IAIN STIRLING: Previously... on Love Island...
# You can ring my bell... #
Can I show you something quickly? What?
# Ring my bell... # ..romance was in the air...
# Ring-aling-aling... # ..but things turned sour.
I don't really find you attractive, like.
Oh, don't get upset. SHE SOBS
You are in it for yourself, as well. Yeah.
Well, I'm just pissed off.
I'm gonna go to The Hideaway. Ciaran needs a taste of his own medicine.
It's spiteful, isn't it? Yeah. And it's petty.
Well, I do fancy you. Go on, give us a dance, then.
I think that's massively out of order.
Like this? # Ring-aling-aling... #
And a hot new bombshell... GIRLS SCREAM
..raised the stakes. That it. No, that's enough.
WHISPERS:See you later. Who is that?
Oh, my goodness. # Ring it, ring it. #
ECHOES: Tonight... It's about to get really sticky.
..heads are turning... I'm very much open.
Don't cry. Baby.
She is my type. ..as the villa...
I just feel so guilty. ..goes into a spin.
This is more than rugby boys are like. I'm actually fuming!
# Come alive I'm electric... #
The boys have all been blindfolded,
and I'm not saying Joey Essex isn't the sharpest tool in the box,
but this is exactly how Joey wore his mask
for the entire first year of COVID.
Meanwhile, bombshell Uma has sneaked in
and taken Ayo off to the Hideaway retreat.
# I'm alive, I'm electric I'm electric, I'm electric... #
Who is this? Is it Ronnie? Mate, I was gone.
Ayo? HE GASPS
What, has she took him? Mate, what is happening here?
Wait, boys, boys, boys.Boys. Go on. Listen. Joey, what are you saying?
Wait, when that girl kissed me, she whispered in my ear, yeah...
"I'll see you later." Oh-ho-ho-oh! That's what she said.
Oh. Careful. You good? Yes.
Oh, this is... Oh! SHE GIGGLES
You've got me falling, boy. LAUGHTER
This is... Look at this. This is unreal.
We need to pop this open for you. This is exactly what I wanted.
How are you... Oh, my God! ..doing? I'm really good.
You're gorgeous. Where are you from? Nigeria and Australia.
Where are you from? Erm, I'm Nigerian...
SHE GASPS Chin-chin.
..and I was born and raised in England. Yoruba? Yeah, Yoruba.
You? God bless you. Yoruba, as well.
How have you found it for the first couple of days?
I find it unreal, the experience is crazy.
What?What's happening? Come on? HE CHUCKLES
That was a good little kiss, though, innit?
What? What? What? She's taller than you.
Who was she?Oh, she's fit. Oh, she's beautiful.
Yeah, she is gorgeous. She's gorgeous. Yeah. Mm, yeah.
Well, she better not get used to it. Sick.
So, where... So, where did they go? The Hideaway. The Hideaway.
Why are you getting the hump?
I've been... I've been honest with you.
LAUGHING: You look like you've got the hump.
Don't be... Don't-Don't be fuming.
I couldn't help it, could I? I had a blindfold on.
What do you want me to do? Do you know what I mean?
HE CHUCKLES If anything,
I actually done quite well. Yeah, you did do quite...
I did... I did very well. Do you know what I mean?
A girl come up to me - I was blindfolded -
kissed me and told me she'd see me later.
That's not bad... That's not bad. Yeah, but...
It could have gone worse. Mm.
Do you know what I mean? All right.
Could have been worse.
I like your shirt... Thank you so much. Thank you.
..and your jeans, and your shoes, and your face. Thank you, thank you.
I'm doing my best. SHE GIGGLES
No, you've come in looking... so edible. This is just... Edible?!
It's OK. It's really OK. It's OK. It's a good thing, no? Yeah.
Like, what was it, apart from the look? Erm, I don't know.
So, I like your style. OK.
You're obviously really, really good looking. I try, yeah.
And I don't know, you're tall, I'm just intrigued by you. OK.
I'm intrigued. When I saw you, I was, like, "Hmm!"
"I want that one." "That's the one. That's the one, guys."
"Can I get that, please." Yeah. That-That's why. You know?
OK, so, tell me some things about yourself.
I'm interested in A... # Ayo. # There you go.
People just get my name wrong when they say that.
What do they say? "AO." How do you pronounce it?
"Ah-yo." So, I'm here saying "AO" the whole time,
you didn't wanna correct me? I don't know...
I thought you were Nigerian. I am. Yeah?
Oh, my... LAUGHTER
Oh, my God, I mean, I'm supposed to know.
I'm sorry. Yeah, possibly, maybe. Ayo. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Ayo. It's OK, it's not your fault. Mm.
Hey.Hey. That's why... I thought I'd come see you.
Guys, don't make a big deal, it's fine.
Obviously, we love you. Yeah.
I just don't want attention brought to me. Yeah, yeah.
That's why I thought I'd just come and sit round and see you quick.
Mm. But, you all good?
What did she say? Eugh.
The thing is, I'm crying. I don't wanna cry, cos is not that deep.
Don't cry, man.I just don't people, like, bringing the attention to it,
do you know what I mean? No, no, look,
that's why I thought I'd come and see you.
Do you wanna go up there? Out of the way of people?Yeah.
Yeah? Come.Cos it's actually... it's not that deep.
Ayo is hot property at the moment,
but I think it's just the way he carries himself.
And obviously, he's a very, very good-looking guy.
I think, today we've gotten a bit closer,
and I can kinda feel myself, like...
maybe getting a little bit of feels there.
So, the timing was just very frustrating.
BOTH:Mimii. Come for a little convo with the girls. Yeah, don't...
I just don't want anyone to make a big deal.
ALL:Yeah. That's what makes me... Do you know what I mean?
It's not... It's not that deep, it's just... Come on, then, now.
Do you know what I mean? I don't like...
Where should we go? Daybeds? Daybeds, come on.
Just cos I don't like... I don't like attention to, like...
Cos you know when people ask you, "Are you OK? Are you OK?" Yeah.
And then, suddenly, you are crying. That's the vibe. Of course.
Erm, I mean, I think there's gonna be
an interesting conversation going on inside there. Mm.
Do you know what? He's such a respectful guy,
he's gonna probably say that he has got a connection
with someone in here, I think. Yes. That's why I didn't want anyone
being, like, "Oh..." No. Making a fool out of her.
Do you know what I mean? Like, "Guys..." Yeah.
And I literally said to him earlier, "Get... Talk to people."
But I feel like it was just the shock. She is fit, isn't she?
She is. Yeah, I know, she's... she's pretty.
Tell me, what's been going on... in the vils?
So, erm... I'll keep it real with you... Mm-hm.
..I've been getting on - there's a girl called Mimii in here.
So, what do you think? You're, like, open, or you're not open?
I'm open. Mm-hm. Like, I told her,
"Like, whatever happens, like, I'll just communicate it with you
"if I see someone I like, or whatever the case may be,
"we'll talk about it." So, what are you thinking now?
HE STUMBLES Don't ask me that question.
Just let me... All right, just answer.
..think and breathe. Huh?
Just let you think and breathe! Nah, I really like this.
Do you? This is nuts.
Really? Crazy.
Oh, my God. But yeah, you're set menu for me, like...
Set menu? Yeah.
So, starter, main... THEY LAUGH
The whole lot. Starter, main and dessert, yeah?
Yes, that is all you. Really? Yeah, that's crazy.
Is there anyone else - question - that you in here, like...?
It's too soon to put all my cards on the table. Yes.
Erm... So, thank you so much. I enjoyed chatting with you.
Now you can go and fetch me Joey. Lovely. Aw, nice to meet you.
The whole time I've been here, I've been very transparent,
keeping my options open, talking to anyone.
Obviously, I'm coupled up with Samantha.
I'm really, really trying my best here to not dive in deep.
And look, I think it's still happening.
Yeah. Why am I the one getting stick?
Joey, you've done nothing wrong, by the way.
But I'm the only one getting stick. They're just fuming
cos, like, we're lined up, getting snogged, and they're not.
They're gonna be a bit threatened that someone else had come in,
you know what I mean? Mixes things up a bit.
Yeah, mate, they're, like, rattled. Yeah. Massively rattled.
Who do they actually think they are? Listen to what he's saying.
Do you think that's a bit of an eye-opener, though? Yeah.
Of what, if it's like this now, what it could be like
in a week in here, you know what I mean?
I'm not trying to have a word in your head or anything.
You do what you want to do. I know. I feel like I'm gonna have to...
Well, I'll just have to say to her, like, "You can't...
"You can't do that, cos otherwise, we ain't gonna..."
This is me being honest now.
I'm gonna have a chat with her and say, "Look, by the way,
"just letting you know, if that's carrying on
"the way you're going, then we ain't gonna progress."
I think Joey just said he needs to pull her
and say it's not gonna progress. Ugh.
I don't want to be closed off around her, do you know what I mean?
And that's the... Now, like... Come this far.
You'll be heading out there. I think you're a lot tougher now, bro.
No, mate. Come on, bruv.
Could you earwig what they were saying? Mm-hm.
What were they saying?
Ciaran and Joey, I don't know if they were talking about both of you.
Me and you, the way we reacted. Shouting on the balcony, like...
Like, the situation, it's turned up. LAUGHTER
Ta-ra, hen, then. Ta-ra. Not hanging around with someone like that.
Like, it's a joke. I'm having a laugh.
Oh, he's coming, he's coming. Guys, chill, chill, chill.
Sorry, sorry.
Oi! Oh, there he is! What you are looking at Joey for?
What are you saying? Why are you shaking like that?
Joey, you're up next, brother. What?
Just go to the Hideaway, bro. And we'll catch you in a bit.
Brother, before you say anything, we've got Mimii, yeah? Huh?
Mimii. What about her?
Had a little cry. No, really?
Yeah, bruv.Do you want to talk to her first, before you talk to us?
Yeah. Where is she? I'd go and speak to her first.
Where is she? On the bed.
Embarrassing.
SHE LAUGHS Yo!
Hello. Yo. How are you? I'm good. Are you OK?
How are you? I'm good, thank you.
Do you want some... What's your name?
Uma. Oh, yeah, let's do names. Nice to meet you.
Lovely to meet you. Mwah. Mwah. So, how are you?
Your name's Uma, yeah? It is. You like the name?
Joey. It's a lovely name. Lovely name? Yeah.
Oh, I'm glad you think so. You popped this, yeah?
This is for you. Yeah, it's been popped, unfortunately. Sorry.
Nice. It's all right, no problem.
So, how are you finding it? Good.
You smell lovely. Thank you. You smell good, too.
Do I? You smell nice. You smell reem.
I smell reem? Oh, I love that. Yeah, you do, actually, yeah.
Can I grab you, darling? Yeah. Ah! Hello.
Where do you want to go? Anywhere.
You all right? That was intense, innit?
Intense? Understatement. Just dramatic, for one reason.
You didn't even know what to do. You didn't know what to do!
I don't know what to do. I didn't have a clue.
I didn't get it. I didn't understand.
It was a bit mental, innit.
What's going through your head? Erm... I wanna know the tea.
What tea? I wanna know the tea. How was your chat?
I dunno, I'm still in a bit of shock about the whole situation.
But what are you thinking? What's going through your head?
I just want to know what you're thinking. Me?
Yeah, like, how was your chat? Nothing much. I told you earlier,
as I told you before, I'll tell you how I'm feeling,
or what's going on in my head. Of course. She is gorgeous.
So, like, I just feel like I'm not here and telling you
that I'm done chatting to you, I'm done pulling you and that's it.
So, that's not... I don't want you to get anything false
in your head about it. This is the thing as well.
Like, when it happened, yeah, sure. I just don't want people
making a fuss out of it, do you know what I mean? Yeah.
If I was you, I wouldn't be stressed,
because if I'm feeling a way... You'd tell me.
I'm telling you, instead of keeping you in the dark about it
and lying to you, or, like, leading you on or doing any of that.
That's not what I want to do. Cool.
So, give me a hug. Thank you for coming to me.
No, of course. You still look amazing, by the way.
It was nice for Ayo to come over and reassure me
after his talk with the bombshell.
I'm kind of waiting to see what happens,
cos in my head, I think that's probably someone that's his type.
I'm not one to, like, get jealous.
It's more so I went to see how he handles that type of heat.
What brings you to Love Island?
Well, obviously, it's a fine line, but I've never had a boyfriend,
so I think it's about time. What? You're, like, gorgeous.
Thank you. That's really sweet. So, why have you not...?
You've got lovely eyes. Thank you. You've got lovely... lips.
SHE LAUGHS I just kissed everyone!
Who was the best kisser?I don't even remember what just happened.
I was lost. I mean, you sort of was a bit...
No, you was going away from me.
You come in for the kiss, I was blindfolded.I was trying!
Was you? Yes! Oh.
And you was, like, pulling away. I was like,
"All right, then, I guess I'll... leave that one."
You just whispered in my ear, didn't you?
Yeah. I said, "See you later."
You did, didn't you? That was quite sexy, though.
So, what's your sitch? Erm... So, basically,
I picked Samantha, but she knows that I am keeping my options open,
and getting to know other girls. OK.
I'm very much, like, open to get to know anyone.That's good.
I think it's good to be like that at this point.
I would obviously like to get to know you.OK.
Not sure if she's massively open and happy about that, but...
Oh, right, OK. But... She'll be all right.
You guys are on the same page with that, or what?
Yeah, yeah, she knows anyway, but I don't understand
why she's getting so upset. See, that's the thing.
I'm not, like, cuddling her in bed, I'm not holding her hands,
things like that, so, yeah. Mm-hm.
I've kissed her, but I don't want to...
I don't want to upset her any more.
Maybe she's crushing on you. Maybe she's crushing on you hard.
I'm not surprised, you know what I mean?
That was a vain comment to make! Just saying, yeah.
Personality wise, looks wise, what's your...
like, what are you looking for?
I'm going after, like, more personality, really.Yeah.
I'm actually looking for that future wife, you know what I mean?
A spouse. Not just a side ting.
Not just a side ting? Nah.
So you got some side tings? Nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah (!) Nah, no side tings.
You are charming. You're very lovely. Really?
You're funny, you're making me laugh.
You're very nice as well, though. Oh, thank you.
It was a lovely date. Chin-chin! Yeah, chin-chin.
# This is for my exes Who don't get it. #
IAIN STIRLING: Uma's in the Hideaway retreat with Joey,
and Samantha's not happy.
I got into trouble with my other half years ago
for kissing a stranger while I was blindfolded.
No, wait, I wasn't blindfolded, I was blind drunk!
I know where you're coming from, but I think that girl might...
Obviously, she doesn't realise it's all a joke, though.
She knows what she's coming into. SHE SCOFFS
What did she expect? Like, obviously,
she hasn't said this to you, cos you haven't even spoken to her,
so how would you even know that? But she's coming in,
and there's a group of girls on the terrace,
we're gonna be saying stuff, we're not gonna sit there like that.
AYO LAUGHS With a sign for her, maybe.
Going, "Welcome." Know what I mean? It's called a bit of bants,
a bit of jokes. And, like, Ciaran, like, you just said that then,
you haven't spoken to her, so how do you know that? Like...
I'm just saying that could be possible, though.
Yeah, I know, but... I didn't accuse you,
saying, like, you've made her feel uncomfortable, have I?
Is this gonna, like, change anything for you, going forward?No.
What I'm arsed about now, yeah, is being spoken about behind my back.
Who made comments about you behind your back?
Them. The girls have just... What?!
Jess, has the girls not just told me that yous were making comments?
I haven't spoken to any girls. She only mentioned Joey, but...
They were earwigging. Yous were sat there and the girls were sat there,
and they heard comments. When we were sat in there?
Was it not banter, though? We was talking about what happened,
and I said what I just said to you. I know. That's what I'm saying.
I said it to you, so how am I slagging you all off?
This is before we spoke to you. Fucking hell. Now I've told you.
No, but now, I've just said that's what's got my back up,
is, like, the fact it's going on, saying this and saying that.
It was all banter, though, innit? It's banter. It's banter.
Yeah. Sweet as.
I just sort of asked Joey, "If this is what it's like now,
"what do you think it's gonna be like in a few weeks?
"What are you thinking about it?" And all the boys agreed with me.
But it seems like it was only me and Joey that was heard.
I had the brunt of it all, of Samantha having a go at me,
saying I was slagging her off, which...
truth be told, I probably was.
It's literally a joke. I just made a point of...
And it was all the... ..she may have took it that way.
That's all I said. I didn't say you made her feel uncomfortable, did I?
There, sweet. It's banter. Did you not say something
along the lines of, "If that happenings so early on, it's..."
Yeah. What, was I the only one that said it?
IAIN STIRLING: Joey's introducing Uma to the gang.
Let me guess, "This is Jess, she's in retail.
"This is Mimii, she's in nursing.
"This is Samantha, she's in a bloody terrible mood,
"and probably best avoided."
Oh, my God.
Hi! Hello!
Oh, she's coming. Let's go and be nice.
UMA: Hi, guys! JOEY:How's it going? You all right?
This is Uma. Uma, nice to meet you, I'm Sean.
Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you. You look great.
Oh, thank you so much. So do you. Hello. Lovely to meet you.
Come on.
Hi, girls! You look amazing.
Oh, thank you. You OK?
Hello. What's your name? Nicole. What's your name?
Nicole. Uma. Oh, nice.
Hi, I'm Jess. Lovely to meet you. Oh, lovely to meet you, Jess.
You're gorgeous, honey. Thank you.
How you doing? Hello.
What's your name? I feel like I know you.
THEY CHUCKLE
She knows!
How did you find her? Oh, bro, unreal, to be honest.
Really sweet, isn't she? Yeah, just convo, chatting.Yeah.
Joey, I'm telling you now so you got a heads up, yeah?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
When we were talking today, the girls eavesdropped. Oh, shut up.
They only heard me and you, and apparently we were slagging her off.
What? Yeah. Just to let you know, mate.
I haven't even done nothing wrong.
Please don't pull that face, cos it's gonna come back on me.
When I said, "If she's like this now,
"what do you think she's gonna be like in a week?"
And then you said, "Maybe I'm going to fucking sit down and tell her,
"like, this isn't gonna progress if it's gonna be like this." Yeah.
I don't know, mate. All I know is I've had people go mad at me.
So, tell us, how was the Hideaway? So, how was it with Ayo and Joey?
It was lovely. They are both... We just had a chat. Yeah.
Just a nice chat. They are both so lovely,
and they made me feel really welcome. Oh, good.
Yeah. The boys are good.
You have to get to know everyone, don't you?
Yeah, exactly. But they were literally so sweet.
You've come at a good time, cos we're all still
getting to know everyone as well. Yeah. Yeah.
No-one's... No-one's with anyone.
What do you boys think?
LUSTY EXHALE Yeah.
LAUGHTER
Oi, wait, I ain't blind, innit? Yeah, she's fit.
So, how did the date go, though?
It was good. She's a really nice girl.
Do you know what it is? Like, I will do whatever it takes, whatever,
but it's like, I'm in a couple, but I'm not locked off.
It's too much to, like, be dealing with right now.
Did you recognise Ronnie then when you just walked in? Yeah.
Yeah, how do you know Ron? Yeah, man. How?
I did kiss him. What, before this? Before this?
Guys, I don't remember completely,
because it was, like, a really crazy night.
Where was he?It was, like, four years ago, I was at my work.
What? I work in a bar.
DEEP SIGH Guys...
What you saying, Ayo? Guys, just...
All pray before you go to bed today. Yeah, man. Say a prayer.
Cos it's about to get sticky. It's about to get really sticky.
You never know. We have to wait and see, you know what I mean?
Of course. We have to wait and see the vibe.
Absolutely.
Ronnie, why don't you come over here and give her a villa tour?
Come here then, my girl. Adios!
Come with me, girl. You want a tour of the villa?
I would love a tour of the villa. I'll show you a thing or two.
You will, yeah? How are you?
I'm good. Do I know you?
Yes. I'm pretty sure you do. How?
Do you not remember? Don't do that to me.
No, cos I don't remember much. But you need to...
Come on, let's continue the tour.
Oh, brother. Oi, join it.
No, I'm gonna get flamed, man. It's too close.Oh, no, yeah.
One of you have to join me, though.
Do you reckon we all just go three-way, and then you slip off?
Yeah, yeah. Where are you going?
Villa tour. Smitten, bro.
So, where we know each other from. Yeah.
I'm sure... I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was you,
but do you remember the Euros, like, four years ago, yeah? Yeah.
At Ballie Ballerson. For the final?
Yeah. Yeah, it was. Yeah.
THEY LAUGH OK!
I was like, "I recognise you, but I can't work it out."
And then she was like, "Do you remember the night?"
And I was like, "Oh."
And this is your make-up and... Oh!
This is where I can put my hair back, I'm sure. There you go.
That's what I'm trying to find. Or a hair clip.
This is a cute little dressing room, though, don't you think? Yeah.
Is this a hair... This is a hairband, isn't it?
Oh, yes, it is. Nothing happened, though, did it?
No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think...
I don't know, I'm not sure if we kissed or not, but...
I don't know.
Noted (!) Erm... THEY LAUGH
Got you. Got you. I don't know.
Was you working? Erm, I was, in the beginning.
Yeah, we did. We did.
Honestly, I feel surprisingly comfortable here.
Like, everyone's been really welcoming, firstly,
and I've enjoyed chatting to all the boys, all the girls.
They've actually made me feel really happy about being in here.
HE GROANS
I feel like I'm gonna get butchered for this already, anyway.
Why? Erm... Oh, this is nice.
This is cute. This is beautiful.
No, I like this. Look, flowers... Yes.
SHE GASPS You don't do insects, no?
Something that's flying. I hate... I really don't like them,
I really don't like them. They freak me the... out.
This is the terrace. OK. Yeah.
WHISPERS:Can't believe she knows Ronnie.
I think she might go for Ronnie.
She's... She likes personalities, and they all have...
They all have, here.
Now, imagine coming in there, like that, that is brazy!
Don't overthink it, girls. Don't overthink it.
No, I'm not overthinking it, but it's just annoying, innit?
Yeah. Which is not nice. Mm.It's not nice for anyone.
I think everyone's shitting themselves a bit.
It didn't help that she's literally drop-dead gorgeous,
do you know what I mean? 10-10. LAUGHTER
Oh, Mimii. You honestly... You honestly look just as good.
WHISPERS:No, she's just joking. Has he pulled her for a convo yet?
You know, why's he not done that? I don't think
he should have pulled her for a convo by now, mind. Yeah.
I don't think I agree with that.
I'm really trying to hide. CHUCKLES
I've been hiding the whole time.
What? Is he still not coming over?
Do you want me to have a look? He's not coming?
I don't even know what to say. You know what, you ain't done nothing...
Anyway... I don't... What's... Oh, fuck!
Jess is coming. Yeah.
She looks stunning tonight, doesn't she? Jess, yeah.
Did her tour go well? Did it look like? Yeah. Pardon?
It's her tour going well? They're giving her a tour, I didn't see 'em.
Are you finding it uncomfortable at all that she knows him?
No, I'm not arsed, but even if he wants to chat to her,
he can chat to her. It is what it is, innit?
She's beautiful. She's gonna pull everyone, do you know what I mean?
Because she definitely doesn't have any loyalties to us, now.
No. No loyalties to anyone.No. Not...
In a sense, none of us have... Yeah, true.
Like, everyone's fair game, innit?
Have you tried to tell Uma, the new girl? Not yet, mate,
fuck it, she's only had two days, let her breathe for a bit.
I had a massive conversation with her. She is well all right.
Fucking hell. She's-She's full of energy.
She's really, really kind. Really, really nice.
I got that vibe off her.
She's full of energy.
Really like her. Who said that? It was Joey.
Oh... interesting. Do you know what it is, babes?
Because it's fresh meat, do you know what I mean?
Don't cry, baby. Don't cry, babe.
Stop it. No. No, no, no, no. No. Come here.
Stop it now. You'll laugh about this tomorrow, thinking,
"Why the fuck was I crying?" Eugh, don't know.
I feel like everyone's talking...
Like, especially them over there, they're gonna be like that,
and Joey's... Cos I just had that argument with Ciaran,
he's gonna be like that in Joey's ear going,
"She's immature, she's this, that, and that."
You're not. SHE SNIFFS
IAIN STIRLING: Nicole's gonna have a chat on the sofa with Ciaran,
which makes a nice change.
Normally, the girls like to sit 50 yards away
and listen to what Ciaran has to say from behind a wall.
How are you, you OK? Yeah, good.
Sometimes, I get that you do want to get to know me,
and sometimes, I get the "don't know" vibe.
I'm 100% into you, like. OK, good, good.
Like, maybe just between me and you, do you know when we were...
in the Hideaway terrace? Mm-hm.
I was just being extremely respectful.
Yeah, I know. I wanted to give you a kiss.
I know, I know.
I said to the girls, "Oh, I wish I did."
I was just like...
I was like, "Don't cause more drama."
Look at the trouble we are anyway.
I'm glad you feel, like, the same, though.
Cos I was a bit, like...
sceptical, I think, of speaking to you
just because I didn't know where...
Obviously, I knew you fancied me, or whatever,
but I didn't know if it was just the feeling of home.
But I know now it's not. Like, I know...
Yeah, no, I agree with you. I know it's more than that.
When we talked on the terrace, I was like,
"No, it's definitely not just because of home."
Yeah, I know.
Fuck, I want to kiss you right now. Stop, stop.
I know, I know, I'm behaving.
She's right there. That's why I keep looking at her.
I'm not going to. I'm not gonna be a prick. But...
It so hard, innit? I know.
Isn't it hard?
I feel like you'll give it as well, if I went in for it,
but I'm not going to. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, as soon as you start, there's no going back.
No, we can't. Got to behave.
IAIN STIRLING: Well done, Ciaran, for not kissing Nicole.
That's what I like about Ciaran, he's got self-control,
he's got patience, and above all...
he's got my grandad's old slippers.
Cool girl, innit? Like, bubbly, like, energy.
She's never had a boyfriend.
Never? Never had a boyfriend?
Don't make any sense, does it? Maybe she's picky.
You know guys, when the pretty girl comes along,
they forget how to act, that's what I don't like, you know.
# I hang all my art And I dance with the coven
# As the rain falls hard On the street... #
How have you found it so far?
I've actually had a really good night.
You guys are all so lovely.
# I can finally breathe... #
You feel all right there, girly-girl? Mm.
Yeah? OK? Mm.
# The love we had Was covered in snow
# I had to let it go... #
What's happening? You OK?
You all right?
# There it was, heaven knows
# There it was And there it goes... #
Night-night, everyone.
I want you all to sleep very well. Have a good night.
Good night. Night, everyone.
Night, guys.
Three, two, one... SNAPS FINGERS
# There it was, and there it goes
# There it goes
# There it goes. #
IAIN STIRLING: It's Bombshell Uma's first morning in the Villa.
Uma's a VIP host. I met her once at the door to Chinawhites,
I'll never forget what she said to me.
"Not tonight, loser.
"Stand aside and let those oligarchs through."
# Hey, girl I'm at the club with your boy
# You think you got to eat Pray... #
Morning, guys. Morning, everyone. Morning.
How are you feeling, Nicole?
OK. Didn't really sleep last night.
How you feeling, Harriett?Good, thank you. Good little cuddle, yeah?
Yeah, I slept better last night.
Did youse two have a cuddle last night, yeah?
We had a little cuddle. A little cuddle.
You like cuddles, don't you, Ciaran?
# Hey, girl I'm at the club with your boy
# Now you think you've got to eat Pray, love with your boy... #
Did you speak to Joey last night, or did you go straight to sleep?
No. Just see what happens today, can't we?
But I think it's a bit childish of him not to pull me.
Are you keeping me company, Ayo? I got you. That is lovely of you.
Did that piss you off, hearing last night,
that there was a bit of cuddling and whatnot going on?
I'm just not used to someone being 100% "Me, me, me, me."
What you don't want him to do, Nicole, is be feeding you one thing
until you're hearing other things.
I think Ciaran is a bit of a people pleaser.
There's no boundary set at the minute,
but you need to have personal boundaries.
He needs to navigate getting to know two people
without being disrespectful.
Hate being in a situation where I don't want to hurt anyone,
but I've gotta do what I've got to do. Wanna get a drink?
Take that to Nicole, then.
I can't go in there with Harriett in there as well, mate.
Did you make that? No. Who did, then? Ciaran.
Did he? About time he started doing something.
Didn't get a pair of balls to deliver, though.
Samantha's head was in the toilet the whole night, bro.What?
The problem was me and Joey were the loudest.
So me and Joey were the only ones she heard.
The stuff that she said on the terrace,
she's saying is banter and we didn't take it as banter.
I think I need to find out where Samantha's head is at.
Because now it's making me feel like
what all youse were saying is probably true.
Obviously, what's happened here is
obviously Samantha clearly likes me a lot.
I think at the end of the day, you've got to deep it, bro.
A woman like that has ran into this building, yeah,
and they've had to watch them lips every single one of us.
Ayo, what was your kiss like? I'll keep it so real with you, yeah?
You know when she grabbed me off, yeah, and took me out?
I just thought to myself, "This is me to a tee."
What's up with Mimii? What you gonna do?
I'm gonna chat to her.
She deserves that, know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
She definitely has some sort of feelings for you. You think so?
What about you, Ciaran? How did the thing even come about with Samantha?
I didn't even know. It was weird, though.
Because you went into the fucking...
on your date and it was only me and you here
and the girls were eavesdropping, listening on the corner.
They heard that conversation?
Went and told Samantha. And as I come over,
I'm getting fucking... Well, it's just me against girls.
But, like, honestly, I'm not getting upset at you. Go on.
I promise you now, my options... Listen, I'm not stupid. Obviously...
Criticise me after it, that's all.
What done my head in was Ciaran said something along the lines of,
"You could have made that girl feel uncomfortable."
I went, "Do you even know what that girl looks like?
"Have you had a conversation with her?"
Listen, there's no problem with me. I don't want to upset you obviously.
I'm not upset. Good. I'm not upset about you.
It's just what got said about me after it.
I feel like no-one really gets my personality.
I take the piss out of everyone and everything. That's just me.
If you don't like it...
If other people don't like it, then that's not my problem.
I just thought, yeah, you were getting a little bit...
Joe... I know you wasn't, yeah.This could have been squashed last night,
but you didn't even come in and speak to me.
I tried to. As long as you're all right, that's all I care about.
Have a nice day today, yeah? Yeah, course. As always.
IAIN STIRLING: Ciaran's telling Candyman Sean
what he got up to with Harriett last night.
The Candyman won't be impressed.
He always says you shouldn't have sugar
after you've brushed your teeth.
So we was talking and stuff and, like, you know, moving and stuff
and touching me. I was thinking,
"Shit, don't do it. Don't do it, don't it."
Resisting hard. Yeah, but...
You gave in? Yeah, I gave in. I kissed her.
And to be fair, I was the one who kissed her.
Did you instigate it? Nicole is gonna be absolutely fuming.
Do you think I should tell Nicole? I think you're gonna have to tell her.
I know. I can't imagine it's gonna go down well, though.
I feel like you've got to find somewhere and just...
Yeah, just be honest about it. Fuck. Double fuck.
I woke up this morning and I feel guilty now,
so I feel like maybe there's an indicator there
of I may want to, you know,
get to know Nicole a bit more than I want to with Harriett.
OK, so run me through. Like, how did it go?
Like, what was the chat like in bed?
Did you... Did you have a cheeky kiss, did anything happen?
Did you have a kiss? Did you?! Did you?
Yeah, but I haven't told anyone. Oh, babe, don't worry.
Uh-huh. What, do you wanna keep it secret?
Yeah. Yeah? OK. We'll keep it secret, then.
How was the kiss? Yeah, it was a good kiss.
It was a good kiss?
I, like, basically had my leg on him and then...
SHE SCREAMS
THEY SCREAM
I had my leg on him, and then he pulled me in.
Like, little kiss, and then it's like... Yeah.
..in the morning... Nothing.
..where's "good morning"? Yeah.
And then it's like... and then he makes Nicole a coffee,
doesn't say "morning" to me,
and it's like, "What game are you playing?"
Did he not make you a coffee? No, he didn't make me a coffee.
That's weird, innit?
I'm gonna be honest, I think Ciaran definitely needs
a little bit of a kick up the backside.
He doesn't know what's right in front of him.
He hasn't got one pretty lady, he's got two,
and he can't even make his mind up, so soon he's gonna lose them both.
You all right, darling? You all right?
So, did you just wanna go for a little chinwag, Joe-Joe?
Come on, then. Come, let's go. Where should we go?
Here, the fire pit?
We could go in the Hideaway, but you know what?
It might just cause a bit too much drama for now,
so I think that's a better spot.
So, how you feeling, Joe-Joe?
So, where's your head at? Where's your head at, Joe-Joe?
Erm, it's early days still. Mm-hm. I wanna get to know you, course.
Of course, yeah. I mean, I picked you, didn't I?
Yeah, exactly, that's what I'm saying.
You obviously picked me for a reason.
Exactly, Joe-Joe. But do you, like...
Even though you liked the... you know, the look... Yeah?
do you like... do you like the...
Yeah. Yeah, of course I do. Yeah?
You know, you're just a lot more mature than I expected.Really?
Yeah, and you're funny. You made me laugh quite a lot.
Did I? Yeah, we had fun, didn't we?
Have I made you laugh more than anyone else?
Erm... I think it's too early to say.
Is it? Yeah, it is. It is, Joe-Joe.
AYO:Did you sleep OK? MIMII:Oh, yeah.
Yeah? I love sleep, me, so...
Yeah, I can tell.
You're the only one I can't hear. Straight to it.
But how about you, did you sleep all right?
Erm, I don't know. I'm just not as comfortable.
Last night was a bit hectic, but apart from that, yeah.
I've had better sleeps, do you know what I'm trying to say?
I've had better sleeps, but I think one thing I definitely wanted to,
like, mention to you... Mm.
..I just wanted to, like, reassure you in a sense that
what's going through my head is, of course,
we're not gonna hide the fact that obviously she's a pretty girl. Mm.
And, like, in another... She is my type. Type, yeah.
I'd say, innit, erm...
But that don't stop me in any way, shape or form from talking to you
or spending time with you.
Yeah. That doesn't dismiss that at all.
But at the same time, to do myself justice,
the same energy I gave you at the start
is the same energy I'd give anybody else that has come in,
simply just to allow myself to explore something that is potential.
Cos at the end of the day, we're all here to find a connection.
That's it, yeah. I know it's not...
Probably for you, it's not easy to see, and I know you're kind of...
No, it's not nice to see, but it has to happen. Yeah.
Because, like you said,
we're all in here to find who we wanna be with. Mm-hm.
But, yeah, don't worry about... Don't worry about it.
Do what you need to do, and we'll see what happens.
Obviously, it's not ideal. No.
But if it's meant to be, it will be. Yeah.
But that's fine, cos when a bombshell comes in,
you'll feel it, too.
Swear!
I wanna give him his space to get to know Uma,
cos that's what we're in here to do, d'you know what I mean?
But I am looking, I am peeping from the corners of my eyes.
If it was up to me, I'd spend the whole day with him,
d'you know what I mean? But, yeah, can't do that yet.
LAUGHS
Hello, gorgeous. Hi, darlings!You OK?
Ayo, would you like to go for a little chitchat?
Go for it.
Where should we go? Should we go to that little fire pit?
Yeah, let's do that. Yeah? How you doing today?
Yeah, I'm good, thanks. We haven't spoken, have we?
We haven't. How you doing? I'm good.
How you feeling? I'm feeling good.
It's nice to get to know everyone. It's nice to chat around.
It's my first day, so I have to get to know everybody.
Yeah, of course. You know?Of course.
But obviously, I'd like to chat to you
because I know we've got a little vibe.
So... Yeah, I was looking through your glasses.
Little something. UMA LAUGHS
A little something-something.
A little something going on. Yeah, 100%.
She is lovely, she is, in't she?
Where are they going? Ugh, right there.
Where's your head at? Me? I'm...
I'm open to getting to know yourself.
I've already had that conversation with Mimii and, like...
How did I go? Yeah, good.
Kind of hit it off, didn't we? Off the bat.
Straight out the park.
I was impressed with your reaction when you saw me.
Ah, I was... I was gone between words, but...
"I was gone between words." Bless you.
You usually do that, don't you?
Nah, but you're like my, like, so-called set menu.
You know what I'm trying to say?
I really like you for every meal, like,
do you know what I'm trying to say?
I do. I think I do.
Am I, like, your usual type, like, if you saw me on a night out?
No, probably not.
You're obviously, like, really, really good looking,
and I'm obviously attracted to you. Yeah.
So that's all that matters, and we get along.
OK. You know what I mean? So, yeah, I would say you're my type.
Yeah. In, like, an ideal world, who would you be swaying towards?
I don't know, you know. I really don't know.
I don't wanna say anything too much,
you know, I need to keep my thoughts to myself, darling.
IAIN STIRLING: Nicole is not happy
about Ciaran's lack of restraint last night.
Give him some credit, Nicole.
Before Ciaran cracked on with Harriett,
he did resist snogging you,
and I think 50% restraint's commendable.
So how are you feeling, honey?
Er, I think I need a bit of a... Give us an outsider opinion.
Oh, yeah, babe, of course.
Not an outsider, because you're one of us now...
Come on, let's do this!
..but for being you in this situation.
I know, I can see it with good eyes. Yeah.
My type, right, my ex, was a tall, dark, handsome rugby player.
He was that to a tee. To a tee.
So I was like, "I'm staying away from it, not bothering." Mm-hm.
"Don't it want any more. I've ended up here because of that."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. "So I'm staying away from him."
Then he walked through the door, and my head just went 360,
not even bothering....
Yeah, spun, yeah, going back on all your words.
He pulled me for a convo, chat one night into the Hideaway.
Really?! Yeah.
So we didn't have a conversation all day, which I was a bit like...
That's a move, though, isn't that? A ballsy move.
Obviously, he got to know Harriett again,
and then we had another conversation last night on the date night,
and I was like, really, like...
It was intense, was it? You guys were bouncing off each other.
Really, yeah, really, like...
And I thought, "Oh, I fucking fancy you."
Really?!
"I just wanna rip the clothes off you."
And it was like...
Did you feel you were about to burst?
A bit giddy, like, but, yeah.
Really?! You feel you were about to kiss when it was happening? Yeah.
Like, it was a vibe, like? Yeah. It was that.
Fucking hell, girl. But then...
Fucking hell! Shh!
But then he goes into bed last night, cotching and cuddling.
But who told you that?
One of the boys said, "Oh, who's had a cuddle last night?"
And he said, "Yeah, little cuddle, little cotch."
I went like that. I can't remember who said this morning.
God, that's awkward, isn't it? That's what I thought, yeah.
And I thought, "Well, hang on a minute."
"You've just been..." "You wanting to thing last night..."
"Saying to me that you want to rip my clothes off."
Yeah, basically, saying that.
But then going in there and thinking of doing that.
Yeah, babe, come on now. No, more.
Honestly, like, Harriett is really interested in him,
but from what I've heard from both of you,
it kind of seems like he's more leaning towards you,
especially with the whole coffee thing this morning.
I know what you mean about the coffee. Does she know that?
Yeah, she knows that, and he didn't make her one.
I think you should speak to her.
From what she is telling me,
it seems like Ciaran is giving her more than he is giving Harriett.
I just said to her, "Nicole, like, babe,
"I think maybe you should go and speak to Harriett,"
because I didn't want to say anything,
but I kind of wanted Harriett to tell her.
Harriett? Yeah?
Do you wanna go for a little conversation?
Yeah, of course, babs.
Day beds, yeah? Yeah.
Thank God it's too hot.
I know, it's flipping boiling, innit?
How do you feel about the situation, then?
Yeah, like, I think I do have a connection with him,
but I am getting one version in the night-time
and one version in the day.
We do have good chats. Mm.
And this morning, he doesn't even acknowledge me
or say good morning or whatever. Mm.
Lucy and Harriett in the corner talking to each other.
I've got a gut feeling I know what they're talking about.
You. Apart from you.
May have kissed Harriett. Mm?
What did you do, mate?
Erm, I might have put my lips on Harriett's lips
last night in the bedroom.
Tell me how your convo was.
It was really, really good.
It was a really in-depth sort of convo.
Right, OK. So you actually got a layer...
I got more... Yeah.
More... More of him, I think, as well. More serious side of him.
I felt better, like, I felt more "mm". And he said the same.
OK, good.
And then he went to bed, and he was like, this morning,
"Oh, yeah, I had a cuddle."
And I thought, "Well, hang on a minute.
"It's one thing you're saying to me
"and one thing you are saying to her."
I think that, too.
Little comments have been made that make me think, "OK..."
What do you mean?
I don't know, stuff like about he is drawn to me, first of all.
Did she say it yesterday? Last night.
He said last night he was more drawn to you?
Yes. Right. Oh!
I just think he needs to pattern up a bit,
cos otherwise we are both just gonna be like...
Instantly in my head, I still think I don't know where his head is at.
It's just a bit rude that he didn't even say good morning to me,
but it's like...
Yeah. That's... I know, I know.
And hugging me at night and then going and making you a nice coffee.
What fucking...?
Yeah, he did make me a coffee this morning.
Maybe we just need to leave him.
LAUGHING: Maybe we should just dump him.
No, but do you know what I mean? Maybe we just leave him to...
See if...
And, like, actions speak louder than words.
Like, that's my big thing as well. Well, yeah.
For me, the way his actions are gonna speak way louder
than what his words do.
Cos a boy can easily kind of try and hide something,
but you've got to act a certain way, haven't you? Yeah.
Is there anyone else that you think, like, yeah?
No, probably not. None? What, just him?
No, I'm not talking to anyone. Really?
Just Ciaran. Mm. Mm.
Do you know what's worse about it?
I was sat there with Nicole,
Harriett was sat down there yesterday,
and I said to her, "Oh, really want to kiss you."
And I said, "But we can't, cos Harriett's down there,
"and I want to be respectful." Yeah.
But I've gone and kissed Harriett with Nicole right opposite me.
SUCKS TEETH
Between me and you... Yeah.
I feel like I'm gunning for Nicole more.
Bro, I can't lie... Quiet, quiet, quiet.
I can't lie... that's what I like to hear from you.
Do you know why?
Cos I know that's how you really feel.
And do you know what it is? She's all over you, bro.
And that's what I like.
But now I've fucked myself up a little bit,
cos it was a good kiss and stuff,
and obviously wanted to cos otherwise I wouldn't have,
but, erm, I just feel so guilty with Nicole.
I've got to tell Nicole. It's only fair.
I've been open and honest with both of them from the start,
so I've got to continue that.
There may be a bit of upset, but at least I can say I was honest.
Ci, do you want to come for a little convo?
Yeah, absolutely.
WHISPERING:Fucking wish me luck.
Where do you want to go? By the fire pit, is it?
You say, I do. Away from everyone.
Spicy chat, that. Spicy.
Fire pit, is it? A bit more private.
Yeah. Mm.
CIARAN SIGHS
You don't sound very happy. How are you feeling?
CIARAN SIGHS
EXHALES DEEPLY So, I'm just...
So, last night, obviously, I was talking to Harriett. Mm.
I'm just gonna say it straight up, I kissed her.
Yeah, I just wanted to...
I wanted you to hear it from me, like.
I was hoping for, like, right place, right time to tell you, but...
Erm... HE SIGHS
What are you thinking? That's just a nah, isn't it?
That's a nah, like? Mm-hm. Just don't do that.
Like, we had a conversation over there, and then you said,
"Oh, if I could kiss you right now, I would,"
and then you go and kiss her in the bedroom.
It's just not nice, is it? No, it's not.
And the fact that she hasn't told me as well.
What the fuck's that about?
Cos if I was a girl's girl, I would go and tell her.
Yeah, I know, but... Weird. It's weird.
I was so open to you getting to know her, right,
like, it was... That's...
I've said millions of times, that's absolutely fine.
I'm not like her, I'm not, like, storming off
and making a massive drama out of it.
I've said it's absolutely fine.
The conversations you had in front of her, that's so fine.
But be open and honest with me.
And I don't think you've been open and honest,
by saying you want to kiss me last night,
to pulling her, kissing her in there.
Oh, I've done it now, innit, so I...
I've told you. I just don't know.
I was... Yeah, and that's fine.
Look, if you're saying right now you want to shut it down...
Obviously, I don't want to shut it down, Ciaran!
But flipping hell, man,
you could have made it a lot easier, like.
All right, why are you shouting for? Cos you're pissing me off.
Obviously, I'm happy for you to pursue things with her,
but I'm not sitting here when you kissing in bed and that.
No chance. No chance.
All right, well, I'm not going to do it again.
Maybe that's how you like to get to know people.
Maybe talk to Harriett as well, is it?
I have fucking spoke to her,
but she didn't admit it, did she, so...
Well, I'll leave you to it, then.
But as long as you know I know I've messed up, like, but... Mm.
Fucking hell.
That's that.
I think Nicole's a but upset, man. Is she?
Honestly, with Ciaran, I don't have a Scooby, bro.
What is that?
Erm, obviously you and Ci had a kiss last night.
But I wasn't going to tell her. Why would I tell her?
I'm getting to know him, so is she.
What the fuck?
Is she taking the piss? What?
He kissed her last night.
And she just pulled me for a conversation, went,
"Be honest with me, be honest with me.
Didn't even fucking tell me, Jess,
that he kissed her last night in bed.
She can fuck off. So can he.
I'm actually fuming. I just think, don't...
If that was me, girl to girl, I would have said then,
"Oh, we had a kiss, I'm not going to lie,
"do you know what, I've got something to tell you,
"we had a kiss."
Instead of making me sit there and say how I feel,
and then her going... Oh, it's wound me up.
I'm not even upset...
You're just annoyed. I'm just annoyed now.
I ain't crying cos I'm upset with them two,
I can do way better than the both of them anyway,
act way more mature.
I was in that hideaway,
could have literally kissed him there and then,
but I have more respect for the person.
Making me coffee this morning, mind,
telling me he wanted to kiss me outside,
then gets in bed, kisses her.
This is what the rugby boys are like. Yeah.
This is why I say I'm not going for a rugby boy any more
because this is exactly what they're flipping like, man,
from home.
HE SIGHS
She speaks to me, I'll tell her to fuck off.
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