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[Eerie music plays]
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[Sinister laughing]
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[Raspy breathing]
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♪♪
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[Electricity buzzing]
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♪♪
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[Pen scratching]
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♪♪
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[Raspy breathing]
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[Chuckles]
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[Sinister laughing]
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[Thunder crashes]
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♪♪
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[Shaky breathing]
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[Waves crashing]
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[Seagulls screeching]
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♪♪
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[Pencil scratching]
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♪♪
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[Sniffs]
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[Groans]
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The good news is...
I always land on my feet.
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Ugh, foot.
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[Wheezing laugh]
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The age-old question --
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how badly does the patient
wanna survive?
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[Liquid trickling]
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Never give up.
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Never surrender.
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♪♪
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[Seagull screeching]
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[Grunts, groans]
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100...
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99...
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98...
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97...
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[Screams]
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[Seagulls screeching]
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[Baby crying]
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If I'm to tell the whole
truth -- and why not?
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I got plenty of time --
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I was born Richard Pinzetti
in New York's Little Italy.
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All I ever wanted
was to be a surgeon.
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♪♪
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My father,
an old-world greaseball,
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would laugh and tell me to
get him another glass of wine.
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He died when he was 46,
and I was glad.
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I always had luck on my side,
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present circumstances
notwithstanding,
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but I'm not really
worried about that.
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As I said,
I always land on my feet.
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Anyway, a poor kid
from the projects
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getting to college
was no easy task,
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so I did what any other
able-bodied kid would do.
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I played sports.
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But let's not forget,
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being a surgeon
was all I ever wanted,
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so I figured a scholarship
would get me in the door,
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and the world would
be my oyster.
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And you know what?
[Chuckles]
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I was good at it.
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So I became quarterback,
but let's face it.
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A doctor's hands are his life,
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so I'd wrap them
before every game.
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Then I'd soak them after.
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A lot of my teammates
would rag on me,
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call me chicken shit,
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mostly this big zit-faced
asshole named Howie Plotzsky.
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But living on the streets,
making connections,
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getting to know people,
you know,
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any asshole knows how to die.
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The thing to learn
is how to survive.
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So I slipped Ricky Buzelli
10 bucks
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to make Howie's mouth
disappear.
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Ricky obliged and brought me
three of his teeth
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wrapped in
a bloody paper towel.
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Can you imagine the damage
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I could have done
to my hands busting his face?
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In med school,
while the other suckers
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were running themselves
ragged trying to bone up,
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between waiting tables
and buffing floors,
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I kept the rackets going --
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football pools,
baseball pools.
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I stayed tight
with the old neighborhood
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and made it through school
just fine.
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[Giggles]
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I didn't get into pushing
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until I was doing
my residency.
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I was working in one
of the biggest hospitals
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in New York City.
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At first, it was
prescription blanks.
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I'd sell a tablet of 100
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to some guys
from the neighborhood
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along with writing samples
of 40 or 50 doctors.
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Then they'd turn around
and sell them for 20 apiece.
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Speed freaks and nodders,
they loved it.
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Speaking of which,
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I finally woke up
shortly after dark.
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Wait, have I mentioned
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I haven't had anything
to eat in four days?
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[Waves crash]
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Day fucking three --
haven't seen another soul.
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A bunch of stuff washed up
over the last few days,
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and I've taken what I can,
between that and the shit
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that I got off
the useless lifeboat,
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but it could be worse.
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At least I'm here,
and I'm not her,
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poor whoever she was.
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Then this gull landed on one
of the rocks on the island.
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It just stood there
looking at me
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with its fucking black eyes.
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[Seagull caws]
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[Whoosh, thud, seagull yelps]
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Aaah!
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[Seagull shrieks]
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[Crunching]
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The sound actually gave me
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great satisfaction.
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I carried it back to my camp,
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and before I even
plucked a feather,
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I dumped iodine
all over the laceration.
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The last thing I need now
is an infection.
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No driftwood or vegetation
for a fire,
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so I guess
it's seagull tartare.
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♪♪
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[Squelching]
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[Gulping, groaning]
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♪♪
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100, 99...
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98, 97...
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[Grunting, retching]
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January 29th, day four.
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The only reason
to keep Gloria here --
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that's what I call her --
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is that she attracts
the gulls.
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But I don't know
how much more I can handle.
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Jesus, the stench...
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her body baking in the sun.
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Found a few things
in the suitcase I could use.
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Not much else to do,
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so I'm gonna keep
writing my life's story.
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At least it keeps my mind
off my stomach.
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Well, sort of.
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I had enough socked away
from my adventures
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as an intern and resident
that I could've set myself up
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in a practice on Park Avenue.
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Then Lowenthal gets pinched,
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fucking sheep.
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They wave five years
in front of his face,
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and he coughs up
half a dozen names,
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mine right
at the top of the list.
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There were a few other deals,
including prescription blanks,
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which I didn't
entirely give up.
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It's funny; I didn't really
need that stuff anymore,
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but it's hard to give up
the extra sugar, you know?
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So what did I do?
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Threw a couple people
to the wolves.
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Nobody I liked, though.
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Everyone I gave to the feds
was a real son of a bitch.
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[Loons calling]
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[Stomach rumbling]
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Killed another gull today,
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same way I killed the first.
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[Sighs heavily]
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I was beginning to get
scared there for a while.
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It is strange how you can feel
the vitality surge back
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when there's something
in your stomach.
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263...
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264...
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265.
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No place like home.
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Oh, and did I tell you
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I had about $350,000
worth of heroin?
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New York street value.
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You know what it's worth here?
El zilcho.
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Yeah, sort of funny
if you think about it.
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♪ Now look into my eyes
and see your face ♪
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I wanted my shingle back,
and it was gonna cost me big.
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I had some money stashed away,
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but I decided
I'd take a chance,
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try and double or triple it.
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That's when I went
to see Ronnie Hanelli.
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Ronnie and I played
football together.
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When his kid brother decided
on internal medicine,
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I helped him
get his residency.
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Anything for someone
from the block.
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He went from neighborhood
enforcer to law school,
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set up a shop
above the Fish Bowl.
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I knew Ronnie would
have something for me.
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"It's dangerous," he said,
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"But you always could
take care of yourself."
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[Plane engine sputtering]
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Hey! [Panting]
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I'm here!
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[Grunting]
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[Crunching]
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[Screams]
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♪♪
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I flew to Thailand
as a tourist.
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My Chinese friend
had the merchandise,
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and I took it
to a guy named Ngo
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who pronounced it to be
very high-grade stuff.
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After three weeks, I booked
passage to San Francisco
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on the cruise ship Monrovia,
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first-class cabin all the way.
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This guy, Ngo, arranged
for two customs officials
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to wave me through, so getting
on the ship was no problem,
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and Ronnie Hanelli
had arranged for a boat
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to pick up the bag
that I tossed over the side
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just before we docked,
so I was looking for a cook
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or a steward
who could use a little cash,
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keep his mouth shut.
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Then the ship sank.
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[People screaming]
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♪♪
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Aaah!
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[Grunts]
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Well, fuck me.
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Okay.
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Honey, I'm done.
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No, no, don't get up.
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From where I sit,
I can plainly see the letters,
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every single one of them.
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Could have used your help.
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Took me damn near all day
to spell it,
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but another plane
ain't gonna miss me --
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I mean, us.
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If there is another plane.
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[Sighs]
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You know, darling, my foot
has been throbbing constantly,
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and the swelling
and discoloration
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is getting more
and more advanced.
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♪♪
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I think we may
have to amputate.
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Shit.
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All I can think about
is what Mockridge used to say
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in basic anatomy.
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"Sooner or later," he'd say,
"The question comes up
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"in every medical student's
career --
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how much shock trauma
can the patient stand?"
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And he'd whack his pointer
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on the chart
of the human body,
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hitting the liver,
the kidneys,
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spleen, the heart.
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Cut to its base level,
students,
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the answer is always
another question.
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How badly does the patient
want to survive?
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♪♪
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So I have decided
to amputate my foot.
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The good thing is,
I have matches, a needle,
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thread from the sewing kit,
and 2 kilos of painkiller,
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although hardly the type
I'd prescribe.
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It's been four days
of no food,
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and if I wait any longer,
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I run a greater risk
of fainting
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from a combination
of shock and hunger
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in the middle
of the operation.
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Then I would bleed to death.
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This may be my last entry.
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But I think I'm gonna make it.
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But don't I always?
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And they really are doing
marvelous things
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with artificial limbs
these days.
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I can get along
with one foot quite nicely.
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Okay, time to see if I'm as
good a doctor as I think I am.
266
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,626
♪♪
267
00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:48,802
[Screams]
268
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,493
♪♪
269
00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:54,083
I'm close to digging the
stitches out with my fingers,
270
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:57,190
letting the blood flow
into the sand.
271
00:12:57,190 --> 00:13:00,158
Anything to be rid
of this maddening itch.
272
00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:03,990
♪♪
273
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:09,581
So I count backwards from 100
and snort the heroin.
274
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,792
I have no idea
how much I've snorted,
275
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,347
but I've pretty much been
stoned since the operation.
276
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:19,177
It depresses hunger, you know?
277
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,007
♪♪
278
00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:22,525
Weird.
279
00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:26,184
I'm hardly aware
of being hungry at all,
280
00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:29,256
like this distant gnawing.
281
00:13:29,256 --> 00:13:31,603
I could easily ignore it,
282
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,054
but I can't.
283
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,711
Gotta eat.
284
00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:38,403
♪♪
285
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,474
[Plane engine humming]
286
00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,683
Huh? No.
287
00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:45,134
No! No!
288
00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:47,067
[Grunts] Help!
289
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,241
Hey.
290
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:51,244
[Groaning]
291
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:54,005
♪♪
292
00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:57,146
Lobster, mmm,
293
00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,423
garlic bread...
294
00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,391
[Chuckles]
295
00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:04,913
Oh, mother's lasagna,
296
00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:08,261
prime rib, peach melba,
297
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:11,540
onion rings.
298
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:14,370
Gloria: Hey.
299
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:15,578
Richard.
300
00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:19,755
You need to eat.
301
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:21,274
I'm right here.
302
00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:23,345
♪♪
303
00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:24,794
Let's face it.
304
00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:29,489
I might be better
than nothing.
305
00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:31,801
What are
your alternatives?
306
00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:33,010
♪♪
307
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,459
[Groans]
308
00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:37,462
[Gurgles]
309
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,292
♪♪
310
00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:42,019
It's fourth quarter,
down by three, third and long.
311
00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:45,229
Pinzetti goes back to pass.
312
00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:48,163
I was convinced it was gonna
fly off, but it didn't.
313
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:50,165
The pain from my stump
was excruciating,
314
00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:52,615
but this asshole bird
strutting back and forth
315
00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:53,927
with its meaty breast
thrown out
316
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,930
like some avian general
reviewing his troops,
317
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,484
my insides tightened
with hunger.
318
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:01,417
100,
319
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:03,592
99, 98...
320
00:15:03,592 --> 00:15:04,731
[Seagull screeching]
[Stomach rumbling]
321
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,802
98...
322
00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:09,805
I couldn't afford to miss,
couldn't commit
323
00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,980
'cause I couldn't afford
to fuck this up
324
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,637
because if I did, I knew
exactly what that meant.
325
00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:16,639
Gloria.
326
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,711
♪♪
327
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,921
[Grunts]
[Seagull yelps, shrieks]
328
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,095
It's the race of the cripples.
329
00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:25,994
[Grunting]
330
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:28,651
No, no! Don't you fucking dare!
331
00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:30,308
[Grunts]
332
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:33,208
[Seagull cawing]
333
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:36,004
[Stomach rumbling]
334
00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:38,109
Would have
gotten there faster,
335
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:39,421
but my hands...
336
00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,423
must protect the hands.
337
00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,563
I may need them again.
338
00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,392
♪♪
339
00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:46,911
Gloria.
340
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:50,087
The storm washed her away.
341
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:54,574
♪♪
342
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,334
[Grunts]
343
00:15:56,334 --> 00:16:00,028
I've -- I've amputated
the other foot.
344
00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,650
[Thunder crashes]
345
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:04,825
Strange...
346
00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:07,518
All through the operation,
347
00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:10,279
I was drooling.
348
00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:11,280
♪♪
349
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,732
Just like when I saw the gull,
350
00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:18,563
drooling helplessly...
351
00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,945
like an idiot.
352
00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:24,431
I'm out of food,
and I have no choice.
353
00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:26,364
It tastes like
354
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:31,473
cold roast beef...
355
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:34,338
cold...
356
00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:37,479
roast beef.
357
00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,136
[Thunder crashes]
358
00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:41,966
[Rain pattering]
359
00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:44,175
[Sinister laughter]
360
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:46,798
♪♪
361
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,284
Oh, look at that.
362
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:52,770
I'm beginning to feel
half-human again.
363
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,944
Half-human,
364
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:59,087
or maybe a quarter-human,
365
00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:01,192
or an eighth.
366
00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:03,505
[Groans]
367
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:07,026
♪♪
368
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,201
[Chomping]
369
00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,685
Ugh! [Sputters]
370
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:14,343
[Coughing]
371
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:15,655
♪♪
372
00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,105
It's day 18.
373
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:20,246
I noticed the storm
washed away my "help" sign,
374
00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:23,076
along with
what was left of Gloria.
375
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,907
That was three days ago,
I think.
376
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:29,565
Have I been that stoned?
377
00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:32,430
I need to watch it,
cut down my dosage.
378
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:35,882
What if a ship would have
gone by while I was tripping?
379
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:37,608
♪♪
380
00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:42,199
Need -- Need to protect
the hands, no matter what.
381
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,580
[Liquid trickling]
382
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,616
[Fluttering]
383
00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:48,550
[Seagull screeching]
384
00:17:48,550 --> 00:18:04,738
♪♪
385
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,430
[Groaning]
386
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:09,088
Took off my right leg
at the knee.
387
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,917
Lost a lot of blood.
388
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,781
♪♪
389
00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:16,612
The pain was excruciating
in spite of the heroin.
390
00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:17,889
[Pencil scratching]
391
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:21,859
Shock trauma would have
killed a lesser man.
392
00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:24,862
How badly does
the patient wanna survive?
393
00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:29,038
Let me answer with a question.
394
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:31,869
How badly does
the patient wanna live?
395
00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:39,532
"Doctor, was the operation
necessary?"
396
00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:42,638
[chuckles]
397
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:45,883
I dreamt about Phil
Hammersmith's barbecue pit,
398
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:49,404
sitting on his porch at dusk
with drinks in our hands
399
00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:52,027
talking about
surgical procedures
400
00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,202
or golf or something.
401
00:18:55,824 --> 00:19:02,382
The breeze picks up the sweet
smell of roasting pork.
402
00:19:02,382 --> 00:19:04,350
[Breathing heavily]
403
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,249
Sweet Jesus...
404
00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:10,321
The smell of roasting pork...
405
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:14,843
[Sobs softly]
406
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:17,880
Took the other leg last night.
407
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,296
[Groans]
408
00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:22,471
I couldn't stop my hands
from shaking.
409
00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:25,405
So much blood
under my fingernails.
410
00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:28,926
I remember the anatomical
models from med school,
411
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:31,722
but I can't even look down...
412
00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:34,000
[Moaning] No.
No way, no --
413
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,105
No how.
414
00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:38,763
But I get it.
[Laughing]
415
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,076
I know --I know
what I need to do.
416
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,733
[Mumbling]
417
00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:46,081
What they're doing with
artificial limbs these days,
418
00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:48,394
I could be good as new.
419
00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:51,500
I could come back to
this place and tell everyone
420
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,608
that this -- that this
is where it happened.
421
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,748
[Gasping]
422
00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:01,959
♪♪
423
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:05,134
[Sobbing]
424
00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:07,206
Don't dare,
425
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,724
but no choice.
426
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:13,246
How do I tie off
the femoral artery?
427
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:17,077
It's as big as a highway
up there.
428
00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:20,564
I just wish
I could stop drooling.
429
00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:26,086
There's nothing left
of my face
430
00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:28,434
but a skin-covered skull.
431
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,884
I must be insane by now.
432
00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:32,817
I'm a monster.
433
00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:37,857
[Low tone]
434
00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,721
Nothing left below the groin,
435
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,032
just a freak,
436
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,794
a head attached to a torso
437
00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:48,626
dragging itself along the sand
by its elbows.
438
00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:52,941
A crab, a stoned crab.
439
00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:55,840
[Laughing]
440
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,291
They say you are
what you eat, right?
441
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:03,434
So I haven't changed much.
442
00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:10,545
♪♪
443
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:13,789
Been seeing my father.
444
00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:16,930
When he was drunk,
he lost all of his English,
445
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:21,038
not that he had anything
to say, dipstick.
446
00:21:21,038 --> 00:21:22,729
I was so glad
to get out of your house,
447
00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:26,561
you fucking piece of shit,
know-nothing loser.
448
00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:28,217
I made it.
449
00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:30,875
I walked away from you!
450
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,532
♪♪
451
00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:36,295
Left hand washes the right.
452
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,780
Don't let the left hand know
453
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,885
what the right one is doing.
454
00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:43,750
One potato, two potato.
455
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,407
Who cares?
456
00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:48,203
This hand, that hand,
457
00:21:48,203 --> 00:21:52,172
good food, good meat.
458
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:54,105
Let's eat.
459
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,661
Ladyfingers...
460
00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:01,665
They taste
just like ladyfingers.
461
00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:02,907
[Chewing]
462
00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:05,634
Ladyfingers...
463
00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:08,465
Fingers...
464
00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:10,915
Fingers.
465
00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,779
[Laughing]
466
00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:16,093
[Seagulls screeching]
467
00:22:16,093 --> 00:22:46,779
♪♪
468
00:22:46,779 --> 00:22:48,263
[Cellphone vibrates]
469
00:22:48,263 --> 00:22:49,782
♪ No, you don't ♪
470
00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:52,957
♪ Try to talk me
outta seeing ghosts ♪
471
00:22:52,957 --> 00:22:56,789
♪ The dead don't scare me,
so you know I won't ♪
472
00:22:56,789 --> 00:23:00,344
♪ I try to hide from
all my ghosts, all my ghosts ♪
473
00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:04,383
Blake: I'm only trying this
because I'm so bored,
474
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,247
I wish I was dead.
475
00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:14,220
Hi, Twitter.
476
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,153
Wanna know what I'm doing?
477
00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:21,123
Oh, how to say this
in 280 characters or less?
478
00:23:21,123 --> 00:23:23,643
Screaming inside.
479
00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:27,026
Oh, my, didn't that sound
melodramatic?
480
00:23:27,026 --> 00:23:28,303
Let's try this again.
481
00:23:28,303 --> 00:23:30,339
Hello, Twitterverse.
482
00:23:30,339 --> 00:23:33,342
I am Blake, and Blake is me.
483
00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:37,139
What am I doing?
Counting seconds.
484
00:23:37,139 --> 00:23:40,695
Only about, uh, 50,000 more
until we finish
485
00:23:40,695 --> 00:23:44,837
what is hopefully the last
family trip of my life.
486
00:23:44,837 --> 00:23:47,356
[Notification chimes]
487
00:23:47,356 --> 00:23:49,876
It's been all downhill
since we got to Colorado,
488
00:23:49,876 --> 00:23:52,983
and I don't mean
on my snowboard.
489
00:23:52,983 --> 00:23:55,813
We were supposed to spend
the break boarding and skiing,
490
00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,333
but it's too cold
and won't stop snowing,
491
00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,887
so we had to go to plan B.
492
00:24:00,887 --> 00:24:04,270
What's plan B?
Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
493
00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:07,376
Plan B is Mom and I
face off in a contest
494
00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:12,105
to see who can make the other
cry hot tears of rage first.
495
00:24:12,105 --> 00:24:15,488
She is the bitch queen
of Bitchtopia.
496
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,179
Our van is looking
like the setting
497
00:24:17,179 --> 00:24:20,528
for a cage match duel
to the death,
498
00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:23,634
all of us jammed in together
for three days.
499
00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:25,394
Who will emerge alive?
500
00:24:25,394 --> 00:24:28,225
Place your bets,
ladies and germs.
501
00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:31,055
Personally,
I predict no survivors.
502
00:24:31,055 --> 00:24:34,645
[Crowd cheering]
503
00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:37,821
[Notification chimes,
cellphone camera clicks]
504
00:24:37,821 --> 00:24:39,892
You know what bitchy thing
she said to me
505
00:24:39,892 --> 00:24:41,756
a couple hours ago?
506
00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:43,827
She said the reason
that I hate Colorado
507
00:24:43,827 --> 00:24:46,312
is because I can't
blog about it.
508
00:24:46,312 --> 00:24:48,625
She's always saying
social media is more real
509
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:51,697
for me and my friends
than the world.
510
00:24:51,697 --> 00:24:55,183
For us, nothing really happens
until someone posts about it.
511
00:24:57,012 --> 00:24:59,601
She says the internet
is life validation.
512
00:24:59,601 --> 00:25:01,223
Validating what?
513
00:25:01,223 --> 00:25:03,674
I told her I only have,
like, 40 followers on here,
514
00:25:03,674 --> 00:25:05,538
so the only thing
it's validating
515
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,885
is that I'm a total loser.
516
00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:10,163
[Notification chimes]
517
00:25:10,163 --> 00:25:11,786
Then she says people
do social media
518
00:25:11,786 --> 00:25:14,720
because they're scared to die.
519
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,791
Ooh, so deep.
520
00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:19,138
She said no one ever blogs
about their own death.
521
00:25:19,138 --> 00:25:22,486
No one's status ever says,
"dead."
522
00:25:22,486 --> 00:25:24,350
People go online
to hide from death
523
00:25:24,350 --> 00:25:27,422
and wind up hiding from life --
crap like that.
524
00:25:27,422 --> 00:25:29,631
She ought to write fortune
cookies for a living.
525
00:25:29,631 --> 00:25:33,014
I told Mom, no, the reason
I hate Colorado
526
00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:38,364
is 'cause I'm stuck with her,
and it's all way too real.
527
00:25:38,364 --> 00:25:40,193
♪ Round and round and round ♪
528
00:25:40,193 --> 00:25:42,333
♪ Been there for you to say ♪
529
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:46,130
♪ Get outta my face ♪
530
00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:48,995
♪ Coming down
the mountain in the snow♪
531
00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:51,791
♪ We'll be coming down
the mountain in the snow♪
532
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:55,761
One more hairpin turn,
and my stomach's gonna blow.
533
00:25:55,761 --> 00:25:59,109
Seriously, my contribution
to this glorious family moment
534
00:25:59,109 --> 00:26:02,940
will be when I barf
on Eric's head.
535
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:06,081
If we wind up in a snow bank
and have a Donner party,
536
00:26:06,081 --> 00:26:10,258
I know whose ass they'll
be chewing on first -- mine.
537
00:26:10,258 --> 00:26:11,880
Of course, my survival skills
would amount
538
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,918
to Twittering madly
for someone to rescue us.
539
00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:17,852
Mom would make a slingshot
out of rubber from the tires,
540
00:26:17,852 --> 00:26:20,337
kill squirrels with it,
make a fur bikini out of them,
541
00:26:20,337 --> 00:26:22,891
and be super sad
when we were rescued.
542
00:26:22,891 --> 00:26:25,376
Dad would go out of his mind
543
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:28,172
because we'd have to burn
his books to stay warm.
544
00:26:28,172 --> 00:26:29,691
[Chuckles]
545
00:26:29,691 --> 00:26:31,244
Eric would put on a pair
of my leggings--
546
00:26:31,244 --> 00:26:32,867
not to stay warm,
547
00:26:32,867 --> 00:26:35,628
just 'cause my little brother
wants to wear my leggings.
548
00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:37,009
I wrote that last bit
549
00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:38,942
'cause Eric was looking
over my shoulder.
550
00:26:38,942 --> 00:26:41,807
The sick bastard said wearing
my leggings is the closest
551
00:26:41,807 --> 00:26:44,913
he'll probably come to getting
laid in high school.
552
00:26:44,913 --> 00:26:47,122
Mom taught him to knit
while we were snowed in here
553
00:26:47,122 --> 00:26:48,710
in happy Colorado,
554
00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:51,333
and he knitted himself
a cock sock.
555
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,853
He's completely gross,
but I love him.
556
00:26:53,853 --> 00:26:58,858
♪ And I know, and I know
you can't hear me ♪
557
00:26:58,858 --> 00:27:01,896
It's snowing in the mountains,
but not down here.
558
00:27:01,896 --> 00:27:04,139
Goodbye, beautiful mountains.
559
00:27:04,139 --> 00:27:07,626
Hello, not-so-beautiful
Utah desert.
560
00:27:08,868 --> 00:27:11,526
Now Eric is trying on
my leggings.
561
00:27:11,526 --> 00:27:12,941
He's so bored.
562
00:27:12,941 --> 00:27:16,807
Mom thinks it's funny,
but Dad is stressing.
563
00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:18,671
I dared Eric to wear
a skirt in the diner
564
00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:20,224
when we stop for food,
565
00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:22,019
and I promised him
that if he does it,
566
00:27:22,019 --> 00:27:24,781
I'll invite a certain
hot goth girl chick
567
00:27:24,781 --> 00:27:26,161
to the pool party in April
568
00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:29,440
so he can see her
in her tacky bikini,
569
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,718
even though I don't like her.
570
00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,202
There's no way he'll do it.
571
00:27:32,202 --> 00:27:34,100
Oh, my God, he's doing it.
572
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,068
Oh, my gosh,
Mom can't stop laughing.
573
00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:39,002
Eric saves the day!
[Laughs]
574
00:27:39,002 --> 00:27:40,417
Although now I have to invite
575
00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:42,488
that goth girl
to the pool party.
576
00:27:42,488 --> 00:27:43,696
But she probably won't come.
577
00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:45,525
I think sunlight burns her.
578
00:27:47,148 --> 00:27:50,082
I was actually glad to be
with these people right now,
579
00:27:50,082 --> 00:27:53,257
and for, like, three seconds,
I liked Mom,
580
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,639
but then she had to go
and ruin everything.
581
00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:58,538
I seriously barely glanced
at my phone,
582
00:27:58,538 --> 00:27:59,712
and I guess, like,
the waitress
583
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,127
was standing there
or whatever,
584
00:28:01,127 --> 00:28:03,785
waiting for my order,
and I didn't notice,
585
00:28:03,785 --> 00:28:05,753
and Mom had to trot
out her stories
586
00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:07,133
about being a waitress herself
587
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,618
and how demeaning it was
not to be acknowledged,
588
00:28:09,618 --> 00:28:12,069
just to rub it in.
589
00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:13,761
And she can be, like,
completely right,
590
00:28:13,761 --> 00:28:16,833
and I can still hate how
she makes me feel like shit
591
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:20,008
every chance she gets.
592
00:28:20,008 --> 00:28:23,874
Don't tell her I said
she was completely right.
593
00:28:23,874 --> 00:28:26,739
Smug bitch.
594
00:28:29,224 --> 00:28:31,986
Now Mom's berating Dad
because some detour
595
00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:35,852
he accidentally took added
100 miles to our trip.
596
00:28:35,852 --> 00:28:38,371
[Notification chimes]
597
00:28:38,371 --> 00:28:41,340
Eric, I am psychically
willing you
598
00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:44,861
to find some reason
to get off the road.
599
00:28:44,861 --> 00:28:46,690
Put the leggings back on.
600
00:28:46,690 --> 00:28:49,658
Say you have to pee,
anything, please.
601
00:28:49,658 --> 00:28:52,351
♪♪
602
00:28:52,351 --> 00:28:54,560
No, no, no, Eric, no!
603
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,975
When I was sending
you psychic signals,
604
00:28:55,975 --> 00:28:57,528
this is not what I meant.
605
00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,634
Even Mom doesn't wanna stop.
606
00:28:59,634 --> 00:29:01,084
Write it down, kids.
607
00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:04,604
First time in two years
we've agreed on anything.
608
00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:06,606
Ugh, Dad is being a prick now,
609
00:29:06,606 --> 00:29:07,987
says,
"Well, I could use a break
610
00:29:07,987 --> 00:29:10,403
from being in the car
with you jackasses."
611
00:29:10,403 --> 00:29:11,508
Thanks, Dad.
612
00:29:11,508 --> 00:29:13,510
Love you, too.
613
00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:16,962
♪♪
614
00:29:16,962 --> 00:29:19,930
Yeah, this looks
super popular.
615
00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,277
#Sarcasm.
616
00:29:22,277 --> 00:29:23,658
Circus of the Dead?
617
00:29:23,658 --> 00:29:26,178
More like Circus of the Lame.
618
00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:29,629
The ticket guy
looks really sick --
619
00:29:29,629 --> 00:29:31,908
Not funny sick.
Sick-sick.
620
00:29:31,908 --> 00:29:33,737
How you doing? He smells, too.
621
00:29:33,737 --> 00:29:34,911
[Coughing]
622
00:29:34,911 --> 00:29:36,395
Mom says to be sure
to keep doing
623
00:29:36,395 --> 00:29:38,259
whatever you're doing
on your phone.
624
00:29:38,259 --> 00:29:39,778
She wouldn't want me
to look up and,
625
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,263
I don't know,
see something happening.
626
00:29:42,263 --> 00:29:43,885
The only thing
that's gonna happen here
627
00:29:43,885 --> 00:29:46,301
is one of us
is gonna get the plague.
628
00:29:46,301 --> 00:29:48,717
Mom just told Dad
that I'll love the circus
629
00:29:48,717 --> 00:29:51,341
'cause it'll be
just like the Internet.
630
00:29:51,341 --> 00:29:53,377
YouTube is full of clowns,
she says.
631
00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:54,965
Facebook is full
of fire-breathers,
632
00:29:54,965 --> 00:29:57,105
and blogs are for people
who can't live
633
00:29:57,105 --> 00:29:59,867
without a spotlight on them.
634
00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:02,007
I'm gonna tweet, like,
five times a minute
635
00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:04,630
and make her insane.
636
00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:08,668
Come on. Don't --
There we go.
637
00:30:08,668 --> 00:30:11,430
The usher
is a weird old guy.
638
00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:13,812
Dad says he looks like
Mickey Rooney,
639
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,606
whoever that is.
640
00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:18,195
Uh, he has on a hazmat suit.
641
00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:20,853
He says it's so
he won't get bitten.
642
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:23,131
[Sinister laughing]
643
00:30:23,131 --> 00:30:25,340
It is dark as hell in here.
644
00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:28,481
I almost fell twice
getting to our seats.
645
00:30:28,481 --> 00:30:33,279
♪♪
646
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:36,627
Ugh, this circus reeks.
647
00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:39,354
I don't know
what I'm smelling.
648
00:30:39,354 --> 00:30:41,046
Are those the animals?
649
00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:43,393
Call PETA
and the fire marshal.
650
00:30:43,393 --> 00:30:45,567
It's totally claustrophobic.
651
00:30:45,567 --> 00:30:46,914
We're so squished in,
652
00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:49,123
I don't think we could leave
if we wanted to.
653
00:30:49,123 --> 00:30:50,641
[Notification chimes]
654
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:53,127
Oh, wait, they just
flipped on the spotlight.
655
00:30:53,127 --> 00:30:54,645
Showtime.
656
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:57,614
Beating heart,
restrain yourself.
657
00:30:57,614 --> 00:31:02,377
♪♪
658
00:31:02,377 --> 00:31:07,417
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the Circus of the Dead!
659
00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:09,971
Well, that got Eric and Dad's
attention.
660
00:31:09,971 --> 00:31:11,317
[Raspy breathing]
661
00:31:11,317 --> 00:31:13,733
Did I mention there are
zombies in clown outfits,
662
00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:16,875
chasing her around?
663
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,049
Whoa, they almost grabbed her.
664
00:31:19,049 --> 00:31:20,740
Ooh, she's quick.
665
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:23,053
She says she's been
a prisoner of the circus
666
00:31:23,053 --> 00:31:25,262
for six weeks and survived
667
00:31:25,262 --> 00:31:27,299
because she learned
the stilts fast.
668
00:31:27,299 --> 00:31:29,473
Says her boyfriend couldn't
figure them out, fell down,
669
00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:31,648
and then he was eaten
on the first night.
670
00:31:31,648 --> 00:31:33,788
This is not a joke!
671
00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:36,204
She walked right up
to the wall under us
672
00:31:36,204 --> 00:31:39,449
and begged someone to pull her
over and rescue her,
673
00:31:39,449 --> 00:31:42,590
but the guy in the front row
just laughed.
674
00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:44,281
Eric is yelling
that he'll save her.
675
00:31:44,281 --> 00:31:45,938
Eric: I'll save you! He just stood up
676
00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:47,457
and is flexing.
677
00:31:47,457 --> 00:31:50,218
I hope he doesn't get a cramp
in his one ab.
678
00:31:50,218 --> 00:31:52,634
Mom says she can't
take us anywhere.
679
00:31:52,634 --> 00:31:54,222
Uh, promise?
680
00:31:54,222 --> 00:31:56,880
Because I would like to be
nowhere with these people
681
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,641
for the rest of ever.
682
00:31:59,641 --> 00:32:03,300
The skank mistress
had to run away in a hurry
683
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:07,270
before Zippo the Zombie
knocked her off her stilts.
684
00:32:07,270 --> 00:32:10,204
It's actually
all very well-choreographed.
685
00:32:10,204 --> 00:32:13,069
You can totally believe
they're trying to get her.
686
00:32:13,069 --> 00:32:15,864
- Here at the Circus
of the Dead,
687
00:32:15,864 --> 00:32:19,454
we always begin things
with a bang.
688
00:32:19,454 --> 00:32:22,906
♪♪
689
00:32:22,906 --> 00:32:25,736
Eric says he has fantasies
about a certain goth girl
690
00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,738
putting him
in a rig like that.
691
00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:30,500
Ugh! #Ew.
692
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,088
This show would
actually be a great date
693
00:32:32,088 --> 00:32:33,192
for the two of them.
694
00:32:33,192 --> 00:32:34,504
It's got a hint of sex,
695
00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:36,023
a whiff of bondage,
696
00:32:36,023 --> 00:32:38,577
and it's really,
really morbid.
697
00:32:38,577 --> 00:32:41,235
Hmm, they just put a zombie
in the cannon.
698
00:32:41,235 --> 00:32:43,237
[Raspy breathing]
699
00:32:43,237 --> 00:32:48,311
♪♪
700
00:32:48,311 --> 00:32:49,691
Yuck!
701
00:32:49,691 --> 00:32:52,384
They pointed the cannon
at the crowd and fired it,
702
00:32:52,384 --> 00:32:56,664
and fucking zombie parts
went everywhere.
703
00:32:56,664 --> 00:32:58,148
The guy in the row
in front of us
704
00:32:58,148 --> 00:33:01,565
got smashed in the mouth
with a flying shoe.
705
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:03,153
He's bleeding and everything.
706
00:33:03,153 --> 00:33:05,121
Hello, lawsuit.
707
00:33:05,121 --> 00:33:06,777
Fucking yuck.
708
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,056
There's still a foot
inside the shoe.
709
00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:11,886
It's totally
realistic-looking.
710
00:33:11,886 --> 00:33:13,577
The guy sitting in front of us
711
00:33:13,577 --> 00:33:16,408
just walked off with his wife
to complain,
712
00:33:16,408 --> 00:33:18,410
same dude who laughed
at the ringmistress
713
00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:19,583
when she asked for help.
714
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:20,895
Part of me wants to leave,
715
00:33:20,895 --> 00:33:23,139
but the rest of me
is watching this unfold
716
00:33:23,139 --> 00:33:26,314
like a car wreck
I can't unsee.
717
00:33:26,314 --> 00:33:27,798
♪♪
718
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,214
[Groans]
719
00:33:29,214 --> 00:33:34,564
Ugh, Dad had a zombie
lip in his hair!
720
00:33:34,564 --> 00:33:36,704
I'm so glad
I didn't eat lunch.
721
00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:41,364
It looks like a gummy worm,
and it smells like ass.
722
00:33:41,364 --> 00:33:43,573
Naturally,
Eric wants to keep it.
723
00:33:43,573 --> 00:33:45,057
[Cage squeaking]
724
00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,266
[Lion roars]
725
00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:49,510
Yay, a lion!
726
00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:51,201
[Lion roars]
727
00:33:51,201 --> 00:33:55,171
Ringmistress: This next act
is the cat's meow.
728
00:33:55,171 --> 00:33:59,140
- Aww, I am still girl enough
to like a big cat.
729
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,624
[Lion roars]
730
00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:03,006
Oh, that's a really
sad-looking lion.
731
00:34:03,006 --> 00:34:05,629
Not fun.
732
00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:08,460
They're opening the cage
and sending in zombies,
733
00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:11,601
and he's hissing
like a housecat.
734
00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:13,879
Damn! Lion power, whoo!
735
00:34:13,879 --> 00:34:17,538
Ew, not so much cheering now.
736
00:34:17,538 --> 00:34:20,058
He's got one,
and he's tugging out its guts
737
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:23,475
like he's pulling on the end
of a tug-of-war rope.
738
00:34:23,475 --> 00:34:25,373
They're sending in
more zombies.
739
00:34:25,373 --> 00:34:28,411
[Roaring, squelching]
740
00:34:30,896 --> 00:34:33,450
Oh, gross!
741
00:34:33,450 --> 00:34:38,628
The zombies are passing around
organ meat and hunks of fur.
742
00:34:38,628 --> 00:34:41,631
It's awful!
Oh, I feel sick.
743
00:34:44,012 --> 00:34:47,292
Dad saw I was getting upset
and told me how they did it.
744
00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:49,432
The cage has a false bottom,
745
00:34:49,432 --> 00:34:52,159
and they pulled the real lion
out through the floor.
746
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,713
Oh, you really get
swept up in this thing.
747
00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:57,440
Ringmistress: And now,
who is brave enough to join me?
748
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,131
Now the ringmistress
is back out
749
00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:01,168
asking for a volunteer.
750
00:35:01,168 --> 00:35:02,686
Uh, hard pass.
751
00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:06,173
That person is definitely
contracting herpes.
752
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,281
Mm, where'd Eric go?
753
00:35:11,281 --> 00:35:14,112
Probably went to barf
after that lion act.
754
00:35:15,837 --> 00:35:17,632
WTF?
755
00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:20,773
The fire swallower
just came out.
756
00:35:20,773 --> 00:35:23,328
♪♪
757
00:35:23,328 --> 00:35:25,882
One of the men
in a hazmat suit --
758
00:35:25,882 --> 00:35:28,333
Fuck me! They just stuck
a torch down his throat,
759
00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,162
and now he's burning!
760
00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,439
♪♪
761
00:35:31,439 --> 00:35:32,785
He's running around
with, like,
762
00:35:32,785 --> 00:35:34,166
smoke coming out of his mouth
763
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,064
and fire coming out of his eyes
764
00:35:36,064 --> 00:35:38,688
like a jack-o-lant-- Oh!
765
00:35:38,688 --> 00:35:43,037
They just let him burn
to death from the inside out!
766
00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:46,074
That's the realest thing
I've ever seen.
767
00:35:46,074 --> 00:35:47,869
What's even realer
is the corpse
768
00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:49,561
after the hazmat guys
769
00:35:49,561 --> 00:35:51,563
sprayed it down
with a fire extinguisher.
770
00:35:51,563 --> 00:35:55,049
It looks so sad and shriveled.
771
00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:56,913
Oh, ringmistress is back.
772
00:35:56,913 --> 00:35:59,122
She's really weaving around.
773
00:35:59,122 --> 00:36:01,538
I think something's wrong
with her ankle.
774
00:36:01,538 --> 00:36:04,092
She says someone
from the audience has agreed
775
00:36:04,092 --> 00:36:06,233
to be tonight's sacrifice.
776
00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:09,684
She said he will be
the lucky one.
777
00:36:09,684 --> 00:36:12,963
♪♪
778
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:16,450
Oh, no! He did not!
779
00:36:16,450 --> 00:36:21,144
They just wheeled Eric out
cuffed to a big wooden wheel.
780
00:36:21,144 --> 00:36:23,250
[Ding!] Did he just wink at us?
781
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,252
Oh, psycho.
782
00:36:25,252 --> 00:36:28,082
Go, Eric! Whoo!
783
00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:32,638
♪♪
784
00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:33,915
They hauled out a zombie
785
00:36:33,915 --> 00:36:36,263
and chained him
to a stake in the dirt,
786
00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:40,336
and there's a box in front
of him full of hatchets.
787
00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:42,510
I don't like
where this is going.
788
00:36:42,510 --> 00:36:44,478
[Zombie groaning]
789
00:36:44,478 --> 00:36:45,651
[Zombie grunts]
790
00:36:45,651 --> 00:36:48,378
[Screams]
791
00:36:48,378 --> 00:36:51,105
Someone screamed
like they got it in the head.
792
00:36:51,105 --> 00:36:52,831
Obvious plant.
793
00:36:52,831 --> 00:36:57,353
[Laughter]
794
00:36:57,353 --> 00:36:58,871
Everyone's laughing now.
795
00:36:58,871 --> 00:37:00,356
The lion scene
was a little grim,
796
00:37:00,356 --> 00:37:02,323
but we're back to funny again.
797
00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:05,844
Eric is spinning around
and around on the wheel.
798
00:37:05,844 --> 00:37:07,466
I think he's gonna yak.
799
00:37:07,466 --> 00:37:09,088
♪♪
800
00:37:09,088 --> 00:37:12,230
Ooh, I am not
as brave as Eric.
801
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,541
♪♪
802
00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:16,648
[Screams]
803
00:37:16,648 --> 00:37:18,477
[Notification chimes]
804
00:37:18,477 --> 00:37:20,997
Dad says it's a trick.
He's fine.
805
00:37:20,997 --> 00:37:23,896
Says he'll probably
come out later as a zombie.
806
00:37:23,896 --> 00:37:25,864
Aall a part of the show.
807
00:37:25,864 --> 00:37:27,659
[Sighs]
808
00:37:27,659 --> 00:37:30,006
Oh, yep.
Looks like Dad's right.
809
00:37:30,006 --> 00:37:32,871
They've promised that
he'll reemerge shortly.
810
00:37:32,871 --> 00:37:35,011
Ugh, Mom is wigging.
811
00:37:35,011 --> 00:37:37,255
She wants Dad
to go check on Eric.
812
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:40,430
She's starting to go nuts --
so embarrassing.
813
00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:43,606
Says that guy who got hit
by the shoe never came back,
814
00:37:43,606 --> 00:37:46,160
and I don't really see
what that has to do with Eric,
815
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,301
and besides, if I got hit
by a flying shoe,
816
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:51,683
I wouldn't come back either.
817
00:37:51,683 --> 00:37:54,582
Mom bullied Dad
into checking on Eric.
818
00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:57,205
Sanity restored.
819
00:37:57,205 --> 00:38:01,002
This is why Eric volunteered.
820
00:38:01,002 --> 00:38:04,558
With the fishnets and all,
she's very goth-hot.
821
00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:07,802
Ringmistress: This is it, folks. She's being weird.
822
00:38:07,802 --> 00:38:09,494
If I go off-script, they don't
let me out of the ring.
823
00:38:09,494 --> 00:38:11,254
She says if she goes
off-script,
824
00:38:11,254 --> 00:38:12,876
they don't let her
out of the ring.
825
00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:14,740
Who cares? But she doesn't care.
826
00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:16,811
I twisted my ankle earlier. She twisted her ankle
827
00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,779
and knows tonight
is her last night.
828
00:38:18,779 --> 00:38:20,712
Tonight is my final show.
My name is...
829
00:38:20,712 --> 00:38:22,507
Says her name is...Both: Gail Ross.
830
00:38:22,507 --> 00:38:24,888
And she went to high school
in Plano,
831
00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:27,753
was going to marry
her boyfriend after college,
832
00:38:27,753 --> 00:38:29,410
says his name was Craig,
833
00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:31,205
and he wanted to teach.
834
00:38:31,205 --> 00:38:32,620
Nice backstory.
835
00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:34,967
I'm impressed
with the attention to detail.
836
00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:39,178
Now she's saying that
she's sorry for all of us.
837
00:38:39,178 --> 00:38:41,905
She says that they take
our cars and dispose of them
838
00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:44,252
while we're in the tent
and that, like, every year,
839
00:38:44,252 --> 00:38:48,498
12,000 people vanish on
the road with no explanation.
840
00:38:48,498 --> 00:38:51,570
Their cars turn up empty
or not at all.
841
00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:53,400
No one will miss us.
842
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,401
Creepy.
843
00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,817
Oh, here's Eric!
844
00:38:56,817 --> 00:38:59,475
His zombie makeup
is really good.
845
00:38:59,475 --> 00:39:01,615
Most of the zombies
are black and rotted,
846
00:39:01,615 --> 00:39:03,651
but he looks
like a fresh kill.
847
00:39:03,651 --> 00:39:05,239
Still got the hatchet
in the neck.
848
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,276
And that looks totally fake.
849
00:39:08,276 --> 00:39:10,934
I just said he's not very good
at being a zombie,
850
00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:13,730
and Mom told me
to be supportive.
851
00:39:13,730 --> 00:39:15,042
Seriously?
852
00:39:15,042 --> 00:39:17,838
He isn't even trying
to walk slow.
853
00:39:17,838 --> 00:39:20,772
♪♪
854
00:39:20,772 --> 00:39:24,016
Oh, shit, I hope
that's part of the show.
855
00:39:24,016 --> 00:39:27,226
[Ringmistress screams] He just knocked her down.
856
00:39:27,226 --> 00:39:31,403
Eric, Eric, Eric! She hit
the dirt really, really hard.
857
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,819
Ringmistress: Oh, no.
You fucking --
858
00:39:33,819 --> 00:39:35,959
They're eating her
like they ate the lion.
859
00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:38,445
Eric is playing with her guts?
860
00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:40,447
He's going totally method.
861
00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,931
Fucking gross.
862
00:39:41,931 --> 00:39:43,311
And to the 80 new followers
863
00:39:43,311 --> 00:39:45,762
I've gotten tonight,
you're fucking gross, too.
864
00:39:45,762 --> 00:39:47,730
You guys will be
disappointed tomorrow
865
00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:49,835
when I go back to tweeting
about my breakfast.
866
00:39:49,835 --> 00:39:51,837
#Boring.
867
00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:58,050
♪♪
868
00:39:58,050 --> 00:39:59,880
Zombie cheerleaders?
869
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,709
They're making
a human pyramid,
870
00:40:01,709 --> 00:40:05,506
or maybe I should say
an inhuman pyramid.
871
00:40:05,506 --> 00:40:07,888
They're surprisingly
good at it for zombies.
872
00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:09,234
Go, team!
873
00:40:09,234 --> 00:40:12,064
I wonder if they have
a zombie spirit stick.
874
00:40:12,064 --> 00:40:16,206
Be aggressive.
Zom-bie aggressive!
875
00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:19,693
Eric is climbing the pyramid
like he knows what he's doing.
876
00:40:19,693 --> 00:40:22,765
He's up high enough to grab
the wall around the ring.
877
00:40:22,765 --> 00:40:26,044
He's snarling at someone
in the front row.
878
00:40:26,044 --> 00:40:28,149
I didn't know
he was such a good actor.
879
00:40:28,149 --> 00:40:30,186
I wonder if they gave him,
like, backstage training --
880
00:40:30,186 --> 00:40:31,463
[Screams]
881
00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:34,639
[Growling, people screaming]
882
00:40:37,814 --> 00:40:40,161
This is really dangerous.
883
00:40:40,161 --> 00:40:41,749
It's so dark,
884
00:40:41,749 --> 00:40:44,372
and lots of people are
screaming and running around!
885
00:40:44,372 --> 00:40:48,722
[Growling, people screaming]
886
00:40:48,722 --> 00:40:52,208
I can't say anything,
or they'll hear.
887
00:40:52,208 --> 00:40:54,141
We're being very, very quiet.
888
00:40:54,141 --> 00:40:56,661
[Sobs softly]
889
00:40:56,661 --> 00:40:58,835
We're off I-70.
890
00:40:58,835 --> 00:41:02,390
Mom says exit 31, Utah.
891
00:41:02,390 --> 00:41:04,427
Never mind.
Mom says we're in Arizona.
892
00:41:04,427 --> 00:41:05,566
Gosh, she's always
correcting me.
893
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:07,188
Damn it, Mom!
894
00:41:07,188 --> 00:41:10,226
[Woman screams]
895
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:16,577
[Fly buzzing]
896
00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:20,063
The crowd--
Oh, God, that smell.
897
00:41:20,063 --> 00:41:22,583
[Flies buzz, rat squeaks]
898
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,274
They were all dead.
899
00:41:24,274 --> 00:41:27,208
The people in the stands
were all dead
900
00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:30,591
except for us
and a few others.
901
00:41:30,591 --> 00:41:33,180
The corpses
were roped together
902
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:35,354
to the seats,
like rotting mannequins,
903
00:41:35,354 --> 00:41:38,668
and we couldn't tell
because it was so dark.
904
00:41:43,017 --> 00:41:45,295
It's quiet now,
905
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:48,126
less screaming and growling.
906
00:41:48,126 --> 00:41:51,957
They're dragging people
into piles and eating them.
907
00:41:51,957 --> 00:41:55,754
The man who got hit
by the shoe earlier walked by,
908
00:41:55,754 --> 00:41:57,584
but he's a zombie now.
909
00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:59,275
[Hisses]
910
00:42:04,901 --> 00:42:07,248
Just Mom and me now.
911
00:42:07,248 --> 00:42:09,941
I love my mom.
She's so brave.
912
00:42:09,941 --> 00:42:13,289
I love her so much, so much.
913
00:42:15,809 --> 00:42:19,364
I never meant any
of the bad things, not one.
914
00:42:23,989 --> 00:42:25,681
[Whimpering]
I'm so scared.
915
00:42:27,717 --> 00:42:30,306
They're searching to see
if anyone is left.
916
00:42:33,861 --> 00:42:35,725
We're here waiting for help.
917
00:42:35,725 --> 00:42:39,073
Please forward this
to everyone on Twitter.
918
00:42:39,073 --> 00:42:42,732
This is true,
not an Internet prank.
919
00:42:42,732 --> 00:42:48,427
♪♪
920
00:42:48,427 --> 00:42:49,705
[Growls]
921
00:42:49,705 --> 00:42:52,949
Oh, God... [Sobs]
922
00:42:52,949 --> 00:42:54,192
It was Dad.
923
00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:57,022
[low growling]
924
00:42:57,022 --> 00:42:59,024
He went by,
925
00:42:59,024 --> 00:43:02,338
and Mom sat up
and said his name,
926
00:43:02,338 --> 00:43:06,791
and -- and oh, God, not Dad!
927
00:43:06,791 --> 00:43:09,069
[Gasping]
928
00:43:09,069 --> 00:43:11,899
Mom? Mommy?
929
00:43:11,899 --> 00:43:14,592
[Growling]
930
00:43:17,525 --> 00:43:18,699
[Loud roar]
931
00:43:18,699 --> 00:43:25,257
Mommy!
932
00:43:25,257 --> 00:43:30,573
♪♪
933
00:43:30,573 --> 00:43:34,094
[Sinister laughing]
934
00:43:39,168 --> 00:43:42,136
[Keys clacking]
935
00:43:42,136 --> 00:44:35,534
♪♪
936
00:44:35,534 --> 00:44:37,536
Aaah!
937
00:44:37,536 --> 00:44:40,574
[Sinister laughing]
938
00:44:45,717 --> 00:45:00,594
♪♪
939
00:45:00,594 --> 00:45:01,595
[Thunder crashes]
940
00:45:01,595 --> 00:45:46,467
♪♪