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[spooky theme]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[evil laughter]

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[thunder crashing]

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[ominous music]

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♪

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♪

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[clanging sounds]

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Please sir!

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For pity's sake,
she's our only child!

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Have mercy!

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There is no mercy
for the undead.

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[hissing]

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[screaming]

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-[thuds]
-[screaming]

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Honey, are you ok?

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Yeah.
Just uh, a bad dream.

21
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Sounds like a real doozy.
You want to talk about it?

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No, I'll be fine.

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[yawns]

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I'm gonna go check
on Anastasia.

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-Yeah.
-Okay.

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[wood creaking]

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[groans]

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[music playing]

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Oh... Ok.

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[knocking]

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Anna-banana?
It's still daylight.

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Put your phone away
and get some shut eye.

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You've got a busy night ahead.

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Yes, Daddy.

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[knocking]

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Phone off. That's twice
you're busted.

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[music stops]

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Ah, shit.
Blood suckers.

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[hammering sounds]

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Better watch it
you don't end up

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staking yourself in
the heart there, Count.

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Oh, I'm not a Count.
Chuck Belasko.

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Doug Roach.

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Vampire Americans, am I right?

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Yeah, you betcha.
How'd you guess?

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You're shitting me, right?

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I mean, you got the map of
Transylvania plastered
all over your faces.

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If you wouldn't mind cooling it
on the yard work?

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Yeah, sorry, I guess
I lost track of time.

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Didn't lose track so much as
you were following the rules.

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Like the one that says your kind
sleep in coffins during the day.

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During the sunlight hours,
that's correct.

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Because if the sunlight hits ya,
you melt.

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Decompose into a miasma
putrid decay.

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Also correct.

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My wife lost her favorite
uncle that way.

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Made a slight miscalculation
during daylight savings and uh-

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I don't give a shit.

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Oh, yeah. Speaking of the
missus, this is my wife, Helena.

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[chuckles]

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Countess?

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Professor.

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Helena and I teach
night classes.

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At Horlicks.

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-[Chuck] Yeah, department of...
-[Helena] Zoology.

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Oh yes, this is our own little
ray of moonlight, Anastasia.

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Goes by Anna.
Anna-banana.

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Alex...

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Mind your own.

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Alright, well it was...

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[door slams]

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Well, chin up.

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He'll come around
once he gets to know us.

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After all, we're the Belaskos.

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-Yes, we are.
-Mmmhmm.

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Bring it in for a family cheer.
A little pound.

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-Bring it in.
-Yes.

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-Ok.
-Here it comes.

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[crickets chirping]

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♪

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[humming]

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Here we go.

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Look who is up.

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Good evening, sleepy head.

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[burps]

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[Helena hums]

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So, there is a 24-hour gym
less than a mile from here.

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I was wondering if it would be
alright if I joined?

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I can pay for it myself
with my babysitting stash.

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Not yet.

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We don't want you venturing off

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until we get a proper feel
for the neighborhood.

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Then what am I supposed
to do all night

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while you guys are at work?

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Well you've got
your lesson plans.

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Not to mention that phone that
you've got grafted to your hand.

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You guys swore that Mapleton
would be different.

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It is different.

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This is a fully integrated
neighborhood.

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So was the last one.
I fucking hate being undead.

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[Helena] That is a little
dramatic.

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And it'll cost you a buck.

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That's one diddly-dollar
in the cuss jar, young lady.

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Mm, where do you think
you're going?

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Take a wild guess.
Fucking nowhere.

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My. Someone slept on the wrong
side of the coffin.

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[acoustic guitar strumming]

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[knocking]

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♪

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-[dramatic music]
-[panting]

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Oh shit!

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[both screaming]

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Oh my god, oh my god!
Don't fucking kill me!

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I fucking won't!

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Jesus, dude!
Take a chill pill.

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What are you even doing
over here?

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Well, I saw you up
on the roof...

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Yeah. Yeah, I know.
I heard you.

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You did?

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Yeah. I hear everything,
whether I want to or not.

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You're like a goddamn
super hero.

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Nope, just a girl.
Anna.

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I'm Alex.

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Do you mind?

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Oh, yeah. Here.

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Thanks.

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It's, uh, nice to see
a friendly face, for once.

128
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Yeah. But it's not gonna be
the last once school starts up.

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Oh, it won't for me.
I'm home-schooled.

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Oh, because of the whole
sunlight thing.

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I'm a night owl myself.

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I could give you a midnight tour
of the neighborhood

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if you're up for it.

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Wouldn't your
father disapprove?

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One hundred percent.

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-What about yours?
-One hundred percent.

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So, I'm not totally clear
on the rules.

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Are you aloud to have
ice cream?

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Yeah. Yeah, when
I'm in the mood for it.

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That's good.

141
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Well, uh, Molly's floats
are to die for.

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Oh, fuck! Shit!
I'm not trying to say...

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No, it's okay, Alex.
I know what you mean.

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And it's no worries, you know?

145
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A Belasko hasn't drank
human blood in over a century.

146
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Not to mention that it's illegal
and totally disgusting.

147
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Good to know.

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They're open late on Saturdays,
so maybe we could go after dark?

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Yeah. Maybe not.

150
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Small town peeps can be
a little dickish.

151
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Yeah. Big town peeps can too.

152
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I swear, I just want
to fly away.

153
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Run away where they'll
never find me.

154
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Yeah, take me with you.

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Deal.

156
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So, this is the last stop
on the tour.

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Mapleton's version
of Disneyland.

158
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Uh, I'm about it.
Yeah, I like it.

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My mom, she used
to take me here.

160
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Yeah, I lost her
when I was seven, but...

161
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Oh, Alex.
I'm so sorry.

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How?

163
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She had a back ticker.

164
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You, you're lucky that you
never have to lose a parent.

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Alex, that's a myth.

166
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We die too, it just takes us
a little bit longer.

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Oh no, don't!

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Please don't.

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I don't really come out
in pictures, it's...

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That's uh... that's tragic.

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I'll tell you what.
I'll be your mirror.

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Oh yeah?

173
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Yeah.

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Ok. How do I look?

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-Well you look scalding.
-[both laugh]

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You up for a free ride?

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Yeah.

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Hold on, it goes really
extremely fast.

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Okay.

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[struggling grunts]

181
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Well, I kind of feel like
a wimp now.

182
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Hold onto your vagina.
I got this.

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-Hop on.
-Ok, alright.

184
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-Yeah.
[both laugh]

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[romantic music]

186
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[romantic music]

187
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[laughing]

188
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What's with Anna-banana?

189
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She's been skipping
breakfast lately.

190
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Hm.

191
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She watching her waist?

192
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More like the boy next door.

193
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The roach kid?

194
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Mmhmm.
That scares me.

195
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What's so scary about love?

196
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[laughing]

197
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It's not love that
I'm afraid of.

198
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They're never gonna accept us,
Chuck.

199
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No matter how hard
we try to fit in.

200
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Hate is thicker than blood.

201
00:14:38,325 --> 00:14:40,914
[acoustic guitar strumming]

202
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,366
I might need to do it.

203
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,644
Uh, woah, I think we just did.

204
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,405
No, not that.

205
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,168
I mean, the gift you know?

206
00:14:53,202 --> 00:14:55,929
I wanna... I wanna become
like you.

207
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You think it's a gift?

208
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To never see a sunrise?

209
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:02,349
To be hunted and persecuted
wherever you go?

210
00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:10,185
If that's what it takes
to be yours, then yeah.

211
00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:12,256
You're already mine, dummy.

212
00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:16,156
We're just on different
time zones.

213
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,060
You know that thing
that you were saying about,

214
00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:26,201
uh, like, running away?

215
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,479
Were you serious?

216
00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:29,998
It's all I ever think about.

217
00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:35,106
Where would you go?

218
00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:36,245
Alaska.

219
00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:38,144
Why? What's in Alaska?

220
00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,630
Six months of continuous night.

221
00:15:43,665 --> 00:15:44,702
So there.

222
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,464
And what would we do
for the other six months?

223
00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:52,020
We could hibernate.
Five times a day.

224
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,588
♪

225
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:15,181
Dude, what the fuck?
What are you doing?

226
00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:17,148
Checking for hickies, stupid.
What do you think?

227
00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:19,185
Still got your junk down there

228
00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:20,669
or did your girlfriend
bite it off, huh?

229
00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:21,601
Sick.

230
00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:23,292
Me?

231
00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:26,778
I'm not the one playing hide the
salami with a walking corpse.

232
00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:30,644
Alex, son, you have no idea
what you are dealing with.

233
00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:32,715
[scoff]
Like you do?

234
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:36,271
Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

235
00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:38,273
You know, I never told you
how your mother actually died.

236
00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:49,698
Ten years ago, she was attacked
by one of those things.

237
00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:54,461
All the blood drained
from her body.

238
00:16:58,224 --> 00:17:01,158
But the nightmare didn't end
there, no sir.

239
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:04,022
It was just the beginning.

240
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:12,479
The night of her funeral,
your mother came home.

241
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:18,415
Little boy, let me in.
Mommy's so cold.

242
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:21,247
You know, I still see her
wearing the dress

243
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,318
that we buried her in?

244
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:28,564
She came for you, Alex.
Her only child.

245
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:31,498
So...

246
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,538
I did what any man
would do

247
00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:39,334
and I drove a stake
through that thing's heart.

248
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:40,231
You killed my mother?

249
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,130
I released her!

250
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:49,309
Open it.

251
00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:57,835
What am I supposed to do
with this?

252
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,112
I think you know.

253
00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:03,427
You would be doing that girl
a favor.

254
00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,739
She does not want to be
the way she is.

255
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:07,396
It is unnatural.

256
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,882
There is no mercy
for the undead.

257
00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:15,680
Destroy her, son, or someone
else will do it for you.

258
00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,649
I'm not your fucking son.
-[door slams]

259
00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:24,724
[ominous music]

260
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:30,212
Doug Roach here.

261
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,767
You up for a little
hunting excursion?

262
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:38,738
[chuckles] Yeah, getting
the band back together.

263
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,775
Just like old times.

264
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,330
What are we gunning for?

265
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:49,542
Leaches.
And they're looking to breed.

266
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:07,146
Hello, darling.

267
00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:11,357
[dramatic music]

268
00:19:14,877 --> 00:19:16,258
[cell phone chimes]

269
00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,333
[owl hoots]

270
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:24,301
Anna!

271
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,372
Anna!

272
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:32,550
Fuck!

273
00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:36,623
Make some noise when you
do that, please.

274
00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:38,349
Boo. What is going on?

275
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:42,595
It's my old man.
Bad shit is about to go down.

276
00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:45,667
We need to go now.
Tonight, like now.

277
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:46,875
Alex, that's crazy.

278
00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:48,601
I can't just leave,
what about my parents?

279
00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:49,878
Oh, don't worry.

280
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,433
We'll be visiting them
soon enough.

281
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:54,607
How did you find us?

282
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:56,781
There's a tracker
on your phone, stupid.

283
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,611
[hisses]

284
00:19:58,645 --> 00:19:59,922
Hey, get that out of her face

285
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:01,338
or I'll stick it up
your fucking ass!

286
00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:02,270
Alex!

287
00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:02,856
[thud]

288
00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:03,788
No!

289
00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:04,755
Alex!

290
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:07,413
Now look what you did.

291
00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:10,588
Please, it doesn't have
to be this way.

292
00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:12,452
You can just let us be.

293
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:15,041
Let you be? Why?

294
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:17,492
So your kind can pollute
the world?

295
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:18,872
[scoffs]

296
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:20,978
Not on my watch, sweetie.

297
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:24,947
We didn't start this war but
we sure as shit gonna end it.

298
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:28,813
Hold still.

299
00:20:30,505 --> 00:20:31,575
I'll make this fast.

300
00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:39,790
She can't be far, spread out.
Spread out.

301
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:51,767
You're all gonna die tonight.

302
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,601
[growling]

303
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:00,466
[screaming]

304
00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:02,882
[growling]

305
00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:05,367
[screaming]

306
00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:12,409
Don't worry, I'll make
this fast.

307
00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:15,343
[screaming]

308
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:23,834
[serene music]

309
00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:26,319
Oh god, Alex.

310
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,426
You're like a goddamn
super hero.

311
00:21:29,702 --> 00:21:30,496
Alex, your heart.

312
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:31,220
We have to get you
to a hospital.

313
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:32,877
[Alex] I don't think I can look.

314
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:35,777
The sun's coming up,
you have to go.

315
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:36,985
Shh, stop, stop, stop.

316
00:21:37,019 --> 00:21:38,089
-No please, you have to go.
-Don't talk.

317
00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:39,021
You'll die if I go.

318
00:21:39,056 --> 00:21:40,506
You're gonna die if you stay.

319
00:21:45,131 --> 00:21:45,959
Hey.

320
00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:56,867
♪

321
00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:05,462
It's even more beautiful
than I imagined.

322
00:22:18,198 --> 00:22:20,960
Please, please save him!

323
00:22:30,003 --> 00:22:32,109
[crying]

324
00:22:33,006 --> 00:22:34,870
Alaska, okay?

325
00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:38,633
I'm so there.

326
00:23:07,903 --> 00:23:08,766
[Doug] Hello?

327
00:23:10,216 --> 00:23:11,528
What the hell is this?

328
00:23:12,149 --> 00:23:14,738
[straining grunts]

329
00:23:14,772 --> 00:23:15,911
I can't move my...

330
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,570
Somebody better tell me what
the hell's going on around here,

331
00:23:19,605 --> 00:23:20,778
and fast!

332
00:23:21,261 --> 00:23:23,056
[wood creaking]

333
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,714
Look who's up.

334
00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:30,063
Chuck, Helena.

335
00:23:30,098 --> 00:23:32,065
I don't know what you think
you're doing

336
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,102
but you have about two seconds

337
00:23:34,136 --> 00:23:37,761
to undo these chains
or I swear to god,

338
00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:40,177
I will sue your asses
back to Transylvania.

339
00:23:40,936 --> 00:23:42,006
[chuckles]

340
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:44,077
We're not from Transylvania,
Doug.

341
00:23:44,561 --> 00:23:46,425
We're from Pennsylvania.

342
00:23:46,873 --> 00:23:47,874
Oh, who...

343
00:23:51,257 --> 00:23:53,535
Oh, no, no, no, no.

344
00:23:53,984 --> 00:23:55,951
You gotta be shitting me!

345
00:23:56,193 --> 00:23:58,816
Oh shoot.
It's another blood sucker.

346
00:23:58,851 --> 00:24:00,439
There goes the neighborhood.

347
00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:06,445
Son... Alex.

348
00:24:07,549 --> 00:24:09,896
Undo these chains...
Please.

349
00:24:11,588 --> 00:24:12,623
And infect our town?

350
00:24:15,074 --> 00:24:17,007
No, no, no, no.
Not that.

351
00:24:17,939 --> 00:24:19,112
Show a little mercy.

352
00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:22,495
There is no mercy
for the undead.

353
00:24:22,771 --> 00:24:26,050
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!!!

354
00:24:26,085 --> 00:24:28,950
[screaming]

355
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:35,266
[screaming]

356
00:25:08,058 --> 00:25:11,095
♪

357
00:25:52,723 --> 00:25:54,138
[shooting in video game]

358
00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:55,243
Damn, why don't you leave
some drops for the rest of us?

359
00:25:55,277 --> 00:25:56,727
We got more coming,
let's move.

360
00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:58,902
Oh, nice!

361
00:26:01,249 --> 00:26:01,939
Dave, Dave, Dave...

362
00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:03,976
Hey, hey, hey!
Check this out.

363
00:26:04,010 --> 00:26:04,804
Shit.

364
00:26:06,806 --> 00:26:09,602
Sorry guys, my dad just came in
and totally broke my focus.

365
00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:10,120
Hold on a sec.

366
00:26:10,154 --> 00:26:11,673
Behold.

367
00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:13,088
Sorry guys, I'll catch y'all
at school tomorrow.

368
00:26:17,748 --> 00:26:18,646
Nice relic.

369
00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:20,268
[scoffs]

370
00:26:20,302 --> 00:26:21,510
Woah, is this you?

371
00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:24,341
Hey, your old man had the
highest score in the southwest.

372
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,412
I'd have won the national
championship

373
00:26:26,446 --> 00:26:28,103
if they hadn't have canceled it.

374
00:26:28,138 --> 00:26:30,174
And for some reason they pulled
all the copies of the game

375
00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:32,625
off the shelves and buried them
in the desert

376
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,903
and didn't tell anyone why.

377
00:26:36,802 --> 00:26:39,770
Weird Wednesday.
Sounds dumb.

378
00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:43,084
Wait, Dad.
Dad what are you doing?

379
00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,327
You are gonna love it.

380
00:26:45,845 --> 00:26:49,159
This game requires laser focus
and iron will.

381
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:51,920
It's a game that's not balanced
and not fair.

382
00:26:51,955 --> 00:26:55,027
Brutal in its simplicity.

383
00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:56,822
There's no way some old
8-bit clunker

384
00:26:56,856 --> 00:26:59,031
is gonna be harder
than Sentinel Strike.

385
00:26:59,307 --> 00:27:01,102
Ok, well you just watch.

386
00:27:01,136 --> 00:27:02,931
[old video game theme]

387
00:27:04,277 --> 00:27:05,347
So, what do you do?

388
00:27:05,382 --> 00:27:06,970
You just gotta get across town.

389
00:27:07,004 --> 00:27:08,074
That sounds terrible.

390
00:27:08,109 --> 00:27:10,352
No, no, no.
That's the beauty of it.

391
00:27:10,387 --> 00:27:11,319
Simplicity.

392
00:27:11,353 --> 00:27:14,184
You never know what is going
to kill you.

393
00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:16,289
The newspaper, the raccoon
in the trash,

394
00:27:16,324 --> 00:27:17,463
the toaster oven.

395
00:27:17,497 --> 00:27:19,223
It could even be the lamp.

396
00:27:19,258 --> 00:27:21,743
I mean, you have no idea
what is deadly.

397
00:27:22,261 --> 00:27:23,745
So how do you win?

398
00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:25,126
I don't know.

399
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,026
I mean, no player's ever reached
the final level before.

400
00:27:29,061 --> 00:27:31,201
The competition was always
high score.

401
00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:32,789
Ok.

402
00:27:32,823 --> 00:27:36,068
Now, just like riding a bike.

403
00:27:42,281 --> 00:27:43,454
[laughing]

404
00:27:43,489 --> 00:27:45,456
Ok, ok, you laugh,
but it's been 30 years

405
00:27:45,491 --> 00:27:48,045
since I played this game,
remember?

406
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,184
It's all coming back to me,

407
00:27:49,219 --> 00:27:51,290
I just need to sharpen up
a little.

408
00:27:51,911 --> 00:27:53,879
Come on, let me try.

409
00:28:06,305 --> 00:28:08,687
Oh! Oh, shit, this is hard.

410
00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:10,343
Yeah, I told you.

411
00:28:14,554 --> 00:28:15,417
Oh!

412
00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:19,421
Ah, dang.

413
00:28:21,182 --> 00:28:23,046
What does JEF spell?

414
00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:26,256
Well, savor it while it lasts,
it's gonna be mine soon.

415
00:28:28,154 --> 00:28:28,914
Did you see it?

416
00:28:28,948 --> 00:28:30,087
No, what was on it?

417
00:28:30,122 --> 00:28:31,951
It was like this weird little
drawing of the teacher.

418
00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:34,333
Hey! You guys gotta try
this old game.

419
00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:36,024
What game?
Is it any good?

420
00:28:36,059 --> 00:28:37,060
No, it's the worst.

421
00:28:37,094 --> 00:28:38,164
You're just this little
8-bit dude

422
00:28:38,199 --> 00:28:39,545
and you have to dodge
flying toasters and stuff

423
00:28:39,579 --> 00:28:41,374
but it's insanely hard.

424
00:28:41,409 --> 00:28:42,859
Have you beat it yet?

425
00:28:42,893 --> 00:28:44,067
Oh, it's impossible.

426
00:28:44,101 --> 00:28:45,240
No one's ever made it
to the final level.

427
00:28:45,275 --> 00:28:48,140
Wait, I thought you said no game
is impossible to beat?

428
00:28:48,174 --> 00:28:49,382
Bet I can beat it first.

429
00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:50,832
So competitive, Reina.

430
00:28:50,867 --> 00:28:52,247
You know, that's why I broke up
with you, right?

431
00:28:52,282 --> 00:28:54,836
Oh, you broke up with me?
I don't remember that.

432
00:28:54,871 --> 00:28:56,942
I remember you crying, a lot.

433
00:28:56,976 --> 00:28:57,839
Yeah.

434
00:28:57,874 --> 00:29:00,186
And the flowers.
Oh, and the love song.

435
00:29:00,221 --> 00:29:01,774
Look out for the shovel!

436
00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:03,327
I got it, I got it!

437
00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:05,778
-Oh!
-[laughing]

438
00:29:05,813 --> 00:29:07,400
You're doing great.

439
00:29:08,194 --> 00:29:09,092
Savor it while it lasts, Dad,

440
00:29:09,126 --> 00:29:11,094
that high score is gonna be
mine soon.

441
00:29:11,128 --> 00:29:14,200
No one can defeat me!

442
00:29:14,235 --> 00:29:15,029
Oh, it's on.

443
00:29:15,063 --> 00:29:16,375
On like Donkey Kong.

444
00:29:16,409 --> 00:29:17,410
[doorbell rings]

445
00:29:18,377 --> 00:29:19,309
Oh, that's the delivery guy,
I'll get it.

446
00:29:23,071 --> 00:29:24,555
-Hey, Spencer.
-What's up?

447
00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:27,041
Reina, it's good to see you.
Dave's down in the basement.

448
00:29:29,457 --> 00:29:31,010
Hey, Mr. D.
How're you holding up?

449
00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:33,530
Ah, you know.
Taking it one day at a time.

450
00:29:36,084 --> 00:29:39,294
So, tell me honestly.
How's Dave doing?

451
00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:42,090
You should ask him
that yourself.

452
00:29:42,919 --> 00:29:45,784
Oh, I would, but he doesn't
exactly talk to me.

453
00:29:47,199 --> 00:29:49,304
Maybe just give him some time.

454
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:51,203
Yeah.

455
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:54,413
Look, I'm really glad
that you guys stayed friends.

456
00:29:54,447 --> 00:29:56,001
Yeah, me too.

457
00:30:09,324 --> 00:30:10,429
Hey, what's up Reina?

458
00:30:10,947 --> 00:30:12,327
I can't wait for you guys
to play this.

459
00:30:12,362 --> 00:30:13,121
It's ridiculous.

460
00:30:13,156 --> 00:30:15,641
[video game theme]

461
00:30:15,675 --> 00:30:17,056
Aw!

462
00:30:17,091 --> 00:30:19,127
Death by mailbox. Brutal.

463
00:30:19,162 --> 00:30:20,163
Hey, good try.

464
00:30:20,197 --> 00:30:23,373
I know a little trick
to get past that level.

465
00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:25,547
Oh, it's ok.
You can, uh, just show me later.

466
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,552
Ok, um, I'll be just upstairs.

467
00:30:31,243 --> 00:30:32,900
Oh, ok.
Bye, Dad.

468
00:30:33,348 --> 00:30:34,522
[Reina] How do you beat that?

469
00:30:34,971 --> 00:30:36,317
You'll get the hang of it.
Here.

470
00:30:57,372 --> 00:31:00,928
Yes! Oh my god. Yes!

471
00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:01,549
Are you ok?

472
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:03,068
Boom!
In your face!

473
00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:04,621
I won. I won.

474
00:31:06,036 --> 00:31:07,520
You just beat the final boss?

475
00:31:07,555 --> 00:31:10,178
No, I beat you, Dad.
I beat you.

476
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:14,251
Woah, ok, woah, woah.

477
00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:17,634
Son, you didn't win, you just
got the highest score.

478
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:19,498
But we still need to beat it.

479
00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:23,364
Dad, it's impossible.

480
00:31:23,398 --> 00:31:24,952
It literally says on the game,

481
00:31:24,986 --> 00:31:26,367
"Never beaten by
a single player."

482
00:31:26,643 --> 00:31:27,678
It's like a feature.

483
00:31:28,093 --> 00:31:29,404
Yeah, well not yet.

484
00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:31,544
This game has met its match

485
00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:34,409
with this awesome
father/son duo, huh?

486
00:31:36,239 --> 00:31:38,517
Um, I think I'm gonna head
to bed.

487
00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:43,453
Uh...

488
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,458
Check this out.

489
00:31:49,562 --> 00:31:51,426
I got a console and a copy
of the game off eBay.

490
00:31:51,461 --> 00:31:54,705
Seller listed it crazy cheap.
And it was cursed or something.

491
00:31:55,396 --> 00:31:56,707
Like, the game murdered
her kids.

492
00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,020
-Okay.
-So many whack-jobs on there.

493
00:31:59,469 --> 00:32:01,091
And look, it came
with a cheat code.

494
00:32:01,574 --> 00:32:03,404
Oh, come on. You know cheater
wins don't count.

495
00:32:03,438 --> 00:32:05,958
-Yeah, straight facts.
-Whatever. Oh, my gosh.

496
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,070
-[phone rings]
-What's up?

497
00:32:14,656 --> 00:32:15,968
Nothing, just my dad.

498
00:32:16,313 --> 00:32:18,108
Aren't you going to respond?

499
00:32:19,282 --> 00:32:21,353
Oh! Cold!

500
00:32:24,494 --> 00:32:27,014
You know, your dad's pretty
cool, for a dad.

501
00:32:27,324 --> 00:32:30,051
He's not cool.
He's nice.

502
00:32:31,052 --> 00:32:32,640
Still cuts the crusts off
my sandwiches.

503
00:32:32,674 --> 00:32:33,710
They sound delicious.

504
00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:35,608
They are, but like,
never lets me do anything.

505
00:32:36,023 --> 00:32:37,369
Won't even let me take
my driver's test.

506
00:32:37,645 --> 00:32:39,716
You're his baby
and he's lonely.

507
00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:41,269
Lucky me.

508
00:32:42,305 --> 00:32:43,685
Hey, Reina can I borrow
your system?

509
00:32:44,169 --> 00:32:45,480
What? No way.
I just got it.

510
00:32:46,102 --> 00:32:48,345
Plus, I need to crush
Dave's high score.

511
00:32:48,621 --> 00:32:49,760
Put him in his place.

512
00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:51,383
Fair and square though.
Better not use that cheat code.

513
00:32:51,797 --> 00:32:53,143
Like I'd need it.

514
00:32:53,178 --> 00:32:54,110
Come on, let me borrow it.

515
00:32:54,144 --> 00:32:56,250
You said you had to study
tonight anyway.

516
00:32:57,389 --> 00:32:59,253
One night, nerd. One.

517
00:33:05,328 --> 00:33:07,502
Hey, I missed you last night.
What'd you get up to?

518
00:33:07,813 --> 00:33:09,366
Just chilling at Reina's.

519
00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:11,817
You two getting back together?
She's great.

520
00:33:11,851 --> 00:33:13,198
No, god dad.

521
00:33:13,232 --> 00:33:14,785
We were just playing
Weird Wednesday.

522
00:33:15,821 --> 00:33:17,029
Are you ready to hunker down

523
00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:20,584
for an all day, no-holds-barred
rematch with your old man?

524
00:33:20,619 --> 00:33:21,620
I'll pass.

525
00:33:22,552 --> 00:33:26,487
Hey, Dave, look.
I'll make you a deal.

526
00:33:26,521 --> 00:33:28,213
Hey, you beat the game first,

527
00:33:28,247 --> 00:33:30,180
I will take you
to get your license.

528
00:33:30,387 --> 00:33:32,148
What's the catch?

529
00:33:32,182 --> 00:33:33,597
Well, if I win first,

530
00:33:33,632 --> 00:33:36,255
you have to hang out with me
every Friday night.

531
00:33:38,775 --> 00:33:39,534
Deal?

532
00:33:41,295 --> 00:33:42,054
Deal.

533
00:33:44,574 --> 00:33:46,093
Did you use the cheat code?

534
00:33:46,127 --> 00:33:47,542
There's a new character
to choose from.

535
00:33:47,577 --> 00:33:49,648
I didn't do anything.
He just showed up.

536
00:33:51,201 --> 00:33:52,340
Kind of looks like Spencer.

537
00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:54,273
That asshole still has
my console.

538
00:33:54,515 --> 00:33:56,517
Oh, well I'll text him to bring
it when he comes over.

539
00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:59,313
Thanks.
What's up with this new guy?

540
00:33:59,692 --> 00:34:01,315
It's like he doesn't want
to move or something.

541
00:34:01,694 --> 00:34:04,318
Look at his face!
So freaked out.

542
00:34:07,252 --> 00:34:08,494
Come on dude, pick up.

543
00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:11,532
Yo, Spencer, where you at, man?

544
00:34:11,565 --> 00:34:13,360
Gotta come out to my house and
check out this new character.

545
00:34:14,811 --> 00:34:16,157
Ugh!

546
00:34:16,192 --> 00:34:18,090
The freaking squirrel flew
into my face.

547
00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:23,061
Let me play.

548
00:34:28,411 --> 00:34:29,791
Ah! Spencer's gotta see this.

549
00:34:30,827 --> 00:34:32,862
Oh god.
Every time.

550
00:34:32,898 --> 00:34:35,313
It's the same thing
every time.

551
00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:39,215
Cheer up, take it.

552
00:34:42,389 --> 00:34:43,529
Keep going, you got it.

553
00:34:44,944 --> 00:34:46,670
-Ah!
-Oh.

554
00:34:50,571 --> 00:34:51,641
Ahh...

555
00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:01,892
Oh man, what happened
to the new guy?

556
00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:06,311
This idiot is totally
ghosting me.

557
00:35:06,932 --> 00:35:08,485
Let's go get my console.

558
00:35:08,968 --> 00:35:10,487
[doorbell ringing]

559
00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:15,320
Dave, it's so good to see you.
Hey, Reina.

560
00:35:15,354 --> 00:35:16,631
Spencer's not answering
his phone.

561
00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:18,323
Have you seen him?

562
00:35:18,357 --> 00:35:20,532
Uh no, we haven't seen him.
We thought he was here.

563
00:35:20,566 --> 00:35:22,430
He was playing some old video
game this morning

564
00:35:22,465 --> 00:35:24,329
then he walked out
and didn't come home.

565
00:35:24,363 --> 00:35:27,332
He borrowed my game system
actually, can I grab it?

566
00:35:27,366 --> 00:35:28,333
Come on in, yeah.

567
00:35:41,656 --> 00:35:42,968
Hey, if you see Spencer,

568
00:35:43,002 --> 00:35:46,799
tell him to call me right away.
Moms worry.

569
00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:48,422
Sure, no problem.

570
00:35:52,633 --> 00:35:56,257
Spencer's not usually so MIA.

571
00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:57,534
He's probably hanging out
with Jessica

572
00:35:57,569 --> 00:35:58,880
and just doesn't want
his mom to know.

573
00:35:58,915 --> 00:35:59,847
Probably.

574
00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:01,918
I gotta get back
to playing the game.

575
00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:03,540
My dad's on some
new forest level now

576
00:36:03,575 --> 00:36:05,232
I've never even
seen before.

577
00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:06,785
It's probably getting close
to the final boss.

578
00:36:06,819 --> 00:36:09,857
You know he just wants
to spend time with you, right?

579
00:36:09,891 --> 00:36:11,445
Too much time.

580
00:36:11,479 --> 00:36:13,274
If he wins, I'm stuck with him
every Friday night.

581
00:36:13,792 --> 00:36:14,758
Woah.

582
00:36:17,658 --> 00:36:18,659
Want some ice cream?

583
00:36:19,798 --> 00:36:20,523
Damn.

584
00:36:20,557 --> 00:36:21,317
Jeez.

585
00:36:25,631 --> 00:36:27,633
[ominous music]

586
00:36:40,853 --> 00:36:42,269
I'm gonna go get some chips.

587
00:36:45,686 --> 00:36:46,687
Come on.

588
00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,002
Fuck it.

589
00:36:56,869 --> 00:36:57,732
Alright.

590
00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:04,567
[ominous music]

591
00:37:05,395 --> 00:37:06,879
What, what the hell?

592
00:37:11,677 --> 00:37:13,714
Dave, why are you being
so weird?

593
00:37:15,371 --> 00:37:17,787
Are you on drugs?
Dude, just sit down.

594
00:37:18,512 --> 00:37:20,721
I can't. It's like someone's
controlling me.

595
00:37:20,755 --> 00:37:22,585
No one is controlling you.

596
00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:24,863
You have like, free will,
you know?

597
00:37:27,969 --> 00:37:29,385
It's not funny.

598
00:37:29,419 --> 00:37:31,352
It definitely is.
What's up with the screen?

599
00:37:31,387 --> 00:37:32,974
This some new mode?

600
00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:34,079
I put in the cheat code.

601
00:37:34,113 --> 00:37:35,045
Cheater!

602
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,289
The eBay seller said it
was cursed, right?

603
00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:39,084
You believe every dumbass
on eBay?

604
00:37:39,118 --> 00:37:40,672
I do now!

605
00:37:40,706 --> 00:37:41,742
You're so high.

606
00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:46,988
Nobody wins this game.
Ever.

607
00:37:47,575 --> 00:37:49,957
Chill.
I'll just turn off the power.

608
00:37:50,785 --> 00:37:51,786
Ok.

609
00:37:53,132 --> 00:37:54,272
Ah!

610
00:37:54,686 --> 00:37:55,721
[gasps]

611
00:37:58,103 --> 00:38:00,381
Don't ever do that again.

612
00:38:00,657 --> 00:38:03,039
You're in the game!
Oh, fuck.

613
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,905
Dave, come back.

614
00:38:07,354 --> 00:38:08,355
I can't!

615
00:38:12,635 --> 00:38:13,498
Yeah.

616
00:38:19,158 --> 00:38:20,332
Oh god.

617
00:38:33,966 --> 00:38:34,933
I died.

618
00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:38,039
I think you respawned.

619
00:38:39,696 --> 00:38:41,319
What happens when
I run out of lives?

620
00:38:42,803 --> 00:38:44,770
Oh god. Spencer.

621
00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:47,083
He ran out of lives
and now he's dead.

622
00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,396
Don't... run out of lives.

623
00:38:50,431 --> 00:38:51,432
Reina!

624
00:38:55,574 --> 00:38:56,334
Whoa!

625
00:39:02,201 --> 00:39:03,651
[electrical zapping]

626
00:39:16,664 --> 00:39:18,666
Do something!
I don't want to die again.

627
00:39:18,873 --> 00:39:20,150
It hurts.

628
00:39:20,185 --> 00:39:21,531
Wait, if you're the player,
who's playing you?

629
00:39:24,638 --> 00:39:25,639
[cell phone chimes]

630
00:39:31,092 --> 00:39:33,543
[cell phone ringing]

631
00:39:35,614 --> 00:39:36,374
Come on.

632
00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:38,065
Come on, come on!

633
00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:57,636
Fuck, fuck!

634
00:40:00,087 --> 00:40:03,124
Argh!
Stupid knife store.

635
00:40:06,542 --> 00:40:08,820
Oh god.
Oh god, oh god.

636
00:40:09,165 --> 00:40:12,030
Last life. In it to win it.

637
00:40:30,082 --> 00:40:32,084
♪

638
00:40:36,192 --> 00:40:38,194
♪

639
00:40:49,205 --> 00:40:52,104
Final boss, here I come.

640
00:41:07,603 --> 00:41:08,569
What?

641
00:41:09,846 --> 00:41:11,503
[dramatic music]

642
00:41:13,022 --> 00:41:14,023
[banging on door]

643
00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:15,507
Woah.

644
00:41:22,997 --> 00:41:23,998
[screaming]

645
00:41:24,896 --> 00:41:25,828
Ugh!

646
00:41:27,726 --> 00:41:28,555
Ah.

647
00:41:31,316 --> 00:41:32,490
[knocking]

648
00:41:34,871 --> 00:41:35,872
[frantically knocking]

649
00:41:40,912 --> 00:41:41,913
Thank god.

650
00:41:41,947 --> 00:41:42,776
The new character's
actually Dave.

651
00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:44,260
He used the cheat code,

652
00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:46,020
got sucked into the video game,
and if you lose he'll die.

653
00:41:46,711 --> 00:41:47,643
What?

654
00:41:51,957 --> 00:41:52,958
Oh my god.

655
00:41:54,339 --> 00:41:55,651
I'll unplug it.

656
00:41:55,685 --> 00:41:57,307
No, trust me,
that doesn't work.

657
00:41:57,342 --> 00:41:58,654
We have to win.

658
00:42:00,207 --> 00:42:01,898
Okay. Let's do it.

659
00:42:02,865 --> 00:42:04,970
[ominous music]

660
00:42:08,249 --> 00:42:09,665
Two player?

661
00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:12,771
Ok, I'm going in.

662
00:42:12,806 --> 00:42:14,566
Mr. D, that's crazy.

663
00:42:14,601 --> 00:42:15,809
You don't know
what's gonna happen.

664
00:42:15,843 --> 00:42:17,949
Well, I know that
I have to try.

665
00:42:21,366 --> 00:42:23,955
The game has never been beaten
by a single player.

666
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:29,857
But, if we work together,
we can beat it.

667
00:42:40,074 --> 00:42:41,041
Hey, pal.

668
00:42:41,973 --> 00:42:43,699
The game is harder
than you thought, huh?

669
00:42:44,182 --> 00:42:46,805
Hell yeah.
I can move again.

670
00:42:47,254 --> 00:42:48,358
Who's controlling me?

671
00:42:49,256 --> 00:42:52,293
I was.
We're in two player mode now.

672
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,332
You ready?

673
00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:58,023
Let's do this.

674
00:43:01,682 --> 00:43:03,926
[dramatic music]

675
00:43:24,705 --> 00:43:25,913
Come on, guys!

676
00:43:28,019 --> 00:43:29,158
Is that all you got?

677
00:43:32,851 --> 00:43:34,335
Eat this, ET!

678
00:43:41,273 --> 00:43:42,205
Dave!!!

679
00:43:42,447 --> 00:43:43,310
Dad!

680
00:43:45,174 --> 00:43:46,865
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

681
00:43:55,702 --> 00:43:59,084
I'm sorry, son.
I just wanted to protect you.

682
00:43:59,119 --> 00:44:00,085
I love you.

683
00:44:03,261 --> 00:44:04,227
You can do this.

684
00:44:05,919 --> 00:44:06,920
I love you too, Dad.

685
00:44:08,024 --> 00:44:08,784
Son!

686
00:44:09,888 --> 00:44:10,717
Come on!

687
00:44:14,341 --> 00:44:15,273
[straining]

688
00:44:17,378 --> 00:44:19,173
Hey, Dad, we win.

689
00:44:28,113 --> 00:44:29,114
[electrical zaps]

690
00:44:43,163 --> 00:44:45,337
Yes! [laughs]

691
00:45:11,087 --> 00:45:14,884
So, what's next,
Mr. Driver's License?

692
00:45:16,955 --> 00:45:18,957
Just home.
Reina's coming over.

693
00:45:21,097 --> 00:45:23,134
Oh, you know what?
Why don't you go pick her up?

694
00:45:23,962 --> 00:45:27,172
Do something fun.
As friends, of course.

695
00:45:28,898 --> 00:45:30,210
I'll walk home.

696
00:45:36,492 --> 00:45:37,493
Hey, Dad.

697
00:45:39,357 --> 00:45:40,945
Uh, wanna play ball tomorrow
or something?

698
00:45:41,808 --> 00:45:44,224
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd love that.

699
00:46:05,038 --> 00:46:07,316
[chilling music]

700
00:46:12,942 --> 00:46:24,436
♪

701
00:46:24,471 --> 00:46:26,473
[thunder crashes]

702
00:46:27,439 --> 00:46:42,351
♪

703
00:46:42,385 --> 00:46:52,430
♪

704
00:46:52,430 --> 00:47:02,371
♪

705
00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:12,450
♪

706
00:47:12,450 --> 00:47:22,391
♪

707
00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:26,498
♪