1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,550 --> 00:00:03,164 I heard there's a recording of you 2 00:00:03,626 --> 00:00:06,042 engaged in sexual activity. 3 00:00:07,242 --> 00:00:08,534 - Holy shit. - _ 4 00:00:10,451 --> 00:00:12,658 For the first time since getting out of rehab, 5 00:00:12,659 --> 00:00:14,035 I was feeling good about the world. 6 00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:16,743 Keep your mouth shut. 7 00:00:17,534 --> 00:00:19,409 These dudes ain't fucking around. 8 00:00:20,651 --> 00:00:22,235 Come on, just try it. 9 00:00:23,235 --> 00:00:24,526 You're so hot. 10 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:26,901 I'm just trying to get back at my ex-boyfriend. 11 00:00:28,193 --> 00:00:29,776 Let me take you out tonight. 12 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:33,276 Hey, I'm Ethan. 13 00:00:33,526 --> 00:00:34,526 I'm Kat. 14 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:37,901 Cassie's smitten like a kitten with you. 15 00:00:38,276 --> 00:00:40,609 Why you got to make everything so sexual? 16 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:44,276 _ 17 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:49,113 _ 18 00:00:50,261 --> 00:00:52,568 Euphoria - S01E03 "Made You Look" 19 00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:54,935 sync and correction by solfieri www.MY-SUBS.com 20 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:10,849 Rue: When Kat was 11 years old, 21 00:01:10,851 --> 00:01:13,865 she went on a family vacation to Sandals, Jamaica. 22 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:17,158 I need help! 23 00:01:17,159 --> 00:01:20,499 Someone get this jellyfish off me! Help me! 24 00:01:20,501 --> 00:01:22,927 Rue: She quickly discovered that she hated the ocean... 25 00:01:31,906 --> 00:01:35,779 Rue: Up until that moment, Kat had a relatively good life. 26 00:01:35,781 --> 00:01:38,169 I mean, life wasn't amazing, 27 00:01:38,171 --> 00:01:40,966 but it's not like she fantasized about killing herself. 28 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:44,967 It was good enough. She was popular enough, smart enough. 29 00:01:45,509 --> 00:01:50,134 The only thing that was, like, actually amazing was Daniel. 30 00:01:50,135 --> 00:01:53,967 Daniel was like a dream, like, gorgeous, 31 00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:56,092 like, really nice. 32 00:01:56,093 --> 00:01:57,758 Like, the kind of boy that would text her 33 00:01:57,759 --> 00:01:59,935 every night before bed and say... 34 00:01:59,937 --> 00:02:01,201 _ 35 00:02:01,927 --> 00:02:06,092 And the kind of boy that would meet her outside of school every morning 36 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:08,508 just to make sure he could hold her hand as they walked down the hall. 37 00:02:08,509 --> 00:02:12,508 She could never figure out why Daniel chose her, 38 00:02:12,509 --> 00:02:14,842 what Daniel actually liked or loved about her. 39 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,258 She just knew it felt really good. 40 00:02:17,259 --> 00:02:19,925 Whatever. It didn't matter. 41 00:02:19,926 --> 00:02:22,425 It's better not to jinx these things. 42 00:02:22,426 --> 00:02:25,758 - Can I have another one? - Sure. 43 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:30,314 Rue: During her eight-day stay on that stupid island, 44 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:32,735 Kat drank 72 virgin piña coladas. 45 00:02:34,298 --> 00:02:36,047 She was in heaven. 46 00:02:40,645 --> 00:02:43,518 And then she got home. 47 00:02:45,229 --> 00:02:48,233 Oh, my God. What happened? 48 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:53,034 Rue: When Kat had left for Jamaica, she was 107 pounds, 49 00:02:53,036 --> 00:02:56,203 when she returned, she weighed in at whopping... 50 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:01,630 - Kat: Get up. - Rue: Despite being five-two, 51 00:03:01,632 --> 00:03:03,756 which was tall for her age... 52 00:03:03,805 --> 00:03:06,303 her body was not prepared to house the extra 20 pounds. 53 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:09,080 Rue: It was noticeable. 54 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,200 _ 55 00:03:17,368 --> 00:03:19,503 Rue: Kat did her best to minimize the fallout. 56 00:03:28,651 --> 00:03:32,941 - You're wearing two sweatshirts? - No. 57 00:03:32,942 --> 00:03:37,233 Rue: At least Daniel didn't make a big deal out of it. 58 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:39,885 That's why she liked him. He didn't care about what people thought. 59 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,268 He liked her for whatever reasons he liked her, 60 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:44,838 and 20 stupid pounds would never change that. 61 00:03:47,693 --> 00:03:49,330 Until fourth period. 62 00:03:50,994 --> 00:03:54,307 _ 63 00:03:56,026 --> 00:03:59,901 It wasn't even in Daniel's handwriting. 64 00:03:59,903 --> 00:04:02,463 It was Kendra Sutherland's. 65 00:04:05,485 --> 00:04:07,692 Whatever. 66 00:04:07,693 --> 00:04:09,416 Fuck her. Fuck him. 67 00:04:09,418 --> 00:04:12,018 She didn't actually love Daniel. She was 11. 68 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:15,635 And when you're 11, you fall in love with, like, everyone and everything. 69 00:04:15,637 --> 00:04:17,636 It's not real love. 70 00:04:17,638 --> 00:04:19,928 Real love is when you can't exist without someone, 71 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:22,815 when you'd rather die than be apart, 72 00:04:22,884 --> 00:04:24,758 and the whole world goes dark, and nothing else matters 73 00:04:24,759 --> 00:04:26,821 but the person standing in front of you. 74 00:04:26,823 --> 00:04:30,196 I just want you to know I'm in. I am all in. 75 00:04:30,198 --> 00:04:33,047 For the first time in 140 years, 76 00:04:33,049 --> 00:04:36,249 I felt something I thought had been lost to me forever. 77 00:04:36,251 --> 00:04:38,916 Say you'll wait for me. 78 00:04:39,009 --> 00:04:40,807 We love each other. 79 00:04:40,810 --> 00:04:43,725 Rue: That's real love, and those were real men. 80 00:04:43,726 --> 00:04:46,475 Men who'd never leave her, 81 00:04:46,476 --> 00:04:49,684 disappoint her, break her heart. 82 00:04:49,685 --> 00:04:52,899 Real men whose love would spark and ignite and inspire. 83 00:04:56,768 --> 00:05:01,392 The summer before high school she started writing fan fiction. 84 00:05:01,393 --> 00:05:03,141 By the year's end, she had become 85 00:05:03,142 --> 00:05:06,225 one of the most prolific smut writers on Tumblr. 86 00:05:06,226 --> 00:05:08,225 She was known for her AU crossovers 87 00:05:08,226 --> 00:05:11,433 and her consistent NC-17 ratings. 88 00:05:11,434 --> 00:05:14,892 But what made her famous was her story, "The First Night," 89 00:05:14,893 --> 00:05:18,100 a 7,000-word fic that was largely credited 90 00:05:18,101 --> 00:05:19,934 with starting the "Larry Stylinson" conspiracy theory. 91 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,850 That Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson of One Direction 92 00:05:24,851 --> 00:05:27,225 were secretly fucking. 93 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:29,897 "It's the first night of the 'Take Me Home' tour." 94 00:05:31,552 --> 00:05:33,975 Musician: London, we've got a little song for you tonight! 95 00:05:33,976 --> 00:05:36,433 Rue: "Louis was unusually nervous. 96 00:05:36,434 --> 00:05:39,005 "His mouth was dry, palms sweating, 97 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:42,222 "when suddenly, he felt the press of Harry's body from behind." 98 00:05:43,374 --> 00:05:45,161 Rue: "Harry can sense the nervous tension 99 00:05:45,163 --> 00:05:47,161 "running through Louis's stiff body. 100 00:05:47,163 --> 00:05:49,786 - "'What are you doing?' - 'To calm your nerves.' 101 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:52,317 "'You're my best mate, and this is what mates do for one another.' 102 00:05:52,942 --> 00:05:56,033 "'But Harry, what if someone sees?' 103 00:05:56,035 --> 00:05:56,953 "'Let them.'" 104 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:03,552 "As Harry takes Louis into his mouth with surprising ease, 105 00:06:03,817 --> 00:06:06,391 he begins to suck his cock with torturous finesse." 106 00:06:36,543 --> 00:06:39,166 Girl: Ugh. Kat doesn't even have asthma. 107 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:42,041 She's just fat and doesn't wanna exercise. 108 00:06:43,929 --> 00:06:47,114 Rue: With 72 hours of publishing "The First Night," 109 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:51,755 it had garnered 184,265 notes, 110 00:06:51,757 --> 00:06:56,888 and then three weeks later, Kat had amassed over 53,000 followers. 111 00:06:56,890 --> 00:06:59,347 She had become extremely popular... 112 00:06:59,349 --> 00:07:00,942 online. 113 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:04,198 No one in real life knew that she was famous. 114 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:07,856 Whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp... 115 00:07:07,858 --> 00:07:11,833 And no one online knew that her life was actually super depressing. 116 00:07:11,835 --> 00:07:15,333 - Maddy: Ew! Take those things off. - _ 117 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:18,763 _ 118 00:07:18,765 --> 00:07:22,364 She'd regularly fantasize about telling her followers 119 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:25,616 how much she hated her school, her town, 120 00:07:25,626 --> 00:07:27,958 and how everyone in it was full of shit and a fucking asshole. 121 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:30,106 She'd tell them to surround the school, 122 00:07:30,108 --> 00:07:32,878 show up right after the morning bell prepared for war. 123 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:42,709 They'd demand the release of their queen. 124 00:07:42,711 --> 00:07:45,080 And if anyone even hesitated... 125 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:53,237 The scary thing is, is they'd actually do it. 126 00:07:55,262 --> 00:07:56,720 They'd do anything she asked. 127 00:07:58,184 --> 00:08:00,226 That's how much they loved her. 128 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,895 Granted, they didn't know who she was 129 00:08:03,897 --> 00:08:05,397 or what she looked like. 130 00:08:09,393 --> 00:08:11,810 _ 131 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,935 It's me, ThunderKitKat. 132 00:08:17,935 --> 00:08:20,100 _ 133 00:08:25,768 --> 00:08:28,981 Rue: And then that video came out. 134 00:08:28,983 --> 00:08:31,442 And they did see what she looked like, 135 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,443 and they still loved her. 136 00:08:33,445 --> 00:08:36,277 And not only did they love her, 137 00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:38,044 they wanted to fuck her. 138 00:09:23,685 --> 00:09:26,475 Hey, I'm Rue. I'm an addict. 139 00:09:26,476 --> 00:09:28,225 All: Hi, Rue. 140 00:09:28,226 --> 00:09:31,642 Rue: And I've been clean for 60 days. 141 00:09:33,976 --> 00:09:36,942 For the record, I'm not not telling the truth. 142 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,622 I've actually been doing really well. 143 00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:40,248 Because the morning after that whole 144 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:43,748 drug-dealer-face-tattoo fentanyl excursion, 145 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,364 I, uh, got in a little bit of trouble... 146 00:09:46,476 --> 00:09:47,517 Fez: Oh, shit. 147 00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:51,864 Rue: for disappearing for like 16 hours. 148 00:09:51,865 --> 00:09:53,185 _ 149 00:09:53,976 --> 00:09:56,309 Leslie: Where have you been? 150 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:01,516 - I'm sorry. My phone died. - Bullshit. You're doing drugs. 151 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,600 - I'm not doing drugs. - Then where have you been? 152 00:10:03,601 --> 00:10:05,495 And why weren't you answering you phone? 153 00:10:05,497 --> 00:10:08,058 - And why are you sneaking into the house? - I was with someone. 154 00:10:08,059 --> 00:10:10,350 - Who? - It does... It doesn't matter, Mom. 155 00:10:10,351 --> 00:10:12,308 It matters, Rue. 156 00:10:12,309 --> 00:10:14,934 It matters. You're doing drugs. 157 00:10:14,935 --> 00:10:17,642 Gia, go back to sleep. 158 00:10:17,643 --> 00:10:19,684 Rue, are you... Are you okay? 159 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,600 Yeah, Gia, I'm fine. You can go back to sleep. 160 00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:25,559 She's okay, baby. Okay, go to bed. Good night. 161 00:10:30,739 --> 00:10:32,892 I will not allow you to walk up into this house 162 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:35,350 at 5:30 in the morning and lie to my face. 163 00:10:35,351 --> 00:10:38,684 So tell me the truth right now. Where were you? 164 00:10:38,685 --> 00:10:42,684 Mom, I don't want to have to tell you everything that's going on in my life. 165 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:46,266 If you want to drug test me, just drug test me. 166 00:10:49,577 --> 00:10:52,057 Rue: She wasn't the only person upset with me. 167 00:10:52,059 --> 00:10:54,350 Jules: I'm not kidding, Rue. 168 00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:56,934 I'm not trying to become best friends with someone 169 00:10:56,935 --> 00:10:59,267 who's gonna fucking kill themself. 170 00:11:01,643 --> 00:11:03,600 I know. 171 00:11:03,601 --> 00:11:05,768 I didn't mean to do this. 172 00:11:06,142 --> 00:11:09,058 I've been through, like... 173 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:13,183 enough traumatic shit in my life that I don't... 174 00:11:13,184 --> 00:11:15,434 - I can't like... - I get it. 175 00:11:16,059 --> 00:11:17,601 I get it. 176 00:11:18,726 --> 00:11:23,101 I don't want to be around you if you don't stop using drugs. 177 00:11:28,226 --> 00:11:29,768 Okay. 178 00:11:34,351 --> 00:11:35,880 I mean it. 179 00:11:37,685 --> 00:11:40,309 I know. I'll stop. 180 00:11:41,476 --> 00:11:43,184 I promise. 181 00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:46,643 I just need you to do me a favor. 182 00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:51,434 You're not gonna like it. 183 00:12:01,017 --> 00:12:03,975 You're still grounded until I don't even fucking know. 184 00:12:03,976 --> 00:12:05,642 What else is there? 185 00:12:05,643 --> 00:12:07,643 I told you I wasn't lying. 186 00:12:21,101 --> 00:12:23,950 Rue: So, I decided to stay clean. 187 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,333 And I have been, for a while. 188 00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:35,850 But I've also been coming to this meeting for longer. 189 00:12:35,851 --> 00:12:39,475 Girl, it's your 60 days today, right? 190 00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:41,997 Ah! Oh, God. So good! 191 00:12:41,999 --> 00:12:45,528 Rue: Hmm, I don't know. I just didn't want to depress anyone. 192 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,362 Plus, I really have been trying, 193 00:12:47,364 --> 00:12:48,947 and that counts for something. 194 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:53,685 Two months ago, I woke up from a comma. 195 00:12:54,726 --> 00:12:56,600 I didn't know what happened, 196 00:12:56,601 --> 00:13:01,225 but from the looks of my mother and little sister's faces, 197 00:13:01,226 --> 00:13:03,141 I knew that... 198 00:13:03,142 --> 00:13:05,935 whatever it was, whatever I did... 199 00:13:07,726 --> 00:13:09,559 it wasn't good. 200 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,184 It scared them. 201 00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:19,601 It really scared them. 202 00:13:22,309 --> 00:13:27,225 And, uh, at that moment, I decided to at least try and change. 203 00:13:27,226 --> 00:13:29,392 'Cause I owe it to them. 204 00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:33,550 I owe it to everyone I love, and everyone who loves me. 205 00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:41,267 The hardest part, uh, has been... 206 00:13:42,101 --> 00:13:45,601 feeling like I owe it to myself. 207 00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:51,267 And, uh, maybe that'll get easier. 208 00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:55,934 I hope it will. 209 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,225 Thank you. 210 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:05,140 Rue: I don't know. It's just been a really weird couple of weeks. 211 00:14:05,142 --> 00:14:08,600 I didn't know it at the time, but Jules was falling in love. 212 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,974 _ 213 00:14:32,353 --> 00:14:34,474 _ 214 00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:39,788 _ 215 00:14:49,173 --> 00:14:51,173 _ 216 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:02,476 _ 217 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:06,633 _ 218 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:08,634 _ 219 00:15:12,485 --> 00:15:13,893 _ 220 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,182 _ 221 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:29,323 _ 222 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,183 _ 223 00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:46,556 _ 224 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,199 _ 225 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,831 _ 226 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,589 _ 227 00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:08,760 _ 228 00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:15,081 _ 229 00:16:23,988 --> 00:16:26,977 _ 230 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:32,128 _ 231 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,850 Jules: I'm not saying I'm in love. 232 00:16:35,851 --> 00:16:40,058 I'm just saying I really, really, really like him. 233 00:16:40,059 --> 00:16:43,892 - Who? ShyGuy118? - His name is Tyler. 234 00:16:43,893 --> 00:16:46,934 It doesn't really matter. They're both little fuckboy names. 235 00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:50,767 He's not. For real, like, he's so sweet. 236 00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:54,183 - What school does he go to? - St. Mary's. 237 00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:57,016 Ew. Private school. 238 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,401 You're just jealous. 239 00:16:59,403 --> 00:17:02,698 Rue: Aside from that being a really shitty thing to say, 240 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,339 it's also not true. 241 00:17:04,341 --> 00:17:06,839 She'd just been acting weird all week. 242 00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:08,725 I'm not jealous. 243 00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:11,934 I mean, you've been acting weird, like, all week. 244 00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:13,642 - What? - Yeah, like, 245 00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:15,975 every time I'm on my phone, you just stop talking. 246 00:17:15,976 --> 00:17:18,100 You're literally like my dad. 247 00:17:18,101 --> 00:17:19,392 Sorry. 248 00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:21,142 It's fine. 249 00:17:23,065 --> 00:17:24,933 You wanna see his dick? 250 00:17:33,316 --> 00:17:34,600 _ 251 00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:40,993 _ 252 00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:41,847 Ew. 253 00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:48,385 _ 254 00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:50,387 _ 255 00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:54,350 Girl: Stick it out! 256 00:17:57,763 --> 00:17:59,720 Girl: What a tiny twink! 257 00:17:59,722 --> 00:18:01,600 Guy: Shut it. Just give it... 258 00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:04,309 What the fuck? 259 00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:06,610 _ 260 00:18:06,612 --> 00:18:08,995 Guy : Fucking step on it. It's too small, 261 00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:11,448 - It could never satisfy you. - Kat! Dinner! 262 00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:14,559 I'll get her. 263 00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:17,643 Ay, Jesus, girl. 264 00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:20,183 Kat! 265 00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:21,558 Hey! 266 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,016 What? 267 00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:26,892 Take pictures of your toes later. Dinner's on the table. 268 00:18:33,142 --> 00:18:35,786 - Bye. Love you. See ya. - _ 269 00:18:38,716 --> 00:18:40,268 _ 270 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,253 Maddy: I can't believe I haven't even told you, like, 271 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,892 how insane my parents are being. 272 00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:46,677 All week long, she's just been going on and on... 273 00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:49,099 about how much she hates my dad. 274 00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:50,392 I'm just like, 275 00:18:50,393 --> 00:18:53,112 you can't do this to me. He's my dad. 276 00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:55,651 I don't know. I know he has issues, but so does she. 277 00:18:55,653 --> 00:18:57,526 And he's not telling me shit about her. 278 00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,892 Nate: Yeah. That's, like, not cool of your mom 279 00:18:59,893 --> 00:19:01,600 to put you in that situation. 280 00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,600 Yeah, but if I say that, then she's gonna make me 281 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,225 an enemy, too. 282 00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:06,892 Literally the last thing I need right now is... 283 00:19:06,893 --> 00:19:09,642 Who keeps texting you? 284 00:19:09,643 --> 00:19:11,767 - My dad. - Well, do you want me to respond? 285 00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:13,558 He's texted you like 15 times. 286 00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:16,267 No, I'll just... call him later. 287 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,348 I mean, it's huge, right? 288 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,433 Mm... Don't front. It's a big dick. 289 00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:32,767 You know what? It may be, but, uh, we can't really tell, 290 00:19:32,768 --> 00:19:34,659 'cause it's just fucking floating in space. 291 00:19:34,661 --> 00:19:37,183 - So? - So, there's no way to compare scale. 292 00:19:37,184 --> 00:19:39,807 You know, if there's a fucking hand in the frame, at least you can be, like, 293 00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:41,526 okay, it's about the size of an adult male hand. 294 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,266 Or like twice the size. Or a fucking fraction of the size. 295 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:48,101 Rue. This is an objectively big dick. 296 00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:54,945 Rue: Some people say that eyes are the windows to the soul. 297 00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:57,267 I disagree. 298 00:19:58,091 --> 00:20:01,850 I think it's your dick and how you fucking photograph it. 299 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,611 There are two different types of dick pics. 300 00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:11,308 Solicited, and unsolicited. 301 00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:13,308 Solicited makes up for about one percent 302 00:20:13,309 --> 00:20:15,284 of all dick pics sent and received. 303 00:20:15,286 --> 00:20:18,266 But within that one percent, there are three categories. 304 00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,851 Jules? 305 00:20:20,976 --> 00:20:24,370 Terrifying, horrifying, and acceptable. 306 00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:25,971 I know what some of you are thinking. 307 00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:29,350 Rue, terrifying and horrifying sound like the same thing. 308 00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:32,100 Well, to a trained eye, 309 00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:33,892 it could be the difference between... 310 00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:37,016 Yo, sorry about the mess. 311 00:20:37,017 --> 00:20:39,518 My mom's, like, out of town? 312 00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:44,141 A basic hygiene issue. 313 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,202 Rue: Or... 314 00:20:52,257 --> 00:20:53,942 Rue: a life or death situation. 315 00:20:53,944 --> 00:20:55,427 So, here are some key things to look out for. 316 00:20:57,017 --> 00:20:59,350 Uncapped deodorant touching the floor. 317 00:20:59,351 --> 00:21:00,976 Horrifying. 318 00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:04,976 Jug of lotion. 319 00:21:05,685 --> 00:21:07,100 Terrifying. 320 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,184 Dirty fingernails. 321 00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:12,142 Horrifying. 322 00:21:13,726 --> 00:21:15,475 A medieval sword? 323 00:21:15,476 --> 00:21:17,601 Run-for-your-fucking-life terrifying. 324 00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:20,850 So, what constitutes this rarefied, 325 00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:23,091 sought after, acceptable dick pic? 326 00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:27,725 Wow. Okay. 327 00:21:27,726 --> 00:21:31,518 So his penis is the size of an Evian bottle. 328 00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:35,100 - Well, the lighting is nice. - Jules: Mm-hmm. 329 00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:37,684 - Uh, his room looks clean. - Jules: Mm-hmm. 330 00:21:37,685 --> 00:21:39,892 - Looks well-groomed. - Right? 331 00:21:39,893 --> 00:21:42,809 Okay, yeah. I'm beginning to understand the appeal. 332 00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:43,975 Thank you. 333 00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:45,517 But here's the thing. 334 00:21:45,518 --> 00:21:48,558 I, like, sent him a few pics from the school bathroom during class 335 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,558 - because he asked me to... - Wait. Like, nudes? 336 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,183 I can't talk about it. But I need your help. 337 00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:56,308 Yeah. Sure. Whatever. 338 00:21:56,309 --> 00:22:00,392 I want, like, good, professional partial nudes. 339 00:22:00,393 --> 00:22:02,475 Like, classy, but not too arty. 340 00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:05,141 Like, like I took them with very little thought or effort 341 00:22:05,142 --> 00:22:07,975 but could also be in fucking MOMA. 342 00:22:07,976 --> 00:22:09,100 Rue: Be cool, Rue. 343 00:22:09,101 --> 00:22:12,935 - Yeah. It's, like, easy. Whatever. - Jules: Yeah. 344 00:22:15,429 --> 00:22:19,645 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. 345 00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:22,964 - Cashier: Hey. - Hi. 346 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,558 Look at you, still doing the grapefruit diet. 347 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:26,433 Yep, I literally wanna die. 348 00:22:26,434 --> 00:22:28,642 Yeah. It's only bad for the first two weeks. 349 00:22:28,643 --> 00:22:31,266 Then your stomach shrinks, and you adjust, 350 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,558 and you are reborn. 351 00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:36,475 Oh, wow. Can't wait. 352 00:22:37,116 --> 00:22:40,116 - How much? - Uh, that'll be $3.25. 353 00:22:41,434 --> 00:22:45,767 Yo, can you please, maybe hurry the fuck up? 354 00:22:45,768 --> 00:22:49,475 Huh. Um, could I pay you the rest tomorrow? 355 00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:52,058 I'm sorry, baby. There's a policy. 356 00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:54,266 Hey, Kat, I, uh, I gotcha. 357 00:22:54,267 --> 00:22:57,266 - Oh, hi. - Hey. How you doing? 358 00:22:57,267 --> 00:22:59,850 - I'm good. How are you? - Sweet. I'm good, I'm good. 359 00:22:59,851 --> 00:23:02,642 - Hey, Erika. How much was it? - Erika: Uh, $3.25. 360 00:23:02,643 --> 00:23:05,642 I have, like, $1.25 here. 361 00:23:05,643 --> 00:23:07,943 Do you, um... For a grapefruit? 362 00:23:07,945 --> 00:23:09,763 Do you want... Do you want something else to eat? 363 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:10,530 Oh, no, no, no. 364 00:23:10,531 --> 00:23:12,138 No, 'cause if you don't have enough money on you right now, 365 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,975 I can totally... I can get you, like, some actual food, or... 366 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:18,643 She's doing the grapefruit diet. It's not easy. Don't tempt her. 367 00:23:20,351 --> 00:23:21,685 Okay. 368 00:23:22,351 --> 00:23:23,685 Cool. 369 00:23:24,518 --> 00:23:26,392 All right. Um... 370 00:23:26,393 --> 00:23:28,767 - Thank you. - Yeah, well, um... 371 00:23:28,768 --> 00:23:30,892 I'll see you in, uh, biology. 372 00:23:30,893 --> 00:23:33,642 Yeah, yeah. Um, thanks. 373 00:23:33,643 --> 00:23:35,350 - Yeah. Sure. - Goodbye. 374 00:23:35,351 --> 00:23:37,183 - Aw, man, do it upright. - Fuck it. 375 00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:40,266 - Aw, you got moked out. - You suck, man. 376 00:23:44,116 --> 00:23:46,642 Maddy: So you're basically in a long-distance relationship. 377 00:23:46,643 --> 00:23:48,392 No, we like FaceTime every night. 378 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:51,058 Aw, that's so sweet. You guys are full-on in love. 379 00:23:51,059 --> 00:23:53,452 Oh, my God. Stop! 380 00:23:53,454 --> 00:23:55,849 - I really like you. - McKay : I like you, too, Cassie. 381 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,850 I like you more. 382 00:23:57,851 --> 00:23:59,016 Ew. 383 00:23:59,017 --> 00:24:00,850 We are not in love. 384 00:24:00,851 --> 00:24:03,308 But he did invite me to spend the weekend with him. 385 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:04,809 Maddy: Like, the whole weekend? 386 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,892 - Cassie: Yeah, like Friday and Saturday night. - _ 387 00:24:06,893 --> 00:24:08,725 - Wait, is your mom gonna let you go? - _ 388 00:24:08,726 --> 00:24:09,514 _ 389 00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:11,724 It doesn't matter. I'll just kill her in her sleep if she doesn't let me. 390 00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:14,392 Sounds like true love to me. 391 00:24:14,393 --> 00:24:16,892 - Cassie: Whatever. She can't stop me. - _ 392 00:24:16,893 --> 00:24:19,225 - Maddy: Honestly, I love your mom... - _ 393 00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:21,350 - Cassie: Yeah, well try living with her. - _ 394 00:24:21,352 --> 00:24:23,241 _ 395 00:24:23,242 --> 00:24:24,734 _ 396 00:24:24,735 --> 00:24:28,031 _ 397 00:24:28,351 --> 00:24:31,100 Do any of you guys know how Bitcoin works? 398 00:24:31,101 --> 00:24:32,851 - Hmm. No. - No. 399 00:24:33,518 --> 00:24:35,058 But you know who probably does? 400 00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:38,767 It's a worldwide cryptocurrency and digital payment system. 401 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,225 Kat: I literally have no clue what you're talking about. 402 00:24:41,226 --> 00:24:44,558 Well, there's no easier way to explain it. 403 00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:47,892 Look, why don't you just tell us what you're trying to do, 404 00:24:47,893 --> 00:24:50,226 and we can tell you how we can help. 405 00:24:50,935 --> 00:24:53,013 - Kat: Um... - Unless it's human trafficking. 406 00:24:53,015 --> 00:24:54,890 I don't fuck with human trafficking. 407 00:24:55,226 --> 00:24:58,433 I'm not... human trafficking. 408 00:24:58,434 --> 00:25:00,059 Yeah, us, neither. 409 00:25:00,976 --> 00:25:02,601 Okay. Um... 410 00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:06,100 I was just wondering if it's like, 411 00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:09,100 a good way to anonymously get money online. 412 00:25:09,101 --> 00:25:11,767 Ashtray: That's literally what it's made for. 413 00:25:11,768 --> 00:25:13,267 Dumb ass. 414 00:25:14,559 --> 00:25:16,141 Cool. 415 00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:20,600 I feel like that's it. 416 00:25:20,601 --> 00:25:24,100 Rue: No, it's good, it's good. I like it. 417 00:25:29,101 --> 00:25:31,225 Wait. Yeah, that really does look like I took it. 418 00:25:31,226 --> 00:25:32,475 - Right? - Okay. 419 00:25:32,476 --> 00:25:33,879 - It's good. - Yeah. 420 00:25:48,976 --> 00:25:50,475 - Got it. - Do I look hot? 421 00:25:50,476 --> 00:25:51,551 Yeah. 422 00:25:51,553 --> 00:25:55,215 Like, hot enough that you'd want to fuck me, or like, cute? 423 00:25:56,226 --> 00:25:58,475 Like... like me? 424 00:25:58,476 --> 00:26:00,643 Or like him, me? 425 00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:02,685 Either. 426 00:26:04,142 --> 00:26:05,517 Yeah. 427 00:26:05,518 --> 00:26:07,471 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah? 428 00:26:07,473 --> 00:26:10,476 - Mm-hmm. - Should I, like, show more? Like... 429 00:26:11,685 --> 00:26:13,980 - Rue: I don't know. - What do you think? 430 00:26:14,809 --> 00:26:16,849 I... I mean, it's... whatever. 431 00:26:16,851 --> 00:26:18,934 Whatever you, um, like to do. 432 00:26:18,935 --> 00:26:20,582 I mean, what do you think, though? 433 00:26:22,601 --> 00:26:25,059 Um... fuck. 434 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:28,309 It's my mom. 435 00:26:30,101 --> 00:26:33,726 Hey, Mom. I'm just at Jules's house. 436 00:26:35,309 --> 00:26:38,183 Um, well I have NA tonight. 437 00:26:38,184 --> 00:26:41,183 So, like nine-thirty-ish? 438 00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:45,059 Okay. Uh, love you, too. Bye. 439 00:26:47,393 --> 00:26:49,725 - NA? - Yeah. 440 00:26:49,726 --> 00:26:52,183 Narcotics anonymous. 441 00:26:52,184 --> 00:26:55,809 Wait. You've been clean for like, two weeks, right? 442 00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:58,517 - Yeah. That's right. - Rue! 443 00:26:58,518 --> 00:27:00,975 - What? - Fuck you, come here! 444 00:27:00,976 --> 00:27:04,434 - What? - You've been... Come here! Oh, my God! 445 00:27:10,142 --> 00:27:13,098 I'm so proud of you. 446 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,308 Rue: I've never met anyone in my entire life like Jules. 447 00:27:22,101 --> 00:27:24,892 Um, I'm gonna go get a glass of water really quick. 448 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:25,892 Okay. 449 00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:28,226 - Okay. - Jules: Whatever, bitch. 450 00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:55,976 Rue: Oh, fuck me. 451 00:27:56,768 --> 00:27:57,893 Fuck. 452 00:28:16,393 --> 00:28:19,183 Uh... I got to go. 453 00:28:19,185 --> 00:28:21,141 - But, uh, love you. - Okay. 454 00:28:21,142 --> 00:28:23,142 And I'll see you later. 455 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:24,666 - Bye. - Love you. 456 00:28:24,668 --> 00:28:25,668 Rue: Love you, too. 457 00:29:21,732 --> 00:29:24,949 Rue: And, uh, at that moment, I decided to at least try and change. 458 00:29:26,017 --> 00:29:27,726 'Cause I owe it to them. 459 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:32,642 I owe it to everyone I love 460 00:29:32,643 --> 00:29:34,974 and everyone that loves me. 461 00:29:34,976 --> 00:29:38,184 And, uh, maybe... that'll get easier. 462 00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:42,017 I hope it will. 463 00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:44,226 Thank you. 464 00:30:04,810 --> 00:30:08,767 Yo. Sixty days, no small feat. 465 00:30:08,768 --> 00:30:10,684 Rue: Thanks. 466 00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:13,851 - Very moving share. - Thank you. 467 00:30:15,351 --> 00:30:17,308 Can I ask you something? 468 00:30:17,309 --> 00:30:19,851 How'd you survive that OD? 469 00:30:22,935 --> 00:30:26,726 - What do you mean? - I mean, somebody had to save your life, right? 470 00:30:27,685 --> 00:30:31,434 - My sister. - Ali : Aw, man. 471 00:30:32,267 --> 00:30:34,350 Older or younger? 472 00:30:34,351 --> 00:30:36,141 Younger. Um... 473 00:30:36,142 --> 00:30:38,976 - I have to get home, so... - Like 12, 13? 474 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:44,476 - I don't really understand what the point... - Curiosity. 475 00:30:45,601 --> 00:30:47,767 Yeah. She was 13. 476 00:30:47,768 --> 00:30:50,600 That's some heavy shit. But, hey. 477 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,225 We've all done some bad shit in our lives, right? 478 00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:55,057 Comes with the territory. 479 00:30:55,476 --> 00:30:59,725 But, man, now you just got me thinking about... 480 00:30:59,726 --> 00:31:03,308 what that does to a 13-year-old, a 13-year-old kid, 481 00:31:03,309 --> 00:31:06,017 who finds her big sister overdosed. 482 00:31:06,861 --> 00:31:08,892 What that moment must do to somebody... 483 00:31:08,893 --> 00:31:11,725 How it affects the rest of their lives, you know, 484 00:31:11,726 --> 00:31:14,224 how it affects their ability to trust. 485 00:31:14,226 --> 00:31:18,975 Leaves it hard for them to get close to people, you know, relationships. 486 00:31:18,976 --> 00:31:21,434 Makes it hard for them to fall in love. 487 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:24,725 Living with the fear that at any moment, 488 00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:28,015 the rug can be ripped out from under them, and they lose everything. 489 00:31:28,643 --> 00:31:31,725 Especially the people that they love. 490 00:31:31,726 --> 00:31:33,517 You ever think about that? 491 00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:35,768 Yeah, probably fucked up for life. 492 00:31:36,726 --> 00:31:39,600 But, hey, you're gonna have to make peace with that. 493 00:31:39,601 --> 00:31:41,475 Just like you're gonna have to make peace with the fact 494 00:31:41,476 --> 00:31:43,475 that you could be responsible for some shit like that, 495 00:31:43,476 --> 00:31:45,100 and then get up in front of a whole group of people 496 00:31:45,101 --> 00:31:47,183 who are struggling with the same issues, 497 00:31:47,184 --> 00:31:51,184 and lie about being clean. You know what I'm saying? 498 00:31:53,142 --> 00:31:57,518 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Listen, young blood. 499 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:02,851 You're playing pool with Minnesota Fats. 500 00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:06,058 Who is Minnesota Fats? 501 00:32:06,059 --> 00:32:09,225 The greatest motherfucking pool player that ever lived. 502 00:32:09,226 --> 00:32:11,100 Okay. 503 00:32:11,101 --> 00:32:13,017 I'm Ali. 504 00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:17,975 Let me know when you want to stop trying to kill yourself 505 00:32:17,976 --> 00:32:19,893 and eat some pancakes. 506 00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:37,934 Leslie: How was NA today? 507 00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:44,225 Uh, it was good. I, um... 508 00:32:44,226 --> 00:32:46,893 celebrated 60 days today. 509 00:32:47,518 --> 00:32:50,016 I'm really proud of you, Rue. 510 00:32:50,017 --> 00:32:51,267 Thanks. 511 00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:02,059 Hey. 512 00:33:02,685 --> 00:33:04,267 Gia: Hey. 513 00:33:05,101 --> 00:33:07,041 Whatcha doin'? 514 00:33:07,043 --> 00:33:10,034 Watching My So-Called Life. 515 00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:14,767 - Rue: Fuckin' Jordan Catalano. - I know, right? 516 00:33:14,768 --> 00:33:17,393 Right. Ugh. 517 00:33:23,226 --> 00:33:26,892 Please promise me you will never fall for a Jordan Catalano. 518 00:33:26,893 --> 00:33:29,893 But he's so cute. 519 00:33:31,173 --> 00:33:33,452 _ 520 00:33:33,454 --> 00:33:35,724 Kat: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's okay. 521 00:33:35,726 --> 00:33:37,726 Okay. 522 00:33:46,101 --> 00:33:47,434 Hey. 523 00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:50,016 Hello. 524 00:33:50,017 --> 00:33:51,810 Oh, shit. No! 525 00:33:54,309 --> 00:33:55,851 Oh. 526 00:33:57,142 --> 00:33:59,976 Okay. 527 00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:07,725 Kit... KittenKween? 528 00:34:07,726 --> 00:34:09,392 Hi. 529 00:34:09,394 --> 00:34:12,767 Hi. I'm really excited to meet you. 530 00:34:12,769 --> 00:34:16,212 I've seen you dance in that video, like, a hundred times. 531 00:34:16,214 --> 00:34:19,446 - Really? - Oh, yeah, yeah. I love your confidence. 532 00:34:19,479 --> 00:34:22,019 Well, Jesus fucking Christ, you've got to be one of the most 533 00:34:22,021 --> 00:34:23,766 beautiful creatures I've ever seen. 534 00:34:23,768 --> 00:34:25,141 I don't... 535 00:34:25,142 --> 00:34:26,571 I don't know about that, but... 536 00:34:26,573 --> 00:34:29,165 No, I'm serious. I'm... I'm not even joshing you. 537 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,220 I mean... Jesus. 538 00:34:30,222 --> 00:34:32,259 But, uh, I am gonna warn you. 539 00:34:32,261 --> 00:34:33,626 Uh... 540 00:34:33,628 --> 00:34:36,015 I'm kind of... I'm kind of an odd duck. 541 00:34:39,354 --> 00:34:42,437 I mean, I'm serious. I got some extreme kinks. 542 00:34:42,687 --> 00:34:45,686 - Okay. - But, uh, I'm real gentle. 543 00:34:45,688 --> 00:34:48,102 - You wanna see something? - Sure. 544 00:34:48,104 --> 00:34:50,813 - It's kind of embarrassing. - Why? 545 00:35:00,582 --> 00:35:02,721 - Well, hat are you laughing at? - Oh, no... 546 00:35:02,723 --> 00:35:04,643 Have you ever seen a penis this small before? 547 00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:07,307 Oh, my God. No, no, no. It-it's not small. It's not small. 548 00:35:07,309 --> 00:35:10,096 - Don't lie to me. - I... I-I'm not lying. 549 00:35:10,098 --> 00:35:12,674 - I'm not lying. - Tell me that you'd never fuck me. 550 00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:15,065 Wait. What? 551 00:35:15,418 --> 00:35:17,917 Tell me that you'd never fuck me. 552 00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,112 - Uh... - That I'm a pathetic loser. 553 00:35:20,114 --> 00:35:22,885 And I could never satisfy some beautiful princess like you. 554 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:25,065 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 555 00:35:25,067 --> 00:35:27,174 - Ooh! - Come on, tell me you'd never fuck me. 556 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:29,392 I-I... I-I wouldn't. 557 00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:32,815 I really wouldn't. 558 00:35:32,817 --> 00:35:35,534 - Tell me I'm a loser. - Are you crying? 559 00:35:35,536 --> 00:35:38,182 Tell me I'm a pathetic loser with a baby dick. 560 00:35:41,082 --> 00:35:43,370 - Yeah, keep making fun of me. - Wait. 561 00:35:43,372 --> 00:35:46,440 - You want me to make fun of you? - Oh, yes, KittenKween. 562 00:35:46,442 --> 00:35:48,149 Come on. It turns me on. 563 00:35:51,726 --> 00:35:55,041 I mean, I mean, your dick is, like, really, really small. 564 00:35:55,043 --> 00:35:57,088 - How small is it? - Like, medically small. 565 00:35:57,090 --> 00:36:00,047 Like, really tiny, and I can barely see it. 566 00:36:00,351 --> 00:36:02,336 I know. I'm pathetic. 567 00:36:02,338 --> 00:36:04,414 And no woman would ever fuck you, because you're a big, 568 00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:06,580 disgusting piece of shit! 569 00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,015 I am! I am! 570 00:36:09,504 --> 00:36:11,586 Keep laughing at me! Keep laughing at me! 571 00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:13,073 - Tell me to stop touching it. - Please stop touching it. 572 00:36:13,075 --> 00:36:16,299 You're literally gonna make me throw up. 573 00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:18,800 - Stop it! - Okay, okay. Okay, I'm sorry. 574 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:21,328 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, KittenKween. I'm sorry. 575 00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:24,432 So you... so you'd do anything I tell you? 576 00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:27,502 - KittenKween, I'd do anything you want. - Why? 577 00:36:27,504 --> 00:36:30,713 Because you're big, and beautiful, and powerful, and... 578 00:36:30,715 --> 00:36:32,591 I want you to take complete control of me. 579 00:36:32,593 --> 00:36:35,092 I want you to tell me... 580 00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:38,341 when I can come, and when I can't come. 581 00:36:38,342 --> 00:36:40,758 And I want you to punish me when I cheat. 582 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,717 Punish you, like, how? 583 00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:44,925 I want you to fine me. 584 00:36:44,926 --> 00:36:47,341 - Wait. Like, like, money? - Yeah. 585 00:36:47,342 --> 00:36:49,682 I wanna be your cash pig. 586 00:36:50,963 --> 00:36:54,627 Rue: But Kat didn't actually, like, believe him. 587 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:58,141 Until... three days later when she got a message. 588 00:36:58,143 --> 00:37:00,360 Cassie: I wanna look cute, but not eager. 589 00:37:00,362 --> 00:37:02,516 - Maddy: Then don't wear that top. - _ 590 00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:06,010 - Cassie: This? I thought it looked good. - _ 591 00:37:06,012 --> 00:37:08,054 I don't really know if I like this body suit, though. 592 00:37:08,056 --> 00:37:10,674 _ 593 00:37:10,675 --> 00:37:12,675 _ 594 00:37:12,676 --> 00:37:14,165 _ 595 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:16,258 Rue: And within minutes, 596 00:37:16,259 --> 00:37:18,729 $100 in Bitcoin was transferred to her. 597 00:37:18,731 --> 00:37:21,549 Lexi: What are you looking at? 598 00:37:22,504 --> 00:37:25,508 Kat: Nothing. Just this, um, article. 599 00:37:26,605 --> 00:37:27,549 About what? 600 00:37:28,595 --> 00:37:32,202 Um... you know, like, uh... the Holocaust. 601 00:37:32,204 --> 00:37:34,246 Oh. Cool. 602 00:37:35,551 --> 00:37:38,385 - Love that. - Like, perf. 603 00:37:39,762 --> 00:37:41,758 - Cassie: Lex? - It's cute. 604 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:45,343 I wish I had your collar bones. 605 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:50,416 I'm putting a lot of trust into you. 606 00:37:50,418 --> 00:37:53,384 - Yeah, Cassie, don't get pregnant. - That's not funny, Kat. 607 00:37:54,192 --> 00:37:56,757 But don't you dare get pregnant. 608 00:37:56,759 --> 00:37:58,550 Relax, Mom. He has a roommate. 609 00:37:58,551 --> 00:38:01,592 I want you to keep your phone on throughout the night. 610 00:38:01,593 --> 00:38:03,800 You send me a photo when you get back to the dorm 611 00:38:03,801 --> 00:38:07,425 - with a clock in it. - Like a ransom photo? 612 00:38:07,426 --> 00:38:10,425 - I hate you. - Well, I love you. 613 00:38:10,426 --> 00:38:12,426 I love you, too. 614 00:38:14,217 --> 00:38:16,426 Suze: Have fun, baby girl. 615 00:38:19,467 --> 00:38:22,092 No funny business, Christopher! 616 00:38:22,093 --> 00:38:25,718 - McKay: Yeah, no, I promise. - Yeah, just be a gentleman. 617 00:38:28,634 --> 00:38:30,934 And don't you dare get pregnant. 618 00:38:44,301 --> 00:38:46,800 That was amazing. 619 00:38:46,801 --> 00:38:48,341 I know. 620 00:39:00,192 --> 00:39:01,556 _ 621 00:39:26,843 --> 00:39:28,843 Oh, my God. Fuck. 622 00:39:32,093 --> 00:39:34,466 Maddy: Hey, my mom called. I got to go. 623 00:39:34,467 --> 00:39:37,551 - Nate: Okay, I love you. Bye. - Maddy: Love you, too. 624 00:39:55,154 --> 00:39:56,918 - Out of my way, dick. - Okay, bitch. 625 00:40:00,123 --> 00:40:02,373 This is, like, the craziest party I've ever been to. 626 00:40:03,135 --> 00:40:05,550 I just want to make it through initiation. 627 00:40:05,551 --> 00:40:06,395 You will. 628 00:40:13,131 --> 00:40:14,590 Kill the fucking music! 629 00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:17,713 Kill the fucking music! 630 00:40:18,051 --> 00:40:20,758 All right, listen up, bitches! 631 00:40:20,759 --> 00:40:23,010 We got some fresh meat up in here. 632 00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:25,508 I want all your pledgie faggots up against the wall! 633 00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:30,717 - Guy 1: Don't lose, bitch! - Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch! Drink this shit! 634 00:40:30,718 --> 00:40:33,800 - Woo! - Last one to finish gets stripped naked. 635 00:40:38,885 --> 00:40:40,217 Go, McKay! 636 00:40:42,301 --> 00:40:43,759 Woo! 637 00:40:45,926 --> 00:40:49,551 Yeah! Yeah! Woo! 638 00:40:56,759 --> 00:40:58,426 Woo! 639 00:40:58,926 --> 00:41:00,508 Yo! Strip that faggot! 640 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:10,842 Is it still alive? 641 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,925 Of course it's still fucking alive. 642 00:41:12,926 --> 00:41:14,074 Fuck that, dude. 643 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,395 I don't know, dude. 644 00:41:28,561 --> 00:41:30,442 Follow my lead. 645 00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:31,934 Crowd: Oh! 646 00:41:33,972 --> 00:41:38,347 Chapter President: McKay brought the baddest bitch in the fucking game, yo! 647 00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:13,758 _ 648 00:42:27,194 --> 00:42:30,069 Rue: This is so depressing. 649 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,035 _ 650 00:42:40,036 --> 00:42:42,036 _ 651 00:42:44,325 --> 00:42:46,325 _ 652 00:42:53,968 --> 00:42:56,668 - What's up? - What's up, Kat? 653 00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:02,548 What? 654 00:43:04,022 --> 00:43:06,022 - Kat: Hey. - Ashtray: What's up? 655 00:43:10,496 --> 00:43:13,371 - Mm... received. All right. - _ 656 00:43:17,885 --> 00:43:21,371 Twenty, 40, 60, 80, 100. 657 00:43:21,373 --> 00:43:24,205 Twenty, 40, and 60. 658 00:43:24,551 --> 00:43:26,425 One-sixty? 659 00:43:26,426 --> 00:43:28,675 Twenty percent banking fee. 660 00:43:28,676 --> 00:43:30,217 Fine. 661 00:43:31,217 --> 00:43:34,332 Ashtray: Pleasure doing business with you. 662 00:43:37,342 --> 00:43:40,134 Do you think people are, like, 100 percent straight? 663 00:43:40,135 --> 00:43:42,258 Like, 100 percent gay? 664 00:43:42,259 --> 00:43:44,842 No, 'cause obviously there's, like, 665 00:43:44,843 --> 00:43:47,300 bi people, asexual, pan... 666 00:43:47,301 --> 00:43:51,925 - Sexuality is, like, a spectrum, you know? - Yeah. Totally. 667 00:43:51,926 --> 00:43:54,426 - Why? - I don't know. 668 00:43:57,718 --> 00:44:01,383 Do you think straight guys ever, like, watch gay porn? 669 00:44:01,384 --> 00:44:03,758 Not if they're a hundred percent straight. 670 00:44:03,759 --> 00:44:05,383 You just said it's a spectrum. 671 00:44:05,384 --> 00:44:08,634 Yeah, on either side of the spectrum is gay and straight. 672 00:44:09,051 --> 00:44:11,258 I fucking hate this. 673 00:44:11,259 --> 00:44:16,466 - Is this about Nate? - No. He's, like, super straight. 674 00:44:16,467 --> 00:44:18,884 - Is it about your dad? - No. 675 00:44:18,885 --> 00:44:21,770 - That would explain why they're fighting. - It's not about any guy that I know. 676 00:44:22,801 --> 00:44:25,466 Look, all I know is that most guys are, like, 677 00:44:25,467 --> 00:44:27,925 weird, gross, and fucking pathetic. 678 00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:29,800 Okay, look, if I tell you something, 679 00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:33,216 you swear on your fucking life you won't say a word? 680 00:44:33,217 --> 00:44:35,135 Yeah. 681 00:44:42,467 --> 00:44:43,801 Hey. 682 00:44:44,676 --> 00:44:46,301 You're home. 683 00:44:47,010 --> 00:44:48,968 Thanks for the weekend. 684 00:44:54,285 --> 00:44:55,832 I love you. 685 00:44:56,551 --> 00:44:58,027 I love you more. 686 00:45:08,204 --> 00:45:09,370 Yo! 687 00:45:09,551 --> 00:45:11,216 - Sorry, we're about to close. - _ 688 00:45:11,217 --> 00:45:13,675 Oh, just... I want to try a few things on. 689 00:45:13,676 --> 00:45:16,309 Okay. Be quick. 690 00:45:33,886 --> 00:45:35,218 Kat: Hey. 691 00:45:36,232 --> 00:45:39,273 Um, can I ask your opinion on something? 692 00:45:39,275 --> 00:45:40,504 Man: Yeah, sure. 693 00:45:43,634 --> 00:45:45,371 Kat: How does this look? 694 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,387 Yo! 695 00:45:59,051 --> 00:46:01,113 You hear me? I said we're about to close. 696 00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:04,800 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Um... 697 00:46:04,801 --> 00:46:07,758 - I just wanted to buy these. - Cool. 698 00:46:07,985 --> 00:46:09,652 You live around here? 699 00:46:10,217 --> 00:46:12,550 - No, no. - No, word. 700 00:46:12,551 --> 00:46:14,466 This place sucks. 701 00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:15,885 Yeah. 702 00:46:17,301 --> 00:46:18,801 I'll ring you up. 703 00:46:20,176 --> 00:46:21,621 Okay. 704 00:47:16,857 --> 00:47:18,689 Ethan: Ooh. You look different. 705 00:47:18,691 --> 00:47:21,273 What? 706 00:47:21,275 --> 00:47:23,358 You look different. 707 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,567 I changed. 708 00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:36,176 Jules: Rue! 709 00:47:37,634 --> 00:47:40,520 - Rue: Hey. - Guess what? 710 00:47:40,522 --> 00:47:42,438 Rue: What? 711 00:47:42,551 --> 00:47:44,800 Okay, well, actually, first, 712 00:47:44,801 --> 00:47:48,717 you are the best soft-core pornographer in the game. 713 00:47:48,718 --> 00:47:50,675 So thank you. 714 00:47:50,676 --> 00:47:53,633 And second... Tyler wants to meet. 715 00:47:53,634 --> 00:47:56,341 - Like, for real? - Yeah. 716 00:47:56,342 --> 00:47:57,925 - In, like, person? - Yeah. 717 00:47:57,926 --> 00:47:59,300 - That's cool. - Yeah. 718 00:47:59,301 --> 00:48:00,300 Where? 719 00:48:00,301 --> 00:48:02,508 - The lake. - When? 720 00:48:02,509 --> 00:48:04,843 On Saturday, after the carnival. 721 00:48:05,509 --> 00:48:07,842 Like at... at night? 722 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,551 Of course. Yeah. 723 00:48:10,342 --> 00:48:13,692 That doesn't... seem, like, a little weird? 724 00:48:14,754 --> 00:48:17,924 No. Sis, you watch way too much Dateline. 725 00:48:17,926 --> 00:48:20,634 Relax, like, he's our age. It's fine. 726 00:48:21,843 --> 00:48:24,466 Jules, you don't think that maybe... 727 00:48:24,467 --> 00:48:29,050 you should like meet him at the carnival, like, in public? 728 00:48:29,051 --> 00:48:32,009 I mean, we can't, like... 729 00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:35,800 He's a jock. His mom is super conservative. 730 00:48:35,801 --> 00:48:37,592 It's, like, a tough situation. It doesn't work. 731 00:48:37,593 --> 00:48:40,216 Honestly, Jules, I don't really care about the situation, 732 00:48:40,217 --> 00:48:42,341 because it just doesn't seem safe. 733 00:48:42,342 --> 00:48:45,134 I've been in situations that are way less safe. Like... 734 00:48:45,135 --> 00:48:47,092 Okay, but that's not really the point, right? 735 00:48:47,093 --> 00:48:49,342 The point is, it's dangerous. 736 00:48:50,593 --> 00:48:54,050 Rue, this is the difference between, like, you and me. Like... 737 00:48:54,051 --> 00:48:55,884 I don't always get the privilege of meeting people 738 00:48:55,885 --> 00:48:57,466 in front of a fucking audience or something. Like... 739 00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,175 Like, people here know I'm trans... 740 00:48:59,176 --> 00:49:01,216 That doesn't mean that you have to meet this dude 741 00:49:01,217 --> 00:49:03,925 at, like, a fucking deserted lake in the middle of nowhere. 742 00:49:03,926 --> 00:49:05,819 Okay? It seems insane. 743 00:49:07,301 --> 00:49:10,983 Out of everyone in the world, I wanted to tell you. 744 00:49:11,968 --> 00:49:14,115 'Cause I thought you'd be happy. 745 00:49:14,926 --> 00:49:16,634 But fuck it. 746 00:49:40,883 --> 00:49:44,256 _ 747 00:49:44,257 --> 00:49:46,257 _ 748 00:49:48,094 --> 00:49:50,094 _ 749 00:49:50,594 --> 00:49:52,594 _ 750 00:50:08,551 --> 00:50:11,300 - Hey, Rue. - Hey, um, is Jules here? 751 00:50:11,301 --> 00:50:13,550 - Yeah, she's upstairs. - Can I, um... 752 00:50:13,551 --> 00:50:15,717 - Of course. Come on. - Okay. 753 00:50:15,718 --> 00:50:18,550 David: Jules, Rue's here! 754 00:50:30,850 --> 00:50:33,099 Hey. Um... 755 00:50:34,144 --> 00:50:36,061 I don't want to fight with you. 756 00:50:36,926 --> 00:50:39,801 I don't want to fight with you, either. 757 00:50:41,093 --> 00:50:43,968 Um... 758 00:50:45,968 --> 00:50:49,216 You have to understand that I just want you to be safe, okay? 759 00:50:49,217 --> 00:50:52,334 I just, I don't want anything bad to happen to you. 760 00:50:55,404 --> 00:50:57,717 And, you know, you just can't be mad at me 761 00:50:57,718 --> 00:50:59,009 for wanting you to be okay. 762 00:50:59,010 --> 00:51:02,466 You can say I'm being anxious, you know? 763 00:51:02,467 --> 00:51:06,508 Just... It hurts my heart too much. 764 00:51:06,509 --> 00:51:07,675 And... 765 00:51:07,676 --> 00:51:10,884 - It just, I... - I'm not mad at you. 766 00:51:10,885 --> 00:51:13,383 You're the best thing that's happened to me in a really long time, 767 00:51:13,384 --> 00:51:15,383 and I just... I-I just don't want... 768 00:51:15,384 --> 00:51:18,842 anything bad to happen, so, just, please don't be mad at me. Okay, Jules? 769 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:21,216 - Just don't be mad. - I'm sorry. 770 00:51:24,217 --> 00:51:25,426 I get it. 771 00:51:26,676 --> 00:51:28,217 I love you. 772 00:51:28,869 --> 00:51:30,577 I really do. 773 00:51:31,426 --> 00:51:34,006 I love you, too. 774 00:51:43,051 --> 00:51:45,508 You're a mess, you know that? 775 00:51:45,509 --> 00:51:47,384 So are you. 776 00:51:52,718 --> 00:51:55,926 I hate everyone else in the world but you. 777 00:52:07,551 --> 00:52:10,426 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I should go. 778 00:52:12,326 --> 00:52:13,952 Fuck! 779 00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:28,300 - Who is it? - Rue: It's me. Open the door. 780 00:52:28,301 --> 00:52:30,135 Fuck. 781 00:52:32,509 --> 00:52:35,092 Not today, Rue. I'm sorry. 782 00:52:35,843 --> 00:52:39,383 - Come on, man. Don't be a dick. - Nah, I'm serious. 783 00:52:39,384 --> 00:52:40,725 You can't come in. 784 00:52:41,509 --> 00:52:44,758 Look, man, all I... All I need is just, like, a few OCs. 785 00:52:44,759 --> 00:52:46,425 - That's all. - Sorry, I can't help you. 786 00:52:46,426 --> 00:52:49,675 Fez? Fez, I've had a really fucked up day, all right? 787 00:52:49,676 --> 00:52:51,800 Look, it's been a really, really fucked up day, okay? 788 00:52:51,801 --> 00:52:53,717 So I need you to open the door for me, okay? 789 00:52:53,718 --> 00:52:57,301 - Can you open the door, please? - I'm not gonna help you kill yourself, Rue. 790 00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:04,092 I'm sorry, but, you can't be coming over here no more. 791 00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:06,508 - Just go home. - Don't... Fez! 792 00:53:06,509 --> 00:53:08,800 Don't close the... Fuck! 793 00:53:08,801 --> 00:53:11,967 Fez, open the fucking door, please? 794 00:53:11,968 --> 00:53:14,467 I'm begging you just to open the door. 795 00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:18,466 Fez! You're full of shit, man. 796 00:53:18,467 --> 00:53:21,466 You know you make your living off of selling drugs to teenagers. 797 00:53:21,467 --> 00:53:24,326 And now all of a sudden, you want to have a fucking moral high ground? 798 00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:28,466 You're a fucking dropout drug dealer. You know that? 799 00:53:28,467 --> 00:53:30,258 You're a fucking dropout drug dealer 800 00:53:30,259 --> 00:53:33,135 with seven functioning fucking brain cells. 801 00:53:34,135 --> 00:53:36,551 Open the door! 802 00:53:37,342 --> 00:53:39,092 Fuck you! 803 00:53:39,093 --> 00:53:41,383 Fuck you, Fez. Okay? 804 00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,675 Are you doing this because you care about me? 805 00:53:43,676 --> 00:53:46,466 If you gave a shit about me, you wouldn't have sold me 806 00:53:46,467 --> 00:53:48,884 the fucking drugs in the first place! 807 00:53:48,885 --> 00:53:52,134 But you did! You fucking did! 808 00:53:52,135 --> 00:53:54,758 So open the goddamned door! 809 00:53:54,759 --> 00:53:56,175 Open the door! 810 00:53:56,176 --> 00:53:58,508 - I can't do it, Rue. I'm sorry. - Open the door! 811 00:53:58,509 --> 00:54:01,217 Open the door! Open the door! 812 00:54:03,051 --> 00:54:04,718 Open the door. 813 00:54:07,801 --> 00:54:10,383 You did this to me! 814 00:54:10,384 --> 00:54:13,787 You fucking... You did this to me, Fez. 815 00:54:15,384 --> 00:54:18,216 You fucking ruined my life! 816 00:54:18,217 --> 00:54:22,154 The least you could do is open the goddamned door and fix it! 817 00:54:23,022 --> 00:54:26,216 I'm fucking serious. I'm so fucking serious. 818 00:54:26,217 --> 00:54:30,300 If you don't open this door right now, I swear to God, 819 00:54:30,301 --> 00:54:33,885 I will hate you, till the day I fucking die. 820 00:54:36,759 --> 00:54:38,508 I'm sorry. 821 00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:43,301 You fucking did this to me! 822 00:54:44,176 --> 00:54:46,925 Open the fucking door. 823 00:54:46,926 --> 00:54:48,967 Open the door, Fez! 824 00:54:48,968 --> 00:54:50,592 Come on, man! 825 00:54:50,593 --> 00:54:52,865 That is so fucked up! 826 00:55:26,028 --> 00:55:28,967 Hey, um... is this Ali? 827 00:55:29,822 --> 00:55:32,904 Uh, this is Rue. 828 00:55:32,906 --> 00:55:35,530 I was just calling to see if maybe you 829 00:55:35,532 --> 00:55:39,073 still wanted to get pancakes or something? 830 00:55:40,138 --> 00:55:44,221 sync and correction by solfieri www.MY-SUBS.com