1 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,858 Throughout the history of America, 2 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,320 there have been windows of time where anyone could strike it rich. 3 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,990 Take the gold rush. 4 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:34,910 Prohibition. 5 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,080 Cryptocurrency. 6 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,000 It's all about timing. 7 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:51,051 And Jules had found her window of opportunity. 8 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:55,221 It's like dating, except you get paid. 9 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,514 How much? 10 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,016 Depends on how rich they are. 11 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,019 But then, they expect you to fuck them. 12 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,772 Yeah, but no more than any other guy. 13 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,274 It all started back in art school 14 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,192 with her roommate, Vivian. 15 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,695 Hold out for as long as possible... 16 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,030 till the money's right. 17 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,907 I don't know. It sounds sketchy. 18 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,867 Yeah. 19 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,536 Well, the good thing about rich people 20 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,038 is they actually have something to lose. 21 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,374 Money. 22 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,084 Besides, it beats working retail. 23 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,212 Anything's better than retail. 24 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,892 Jules' first date 25 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,979 was with a 48-year-old lawyer named Rick. 26 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:57,074 I don't, uh, normally do this kind of thing, 27 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,534 you know, so. 28 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,369 - Yeah? - Yeah. 29 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:04,958 But my, uh, therapist says that I have severe intimacy issues. 30 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,420 It's not funny. I-I've never had a girlfriend. 31 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:10,796 N-Never? 32 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,132 I don't know, I find sleeping next to a woman 33 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,344 makes me... claustrophobic. 34 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,144 So, look. 35 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,314 That's for dinner. 36 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,611 Um... 37 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,280 But if you want to... 38 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,948 ...come back to my place after this, 39 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,617 I could be way more generous. 40 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,661 He had a very specific fetish. 41 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,580 Nylons. 42 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,333 All he wanted was to lick her tights and jerk off. 43 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,627 Oh, you love it. I know you love it. 44 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:52,171 I love it. 45 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,298 All I have to do is see this guy twice a month, 46 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,634 and he pays my rent? 47 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:57,968 Told you. 48 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,138 Oh, I'm gonna clean up. 49 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,683 There was Randy, a Hollywood producer 50 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,476 who had a net worth of 50 million. 51 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:09,021 Closer to 200 million. Can't publicly list it. 52 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,148 Don't wanna get fucked up the ass by the IRS. 53 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,192 There was Henry, a run-of-the-mill finance guy. 54 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,152 I know the volatility in the market 55 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,654 has spooked our clients. 56 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,239 We've been doing this a long time, 57 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,907 and this is not our first... 58 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,867 ...rodeo. Mm. 59 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,497 Mm-hmm. 60 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,834 And then, there was Ellis. 61 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,504 A plastic surgeon. 62 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,715 I do what God didn't. 63 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,885 Same with you. 64 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,847 - That's one way to put it. - Well, is there another? 65 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,391 We defy the natural order of things. 66 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,851 Age. Gravity. 67 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,562 - Sex. - Exactly. 68 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,605 No fun to be helpless. 69 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:54,025 Mm-hmm, and to not evolve. 70 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,073 When did you transition? 71 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:01,908 Fourteen. 72 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,209 That's why you're poreless. Never went through puberty. 73 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,795 It's beautiful. 74 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,716 Your breasts are natural? 75 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,593 For now. 76 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,220 What would you change about 'em? 77 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,223 I don't know, you're the expert. 78 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,602 From here, they look near perfect. 79 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,396 Near perfect? 80 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,066 Anything can be improved. 81 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,113 You have a family? 82 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,576 I do. 83 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,413 Sorry if I, uh... 84 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,082 - What? - Made you uncomfortable? 85 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:55,586 Oh, I... I slice women open for a living. 86 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,631 There's very little that makes me uncomfortable. 87 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,301 Does your wife know you do this? 88 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,012 Go on dates? 89 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,306 Fuck trannies? 90 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,433 Dessert? 91 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,770 - Thank you. - Bon appetit. 92 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,150 You first. 93 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,036 Is it good? 94 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,622 Delicious. 95 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:35,793 My wife knows I have certain proclivities. 96 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:39,046 - Behaviors. - Behaviors? 97 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,465 Weaknesses. 98 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,802 And she's okay with it? 99 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,971 You marry the best parts of a person. 100 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,139 Hopefully, you can tolerate the worst. 101 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,975 That sounds sad. 102 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:51,977 It isn't. 103 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,563 Do your parents know what you do? 104 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,648 Go on dates? 105 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,525 Sell yourself? 106 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,318 Definitely not. 107 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,737 What do they think you do? 108 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,866 Go to art school, paint. 109 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:10,160 Live off $750 a month. 110 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,497 - That seems difficult. - It is. 111 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,710 Are you good? 112 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,336 At what? 113 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,547 Painting. 114 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,343 Yeah, I-- I think so. Yeah. 115 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,763 What did you think I was asking? 116 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:37,688 Dad, no, I'm okay. Everything's fine. 117 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,273 I'm just saying, I don't think 118 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,693 I need to go to art school to be an artist. 119 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,279 It's like a waste of time. 120 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,365 I make money hostessing. 121 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:51,036 Literally, all Viv and I do all day... 122 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:55,039 is she's sculpting and I'm painting. 123 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,042 And I feel like I'm-- I'm, like, learning more 124 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,711 from just being in my space and working on that 125 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:04,299 than like anything that they're teaching me in class. 126 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,481 She was making more money than she ever imagined. 127 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:31,242 And eventually, he became the only client she saw. 128 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,918 All her fears about making it as an artist disappeared. 129 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,179 I just might keep you forever. 130 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:37,367 ♪ The same house with the same backdoor ♪ 131 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:43,208 ♪ The same secrets in the bottom drawer ♪ 132 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,544 ♪ The way back home was dark that night ♪ 133 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:51,716 ♪ Singing be-I-bickey-bye, boom-boom-boom, let's go ♪ 134 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,719 ♪ Yeah, let's go ♪ 135 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:05,313 ♪ Someone's gotta know what that means ♪ 136 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,067 ♪ To build a dream with hammer and nails ♪ 137 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:13,738 ♪ Only to see it fade away ♪ 138 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,658 ♪ One fine day ♪ 139 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,661 ♪ The way back home was dark that night ♪ 140 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:24,916 ♪ Singing be-I-bickey-bye, boom-boom-boom, let's go ♪ 141 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,002 ♪ Let's go ♪ 142 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,100 ♪ But even so ♪ 143 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,769 ♪ Rosebuds will grow ♪ 144 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:49,607 ♪ Rains wash away this world ♪ 145 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,610 Hola. 146 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,239 Yours truly was working her way up. 147 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,783 First up, we got our G19. 148 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:03,120 It's affordable, dependable, with a smooth black finish. 149 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,621 It's the go-to gun for the everyday man. 150 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,956 No muss, no fuss. 151 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,457 It's light as a feather. 152 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,051 Now, next, from our submachine gun line, 153 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,720 we have the APC. 154 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,805 Now, it's got a four-and-a-half-inch barrel, 155 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,391 fully deployable stock, and it's perfect for concealment, 156 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:28,228 whether under a trench coat or maybe for the missus' sundress. 157 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,689 It's affectionately known as the spray-and-pray. 158 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,358 That's right, it's got a cyclical rate of about 1,000 rounds per minute, 159 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,527 so you're gonna wanna hold on tight. 160 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,159 Ten of those. 161 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,369 Ah. 162 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,996 See, I knew you'd say that. 163 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,497 But before you make any decisions, 164 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,917 let me just introduce you to my personal favorite. 165 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:53,045 Now, this is for those who wanna intimidate with style. 166 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,047 Okay, this... 167 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,716 is the AR-15. 168 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,135 I know a lot of Americans 169 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,013 have very strong feelings about guns. 170 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,849 But if it's any consolation, 171 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,852 the majority of the weapons I was selling... 172 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,187 were headed to Mexico. 173 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,940 Pleasure doing business with you, hombre. 174 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,360 At least Alamo appreciated me. 175 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,028 There she is. 176 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,780 My employee of the month. 177 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,282 You know, you said I'd get 3% commission, so. 178 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,410 You see, now I like that. 179 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,537 That's that ambition right there. You keep it up, young buck. 180 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,750 Hey, you know, I'm trying to work my way up and go legit. 181 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,632 Legit? 182 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,717 Yeah. 183 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:45,722 So, you don't think, uh, what you're doing is legit? 184 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,394 I mean, do-- do you think what we're doing is legit? 185 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,396 Legit's a funny word. 186 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,356 What does it even mean? 187 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,735 I mean, I think it just means legal, right? 188 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,737 Hm. 189 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,906 You know history? 190 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:06,577 Um, not particularly. 191 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,289 Take the numbers racket. The people used to run that 192 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,832 out of clubs just like this, 193 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,625 till the government came in and shut it down. 194 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,420 Said it was illegal. Sent niggas to prison. 195 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,630 But did that make it go away? 196 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,507 - Did it? - Hell, no. 197 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,092 They just made it bigger. 198 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,011 Mm, took it over for themselves. 199 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,596 Can't set foot in a gas station 200 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,932 or a corner store without seeing lotto, 201 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,268 - lotto, lotto. - Lotto. Yeah. 202 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,645 Whole motherfucking lot of lotto, right? 203 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,023 What's that tell you? 204 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,317 I-- I don't really know. 205 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,861 What was once illegal... 206 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,363 is now legit. 207 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,448 - Yeah. - That's what I was gonna say. 208 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,491 Question is... 209 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,328 where's all that money go? 210 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,496 They say it funds the education system. 211 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,833 That what they say? 212 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,168 Yeah. 213 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,546 And these kids are just getting dumber and dumber. 214 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,049 Something ain't adding up. 215 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,925 - You know? - I know that's right. 216 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,720 - That's what I'm saying. - Do you have a moral problem with what you're doing? 217 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,722 What? 218 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,476 No, I'm cool. I'm, like, cool. 219 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,602 - You sure? - Yeah. 220 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:14,979 Let me tell you something, young blood. 221 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:16,898 Hm. 222 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,484 Come here. 223 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,531 The only thing that matters is power. 224 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,994 And how do you get power? 225 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,498 Money? 226 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,376 Bingo. And what are you doing? 227 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,336 Making money. Okay. 228 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,629 Bingo. 229 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,423 So, what the fuck are you complaining about? 230 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,841 Little Miss Legit. 231 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,789 Mm. Shit. 232 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,710 This bitch done cross the motherfuckin' line. 233 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,587 The girls, they traumatized. 234 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,048 Technically, they're tit for tat with the pig. 235 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,217 - We started it. - We didn't start, she started it. 236 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,052 You happen to notice who wasn't dancing tonight? 237 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,471 Tish, 'cause Laurie motherfucking killed her ass. 238 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,890 - Fair point. - It's a beautiful pig. 239 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,976 What that cracker-ass cunt love most in this world? 240 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,477 Shit, her La-Z-Boy. 241 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,187 Anybody can get a damn La-Z-Boy. 242 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,064 I'm talking about breaking her heart. 243 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,316 I'm a perfect little guy. 244 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,985 Look at this. 245 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,737 What a good day. 246 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,073 What a good time out here. 247 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,451 Look at all this. 248 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,203 You're my perfect little baby guy. 249 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,997 Paladin. 250 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,458 - Paladin? - It's her parrot. 251 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,917 She has a parrot named Paladin? 252 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,335 Yeah, she loves that fucking thing. 253 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,421 Hm. 254 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,426 Maybe it's time we paid Paladin a visit. 255 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,347 Who invited me to the wedding? 256 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,268 Meanwhile, I had made plans with Jules. 257 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,437 Me. 258 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,607 I don't think they're gonna want me there. 259 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,360 Yeah, well, I want you there. 260 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,656 Well, you're not getting married, they are. 261 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,283 Yeah, but they gave me a plus-one, 262 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,494 so that means they trust me to bring whoever I want. 263 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,958 Rue, I haven't seen Nate or Cassie since they graduated. 264 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,376 Yeah, but you're not going for them. 265 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,795 You're going for me. 266 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,341 I don't know. 267 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,304 I'm your sugar daddy now. 268 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,688 Dress sexy. 269 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,407 Maddy didn't know what she wanted more... 270 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,327 {\an8}to get in between Nate and Cassie, 271 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,828 {\an8}or make a little money. 272 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,710 Dude. 273 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,089 - Dude. - Hold on. 274 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,341 What's going on? 275 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,176 Something's wrong. 276 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,678 He didn't even come home last night. 277 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,347 - Wait, where was he? - That's what I wanna know. 278 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,266 - He's probably nervous. - About what? 279 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,935 He didn't do anything. Don't step on the dress! 280 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,563 Fred had diarrhea the whole week leading up to our wedding. 281 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,190 You think diarrhea's bad? Try getting a divorce. 282 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,692 Oh, my God, Mom! 283 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,537 I can't believe she had the nerve to show her face. 284 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,747 I saw a little more than her face. 285 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,958 Stop. 286 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,443 I didn't expect to see you here. 287 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,278 I didn't expect to be here. 288 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,739 She's my plus-one. 289 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,578 Who is that? 290 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,289 I think she's an old friend of Nate's. 291 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,915 Hm. 292 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,418 I don't remember her. 293 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,272 She's a good girl. She's better than most. 294 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,245 I remember waiting to walk down the aisle 295 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,832 towards your father, just like today... 296 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:14,754 ...filled with hope and aspirations, 297 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:18,216 and all the smiling people. 298 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,843 They were so joyous. 299 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,512 Please rise for the bride. 300 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,933 And there I was... 301 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:30,019 never realizing it was the last happy moment 302 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,731 I'd share with your father. 303 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,692 God. 304 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,113 I looked so beautiful. 305 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,743 Before I started looking like an anorexic witch. 306 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,912 Band was playing a happy tune. 307 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,713 And who would have expected we'd have such 308 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,798 terrible arguments. 309 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,636 I mean, disappearing for days on end. 310 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,973 And as I marched down the aisle, 311 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,058 like we're doing now, 312 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,896 it never occurred to me, the brutality... 313 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,940 of the man that I never knew before. 314 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:20,403 It's like, how could I be so naive? Misjudging? 315 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:24,450 I mean, it's not like a mistake you can fix. 316 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,011 You are everything to me. 317 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,097 You are my masterpiece. 318 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,350 Go get him. 319 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,196 Do you, Cassie, take this man, Nate, 320 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,697 to be your lawfully wedded husband 321 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,325 for as long as you both shall live? 322 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,535 I do. 323 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:11,621 Do you, Nate, take this woman, Cassie, 324 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,706 to be your lawfully wedded wife 325 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,334 for as long as you both shall live? 326 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,502 I do. 327 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,380 Nate, Cassie, I now pronounce you 328 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,507 husband and wife. 329 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,134 Nate, you may kiss the bride. 330 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:34,144 ♪ When I fall in love ♪ 331 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,692 ♪ It will be forever ♪ 332 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:45,655 ♪ Or I'll never fall ♪ 333 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:49,577 ♪ In love ♪ 334 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,998 ♪ And the moment ♪ 335 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:58,669 ♪ I can feel that ♪ 336 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:04,008 ♪ You feel that way too ♪ 337 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:10,389 ♪ Is when I fall in love ♪ 338 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:16,561 ♪ With you ♪ 339 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,856 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 340 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:20,858 What time? 341 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,693 Okay. 342 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,362 Alright, well, I look forward to seeing her. 343 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,698 The girl sticks bowling balls of dope 344 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,116 up her butthole. 345 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,619 Yeah, and then you put it up your nose. 346 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,287 She ain't the relationship type. 347 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,874 You just mad 'cause I got to her first. 348 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:40,878 God damn. 349 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,881 What, she fuck all your brain cells out? 350 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:46,090 No. 351 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,717 I just got off with Alamo. 352 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,219 He appreciate us returning the pig? 353 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,890 Apparently, he's sending Rue to do a pick-up. 354 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,391 You don't find that weird? 355 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,768 Well, he runs a whorehouse, 356 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,729 so he's gotta keep his women doped up. 357 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,943 Shit, I mean, maybe we should kidnap her. 358 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,946 - That's not a bad idea. - Why the fuck not? 359 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,949 Why the fuck not? 360 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,492 - Why the fuck... - Could be fun. 361 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,369 I do miss her. 362 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:17,497 Can't believe they actually got married. 363 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,082 I thought it would be depressing, 364 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,750 but I was kind of moved. 365 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,335 Yeah, it looked like they were in love. 366 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,505 I like the dress. 367 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,340 Yo. You got a run to Laurie's. 368 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,258 I'm kind of, like, at a wedding right now. 369 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,010 I'm not asking. 370 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,429 Sh-- okay, um, yeah, yeah, no, I'll be there. 371 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,431 Okay. 372 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,767 Hey, Jules, don't hate me. 373 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,769 - What? - I just-- I gotta go. It's a work thing. 374 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,104 - What? - Yeah, it's fine. But I'll be back. 375 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,815 - We're-- no, we're here. - I know, it's cool. 376 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,818 Don't worry. You can be my plus-one. 377 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,659 We ready? 378 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,160 Pinch your nipple. 379 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,955 - Shit. - Pull out... 380 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,876 Something seemed off. 381 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,797 I had a hard time believing it was business as usual. 382 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,009 But it wasn't like I could say no. 383 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,302 You look beautiful. 384 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,346 I look chubby, it's humiliating. 385 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,306 Oh, no, it'll get thinner as it melts. 386 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,850 But I don't want my boobs to melt too quickly. 387 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:19,810 Right here, guys. 388 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,353 I wanna go congratulate them. 389 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,980 Maybe wait a few weeks. 390 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,898 I don't want to be rude. 391 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,859 It's not rude. 392 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,652 - Should we go? - Me? 393 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:30,820 - Yeah. - No. 394 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:31,988 - Come on. - No. 395 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:33,156 Why not? 396 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:34,657 - I feel love. - Mm. 397 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:37,201 Mostly by my scotch. 398 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,203 Oh. 399 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,997 - Oh, look at that. - Okay, well... 400 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,999 Hey, waiter, round three. 401 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,834 Is that BB? 402 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,836 She's pregnant? 403 00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:48,379 How much you wanna bet she doesn't know 404 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,006 who the baby daddy is? 405 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,174 Hi! 406 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:53,176 - Hi! - I missed you so much. 407 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,552 How are you? 408 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,222 Aw. Did you change your number? 409 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,224 Mm. 410 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,518 I'm Cal Jacobs. 411 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,438 Most of you know me. 412 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,441 Some have probably heard about me. 413 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,277 That's the past. 414 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,197 - Alright. - Get ready to take the mic. 415 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:16,617 Tonight, I'm the proud father of the groom. 416 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:22,748 Nate, you and I have been through a lot. 417 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,375 We have. 418 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:29,045 But I always believed in you. 419 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,547 You're a winner. 420 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:33,966 Look at your wife. 421 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:40,306 I mean, who in here can say they married better than him? 422 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,226 Oh, goddamn straight, baby. 423 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,770 Alright. I'm gonna keep drinking. 424 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,147 You keep drinking. 425 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,649 Nate, I love you. 426 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:03,079 ♪ Please, please ♪ 427 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,456 ♪ Please ♪ 428 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,168 - Uh, tequila soda, please. - You got it. 429 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,467 Remember me? 430 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,094 How could I forget? 431 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,304 It's not every day you fuck 432 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,974 one of your son's high school classmates. 433 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,351 And record it. 434 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,603 Ah. Yeah. 435 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:31,274 Yeah, I'm-- I'm very sorry about that part. 436 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,608 Are you? 437 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,528 It wasn't for distribution purposes. 438 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,197 I just wanted to jerk off to it, you know? 439 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,116 Relive the experience. 440 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,701 When I heard you got arrested, 441 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:44,120 I kept expecting the cops to call me. 442 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:46,873 Yeah, there was a video I got busted for. 443 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,125 Fucked a guy who was two-and-a-half months away 444 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:51,210 from turning 18. 445 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,963 Lied about his age, just like you. 446 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:57,634 But somehow, your video never made it to the police. 447 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:04,016 Someone must have been looking out for me. 448 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:07,977 Can't say the same. 449 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,687 I copped a plea deal, 450 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,815 ended up on the fuckin' sex offender registry. 451 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,860 So, like, you're one of those red dots? 452 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,654 Modern-day scarlet letter. 453 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,656 Can't even drive by a fuckin' school. 454 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,658 Have fun looking for an apartment 455 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,160 when you're on that list. 456 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,329 I'm surprised you still talk to Nate. 457 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:29,166 Ah, it's easier than being alone and angry. 458 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,211 ♪ I love you so ♪ 459 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,676 You're about to receive a collect call 460 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:43,721 from an inmate at a California correctional facility. 461 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,598 Press one to accept the charges. 462 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,061 Fez? 463 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,687 Bro! 464 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,773 Bro, I fucking miss you, bro! 465 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:57,193 ♪ Please ♪ 466 00:28:57,194 --> 00:29:00,529 ♪ I love you so ♪ 467 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:04,242 I just wish everyone didn't think I was a pedo. 468 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,953 You do like 'em young. 469 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:07,870 But legal. 470 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:10,122 You cut it a little close though. 471 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,376 Ehh. Youth is beautiful. 472 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:15,211 Who wants to fuck an old person? 473 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:17,463 I guess sometimes I do. 474 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:20,967 You don't mind the cellulite? The fucking skin tags? 475 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:23,719 I think I like the perspective. 476 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,390 Perspective? I call that youthful idealism. 477 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:31,144 You know, high school, best years of our lives. 478 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,230 I couldn't disagree more. 479 00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,107 Well, for what it's worth, 480 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:39,235 you still look fantastic. 481 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,237 Thank you. 482 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,072 - ♪ I love you so ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 483 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,573 - Have fun. - ♪ Oh, mama ♪ 484 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,243 ♪ Oh, daddy ♪ 485 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,079 Hi, um... 486 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,957 I'm Marsha. Mother of the groom. 487 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:58,129 You know, as a-- as a mom of a boy, 488 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,631 you sometimes, uh, you gotta bite your tongue. 489 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,925 You know, when-- when he brings home a girl 490 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,303 that you know isn't right. 491 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,804 Yeah. 492 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,765 And, uh, that happened. Yeah. 493 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,476 But then-- then he found Cassie. 494 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:16,188 And we love her so much. 495 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:21,610 And I just wanted to say thank you, everyone, 496 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:23,571 for making it here to celebrate 497 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,615 the, uh, new Mr. and Mrs. Jacobs, 498 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:29,286 because we're divorced. 499 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,961 Just-- I just wanted to say I love you guys. 500 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,629 Um, welcome to the family. 501 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,506 Raise your glasses, please. 502 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,717 Love you guys. Thank you. Mwah. 503 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:53,225 When you came down the aisle, I just burst into tears. 504 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,894 Oh, thank you. 505 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,313 So sweet. 506 00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:58,564 Hey. 507 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,858 You know, I've never seen so many flowers in my life. 508 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,486 I was just gonna call you back, 509 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,738 but, uh, everything with the wedding got crazy. 510 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:07,741 I'm trying really hard not to be offended. 511 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:11,327 My invitation must have got lost in the mail. 512 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,204 Oh, that was probably my fault. 513 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,248 I was doing all the invitations. What's your name? 514 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:19,251 Nassim. Naz for short. 515 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,379 - I'm Cassie. - Nice to meet you. 516 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,214 Now, but if you don't know who I am, 517 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:26,759 how could you be sorry for not inviting me, huh? 518 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,969 Hey, why don't we go talk 519 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,597 - somewhere privately, you and I? - Sit down. 520 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,349 Don't you think it's a little foolish 521 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,393 to throw such a lavish party 522 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,229 when you owe so many people money? 523 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:50,700 Up, now. 524 00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:53,452 Alright, what's...? 525 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,704 I just heard Nate owes someone 526 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,873 - a lot of money. - Owes? 527 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,708 It's okay. I have the money. 528 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,710 You may have the money. 529 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,629 - I don't have the money. - What money? 530 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,297 What do you think? 531 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,133 I'm just some punk that you can bullshit? 532 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,427 No. No, no, no. No, not at all, Naz. 533 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:10,886 - Not at all. - Really? I mean, 534 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:14,390 I see champagne, I see lobster, I see black caviar. 535 00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:16,308 We chose the menu six months ago. 536 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:19,019 And did you pay for this fucking thing six months ago? 537 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,730 - What are you talking about? - Some guy just threatened him. 538 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,567 He had an accent. Russian, I don't know. 539 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:27,319 I promise you, I will get you every last dollar. 540 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,115 You know, you always promise, but you never say when. 541 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:32,783 When do you promise? 542 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,952 Because promise without when, 543 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:36,787 it's just useless exchange of words. 544 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,914 What is going on? 545 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,459 I-- I'm in the middle of my wedding. 546 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,003 - Nate, who is this guy? - It's okay. 547 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:46,590 You know, I used to be your husband's friend. 548 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:51,844 Now, I'm gonna become his worst fucking nightmare. 549 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:58,225 I'm sure it's a misunderstanding, sweetheart. 550 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,561 We gave him money. A lot of fucking money. 551 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:03,355 I know, I know. Let's bring the anxiety down. 552 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,191 Okay? I'll talk to him. 553 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:07,152 Enjoy this moment. 554 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,203 It's okay. 555 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,122 It's totally fine. 556 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:30,509 Hey, is everything okay? 557 00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,346 Of course. It's my wedding day. 558 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,558 Okay. I was just asking. 559 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:43,145 What a weird question to ask on the best day of my life. 560 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:55,992 I love you. 561 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:00,496 Let's give it up... 562 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:02,206 - Smile. Smile. - ...for Nate Jacobs 563 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,667 and his beautiful, smokin', 564 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,211 hot-to-trot, foxy mama... 565 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:10,757 Cassie Jacobs. 566 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:15,387 I do not feel good about this. 567 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,351 Alright! 568 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:24,186 What did he mean by nightmare? 569 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,896 Baby, it's nothing. 570 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,399 Just remember your steps. 571 00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:30,109 Smile. 572 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:33,071 ♪ She wears my ring ♪ 573 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,699 ♪ To show the world ♪ 574 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,534 - How much money do you owe? - We'll be fine, baby. 575 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,203 We just have to downsize a little. 576 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:41,913 Downsize? 577 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,291 I do not want to downsize. 578 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,918 ♪ To tell the world ♪ 579 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,926 Trust me. I love you. 580 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:06,229 ♪ This tiny ring ♪ 581 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,273 ♪ Is a token ♪ 582 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:15,154 ♪ Of tender emotion ♪ 583 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:19,575 ♪ An endless pool of love ♪ 584 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:22,661 ♪ That's as deep as... ♪ 585 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:23,996 I don't wanna be poor. 586 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:26,665 Don't cry. Smile. 587 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:29,293 ♪ She says she'll wear it ♪ 588 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:45,017 ♪ With eternal devotion ♪ 589 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,144 Yeah, sexy! 590 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:52,484 ♪ That's why I sing ♪ 591 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,487 ♪ Because she wears ♪ 592 00:35:56,488 --> 00:36:02,618 ♪ My ring ♪ 593 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,137 Escape? 594 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,057 What the fuck are you talking about, escape? 595 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:26,685 How are you gonna do that? 596 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,564 Parkour? Like the fucking-- the people 597 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,484 who, like, jump off shit and shit? 598 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,028 That's how you're gonna escape? 599 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,823 What the fuck, bro? 600 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,324 Are you-- are you serious? 601 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:45,160 Yeah, I feel you. 602 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,662 How 'bout this? If you do get out 603 00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:48,497 using, what, fucking parkour or whatever the fuck, 604 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:49,999 I'll come pick you up myself. 605 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,672 Bless, bless, one love. Love you, bro. 606 00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:57,674 Be safe, alright? 607 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,930 Everybody, "to the window." 608 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:07,182 ♪ To the window ♪ 609 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,184 ♪ To the wall ♪ 610 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,520 ♪ Till the sweat drop down my balls ♪ 611 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:13,731 ♪ Till all these bitches crawl ♪ 612 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,692 ♪ Till all skeet-skeet, motherfucker ♪ 613 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:19,069 ♪ Till all skeet-skeet, goddamn ♪ 614 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,530 ♪ Till all skeet-skeet, motherfucker ♪ 615 00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:23,198 ♪ Till all skeet-skeet, goddamn ♪ 616 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,868 When I was in the middle of construction, 617 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,745 right, they find a white fritillary, 618 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,621 shut the whole development down. 619 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,040 - A what? - A white fritillary. 620 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,375 What is that, a fucking bird? 621 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,877 No, it's a flower. 622 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:37,087 It's-- it's an endangered flower. 623 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,964 But the whole thing's on pause so the city can find out 624 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,091 - how to move this fucking thing. - One flower? 625 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,718 Oh, it's-- it's more than one flower. 626 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,720 It's like half a dozen flowers. But I'm-- I'm fucked. 627 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,556 I'm burning through money right now, Fred. 628 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:49,808 Let me hear you shout, "What, what!" 629 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,441 It's all making sense. 630 00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,487 - What? - You and your little porno site. 631 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,573 I deleted that. 632 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:07,534 - Nate put you up to it? - What? No. 633 00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:10,747 He's pimping out his wife for wedding decorations? 634 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,415 No, I did that. 635 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:15,125 So, you knew he was broke? 636 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,795 He's broke? 637 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,421 You can look it up, you can google it, this is a-- 638 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:22,424 this is a real thing, a white fritillary. 639 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:25,594 Can you fucking believe it? A flower, Fred. 640 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:27,262 I don't know what to believe anymore. 641 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:30,140 I got a meeting with the P&Z in a couple of weeks, alright? 642 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,017 We're gonna win this case, Freddie. 643 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:33,268 Don't fucking lie to me. 644 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:34,646 Hey. 645 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,815 He might owe some people some money, 646 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,983 but he's definitely not broke. 647 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,944 He's very successful. 648 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:45,197 He's not. He's successful at fucking conning people. 649 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:46,615 Freddie, say it-- say it with me. 650 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,326 Say it with me. Fuck the flower. 651 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,621 - Fuck the flower. - That's right. 652 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,790 - Fuck the flower. - Fuck that flower. 653 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,960 We invested our kids' college funds. 654 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:00,921 And what does that have to do with me? 655 00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:04,299 In the meantime, tell your wife, "Please, just shut the fuck up." 656 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,009 - I'll take care of my wife. - Okay. 657 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,011 Alright. Take care of this. 658 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,471 You have my word. 659 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,891 - Fuck that flower. - Fuck that fucking flower. 660 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:14,519 Congratulations, dude. 661 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,355 Fuck. 662 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:34,581 Nice car. 663 00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,044 I'll follow you. 664 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,088 Okay. 665 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,359 You're not gonna do anything fucking crazy, are you? 666 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,029 Define "crazy." 667 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,209 Gun. 668 00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:24,255 Uh-uh, uh-uh. 669 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,116 That was cute. 670 00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:58,998 Come on in. 671 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:09,424 Hi, you've reached the office of Madeleine Perez. 672 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:11,427 Please leave your name and number at the tone-- 673 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:25,525 You are the last person I expected to be here. 674 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,362 I came here with Rue and Maddy. 675 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,781 Oh. 676 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,206 What happened to 'em? 677 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,293 Rue had, like, a work thing. 678 00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:49,631 And I think Maddy got a little more emotional 679 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,634 than she anticipated. 680 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:55,805 You love who you love. 681 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,318 Thank you for coming. 682 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,489 Sure. 683 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,199 Ruby Bennett. 684 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,994 I didn't realize you'd be bringing company. 685 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,830 Alamo would like you to know 686 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:23,915 that he could start buying from your competitors. 687 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,585 He even finds them less unsavory. 688 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,546 Okay, well, I would like Alamo to know that I don't care 689 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,007 if he buys from J. Edgar Hoover. 690 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,842 We're not hurting for customers. 691 00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:35,510 He prefers your prices. 692 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:37,262 Then what the fuck we talking about? 693 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,556 Quality control. 694 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:42,351 Alamo insists we test everything. 695 00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:44,227 Fine by us. 696 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,022 Faye, grab some of the kits. 697 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,401 - Go on, get. - Yo. 698 00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:56,865 Faye's allowed in the basement? 699 00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:59,701 Yeah, 'cause that's my lady. 700 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,203 Boy fell for the local mattress. 701 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:05,540 What's this beautiful bird's name? 702 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:06,918 Paladin. 703 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:09,045 Incredible. 704 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:11,798 Do you like animals? 705 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:14,634 I love them. 706 00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:34,904 Fuck, I love those fuckin' lips. 707 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:40,408 - Mm. - Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. 708 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:45,580 - You're just jealous. - Of what? 709 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:46,957 Catching AIDS? 710 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,792 One more word, I'll knock your fucking teeth out. 711 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,418 Okey-dokey, faggot. 712 00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:52,255 We really miss you around here. 713 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,967 What would it take to get you to come back? 714 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:59,427 I don't know. 715 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:01,346 Profit participation? 716 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,265 I mean, honestly, I'm-- I'm really happy 717 00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:04,600 working for Alamo. 718 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,938 That doesn't make me feel good. 719 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,107 I'm sorry. 720 00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:14,818 Remember, 721 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:18,655 the grass is always greener by the septic tank. 722 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,783 I don't even believe in marriage. 723 00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:23,451 A hundred years ago, they would have sold me 724 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:26,621 for three healthy cows and a parcel of land. 725 00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:28,124 Are you a virgin? 726 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,959 It's better than herpes. 727 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:35,797 Ahh. 728 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:44,723 You're not who you say you are. 729 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,349 Cass, come on, come here. 730 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,476 You want me to be the perfect housewife? 731 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:51,146 You want me to cook, and clean, 732 00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,732 - and suck your cock? - Cassie, people can hear you-- 733 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:55,233 I mean, we don't even have money for food. 734 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:58,236 We have money for food. 735 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,989 You're not a man. 736 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:03,325 Men provide. 737 00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:05,827 Cassie, all-- all I do is provide for you, baby. 738 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:07,829 - Come on, sit down. - Oh, so now it's my fault? 739 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:12,083 I'm the reason you're conning all of your fucking neighbors?! 740 00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:15,086 Is that what you're fucking telling everyone, Nate? 741 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:18,173 You're just fucking lying! All you do is fucking lie! 742 00:45:18,174 --> 00:45:20,091 You lie and you lie. Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie! 743 00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:21,509 Ow! 744 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,261 Fuck! 745 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:30,435 ♪ Want you to show me ♪ 746 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,526 Dude, I know you're pissed, 747 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,904 but I'm pretty sure that was just an accident. 748 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,447 It's like a pressure thing, you know? 749 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,283 Corks just pop off. 750 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,472 See? 751 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,976 Some dreams do come true. 752 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,270 Aw. 753 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,829 I know you're upset. 754 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:40,171 I just didn't want to tell you before the wedding. 755 00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:43,342 I wanted it to be the most beautiful day of your life. 756 00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:46,094 Well, it was the worst. 757 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:47,096 Yep. 758 00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:51,100 And I got us into this mess. 759 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:56,688 Mm, and I promise you, I am gonna get us out of it. 760 00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:59,691 There is no obstacle, Cassie Jacobs, 761 00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,067 that I can't get over. 762 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:03,486 Especially with you by my side, baby. 763 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,948 I... I love you. 764 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:10,119 I am so grateful to call you my wife. 765 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:14,456 And every day, you make me want to be a better man. 766 00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:16,624 You make me wanna be a better husband. 767 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,878 And, you know, h-hopefully... 768 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,548 someday a father. 769 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:30,723 I love you, Cassie Jacobs. 770 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:34,894 Even if I-- I can't see out of this fucking eye right now. 771 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,813 Well, you deserved it. 772 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:39,815 Eh... 773 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:43,319 Maybe. Maybe. 774 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:51,077 Now, when we get home... 775 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:54,038 I'm gonna pick you up. 776 00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:58,083 And I'm gonna carry you across the threshold, 777 00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:00,002 take you upstairs to our bedroom... 778 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:02,922 and I'm gonna make love to you. 779 00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:05,758 If that's okay. 780 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,054 I guess that's okay. 781 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,724 And when we wake up tomorrow... 782 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,061 It'll be a new day. 783 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:18,413 What are you doing? 784 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:33,095 Taking a souvenir. 785 00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:38,142 You name him after Richard Boone? 786 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:42,103 I didn't know Blacks liked westerns. 787 00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:43,980 Uh, yo, Bishop, we're good. 788 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,274 It's not a Black and white thing. 789 00:49:46,275 --> 00:49:48,359 It's cowboys and Indians. 790 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,530 Civilized man versus the savage. 791 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,158 And which are you? 792 00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:56,952 I'm a motherfucking cowboy. 793 00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:54,718 Gun, please. 794 00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:09,567 Bye, guys. 795 00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:12,528 Good to see you. 796 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,622 That's so mean! 797 00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:33,882 How romantic. 798 00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:37,303 That was a beautiful wedding. 799 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:40,806 I didn't want to cause a scene. 800 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,101 Naz. 801 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:49,481 Can we talk about this? 802 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:54,902 - Fuck. - Nate? 803 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:56,738 Nate! 804 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,427 No! 805 00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:23,932 I'm bleeding! 806 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:33,941 This is my wedding night. 807 00:52:37,112 --> 00:52:38,946 He doesn't wanna listen to reason. 808 00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:40,991 He doesn't ever wanna listen. 809 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:47,455 No! No! No! No! 810 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:49,999 Don't cry, it messes up your makeup. 811 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,127 It's already messed up. 812 00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:58,008 This is so unfair! 813 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:10,978 It was supposed to be the best day of my life. 814 00:53:12,314 --> 00:53:14,023 What are you doing? 815 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:18,194 Please, please, please! 816 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,571 What are you doing? No! 817 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:25,827 What is happening right now? 818 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,710 Please! Please, please, please. 819 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,921 I have your money. 820 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:39,341 I'm gonna get your money. Please, no. 821 00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:41,176 Stop. 822 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:48,182 Please! 823 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:51,769 I just need a couple of days. I just need a couple of days. 824 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,521 You mean, like the honeymoon period, huh? 825 00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:55,773 Yes! Yes. Yes. 826 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:57,900 Unfortunately, your honeymoon's over. 827 00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:10,538 You know, Cassie, some women inherit wealth, 828 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:13,250 but others inherit debt. 829 00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:16,938 And the angel of the Lord appeared to him 830 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,608 in a flame of fire from the midst of a bush. 831 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,612 So, he looked, and behold, 832 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:27,448 the bush was burning with fire, 833 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:29,951 but the bush was not consumed. 834 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:32,328 Then, Moses said... 835 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,496 Fuck. 836 00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:01,065 Shit. Fuck. 837 00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:31,680 Ruby Bennett? 838 00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:33,348 Yeah. 839 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:36,183 DEA. 840 00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:38,103 Step out of the vehicle with your hands above your head. 841 00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:42,858 Nice and slow. 842 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:19,060 ♪ Paladin, Paladin ♪ 843 00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:23,731 ♪ Where do you roam? ♪ 844 00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:25,900 ♪ Paladin, Paladin ♪ 845 00:57:25,901 --> 00:57:30,489 ♪ Far, far from home ♪ 846 00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:40,248 ♪ Have Gun, Will Travel reads the card of a man ♪ 847 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:48,464 ♪ A knight without armor in a savage land ♪ 848 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:54,096 ♪ His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind ♪ 849 00:57:55,138 --> 00:58:00,017 ♪ A soldier of fortune is the man called ♪ 850 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:04,022 ♪ Paladin ♪ 851 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,024 ♪ Paladin, Paladin ♪ 852 00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:10,696 ♪ Where do you roam? ♪ 853 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,781 ♪ Paladin, Paladin ♪ 854 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:18,662 ♪ Far, far from home ♪ 855 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:28,046 ♪ He travels on to wherever he must ♪ 856 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:36,303 ♪ A chess knight of silver is his badge of trust ♪ 857 00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:41,810 ♪ There are campfire legends that the Blade's men spin ♪ 858 00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:48,315 ♪ Of the man with the gun, of the man called ♪ 859 00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:53,070 ♪ Paladin ♪ 860 00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:55,072 ♪ Paladin, Paladin ♪ 861 00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:58,535 ♪ Where do you roam? ♪ 862 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:01,829 ♪ Paladin, Paladin ♪ 863 00:59:01,830 --> 00:59:05,584 ♪ Far, far from home ♪ 864 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:09,713 ♪ Far from home ♪ 865 00:59:10,589 --> 00:59:14,593 ♪ Far from home ♪