00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:45,251 [Guy grunting] 438 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,709 With the help of my newest robotech training system, 439 00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:52,251 I will turn you into a champion. 440 00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:55,918 You will learn the proper way to stand and walk 441 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,501 and learn to control your impulse to eat. 442 00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:00,918 Is it already lunchtime? 443 00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,376 [Guy] And you will train on different obstacles 444 00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:06,293 until you have the speed and agility of a champion. 445 00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:07,793 What about the kick? 446 00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:10,126 Let's begin. 447 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,334 Follow the pose. 448 00:19:14,126 --> 00:19:14,959 Huh? 449 00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:16,626 Oh! 450 00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:18,543 [quavers] 451 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:19,459 [grunts] 452 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:21,626 [sighs] 453 00:19:25,293 --> 00:19:28,001 [Guy] You must control your impulse to eat. 454 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:28,918 [Marmaduke] Hmm? 455 00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:32,459 [licks lips] 456 00:19:32,543 --> 00:19:33,459 [panting] 457 00:19:34,168 --> 00:19:36,334 -[metal clangs, warbles] -[shouts, grunts] 458 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:40,043 [Guy] Through the poles. 459 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:41,668 Quickly! 460 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:44,793 [grunting] 461 00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:47,209 Whoa! 462 00:19:47,293 --> 00:19:49,668 I'm too cute to die! 463 00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:51,543 [grunts, groans] 464 00:19:51,626 --> 00:19:53,043 Ahh! Ugh! Ahh! 465 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,043 [groans] 466 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,084 [snoring] 467 00:19:56,168 --> 00:19:58,959 [Marmaduke grunts] There's no reason to start so early. 468 00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,084 [Guy and Marmaduke grunt] 469 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,959 -[Marmaduke] The sun isn't even up. -[Guy straining] 470 00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:06,126 [Marmaduke] Come on! 471 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,709 [grunts] 472 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,084 [groans] 473 00:20:15,501 --> 00:20:16,709 Jump through the rings! 474 00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:18,334 Oh… 475 00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:21,334 [Marmaduke] This is gonna hurt! 476 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,668 Whoa! [grunts] 477 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:24,751 -[metal clangs] -Oof! 478 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,293 -[grunts] -[chuckles] 479 00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:30,668 [grunts] Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 480 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:31,709 [grunts, thuds] 481 00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:34,043 [slurps] 482 00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:38,543 -[clangs] -Oh! 483 00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:40,751 Follow my movements. 484 00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:45,334 Kick time, all right. [chuckles mischievously] 485 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,043 [grunts] 486 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,876 [grunts, groans] 487 00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:55,418 -[whines] -[sighs] 488 00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:58,418 [intense music playing] 489 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,001 -[gasps softly] -[Guy] Go! 490 00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:05,918 [Marmaduke] Oh, why am I doing this? I'm gonna get chopped in half! 491 00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:07,918 [screams, groans] 492 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,251 [groaning] 493 00:21:11,626 --> 00:21:14,876 -[grunts] -[accordion squeaking] 494 00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:15,793 -[pops] -[grunts] 495 00:21:15,876 --> 00:21:17,668 [groans] 496 00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:21,959 [thudding] 497 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,043 What? 498 00:21:23,126 --> 00:21:25,334 [thudding continues] 499 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,418 Yikes! 500 00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:33,834 [screaming in slow motion] 501 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:34,751 Shark! 502 00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:37,001 -Ow! -[alarm clock beeping] 503 00:21:37,084 --> 00:21:38,001 I… I'm alive. 504 00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:39,751 I'm alive! 505 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:41,626 [beeping stops] 506 00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:44,293 [dramatic music playing] 507 00:21:46,751 --> 00:21:48,418 [metal clangs, warbles] 508 00:21:49,751 --> 00:21:50,959 [crashes] 509 00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:53,834 [clanks] 510 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,001 [beeps, stops] 511 00:22:18,876 --> 00:22:21,668 [dramatic music continues] 512 00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:24,543 -[Guy yelps] -Let's do this, Guy. 513 00:22:37,126 --> 00:22:37,959 [oven dings] 514 00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:40,668 Brr! 515 00:22:40,751 --> 00:22:41,584 No! 516 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:49,751 [Guy] Go! 517 00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:53,918 -[grunts] -Let's see how well you play with fire. 518 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:56,418 [growls] 519 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:57,959 [grunts] 520 00:23:04,126 --> 00:23:05,126 [grunts] Nailed it! 521 00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:07,251 [record scratches] 522 00:23:07,334 --> 00:23:10,334 We did it! We did it! [laughs gleefully] We did it! 523 00:23:10,418 --> 00:23:11,584 Oh, we did it! 524 00:23:11,668 --> 00:23:13,959 [giggles] Ooh! Yes! 525 00:23:14,751 --> 00:23:15,751 [sizzling] 526 00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:17,001 [sniffing] 527 00:23:17,751 --> 00:23:22,709 [screams, blowing] 528 00:23:25,126 --> 00:23:27,584 You are no longer dog. 529 00:23:27,668 --> 00:23:30,251 You are Marmaduke. 530 00:23:32,459 --> 00:23:34,418 And you're no longer guy. 531 00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:38,251 You're Guy, you know? With, like, a capital G. 532 00:23:42,376 --> 00:23:43,918 [hesitates] I love you, man. 533 00:23:45,918 --> 00:23:46,959 [Guy] Aw. 534 00:23:48,334 --> 00:23:49,168 [chuckles] 535 00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:55,376 Tomorrow, you enter your first competition. 536 00:24:03,751 --> 00:24:08,334 [upbeat music playing] 537 00:24:09,293 --> 00:24:11,793 [Barbara] Why is Dad out shopping for a new car? 538 00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:15,501 Because he thinks Marmaduke is gonna make us rich. 539 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:18,501 Billy, stop saying true things about your father. 540 00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:21,793 Why? All he cares about is the prize money. 541 00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:23,959 Yeah, what a jerk. 542 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:28,418 Mom, if Marmaduke wins, can I get a pony? 543 00:24:29,876 --> 00:24:31,293 We'll see, honey. [chuckles] 544 00:24:32,334 --> 00:24:33,251 Hmm… 545 00:24:33,334 --> 00:24:36,209 [announcer] Welcome to the County Dog Show! 546 00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:41,209 And now, I'd like to introduce Henri and Philippe! 547 00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,126 [applauding] 548 00:24:42,209 --> 00:24:45,334 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 549 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:48,126 the dog you've all been waiting for. 550 00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:51,043 -It is Zeus! -[audience cheering] 551 00:24:57,751 --> 00:24:59,084 [audience gasps] 552 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:01,918 [Billy] Ahh! 553 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,334 Oh! 554 00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:08,334 Come on, people. Don't be shy. 555 00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:14,001 Come on up and take a close look at the future World Champion. 556 00:25:14,084 --> 00:25:16,834 -[chuckles] -[cheering] 557 00:25:18,668 --> 00:25:19,584 Oh! 558 00:25:20,293 --> 00:25:23,001 He shimmers like gold! 559 00:25:25,334 --> 00:25:29,751 Look how beautiful Shimmer Shampoo makes Zeus's hair, no? 560 00:25:31,501 --> 00:25:35,626 That is the best-looking dog I've ever seen! 561 00:25:35,709 --> 00:25:38,168 That's just the lights from the-- Oh! Ah! 562 00:25:41,543 --> 00:25:43,584 Okay, that's the fur. 563 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,001 That is the fur. 564 00:25:45,501 --> 00:25:46,584 [groans] 565 00:25:46,668 --> 00:25:49,543 Aw. Looks aren't everything. 566 00:25:49,626 --> 00:25:50,626 Aw, thanks, buddy. 567 00:25:50,709 --> 00:25:52,501 [Barbara] Hey, Billy! Come here! 568 00:25:53,959 --> 00:25:55,918 Wait, what's that supposed to mean? 569 00:25:56,793 --> 00:26:01,376 And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for Shimmer Shampoo. 570 00:26:01,918 --> 00:26:04,751 Guaranteed to turn your dog into a dream… 571 00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:07,084 -[Philippe chuckles] -…like the Zeus. 572 00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:10,251 -No wonder he's so shiny. -Billy, look. 573 00:26:10,334 --> 00:26:14,084 [Marmaduke] He uses name-brand shampoo. I use soap. 574 00:26:14,168 --> 00:26:15,459 Dish soap. 575 00:26:16,459 --> 00:26:18,959 Mom, can I use Shimmer Shampoo? 576 00:26:20,793 --> 00:26:21,834 Don't be silly. 577 00:26:22,418 --> 00:26:25,043 You're not using dog shampoo. [chuckles] 578 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:28,209 -[gasps] -[cash register dings] 579 00:26:28,293 --> 00:26:29,668 It's too expensive. 580 00:26:31,418 --> 00:26:35,459 Zeus is so, so special. [giggles] 581 00:26:36,126 --> 00:26:37,084 Hmm. 582 00:26:37,168 --> 00:26:39,543 [sarcastically] So, so special. Right. 583 00:26:39,626 --> 00:26:41,584 Yes. Please. Okay. 584 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:47,084 Come out to the big show and see the next World Dog Champion! 585 00:26:47,168 --> 00:26:48,209 [cheering] 586 00:26:48,293 --> 00:26:50,084 [Henri and Philippe] Zeus! 587 00:26:50,168 --> 00:26:51,168 [cheering continues] 588 00:26:51,251 --> 00:26:56,126 And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for the Shimmer Shampoo! 589 00:26:56,209 --> 00:26:58,501 Handmade by me and my brother. 590 00:26:58,584 --> 00:26:59,418 [chuckles] 591 00:27:00,168 --> 00:27:02,126 Oh! Zeus. 592 00:27:02,918 --> 00:27:05,209 I'm so happy to be-- [grunts] 593 00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:06,501 Sorry. 594 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:07,418 [shudders] 595 00:27:09,418 --> 00:27:12,334 Come to buy some shampoo, fleabag? 596 00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:16,834 Or did you just want to see what a champion looks like up close? 597 00:27:16,918 --> 00:27:19,751 You know what? I'm gonna be a champion too. 598 00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:21,751 [laughing] 599 00:27:21,834 --> 00:27:27,209 Okay. First of all, ah, I'm going to be the next World Champion. 600 00:27:27,293 --> 00:27:31,459 Second of all, the only thing you're going to win is 601 00:27:31,543 --> 00:27:35,126 total humiliation for you and your family. 602 00:27:35,668 --> 00:27:36,668 [grumbles] 603 00:27:37,959 --> 00:27:39,168 -[roars] -[gasps, shouts] 604 00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:42,209 -Oh! -[laughs] Psych. 605 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:43,876 [groans] 606 00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:44,834 Huh? 607 00:27:44,918 --> 00:27:46,209 [Guy chuckles] 608 00:27:46,293 --> 00:27:48,043 Congratulations, Marmaduke. 609 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:50,834 You're all signed up for your first dog show. 610 00:27:50,918 --> 00:27:51,751 Guy? 611 00:27:52,876 --> 00:27:53,709 Oh! 612 00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:56,209 Who's this pretty princess? 613 00:27:56,293 --> 00:27:59,043 [scoffs] See ya later, loser. 614 00:27:59,626 --> 00:28:00,459 Humph. 615 00:28:01,168 --> 00:28:02,709 Ugh. Ooh. 616 00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:07,251 Oh, I hope this disguise works and no one recognizes me. 617 00:28:07,334 --> 00:28:09,793 Come on, we have to get ready for the competition. 618 00:28:10,293 --> 00:28:12,251 [upbeat music playing] 619 00:28:13,418 --> 00:28:15,043 [urinating] 620 00:28:17,501 --> 00:28:20,668 Today, you'll show them all that you are a champion. 621 00:28:24,043 --> 00:28:25,084 Showtime. 622 00:28:25,168 --> 00:28:26,168 [Marmaduke] Wow. 623 00:28:36,459 --> 00:28:38,334 -Hmm? -Hi, pal. 624 00:28:39,043 --> 00:28:40,084 Hi. 625 00:28:41,418 --> 00:28:44,793 So many new friends to talk to. 626 00:28:44,876 --> 00:28:45,751 Yay! 627 00:28:45,834 --> 00:28:47,834 Ah. Here we are. 628 00:28:47,918 --> 00:28:49,168 Wow. 629 00:28:49,251 --> 00:28:50,751 This is all for me? 630 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,501 You belong here. 631 00:28:53,084 --> 00:28:55,834 -You have to believe you're a winner. -Huh? [grunts] 632 00:28:55,918 --> 00:28:57,793 So start acting like one. 633 00:28:58,418 --> 00:29:00,209 [muffled] Okey dokey. 634 00:29:00,293 --> 00:29:03,668 -[warbles] -Stay put while I find out when we're up. 635 00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:05,626 Okay. 636 00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:07,584 Believe you're a winner. 637 00:29:07,668 --> 00:29:09,251 Got it. No problem. 638 00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:11,834 I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner. 639 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:13,418 -[dog gasps] Zeus. -Huh? 640 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:17,209 -[triumphant music playing] -[woman squeals] Zeus! 641 00:29:19,543 --> 00:29:21,501 Oh no. Zeus! 642 00:29:21,584 --> 00:29:22,959 Okay, okay. Act cool. 643 00:29:23,043 --> 00:29:25,126 Just ignore him, and he won't bother you. 644 00:29:26,209 --> 00:29:28,459 Oh, Zeus. Zeus! 645 00:29:28,543 --> 00:29:31,334 -It was so great to meet you earlier. -[sighs] 646 00:29:31,418 --> 00:29:32,418 [grunts] 647 00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:33,709 [quavering] 648 00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:35,126 -[Zeus chuckles] -[grunts] 649 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:41,376 Hey, buddy. I just wanted to apologize for how I acted earlier. 650 00:29:41,459 --> 00:29:42,959 Whatever, Zeus. 651 00:29:44,459 --> 00:29:46,793 But did… did… did you just apologize? 652 00:29:47,543 --> 00:29:48,501 Yeah, man. 653 00:29:48,584 --> 00:29:52,918 I spent the whole day on that lousy stage taking pictures and… 654 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,543 -I just lost it. -[woman] Oh! Oh no! 655 00:29:55,626 --> 00:29:58,709 Us show dogs have to stick together, bro-bro. 656 00:29:58,793 --> 00:30:00,626 [woman] No, boy! Oh, stop! 657 00:30:00,709 --> 00:30:04,168 [hesitantly] Okay, bro-bro. 658 00:30:04,251 --> 00:30:08,709 I can tell I need to earn your trust. Let me show you something. 659 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:15,001 Now, there's a well-known secret about every single dog show. 660 00:30:16,168 --> 00:30:17,001 Follow me. 661 00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:24,293 Nobody comes here for stupid little trophies or fancy ribbons. 662 00:30:24,376 --> 00:30:27,001 -Huh? -We come here for… 663 00:30:29,168 --> 00:30:30,709 the food! 664 00:30:30,793 --> 00:30:33,459 [Marmaduke] It's… it's a… I don't… I can't… 665 00:30:33,543 --> 00:30:34,959 I… I want… I… 666 00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,334 I need… 667 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,876 There's… there's so much food! 668 00:30:39,459 --> 00:30:41,084 [Zeus] You okay, buddy? 669 00:30:41,168 --> 00:30:44,418 Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay. Just… just gimme a sec, all right? 670 00:30:44,501 --> 00:30:45,668 It's so beautiful. 671 00:30:45,751 --> 00:30:47,334 Go on. Dive in. 672 00:30:48,668 --> 00:30:52,293 But we're not supposed to eat a large meal before a competition. 673 00:30:53,043 --> 00:30:58,126 A large meal before a competition is exactly what you need. 674 00:30:58,209 --> 00:31:00,501 We don't have much time, so dig in. 675 00:31:01,209 --> 00:31:02,584 [chewing] Mmm. Mmm. 676 00:31:02,668 --> 00:31:04,168 Okay, I'm in. 677 00:31:04,668 --> 00:31:06,793 But just a tiny taste. [exhales] 678 00:31:08,543 --> 00:31:11,084 I gotta rush and get highlight touch-ups. 679 00:31:11,168 --> 00:31:12,834 I'll see you in five. 680 00:31:12,918 --> 00:31:14,668 -See ya. -[saliva dripping] 681 00:31:14,751 --> 00:31:15,876 [chuckles menacingly] 682 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,251 [crowd cheering] 683 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,501 [announcer] All contestants please report to the main stage. 684 00:31:21,126 --> 00:31:23,001 The show is finally starting! 685 00:31:23,084 --> 00:31:24,084 [laughs gleefully] 686 00:31:25,459 --> 00:31:26,418 -Where the… -[barks] 687 00:31:26,501 --> 00:31:27,626 -…is Marmaduke? 688 00:31:28,501 --> 00:31:30,876 [Marmaduke, dazedly] So fat. 689 00:31:30,959 --> 00:31:32,918 So happy. 690 00:31:33,001 --> 00:31:34,001 [belches] 691 00:31:34,084 --> 00:31:36,084 [groans, belches] 692 00:31:36,668 --> 00:31:40,168 [announcer] All contestants please report to the main stage. 693 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:42,501 [groans] 694 00:31:43,084 --> 00:31:45,043 -[stomach gurgles] -[groaning continues] 695 00:31:45,126 --> 00:31:45,959 [sighs] 696 00:31:46,876 --> 00:31:50,918 [straining, groaning] 697 00:31:51,918 --> 00:31:54,751 -Whoa! [grunts] -[dishes clattering] 698 00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:56,501 Okay, gotta get up. 699 00:31:56,584 --> 00:31:57,418 [strains] 700 00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,543 [grunting] 701 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:02,293 -[sighs, groans] -[stomach sloshes] 702 00:32:03,293 --> 00:32:04,793 Did my legs shrink? 703 00:32:05,876 --> 00:32:06,751 [grunts] 704 00:32:06,834 --> 00:32:09,334 [announcer] The dog show competition is starting. 705 00:32:09,418 --> 00:32:11,376 All contestants must get ready. 706 00:32:11,459 --> 00:32:13,918 [groaning] I can't believe I ate the whole thing. 707 00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:16,168 [straining] 708 00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:18,459 [grunting] 709 00:32:18,543 --> 00:32:20,834 [straining] 710 00:32:20,918 --> 00:32:22,626 -[legs warbling] -[panting] 711 00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:24,626 [inhales sharply] 712 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:25,834 [farts] 713 00:32:25,918 --> 00:32:27,876 [exhales] Okay. 714 00:32:27,959 --> 00:32:31,043 [crowd cheering] 715 00:32:31,126 --> 00:32:32,876 [announcer] Bring out the dogs! 716 00:32:33,459 --> 00:32:35,376 Yay! Here they come! 717 00:32:35,459 --> 00:32:36,751 [Guy] Ugh. 718 00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:40,376 Where is that… [sighs] 719 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,168 Oh! Where have you been? 720 00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:44,584 Don't worry. I was just checking my blood sugar. 721 00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:45,501 [burps] 722 00:32:45,584 --> 00:32:46,959 [coughing] 723 00:32:47,043 --> 00:32:49,209 What is that smell?! 724 00:32:49,293 --> 00:32:50,251 [clears throat] 725 00:32:50,334 --> 00:32:53,293 Now, remember, float around the perimeter. 726 00:32:53,376 --> 00:32:55,376 [crowd cheering] 727 00:33:00,626 --> 00:33:02,418 [Billy] Hey! There's Marmaduke! 728 00:33:03,001 --> 00:33:05,418 [Marmaduke] Floating. Just keep floating. 729 00:33:11,543 --> 00:33:13,584 [woman] Go! Go! Yes! 730 00:33:13,668 --> 00:33:15,584 [cheering continues] 731 00:33:15,668 --> 00:33:17,501 [Marmaduke] See? We're good. 732 00:33:18,334 --> 00:33:21,293 Easy peasy, lemon-- 733 00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:23,418 -[grunts] -[stomach gurgles] 734 00:33:25,043 --> 00:33:25,918 Uh-oh. 735 00:33:26,418 --> 00:33:27,793 [gurgling] 736 00:33:28,751 --> 00:33:30,126 -[thuds] -[legs quaver] 737 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,459 -[farts] -What are you doing? 738 00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:34,293 [groaning] I gotta go! 739 00:33:34,376 --> 00:33:35,709 -[farts] -[sniffs] 740 00:33:35,793 --> 00:33:36,709 Blech! 741 00:33:36,793 --> 00:33:41,043 That's it. I'm never smelling a dog's rear end again. 742 00:33:41,126 --> 00:33:45,001 What happened to you? Did you swallow the Goodyear Blimp? 743 00:33:45,084 --> 00:33:46,918 What's going on?! 744 00:33:47,001 --> 00:33:47,834 Whoa! 745 00:33:47,918 --> 00:33:50,459 He looks like me after Taco Tuesday. 746 00:33:51,793 --> 00:33:52,668 Get up. 747 00:33:52,751 --> 00:33:55,043 I can't. Trust me. 748 00:33:55,959 --> 00:33:57,543 What's wrong with Marmaduke? 749 00:33:58,168 --> 00:33:59,126 [straining] Get up. 750 00:33:59,793 --> 00:34:01,668 [Zeus] How was your snack? 751 00:34:01,751 --> 00:34:04,584 -You look a bit bloated. [chuckles] -[grunting nervously] 752 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,126 I… I'm fine, thank you. I… I just have to… 753 00:34:07,209 --> 00:34:09,793 [gurgling] 754 00:34:09,876 --> 00:34:11,084 Uh-oh! 755 00:34:11,876 --> 00:34:13,334 I need to-- Oh! 756 00:34:17,043 --> 00:34:18,626 -Gotta go! -Marmaduke! 757 00:34:18,709 --> 00:34:20,959 -[panting] -[spluttering] 758 00:34:21,043 --> 00:34:24,709 [panting frantically] 759 00:34:25,626 --> 00:34:26,751 [labored breathing] 760 00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:33,168 [panting] It's too far. I'm not gonna make it. 761 00:34:33,251 --> 00:34:34,084 [whimpers] 762 00:34:34,168 --> 00:34:35,126 Oh? Oh! 763 00:34:37,043 --> 00:34:39,959 -Ah. I can do it. I can do it. -[tires screeching] 764 00:34:40,043 --> 00:34:41,418 Someone control that dog. 765 00:34:41,501 --> 00:34:43,376 [panting] 766 00:34:43,459 --> 00:34:44,834 -[boings] -Aah! 767 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:45,751 [grunts] 768 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,834 [screaming] 769 00:34:48,918 --> 00:34:51,959 [screaming continues] 770 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,293 [stomach gurgling] 771 00:34:56,376 --> 00:35:01,709 -[exhaling] -[farting] 772 00:35:01,793 --> 00:35:03,376 -[man] What is that? -[kid] Oh my God! 773 00:35:03,459 --> 00:35:05,918 -[girl] What's happening? -[Henri] What the heck? 774 00:35:06,001 --> 00:35:07,793 [screaming, grunting] 775 00:35:07,876 --> 00:35:09,584 -[Dottie] What is that? -[coughing] 776 00:35:10,584 --> 00:35:11,793 [Phil] Watch out! 777 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:13,001 [coughing] 778 00:35:14,043 --> 00:35:14,959 [girl screams] 779 00:35:15,043 --> 00:35:16,918 [dramatic music playing] 780 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:20,918 [screaming] 781 00:35:21,001 --> 00:35:23,209 [girl crying] 782 00:35:23,293 --> 00:35:24,834 [snoring] 783 00:35:24,918 --> 00:35:26,376 [whimpering] 784 00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:28,459 [woman screams] 785 00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:33,334 [retching] 786 00:35:33,418 --> 00:35:35,293 [Barbara screams] 787 00:35:37,793 --> 00:35:38,626 [gags] 788 00:35:42,751 --> 00:35:45,501 [woman gagging, coughing] 789 00:35:45,584 --> 00:35:47,584 [dramatic music continues] 790 00:35:58,209 --> 00:36:00,293 [boy] We're all gonna die! 791 00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:03,293 [screaming] 792 00:36:03,376 --> 00:36:04,876 -[boy grunts] -[crashing] 793 00:36:05,668 --> 00:36:07,001 [coughing] 794 00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:08,751 That's awesome! 795 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,084 [coughing] 796 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:14,834 [inhales] That was a disgrace! 797 00:36:15,668 --> 00:36:19,584 I’ve never seen anything more embarrassing in all my life! 798 00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:25,043 I can't believe I thought you had a shot at greatness. 799 00:36:25,126 --> 00:36:26,209 [Marmaduke whimpers] 800 00:36:26,293 --> 00:36:28,584 Congratulations, Phil. 801 00:36:28,668 --> 00:36:31,876 You've discovered a new breed of dog. 802 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:34,668 The Not-So-Great Dane. 803 00:36:35,751 --> 00:36:37,001 [sighs] 804 00:36:41,543 --> 00:36:43,918 [groans] 805 00:36:44,626 --> 00:36:46,626 -[sighs] -[Billy] It's okay, boy. 806 00:36:46,709 --> 00:36:48,959 You don't have to do this anymore. 807 00:36:49,043 --> 00:36:50,376 It's all over. 808 00:36:53,043 --> 00:36:57,418 [high-pitched coughing] 809 00:36:57,501 --> 00:36:58,334 [gags] 810 00:36:58,418 --> 00:37:01,251 {\an8}-[school bell rings] -[upbeat music playing] 811 00:37:03,334 --> 00:37:06,418 [girls laughing] 812 00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:07,376 Ew. 813 00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:08,834 [laughs] Gross. 814 00:37:09,543 --> 00:37:10,418 Hey. 815 00:37:13,126 --> 00:37:14,043 Hey, guys. 816 00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:17,043 [cheerleaders laughing] 817 00:37:17,876 --> 00:37:21,251 Watch out. It's El Stinko! 818 00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:25,501 She shares a home with Scooby Poo! 819 00:37:25,584 --> 00:37:29,501 [laughing] 820 00:37:29,584 --> 00:37:31,334 -[sad music playing] -[cheerleader] Ew! 821 00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:34,376 [laughing continues] 822 00:37:37,626 --> 00:37:39,293 [upbeat music playing] 823 00:37:39,376 --> 00:37:40,334 [boy] Check it out. 824 00:37:41,209 --> 00:37:42,043 [chuckles] 825 00:37:45,668 --> 00:37:47,376 [boys laughing] 826 00:37:47,459 --> 00:37:48,293 [grunts] 827 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:53,459 Your dog is disgusting! 828 00:37:53,543 --> 00:37:54,876 -Yeah. -[laughing] 829 00:37:54,959 --> 00:37:56,084 Take it back! 830 00:37:56,751 --> 00:37:57,584 [grunts] 831 00:37:58,084 --> 00:38:00,001 -[boy taunting in singsong] -[boy 2] Get him! 832 00:38:00,501 --> 00:38:01,626 [grunting] 833 00:38:01,709 --> 00:38:03,959 [boys laughing] 834 00:38:04,043 --> 00:38:05,043 [boy 2] Loser! 835 00:38:08,543 --> 00:38:10,543 [sentimental music playing] 836 00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:13,459 [grunts] 837 00:38:24,626 --> 00:38:25,543 [Marmaduke] Billy? 838 00:38:30,334 --> 00:38:31,168 [sighs] 839 00:38:34,418 --> 00:38:36,334 Say something nice to your dog. 840 00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:40,751 [sighs] 841 00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:50,293 [sighs] 842 00:38:51,126 --> 00:38:51,959 You… 843 00:38:52,918 --> 00:38:53,751 I mean… 844 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:55,626 You… 845 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:57,626 [whimpers] 846 00:38:59,001 --> 00:39:00,793 You are who you are, Marmaduke. 847 00:39:08,126 --> 00:39:08,959 [sighs] 848 00:39:09,626 --> 00:39:11,501 [exhales] 849 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:13,793 [groans] 850 00:39:19,126 --> 00:39:20,459 Oh, Phil means well, 851 00:39:20,543 --> 00:39:24,584 but he's not really good at the old pick-me-up speech. 852 00:39:25,376 --> 00:39:26,418 [sighs] 853 00:39:27,209 --> 00:39:30,251 Oh, come on. It's not that big a deal. 854 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:33,084 So you lost the dog show competition. 855 00:39:33,168 --> 00:39:34,459 I didn't just lose. 856 00:39:34,543 --> 00:39:38,834 I lost it in the championship trophy in front of 500 people. 857 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,751 [sighs] 858 00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:42,126 Do you have any idea how humiliating that is? 859 00:39:42,209 --> 00:39:44,668 -Then I got my butt stuck in the trophy. -[inhales sharply] 860 00:39:44,751 --> 00:39:47,001 And tt took two security guards to get it out! 861 00:39:47,959 --> 00:39:48,793 [grunts] 862 00:39:51,293 --> 00:39:56,001 Well, that's a memory the dog show crowd will cherish for the rest of their lives. 863 00:39:56,084 --> 00:39:57,126 [sighs] 864 00:39:58,793 --> 00:40:01,501 Probably best if you lay low for a while. 865 00:40:02,126 --> 00:40:03,543 This will all blow over. 866 00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:05,334 I hope. 867 00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,918 [groans, whimpers] 868 00:40:11,001 --> 00:40:11,834 [treat thuds] 869 00:40:13,543 --> 00:40:16,084 [birds chirping] 870 00:40:16,168 --> 00:40:18,126 [crickets chirping] 871 00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:19,293 [light switch clicks] 872 00:40:23,793 --> 00:40:24,626 [grunts] 873 00:40:26,668 --> 00:40:27,501 [huffs] 874 00:40:30,251 --> 00:40:31,168 [sobs] 875 00:40:31,251 --> 00:40:32,834 I quit cheerleading today. 876 00:40:33,334 --> 00:40:35,001 [Dottie] Oh, honey. 877 00:40:35,668 --> 00:40:40,626 And I always thought Dad would be the reason why I had no friends in school. 878 00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:41,793 Thanks, Barb. 879 00:40:42,876 --> 00:40:45,543 Our dog's a loser! 880 00:40:46,251 --> 00:40:47,459 He's not a loser! 881 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:50,626 Kids. 882 00:40:51,418 --> 00:40:54,001 Some dogs are meant to be champions. 883 00:40:56,293 --> 00:40:58,209 Some dogs are meant to be… 884 00:40:58,876 --> 00:40:59,793 dogs. 885 00:41:00,418 --> 00:41:03,668 Messy, clumsy, undisciplined dogs. [chuckles] 886 00:41:04,543 --> 00:41:07,501 Mom's right. The whole thing is unfortunate. 887 00:41:08,418 --> 00:41:11,834 But the best thing we can do is put the whole thing behind us. 888 00:41:12,709 --> 00:41:13,834 -Huh? -[record scratches] 889 00:41:13,918 --> 00:41:15,918 {\an8}[epic orchestral music playing] 890 00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:25,043 -[record scratches] -What is it? 891 00:41:25,126 --> 00:41:27,543 Guy wants us to pay for the training costs. 892 00:41:27,626 --> 00:41:29,418 Did you agree to that? 893 00:41:29,501 --> 00:41:32,293 It was supposed to come out of the prize money 894 00:41:32,376 --> 00:41:34,001 that we didn't win. 895 00:41:34,084 --> 00:41:36,209 We're all losers! 896 00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:38,293 [sobbing] 897 00:41:38,959 --> 00:41:41,293 [sighs] It's all my fault. 898 00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:44,459 [Dottie] Oh, honey. It's gonna be okay. 899 00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:51,126 [somber music playing] 900 00:41:52,209 --> 00:41:53,043 [sighs] 901 00:41:53,876 --> 00:41:54,918 I'm really sorry. 902 00:42:05,876 --> 00:42:07,709 -[thunder rumbling] -[King Tut sighs] 903 00:42:20,876 --> 00:42:23,251 [dramatic up-tempo music playing] 904 00:42:24,293 --> 00:42:27,751 [Dottie] Kids, some dogs are meant to be champions. 905 00:42:28,418 --> 00:42:29,918 Some dogs are meant to be… 906 00:42:30,626 --> 00:42:31,459 dogs. 907 00:42:33,876 --> 00:42:35,918 [Barbara] Our dog's a loser! 908 00:42:37,834 --> 00:42:40,584 [Zeus] The only thing you're going to win 909 00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:44,834 is total humiliation for you and your family. 910 00:42:44,918 --> 00:42:46,001 [groans] 911 00:42:46,084 --> 00:42:47,751 [Phil] He's gone too far, Dottie. 912 00:42:48,459 --> 00:42:51,334 Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school. 913 00:42:53,168 --> 00:42:55,793 [Guy] You've discovered a new breed of dog, 914 00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:58,626 the Not-So-Great Dane. 915 00:42:59,584 --> 00:43:01,084 -[grunts] -[car horn blaring] 916 00:43:01,168 --> 00:43:02,001 Whoa! 917 00:43:02,793 --> 00:43:03,876 [grunts] 918 00:43:03,959 --> 00:43:05,584 [panting] 919 00:43:11,793 --> 00:43:12,626 Oh! 920 00:43:14,584 --> 00:43:15,668 [sighs] 921 00:43:21,668 --> 00:43:23,543 They’ll be better off without me. 922 00:43:25,376 --> 00:43:26,918 I'm such a loser. 923 00:43:28,126 --> 00:43:29,501 [car horn blaring] 924 00:43:29,584 --> 00:43:30,793 -[tires squealing] -Huh? 925 00:43:33,543 --> 00:43:34,709 Toodle-oo! 926 00:43:34,793 --> 00:43:35,793 King Tut! 927 00:43:36,626 --> 00:43:39,084 -[panting] -[car horns beeping] 928 00:43:39,668 --> 00:43:40,876 [tires squealing] 929 00:43:40,959 --> 00:43:43,251 [grunting in slow motion] 930 00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:48,584 -[grunts] -[car horn beeping] 931 00:43:50,918 --> 00:43:52,418 What were you doing out there? 932 00:43:52,918 --> 00:43:54,584 Waiting for you. 933 00:43:54,668 --> 00:43:55,501 What? 934 00:43:56,376 --> 00:43:58,126 [King Tut] I knew I wasn’t in any danger 935 00:43:58,209 --> 00:44:01,501 because you’ll do whatever it takes to make sure 936 00:44:01,584 --> 00:44:04,168 that the whole family is safe and sound. 937 00:44:05,918 --> 00:44:07,501 Tell that to Billy and Barbara. 938 00:44:08,876 --> 00:44:11,209 [King Tut] Nobody wins their first competition. 939 00:44:11,293 --> 00:44:15,584 You just need to go back out there and make things right. 940 00:44:16,293 --> 00:44:18,876 Are you kidding? All that training? 941 00:44:18,959 --> 00:44:20,251 What a joke. 942 00:44:20,334 --> 00:44:22,084 Guy was right. 943 00:44:22,168 --> 00:44:25,293 -There is a champion inside of you. -[soft piano music playing] 944 00:44:26,376 --> 00:44:27,334 How do you know? 945 00:44:28,168 --> 00:44:31,168 Because he just saved me. 946 00:44:33,626 --> 00:44:34,709 Huh. 947 00:44:35,334 --> 00:44:36,668 Believe in yourself. 948 00:44:38,626 --> 00:44:39,918 Believe I'm a champion? 949 00:44:41,001 --> 00:44:42,043 [King Tut] Yep. 950 00:44:42,126 --> 00:44:43,834 Come on. Let's go home. 951 00:44:45,251 --> 00:44:47,209 [Marmaduke] I am a champion. 952 00:44:47,293 --> 00:44:49,959 I'm the greatest dog of all time. 953 00:44:50,043 --> 00:44:53,876 [King Tut] I wouldn't go that far, but top five million for sure. 954 00:44:54,501 --> 00:44:55,501 [Marmaduke] Awesome! 955 00:45:01,168 --> 00:45:02,501 -[sips] -[knocking on door] 956 00:45:04,376 --> 00:45:05,834 -[blowing] -[knocking on door] 957 00:45:06,626 --> 00:45:07,459 [sighs] 958 00:45:08,918 --> 00:45:09,918 [knocking continues] 959 00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:14,251 I'm back. Let's do this. 960 00:45:14,334 --> 00:45:17,584 Oh, look. It's you. Listen. 961 00:45:17,668 --> 00:45:22,001 It was unfair for me to think that you had what it takes to be a champion. 962 00:45:22,084 --> 00:45:25,793 -Huh? -A champion makes the impossible possible. 963 00:45:26,376 --> 00:45:30,043 But all you’ve done is made it impossible to be a champion. 964 00:45:32,418 --> 00:45:35,043 Go home, dog. 965 00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:39,043 [growls] 966 00:45:40,209 --> 00:45:43,293 I'll show you what a real champion can do. 967 00:45:44,501 --> 00:45:47,293 [intense music playing] 968 00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,668 [panting] 969 00:46:20,709 --> 00:46:21,751 [Big Ben tolls] 970 00:46:21,834 --> 00:46:22,918 [water splashes] 971 00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:27,418 [chomps] 972 00:46:28,084 --> 00:46:31,293 This amazing dog has just done the impossible 973 00:46:31,376 --> 00:46:33,751 and made a solo trip around the world. 974 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:36,376 What? 975 00:46:36,876 --> 00:46:38,043 How can this be? 976 00:46:38,126 --> 00:46:40,793 [reporter] We're also getting reports that this mysterious dog 977 00:46:40,876 --> 00:46:43,668 traversed the Great Wall, and was also spotted crossing-- 978 00:46:43,751 --> 00:46:45,626 -[sighs] -[crowd cheering] 979 00:46:45,709 --> 00:46:48,084 -[glass shatters] -[Billy] There's Marmaduke! 980 00:46:48,168 --> 00:46:50,126 [cheering continues] 981 00:46:50,209 --> 00:46:51,751 [man] Marmaduke's the best! 982 00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:53,209 [boy] Way to go, Marmaduke! 983 00:46:53,293 --> 00:46:57,251 -[dogs barking] -[cheering continues] 984 00:46:57,334 --> 00:46:58,459 [water dripping] 985 00:47:02,584 --> 00:47:04,543 -[dogs barking] -[crowd cheering] 986 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:10,168 I get it, okay? 987 00:47:10,251 --> 00:47:12,834 This dog wants another chance. 988 00:47:12,918 --> 00:47:13,751 [barks] 989 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:17,293 Well, I gave him a chance, and he failed. 990 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:18,626 I was wrong. 991 00:47:18,709 --> 00:47:20,501 There's no champion inside of him. 992 00:47:20,584 --> 00:47:21,418 [sighs] 993 00:47:22,001 --> 00:47:22,834 [grunts] 994 00:47:23,376 --> 00:47:25,209 -Billy. -[man protesting] 995 00:47:25,293 --> 00:47:28,834 -So, please, just leave. -[man] You stink! 996 00:47:28,918 --> 00:47:30,334 What a jerk. 997 00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:32,418 -Dottie. -[huffing] 998 00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:35,168 -[booing] -[barking] 999 00:47:35,251 --> 00:47:37,209 [whimpers] 1000 00:47:37,293 --> 00:47:38,751 It's okay, boy. 1001 00:47:38,834 --> 00:47:40,626 -[whimpering] -[woman] Aw, come on! 1002 00:47:41,334 --> 00:47:42,876 -[man] You're the worst. -Hey! 1003 00:47:43,668 --> 00:47:44,501 [groans] 1004 00:47:45,126 --> 00:47:48,418 If you don't get off my lawn, I'll call the cops. 1005 00:47:48,501 --> 00:47:49,668 Call 'em. 1006 00:47:49,751 --> 00:47:52,626 Because it appears somebody stole your integrity. 1007 00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:54,459 -[crowd gasps] -[laughing] 1008 00:47:54,543 --> 00:47:56,209 -Good one, Billy. -[man] Yeah, he's right! 1009 00:47:56,293 --> 00:47:57,834 [huffs, growls] 1010 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:03,293 You're the one that told Marmaduke you'd turn him into a world champion. 1011 00:48:03,376 --> 00:48:05,334 [man] That's right. Tell him how it is! 1012 00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:09,418 -But if there's a failure in this story… -[man] Tell him. 1013 00:48:09,501 --> 00:48:10,668 …it's you! 1014 00:48:12,543 --> 00:48:13,501 Come on, boy! 1015 00:48:13,584 --> 00:48:15,126 [woman] Listen to the kid! 1016 00:48:15,209 --> 00:48:17,543 [crowd protesting] 1017 00:48:17,626 --> 00:48:19,626 Hmm. He's right. 1018 00:48:19,709 --> 00:48:21,834 [man] Who needs you? Come on. We're going. 1019 00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:23,251 Wait! 1020 00:48:23,876 --> 00:48:26,001 -[Marmaduke whimpers] -[footsteps approaching] 1021 00:48:27,209 --> 00:48:29,459 Nobody's ever called me a failure. 1022 00:48:30,293 --> 00:48:32,376 What's your point? 1023 00:48:32,459 --> 00:48:33,918 My point is 1024 00:48:34,001 --> 00:48:37,918 that I like what the boy said about me being a failure. 1025 00:48:39,293 --> 00:48:40,418 You do? 1026 00:48:42,126 --> 00:48:45,584 Never accepting failure. Never giving up. 1027 00:48:46,168 --> 00:48:50,043 That is how you make the impossible possible. 1028 00:48:50,834 --> 00:48:52,543 And that is what made me 1029 00:48:52,626 --> 00:48:57,126 the greatest dog trainer the world has ever seen! 1030 00:48:57,209 --> 00:49:00,626 Thank you for calling me a failure! 1031 00:49:00,709 --> 00:49:04,626 You reminded me of what I saw in your dog in the first place. 1032 00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:07,168 [Billy grunts] 1033 00:49:08,668 --> 00:49:11,834 -[chuckles] -Oh, we're going to do great things. 1034 00:49:11,918 --> 00:49:13,751 -[grunts] -Marmaduke. 1035 00:49:13,834 --> 00:49:14,709 [Marmaduke grunts] 1036 00:49:15,459 --> 00:49:20,376 Pack your bags, because we're going to the World Dog Championship! 1037 00:49:21,001 --> 00:49:23,209 -[crowd cheering] -[Guy laughing] 1038 00:49:24,543 --> 00:49:28,168 -[dogs barking] -[boy] Marmaduke, you rock! 1039 00:49:28,918 --> 00:49:30,751 Uh, what just happened? 1040 00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:32,876 I'm not sure. 1041 00:49:32,959 --> 00:49:36,334 Well, I think Marmaduke has his trainer back. 1042 00:49:36,418 --> 00:49:40,834 Nobody can annoy somebody into doing something they don't wanna do like my dog. 1043 00:49:40,918 --> 00:49:43,543 Yep. That's kinda always been my motto. 1044 00:49:43,626 --> 00:49:47,543 [Barbara] Yay! Marmaduke! You did it! I love you! 1045 00:49:47,626 --> 00:49:48,793 [dogs barking] 1046 00:49:48,876 --> 00:49:51,626 -[jazzy music playing] -[phone ringing] 1047 00:49:51,709 --> 00:49:52,543 [clears throat] 1048 00:49:53,043 --> 00:49:54,626 Hello, Amy. 1049 00:49:55,376 --> 00:49:56,459 Oh. [chuckles] 1050 00:49:56,543 --> 00:49:57,918 Guy Hilton. 1051 00:49:58,001 --> 00:50:03,168 I have a favor to ask the President of the World Dog Championship. 1052 00:50:03,251 --> 00:50:04,918 What kind of favor? 1053 00:50:05,001 --> 00:50:06,418 I want to bring a rookie 1054 00:50:06,501 --> 00:50:08,418 -to this year’s competition. -[giggles] 1055 00:50:08,959 --> 00:50:10,251 Anything for you. 1056 00:50:10,918 --> 00:50:13,584 And don't make any dinner plans 1057 00:50:14,168 --> 00:50:18,626 because I'm taking you to that cozy place we went to last time. 1058 00:50:18,709 --> 00:50:19,709 Mmm! 1059 00:50:19,793 --> 00:50:21,001 I'd like that. 1060 00:50:21,084 --> 00:50:21,918 [Guy] Perfect. 1061 00:50:22,709 --> 00:50:24,084 See you soon. 1062 00:50:24,668 --> 00:50:25,668 Bye, Guy. 1063 00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:28,334 Yes! 1064 00:50:32,001 --> 00:50:35,959 [upbeat music playing] 1065 00:50:48,751 --> 00:50:51,584 [Billy] Oh, I hope Dad buys a car like this! 1066 00:50:52,209 --> 00:50:55,376 [Marmaduke] My stomach is bubbling, and that never ends well. 1067 00:50:57,168 --> 00:50:58,001 Uh-oh. 1068 00:50:59,126 --> 00:51:01,459 -Okay. Don't be nervous, buddy. -[groans] 1069 00:51:01,959 --> 00:51:03,251 It's just a dog show. 1070 00:51:05,543 --> 00:51:06,543 [Guy] Showtime. 1071 00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:08,959 [camera shutters clicking] 1072 00:51:09,043 --> 00:51:10,334 Wow! 1073 00:51:11,043 --> 00:51:12,834 [cheering] 1074 00:51:12,918 --> 00:51:14,584 [man] Marmaduke! 1075 00:51:16,043 --> 00:51:17,376 -Wow! -Whoa! 1076 00:51:17,459 --> 00:51:18,793 [Dottie] Oh my goodness. 1077 00:51:24,376 --> 00:51:25,626 [Phil] Hey! Wait up! 1078 00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:28,793 [woman] You look good! 1079 00:51:30,209 --> 00:51:31,668 [cheering continues] 1080 00:51:31,751 --> 00:51:33,584 [man] Juan Pedro, you're a hero! 1081 00:51:35,834 --> 00:51:37,168 [sniffing] 1082 00:51:37,251 --> 00:51:39,668 [in Spanish accent] What is that delicious smell? 1083 00:51:39,751 --> 00:51:41,501 [trainer] Juan Pedro, self-control. 1084 00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:45,501 [woman] Shantrelle! Shantrelle! 1085 00:51:49,543 --> 00:51:53,043 [in French accent] This humidity is not doing my coat any favors. 1086 00:51:54,751 --> 00:51:56,543 [grunting, snarls] 1087 00:51:59,626 --> 00:52:01,334 [in British accent] Give us another chop, eh? 1088 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:03,084 Good old boy. 1089 00:52:04,001 --> 00:52:05,001 -[man] Vinnie! -[chomping] 1090 00:52:15,168 --> 00:52:18,626 If we are true to ourselves, then we have already won. 1091 00:52:24,418 --> 00:52:25,751 [Zeus chuckles] 1092 00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:29,251 So which of these mangy mutts is fighting for second place? 1093 00:52:29,334 --> 00:52:30,168 -[man] Zeus! -[laughs] 1094 00:52:30,251 --> 00:52:32,918 [man] Can I get a picture of the greatest of all time? 1095 00:52:36,126 --> 00:52:36,959 [dog barks] 1096 00:52:37,668 --> 00:52:40,543 [trainer] You are truly the best dog ever. Now, win! 1097 00:52:40,626 --> 00:52:44,293 [Guy humming] 1098 00:52:44,376 --> 00:52:46,376 Are we sure these are all dogs? 1099 00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:48,876 I mean, that one has two rear ends. 1100 00:52:49,626 --> 00:52:50,876 -[boings] -[Marmaduke] Oh. 1101 00:52:53,626 --> 00:52:55,501 How does a dog get muscles like that? 1102 00:52:56,376 --> 00:52:59,709 [straining, grunting] 1103 00:52:59,793 --> 00:53:00,751 [humming continues] 1104 00:53:00,834 --> 00:53:02,376 -[grunting] -[leg rattles] 1105 00:53:03,084 --> 00:53:04,001 [strains] 1106 00:53:04,668 --> 00:53:06,668 Wait. Where's me protein shake? 1107 00:53:07,168 --> 00:53:08,668 Ronnie, this ain't funny. 1108 00:53:08,751 --> 00:53:11,543 Ronnie! Ronnie! [barks] 1109 00:53:11,626 --> 00:53:14,126 There you go, sunshine. [chuckles] There you go. 1110 00:53:14,834 --> 00:53:15,668 [belches] 1111 00:53:15,751 --> 00:53:18,584 Hey, Guy, where's my protein shake? 1112 00:53:18,668 --> 00:53:20,209 Hold still, Marmaduke. 1113 00:53:20,751 --> 00:53:23,459 [gasps, sighs] 1114 00:53:23,543 --> 00:53:26,584 [whimsical music playing] 1115 00:53:31,668 --> 00:53:32,501 [brush thuds] 1116 00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:33,459 Amy! 1117 00:53:34,793 --> 00:53:35,626 Don't move. 1118 00:53:37,251 --> 00:53:38,084 Hmm? 1119 00:53:39,209 --> 00:53:41,084 Wait, don't leave me. 1120 00:53:41,168 --> 00:53:44,626 I'm not good in social situations. It gives me really bad gas. 1121 00:53:44,709 --> 00:53:45,584 [stomach rumbles] 1122 00:53:46,168 --> 00:53:47,418 Hello, Guy. 1123 00:53:47,501 --> 00:53:49,918 Thanks for making this happen at the last minute. 1124 00:53:50,001 --> 00:53:51,043 [Amy chuckles] 1125 00:53:51,126 --> 00:53:53,793 Of course. I was glad you called. 1126 00:53:53,876 --> 00:53:56,334 It's really good to see you. 1127 00:53:56,418 --> 00:53:57,959 I'd love to chat, 1128 00:53:58,043 --> 00:54:00,168 but I've got to get back to my office now. 1129 00:54:00,834 --> 00:54:01,668 [gasps] 1130 00:54:02,209 --> 00:54:03,209 Amy, wait. 1131 00:54:04,918 --> 00:54:06,751 Are we still on for dinner? 1132 00:54:06,834 --> 00:54:08,334 [Amy] You do owe me a dinner. 1133 00:54:08,418 --> 00:54:09,334 [Guy] Great! 1134 00:54:09,418 --> 00:54:10,251 Guy. 1135 00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:13,168 -[sniffing] -Huh? Huh? 1136 00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:15,418 Hey, hello. 1137 00:54:15,501 --> 00:54:18,001 [in French accent] I haven't seen you around. 1138 00:54:18,084 --> 00:54:20,751 [nervously] Yeah, well. Um, about that, 1139 00:54:20,834 --> 00:54:24,584 I… I'm… I'm… I'm kinda new to this stuff, so… 1140 00:54:25,126 --> 00:54:26,543 [chuckles] 1141 00:54:26,626 --> 00:54:30,293 Juan, buddy, you call that a scarf? 1142 00:54:30,376 --> 00:54:31,334 [growls] 1143 00:54:31,418 --> 00:54:34,126 I thought it was a dishrag. 1144 00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:35,668 Hey, Hansel. 1145 00:54:35,751 --> 00:54:38,084 Ooh, better cut back on the strudel. 1146 00:54:38,168 --> 00:54:40,793 Your belly's starting to drag on the floor. 1147 00:54:40,876 --> 00:54:42,334 -[gasps] -[laughs menacingly] 1148 00:54:42,834 --> 00:54:43,668 [growls] 1149 00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:44,709 Zhi? 1150 00:54:44,793 --> 00:54:48,834 All the way from Shanghai just to lose to me? [laughs] 1151 00:54:49,543 --> 00:54:50,793 Why waste your-- [grunts] 1152 00:54:50,876 --> 00:54:53,043 -[energy reverberating] -[grunting] 1153 00:54:53,626 --> 00:54:55,959 Choose your words wisely, Mr. Zeus. 1154 00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:56,876 [Zeus grunts] 1155 00:54:56,959 --> 00:54:59,168 They may be your downfall. 1156 00:55:00,543 --> 00:55:03,043 Whatever. [clears throat] 1157 00:55:03,584 --> 00:55:04,876 [muttering] Crazy dog. 1158 00:55:05,376 --> 00:55:06,209 [giggles] 1159 00:55:06,293 --> 00:55:08,751 Don't be so nervous. 1160 00:55:08,834 --> 00:55:10,501 I don't bite. 1161 00:55:11,209 --> 00:55:12,709 [hesitantly] Okay. 1162 00:55:12,793 --> 00:55:14,793 Unless you want me to. 1163 00:55:14,876 --> 00:55:15,709 [chuckles] 1164 00:55:15,793 --> 00:55:16,918 Uh… 1165 00:55:17,001 --> 00:55:18,584 What? Huh? 1166 00:55:19,459 --> 00:55:20,501 Au revoir! 1167 00:55:22,001 --> 00:55:23,876 Hey, Shantrelle. 1168 00:55:24,543 --> 00:55:25,418 [groans] 1169 00:55:25,501 --> 00:55:26,376 Zeus. 1170 00:55:27,043 --> 00:55:28,084 Let's do lunch. 1171 00:55:28,168 --> 00:55:30,334 -[scoffs] As if. -Ugh. 1172 00:55:32,668 --> 00:55:35,209 [chuckles] Same old Shantrelle. 1173 00:55:35,918 --> 00:55:37,584 Marmaduke! 1174 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:38,668 [indistinct chatter] 1175 00:55:39,251 --> 00:55:43,834 I never expected to see you again after what happened at the last dog show. 1176 00:55:43,918 --> 00:55:46,209 You tricked me. You're a weasel. 1177 00:55:46,293 --> 00:55:48,376 Easy, big boy. 1178 00:55:48,459 --> 00:55:52,793 Look, do you really want to go out on the competition floor 1179 00:55:52,876 --> 00:55:58,334 and embarrass yourself while the whole world is watching? 1180 00:55:58,418 --> 00:55:59,293 [growls] 1181 00:55:59,376 --> 00:56:02,793 The only embarrassment here is you and your overpriced shampoo. 1182 00:56:02,876 --> 00:56:06,709 Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to prepare my victory speech. 1183 00:56:07,251 --> 00:56:08,376 [laughing] 1184 00:56:09,543 --> 00:56:11,168 -[roars] -[grunting] 1185 00:56:11,251 --> 00:56:13,043 -[crowd gasps] -[babbles dizzily] 1186 00:56:13,126 --> 00:56:15,084 -[groans] -[crowd chuckles] 1187 00:56:15,168 --> 00:56:17,376 [laughing] 1188 00:56:17,459 --> 00:56:18,293 Psych! 1189 00:56:28,168 --> 00:56:30,584 [reporter] Welcome to the World Dog Championship. 1190 00:56:31,209 --> 00:56:34,209 There are always so many incredible stories at this show. 1191 00:56:34,293 --> 00:56:38,876 But topping my list is the return of the dog whisperer himself, 1192 00:56:38,959 --> 00:56:42,709 {\an8}Guy Hilton, here with the star of the "Pool Flop Fail," 1193 00:56:42,793 --> 00:56:43,668 {\an8}Marmaduke. 1194 00:56:43,751 --> 00:56:45,376 {\an8}[cheering, applauding] 1195 00:56:51,959 --> 00:56:53,376 Are you ready? 1196 00:56:53,459 --> 00:56:55,126 I… I was ready born. 1197 00:56:55,209 --> 00:56:58,084 I mean, I wasn't ready to be born. I was born to be ready. 1198 00:56:58,168 --> 00:56:59,918 The simple answer is just yes. 1199 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:02,543 Welcome back, dog aficionados! 1200 00:57:02,626 --> 00:57:05,668 This year is going to be a doozy. 1201 00:57:05,751 --> 00:57:08,376 -[buzzing] -Bring out the dogs! 1202 00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:11,293 [crowd cheering] 1203 00:57:11,376 --> 00:57:15,876 [announcer] Ah. And here they come in all their majesty. 1204 00:57:15,959 --> 00:57:17,293 [cheering continues] 1205 00:57:20,543 --> 00:57:22,043 -Go, Marmaduke! -Woo-hoo! 1206 00:57:22,126 --> 00:57:24,084 [Billy] Yeah! Yay! Woo-hoo! 1207 00:57:35,501 --> 00:57:36,334 [man] Yes! 1208 00:57:36,418 --> 00:57:37,793 [Phil] Go, Marmaduke! 1209 00:57:37,876 --> 00:57:39,209 Marmaduke! 1210 00:57:49,251 --> 00:57:53,084 [announcer] Looks like it's time to start the Obedience Section of the competition 1211 00:57:53,168 --> 00:57:55,584 where the canine's self-control is tested 1212 00:57:55,668 --> 00:57:58,668 with a baconized version of their favorite treat. 1213 00:57:59,626 --> 00:58:02,126 {\an8}Now, if I was a dog, ladies and gentlemen, 1214 00:58:02,209 --> 00:58:05,209 and my wife might say there's no "if" about it… 1215 00:58:05,293 --> 00:58:07,168 [laughs, sighs] 1216 00:58:07,251 --> 00:58:08,584 She hates me. [clears throat] 1217 00:58:08,668 --> 00:58:11,709 …I… I would struggle during this part of the competition. 1218 00:58:11,793 --> 00:58:15,084 [crowd cheering] 1219 00:58:15,668 --> 00:58:18,209 [in Spanish accent] My fans, they love me. 1220 00:58:19,001 --> 00:58:20,001 [kissing] 1221 00:58:21,709 --> 00:58:23,751 [announcer] Let's see if Juan Pedro can resist 1222 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,543 the bacon taco for 30 seconds! 1223 00:58:30,918 --> 00:58:33,084 [sniffing] Bacon taco? 1224 00:58:33,168 --> 00:58:36,459 What a great idea! That's amazing. [licks lips] 1225 00:58:36,543 --> 00:58:39,293 I love it! I love it! 1226 00:58:40,001 --> 00:58:42,668 Juan Pedro, self-control. 1227 00:58:42,751 --> 00:58:45,543 [licks lips] I love it! 1228 00:58:45,626 --> 00:58:48,126 [announcer] The little guy is eyeballing that taco, 1229 00:58:48,209 --> 00:58:52,126 but the promise of the Championship trophy is way stronger than a-- 1230 00:58:52,209 --> 00:58:53,751 -[screams, chomps] -[trainer] Ay! Ay! 1231 00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:55,418 {\an8}-[Amy gasps] -[trainer] Oh no! 1232 00:58:55,501 --> 00:58:56,709 Ay, ay, ay! 1233 00:58:56,793 --> 00:58:58,668 He needs his medication! 1234 00:58:58,751 --> 00:58:59,918 Ouch! 1235 00:59:00,001 --> 00:59:02,751 Looks like Juan Pedro has been disqualified. 1236 00:59:02,834 --> 00:59:05,376 -[buzzer blares] -[trainer] No, it's not his fault! 1237 00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:06,959 [Juan Pedro growling] 1238 00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:08,084 [trainer] Oh no! 1239 00:59:08,168 --> 00:59:09,376 Ay! [grunts] 1240 00:59:09,876 --> 00:59:10,793 [groans] 1241 00:59:11,376 --> 00:59:13,126 Oh, where'd you come from? 1242 00:59:13,209 --> 00:59:16,501 -[mystical music playing] -The bacon is your enemy. 1243 00:59:17,084 --> 00:59:17,918 Huh? 1244 00:59:18,418 --> 00:59:19,918 [Zhi] To beat the bacon, 1245 00:59:21,334 --> 00:59:23,876 you have to become the bacon. 1246 00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:25,084 [gong resonates] 1247 00:59:25,168 --> 00:59:27,293 Become the bacon, huh? 1248 00:59:27,376 --> 00:59:29,376 You are a strange little dog. 1249 00:59:29,876 --> 00:59:30,834 [Zhi] Good luck. 1250 00:59:32,001 --> 00:59:35,626 -[applauding] -[announcer] Next up is Marmaduke! 1251 00:59:36,418 --> 00:59:38,334 Remember, focus. 1252 00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:41,251 Focus. Got it. 1253 00:59:42,793 --> 00:59:45,959 -[crowd cheering] -Become the bacon. 1254 00:59:51,584 --> 00:59:53,418 [sizzling] 1255 00:59:53,501 --> 00:59:54,793 [panting] 1256 00:59:56,751 --> 00:59:58,209 [grunting] 1257 00:59:58,293 --> 01:00:00,626 Bacon pizza?! 1258 01:00:01,959 --> 01:00:04,709 [in singsong] Bacon! B… b… bacon! 1259 01:00:04,793 --> 01:00:06,668 [sniffing] 1260 01:00:09,376 --> 01:00:12,876 [groaning] 1261 01:00:12,959 --> 01:00:15,793 Oh. He's definitely gonna cave. 1262 01:00:15,876 --> 01:00:17,084 Come on, boy. 1263 01:00:17,168 --> 01:00:18,376 Don't be you! 1264 01:00:18,459 --> 01:00:20,001 [panting, strains] 1265 01:00:21,084 --> 01:00:21,959 Ugh. 1266 01:00:22,043 --> 01:00:25,251 [whispering] Be the bacon. Come on, man. Be the bacon. 1267 01:00:25,334 --> 01:00:26,168 Hmm? 1268 01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:32,043 You are the bacon. 1269 01:00:32,126 --> 01:00:33,668 [shudders] Huh? 1270 01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:36,126 I wouldn't eat me. 1271 01:00:36,209 --> 01:00:37,584 Would you eat me? 1272 01:00:39,376 --> 01:00:41,001 -No. -[timer dings] 1273 01:00:41,084 --> 01:00:44,168 [crowd cheering] 1274 01:00:44,251 --> 01:00:45,334 Yeah! 1275 01:00:45,418 --> 01:00:47,293 -Whoo! -Woo-hoo! 1276 01:00:47,376 --> 01:00:49,001 Go, Marmaduke! 1277 01:00:49,084 --> 01:00:50,793 [Guy] Great job, Marmaduke. 1278 01:00:50,876 --> 01:00:52,709 [Marmaduke] Hey, you could've saved me a bite. 1279 01:00:52,793 --> 01:00:56,793 He wouldn't be able to resist Shantrelle. 1280 01:00:57,418 --> 01:00:59,418 [cheering] 1281 01:01:04,918 --> 01:01:09,043 [announcer] One of my favorite events is the Obstacle Course. 1282 01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:15,168 And first up is Zeus! [giggles] 1283 01:01:20,751 --> 01:01:22,126 -[blows whistle] -Go! 1284 01:01:22,209 --> 01:01:23,751 [crowd cheering] 1285 01:01:26,209 --> 01:01:27,876 [engine roaring] 1286 01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:38,376 [crowd cheering] 1287 01:01:39,251 --> 01:01:40,293 [tires squealing] 1288 01:01:43,459 --> 01:01:44,793 [brakes screeching] 1289 01:01:44,876 --> 01:01:48,376 [crowd cheering] 1290 01:01:48,459 --> 01:01:49,834 [laughing gleefully] 1291 01:01:49,918 --> 01:01:51,709 [announcer] And just like his namesake, 1292 01:01:51,793 --> 01:01:55,126 Zeus crosses the finish line like a bolt of lightning. 1293 01:01:55,209 --> 01:01:57,126 [Henri chuckling] 1294 01:02:03,834 --> 01:02:04,918 You got this. 1295 01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:06,793 Just like we practiced. 1296 01:02:06,876 --> 01:02:09,584 Be the bacon, Marmaduke. You can do it. 1297 01:02:10,376 --> 01:02:12,001 -Hey, furbag. -Huh? 1298 01:02:12,084 --> 01:02:13,376 What do you want? 1299 01:02:13,459 --> 01:02:17,918 Remember, when you fall flat on your stupid face, 1300 01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:21,751 nobody expected you to win anyway. 1301 01:02:22,376 --> 01:02:24,584 [laughs obnoxiously] 1302 01:02:25,084 --> 01:02:26,959 [grumbles] I'll show you. 1303 01:02:27,751 --> 01:02:30,251 [announcer] Next up is Marmaduke! 1304 01:02:30,334 --> 01:02:31,668 [crowd cheers] 1305 01:02:31,751 --> 01:02:34,543 -[liquid sloshing] -[Marmaduke] Huh? Huh? 1306 01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:37,418 Be the bacon. The bacon! The… the bacon! 1307 01:02:37,501 --> 01:02:40,168 -[blows whistle] -Marmaduke, what's happening? 1308 01:02:40,251 --> 01:02:41,334 Whoa! 1309 01:02:41,418 --> 01:02:42,668 Whoa! 1310 01:02:42,751 --> 01:02:47,376 [quavering] 1311 01:02:48,001 --> 01:02:50,501 -Wow! Look at Marmaduke go! -[Barbara] Yay! 1312 01:02:50,584 --> 01:02:51,668 Whoa! 1313 01:02:51,751 --> 01:02:54,168 [grunting] 1314 01:02:55,459 --> 01:02:56,459 Whoa! 1315 01:02:57,126 --> 01:03:00,251 [grunting] 1316 01:03:00,334 --> 01:03:01,168 Whoa! 1317 01:03:02,793 --> 01:03:03,918 [quavers] 1318 01:03:04,834 --> 01:03:05,668 [grunts] 1319 01:03:06,459 --> 01:03:07,751 [screams] 1320 01:03:08,376 --> 01:03:09,793 Whoa! 1321 01:03:09,876 --> 01:03:12,126 [grunting] 1322 01:03:13,376 --> 01:03:14,418 Whoo! 1323 01:03:14,501 --> 01:03:15,918 [screams] 1324 01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:16,959 [grunts] Aah! 1325 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:18,334 -[crowd cheers] -Huh? 1326 01:03:20,043 --> 01:03:21,209 Oh! 1327 01:03:21,293 --> 01:03:23,209 I can't believe I did it. 1328 01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:25,334 -Yeah! -[legs warble] 1329 01:03:25,418 --> 01:03:26,834 [laughing gleefully] 1330 01:03:27,418 --> 01:03:28,668 Yes! 1331 01:03:29,376 --> 01:03:31,459 Ugh! No freakin' way! 1332 01:03:31,543 --> 01:03:32,376 Yeah! 1333 01:03:32,459 --> 01:03:34,168 -Yay! Marmaduke! -Go Marmaduke! 1334 01:03:34,251 --> 01:03:35,834 [floor squeaking] 1335 01:03:36,584 --> 01:03:38,876 Huh? Wha? [grunting] 1336 01:03:38,959 --> 01:03:41,626 [squeals nervously] 1337 01:03:42,251 --> 01:03:44,459 [grunting] 1338 01:03:44,543 --> 01:03:46,126 [quavering] 1339 01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:47,418 -[yelps] -[grunting] 1340 01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:48,501 Aah! [screams] 1341 01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:51,584 [crowd exclaiming] 1342 01:03:51,668 --> 01:03:53,584 ["Sad Trombone" plays] 1343 01:03:53,668 --> 01:03:55,668 -[Guy grunts] -[Marmaduke groans] 1344 01:03:55,751 --> 01:03:57,751 -Guy? -[Guy groaning hoarsely] 1345 01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:58,668 Guy? 1346 01:03:59,209 --> 01:04:01,334 [upbeat music playing] 1347 01:04:01,418 --> 01:04:03,334 In a crazy turn of events, 1348 01:04:03,418 --> 01:04:07,168 Guy Hilton's attempt to win the championship with a rookie dog 1349 01:04:07,251 --> 01:04:09,709 has ended in a terrible injury. 1350 01:04:09,793 --> 01:04:13,543 Looks like this underdog landed under his dog. 1351 01:04:14,876 --> 01:04:17,251 [announcer] The talent show is about to begin. 1352 01:04:17,334 --> 01:04:20,001 Unfortunately, Marmaduke will not be competing 1353 01:04:20,084 --> 01:04:21,834 due to Guy Hilton’s accident. 1354 01:04:21,918 --> 01:04:23,543 [sighs] 1355 01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:25,293 [Amy] Guy is at the hospital now. 1356 01:04:26,709 --> 01:04:29,293 I just wanted to let you know he's going to be fine. 1357 01:04:29,793 --> 01:04:32,459 I'm really sorry you won't be able to finish the show. 1358 01:04:33,084 --> 01:04:36,376 [gentle music playing] 1359 01:04:36,459 --> 01:04:38,584 I think your dog has a lot of heart. 1360 01:04:41,626 --> 01:04:43,251 Marmaduke was great today. 1361 01:04:44,251 --> 01:04:45,543 [Phil and Dottie] Thanks. 1362 01:04:45,626 --> 01:04:48,751 I've gotta go get ready for the talent show. Take care. 1363 01:04:49,751 --> 01:04:50,876 [Phil and Dottie] Bye. 1364 01:04:53,918 --> 01:04:56,001 I know you're sad right now. 1365 01:04:56,084 --> 01:04:58,501 But this is just like the time that Jeremy Smith told Kathy 1366 01:04:58,584 --> 01:05:00,209 he was gonna ask me to the Spring Dance, 1367 01:05:00,293 --> 01:05:03,626 but he ended up choosing Becky and I had to go with Mike. 1368 01:05:03,709 --> 01:05:04,543 [scoffs] 1369 01:05:06,209 --> 01:05:07,084 That was… 1370 01:05:08,001 --> 01:05:09,168 beautiful, Barbara. 1371 01:05:09,668 --> 01:05:10,751 [sighing] Oh. 1372 01:05:10,834 --> 01:05:13,668 Should we just call a taxi and go home? 1373 01:05:14,876 --> 01:05:16,334 Hmm. 1374 01:05:16,418 --> 01:05:18,376 The Winslows are a lot of things. 1375 01:05:18,959 --> 01:05:20,334 Bad golfers. 1376 01:05:20,418 --> 01:05:23,626 Those neighbors who borrow tools and forget where they put them. 1377 01:05:24,251 --> 01:05:26,209 Always late for church. 1378 01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:28,918 Inconsiderate drivers. 1379 01:05:29,001 --> 01:05:31,293 Constant underachievers. 1380 01:05:31,376 --> 01:05:33,126 Your point, honey? 1381 01:05:33,959 --> 01:05:35,626 We are not quitters. 1382 01:05:36,793 --> 01:05:39,751 Marmaduke, you're not like those other dogs. 1383 01:05:39,834 --> 01:05:41,334 Some say you're too big. 1384 01:05:42,168 --> 01:05:45,168 I say you're too big-hearted. 1385 01:05:45,251 --> 01:05:50,543 And I know the best dog in the whole world is staring me right in the face. 1386 01:05:50,626 --> 01:05:51,626 Me? 1387 01:05:51,709 --> 01:05:53,543 [Phil] So, if you wanna finish what you started… 1388 01:05:53,626 --> 01:05:54,918 I… I do. 1389 01:05:55,001 --> 01:05:58,751 Then I think we can find you a new trainer. 1390 01:05:59,709 --> 01:06:00,959 Who? 1391 01:06:01,793 --> 01:06:03,709 Team Winslow! 1392 01:06:04,501 --> 01:06:05,334 [Marmaduke] Huh? 1393 01:06:08,001 --> 01:06:09,418 Come on, bring it in. 1394 01:06:09,501 --> 01:06:11,376 -[Marmaduke] Let's do it. -[all] Yeah! 1395 01:06:11,876 --> 01:06:13,168 -Woo-hoo! -[Dottie laughs] 1396 01:06:13,251 --> 01:06:15,543 -[Marmaduke] Get in there, Puddin'. -[Dottie] Silly dog. 1397 01:06:15,626 --> 01:06:17,376 -[cheering] -[Marmaduke howls] 1398 01:06:18,293 --> 01:06:19,668 [upbeat music playing] 1399 01:06:19,751 --> 01:06:24,293 We've reached the final event that decides which of these amazing specimens 1400 01:06:24,376 --> 01:06:27,168 will be named the greatest dog on earth 1401 01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:29,251 and win the million-dollar prize! 1402 01:06:29,751 --> 01:06:33,418 {\an8}Now to my favorite part, the talent show. 1403 01:06:33,501 --> 01:06:34,834 [crowd cheering] 1404 01:06:34,918 --> 01:06:37,334 [announcer] First up, it’s Vinnie and Ronnie 1405 01:06:37,418 --> 01:06:41,459 with their amazing display of the Staffordshire’s strength! 1406 01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:51,209 -[rock and roll music playing] -[grunting] 1407 01:06:54,543 --> 01:06:55,376 [grunts] 1408 01:06:56,126 --> 01:06:57,668 -[crowd gasps] -[judge] Oh! 1409 01:06:59,168 --> 01:07:01,168 -[grunting] -[judges exclaiming] 1410 01:07:05,084 --> 01:07:07,126 [cheering] 1411 01:07:07,209 --> 01:07:08,543 Wow! 1412 01:07:11,501 --> 01:07:15,376 [grunts, strains] 1413 01:07:19,834 --> 01:07:21,168 [cracking] 1414 01:07:23,209 --> 01:07:25,001 [rumbling] 1415 01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:26,959 [straining] 1416 01:07:29,084 --> 01:07:30,793 [thud reverberates] 1417 01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:34,001 [judge] Whoo! Yes! 1418 01:07:38,251 --> 01:07:39,293 Wow! 1419 01:07:39,376 --> 01:07:42,001 That is one strong dog. 1420 01:07:44,043 --> 01:07:49,626 Next up, it’s Shantrelle and her seductive Parisian extravaganza! 1421 01:07:54,376 --> 01:07:55,793 [pop music playing] 1422 01:07:57,709 --> 01:07:59,001 Ooh. Ah! 1423 01:08:00,418 --> 01:08:02,251 [panting] Whoa! 1424 01:08:02,334 --> 01:08:03,918 [laughing] Wow! 1425 01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:04,834 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1426 01:08:04,918 --> 01:08:06,918 [pop music continues] 1427 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:11,584 ♪ Bring it back to the break My body shake, shake ♪ 1428 01:08:11,668 --> 01:08:14,834 ♪ Got to put it down now Put it down now ♪ 1429 01:08:29,959 --> 01:08:30,793 [blows kiss] 1430 01:08:32,751 --> 01:08:33,584 Whoa! 1431 01:08:33,668 --> 01:08:35,834 [howling] 1432 01:08:35,918 --> 01:08:37,668 [cheering] 1433 01:08:37,751 --> 01:08:38,584 [whistles] 1434 01:08:46,501 --> 01:08:50,084 [announcer] Get ready for Zhi and Fu’s spectacular blend 1435 01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:54,043 of martial arts and the mystical powers of the East. 1436 01:09:00,001 --> 01:09:02,418 [all gasp] 1437 01:09:04,001 --> 01:09:04,834 Ha! 1438 01:09:05,668 --> 01:09:06,501 [grunts] 1439 01:09:10,501 --> 01:09:11,959 [grunting] 1440 01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:15,918 Ha! 1441 01:09:16,834 --> 01:09:19,043 [rapping] ♪ I'm a mystic Gonna be ballistic ♪ 1442 01:09:19,626 --> 01:09:22,084 ♪ Be here where my game stays clear And never polished ♪ 1443 01:09:22,168 --> 01:09:25,168 ♪ I'm about to change the game up Your game's up, ha! ♪ 1444 01:09:26,084 --> 01:09:28,084 ♪ Follow the shake-up, ha! ♪ 1445 01:09:28,168 --> 01:09:29,876 ♪ Fake out That's what I wanna be ♪ 1446 01:09:32,876 --> 01:09:33,709 ♪ Ha! ♪ 1447 01:09:46,334 --> 01:09:47,459 [cheering] 1448 01:09:47,543 --> 01:09:50,126 -That was awesome! -Yay! 1449 01:09:50,209 --> 01:09:53,626 Wow, these dogs are putting on an amazing show. Yay! 1450 01:09:55,251 --> 01:09:59,043 Bu how did he land on the tip of that spear without getting skewered? 1451 01:09:59,126 --> 01:10:00,668 [strains, sighs] 1452 01:10:03,334 --> 01:10:06,584 [announcer] Next up, Zeus and Henri, 1453 01:10:06,668 --> 01:10:11,959 demonstrating the mesmerizing power of the Afghan’s sparkling fur! 1454 01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:17,418 Look deeply into the golden fleece of my Zeus. 1455 01:10:18,751 --> 01:10:20,709 -Ah! -[Henri] Keep your eyes focused. 1456 01:10:27,959 --> 01:10:29,209 Whoa! Huh? 1457 01:10:29,293 --> 01:10:30,584 [dazed murmuring] 1458 01:10:32,501 --> 01:10:36,001 You are now in a trance. 1459 01:10:37,709 --> 01:10:41,418 You will now obey Zeus. 1460 01:10:41,501 --> 01:10:43,251 [crowd] Obey Zeus… 1461 01:10:43,334 --> 01:10:47,043 Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… 1462 01:10:47,126 --> 01:10:49,126 -[smacking] -[crowd chanting] Obey Zeus… 1463 01:10:49,751 --> 01:10:52,418 -Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… -[smacking, yelping] 1464 01:10:53,043 --> 01:10:55,001 -Suckers. [chuckles] -[crowd] Obey Zeus… 1465 01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:56,876 Obey Zeus… 1466 01:10:57,459 --> 01:10:58,751 [all gasp, grunt] 1467 01:10:59,334 --> 01:11:01,668 -[chuckles, exhales] -[crowd] Obey Zeus… 1468 01:11:02,251 --> 01:11:05,168 -[chanting] Obey Zeus… -[panting] 1469 01:11:06,251 --> 01:11:08,126 -[chanting continues] -[rattling] 1470 01:11:09,501 --> 01:11:12,376 [rattling] 1471 01:11:13,043 --> 01:11:14,918 [laughing] Hey. 1472 01:11:15,001 --> 01:11:16,126 [chuckles] 1473 01:11:18,959 --> 01:11:22,376 [Henri] You will give Zeus the perfect score. 1474 01:11:23,043 --> 01:11:25,168 The trance is over! 1475 01:11:25,959 --> 01:11:27,251 [all] Huh? 1476 01:11:27,334 --> 01:11:28,543 [gasping] Oh! 1477 01:11:28,626 --> 01:11:30,168 [indistinct chatter] 1478 01:11:30,251 --> 01:11:31,418 [man chuckles] 1479 01:11:32,293 --> 01:11:34,668 -[warbles, splutters] -[crowd cheering] 1480 01:11:34,751 --> 01:11:38,084 Oh, uh… Wow, that was incredible! 1481 01:11:39,126 --> 01:11:39,959 Wasn't it? 1482 01:11:40,834 --> 01:11:44,168 [judge laughing gleefully] 1483 01:11:47,043 --> 01:11:48,501 -[crowd gasps] -[gasps softly] 1484 01:11:49,209 --> 01:11:50,043 Mm-mm… 1485 01:11:50,584 --> 01:11:52,459 [laughs, stops] 1486 01:11:53,084 --> 01:11:54,084 [chuckles nervously] 1487 01:11:56,126 --> 01:11:59,334 [announcer] Marmaduke is back in the competition 1488 01:11:59,418 --> 01:12:01,918 with his new trainer, Team Winslow. 1489 01:12:02,001 --> 01:12:08,876 Next up, Marmaduke and Billy take us back to the lawless days of the Wild West! 1490 01:12:08,959 --> 01:12:10,043 [crowd cheering] 1491 01:12:10,126 --> 01:12:12,793 -[man] Marmaduke is back! -[woman] Whoo! Marmaduke! 1492 01:12:12,876 --> 01:12:17,126 And I think Black Bart might be roamin' around these parts. 1493 01:12:17,209 --> 01:12:18,459 [Marmaduke growls] 1494 01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:21,543 Lookin' for me? 1495 01:12:22,334 --> 01:12:24,418 -Yeah. [growls] -We sure are. 1496 01:12:25,251 --> 01:12:26,501 Come and get me. 1497 01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:28,209 [laughs] 1498 01:12:28,293 --> 01:12:29,918 -Yahoo! -[neighs, howls] 1499 01:12:30,001 --> 01:12:31,834 Get him! Get him! Yeehaw! 1500 01:12:32,334 --> 01:12:34,584 -[laughs] -[Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint! 1501 01:12:35,334 --> 01:12:37,251 -[Billy] Yeah! -We're bringin' you in! 1502 01:12:37,334 --> 01:12:38,918 -[growls, neighs] -Yeehaw! 1503 01:12:39,001 --> 01:12:40,709 [both cheering] 1504 01:12:40,793 --> 01:12:43,376 -Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo! 1505 01:12:43,459 --> 01:12:45,376 [Marmaduke] You ain't gettin' away! [neighing] 1506 01:12:45,459 --> 01:12:46,876 [grunting] 1507 01:12:48,584 --> 01:12:50,709 [Marmaduke] One rail slide, comin' up! 1508 01:12:50,793 --> 01:12:53,001 [Billy] Yahoo! I got ya! 1509 01:12:53,834 --> 01:12:54,751 [grunting] 1510 01:12:57,876 --> 01:13:00,293 You can’t get away from us, Black Bart. 1511 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,834 [laughs evilly] 1512 01:13:02,376 --> 01:13:04,418 You'll never take me alive. 1513 01:13:05,251 --> 01:13:07,126 Have it your way. 1514 01:13:07,209 --> 01:13:09,293 -[gun firing] -[Marmaduke] Dance, kitty cat! 1515 01:13:09,376 --> 01:13:11,251 -[King Tut] Meow! -[Marmaduke] Dance! 1516 01:13:11,334 --> 01:13:13,793 Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. 1517 01:13:13,876 --> 01:13:16,793 Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. 1518 01:13:17,793 --> 01:13:18,626 Woo-hoo! 1519 01:13:22,501 --> 01:13:24,251 -Whoo! -Yay! Marmaduke! 1520 01:13:24,334 --> 01:13:26,376 -[Billy laughs] -[upbeat music playing] 1521 01:13:26,459 --> 01:13:28,584 -Time to bust a move! -[Billy] Yeah! 1522 01:13:28,668 --> 01:13:30,168 [Marmaduke grunting] 1523 01:13:30,251 --> 01:13:32,834 [cheering] 1524 01:13:39,084 --> 01:13:41,126 Fantastic, Marmaduke! 1525 01:13:41,209 --> 01:13:42,626 Ow! 1526 01:13:47,126 --> 01:13:49,918 This is stupid. That isn't talent. 1527 01:13:50,751 --> 01:13:52,293 [both chuckle] 1528 01:13:53,751 --> 01:13:54,876 Why are you dancing? 1529 01:13:56,251 --> 01:13:57,293 Stop it! 1530 01:14:02,293 --> 01:14:03,376 [grunting] 1531 01:14:05,709 --> 01:14:08,334 -[music ends] -[crowd cheers] 1532 01:14:16,168 --> 01:14:18,001 I can't believe you made it. 1533 01:14:18,084 --> 01:14:20,418 I wasn't gonna miss your big show. 1534 01:14:20,501 --> 01:14:22,001 Thanks. 1535 01:14:22,084 --> 01:14:24,209 You can take it from here, pal. 1536 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:25,126 [chuckles] 1537 01:14:26,334 --> 01:14:27,334 See ya, buddy. 1538 01:14:28,251 --> 01:14:30,709 [Amy] Woo-hoo! 1539 01:14:31,543 --> 01:14:33,668 Yes! Woo-hoo! 1540 01:14:33,751 --> 01:14:35,709 [Marmaduke] Get out here, Team Winslow! 1541 01:14:35,793 --> 01:14:37,793 [cheering continues] 1542 01:14:38,709 --> 01:14:40,793 -[Barbara whooping] -[Billy laughs] 1543 01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:41,709 [Dottie] Yay! 1544 01:14:41,793 --> 01:14:43,751 Oh, that was awesome! 1545 01:14:43,834 --> 01:14:45,959 [Phil] Everyone loves you, Marmaduke. 1546 01:14:46,876 --> 01:14:48,834 Yeah! 1547 01:14:49,418 --> 01:14:51,376 [Marmaduke] I mean, what's not to love? 1548 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:07,209 [Vinnie grunting] 1549 01:15:08,751 --> 01:15:12,959 [announcer] And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. 1550 01:15:15,834 --> 01:15:19,793 -And this year's World Dog Champion is… -[drumroll] 1551 01:15:19,876 --> 01:15:22,168 Smell ya later, losers. 1552 01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:23,584 Zeus! 1553 01:15:23,668 --> 01:15:25,001 -[chuckles] -[crowd cheers] 1554 01:15:25,084 --> 01:15:26,043 [Henri] Yes! 1555 01:15:26,126 --> 01:15:27,126 [chuckling] 1556 01:15:27,209 --> 01:15:30,043 [judge laughing] 1557 01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:32,959 I knew me quads would be me downfall. 1558 01:15:33,043 --> 01:15:34,959 [sobbing] 1559 01:15:35,751 --> 01:15:37,251 Sorry you didn't win, buddy. 1560 01:15:38,084 --> 01:15:40,793 At least I got to show the world what kind of dog I am. 1561 01:15:41,501 --> 01:15:43,626 -[Henri laughing] -[Amy gasps] 1562 01:15:45,959 --> 01:15:48,209 [judge and Henri laughing] 1563 01:15:48,793 --> 01:15:51,959 Oh, Zeus is so, so special. 1564 01:15:52,043 --> 01:15:53,126 [giggles] 1565 01:15:54,418 --> 01:15:55,834 So, so special? 1566 01:15:56,418 --> 01:15:58,709 Hmm. I've heard that before. 1567 01:15:59,459 --> 01:16:02,459 Zeus is so, so special. 1568 01:16:03,626 --> 01:16:06,876 Zeus is so, so special. 1569 01:16:07,709 --> 01:16:09,334 I knew he was a cheater. 1570 01:16:10,209 --> 01:16:12,376 We can't let him get away with this. 1571 01:16:13,209 --> 01:16:14,834 Hmm. [grunts] 1572 01:16:16,251 --> 01:16:18,084 [energy pulsating] 1573 01:16:25,751 --> 01:16:26,584 Hmm. 1574 01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:30,084 Mm-hmm. 1575 01:16:30,584 --> 01:16:31,418 [grunts] 1576 01:16:33,084 --> 01:16:33,918 -Huh? -[gasps] 1577 01:16:34,001 --> 01:16:35,959 [warbles dizzily, grunts] 1578 01:16:37,376 --> 01:16:38,209 [gasps] 1579 01:16:39,126 --> 01:16:40,459 -[yelps] -[crowd gasps] 1580 01:16:41,126 --> 01:16:42,126 [grunts] 1581 01:16:42,209 --> 01:16:43,043 [groans] 1582 01:16:44,418 --> 01:16:46,376 -[giggles nervously] -[deflating] 1583 01:16:46,459 --> 01:16:47,293 [gasps] 1584 01:16:48,293 --> 01:16:49,501 -[Henri] Huh? -[gasps] 1585 01:16:50,334 --> 01:16:52,251 [quavers] Gospodi! 1586 01:16:53,918 --> 01:16:56,251 Who the heck is that guy? [chuckles nervously] 1587 01:16:56,334 --> 01:16:58,543 [Amy] Security! Security! 1588 01:16:58,626 --> 01:17:00,543 Huh? What are you guys doing?! 1589 01:17:00,626 --> 01:17:02,793 Hey! You got the wrong guy! 1590 01:17:02,876 --> 01:17:04,918 -Stop! Let me go! -[crowd cheers] 1591 01:17:05,001 --> 01:17:06,168 -[laughs] -[barking] 1592 01:17:06,251 --> 01:17:07,876 All right! Yeah! 1593 01:17:07,959 --> 01:17:09,668 [laughing] 1594 01:17:09,751 --> 01:17:12,293 {\an8}Zeus has been disqualified. 1595 01:17:12,376 --> 01:17:15,084 {\an8}-And the new World Dog Champion is… -[drumroll] 1596 01:17:15,668 --> 01:17:16,501 {\an8}Zhi! 1597 01:17:16,584 --> 01:17:17,918 {\an8}[crowd cheering] 1598 01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:19,334 [Zhi] Hmm. 1599 01:17:21,001 --> 01:17:21,834 Hmm. 1600 01:17:23,834 --> 01:17:25,251 This can't happen. 1601 01:17:25,876 --> 01:17:27,043 That trophy's mine. 1602 01:17:27,584 --> 01:17:30,418 I'm supposed to be champion! 1603 01:17:30,918 --> 01:17:31,751 [growls] 1604 01:17:33,709 --> 01:17:34,543 [Amy gasps] 1605 01:17:35,043 --> 01:17:36,793 [growling] 1606 01:17:36,876 --> 01:17:37,709 [grunts] 1607 01:17:40,751 --> 01:17:42,543 -[smacking] -[grunting] 1608 01:17:44,959 --> 01:17:46,709 Smell you later. 1609 01:17:46,793 --> 01:17:48,334 The kick that isn't there. 1610 01:17:48,418 --> 01:17:50,251 Good one, Marmaduke. [groans] 1611 01:17:51,084 --> 01:17:52,293 [growling] You! 1612 01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:53,709 [laughing] 1613 01:17:53,793 --> 01:17:54,668 Moi? 1614 01:17:55,584 --> 01:17:56,709 [Zeus growls] 1615 01:17:56,793 --> 01:18:01,709 I am going to rip those stupid floppy ears off your head! 1616 01:18:04,459 --> 01:18:05,293 [grunts] 1617 01:18:08,584 --> 01:18:09,626 -[clangs] -[groans] 1618 01:18:10,168 --> 01:18:11,376 [metal creaking] 1619 01:18:12,668 --> 01:18:14,001 [man exclaiming nervously] 1620 01:18:14,959 --> 01:18:15,793 [yelps] 1621 01:18:16,376 --> 01:18:17,334 I'm okay! 1622 01:18:20,501 --> 01:18:21,418 Aah! 1623 01:18:21,918 --> 01:18:24,043 [screams] 1624 01:18:24,126 --> 01:18:27,126 [quavers] I'm not okay! 1625 01:18:27,209 --> 01:18:28,834 [crowd screaming] 1626 01:18:28,918 --> 01:18:30,626 -Hold on! -Watch out! 1627 01:18:31,709 --> 01:18:32,626 [gasps] 1628 01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:33,959 [metal screeches] 1629 01:18:34,626 --> 01:18:36,626 -Billy! -I got ya, Billy! 1630 01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:38,584 Whoa! 1631 01:18:38,668 --> 01:18:39,501 Marmaduke! 1632 01:18:39,584 --> 01:18:40,668 Uh-oh. 1633 01:18:40,751 --> 01:18:41,876 -[whimpers] -[crashing] 1634 01:18:47,459 --> 01:18:49,918 -Get a vet! Somebody, please! -Marmaduke! 1635 01:18:50,584 --> 01:18:51,418 [gasps] 1636 01:18:52,293 --> 01:18:53,334 Marmaduke. 1637 01:18:54,418 --> 01:18:55,251 Marmaduke. 1638 01:18:55,876 --> 01:18:56,876 Buddy. 1639 01:18:56,959 --> 01:18:57,793 Talk to me. 1640 01:18:59,293 --> 01:19:00,543 Oh no! 1641 01:19:04,209 --> 01:19:06,876 [hoarsely] Please, boy. Be okay. 1642 01:19:10,001 --> 01:19:11,043 [Phil] Oh… 1643 01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:12,001 Marmaduke. 1644 01:19:14,293 --> 01:19:17,043 Marmaduke was a good dog. 1645 01:19:18,376 --> 01:19:19,959 He was loved by all. 1646 01:19:20,918 --> 01:19:24,209 Marmaduke never wanted to hurt anyone. 1647 01:19:25,084 --> 01:19:27,334 -Chasing after cats. -Oh… 1648 01:19:27,418 --> 01:19:29,251 [Phil] Knocking down hedges. 1649 01:19:29,334 --> 01:19:31,668 Never passing up a good bone. 1650 01:19:32,751 --> 01:19:34,376 Hogging my favorite chair. 1651 01:19:35,126 --> 01:19:38,543 His heart was always in the right place. 1652 01:19:42,084 --> 01:19:44,293 We should never have tried to train you. 1653 01:19:44,376 --> 01:19:48,626 -[machinery beeping] -You were perfect just the way you were. 1654 01:19:49,209 --> 01:19:52,043 [sobbing] 1655 01:19:52,751 --> 01:19:53,584 Marmaduke. 1656 01:19:54,543 --> 01:19:56,084 We will miss you… 1657 01:19:58,209 --> 01:19:59,043 very much. 1658 01:19:59,668 --> 01:20:01,793 [all crying] 1659 01:20:01,876 --> 01:20:06,126 [crying, sniffling] 1660 01:20:06,209 --> 01:20:08,918 Is there still time to hit the Awards Banquet? 1661 01:20:10,126 --> 01:20:12,418 -[all] Marmaduke! -[crowd cheers] 1662 01:20:12,501 --> 01:20:15,168 -[Phil laughs] -[Dottie] Marmaduke, you sweet dog. 1663 01:20:15,251 --> 01:20:17,043 -[Phil] Aw. -[Billy laughs] 1664 01:20:17,126 --> 01:20:19,126 [Barbara] I love you guys. 1665 01:20:19,751 --> 01:20:21,584 Right back at you, guys. 1666 01:20:21,668 --> 01:20:23,293 [groans] 1667 01:20:23,376 --> 01:20:24,834 Where's my trophy? 1668 01:20:24,918 --> 01:20:27,376 -[security guard] Come on, you. -I'm the World Champion. 1669 01:20:27,459 --> 01:20:29,501 I'm the World Champion! 1670 01:20:29,584 --> 01:20:31,084 [groans] 1671 01:20:31,709 --> 01:20:34,168 See ya later, Zoser. [chuckles] 1672 01:20:34,251 --> 01:20:36,959 Don't let the doggy flap hit you on the way out. 1673 01:20:37,043 --> 01:20:38,168 Marmaduke. 1674 01:20:38,876 --> 01:20:42,293 You are not like any dog I've ever met. 1675 01:20:42,376 --> 01:20:44,876 Yeah, I… I've been hearing that a lot lately. 1676 01:20:45,584 --> 01:20:47,501 -[kissing] -[man] Whoo! Yeah! 1677 01:20:51,501 --> 01:20:53,751 Ooh la la! 1678 01:20:53,834 --> 01:20:54,668 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1679 01:20:54,751 --> 01:20:55,834 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1680 01:20:57,001 --> 01:20:58,001 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 1681 01:20:58,084 --> 01:21:02,501 [Marmaduke] So that's my rags-to-riches, happily-ever-after, Cinderella story. 1682 01:21:02,584 --> 01:21:06,334 No more plot twists, darkest hours, or agonies of defeat. 1683 01:21:06,418 --> 01:21:10,293 So could I please have some of that bacon pizza now? 1684 01:21:11,459 --> 01:21:14,418 ♪ La, la ♪ 1685 01:21:15,501 --> 01:21:16,418 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 1686 01:21:17,584 --> 01:21:18,918 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1687 01:21:19,001 --> 01:21:21,876 ♪ He's got a big heart Big love ♪ 1688 01:21:21,959 --> 01:21:24,959 ♪ Big style, huge smile Marmaduke ♪ 1689 01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:31,918 [rapping] ♪ I'm the biggest dog around ♪ 1690 01:21:32,001 --> 01:21:33,959 {\an8}♪ The Greatest Dane In the whole darn town ♪ 1691 01:21:34,043 --> 01:21:36,709 {\an8}♪ But my family doesn't understand ♪ 1692 01:21:36,793 --> 01:21:39,084 {\an8}♪ I gotta eat It's my command ♪ 1693 01:21:39,168 --> 01:21:41,418 ♪ Now, I love my family Yes, I do ♪ 1694 01:21:41,501 --> 01:21:44,168 {\an8}♪ But sometimes they think That I'm crazy too ♪ 1695 01:21:44,251 --> 01:21:46,834 {\an8}♪ There's just no if, ands, or buts ♪ 1696 01:21:46,918 --> 01:21:49,584 {\an8}♪ But when I see food I kinda go nuts! ♪ 1697 01:21:49,668 --> 01:21:51,959 ♪ I try to be cool But then I lose it ♪ 1698 01:21:52,043 --> 01:21:54,168 ♪ If I don't eat, I have a fit! ♪ 1699 01:21:54,918 --> 01:21:56,459 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1700 01:21:56,543 --> 01:21:59,043 {\an8}♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪ 1701 01:21:59,126 --> 01:22:00,043 {\an8}♪ Everybody now ♪ 1702 01:22:00,126 --> 01:22:01,709 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1703 01:22:01,793 --> 01:22:02,626 [barking] 1704 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:04,668 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1705 01:22:05,334 --> 01:22:07,751 ♪ Then there's cats I gotta chase them ♪ 1706 01:22:07,834 --> 01:22:10,334 ♪ It's a dog's job It's my description ♪ 1707 01:22:10,418 --> 01:22:12,709 {\an8}♪ Cars and bugs Postman and a cat ♪ 1708 01:22:12,793 --> 01:22:15,459 {\an8}♪ I chase them all And then I sleep on my mat ♪ 1709 01:22:15,543 --> 01:22:16,668 {\an8}♪ I sleep all day ♪ 1710 01:22:16,751 --> 01:22:18,126 ♪ I sleep all night ♪ 1711 01:22:18,209 --> 01:22:20,418 ♪ Don't wake up until the morning light ♪ 1712 01:22:20,501 --> 01:22:23,168 ♪ And then it starts all over again ♪ 1713 01:22:23,251 --> 01:22:25,918 ♪ I just get hungry and it never ends! ♪ 1714 01:22:26,001 --> 01:22:27,543 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1715 01:22:27,626 --> 01:22:30,043 ♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪ 1716 01:22:30,126 --> 01:22:32,751 ♪ Everybody now Bowwow ♪ 1717 01:22:32,834 --> 01:22:33,668 [barking] 1718 01:22:33,751 --> 01:22:35,418 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1719 01:22:36,251 --> 01:22:38,501 ♪ Now this is my life, as you can see ♪ 1720 01:22:38,584 --> 01:22:41,001 ♪ And I live with the Winslow family ♪ 1721 01:22:41,084 --> 01:22:43,834 ♪ I don't want money And I don't want fame ♪ 1722 01:22:43,918 --> 01:22:46,584 {\an8}♪ I just want love 'Cause that's the name of the game! ♪ 1723 01:22:46,668 --> 01:22:47,751 {\an8}♪ Bowwow ♪ 1724 01:22:48,334 --> 01:22:50,751 ♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪ 1725 01:22:50,834 --> 01:22:53,418 {\an8}♪ Everybody now Bowwow ♪ 1726 01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:54,334 [barking] 1727 01:22:54,418 --> 01:22:56,626 -♪ Whoo! ♪ -♪ Bowwow ♪ 1728 01:22:56,709 --> 01:22:57,751 ♪ Marmaduke! ♪ 1729 01:22:59,501 --> 01:23:00,793 ♪ He's a big dog ♪ 1730 01:23:03,376 --> 01:23:05,584 ♪ We're gonna have a blowout In my backyard ♪ 1731 01:23:07,626 --> 01:23:08,959 ♪ Aw yeah ♪ 1732 01:23:09,043 --> 01:23:10,459 ♪ Dogs gone wild ♪ 1733 01:23:12,668 --> 01:23:14,751 ♪ I dedicate this to the neighborhood ♪ 1734 01:23:14,834 --> 01:23:17,168 ♪ It's a blowout in my backyard ♪ 1735 01:23:17,251 --> 01:23:19,751 ♪ Everyone's invited And they're comin' from afar ♪ 1736 01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:25,376 ♪ I really wanna be there But I'm stuck inside my bedroom ♪ 1737 01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:28,043 ♪ Don't know how I'll get out But inside, I cannot stay ♪ 1738 01:23:28,126 --> 01:23:30,668 ♪ You know it's not a party Unless I bring my party ways ♪ 1739 01:23:30,751 --> 01:23:33,334 ♪ It's finally time to break out To crash right through the window ♪ 1740 01:23:33,418 --> 01:23:34,668 ♪ Nothin's gonna stop me now ♪ 1741 01:23:34,751 --> 01:23:37,793 ♪ 'Cause it's finally time To party with you ♪ 1742 01:23:37,876 --> 01:23:38,709 ♪ Aw yeah ♪ 1743 01:23:44,543 --> 01:23:48,168 ♪ Today we're gonna party With the whole pack in my backyard ♪ 1744 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:52,126 ♪ Hoo ♪ 1745 01:23:52,209 --> 01:23:53,501 ♪ Hoo ♪ 1746 01:23:53,584 --> 01:23:54,584 ♪ Hoo ♪ 1747 01:23:55,251 --> 01:23:56,459 ♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo ♪ 1748 01:23:57,584 --> 01:24:00,376 ♪ Stuck in my room Got my face against the window ♪ 1749 01:24:00,459 --> 01:24:03,126 ♪ Textin' all my friends My neighbor's just a weirdo ♪ 1750 01:24:03,209 --> 01:24:05,918 ♪ Party people jammin' In my back, back, backyard ♪ 1751 01:24:06,001 --> 01:24:08,668 ♪ Dogs gone wild Dogs gone crazy ♪ 1752 01:24:08,751 --> 01:24:11,209 ♪ Been so long Since I've seen the light of day ♪ 1753 01:24:11,293 --> 01:24:13,376 ♪ Starin' at the walls Watchin' ticktock ♪ 1754 01:24:13,459 --> 01:24:15,876 ♪ Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock ♪ 1755 01:24:15,959 --> 01:24:18,209 ♪ Someone get me outta here ♪ 1756 01:24:18,293 --> 01:24:21,001 ♪ Aw, throw me a bone ♪ 1757 01:24:21,584 --> 01:24:23,584 [pop music playing] 1758 01:27:13,126 --> 01:27:16,293 [pop music ends]